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cute butts only
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fur fags get out
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>>707819233
No, it ended after 20 episodes and two television movies.
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>>707818924
thats lewd. you should stay up all night

>>707819054
we can eat tacos and stuff if they dont turn out well. taco pets

>>707819056
in the US they set up for xmas around this time. we had halloween set up last month. its ridiculous and i cant stand it.
and yeah most of the time its good at restaurants. sigh

>>707819130
i didnt know. im sorry i didnt mean any offense.
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what it's like to have sex with yuki:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vr0ewbCPu4
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>>707819454
Can you make it the part of the day where they feed you :)
>>707819514
That's it? Why don't you try a aussie pizza?
>>707819617
Oh yeah halloween is soon. i must remember to leave the house at night. WHat are you dressing up as?
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>>707819605
Aw, that sucks. I'll have to check it out though if it got you interested.

>>707819617
Hehe, you are a bad influence<3. What would I do for the entire night if I stayed up?
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>>707819617
are those as good as regular wem pets?

>>707819806
yeah, they're coming over for breakfast and lunch
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You nailed it.

>>707819454
Sure I guess.

>>707819617
No no. I don't take offence or anything. I just feel weird.
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>>707820046
so how was your day?
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Hey guys!
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>>707819622
i hate everything about this person

>>707819806
i dont think i am unless i work that day them just a cat tail i have.

>>707819859
post furry smut~

>>707819977
its a little spicier but its pretty great

>>707820046
mmkays.
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>>707819806
I'm not sure if they sell those where I live
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>>707820300
ahoy
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Alright, which one of you guys is this?!

http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Overload-Milking-Rowen-s-Fursuit-28685801
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>>707820302
*purr* but I'm already about to run out.
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>>707820224
I got yelled at by a friend and now I'm being ignored.
That's the only thing different from the usual.

>>707820403
Literally you.
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>>707820300
hello

>>707820302
so you said you were feeling ill earlier?

>>707820403
is it you

>>707820494
why'd they yell at you
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>>707819977
Oh i'm not a fan of the morning meet up. WHat's your fav brekky foods?
>>707820300
Hey buck butt.
>>707820302
What about ears and a collar to complete it? If people like it you can keep wearing the coller after :)
>>707820314
It's it's pretty simple. take a supreme, remove the pepperoni and add sausage and then a scramble a raw egg over the pizza before cooking.
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>>707820490
aww then you should go get more then.

>>707820571
did i?
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>>707819859
I watched it back when I was a kid, I had a very strange father. It still holds up today, there's even little things that I didn't notice as a kid that I see now.
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>>707820571
It's dumb drama that shouldn't be brought into the thread.
It's fine though.
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>>707820621
i dont have a nice set of ears, only some like dollar store ones a friend gave me. and i never got a collar D:
things around my neck make me uncomfortable
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>>707820571
it is not.
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>>707820646
I have, somewhat. You should post one of your favourites. Xp

After I see it I'll have to go though.
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>>707820621
Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try it if I visit sometime
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>>707820875
give me a minute to find it then~
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Not in the convo but contributing
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>>707820941
Of course<3
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>>707820875
this is maybe my favorite

>>707820943
i liek it
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>>707820943
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Bleh I'm gonna take the day off tomorrow, just call in sick. I've worked 40 hours this week already
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>>707820943
Yes, hotdog that butt.
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>>707820621
paninis, and omelettes

>>707820646
I thought you had said something about a stomach ache earlier

>>707820746
hopefully you two can fix up whatever it is

>>707820868
or is it?
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Sorry my bad on the resolution on that one
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>>707820781
Take some from the store and say you're promoting halloween. ABout the coller thing i have to say how will you be a pet if you don't like collers?
>>707820894
You should see if they sell it for tomorrow. its really nice.
>>707820943
But why not?
>>707821134
Good for you Frank! you should do that more often.
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>>707821065
Daww~! That's so adorable!! You're a real cutie, I think. =3c
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ASS
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>>707821243
Then you posted a cunt.....
>>707821166
wtf is a paninis?
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>>707821203
Will do. I have some "business" to take care of, so I'll talk to you guys later :)
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>>707821203
Should only be done sparingly
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>>707821134
are you ok?

>>707821166
oh i was telling yuki about my tummy problems i get but i havent been sick today

>>707821203
we dont have any ears to sell though.
if i did get a collar i want one with spikes lining the inside~

>>707821243
i am not cute though

>>707821381
booties

>>707821396
panini is a grilled pressed sandwich
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>>707821381
*sweet* ASS

>>707821203
I don't know

>>707821186
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>>707821396
Yeah, I tend to kill the mood by selecting images without looking. >///>
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>>707821488
What is it about the booty you like the most, my dear kitten?
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>>707821166
She's just being stupid.
It'll be fine tomorrow probably.

>>707821381
Heyyyyo
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>>707821488
I'm fine
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>>707821488
You're cute in my book. Perhaps we'll meet again soon.
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>>707821615
the taste
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>>707821396
a panini but plural

>>707821381
hey nibi

>>707821488
ah ok. how you doing now?
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>>707821429
Post dildo in ass!
>>707821430
days off or more than 40 hr weeks?
>>707821488
Why don't i just choke you while i fuck you instead?
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>>707821689
Am I the only one that hates eating ass?
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>>707821654
eyy

>>707821689
yukko
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>>707821800
probably
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>>707821767
hay gay

>>707821800
I want to fuck ass.
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>>707821615
i like how round it can be and how grabable they are

>>707821659
why cnt you sleep?

>>707821676
perhaps we shall my dear anon

>>707821767
im alright for meow. i should get to bed soon but im not tired for once because actually slept for like 11 hours today

>>707821786
i dont like choking...please dont do that to me :C
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>>707821909
Same. "Only penis goes near ass, not mouth." Wise advice from my dear old grandmother
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>>707822030
Soft n squishy buns.

>>707822050
Its really hard to get penis near ass tho.
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>>707821767
Oh it's just a tosted sandwich. Well that's nice i spose.
>>707822030
But you rather have spikes into your neck?
>>707822050
Your gandma's a back door whore.
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>>707822050
fists too
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>>707821786
days off
>>707822030
Can't sleep, feel a bit burnt out. Just gonna take it easy the next 3 days
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>>707822050
?

>>707821846
Any new developments?
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>>707821654
that's good

>>707821909
how you doing?

>>707822030
did you sleep in really late?

>>707822213
what're your favourite breakfast foods
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>>707822222
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>>707822247
But if you doing 40hrs weeks just do 8 hr days and you'll be right.
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>>707822274
Worked all day, so ive been on my feet all day. I feel like shit.
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>>707821786
Only if you talk lewd to me :p But then again, I don't have a dildo so too bad :(
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>>707822294
like>>707822403
Also horny.
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>>707822202
mmm

>>707822213
thats not choking its stabbing
but it would probably just choke me and crush my windpipe soooo i guess i wouldnt

>>707822247
that sounds like a good plan.

>>707822294
i did yeah. 1pm ish was when i woke.
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>>707822294
Chocolate protien shake and 3/4 cup of oats.
>>707822414
Are you trying to get fingers in there?
>>707822403
Time to find some ass then. Be a overconfidant douche on grindr and see if gays repond to that.
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>>707822403
>>707822458
Have a good fap and relax to music or youtube binge
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>>707822550
So it's ok if i stab you?? Your are too kinky for this thread.
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>>707822550
Let me touch that BUTT

>>707822576
Ive already tried with all the young men I find attractive there. They just dont find me mutually attractive.

>>707822586
I dont feel like fapping.
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>>707822458
ah, well just have a rest or do what yuki said

>>707822550
was it a long day before?

>>707822576
is that a common breakfast for you?
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>>707822576
Nah I'm sticking to fapping, I'm JUST NOT sticking my fingers up there, just no
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>>707822718
How's your new collar?
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>>707822841
go stick a finger up there
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>>707822340
>>707822550
Not sure what I'm gonna do. Might go downtown. Buy some clothes. Got nothing suitable for winter and it's starting to get cold
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>>707822919
You stick a finger up there
Up yours, I mean
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>>707822999
a fingers not enough though
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>>707822793
Insomnia
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>>707822718
cutting/stabbing is nice sometimes

>>707822792
o-ok~~

>>707822793
no it wasnt really. i had the day off and was lazy for half of it. just my lack of sleep caught up to me finally.

>>707822841
why not?

>>707822963
why dont you have winter cloths? i love winter cloth shopping. jackets are my addiction
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>>707822202
You're just not looking in the right places
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>>707823125
Is it a squishy CHEETAH butt!?
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>>707822792
Well they you think you are more attractive than you actually are and the market is correcting you. Aim lower.
>>707822793
Yes, except for weekends when it's bacon, eggs, spinich on toast with a hash brown & coffee.
>>707822841
finger in pooper!! DOOOO ITT!!
>>707822845
I don't have one.
>>707822963
Yeah go buy some clothes, get some good style ones and a new haircut. then take some grindr photos.
>>707823125
WHy is it nice? Can you tell me?
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>>707823232
Ive tried almost all gay dating and hookup sites.
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>>707823318
I rather just have no one then.
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>>707823076
Two fingers then
>>707823125
I just find it gross, dick in butt is one thing but fingers are different to me >_>
>>707823318
NO YOURS!!!!
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>>707823318
I thought you did. Well, in that case, I could put you in a collar if you like.
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>>707823096
how long have you had insomnia?

>>707823125
ah, lazy sleep days are good from time to time

>>707823318
is the chocolate shake and oats good?

>>707823459
that's still too few
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>>707823365
You're just not looking in the right places...
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>>707823571
A whole faggot of fingers then
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>>707823258
i guess it has some squish. i dont really have one though

>>707823318
i enjoy the pain. the cold steal dragging and pressing into me. the feeling of warm sticky blood and the person licking it up.

>>707823459
i can understand that.

>>707823571
almost all my nights are filled with nighmares so i dont like sleeping
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>tfw no overwatch friends

>>707823365
Have you tried girls who look like guys?
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>>707823650
>faggot fingers
Sounds like a fast food menu item in Australia.
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>>707823571
11 years almost.

>>707823621
What places?
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>>707823688
wow, do sum squatz.

>>707823712
Women dont like me.
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>>707823688
Thanks for understanding, my father who is actually my son
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>>707823459
I'll finger your butt good mousy! I will make you moan and strech it wide!
>>707823532
No, you're just an anon.
>>707823571
It's nice macro wise and keeps me full untill 11:30am, it's also tasty to contain my sweet tooth.
>>707823650
You bet!! i wanna stick that bundle of sticks so far up your ass a bird nest in there.
>>707823688
Well i can do upto draggin and pressing but no blood and no licking blood. that's just ick.
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>>707823830
Whats your pick up line of choice?
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>>707823884
im not just an anon.
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>>707823782
I don't fuckin' know. Luckily getting mine were pretty easy
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>>707823650
how many is a faggot of fingers?

>>707823688
that sucks. is it the same nightmare or different ones

>>707823782
have you tried taking anything for it?

>>707823884
so what are you up to now?
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>>707823896
I bet it's hey baby, come over and we can stroke our hair together.
>>707823925
But you are just an anon.
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>>707823830
to lazy and why bother

>>707823882
of course son/dab

>>707823884
you dont have to lick the blood.

>>707823981
different kind of. lots of the same themes but different people and situations
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>>707823993
but im not. you know you'd like a collar.
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>>707823896
I dunno, I guess it depends on the person.

>>707823960
You're useless arent you.

>>707823981
No
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>>707823125
Because I lived in Texas for 5 years. I have some cold weather shit from the army and an old jacket. That's about it
>>707823318
I still find the idea of hookup apps to be quite gauche
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>>707823993
I don't think he's that bad at it.

>>707824097
That's a good answer actually.
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>>707823740
lmao
>>707823884
I-I meant your butt!!
>>707823981
A bundle of sticks, but fingers instead
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>>707824074
Ughh, must fap to override confusion!
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>>707824170
fuck your stupid face
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>>707824120
where are you now i forget?
im excited to wear my overcoat.

>>707824232
poor confused mouse
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>>707824080
Show you name and then we can keep talking.
>>707824120
Yes they are kinda like that. but what else do gays do beside fuck first then cuddle after?
>>707824170
Well i'd like to see what his lines are, it should be much better than that.
>>707824193
Hah too late there is a bird swooping in and out your butt already!!
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>>707824074
I don't want to cut you, i rather keep you intact.
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>>707824332
how do?
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>>707824316
Halp meh @_@
>>707824332
Oh, I thought that was my butt that learned how to whistle...
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>>707824332
I don't approach others so I don't have anny.

>>707824307
Thanks
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>>707824074
So you're nicer to look at.

>>707824170
Apparently not good enough.
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>>707824408
thats fine too~
petting is better anyway

>>707824428
i dont know hooooooow
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>>707824428
I can help you butt with that. by the time i'm done fisting, it'll be a tennor singer.
>>707824444
Witnessed.
What are you? afraid of rejection?
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>>707824505
Gimme wisdom
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Job interview in five hours and I can't sleep

Also because I can't stop thinking of sucking dick
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>>707824589
yes more caged cocks
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>>707824316
Colorado
>>707824332
I'd imagine do shit like a hetero couple. But with 2 dudes instead. And more manly. Like going to a gun range, going to a hockey game, fishing or hiking.
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>>707824604
cute
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>>707824499
meh not like i really have someone to look at me

>>707824558
life is like a bowling ally. sure you get some strikes and if youre lucky a couple of spares. and no one knows how to keep score. but in the end you end up renting ill fitting shoes that squeak

>>707824604
whats the job?

>>707824639
oh doesnt it get really crazy cold there? luckyyy you can get some realy nice jackets!
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>>707824535
My butt would rather play the guitar though
Don't ask how that works cause I dunno
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all cocks 5.2" and under should be locked
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>>707824074
that sucks

>>707824097
how come?

>>707824193
I might be able to do it
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>>707820046
Full name of that anime or hentai?
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>>707824715
Ughh I hate bowling
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>>707824719
I'm 6 inches and wanna be locked though
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>>707824649
Tossing and turning for three and a half hours from it though, other than that.. yeah, dicks and stuff

>>707824715
Nothing crazy, forklifting
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>>707824734
That depends on the bundle though
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yay now im banned from all the furry discord servers I know about
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>>707824499
Well it's a great start for sure. I didn't expect that answer but it's good.

>>707824535
It's a few things. My last relationship was bad at the end and I don't have the drive to try again. I also worry about being turned down but that's not the first thing that I think of.

>>707824755
Boku no Pico
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>>707824841
so how big is the bundle?

>>707824842
what'd you do?
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>>707824715
Just sit inside all day?

>>707824734
Because it would be a waste of time and money.
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>>707824794
you can be locked too. It's not a mutually exclusive proposition. You just have to accept a collar too.
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>>707824505
But i'm not going to tie you up just to pet you. You'll be cuddled too.
>>707824639
Yeah that's a dudegaybro you describing there. They can be hard to find. WHy not go get a reefer card and smoke some green?
You said it yourself you are stressed and you need to relax.
>>707824718
Your butt gets no say!! It's need to sing first before it can strum.
>>707824842
Stop being terrible then.
>>707824870
Well people who do then asking get turned down 90% of the time. you get used to it and don't care.
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>>707824870
What did you expect?
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>>707824834
Hey there cub!
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>>707824097
yeah kind of :3
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>>707824897
something about rp in general idk I literally didn't know anyone there
it just doesn't match up to the old days of ICQ
>>707824968
apparently I have no idea how to
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ur all fucking weirdo faggots
kill urselves immediately
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there are no other fur threads, so now I'm stuck here with you fags
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>>707824923
Only if it comes with a pair of mitts, I'd want to have the full look
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>>707824734
its ok though.
should i watch another episode or start getting ready to go into bed?

>>707824790
2bad

>>707824834
forklifts look fun though. what are you going to forklift?

>>707824910
well i go out to work and run errands. but yeah i hide in my room when i have nothing else going on.

>>707824968
cuddles are expected~
amd snacks

>>707825064
k
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>>707825009
Heh, hey..
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>>707825064
Join the fun friend. There's plenty of tops here for you.
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>>707825077
Don't forget a hood too.
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>>707824842
Why.

>>707824968
I just won't and I'll wait to be asked, if ever.

>>707825001
To be made fun of for asking the question.
But I'm happy I was wrong.
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>>707825014
>"It was so easy for me"
>Got lucky
idi nahui
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>>707824910
it might not be a waste if you got sleep out of it

>>707825116
watch another episode. is it american horror story?

>>707825038
what were the old days like
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>>707824897
The same diameter as our solar system
>>707824968
What if it doesn't learn how to sing? It's always wanted to be a guitar player so bad!
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>>707825264
people were somewhat nice
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>>707825116
Nnoooohh
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need a sissy faggot to bully and send me pics though i wont send any :^)


post kiks faggots
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>>707825264
yeah im about to start season 2. so excited hng

>>707825320
;~; you made me do this
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>>707825116
Me 2

>>707825199
ok

>>707825264
Ill fall asleep eventually.
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>>707825189
Once you've got a gag on me basically anything is fair game
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>>707824715
It can get cold. It's been pretty warm so far. Hasn't even snowed yet
>>707824968
It is legal in this state. It's just something I've never had much interest in. Smoked it like 4 times in the span of about 3 years before I joined the military
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>>707825356
No. Pretty much everyone here is a top save for Nibi but he just wants to bitch about being a virgin.
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>>707825392
Gib wisdom related to chocolate
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>>707825426
Naturally, the gag is to keep you from making too much noise while I do what I want.
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>>707825393
so it goes

>>707825456
how warm was it today?

>>707825570
i dont know any though!
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>>707825038
Everyone RP in private now. not like the orgy fests of old IRC.
>>707825116
What else is expected of me?
>>707825199
You should just stand next to nibi and see which one will make a move first :)
>>707825283
Then because it's a NEET then it's got shitloads of time to actually learn how to play instead of shit posting here.
>>707825456
Then go buy some tomorrow you seem to stressed out to not too.
>>707825475
Not true, am switch.
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>>707825283
that might be a little too big

>>707825294
people here are pretty nice

>>707825392
how was season one?

>>707825393
as long as you get some sleep
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>>707825663
IM OF THE GENERATION OF FREE LOVE
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>>707825580
Not that I would resist...probably should keep me tied up just in case. Even when you're not using me
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>>707825393
I wasn't making fun of you don't take that the wrong way.

>>707825663
Nibi doesn't like me and I'm pretty bad at that so I think nothing will happen.
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>>707825663
This is about my butt, not me :P
>>707825649
I give uuup D:
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>>707825718
That's just it, I have a lot of ways I'd want to use you. Are you a pup?
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>>707825668
Atlantic ocean?
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>>707825852
still too big, think more fist sized
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>>707825456
Like 65
>>707825663
I just get paranoid and lightheaded. The whole experience sorta sucks.
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>Be a total fuckhead
>Still wonders why I removed him
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>>707825892
That sounds more appropriate
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>>707825835
I try my best
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>>707825961
Is that so; do you have an owner or are you a stray?
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>>707825663
im sure there are surprises to be had

>>707825668
it was great just as i remembered~

>>707825827
i have failed you

>>707825909
thats a nice temp~ probably like me perfect temperature.

>>707825918
thats cute picture
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>>707825649
>>707825909
Meant to be this one. 65 sounds about right.
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Why are anons talking like they are people.

>>707825918
Who?
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>>707826145
I know its so cute when they think we care
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>>707825827
Is it really?? Honestly is it really??
>>707825909
Great thing about a legal state is there is no reason to be paronoid. maybe go for the stain that makes you sleepy instead of hyper.
>>707825918
>gets gifted game over steam
>is still a dick to gifter
>>707826064
Can i list the things expected of you now?
>>
>>707826064
I forgive yoou, my frieend!
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>>707826188
pls do

>>707826195
:333333333catface
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>>707826064
but will you be able to stop once the next season starts?

>>707825956
I might just go do that later
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>>707826188
I'm not sure I'm following ^^; Is it about your butt?
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>>707826173
Kind of. A lot of it I wish I could filter.
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>>707826272
i will try to limit to one episode
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>>707826272
Rate the experience on a scale from one to ten when you're done
>>707826259
Daw, now I'm even more not-mad
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Never get out of the boat.
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>>707826064
I don't remember October being this warm though. I remember it snowing by the first week of the month
>>707826188
Maybe the 4th time's the charm
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>>707826417
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>>707826259
Just love me.
>>707826292
No it's about you.
>>707826454
Well it's worth a shot. You'll be shopping anyways right? make it a good weekend for yourself.
Hows your mate from hunting?
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>>707826411
yay! :D

>>707826417
boats scare me

>>707826454
give it time and soon snowwww! :D
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>>707826675
I love you
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>>707826188
That must be why your boyfriend left you, you think you can pave way with material possessions and think its a gateway to act like a piece of shit. Seems like he got what he wanted out of you and split the fuck out of there knowing damn fucking well thats a red flag relationship.
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>>707826679
Never get out of the boat. Unless you were going all the way.

>>707826510
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>>707826675
Hunting is with my stepdad. I might go to a gun range with him next week. I think he got himself a new handgun. I know he bought by mom a new gun recently and has been teaching her how to shoot.
>>707826679
Somehow people still don't know how to drive in this shit
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>>707826675
Nnnoooooo......
>>707826679
patpat ^^
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>>707826675
can dooooooooo~

>>707826856
:c
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>>707826145
The bitch tits who posts tigers.
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>>707826878
is your stepdad hot?
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>>707826878
they never learn to get used to it. the reason eludes me

>>707826881
pat my taint
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>>707826979
taintpat~
>>
>>707826896
>>
>>707827031
lewd

>>707827034
:ccccccccc
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>>707826963
Yeah I just went back and read some of it...
I think I'll stay out of that. It's not my place.
>>
>>707826968
No. He looks like Rumsfeld but way taller
>>707826979
Because people in this state think all wheel drive trucks is like having a Mario Star
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>>707826770
Go away.
>>707826772
So you get a gift from me for no reason than it's your birthday and you still are bitter about it.
It dosen't matter how sexy you ever get, you'll always be alone.
>>707826878
Cool, that sounds like a healty way to bring a family together :).
>>707826881
Admit it. you need to do more with your life.
>>707826896
<3


Well i'm done with gym. Cya's tomorrow
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>>707827119
You asked for it kitty :p
>>
>>707827140
Donald Rumsfeld?
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>>707827140
hue. people here think studded tires make them invincible. those fools. i dont care if they kill themselves but they are killing others too when they cause pile ups on the highways.

>>707827188
bye tiggerbutt!

>>707827202
....do it more
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>>707827119
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>>707827188
I sorta want to see her shoot. Being a small sorta old lady
>>707827209
Yes
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>>707827188
It doesnt matter how much money you spend on someone, you will always be alone.
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>>707827310
eh, it would suck to look like neocon trash
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>>707826411
it was a ten

>>707827188
see ya tiger
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>>707827320
Could you get on steam? Unless you're busy.
>>
>>707827188
I don't doubt that for a second. But where are you supposed to fist me if not my butt?
>>707827273
patpatpatpatpatpat
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>>707827273
I haven't seen any winter driving yet. And it's been 5 years. I'm betting it's gotten worse since all the Californians started moving in
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>>707827593>>707827593
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>>707823712
if you're NA whats your bnet we can play some brawl
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