Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>707833175
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbZA8RHSTPM
Best type moon claimed.
>>707839939
It's not that much when you consider just how crazy an amount there is, I mean I have more Shiki and she is orders of magnitudes less known.
DanceClam
doot
Claimed
>>707840399
You can't claim in the OP.
She's mine now.
>>707840462
I won't let you say this in a few days.
Claimed
>>707840241
Because
>>707840290
No
>>707840302
Sachu
>>707840383
No point
>>707840462
>3,000+ and counting
>>707840388
Not unless I apply for the time off. And even then, it can be denied.
The only time I've been out of work for the last 3 years has been in between jobs, and it wasn't even a break since I was searching for jobs in those times. So 3 years without a vacation...
>>707840557
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>707840388
Right now?
Don't you want to talk to a dead man?
>>707840655
>>707839842(Belteguese)
。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。
>>707840359
rood
>>707840644
post lewds or somthing
>>707840892
(*´>д<)
>>707840591
I'll just do like Tomoko and count the anime in~.
>>707840645
Fucking idolfags man, I'm about to break 2k with only 1200 on Gelbooru.
Oh right America and shitty labour laws.
>>707840709
Not right now, busy wallowing in self pity.
>>707840909
Sorry.
>>707840892
Rem can I bully you? I am bored.
- Pete
>>707840965
Hehehehe.
Ya man, I'm thinking sometime next month I'm taking a single week off. Just to let me relax and shit.
>>707840892
I would fuck the shit out of Rem
's head with a fucking shovel.
>>707841102
That's actually an amusing image
>I am too, go on.
>>707840965
You can't fight me. I could move Vocaloid and her voicebanks into her folder, same for MMD and all those vidyas.
I will never run out of things to shove in there.
>>707841267
I actually don't have any imagery that I can post to bully you except that one. So I am sorry. We will have to stay bored.
>>707840965
That doesn't sound like you.
Also I'm kind of spposed to be working right now, so I'll be slow probably
>>707841325
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg
>>707841446
That's why I'm allowed some moments of wallowing, can't even afford alcohol.
>>707841325
You underestimate how big KnK is, can't beat the bloat.
>>707841213
isn't that close to thanksgiving, maybe do an extension?
>>707841623
I'd even take the beginning of the month to be honest. I could get some serious work done on the car that's seriously needed. I couldn't care too much for holiday. In fact, I love working on them. More money for doing the same ole nothing.
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>707842025
Hi there.
>>707841426
That's a darn shame.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707842215
Hello, who are you
>>707841895
Hey
>>707842296
t. your parents when you were born
:^))))))
>>707841843
Yeah I guess late october/early november would fit too, I'm a bit torn on working in holidays, like you I like it and extra money is always good, but family is very big on events and obligations to attend.
sora is my eternal bride
All bow to anime music g0d.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ZpX5Rzm-E
>>707842485
Family knows I can't get it off, plus it's night shift. I can generally go to the dinners or whatever and still go to work without losing much, if any, sleep.
>>707842367
Galil does not recognize the new C.C. (no longer)
okay :(
Nyanpasu
>>707842704
Penis picture pasu
>>707842704
DING DONG
>>707842704
NyanpasSTHEFUCKINGJOINT!
>>707842503
Your waifu isn't real
>>707842579
This is the real music g0d
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D06m5ndmVsM
>>707842643
Why aren't you CC anymore?
>>707842704
Nyan pantsu
>>707842806
The old C.C. shat on me having the same waifu. So I did the honors of leaving him be with his wife while I get to my husbando
>>707842802
0/10 commit supuku
>>707842886
Cucked.
Im being such a bully today
>>707842886
>Not standing up for you're waifu
Your an pussy and an fag
claiming
>>707842993
That's actually what CC stands for
>>707841544
I thought you had free booze from your landlord
>>707843228
ceiling
>>707842982
Maybe not? Smoking weed is like mainstream and shit.
>>707842993
DAGA KOTOWARU!!
>>707843104
Well I've been to Israel and everyone is using your wife there. Plus, being rude to me wont do you any good.
>>707843254
I wasn't desperate enough back then, considering the age of some of the other stuff.
>>707842760
Don't make me post things that nobody wants to see
>>707842793
Ma
Ko
To
Are you ready for the dong yet?
>>707842802
What is up my dude
>>707842806
Hello hello
And who is this
>>707842367
how are you?
>>707843590
Oh shit he has more than the 4444.jpg?!
>>707843545
All good. You?
>>707843282
Galil is good raifu, she works hard and shoots good.
I'm being rude to everyone right now
>>707843545
This is Galil
I should probably stop saying hello with that pic
>>707843590
I'm bored and my tinnitus is acting up, but I don't have to do any work right now, so overall I'm alright.
>>707843804
Nice. Continue being rood to everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cVR4mfQOpg
^ ^ Fresh memes ^ ^
>>707843679
i do, i just like that image
>>707843804
play vidya
>>707843545
NO DONG NO!
>>707843804
be rude to me
>>707844090
ceiling
>>707844090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlC6in7R0NU
>>707840399
the pedo-lite train rolls on
>>707843930
Will do
fuccboi
>>707844071
I'm at work
>>707844090
Ceiling
>>707844279
10/10
>>707844513
fuck
killing self
you bully
>>707844787
look up
>>707844787
ceiling
>>707844513
play vidya at work
what can go wrong
>>707844821
fuck off
i need a trip
>>707844867
ceiling
I slept for 10 hours and feel like shit now
>>707844911
am real ceiling
>>707843804
I thought it might be you
What's up bud
>>707844082
>NO DONG NO!
>Processing through universal Makoto translator
>YES DONG YES!
Also how did the panty and bra set turn out?
>>707843679
I'm at work so relatively mediocre but things are looking up lately. What are you up to?
>>707844998
ceiling
>>707845014
/r/ makoto posing
>>707845027
am real ceiling
>>707845109
am real ceiling
>>707845164
no am real ceiling
Morning everyone, how is everyone?
>>707845014
I am laying on a bed, figured out I have no work today like an hour or so ago. So I am laying here and browsing memes. Sucks to be honest.
>>707845207
GET THE FUCK OUT
>>707845207
Hello and welcome back.
>>707845203
am real ceiling
>>707845299
no, AM real ceiling
>>707844787
Good
Hopefully its the one thing you can do right
>>707844844
A lot
>>707845014
Nothing really
>>707845207
>Morning
Where do you live?
>>707845225
Watch porn and edge all day, then cum to a picture of Vault Boy
>>707845326
AM real ceiling
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>707844940
Take a nap
>>707845409
haha
am REAL ceiling
>>707845377
I actually kek'd. That's a good one.
Have some memes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a5Xlg-B1o8
>>707845246
Don't tell me what to do.
>>707845294
>
>>707845377
I like in Texas. I'm excited because I also have the day off, I'm lying in bed, debating getting up lol, it's quarter after 9.
>>707845482
AM ceiling
>>707845616
GET THE FUCK OUT?
>>707845377
can't argue with those dubs
>>707845680
ceiling me yuno
>>707845431
That would be counter productive since I just woke up again
add me on discord ceiling#1937
>>707845563
My data is too slow to watch this
>>707845616
Hey I also live in Texas!
On weekdays I don't count anything after 7 AM as morning.Why do you get the day off?
>>707845668
You can't argue with these TRIPS either
>>707845616
If you did not get, I am that newfag who claimed C.C. for a while. Now you are supposed to throw your head back and scream "HERESY!!!"
>>707845072
What
>>707845207
Hello Mavis
Well
How are you?
>>707845377
Oh
>>707845225
Honestly that sounds better than being at work at the moment
>>707846102
/r/ is request
I want to see boipussy
>>707846102
ceiling
>>707846200
heresy
add me on discord shinobu#6025
>>707845970
Forgot image.
>>707845961
Oh well sucks.
>>707846102
:\ idk I'd rather be doing something.
>>707845959
Bullshit, just checked.
I had to solve the captcha 8 fucking times for this post.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>707845845
Thats why you should do it.
>>707846259
ceiling me
>>707846333
Then go do something mister trips
Nobody is stopping you
>>707846178
I mean I get what /r/ is bud
I just forgot I have a picture of Makoto
I'll have to find it again
>>707846333
You nigger, you stole my trips!
>>707846102
hO
>>707846369
Dearest
>>707846476
Lovely.
>>707846471
look up
>>707846525
How're you on this fine Friday morning?
>>707846538
ceiling
add me on discord deadmanshiro#6969
>>707846369
Break your back. You will feel some.
Welcome back.
>>707846476
Nah. Laying on a bed is fine for now.
>>707846507
That is what you get for being rude.
>>707845014
THAT TRANSLATION IS TERRIBLE!
And you saw it, you tell me!
>Mfw got good footage of my drive home.
>>707846363
Then tuck me in :(
>>707846591
Why aren't you in school
>>707846626
I'm sorry, please give them back
add discord on discord discord#discord
>>707846712
Teacher work day.
>>707846617
That's not my Discord.
discord discord discord discord discord#discord
>>707846828
REEEEEEEE
GO SUCK OFF MERZBOW
>>707846828
Go buy some weed or something then.
DO YOU FAGGOTS EVEN REALISE THAT WITH THE EVOLUTION OF VR TECHNOLOGY YOUR WAIFUS MAY ACTUALLY BE REAL HAHAHAHAHAHA AUTISTIC FAGGOTS HAVE FUN BEING HAPPY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH REKT
Suicide is now - in places including the UK and US - a leading cause of death, accounting for over one in a hundred fatalities. According to figures from the World Health Organization, it kills more people than stomach cancer, cirrhosis of the liver, colon cancer, breast cancer, and Alzheimer's. As people who kill themselves are, more often than not, depressives, depression is one of the deadliest diseases on the planet. It kills more people than most other forms of violence - warfare, terrorism, domestic abuse, assault, gun crime - put together.
Even more staggeringly, depression is a disease so bad that people are killing themselves because of it in a way they do not kill themselves with any other illness. Yet people still don't think depression really is "that bad". If they did, they wouldn't say the things they say.
>>707846712
no
My FUCKING NET!! I tried to post this "no" 30 fucking times already! FUCK!! JESUS OH LORD SAVE MY NET!! I am off /waifu/ for now because I cannot post for shit. BUT I WILL BE BACK AND EVERYONE WILL BE SORRY!!!
>>707846633
Send it
Also send further images
For evaluation, of course
Purely scientific
>translation accuracy:
>100%
>>707846626
Then what is the complaint
>>707846591
I'm well, just bored at work
How are you?
AUTISTIC MANCHILDREN CHATTING TO EACHOTHER ON A WEBSITE AHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AUTISM AT ITS FINEST FUCKING TYPING MESSAGES TO EACHOTHER AHAHAHA FUCKING CRINGE@@@@@@
>>707847029
I don't want to do that.
>>707847169
I'm doing pretty good. No school today. Don't really have much to do.
>>707845961
Basically we worked about 50 last 4 days, and now I have 3 days in a row off. So I'm trying to plan my day.
>>707846369
Hey nerd
>>707847138
That's pretty depressing Chara
>>707847158
Bye
>>707847254
Go steal some candy or setting then
>>707847169
Just have the link, jeez.
http://imgur.com/a/13F3q
>100% inaccurate
![Syndra [8].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LjPSoEv.jpg "Syndra [8].jpg")
>>707846692
Whats next, you going to ask me to join you ?
>>707847289
Hello! How're you?
>>707847302
I don't want to go outside.
lets all love lain
>dude how was your day
>good how about you
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TOP TIER CRINGE USING CONVERSATIONAL TECHNIQUES TO COMMUNICATE WHAT AUTISM AHAHAHAHAHA I BET YOU SAY "YOU TOO" WHEN SOMEONE SAYS HAVE A NICE DAY AHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL
>>707847461
You want some fuck?
>>707847289
I N T E N S E M A S T U R B A T I O N
A L L D A Y L O N G
>>707847393
See above
>>707847302
*something
>>707847436
Damn it, I read this as Ian again.
Ian needs to stop be so amazing. I don't know anything about your waifu though
>>707847576
He replied to me damage control ahaha i bet YOU ACTUALLY LOOK HEALTHY IRL CRINGE CRINGE
Now listen. If you have ever believed a depressive wants to be happy, you are wrong. They could not care less about the luxury of happiness. They just want to feel an absence of pain. To escape a mind on fire, where thoughts blaze and smoke like old possessions lost to arson. To be NORMAL. Or, as normal is impossible, to be EMPTY. And the only way I could be empty was to stop living. One minus one is zero. But actually, it wasn't easy. The weird thing about depression is that, even though you might have more suicidal thoughts, the fear of death remains the same. The only difference is that the pain of life has rapidly increased. So when you hear about someone killing themselves it's important to know that death wasn't any less scary for them. It wasn't a 'choice' in the moral sense. To be moralistic about it is to misunderstand.
>>707847302
The books called "Reasons to stay alive". It hit's very close to home so far.
>>707847356
No. I just want to be tucked in
okay enough ironically cream teaming
>>707847687
You take that back.
>>707847762
i want to cream you anon
>>707847616
I don't want to do that. I'm also tired.
>>707847710
I've never really been depressed, so its not too bad for me.But that's still really sad.
>>707847762
meme
>>707847854
Go on omegle and spam memes
>>707847850
thats straight anon, im a lesbian, fuck off
assuming my gender like that is illegal
>like guns
>>707847906
I don't want to do that either.
![Syndra [342].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ra3hzif.png "Syndra [342].png")
>>707847753
Are you sure you dont want me to join you?
>>707847995
post buff shiro
>>707848042
>>707847995
Drink alcohol
>>707848084
yes this triggers me in just the right places
>>707848127
Is kalashnikov an istrument?
>>707848015
I don't think what I want matters in our situation anyway. But I'm pretty sure
>>707848127
I don't want to do that, and there's none available anyways.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>707848280
Fine.
>>707848397
I can accept a hug though
>>707848084
>100% muscle
>Humongous tits
Wait a minute
>>707848179
u r an dum
But yes, guns are instruments.
>>707848289
Go trigger /k/
>>707847906
You didn't miss anything, lemme tell you that. I like the book so far though, but I'll stop quoting it, takes too long. How are you?
>>707847343
>that image
GOTTA DONG
Also thanks for the gallery, I need it for reasons
>>707847254
Play a game
Watch a movie
Create a game
Also why no school today?
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>707848463
No.
>>707848475
I don't want to do that.
>>707848592
>play a game
Eh.
>watch a movie
Eh.
>create a game
Eh.
No school because teacher work day I think.
>>707848590
I'm alright, just bored at work, what about you?
Also, aren't you German?
>>707847138
>>707847710
Anon, are you okay?
>>707848845
Well, my native language is german, yeah. Oh, you're wondering why I have an english book? Cuz english is better than german.
>>707848835
Go to sleep
>>707848988
>Hitler dubs
German confirmed.
English is a nice language, but I was wondering if you actually lived in Germany.
>>707847138
>>707847710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEdsI731J4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgQWk1E_Yk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pJDEipQQOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZyncMePRoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FbQ-oFhjyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI-zIGej6vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2LtySyM5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Yd3NMbl1E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaspyvLiZZc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM4Tsjo7sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_NH5jMeRGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shoHZZgmP0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smVweljwA1M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi_vIj7yPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnFwRqkvixE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7t-aBFynAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQjHcaCtozo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OFPaWJhKaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyXym75qUqU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A0eDQOxRjE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGtC1YwXsDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_YzSYrPE8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzvpitCTiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFhrGfcWQ70
>>707849154
That's not a horrible idea, but nah.
>>707849154
I live below Germany in Austria. Ya know, the county which denied Hitlers entrance to the art academy...
>>707848987
I'm okay, thank you. I don't know you yet. Are you one of those anons who never post a waifu but still lurks the thread?
>>707849381
No thats me. Maybe others do to idk.
>>707849381
keine angst, bald geht's wieder heim ins reich
Pathfinder was... janky as fuck.
>tfw you narrowly avoided getting mindfucked then crushed ubder a ceiling
>>707849492
Not the other guy but I do too. It seems there are always at least one Tomoko already claimed
>>707850273
Under*
>>707850273
Your Pathfinder games seem to go pretty late.
>>707850312
There's 3 different regular tomokos.
>>707850366
your waifu seems to be really cute tho
>>707850366
Holy fuck it's you!
Hug me.
>>707849381
no, i've joined /waifu/ you just recently. hi!
>>707849492
>>707850312
geez, is there any way to distinguish you people then? no? well, okay then
>>707850036
Anschluss wann?
>>707850606
In that case, welcome to /waifu/. Who's your waifu? I don't know her.
>>707850366
They generally do. We all work Fridays.
>>707850672
Yura from Blade and Soul.
>>707850366
a cute
>>707848835
I tried my dude. Do you have any plans for today?
>>707850775
>>707850672
Hello my dudes, what's going on in your corners of the world?
>>707850427
Hi Sachii.
>>707850569
No.
>>707850775
Sounds like you guys have tonnes of fun though.
Make sure to get some good rest. You got anyother plans for the weekend?
>>707850672
I have like 5 different shitposting personalities but I'm not a cream teamer, that's all you need to know.
>>707850937
Oh..
>>707850937
not sachii, sorry to disappoint
>>707850937
will you hug me?
>>707850937
I love you.
>>707850933
Uh, nope. Not to my knowledge. Going out to my grandma's house to help with stuff. Then I'll be watching Indiana vs Nebraska tomorrow though. Then watching Wisconsin vs Ohio State later in the day.
>>707850933
I'm just watching gravity falls Season 2 where shit's starting to get real
>>707850789
Never heard of it, tell me about your waifu
>>707851296
>>707850933
>Going out to my grandma's house to help with stuff.
That is tomorrow as well I should note.
>>707851286
You don't.
>>707851375
I do.
>>707850937
Working in 6.5 hours. Nursing a cold otherwise. And we do have tonnes of fun. I did run past the rest of the groul as they were running towards me, with me being invisible and yelling 'BRAIN!'
>>707850933
An attempt to nap before I need to head into work. It was going to be a work free weekend but for politics with one of our stores.
>>707850418
>>707851062
>>707851205
>>707851231
>>707851286
No.
>>707851375
Elitism.
>>707851498
why not? :c
>>707851498
Why can't you just accept jesus into you're life?
>>707851498
Don't act like you don't like being elite'd.
>>707851447
Nah.
>>707850418
Would be fun to have them with OG and Arby's in the same thread.
>>707851623
Saved
>>707851657
Shitstorm.png.ogg
>>707851654
Don't act like you don't like me.
Love is elitism.
Has bard suicide yet?
>>707849257
Get food
>>707849381
Austria is pretty top tier, Hitler/10.
Its shit in Civ 5 though.
>>707852083
>>707852108
>>707852134
deserves the yous
>>707852194
>>707851973
I'd '3rdpartychat' you all night long, if you know what I'm saying.
>>707851778
Sleep.
