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if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied
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>>707920912
get out furfag
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>>707920932
duly dealt with

>>707920928
I've done it twice, and I met up once with someone I met from elsewhere on the internet. I've not regretted it once.
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>>707920912
Fuck off with this shitty porn, furfag.
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>>707921155
I quite like this actually but I'm not sober enough to be objectively judging anything

I will tell you that in principle, I'm a maximalist. I like a lot of sound, I like motifs repeated and alternated throughout a piece or throughout an album, I like silence to be used scarcely and very strategically, I like huge crescendos in the third act of a piece, etc

>>707921181
I'm so sorry my 4chan predecessor I will bow to your greater wisdom and experience and depart POSTHASTE
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>>707921181
that's certified not porn tho
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Which gun is the cutest gun? I like the walther ppk .38
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wwow this last glass of wine has been FAR from necessary

I got up to go the bathroom and literally almost fell down to my hands and knees

someone please rescue me from my terminal lack of tolerance I will never have a four martini lunch and proceed to complete a 9-5 workday

>>707921633
I'm not sure how to judge on the basis of cuteness, actually, those aren't terms I think of guns in necessarily, but I think bizarrely enough that while full size or compact glocks are definitely utilitarian and ugly, once you shrink them down to subcompact there's sort of an endearing element to them, you know? Like an ugly duckling thing

t. glock 19 owner
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>>707921443
Get dat shit outta here.
Gote is old news.
>>707921633
Hi-point
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>>707921867
you're a lucario fan tho I know that for a fact
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who the fuck is this blu person and should I know him

>>707922046
no lie I'd unironically wear that hat if it existed and was not merely a bad photoshop
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>posts porn
nope
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I'm bored
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oh hi eisen

look dude I'm very, very drunk he very well could be someone I knew at some point and don't remember and it'd be rude if I didn't at least ask for clarification you understand
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>>707922008
Nah nigga.
You got it all wrong.
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yay it's eisen
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well i have no idea who he is

plus so many people name themselves blu or some variant for some reason anyway
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just.like.me
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ew, it's eisen.
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yay its me

i'm going to get food in a bit though
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ew it's anon
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it's always blu without the e at the end, too. I wonder why that is

>>707922289
one of the grad students who was at my house last night did an amazing impression of kate mckinnon's (from snl) angela merkel character

we had a really great chat about arabic too even though you know I had to hide my power level super fucking hard since he doesn't know I want DONALD J. TRUMP to be next president of the united states of america

>>707922314
fox mccloud
lucario
amaterasu

you have exquisite taste in furry characters tbh
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return with haste
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cus it's fuckin HIP
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okay my shows over so ill be back bye
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alright he's the worst
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I used to lurk on a site named bloo milk that was about the star wars miniatures game

that was pretty cool

that game's been discontinued now
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>>707922590
Nah nigga, nah.
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>>707922886
>you will never be an arwing pilot in a secret gay relationship with your wingman
why even LIVE
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>>707922980
>you will never even live
Why even live.
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oh btw subby this is new
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I should really lurk these threads on my laptop so I could post my stull, all I have on this tablet is my dildo :/
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>>707923078
by far the most important question of the evening

>>707923096
these were posted to melee hell earlier, I def. saw them because I am a melee hell shitpost KING
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Blu's been my fursona since the mid 90's
i wonder if i should feel anything about a bunch of other people having the same furry name...
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>>707923218
I should just go to bed.
Or not.
I have no idea.
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>>707922590
There is no other choice for president
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>>707923332
it's not just a furry thing afaik it's just like a THING

>>707923534
I should've gone to bed several drinks ago and look where that's gotten me

>>707923573
he can't like hillary clinton...right? Nobody LIKES her, except for the one muslim dude on my facebook feed who seems to think she's the second coming of muhammad (pbuh) or whatever
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>>707923712
I really could use more variance in what I drink because I hardly enjoyed what little I had tonight.
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I unironically want a Sig Erson hat.
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>>707923838
I have such an unconditional love for wine. It's really quite beautiful, in a way, how much I enjoy it.

I wish to own an authentic greek amphora that I can serve all of my grape-based alcohol from in future
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I'm sad
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>>707924195
what's wrong snuffleupagus
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>>707923712
I think it's impossible to legitimately like her.
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>>707924057
I'll likely get more wine when I can legally buy it.
Right now asking someone to get a handle of something I know I like is easiest.
That seems a bit excessive. I'll just use the bottle or a mug.
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>>707924195
Come join the club.
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>>707924332
she's the most unlikeable person I've ever heard speak by an order of magnitude

>>707924336
turning 21 was deadass the best day of my entire life

also the worst since getting older makes me want to kill myself

I made an amphora in middle school pottery but I can't find it now
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>"I'm sad"
Night suddenly slight better.
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>>707924546
It'll likely be nothing but another day for me since I'll be at home with no friends for winter break and my parents are anti-alcohol.
Eventually I'll get old enough that I can't stand it anymore.
Make a new one.
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hi nibi

I'm sorry about all those times I'm mean to you

I don't mean it

>>707924767
oh god I'm so sorry. Thank god my mom shares my obsessive love with wine

in fact she might be angry at all the fucking wine I drank (thereby denying her the pleasure)

but I looked after her fucking tiny dog for 4 hours so she can deal with it

gimme some clay
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>>707923332
Post your butt.
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>>707924273
sometimes saying sorry just isn't enough
no matter how many time you say it
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>>707924952
I do mean it
Kill yourself, nigger.
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>>707924546
It should be against the Geneva Convention to subjugate others to Hillary Clinton
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>>707924952
I can see it now. My parents will buy me some shitty beer because lel it's 21 let's celebrate with a fucking six pack of Budweiser. No hard liquor allowed. They act like beer is alright, but the implied rule is only one or two beers on a night, and not consecutive nights.
You're drinking all your mom's wine? Buy your own, pleb.
Go hit a rock and get it from somewhere or something.
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>>707925242
yeah I know what you mean

I've made really profound mistakes in my life and I can never take back some of them

but live on, baby live on

>>707925274
ok

>>707925280
the entire geneva convention should be replcaed with just that line, honestly

>>707925361
No, it's not my mom's wine. I buy wine all the time for the family, sometimes she does, it's basically just the dinner wine, and I CONTRIBUTE because I am GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, you understand.

can't find rocks, can only find marble countertop, family woudl be angry if I smashed that
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>>707925664
I am also GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, but my parents still unconditionally throw money at me.
Go buy a fancy wine thing since you have such gains.
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>>707925811
you got a job? What're you up to now?

and it's almost midnight dude everything's closed
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>>707925095
not happening

done that before
got recognised....
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>SF hasn't passed out yet
More than I give you credit for
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>>707925935
I'm a TA. I like it. So far.
Well, not right now. Later. Soon.
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>>707926064
the reason I'm not unconscious is because I'm sitting in my kitchen with music playing and I'm singing along which gives me the energy to persist

but I'm honestly barely able to walk in a straight line at this point so there's that

it's too bad there's no cute boys around to take advantage of me in my vulnerable state

>>707925960
good lad
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>>707926246
That is super slutty of you
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>>707920912
Illuminate the No's on their vacancy signs
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>>707926246
>it's too bad there's no cute boys around to take advantage of me in my vulnerable state
200% homosexual
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>>707925664
What are the chances she dies before November 8th?
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>>707926066
Tomorrow. I have errands I've "needed" to run for many months now.

TAing is good, that looks good on a resume. I'd apply to do that in the linguistics department but

1. temple doesn't have one anymore, really and
2. every professor knows I'm the laziest motherfucker alive, even the ones I've gotten exclusively As with, even the ones I've worked with as an RA, etc

but I like my current job, except for the smelly nigger in the wheelchair

fuck that guy

>>707926494
I was kind of an enormous slut around this time last year. Literally most of my sexual experience comes out of fall 2015, including that one terrifying incident. Perhaps my libido spikes when the leaves go red

>>707926645
If there's no-one beside you when your soul departs~

>>707926659
I honestly say that jokingly, I just want to hug someone right now

>>707926716
Not as good as the chances that, if she wins, she dies afterwards
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>it's too bad there's no cute boys around to take advantage of me in my vulnerable state

Leg sweep
Stomp throat till death
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an employed ks, now I know this is a dream
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>>707926895
>ks
what?

>>707926884
I'd say some faux-tough guy shit about shooting you but I'm pretty sure I'm not sober enough to operate a firearm successfully
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Oh it's Nibi
and he's being a bitch
what a surprise
how can I handle this unexpected development

>>707926716
With today's medicine?

She'll definitely live to see her full 2 terms in the office

>>707926841
>I was kind of an enormous slut around this time last year
Yeah I know, AIDS and all.
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>>707926884
>>707926884
>>707926884

>>707926841
I've "needed" to run for a month now. Sad.
It looks good, but I don't want to go to the upcoming internship fair. My mental state is just recovering, and I don't know if I can take it. I know for a fact I'm not ready.
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>>707926841
That'd a damn shame
>>707927056
She definitely won't get a second term
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>>707927013
Gargle piss you shitskin.
Gonna put you behind the wall.
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>>707927056
to /correcttherecord/ here, I do not have aids, I just came very close to getting it, because I was an irresponsible idiot

I regret the decisions I made last year and prefer to pretend they never really happened

>>707927181
oh I haven't worked out in a HOT MINUTE, that's on top of all the other important stuff I need to get done

what am I going to do in the future, caitlyn? What will I do with my life?

>>707927225
if someone just puts a round of .308 through her dome from a reasonable distance, I'll have a very good day

if someone does the same with george soros, I'll have a party

>>707927325
i'm not really in the mood for this tier of banter dude so tbh I'm probably just gonna ignore you but please do know that I feel legitimately bad about how I and many of my associates (mostly katia) treat you since you don't really deserve it
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>>707927325
lol ur a virgin
>>707927445
I've kept up all my other exercise, just not running. Some regret, but I'm not dying. I'll get back to it eventually.
You'll live, and you'll die. That's that.
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>>707927225
>She definitely won't get a second term
Yeah cause America always elects based on competence and morality.

Unless she has done something so incredibly out there that the democrats can't smooth it over, she'll remain their choice. Which means the only way the Republicans are kicking her off the pedestal is to have a very strong candidate in 2020

>>707927445
I know, I was making fun of you.
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>>707927445
Knowing my luck he's actually a vampire
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>>707927628
ah, you're still a step above me

and you act so surprised when I compliment you for your various virtues

I want to do something more than existing and ceasing to exist, there's potential here, to accomplish, to create, to inspire, myself if nobody else

>>707927738
ok so if someone takes a stake, whittles it down to .308...I'd go further with this joke but I've got nothing and you get the idea

>>707927717
nef I cried again at this week's tog

the kaiser/name steal arc really needs to end because she's making me feel things I forgot how to feel
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>>707927929
I just want too much.
And it'll always leave me feeling unsatisfied with myself.
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i want to buy more things
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>>707927929
You should read Noblesse. No feels, just that satisfaction that comes with shitty characters getting their stupid fucking faces smashed in once in a while.
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just buy guns and guitars, eisen

then, you can play music for money on the streets, or rob a bank for even more

>>707928115
I am never quite happy with myself

I love myself, so it compensates a little bit, but I'm never quite satisfied, if you understand the difference

>>707928225
You underestimate my stifled capacity for empathy. I can feel at anything, almost.
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>>707927445
Get in the mood to kill yourself.
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i want to buy music
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>spending ACTUAL CURRENCY on music
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do it

buy ALL THE MUSIC

piracy is cool but support the artists and shit, maaaaan
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>>707928356
You'll feel happiness when Franky shows up to fuck up some cunts.
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>>707928356
I kinda like myself sometimes. But whenever that feeling comes around, I just make sure that I override it by remembering everything that's wrong with me.
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>>707927225
mew
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>>707927628
Good, the fewer things I have in common with other humans the better.
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don't even try deny the fact that holding an actual vinyl record or CD in your hand feels fucking great
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try to*
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>>707928484
I like it when cunts get fucked up

>>707928492
there's a lot to like in you

focus on that, enhance it

I believe in you
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>>707928546
i can agree with that
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since when did these threads become constructive and inspirational.
da fuk.
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also box sets are great
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>>707928744
>since when did these threads become constructive and inspirational.
legitimately, this is what happens when i drink a lot

I'm usually a toxic influence
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>>707927717
She can't get a second term when it's gonna be Trump vs Kanyre in 2020
>>707927929
He's going to live to be 120, all while trying to destroy the west
>>707928535
Sup
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>>707928539
I enjoy that they exclude the 2% that were raped before age 12. They tried.
>>707928589
You have no idea how fat I look right now with all this sodium from the pizza.
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>>707925960
I do have a Bluey's butt, but not sure its yours or another Blue's.
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>>707928858
It's hard to live through many bullets

>>707928888
nice quads praise kek you sexy, sexy man

I've always been fat looking as such
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>>707928744
most of the life in all of us is gone anyway

we've gotta try to start building from rock bottom
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>>707928589
Also read Helck

>>707928858
You're delusional, and Yeezy is dumb enough to try to be a third party candidate
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I.Want.To.See.You.Everynight.
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I'M SALIVATING
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>>707928991
Today was leg day.
But I need MORE WEIGHT.
Right now I just load all my books into my backpack for leg exercises. Actually pretty heavy, but not enough.
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>>707929031
write these down in like a .txt file somewhere and give them to me when I'm sober
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>>707929195
I have almost noghing to say about this because I haven't worked out at all and I'm a doughy fuckboy loser with bad habits and nothing to really acclaim me
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just do what i do

forget to eat
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>>707928858
playing gta. sup you?
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>>707929276
And here I thought you were part of the twinks for trump movement
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>>707928809
ikr?
I'd say drink more, but that's not right either.
I guess I'll just enjoy it while it lasts
>>707929028
...
didn't need to go that real.
damn.
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>>707929380
I'm not overweight the mass that exists is just

gross

I don't know

>>707929456
I'm SKINNY ut it's all FAT, the weight that DOES EXIST

>>707929473
no don't worry about it, I'm gonna work on the whole alcoholism thing
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>>707929473
o-oh.
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>>707929276
I look like a doughboy right now too; don't worry.
Although before the pizza, I ain't braggin, but I think I was looking aight. It's been a good week.
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>>707928991
Evil finds a way
>>707929031
You know you want it to happen. The memeiest election possible.
>>707929395
Nothing right now
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>>707929581
it's because I've been encouraging you, right? I think I helped, somehow

I've decided I'm just not gonna eat lunch anymore, that's my new deal
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>>707929675
how was your day?
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>>707929783
It was pretty good
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>>707929675
This one is bad enough already and I don't even live in the US
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>>707929525
I can't understand without visual imagery.
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>>707929682
This change came around the same time, so you can imagine it to be so if that pleases you.
I've been kind meh on lunch lately, skipping it sometimes. I just enjoy breakfast and dinner, but I've recognized that I should just have lunch to balance out my day.
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>>707929893
I'm not sober enough to operate a camera

>>707929908
I will, I'm good at self-aggrandizing delusion

I mean 3 meals a day is objectively better. Actually more meals is ALWAYS better
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>>707929842
what did you do?
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drink way more, all the time. you and dallas both.
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>>707930004
It'd take a small bit to explain exactly what I did, but I just started taking small steps towards improvement, and it actually worked this time.
Big steps never worked.
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>>707930004
I'll remind you when you return to your groucho ways
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I know there are a few underageb&s, but am curious as to the age of the oldest gfur regular in here, I'm guessing early 40s
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>>707930319
Darwin
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>>707930141
it's actually a really good idea

>>707930175
No, many small steps are generally optimal, this logic applies universally

>>707930270
god I'm such a fucking pill when I'm sober

but I think it's vaguely justified

>>707930319
I'm 79 or something
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>>707920912
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs.
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>>707930402
You told me I needed to quit cold turkey.
That's not what I did.
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>>707930319
Early 30's, sir

>>707930402
I think it just suits your pename even more
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>>707930319
I'm 27.

Darwin and Dotter are both older than me. Maybe others.
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>>707930534
>Early 30's, sir
oh damn you're old
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>>707930495
what did you do

tell me precisely

I may have been wrong

>>707930534
the contrast between my faggy fuckboy alcoholism and my abrasive douchebag sobriety is PROFOUND
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>>707930364
age, not poster, I wasn't trying to point anyone outright, just wondering the top end of the graph.
however,weren't darwin and kissy a thing at one point, that makes things more interesting
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nibi post scalies
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>>707930027
Got a new sweater. Ate some schnitzel. Got rubbed down by a stocky Russian
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>>707930600
Not me you twat

>>707930610
Don't a lot of people say that while drunk that your inner character comes out?
Like how some of the nicest people are total assholes when their drunk, they just keep those thoughts to themselves when sober.
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>>707930402
You've said your age before, nice try
>>707930534
s-same.
I should feel responsible and dignified, but really, just getting less cute by the day, if that's even possible
>>707930551
you're exempt.
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>>707930871
Who then? Dotter?
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>>707930871
drunkenness obliterates inhibition

I secretly WANT to be a really wonderful guy, but when I'm sober I think it's best to be harsh.

>>707930906
well, yeah, but also I'm 80 years old
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>>707930610
I stopped bingeing on unhealthy foods. I became determined on either Sunday or Monday to only binge on healthy foods, namely the following together: greek yogurt, peanut butter powder, oatmeal squares (cereal), and peanut butter.
First day had no limits. Second day had 1 cup yogurt, 1/2c cereal, 2tbsp pb. Third day had 2/3c yogurt, 1/3c cereal, 1.5tbsp pb, etc. etc.
Yesterday I didn't even follow that. I had an enjoyable dessert for the first time in a while (chocolate chip brownie cheesecake was amazing), returning to my roots and bringing some great satisfaction.
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>>707931025
Well, that's an improvement for sure.

I would've given you that advice, if I was...less stupid. Or understoo dyou better. But in my hubris I always think I know everything.
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>>707930634
pics of sweater.
was it a guy or girl russian?
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>>707930906
Sorry, I'm actually a lot younger than you. My fault for not clarifying

>>707930935
And darwin, yes. They are being hip with these kids.

>>707931022
I know it does, that's why I'm always amazed at how I am when I've had a few.
It's like I"m an actual extrovert who enjoys the company of others, what a terrifying thought
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>>707931384
No pics of sweater
Guy
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>>707931499
Darwin is like a hundred
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darwin is the perfect father
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>>707931499
I'm actually rather extroverted when I'm completely sober, it's jsut that the facade isn't sustainable
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>>707931369
There really wasn't much logic to it. It shouldn't have worked. I was just mentally ready for it this time.
This actually began because of a coin toss. I do it sometimes. Tails -> tails was the only way I wouldn't have had an unhealthy binge, and that's what I flipped. I went out and got greek yogurt n stuff.
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dom is the perfect dragon
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i look at the lines on my faaaace
they always look the same, i guess maybe not to you
but other things betray my aaaage
like the stupid things i say, and the pointless things i do
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>>707931682
So I can give myself credit for helping, right? Because I gave you all that pep talk in advance
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>>707931539
why no pics?
what does it look like? whats it made of?
did you get happy ending?
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>>707931499
o-oh..
right.
>>707931022
it's so surreal, it's like one of those tv episodes where a personality gets reversed, and even though you may enjoy the change, you know they need to go back to who they really are. rest well and get plenty of water tonight, subby.
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>>707931748
Uh, yes.
Sure.
Maybe?
You saved me.
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>>707931610
Never around and with an unhealthy fascination with young boys?
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>>707931772
It's just a black wool sweater.
No happy ending
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>>707931588
says the married guy with two kids, had a career and is now re-educating themselves.
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>>707931858
thank you caitlyn the affirmation is very helpful

>>707931852
oh yeah thanks for reminding me I do need another glass of water

>>707931959
>in his 20s
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>>707931898

subtly abusive
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>>707931949
where from?
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>>707931655
I always find others extremely unstimulating offline. I'm always bored at what meaningless things they always want to talk about. It's not like memes or tv or other popular culture are things I hate. But it just sucks that they won't want to talk about the mission to mars, making pipe shotguns, or just anything that isn't the walking dead/jersesyshore
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>>707931959
It wasn't a career, it was a job. A career has a future.

You should have pointed out my back problems, those make me seem old.

>>707932043
I want him to tell me he's not angry, just disappointed
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>>707932041
that was part of the point, he's unsettlingly put together, if not the most of the lot, and not even hit the day of sexy-death
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>>707931022
imo being harsh is fine.
>>707932041
Just paying you back for NOT GETTING OVERWATCH YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICK.
And not being serious, so don't feel bad. I just like messing with you.
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>>707932065
h&m.
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>>707932218
ok, but you were good at it.
and pointing that out would be throwing stones in a glass house.
s'cute you got so bent outta shape with just one teeny little herniated disc, you poor bby~
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>>707932252
i dont think ive been to one
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>>707932218

do you want to feel belittled by his enormous intelligence?
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some people responded to me but I can't see the screen that well any longer so instead I'm going to go to bed

I love everyone in these threads, even those of you who hate me, you all helped me become who I am, and I generally like me, if I'm speaking objectively, and there is a value to each one of you that can't be counted

caitlyn I'm gonna get overwatch
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>>707932810
Whenever you're ready.
Don't rush it if you ain't got the money and stuff you need.
Goodnight.
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>>707932810
a much needed slight smile

thank you
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Screencapping because LIES.
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>>707926841
ill follow u into the dark
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>>707932607
It's not an environment I can stay in long
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>>707932904
kill yourself pedo faggot filth you'll never amount to anything.
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>>707932487
Well, the thing is that disc has had problems about half a dozen times in the past, before that incident.

I was in a lot of pain two days ago. It is rather scary

>>707932624
I never feel belittled. A noble soul embiggens the smallest man.

>>707932927
wow lewd
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>>707932952
too fancy for you?
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>>707933000
If you already know you're not going to be great, then settling for what's good doesn't seem so bad.
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>>707933094
what about it is lewd
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Yeah fuck this, Subby was the only reason I'm here anyways.
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>>707933239
*tips in your direction*
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night julian

>>707933094

now, where is the deceleratrix..
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>>707933096
Touch butts.
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>>707932904
still down?
maybe a long hot shower with loud music, wash away and reset?
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>>707933159
Everything
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>>707933349
if everything is nothing is
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>>707933239
Well bye then
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>>707933096
Can't stay in clothes stores for long. It just feels weird being in them
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>>707933304
Don't tempt me, you slut.
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>>707933328
with you?

>>707933415
but cloths are nice to get. i usually get bored and frustrated with the selection
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>>707933335
I'm fine but thank you anon.
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>>707933094
I was of course exaggerating, nerve pain is freaky. have had 4 operations, 5 herniated discs.
and yeah, as much as the pain and lack of ability to do things is terrible, when it gets scary, it's really scary, like massive body-jarring jolts and numbness, not cool. work on your core bruh, if you're cleared to do so of course.
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>>707933433
I will not. I just wanted to tip in your direction before I got back to work.
You are free to go off and indulge in your yogurts of the greek variety.
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>>707920912
the porn detector is actually functionally useless. it searches for skinlike beige colors and prominent curved lines, and therefore can't detect much of anything well at all
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and kat is back to being a bitch, boring, what else is on?
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>>707933609
I am
Just dealing with other health issues right now
Been a while since I've been in general good health.

>>707933404
Sounds like something a lewd person would say
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hey katia
fuck you
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>>707933643
Nah, today was pizza day.
Anyways yeah Subby had the right idea; I'm off to bed.
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>>707933570
I get bored being there
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>>707933894
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>>707933948
did you only get the sweater?
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>>707934017
yes
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>>707933570
We'll go downtown and touch butts.
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Dom say something interesting which could motivate conversation.
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>>707933591
>>707933108
you just took random smack to the face like nothing, but ok then..
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we've lost our inebriated mascot, it's all downhill from here
also, fuck you.
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genghis, of genghis khan, is actually pronounced "chingis"
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>>707934066
what else did you do today? i cent remember if you said.

>>707934108
can frank join us?
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What mascot
>>707934017
Wem~
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>>707934217
It's not random, my friend. Katia has been trying to convince me to kill myself for over five years now. And in all reality, I probably deserve to. But somehow I keep chugging along anyway. I don't plan on stopping any time soon.

If I do die it will because of a stupid accidental overdose or a motorcycle accident.
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>>707934550
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>>707930141
You're not the boss of me.
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That is enlightening and inspiring.
Thank you for providing this information, Dominic.
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>>707934601
hoi nanarbutt

>>707934706
oh right~!
was that for dinner or for lunch?
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>>707933812
say it again
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pets your head and kisses your snoot

>>707934786

lucky for me, you place great weight on my opinions
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>>707933894
no
>>707933963
rude
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we all deserve to die
doesn't mean we can't help another
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>>707934931
you're a pervert
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>>707934550
No. Frank doesn't like fatties.
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>>707934894
Dinner
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>>707934998
and?
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what happened to the fun kat we used to know and... know?
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>>707934894
Supper dood?
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Remember when kat was good?
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>>707935014
oh :c

>>707935018
and whats for dessert?

>>707935117
watching mad max. soup?
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>>707935105
he stopped pretending to be a girl
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no
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>>707934628
goddamn but you are in dire need of prolonged cuddling.
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>>707935226
You're right, that's when the magic died!
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>>707935211
No dessert
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so, this means no skirt pix?
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>>707935266
love you anyway dom I will make america great again for you
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>>707935348
they exist, just none for you
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>>707935269
Ive had to become more a quicky nut-n-go kinda guy
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>>707935211
Y'know, just that thing I do way too often :p Can I join the butt touching?
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>>707935333
why not though? what would you like for dessert?
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>>707934628
>>707935458
hey really though
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>>707935470
The destruction of Islam
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>>707935463
please do. the more the better for snarfs butt addiction
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>>707935606
so like brownies and milk?
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>>707935611
Score!
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>>707935674
No
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>>707935580
If I did, would you promise to forgive me?
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>>707935677
youre in for a real treat~

>>707935779
cheese cake?
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>>707935959
No dessert
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>>707935458
ok..
get too attatched then I guess?
at any rate, I do hope you tune the bs out, I mean recognize your faults and all, but what they're throwing is just silly
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>>707935425
why not?
what did/didn't I do?
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>>707935959
Nnngh, gibe!!
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>>707935995
o-ok :c
midnight snack?

>>707936070
beg snarf for it
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>>707934998
this is /b/. You're all perverts
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>>707936002
its perfectly justified

I refuse myself attachment and I don't know why.
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>>707935851
the fuck did you do anyway?
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>>707936052
being anonymous filth
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>>707935611
Bring Frank for the rape party afterwards.
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>>707936170
No. Stop trying to make me fat
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>>707936311
Is this where I beg to join? >>707936170
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>>707936205
I allowed the worst parts of me to be the first thing people saw.
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>>707936241
I wouldn't but you guys are always seem to end up snarky and vindictive.
have had civil, fun and engaging convos with most of you, then on another night rage- shitpost banter- snidefuckery.
it's discouraging.
I mean I get some of the reason for it, and the game of it, but also it gets old too.
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>wew
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>>707936634
REEEEEEEEE NOT A HUGBOX FUCK YOU DIE IN A FIRE
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Heyooo.
What did I miss
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>>707936477
then why did you maintain your persona?
penance? character building?
i get if you dont want to say what it was, but the scene just seems so odd to me, maybe coming in at such a late stage will do that
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>>707936745
Demos' guitar playing
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>>707936712
I understand the value of keeping the threads acoustic murr yiff yiff hugboxing in check and then some, you know what I meant.
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and now here's wonderwall.
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>>707936311
yes my lord!

>>707936387
its not being fat though

>>707936471
beg the snarf
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>>707936823
persona? you mean tripcode?
maybe a bit of both.
theres so many things I want to say to so many people but I won't allow it
this limbo has just become a way of life.
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>>707936833
Was it bad?
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>>707936471
You have to rape Frank.

>>707936745
Frank rape.
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>>707937010
hey yuki~
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>>707936987
That's how it starts
>>707937010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JDq7b0Gkzk
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>>707937229
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>>707936993
you seem like a person that overthinks or underthinks things a lot, and then sets conditions and rules that may or may not have any appreciable value to yourself or others
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>>707936987
>>707937017
Man screw this, these requirements are too much. I'll just touch my own butt instead
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>>707937269
underthink
most definitely
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>>707937227
join me being fat

>>707937278
fine dont join the elite
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