Why are you still up mister?
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Why are you still up mister?
>>707555494
cant fall asleep till my body passes out do to pain in my leg
>>707555494
because it's only 2:15 am nigga
>>707555494
post anus
>>707555568
Me too. I was going calf raises but I fucked up then left it immobile and bent too long the next 3 days and now I am worried about a DVT.
So if I die, feel free to call me a bitch. I will have deserved it.
>>707555719
>>707556047
please?
>>707556176
op if yanking your chain, retard
>>707556310
wat did i do to deserve this
>>707555494
Because it's 8:30 am here and I got up an hour ago, you fucking retard.
>>707555494
it's only 5:25pm where i am
>>707555494
nice eyes OP...if that is you
Just got off work looking to bust a nut and go to sleep
>>707556631
ayy aussi
>>707556755
it's not
D&D
Picking my gf up at work
>>707555568
fucking same. i have a herniated disc prssing on mg ciatic nerve that fucks me up everyday.
Im about to masturbate
>>707557156
>my gf
so you have a prosthetic hand?
Cause I'm fappin
Cause the girl I'm supposed to be with can't be with me cause of her sister.
>>707555494
Waiting for wwe 2k17 to finish downloading
>>707557248
If a cum extraction device that's not attached to my arm is what you mean, yes
>>707557156
>>707557248
>waiting outside a stripclub
>>707557090
How can you be sure though.
7.45 here and I have a job you lazy dumb, Trump voting yanky asswipe. Stop wanking, go to sleep and go get a job tomorrow.
>>707557912
Kind of
>>707555494
Couldn't fall asleep. Even with the meds...
Because my life is track and I'm a train that is nearly derailing.
The woman I'm talking to right now is more interested in my cock than me, and all I really want is some who will love me for who I am. I either want that, or I want to find piece in being single for the rest of my life. There's no fucking way I'm getting into my middle ages and then marrying some selfish cunt who settles for me because she "ready" no. Not how it works, get fucked and die.
>>707558299
Why turn to meds when things gets tough? It's part of life.
>>707558346
Nobody cares
>>707558299
you need better sleep hygeine.
>>707555494
because im working on night shift
>>707558644
In what?
>>707558644
>working
>>707559020
janitor for office building and other stuff like that
been ranking up in LOL
>>707559819
Ppl still play lol.
>>707555494
I still have adderall left
Cocaine.
>>707555494
Because i cant lie down to sleep without being hit with the despair and fear of knowing death is unavoidable and life will fly by. Im going to blunk and am going to be on my death bed
>>707555494
because I'm extremely close to winning a game of Diplomacy but it's taking forever to finish up.
>>707560929
Srry, blink* lol im such a klutz :P
Cause it's 9am in the German Reich
>>707555568
*due
>>707555568
>do to pain in my leg
What did he mean by this?
>>707555568
U shoul eat a footlong from sup-wei
It's only midnight, why would I be up?
>>707561338
Probly means that his leg hurts.
>>707561371
Why would i be down* u mean
Jeez everyone is misspelling shit. Lets just all go to bed
>>707555494
What's up OP. Insomnia fag right here. How are you doing?
>>707561418
No, I don't think that's it.
I hate when a girl has a 'boy' face, in that you can cover up the hair and it looks like a boy. THat's how I feel about OP's girl.
>>707561686
Your opinion is noted and discarded.
>>707561767
No seriously.
If you said you wanted to fuck that, I'd call you a faggot pedophile. Looks like a boy in an 8th grade class picture.
>>707561873
Not the guy ur talking to but... I can see what u mean
I'm trying to kill myself.
>>707555494
ok, don't you guys think this girl looks exactly like OPs?
>>707561873
tl;dr
>>707562110
Maybe if u get rid of her glasses :/
>>707562110
Get outta here imposter!
>>707562110
another one
>>707562110
Naah, her teeth are different in the gif. Kinda reminds me of AnnaSophia Robb, but your pic doesn't.
>>707562208
I hate her with a burning passion and i never seens her before.
>>707562304
How can you hate this?
>>707562265
Angle showing pointy chin, thin lips, black hair, dark eyes, kinda big forehead. We're going to be here all night
>>707562265
another one
>>707562433
another one
>>707562471
Ur enjoying this too much
>>707562110
Would you be considered legally blind in any US states and/or abroad?
>>707562383
Bruh, she's adorable
>>707562383
Is tgat the same girl in the gif? The gif one was wayyy worse looking
>>707562589
>>707562589
I dont think her parents would name her Adorable. Like what if she grew up to be NOT adorable!? Everyone would look at the parents accusingly!
>>707562594
It is, wish I can post webms.
>>707562806
Oh, i dont like her then :|
>>707562717
3adorb5me
>>707562644
Shes looking at a klondike bar.
>>707562471
Shes trying to look at a klondike bar but her forehead is in the way
>>707562717
Obviously she grew up to be adorable, so it would be fine
>>707562872
That gif really rubbed you the wrong way huh?
anyonew have a name for this girl?
>>707563018
I didnt like the hair, lack of breasts, fashion, way she looked to the side, what she did, how she did it, or that it wasnt high noon
>>707563047
Duh, op is the girl trying to get everyone here to think shes cute. Why do u think everyone here just happens to have cute pics of her?
>>707563155
>>707555494
Because it's 11am
>>707563223
>>707563047
I'm Amelia Zardro you fuckers. Amelia is obviously a cutie and there's no way I can even pull of her looks.
>>707563926
*not
>>707563966
I dont know dude... Ur typing is exactly the same as hers...
>>707564306
You can't even tell from texts and btw it's u're not ur.
>>707563926
>Amelia Zardro
Thanks for the name. I added her to my Hot Girl multiplayer game.
>>707564720
Your what?
>>707565098
U're what?* :)
>>707564664
Ok im pretty sure shes a guy tho. Look at chest. No chest
*tries to swallow lump in throat*
"U-uh, you caught me off guard. I guess I'm just up because I got caught st- "
*pauses, wondering if he should risk it all with a compliment*
"I got caught up staring at such a beautiful girl."
*tips stylish new fedora he just bought at the mall for 10 bucks*
"If my ability to find a great deal on a hat like this is anything like my ability to find a great girl like you, I think I'll be just fine"
*blushes and waits for response*
>>707565098
Just some dumb game I have that I play with friends sometimes. It's basically over a thousand different girls of various fame, and they show up randomly in matches against each other. 1 wins and goes back into the pool and the others are eliminated. And so on. Until one wins.
It's fun, but dumb. It can actually be hosted online too lol.
>>707561873
this boy better have feminine penis
>>707565471
Fuckin.Nailed.It. U got this bro. This amelia chick is gonna fall so hard for u
>>707565471
i cringed ty
>>707565537
So feminine its got demand equel rights as it penetrates u .-.
>>707565626
He got u to reply. Its step one in the process. U're doomed
>>707565514
Uh, I'd be willing to play. Is it something you can play here?
>>707565626
"Guess you'll never know what you missed out on!"
*backflips out of the room all the way back to his mom's house, who happens to be making pizza rolls *
I want her to shit in my mouth
>>707565804
It uses a screen sharing program. I'd only be willing to play it if a couple other people in this thread want to. So I'll go with a No for now.
>>707565983
Ill do it if amelia zero wants to. Im her new fan :I
>>707565471
Daww! If I were Amelia Zadro* I'd be blushing right about now. Ur a good writer btw.
>>707566101
U know its copypasta right... ?
>>707555494
Cramming for the Comparative Anatomy Lecture Exam on Friday
>>707565514
Fucking nerds.
>>707566187
Hey! Good luck >:/ dont overdo it
>>707562433
ewwwww shes with a half nigger
Contemplating my life choices wondering how I got to where I am
>>707566234
Ur lucky ur famous probably amelia or id defend him by rebuking u gently. Fucking destroy u
>>707566287
With ur legs most likely
>>707565471
*tips fedora in awe*
>>707555494
What is this meme, who's the girl? Who crowned her queen of /b/?
Someone explain this shit i haven't been here in a while
>>707566159
Dude, how dare you. I literally just wrote this. It may be cringe-y as fuck but it is mine, you fuck.
Maybe one day it will be copy pasta though.
>>707566159
Don't know, don't care.
>>707566376
But i saw the pic of a guy messaging almost the exact same same thing to a girl on facebook :(
>>707566370
Amelia zoro made a thread to say All hail the sacred Nachos. To her bbs at B
>>707555494
Because I can't sleep
>>707566519
Fuck i forgot i made "Hi" a shortcut for All hail the sacred Nachos.
>>707566451
I've seen some things similar, as far as the asterisks and rp'ing and stuff but not that particular instance I described..
>>707566624
Count donald trump mustaches jumping over a fence
This is fake you faggots. Girls can't change outfits in a minute.
>>707566519
>>707566626
>mfw i haven't slept in 3 days
>mfw that sentence sounded perfectly normal to me
>>707566650
I would like but its 4am and i got work tomorrow morning. Lets just say u're a smooth talking motherfucking. Cya :D
>>707566823
Fuck u i didnt read it before i sent it >:,(
Do need sleep tho. Im out
>>707566773
Thank you anon, that's a great visual
>>707566792
No shit
>>707555494
Because dicks belong in butts at this hour
Ok, I'll host the hot girl game if like 2-3 people want to play it.
>>707566519
No bb at B u less you sort out u're nachos and tellem what's Zadro.
>>707562110
Nose is different. Close though
>>707561873
Maybe an 8th grade boy on estrogen
Look at the lips, cheekbones, and lashes. If I had boys like this in my 8th grade class i would've been a fag by now
>>707567659
Speaking of 8th graders, you sound like one since you aren't able to distinguish makeup in a picture.
>>707567162
Just as a head's up, I'm about to close this in 5 minutes if no one joins, so the link will no longer work.
Because its 11:15 am
>>707568179
Also deleting Amelia Zadro since no one outside of here will know her.
>>707555494
Because cops woke me up asking about a stolen car in my driveway that I have no fucking clue how or when it got there. I had to play back my security cam footage for them and they took a copy of the drive for evidence.
It's too early for this shit.
>>707555568
shane?
>>707568228
where you from? Italianfag here
>>707568903
Cape Town South Africa
>>707568973
>Africa
>nigger
gtfo
>>707569149
Im whiet dumbass
>>707568973
nice dude
>>707569149
>American
>retarded
go back to jacking off your guns
>>707569412
Fag
>>707569701
whatever gets you off man
>>707556047
>>707555494
mah heart
>>707569900
I can understand being pissed off because you are Italian and Eurotrash at the same time. That's a double whammy.
>>707570069
dude you're most likely an edgy 12 year old. if you're not you're pathetic.. italian irish. proud of it, italy is shit though
Even for b, there's some real faggotry going on in here.
>>707570069
and why would that piss me off.. you didnt really do anything.
You Eurofags mad because Muslims are raping your continent?
>>707570321
They deserve it. Have you ever interacted with a eurofag? Smuggest bitches I've ever seen. Wimpy fucks. They basically give up their own freedom so others can fuck them up.
>>707570321
you guys really suck at trolling
>>707570400
(You)
Because nurses are worth being on night shift
Lol I killed this thread.
Dumb attention whore put in her place at least.
Are Italians rapists or something? Why were they replying so venomously?
>>707555494
Hi OP you are sexy as hell! Kik me @ arbordome
>>707556531
>>707556631
> thinking anything but US time line matters
>>707563475
you are nice, i like you. don't be sad
>>707555494
Cubs won their game tonight. Celebration time: Weed, candy, ice cream. Such bad tooth ache.
>>707566823
>>707571574
didnt know i was coming off that way
