How can I be less beta and be cool to this girl
>>707766804
I just got her # today not romantic also is what I have ready to send ok?
Spelling test? Underage faggot or pedo.
>>707766804
If dubs say
"Aside from all this chit chat. Why haven't we fucked yet?"
>>707766804
Are you under the age of ten? Is she? Spelling is fucking easy
>>707766804
>>707766935
>spelling test
If it wasn't already clear enough just how underage you were from those messages, that shit just sealed the deal. Fuck off and get b&.
>>707767056
Reroll
What's a hand buger?
>>707766976
Naw high school and a jurk English teacher she is in same class
>>707766804
She's not interested, m8
Those short responses should be read more like "I'm done" and "Stop texting me".
>>707767056
Reroll
>>707767081
>>707767137
Stupid fags TELUS is from the U.K. In some places like Sweden they do English spelling tests you fucktards
Are those hand burgers good?
>>707767182
You have to be 18 to be hear faggot. Also, spelling is easy
>>707767056
Rerollo
>>707767056
This.
Che
>>707767056
CHECKEM
>>707767317
Top fucking kek, totally missed that shit. I guess he did say he was shit at spelling.
>>707767056
dis
>>707766804
I fucking love hand burgers. And spelling test. 4th grade was the best.
>>707767056
FUCKING SEND IT OP
You're a huge beta. I'm sorry, but there's no cure.
>>707767056
This is your only chance of getting laid faggot
Send it
>>707767248
TELUS is a Canadian telecommunications company
>>707767056
Just send this shit already op. Or be a beta cuck forever
>>707767056
Roll
>>707767368
I hope the "hear" was intentional. Kek'd
Guys I am not saying that shit also I am 18+
Also I had to reply she texts fast
>>707767056
Fucking. Christ.
Trips?
>>707767056
Send this you cuck
>>707766804
Your text are too long compared to hers, for starters.
>>707767317
They're better than a sand wedge
Honestly OP, I really need you to take me seriously here. She's clearly bored. The brief, snappy tone behind each message, the absolutely useless small talk. Here's what you gotta do. Show her you mean business and you'll win her over. Be fucking confident, don't apologize for anything. Girls like it when you're direct and you don't beat around the bush. "Yeah haha. Hey, small talk aside, I have to admit you're adorable!" Give it a few messages, then drop the bomb. "I think it's your eyes that really get me. There's something so flawless about them. I just wish I could see more of your body." Shit will take off from there.
>>707767697
>high school
>18+
>spelling tests
autism detected
>>707767686
What is "bait"?
>>707767056
dubs
>>707767056
Roll
>>707767081
Kek. I've met older people that have problems with it, not sure if it carried over to college though.
>>707767697
>I'm not saying that shit
Alright faggot. Fuck off. We try to help you be more alpha but you're just a beta.
It works like this.
You ask. She says yes or no.
No means move on. Try again.
Yes means. Good job.
send nudes
>>707767697
Can I get my hand burger with cheese?
STOP USING EMOJIS YOU RETARDED BETA CUCK
Tell her "I browse 4chan". She will be yours immediately
>>707767814
This anon fuckin gets it
"I want to eat the shit out of your asshole"
What's her number? If you give us it, she will have no way of knowing it was you
>>707768154
Off by one. Reroll
>>707767941
This
What fucking nation?
>>707766804
are you actually this fucking retarded and socially awkward or are you just American?
Ask her what she's wearing
>>707768018
>Hand burger with cheese
>Hand burger
Best thing ive seen so far today
>>707766804
She doesnt like you anon.. look at her replies.. shes too afraid to let you know shes not interested in you because you might rage
>>707767814
Almost everything this dude said is correct, but his examples are cringy as fuck, ask her out instead. If she refuses/makes an excuse you never had a chance to begin with.
>>707767941
this, OP.
>>707766804
>^^
kys
>>707767697
Bullshit fake thread or extreme downs
All these spelling mistakes
>High school
>18+
>Spelling tests
>Poor grammar
OP your bait is awful
>>707766804
OP don't listen to these fucking idiots; they're trolling you. You have to make small jumps in the conversation to more significant things when the conversation just barely starts to go stale (like at the peak of conversation quality). It may feel the slightest bit weird but everyone likes it.
>>707767941
Yup. OP is a cuck.
Everyone leave this thread. It's going nowhere.
>>707768365
I said it not romantic just don't want to be a lame friend
I'm going to her house to eat an elk burger. Your dad's hand burgers taste weird
>>707768548
cringed
Both of you, kill yourselves
>>707768548
HOLY SHIT UNDERAGE BETA B&
>>707768548
kys
>>707768548
>^^
really man, just kys
Approaching friend zone of not already there
>>707768413
This.
Bad b8 is bad. Underage b&, fuck off faggot.
Also, reported.
>>707768548
Can you GTFO from /b/? Are you seriously fucking autistic?
>>707768548
What are you doing nigger
>>707768548
Rolling for meow meow meow
>>707768548
jesus fuck OP just kill yourself. Ask to see her real pussy after that at least.
>>707768548
Op your losing her. She clearly is waiting for you to make a move otherwise she would have left. Why else would she say meow? Don't make her wait, women hate that. Go in and make a move. Compliment her eyes or something.
ଲ( ω )ଲ
>>707768548
><(<o__o<) meow (>o__o)>
>>707767607
So she could be Qubecois taking english, or could be English speaking taking a french course
>>707768548
while you're texting her meow, shes sending ass pics to the other guy shes texting that doesn't have autism
bruh just say she should come over and your parents could make you guys dinner or some shit. and then kys for that fag meow shit
>>707768548
cringe bait fag
>>707769106
correct
>>707768548
These people CANNOT be adults.
Mods fucking ban this fetus please.
Maybe Canadians say meow a lot???? Maybe
Who wanted more meows
>>707768548
Cool what 1/6 was First Nation? Who were the rest?
so many facebook/reddit shitheads who think stuff like this is OC, what a time for trolling
>ITT op texts himself autismo level bullshit
>retards gasp in horror
>>707769312
I once killed a cat :(
>>707769312
make a move faggot. say do you want to see a movie with me at the theater tomorrow?
>>707769312
Fuck you op. I tried to help. Stop or the best you can do is the friendzone.
OP step the fuck up. If you don't today, you're going to be a friendzoned beta for the rest of your life. Just ask her:
Why haven't we fucked yet?
If she's into you the slightest bit it will further your relationship. If she's not into you, you'll get a clear answer so you can move on to someone else.
Whats so funny guys? Handburger is a delicacy.
>>707769312
Say this, "I WANNA STICK MY BARBED KITTY COCK IN YOUR TIGHT PUSSY"
>>707769312
give me her number, ill show her what a real man looks like and send you the response.
>>707766804
kya
>>707768548
>>707769312
delete this
Tell her you eat the booty like groceries
>>707769420
This. Don't be a loser OP
Give us her number. She won't know it's you that gave it
Give us her number
Text her this
>>707769312
Meow meow! Wanna watch me suck myself off now? XDD
>>707769420
No threader for miles around
>>707769543
this shit is going to get you laid.
>>707769659
I haven't laughed this hard in a while
>>707766935
You said it yourself lame friend. Accomplished that.
>>707769724
gay
>>707769312
You pretty much have her OP
Now respond with "Purrr x)" and you will automatically get laid tonight
>>707768018
Kekd hard
>woke gf up
>what the fuck are you laughing at?
>hand burgers
OP Ask her if she likes hand burgers? And if she prefures diet bevrages?
Don't end up like me op
>>707769775
I thought it was funny. What's gay about it?
>>707769860
Fuck I got second hand embarrassment from that
>>707769867
about 90%
>>707769860
lmao the superior form of communication
>>707770030
I don't get it
>>707769939
This, skype her and then hang yourself bitches get wet for that damaged boi shit
Dont be a pussy,
Tell her your bored and have nothing to do tomorrow
Ask her to go somewhere, not that hard
Think three steps ahead, don't send a text you know you cant respond when she responds back.
Finally, don't use 4chan for dating advice.....
Tell your dad Mustard no mayo
>>707770115
My fucking sides
gake and fay
>>707769867
You laughed at semen flying out of an erect penis. That's fukin gay as a net full of butterflies
>>707770108
huh, solid points
>>707769420
this.
ask her to fug
>>707770357
Are you calling butterflies gay? I'll fuck the shit out of you nigga. I mean fuck you up, whatever.
>>707770357
I'm sure I'd laugh at your erect penis too
>>707768548
OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT
She is eating din
>>707770523
Gay
>>707770605
Faggot
>>707770357
You're telling me you don't laugh your ass off every time your dad cums in your mouth? I think you're pretty gay anon. I laugh at it when my dad gets it in my eyes, true shit.
>>707770605
how do you not want to be a beta she thinks you're weird
>>707768413
You're underestimating how dumb the average Canadian teenager is these days. Most can barely read or write. Most of them are terrible at math as well.
>>707770605
I hope you both get into a car wreck.
>>707770605
She wanted you to stroke her pussy you faggot. Ask her out
>>707770605
beta af.
>>707770605
Holy shit OP why are you such a faggot?
say meow when she gets back
then ask to see her pussy
>>707770605
Ask her if she wants some special kitty milk from your love pump
>>707767697
>1/6 First Nation
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>707769420
this
>>707770605
She's bored with you. She waited for you to make a move. You blew it OP. Have fun being a virgin.
>>707770605
Op my first post this thread, but thats full of bullshit, stay in your meowzone my autist
>>707769420
you fucking stupid, she obvsouly likes you
>>707770605
Kys as soon as possible
>>707770605
yep forget about it, youre deep in the friendzone, each cat you send was putting you a layer deeper.
Forget about her before u become crazy
>>707770605
holy fucking shit. just fucking say, do you want to see a movie with me at the theaters tomorrow. its not that fucking hard!
Stop using autistic emojis and words like "gaw". And what kind of beta retard uses "meow" and ":3" unironically? You're giving me a super school shooter wibe.
>>707770605
This is going nowhere.
>>707770605
Dude, stop wit the fucking emoticons and the catshit.
how old are you? Really, tell us so we can understand what's the mindset here
>>707770809
um friend, you replied to wrong post.
>>707770708
Half of amaricans can't read
>>707770605
Why hasnt this faggot been banned yet
>>707770605
>Telus
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>707766804
>hand burgers
>(((adults))) taking spelling tests
>1/6 first nation
this is one of the dumbest and least coherent chats I have ever read between two fucking "adults"
you need to fucking kys if this is real. not joking.
Why do you retards always post in these obvious troll threads.
Sage op is a fag
>>707770955
Over half of Africans can't read
>>707766804
>hand burgers
>OP
Wtf is this shit, OP
>>707771060
>Why do you retards always post in these obvious troll threads.
Better question,why wouldn't we?
>>707769313
Shes 12% native. Basically this means her great great grandfather bought a native girl as a wife
>>707771173
because it's fun.
I'd suspect him to be underage as well, but on the other side I do know ppl 20+ that are even worse.
Obviously deleted such, but m8, cringe has been real.
>>707770755
winrar.jpg
Please tell me how one can ever be one sixth of any ancestry, because I like fractions but this I don't even
>>707770955
What does that post say?
>>707771173
Better question,why wouldn't we?
>>707771265
because it's fun.
holy fuck just end your life OP
>>707768548
look you will never get laid acting like that anon you gotta literally man up and fuck her right in the pussy
>>707771390
Heritagefags are the worst
>>707771444
look, you don't get it. its fun to pretend once in a while in this fucking world.
>>707771052
dont forget the meows ,what adult does that aside from fur fags
>>707766804
Just say I wanna stroke that pussy cat of your since you can't come out and just say you wanna fuck. No more emojis and meowing
>>707770934
This, OP, don't be a faggot.
We won't report you. At least I won't.
We've all been fifteen and beta once. No Chaddies on /b/. We may not know what to do but we sure as hell know what NOT to do.
>We were all beta once. Anyone denying it is lyin'.
What's with all the 3-part CAPTCHAS?
>>707771060
>Why do you retards always post in these obvious troll threads.
he posted in the obvious troll thread
>>707768548
I'm going to mount her and make you watch you fucking cuck
>>707771788
checkception.
>>707767814
Good concept, but your method of follow through was rated at Autismo Supremo
>>707767697
OP you fucking faggot, its 2016 learn how to talk to text another human being, spam a fuck ton of laughing emojis and stop using those weeb ":3 :p XD :o 3:" faces
>>707771855
>checkception.
checkception
Damn this bitch must be faaaaaaaat
op this is fucking ultra cringe stop being a fucking cuck and make a god damn move
>>707771855
Damn
go outside and talk to people and maybe instead of texting actaully talk to them because it doesnt matter how great you are at texting a girl if your beta when it comes to talking to them in real life
witness me
>>707771855
wut
>>707769480
wtf happened there
I haven't seen top tier cringe like this in a while.
Thanks OP.
Holy shit someone cap this for all future cringe threads
>>707767814
MAX KEK
>>707772669
Please don't I fucked up I wanted to say something like your cute like a cat but I could not think of a proper way to say that
Also if you could not make hand buger into some meme that would be great
I am sorry b I fucked up
>>707772997
>inb4 reverse psychology
>>707772997
Well then say I bet your pussy cute like a cat {o} meow
>>707773115
No dude I dying mean it if this somehow becomes popular and gets back to her I am fucked
>>707772997
>No, you did not.
>Did she stop talking to you?
If she did, then yes you did.
For fucks sake, man!
>Send her a message asking her to the movies!
>Cliché, yes, but the worst thing she can say is no.
>Fucking pussy. Get over your fear of rejection.
>Whaddya have to lose? You already think you fucked up.
>>707767810
I prefer a lob wedge when I'm in the sand trap next to the green
>>707773289
Be a man, faggot.
I keep forgetting how hard it is for someone who has no interesting hobbies outside of browsing /b/ to get laid.
op still beta fag
>>707767056
Yeah, i'm rolling for this one too...
>>707772997
>Also if you could not make hand buger into some meme that would be great
>>707773512
>just eating a hand burger
>>707773506
Man, I think this whenever I come on this wretched website
>>707773613
-_- no dude fucking stop
>>707770605
god you're such a faggot, this is why you're a virgin
>>707773613
>*buger
>>707773512
And that is how a new meme is born. Congrats OP, great meming today!
Just tell her that you like her already, faggot. You already think that you fucked up, so you have nothing to lose.
op, tell dances with strangers online that she needs to come over so you can make her look like the other kind of Indian, but instead of one red dot, lots of white ones.
>>707773763
<Like
or ask if she can come help put the fire in your tee pee out.
>>707773763
If seen some bad threads, but dear god OP. Maybe actually take someones advice next time and don't be a total faggot
>>707773763
no its not. a meme isn't just a picture you declare a meme. it's a concept or idea that spreads between people socially. a thought virus so to speak. almost everything is a meme by definition. it's not anything to do with just the internet.
I usually dont say this shit, not even on 4chan, but you have to kill yourself OP. Im sorry dude
>>707774641
Dude how much girls contacts do you have on your phone I have 4
>>707774734
This is my first meme. Can someone honestly rate this? I say maybe a 5-6/10
>>707767056
Rolling STILL.
>>707774868
you mean image macro
>>707774868
1/100
>>707770605
srsly op, i mean i was once a beta faggot aswell but i never fucked up this badly, i actually maanged to make out with some girls before fucking it up. but you man deserve an award lmao. This is cringeworthy. You have to learn how to express your sexuality, you seem like your mother castrated you psychologically, u shd move out asap.
>>707774794
i have 0 contacts on my phone, girls and dudes combined
>>707774575
>no its not. a meme isn't just a picture you declare a meme
this was the definition before normies got a hold of it
>>707774924
What do you mean, this is a meme?
I'm still trying to figure out what a God damn hand burger is. Jesus Christ.
1/6 nation of Islam maybe?
>>707774948
Then you kill your self
>>707775004
It will be a meme, this was the whole purpose of this whole thread. I want to make hand burgers great again.
>>707768548
M7 just leave
>>707774944
How the fuck you know about what goes on between me and you mother you Sherlock fucking homes fucker she is such a fucking GAW wtf how did you know????
>>707775004
>>707775042
an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.
- was your shitty pic spread rapidly across the Internet at least ? no? not a meme. just a picture with text.
some pictures can be memes. not all memes are pictures. not all pictures are memes. you know what I mean?
>>707775179
Dude, i have 0 contacts and you are making cat smiles with youts. At least im not living in an illusion, your situation is much worse
>Spoiler, you'll never fuck that girl
>>707775405
GOD FUCKING DAM IT
>>707775391
I still have a chance, please make hand burgers great again!
I've heard of Manwich, but this is ridiculous!
>>707775474
I don't want to fuck the girl
>>707775567
C U C K
U
C
K
>>707775309
>><(<o__o<) meow
nah srsly its simple to see from your behaviour
>>707775567
>>707775474
Mind blow, WWTF A GUY WHO DOSENT WANT TO FUCK EVERY GIRL HE TALKS TOO WTF.
I swear some of you ppl are so fucking sad. Sometimes you just wanna chill out with a girl. And stop proving youre just a virgin. SOOOOO MANY FUCKWITS IN THIS THREAD. end ur lives kys plz
>>707774932
generous
this is your life now op
>>707770406
How the fuck?
>>707775641
>>707775790
OK FUCKERS THERE IS AREASON I DONT WANT TO FUCK THIS GIRL
??? CAN YOU GEUSS
I don't want to be a lame friend guy come on please please
>>707775725
and i was at that part aswell, i didnt fail extremely, but you have to man up. Just try out new things, not that shit u usually do. try to break the ice and be the first one who shows some sexual interest
>>707770605
Ask that bitch on a date you dumb fucking prole
Is he still in here
>>707770605
"DINNER"
"DINNER"
"DINNER"
more like please stop texting me this is super awkward/boring.
>>707775989
LUL she's a fat weeb haha, even that was already pretty obvious? Btw why do you wanna be friends with her in first place? Just curious
just give her a good dicking
What is this hand burger of which you speak?
>>707775989
be yourself then.
op is trying to cuck himself with friendship. very innovative, I'll give you that.
>>707775989
Is that her? So you are talking to a fat girl? You seem to be a nice lad and all but dont pretend to be cool with that whale.
Trust me, she's glad someone is her friend
>>707776187
>Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of their women
That is what the hand burger is all about.
>>707775822
11/10 would sing again
>>707776325
I want to suck your cock
>>707776419
try this on for size
>>707776298
Its me.... :(
this is now a tendies thread
Show us pics
>>707776490
Very nice, pink Floyd is my favorite band
>>707776566
She texted back !!!
>>707776637
>trick or treat
Fuck off you're 10
>>707776637
>No but soon I will trick your threat with some help from my autist friends on the internet. Do you have a dollar by any chance?
Send this.
>>707776637
No, come over now I wanna ram it deep ;)
>>707776632
ever heard Rasputinas (Melora Creagor) cover of Wish you were here?
Op if you're 18+ doing cat emojis and saying they're cute and shit you actually have a mental disability, seek help asap.
>>707776566
You have to hit the gym son. If you want to be cool and less beta start by stop being fat
Not trying to be rude or anything but you know it's true
>>707766804
Just ask her to hang out douchqueen
>>707776886
>hitting the weights will make me cool.
Just grow some balls. It's all it takes.
>>707777125
Just ask her out already.
>>707777125
What are you gonna bet a kitty?
>>707776637
"I would with you."
And stop apologizing.
Put: "no but you can always dress up, come over, and I will give you a treat. Hint... it's my dick"
>>707777125
tell her you can pet her vagina with your dick
thank me later
>>707777544
op is a girl
>>707776566
boy or grill?
>>707777125
I'll fuck you op, even fat girl's need loving
>>707777773
so close
>>707777777
>>707777125
Ask her out already. Even if she says no, it's good practice so you can be less of a beta when you talk to other girls
>>707777773
holy fuck i almost cum in my pantiez
>>707778885
eat her pussy OP!
Please die thread
>>707777125
jesus christ. absolutely not
>>707778885
Underage b&.
>>707778885
this is so far beyond the bounds of normality that i think i'm the one that needs to die at this point
>>707778885
how old are you to have to need to ask your mom to go to a sleepover?
>>707778885
you do realize she's gonna try to rape you at the sleepover, right?
Underage
>>707778885
>needs moms permission
You must be under 18
>>707767056
> no dubs yet
>>707779259
same
>>707767056
Rollll
