Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
>>707930666
Reimu, how do I entice people to worship my feet and armpits?
This must be a new record
4 threads before midnight
-Sweet Roll
>>707930666
im sorry for being mean to you before princess.
I don't want to lurk but the captcha in smartphone is hard.
>>707931082
Have sexy feet and armpits.
>>707930992
>>707931032
You saved me from page 10. Thanks, flag-sama.
>>707931210
Well how do I do that?
>>707931210
>not feet
>no armpits
step up, im drunk and can even better than that.
>>707931210
>>707931082
Trust Reisen. She speaks from experience
>>707931165
It's okay~
>>707931082
You have to show them what they wanna see. Not too much, but just enough to keep them on their toes.
>>707931119
Don't you have anything better to do?
You seem to be wasting your time, according to your goal
-Sweet Roll
>>707931412
running out of flags ?
>>707931412
Ooh...are you sure they'd wanna see it though? Even though I'm a boy?
>>707931551
Aah... M-Marisa... I didn't know you liked those too...
>>707931296
Mm, shave your pits often and well, remember to lotion, lotion your feet every night too and I mean I guess if you have hairy feet, you should prolly take care of that too. Uuuuh... And pedicures too.
>>707931666
You'll only know if you try. I'm not trying to make you, mind you, but that's the truth.
>>707931815
Lotion on my armpits?
It's happening again
>>707931406
Y-yes. Yes, I do. Ahaha...
>>707931551
>>707931764
Sexyyyy...
>>707931764
I like everything about you, silly!
So do I give the hand fetishist a pic and get a fortune like a quarter machine?
princess, will you adopt me and take care of me?
>>707932016
the gist
>>707932016
It must be nice to have a fetish for hands... I mean, people don't cover their hands up and they're more visible and accessible than feet.
>>707930666
Rolling for tarot reading
>>707932008
Hnn...
>>707932016
He's gone to bed now, sorry.
>>707931994
H-hey...
GUYS ITS HABBENING AGAIN LEAVE THE THREAD OR ELSE.......
Reimu can you please be my mommy?
>>707932143
Sorry, I think I'd make a bad mom. For one thing, you'd be stuck in worse than poverty with me.
>>707932448
no no princess you have it all wrong. I am really successful, i just want a princess and lets me sleep on her and takes care of me while drunk.
>>707932262
Reroll
>>707932448
Luckily that's why you have me!
>>707932331
~<3
>>707932622
So what, like holding your hair when you puke?
Reimu, what should you do when your mom gets drunk off wine almost every night?
>>707932756
Sounds like a good opportunity to me!
>>707932242
>Fetish for hands
Here we go.
Also GET got!
>>707932783
Get drunk with her!
>>707932756
no no no. I dont puke.
I require person to cuddle with and stuff. maybe take bottle away.
oh and food.
I really like to eat stuff.
>>707930666
Satan, what do I do when the grill that broke my heart continues to come into my place of employment with a different guy every time?
Today, I didn't even acknowledge that she was there yet I ended up catching her staring at me through my peripheral vision.
>>707932783
Talk to her about why she's drinking so often. She'd probably appreciate to know that you care.
If it's a problem, as in... it interferes with her life and causes problems, you may need to kindly suggest that she gets help.
Don't do any of this while she's drunk, by the way. Unless she's a really nice drunk.
>>707932966
No I'm too young and even then drinking is bad and scary so I wouldn't
>>707933016
Not the fortune teller, she likes the attention. Don't ignore her, treat her like a stranger that you don't find attractive. It will turn her on and she'll try to reel you in to prove she's attractive to herself. Just continue to treat her as a stranger. She's poison.
>>707933016
Keep ignoring her. She's obviously doing it to get a rise out of you, so the best thing to do is to avoid letting on that it affects you at all.
>>707932973
>>707932931
That sounds like a lot of work...
Why do people post nation flags in these threads?
>>707933260
;~; princess please, easy out of poverty
>tfw fat
>tfw no one will ever find my feet worship-able
>>707933260
Really? All you have to do is cuddle someone and be kind to them and let them lie their head in your lap?
>>707933309
>
Reimu, can I pretend you're my big sister?
>>707930666
Roll
>>707932940
If I post a foot do I get a fortune?
>>707933346
>>707933499
I still have to run the shrine too. It's in my bloodline, so there's no skipping out on that.
>>707933972
You'll get my everlasting gratitude.
>>707933864
You can pretend I'm your big sister ;~;
>>707934104
Can you be my big sis aswell? :3
>>707934000
I am willing to move in with you at the shrine and take care of your financial needs princess.
>>707934104
Okay! You can both be my big Sisters! I love my onee-chans!
>>707933241
She's not very attractive. Since I was running the show with the subordinates inside while I ended up talking to my boss. I don't talk to strangers unless they happen to be right in front of me and asking for assistance.
>pic related
>>707933260
Is this satan? Anyhow, I wasn't sure at first that it was her but I ended up going to the cameras to confirm my suspicion. She did a decent job trying to hide it though I don't forget a face that has done so much harm to me.
>>707934227
O-of course!
>>707934295
*loving embrace*
Sillies.
>>707933864
>>707934104
>>707934227
>>707934231
>>707934295
Okay, fine. I guess I'm in. Welcome to the family, everyone.
>>707934511
I love you big sis!!
>>707934511
Or do you want to be even more than just sibling~? <3
>>707934619
Whoa...! I love you too Reimu nee-chan!
>>707934037
I never get asked for feet when I cam whore. Not even sure what feet lovers like.
>>707934619
Only if you're okay with incest!
checking out
i need to get some cooler flags. too lazy to hunt them though.
>>707934668
I-i want an incestuous relationship!
>>707934619
YAAAAAAY
>>707934619
but i only want to be family if im husband to my princess.
>>707934973
>>707934928
D-Doing things like that with your big Sisters is wrong...
>>707935044
Can I be your prince?
>>707930666
Is pepsi as unhealthy as coka cola?
>>707935163
Not fortune teller.
Check the nutrition facts on the cans.
Reimu, it's getting much later than I should be awake, and I don't want to go to sleep. I'm having a really bad night. I'm still scared about moving tomorrow. What should I do?
>>707935087
sorry princesses only.
>>707935260
What do nutrients have to do with shoving the bottles up my butt?
>>707935420
I can dress up as a princess.
>>707935420
Oh...
>>707935057
No, it's totally right!
>>707935478
Well if thats what youre doing they are equally dangerous.
>>707934705
D'aww. I'm starting to like this a little.
>>707934928
Pssh.. w-well, we have to set a good example for our other siblings.
>>707934973
<3
>>707935044
I can't just get married to someone out of the blue...
>>707935163
I'd say they're equal. No matter what, you're drinking way more sugar in each serving than you should reasonably have. Whether it's 10 calories less or not doesn't matter in the long run.
>>707934973
That's exactly what i want to hear~!
>>707935057
*shuns*
>>707935665
you're right. Lets start off with dating.
>>707935534
if im drunk and you're cute yes.
good news im durnk a lot.
>>707935555
s-sorry
>>707935584
>>707935707
Wh-What? I feel confused...
>>707935653
>>707935665
Damn, k ill just keep drinking cola then and not think about the whole "can dissolve pennies" thing
>>707935765
I can be cute. I just need money for cute things.
>>707935765
It's a similar thing there, too.
>>707935823
That's because it has acid in it.
>>707935823
They both have acid too, so if Coke can do it, Pepsi can too.
>>707935665
R-Reimu, my other big sister is talking about lewd things...it's really not okay to do that with your nee-chan, right?
>>707935862
I would love a gf who i can buy cosplays for.
>>707935893
would you like to start off with a meal and a movie?
personally i prefer something more original, going up north and looking at stars is really good.
>>707935999
It's a little complicated... I'm not sure if I can answer that...
>>707935955
And pepsi doesnt?
What i want to know^ :D
>>707935985
Ohhh well i try to avoid drinking and smoking so i guess it evens out :/
>>707936053
I'd like to crossplay too, so that's fine with me.
>>707936163
All soda has acid.
>>707935665
B-But i don't want to become your sister if that means i can't have your beautiful body for myself! ;~;
>>707935955
Oh shit I got a GET, can I get a reading please?
Well, this got awkward pretty fast...
>>707936269
Then why does my older sister say to stop drinking cola but is ok with the rest!? Oh well, thanks for the help cosplayer (or something person) and anon -.-/
>>707936150
Well, I still feel confused, but...I do know that I love both of my onee-chans!
>>707934104
Can you be my big sissy too?
>>707936509
just post lewd things princess and it will not be.
>>707936203
cosplay makes my D hard af
>>707936203
>tfw always wanted to be a cute crossplayer but fatty and worried that it'll be cringy and bad
Hmmm...
/'–_–\ ...
Out of things to say
-Sweet Roll
>>707936513
Sounds like your older sister saw the penny thing and suddenly thought it was only coke.
All soda has acid. Sour candy has acid. Fruit have acid. Your stomach is filled with acid, it's not going to hurt you worse than junk food, but it does weaken your teeth.
>>707936439
>Six of Cups (Reversed)
You're going to lose touch with the past. It's natural, of course, but you'll have to let some things go to make room for new things.
>Nine of Pentacles
Your speculations about a certain something will be proven right. You might already know what it is.
>Knight of Cups (Reversed)
You'll encounter a romantic rival who uses gossip to kill others' love. It might hinder you in terms of a relationship of your own, unless you successfully identify and remove this person from the situation.
>>707936640
I like dressing up so thas no problem with me.
>>707936796
Im skinny but not feminine skinny. Hormones will help soften my features.
>>707936573
Goodnight, nee-chan.
>>707936603
No.
>>707937027
Ehh? But I thought you were my big sister! And besides, I'm a boy!
rolling for reading c:
gets pls
>>707936869
Klkk btw while im here. Is op that cosplayer girl? And why is everyone trying to be her siblings? Nvm gtg cya
>>707936921
Yup.
>Sounds right
What?
>I haven't speculated about anything
Even more what?
>I've got no romance right now, nor see any soon.
>>707937305
>I bet you're underage
That's my speculation.
>>707937402
>*shrugs*
It's the future. It could all be yet to happen, too.
Hold me please
>>707937589
Im 20 )):
Still here trying to figure out the card reading thing going on
>>707937027
-brushes my big sister's long purple hair-
>>707937631
Go to sleep, sweetie. I'm right here.
>>707937735
Where did you come from.
>>707937919
Where did you go?
>>707937784
It's really okay? Y-You'll be here for me?
>>707937970
Memes aside.
>>707937919
My moms vagina. Or are u asking why im new to this thread? Iv seen it around every now and then but didnt feel like it idk
>>707938034
Mhm! You can bet on it.
>>707937970
Cotton eye joe mister :/
>>707930666
Hail lord Satan
I need some advice
>>707938142
What website.
You talk with text lingo, you're either new here, or haven't been put in your place.
>>707938253
Dude im been on 4chan for 4 years at least. I just dont give a fuck about how others text. Lol oh im srry i mean kek
>>707938250
What about?
>>707938171
Okay...thanks Reimu, I love you
Goodnight...
>>707938584
>>707938651
...!
O-Oh gosh...
>>707938542
I don't know... I've been feeling emotionally awkward recently and I don't know what's causing it. What do?
>>707938764
S-seemed like you needed it, that's all...
>>707938253
Dear anon alas i waited for ur reply as a thought it most fun our conversation but...
>>707938651
This place is getting weird so im out. No hard feelings but i aint no newfag And i aint no holla back girl
>>707938957
I-I think I did...thanks Reimu, I love you so much!
>>707938651
>>707938917
Emotionally awkward? Explain that for me.
>>707939036
No hard feelings. You're nicer about it than I'd expect, at least.
love me princess, im drunk.
>>707938957
Good little shrines maiden~<3
>>707939181
Love you too. Goodnight!
>>707939293
Ehehe..
>>707939499
H-hey, why are you saying that?
>>707939307
I feel sad but nothing is causing it
>>707939521
>_>
>>707939632
Being so nice to your guests is one of your best traits!
>>707939801
Something has to be causing it, unless it's just depression. Search your feelings, think of all the stuff that's happened to you lately. Think about where you are in life. Are you sure there's not a reason?
>tfw you didnt fap even though princess posted good stuff cuz busy drinking
Hello my name something and this is how to be smashed
1v1 me drink all of you
>>707930666
henlo fortune-chan
>I need to know why recently I've been experiencing crippling confusion; often I can't understand words or music, and i lose the ability to 'exist' at times, per se
checkems
>>707939824
I'm glad you can appreciate it!
>>707940105
You may wanna see a doctor about that soon... It sounds kinda medical, which is beyond my skills.
>>707940100
You didn't? Well, now I'm disappointed.
>>707939824
I think it's the full moon again
>>707940377
im sorry prciness i got really drunk einstead.
I hate you all.
>>707938651
Reimu, do you have a crush on anon?
>>707940510
Even me?
>>707940531
Aren't you the one asking, though?
>>707940639
especially you
>>707940644
I am anon, yet I am not. I am a different anon.
>>707940690
</3
>>707940923
just kidding i like you a lot.
>>707930666
i want pizza should i stop being lazy and steal some credit card info?
princess, please post pictures of your belly, i really want to lick it.
Reimu, how does this picture make you feel?
>>707941105
r-really?
>>707941541
no i've always hated you
>>707941575
Why?
>>707941701
what do you have to offer for why i should like you?
>>707941701
because your name is ika but you don't like ika musume
general reading please
reimu are you gone?
>>707941783
Well I'm a genuinely loving and caring person to all and I like to put others before myself.
>>707941796
I haven't watched that anime... yet
>>707941850
>Eight of Cups
You'll find that someone or something you currently value is not a healthy influence on you, and turn away from it.
>Nine of Swords (Reversed)
An imposter will cause you shame.
>Ten of Pentacles
They might steal from you or cause some sort of conflict with your family.
Sorry, it seems like you have a rough patch ahead... I hope these will cheer you up.
>>707942196
could I have a love reading? pretty please.
>>707942027
Goodnight everyone! That's all the time I have. Thank you for coming by!
>>707942039
didnt even take care of me while drunk though.
>>707942338
goodnight
>>707942338
-stare-
>>707942338
>>707942375
Because you like to hit me
>>707942338
i love you reimu i love you
>>707942524
would never hit you. I am a friendly drunk, would aggressively cuddle with you at most.
>>707942330
>The Devil
This could mean one of two things. Either you'll start to turn toward a more materialistic philosophy, placing gains over your own soul, or you'll meet someone (The Devil) who personifies that sort of life.
>The Sun
Not surprisingly, you'll have quite a triumphant victory because of that.
>Five of Pentacles
But in the end, it'll leave you distraught and drained, wandering and lost. I suppose this is a warning not to give in to your base desires, and instead pursue a higher goal.
>>707942638
this sounds horrifying
thanks
>>707942619
Who are you?
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>707942747
you friendly neighborhood drunk.
>>707942795
What is your internet name?
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>707930666
>>707931215
Where did you get this cosplay set?
Post more
>>707942993
It was given to me by a friend. I think the cosplayer's name is Mike (mee-kay) though if you wanna look her up.
>>707942993
I don't know how new you are, but stop.
~Ikarous Pet-class
>another fellow tarot player
Nice.
Do you have any preference for a card deck? Rider-Waite, Marseilles, Crowley...?
>>707943096
>>707942993
I found the set: www.pinsedashi.com/post/76832/
>>707943206
I only have the one deck, which is The Hermetic Tarot. I picked it up to make my threads more interesting and I've just sort of learned it as I went.
>>707943385
Thanks my good friend.
you all pretend to be nice but none of you are
>>707943465
Whatever
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>707943541
Alice is nice
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>707943880
I'm nice too
~Ikarous Pet-class
Please let my thread die, I'd appreciate it a lot.
>>707944057
Nicest person here~
>>707944072
hug me phurst... i miss you
>>707944277
*hug*
Sage please.
>>707944330
You have hug me with picture...
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>707944420
*hug*
>>707944599
-kiss-
