>>708017521 i don't have money.
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>>708017521
i don't have money.
>>708017521
get more satisfaction out of casual sex with multiple women
I'm a faggot
>>708017521
Because I'm gay and prefer dong. Whats your excuse for not having a boyfriend, faggot OP?
every answer i get is either no or insert relationship here
>>708017521
Lost my genitals in Iraq, what about you?
>>708017521
I despise human contact.
I deal with people only out of necessity.
Sounds edgy as fuck, but it's the truth. I think I might have a personality disorder.
>>708017521
I don't know
>>708017521
i'm in law school and i'm terrified at the prospect of having a gf while not having money. the root of many relationship issues is money. i want to be the breadwinner not be a faggot cuck with my balls in the girl's hand.
>>708017521
It's a waste of time and money.
Prefer being single , all things come to an end so if I am happy without lying unfaithful whores in my life (working on it more n more erryday) then I don't gotta worry cuz my happiness is my own responsibility. Not some cheating bitch.
>>708017521
Who is this douchebag?
The wife hates it
Just broke up with my gf of 5 years. Whoever said that Asian girls are submissive and sweet was a lying asshole. She was nagging, bossy, and psycho. Dish-throwing, burn your clothes on your front lawn, physically violent, threatening to jump out of the car on the freeway - crazy. This shit all happened. Would have called the cops on her, but she probably would have turned it around on me and say u hit her.
But, she was a freak sexually. Always was up for it. She would get too excited during ass play and it would become unpleasant, though.
That said, I am looking for another Asian gf. Pic not related.
>>708019661
Pics or gtfo
>>708017521
I'm pretty autistic and rarely leave my house.
>>708017521
Im 33, 5'4....fat, going bald and grey.....I'm fucked
The girl I like is horrible at texting me back. But when we're together she talks with me for hours and laughs at all my jokes. She's moving her stuff to a new house today (much closer to my place than her old house). I messaged her offering to help but she hasn't even seen it.
If I see her today I'm making a move.
>>708020487
Good luck my friend, just go balls deep and you'll have no regrets afterwards
>>708019996
>>708017521
I'm reclusive and have mundane appearance. Sometimes I get looks but I get the feeling they're trying to read me and only draw blanks more than anything. Mysterious doesn't work unless you do that shit on purpose as a façade. Nigger dicks
>>708020718
Thanks. I really like her and it's very difficult for me to find girls who I like. She's so much fun. And she's my type physically. And her laugh warms my heart. I don't want to spam her with messages but fuck why doesn't she notice when I message her?
>>708017521
This guy's gonna be so mad when he realizes he's gay.
>>708017521
>manlet
>poor
>brown skin
bout covers it
>>708017521
>aryan
>brown eyes
>>708017601
>been poorfag for years
>just got engaged to gf of 5 years
Didn't give her a ring cause she knows my financial status and isn't petty
>>708017521
Always rejecting the girls around me and looking for that genuine one that actually interests me.
I know better than to date whores with no aspirations in life. I want someone who can hold her own and doesn't take anyone's shit.
>>708019996
Pics are on some sd drive I can't find. I do have a video on my phone of her threatening to jump out of the car and telling me to pull over to let her out of the car on some forest road out in the middle of nowhere.
Have several recordings of her just in case she became a missing person and they tried to blame me for her disappearance and eventual decapitation and partial burial in some field.
Jobless. Emotionally unstable. Unmotivated. Lazy. 27 and live with parents. Introverted. Not masculine. I don't try to look for one.
>>708019661
Hi James
You are not me.
>>708017521
I have a fetish for murder, so it never really has a happy ending.
>>708019661
Insanity doesnt give a fuck about race or sex. Keep that in mind.
>>708017521
I'm not gay.
>>708021209
>>708020781
Know how you feel, I'm in college and I don't fancy many girls, but I tend to mess up the ones I do like
>>708017521
No money.
I refuse to date without being able to support a woman.
I am a MAN!
>>708021753
>isnt petty
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND HER. SHARE WITH THE CLASS ANON.
I'm too shy and i don't get out often at all to actually meet a girl
>>708022352
known her my whole life. Been friends since we were little
>>708017521
trash tier human, right there.
I'm a worthless piece of shit who deserves to die alone
>>708017521
>Neonazi
>Literally look like a nigger rapper
>>708022695
With that attitude then yes you do, stop hating yourself so much
im a fat fuck and have no idea how to hit up chicks
>>708022166
>implying
The last girl who I liked had a really flirty personality I mistook it as actual flirting i became madly in love and when I took a chance got a response about how awesome our friendship is and she wouldn't wanna ruin that (we don't actually hang out she was just letting me down nice) I've been too bummed out to go for anything since. Plus now I'm even worse at reading signals because I got really,confident when I thought a girl was flirting with me and now I feel dumb for thinking that.
>White (Slav)
>5'11"
>not too bad with girls
>can be awkward af
>can be creepy by accident
Im a beutiful retard
>>708022597
>he feel for the childhood friends meme
>>708023227
Literally me
>>708017521
Because I'm a total lose lmfao
time to break out the old pasta
Almost every incel has similar characteristics
- untreated depression / mental problems
- lack of interests, passions. no aspirations or dreams (aside from pure teen gf)
- obsession over virgin status, chads, and missed opportunities from the past
- staring at the computer screen during all free time. no friends or social activities
- day in, day out repeating the same cycle of inertia, self loathing, and reading about how terrible women/dating/feminism etc are.
Do you see the terrible pattern here that might exacerbate things 100x worse? You can take two average looking 19 year olds. Both virgins, both unpopular with the opposite gender, both completely unremarkable looking. One spends most of his time alone, isolated, angry on the internet. He says hes doomed and life is over because he wasn't born a Chad. The other goes out of his way to try new things and put himself in new situations. He pursues other interests, tries to meet people, etc.
Which one of the two do you think has a higher chance of breaking out of "inceldom"? And it's not about just sex, as the topic states it's about having a fulfilling, happier, productive life.
>>708017521
I get on /b/ everyday
>>708021753
>isn't petty
kek a woman who's not petty? I'm pretty sure that doesn't exist, you should check her crotch to make sure it's not a trap
>>708022166
>timestamp what is it
>tits not top
>>708017521
Because she just left me a few weekks ago afgter a five eyar relationship. its alright htoughcus ivve decided to become a drunk.
>>708023227
absolutely me
>>708017521
>mentally ill
>ugly
>shitskin
>poor
>>708017521
The guy on the pic is the definition of trash. Kek
>>708023425
Actually I had 2 girls stalking me
(Snapchatting me creepy loving stuff, Getting my number)
Not my type
Better questions, what my excuse for not dumping my gf.
>>708023784
I'm 18, have had 3 sex partners, but mainly because I look better than average. I get hella stressed when I need to make the first move myself and when I'm sober doing so.
>>708017521
That guy in the pic is fuckin sexy with those SS bolts on his face.
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
>>708017845
>thread
Why would I want to be in a relationship where i'm expected to change myself for the "good" of the other person, and also change my communication/friendship with other women, all for one selfish cunt who wants me to herself.
"Friendzone" is believed to exist by faggots who are pushovers in all facets of life, and can't figure how to make a relationship work in their favor, or even have it be equal. All my best sexual relationships with women have been one where I am friends first, and sex is secondary. In fact, women find it attractive for men to treat them as equals, rather than be a creepy fuck fixated only on banging them.
>>708023719
That sucks
>>708024172
Lol im still a virgin. Highschool years were doomed for me
>>708018389
You're an idiot. Have fun with a bitch who only loves you for your money. Have fun getting divorced in 5 years and her taking half your shit. Dumbass.
Why don't you hook up with a quality chick who doesn't care about money while you're broke. Pro tip, good women usually care about ambition, not money.
>>708018226
Yeah, you are a sociopath
Lmao i don't want to be replaced by a dyke again
>>708019661
You're also an idiot.
>>708017521
I just fuck escorts.
>>708018131
wait fo reals?
>>708020401
Might as well just go ahead and anhero. Better luck next life.
>>708024412
Or both. Mature women dont need games, your muscular "Alpha" and most importantly your dough. They are old enough to take care of themselves and only need a mature and strong figure.
>>708024408
What's your age? You're in college as well? I study medicine...
>>708021152
Nigger dicks indeed.
Small dick and insecure
>>708021785
same but I don't get to reject girls, because they don't really come to me
>>708017521
I feel like I have nothing to say about myself so I never talk very much with anyone. I'm perfectly capable of talking about things, but whenever people ask about me I just answer the best I can and quickly drop it, which comes off as pretty odd, I guess. I've never heard of a silent guy who gets the girl. I'm not even shy either, it's just I suck at making conversation.
>>708024463
No; sociopaths don't hate people, they see them as tools, as a means to an end
>>708018341
I relate to this pic so fuckin' much
>>708024412
Welcome to America faggot. The fabled women you speak of are few and far between
>>708017521
>5'7
>Broke
>Just turned 21, so I'm busy learning the bar scene
>Don't really care, lost my virginity and moved on
>Just trying to finish college
To me these seem to be good reasons
>>708024764
Im actually 11.
I fucked your mom 69 times and blaze weed at exactly 4:20 faggot
>>708017521
Sugar mommas and fuck buddies.
Big dicks leave you with lots to go round.
Retired at 30 also.
>>708017521
Married.
>>708024293
Also clearly a closet homosexual.
>>708019661
Asian chicks born and raised in America tend to be cunts. That's probably your issue
>>708022158
True. My sister (white) is a sociopath. Stole from our family and out her two baby daddies through the ringer.
>>708021847
Goddamn...if you would have guessed my name, I would have been shitting. I always think someone I know, particularly my now ex, is reading this.
Pic is girl someone posted on /s/
>>708024314
Not in my experience, but you give me hope.
>>708017521
Lazy life is only life
>>708023553
if you actually ever interacted with a woman, you'd be surprised how chill some of them can be.
>>708023553
White knight detected
>>708025201
She came here when she was 6. May as well have been born here, though.
Omg I almost had a heart attack.
So I'm looking at porn on my phone. I'm mostly hidden from the window, but it's just easier to close the curtains to be safe. I click on a video then get up to close the curtains.
Then I hear a sound like an animal loudly lapping up water mixed with panting and almost pained moans.
The sound is very close. I picture a rabid racoon or something similar. I'm freaking out. The noise is very close, I look around just absolutely terrified. What is this beast in my home?
Then I realize the sound is coming from the phone in my hand. It's a woman masturbating. But my boner is kill.
>>708023493
Yeeeeeeeeaahno
>>708025014
You got me good there, lil boi x)
>>708017521
Cuz I'm a creep
I'm a weirdoooooo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong hereeeeee
>>708024811
how small?
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>708017521
Because i live in a small town, there are only disco cumsacks here and i have morals.
>>708024998
they do tho
>>708024514
Well fuck.
>>708025756
Yeah, well, you look like a douche
>>708025756
Nice bait EleGiggle
>>708017521
small d
ugly
insecure
and i honestly think i will tire of the wench after a while.
>>708025544
You guys have no idea how legit terrified I just was.
>>708018045
That's no excuse, I just got out a relationship with a delicious trans girl with a fat dong
>>708017521
Because every time I tried to get one, it ended in a rejection, and I stopped caring
>>708017521
I'm only 5min old and smell of curry...
>>708017521
I bet she is ugly as fuck. She needs layers and layers of makeup.
Because when any other human being even looks at me I get scared or something. I don't really know how to explain it. It's like social anxiety but I think more intense. I can't sit down in a lecture without feeling that someone behind me is looking at me, and that makes me feel very uncomfortable. 3 days ago I left a class because of this. I can't even log in to see Steam, I don't want people to see me online so I set it to always show me offline. Even people I used to play with everyday. One of my best friends came to study at a university in the same city and we haven't talked in a month. So overall, I think that kinda explains why.
>>708017521
I dont get his tats bro he has ss under his eye but a fucking nigger grill then he has a cringy fucing ufc ttat holy shit i wonder what other fucking retarted tats this fag has
>>708026400
This is severe social anxiety. I had this shit for years, still do but much less. Get therapy asap because this shit gets more and more difficult to recover from. Also do not isolate yourself from social contact or youre fucked .
>>708026400
Got dubs though. I accomplished something today.
>>708023493
>/thread
I pretty much waste all of my free time on my computer playing games, being obsessed about my virginity and hating modern feminism.
I have friends and go to parties though, but I just am too shy to go talk to someone else by myself (mostly if it is a girl) and barely make new friends even though I think I could easily do so.
Do you have any tips on overcoming this shyness?
>>708026400
i'd get help before you go shooting up the school
>>708017521
I actually have goals and aspirations
>>708027388
But I don't want to kill anyone. And yet the dubs of truth demand it. Guess I have to.
I am a neckbeard.
>>708027699
>>708026328
>She needs layers and layers of makeup.
How do you see that? The only thing that I see on that pic are her ugly tattooed eyebrows.
>>708026400
I feel the same. It got really bad 5 years ago. Alcohol helps to atleast act kinda normal, but the bad thing is, I'm probably an alcoholic now and don't even feel any difference after lets say a six pack or two.
I definitely wouldn't recommend it.
>>708017521
What a fuckin faggot
>>708018389
>i'm in law school
You are learning how you will be cucked by the state with said Laws.
>i'm terrified at the prospect of having a gf while not having money.
It will be worse when you have something to lose. You'll see soon enough.
>the root of many relationship issues is money.
Again, you will learn this first hand iin a few years.
>i want to be the breadwinner not be a faggot cuck with my balls in the girl's hand.
Your balls will be in her hands thanks to The State and the very laws you study.
Good luck, Friend. I sincerely mean that, no sarcasm intended.
>>708017521
I'm becoming a priest.
It's not in mind.
>>708017521
I have a wife and only one dick to give.
>22
>Just graduated and got a high paying job.
>Live with a roommate.
>Still working on my weight dropped 20lbs from 260 to 240 in a couple of months btw I'm 5' 8''
>Lot of shallow and basic women out there....
>Started getting into milfs. Now I know why guys like em so much.
>imyoungandhavetime.jpg
>>708017521
had one, upgraded her to wife.
>>708018389
Dude, I got married in law school. It actually makes life easier. I don't have to go out and get derpity drunk to get laid. Saves time and money.
>>708029546
Soon you'll be upgraded to an ex-husband. Good luck, Dude.
>>708022878
This, your brain belives what you make it believe
>>708017521
MGTOW and proud
>>708029623
Someone's been cucked one too many times.
>>708017521
>SS
>Full of degenerate nigger culture bullshit like shiny teeth
What is this guy playing at? like what does he believe in, its like i have no chance of reading him
>>708017521
>>708017521
I'm married.
>>708017521
>white supremacist
>have gorilla grills
Pick one you faggot
>>708017521
I am not idolising the nazi regime
>>708017521
Don't deserve one. old and NEET and at this point i should be having my own family but since i have no means of supporting one (and im not a fucking nigger that's going to beg the gov to take other peoples money so i can) i really don't deserve to be having sex so why put up with a bitch if i ain't deserving of duh puss.
>>708019661
not sure, dated asian chicks in the united states, and they act like white girls but way more stuck up, I am currently in a relationship with a girl from hong kong, and shes a good deal different.
shes not submissive in the slightest, shes level headed and we get along well, but shes extremely business minded and does NOT fuck around
>>708029786
Someone is deflecting by projecting. Again, good luck.
>>708019661
Asian is broad. Sounds like she was chinese.
Im nothing special to look at, and have given up from getting rejected so many times
>>708025756
old pasta is old
>>708025952
new as fuck
But i do, she's not a vindictive/backstabbing bitch either. It's a nice change.
>>708030095
Someone's a pot and rather envious of that kettle.
>>708029806
He's maybe just the biggest troll the world has ever seen. Or just retarded.
I think it's the latter.
>>708017521
Mainly just Xbox and Netflix.
>>708019661
>too excited during ass play
what did he mean by this.
>>708017521
I'm 21, work on food delivery so I don't have much money and don't have a vehicle except for my bike.
This is basically the reason, I also have problems with depression, low self-steem and personality sometimes
>>708026306
hi daniel
hey seem we just found another donald trump
>>708017521
my wife would get pissed
>>708018505
Just a random cuck
hmmmm kinda slow
>>708017521
wow, that guy kind of looks like me
If I went off the rails
And started doing crack
And whores
>>708032352
kek
same
>>708017521
I don't have any tattoos on my face
>>708024612
This nigger gets it.
>>708023227
>CREEPY
this is a meme. You can't hit on girls without being creepy sometimes.
The ONLY difference between being creepy and being a successful flirter is just that - success.
What some women find creepy, will get other women interested in you.
>>708032646
Why would you get pissed if he has a gf?
>>708032774
Maybe you should get one of those teardrop tattoos all the cool rappers have?
>>708017521
Is that the so called "master race"?
>>708029777
wow wtf why am i laughing
>>708033012
degenerate, nigger-inspired minority of it, yes
>>708033012
>sonic poster
lol
>>708017521
i have a boyfriend instead
>>708032774
You should get one, all the cool kids are doing it nowadays.
>>708017521
Choosy, no money, no time and like weebshits
>>708018341
faggot
>>708024959
this
>>708020487
Several hours later. Still hasn't looked at my message. I get so excited to see her but then when it doesn't happen it's just depressing.
Its simple, you see .....
Smoke too much weed, work a shit job because i smoke too much weed, pretty fucking lazy all round.
>>708024314
there literally is no friendzone.
The girl either thinks you're her friend, or a love interest.
If you don't do something out of your way, then you get the dumb ass excuse from idiots that is called the friendzone
>>708035674
>>708017521
Wife won't let me ;)
