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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, No heresy!
listen I want o be cool with everyone how can i fix everything besides killing myself
still here
カラミチーマス
>>707497522 (some guy, probably deathedge)
For the fourth time
>Best fox claimu
Erica claimed
>>707497827
it was me noone will talk to me because if you
>>707497522(Retard)
Accepting a heartfelt apology from someone who isn't sorry doesn't count
>>707497978
whats the difference they are both just words fucken a
>>707497705
You could start with your attitude.
Then by growing up in a mental sense.
Lastly you should sincerely apologize after growing up.
The world doesn't evolve around you.
Finally, good night waifu. I'm going to bed.
>>707497936
>>707498107
I promise you it wasn't Ran's fault people don't like you, and you are doing yourself no favors with your second comment.
>>707498108
i apologise all the time everyones like ohh ill just ignore him like fuck off im not doing it for my health I want some thank yous
>>707497705
By giving me your discord name ofc u.u i'll take care of everything
>>707498224
it is his fault hes being a child like alice
>>707498107
>just words
Words that you dont mean
>>707498247
E̢̢͠S̵̵̢͢͠Ḑ͏É̛͘͞A̧͜͝T͟҉Ḩ̸҉̶͏#6648
>>707498417
we say sorry to get a thank you and mend things besides what does meaning it even mean kek
>>707498444
Purrfect :3 i'll add you later
>>707498338
What did alice do?
>>707498246
And that's exactly the problem. You don't apologize for a "thank you". You apologize because you realized you did something wrong and harmed someone because of it.
That is why I said, first, you need to grow up in a mental sense. And AFTER that you should apologize. Right now, we know that you are only apologizing for two reasons.
1: You want a "thank you" and "no problem" and a "It wasn't that bad"
2: You want human interaction and pawns.
Heck, we all know you, you just want to use us as some pawns
Not all people are stupid
>>707498678
Disagreeing with him obviously
Mine and you guys cannot keep her away from me
Ohh boy, Edgedeath Sperg 2: elictric Boogaloo inbound
>>707498774
Don't bother, he won't get it
>>707498678
Lol other than being a fucking waste of oxygen?
>>707498635
>>707498444
>>707498247
>>707497705
>>707498617
You just proved the point. Meaning an apology means that you actually feel remorse for what you did
>>707498774
how does one grow up mentally
he got all pissy and left I didnt disagree with him
>>707498903
I just want ran to say its ok thats a reasonable reason for a sorry
>>707498934
>It's my fault
This is why i don't want to be in the discord, you just don't get it
>>707499185
ran will you come back if i leave
WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE
>>707498444
I miss when the newfag discord wasn't a thing
>>707499256
You'll just come back
besides I'm not sure why you even care, you hate me anyway
>>707499312
HERE WE BELONG, FIGHTING TO SURVIVE
>>707499410
I bet you can get 99999 if you tried
>>707498856
I'll go after this anyway
>>707498934
It takes time. A month at minimum, but it can take some years.
First of all if you want to grow up mentally you have to accept the criticism of other people. You have to see that every action you say produces a reaction or a consequence. Some may overract but it still is a reaction.
If you tell someone he's a dich their reaction will most likely be they become angry. Their overreaction is that they might punch you straight in the face.
And every sentence you write produces such a reaction. You have to try to understand it.
"Why is he reacting in that way? Is it because of something I did?"
Once you learned that, we might accept your sorry.
And don't bother coming back in this week. You'll need at LEAST a month because you have to completely change your way of thinking.
>>707499541
I dont hate you and im not doing it for you im doing it as a form of damage control. at this point for my own health im going to leave.
>>707499630
why am i less mentally evolved than any of you my mind has evolved
>>707499630
Oh, i'll leave this, hope you see it befrore you go
>>707499862
You said that before and rejoined three days later
Don't think i believe it
>>707499862
I never said you're less mentally evolved. I said you have serious changeing to do. Your way of thinking, your mind is not compatible with society as it is now. You'll only end up never understanding other people, and that is a must for you, considering it's not hard to learn. Just needs time.
>Chara out
>>707500119
this time i wont come back the whole discord hates me and clearly prefers you ill go and maybe ill keep some friends from the discord. im probably just going to be hated on anyway.
>>707499630
Lol do you even hope he can change?
He probably has some mental problem but not the one he states to have...edgy fucker
Thank you very much a Mr Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
>>707500456
>>707500540
Are you still mad about me not lewding?
>>707500442
you know you can just return tomorrow with a different waifu and be like "hey guis, Im new!".
>>707500832
esdeath is may waifu also i would have to pretend to like stuff i dont
>>707500718
deal?
>>707500581
Oh hello there!
>>707500989
Hi! How're you doing?
>>707500988
You mean like how people pretend to like you?
>>707500718
I'm a little mad at you for that.
Ran's chest looks so soft.
>>707501135
I'm good! Relaxing, editing a paper for a friend. You?
Why are you all talking to stalker mcstalkface?
>>707501158
sure harr harr
>>707501209
..... why do i even come here
>>707501209
I only said a few things to him. How are you today?
We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the robots fire another round
We get so near yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day.
>>707501315
>he thinks I'm joking
>>707500832
We could all do that, but we don't because it's heretical
>>707501161
If galil rolls dubs i might post a lewd
>>707501209
He mostly wants my attention
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gpAh6bpOEM
>>707501442
im leaving this discord wheteher you want to come back or not is irreverent goodbye
>>707501440
hey whatever man I know everyone here hates me
>>707501442
Galil, I will focus my energy for you.
>>707501346
Tired and slightly rankled. Bullshit at work is causing the rankling.
>>707501442
What if I roll dubs?
>>707500988
you could give it a rest for a few weeks, get some other pictures, name them differently and be like "hey Im new, someone already claiming this how esudesu?"
>>707501716
>>707501736
I just wish people liked me d do anything at this point
They can't hurt you now,
Can't hurt you now, can't hurt you now
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to us
>>707501881
Fuck
>>707501619
>Irreverant
Adjective
showing a lack of respect for people or things that are generally taken seriously.
>>707501669
Not sure if he'll even try
>>707501734
You get....a cookie and a tail to cuddle
>>707501734
Work tends to do that.
Take a shower or bath and relax I guess.
>>707501911
Hey Ruri
>>707501202
Trying to find stuff to do. My back hurts.
>>707501952
you know what i meant I mean i hate my life its whatever ran you think i like being the most hated person everywhere i go
>>707501876
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
Can you hear me, can you hear me running?
Can you hear me running, can you hear me calling you?
>>707501876
have you tried sucking some dick?
>>707501911
Heya Ruri. Day been well?
>>707501911
>>707502245
not yet
>>707502200
You fucked up fam.
I drove all night to get to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
>>707502334
I did nothing wrong.
>>707501966
Its 10am. Been at work for 3 hours.
>>707501952
I do love cookies.
>>707501911
Welcome back. Classes today or no?
>>707502595
Ouch. Well. Power through fam.
Getting brand new pics
What have we done?
>We are the dead
What will we do?
>We are the dead
Where will we turn?
>We are the dead
Is there nothing we can do?
>We are the dead
How did it come to this?
>We are the dead
How did we go so wrong?
>We are the dead
We are the dead.
>>707502562
Wants ran lewds
ok im done Ill leave time to pack up and move out ive screwed it all once again
>>707503293
Don't come back this time
>I give Esdeath three days before he returns
>>707502595
Cookies are nice
Tell me now
Is there a man among you here?
Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?
Tell me Man, is there not one in all your ranks?
Is there not one who values courage over life?
They looked to me once
Now they turn to you
Do you understand now?
Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this?
They don't want a hero
They just want a martyr, a statue to raise
I've given everything I can
There are no heroes left in ma.
>>707503293
I still like you Esdeath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQ0K8KxtAA
>>707503425
I give him about the same.
You know what sucks? Having a ton of immunosuppressants in your system and catching a cold. That sucks.
You are in pain
Take your life, take your life with cocaine
But I am who I am, so I do what I can when I can
But I can't really do a damn thing
>>707501978
Aw, why's that?
>>707501966
Hey Tomoko.
Good to see you around. How goes it?
>>707502271
Ginko! Hi there.
It's been a boring day so far, really slower than usual, for some reason. I should probably start preparing my exams, though.
How have you been in general? I'd be glad to know that your health condition has improved.
>>707502275
Ana a meanie.
Yell at him when he comes back.
>>707502595
Howdy, Rory.
Indeed, a regularly long day as always.
Work go well?
I'm sorry for the time
You're still one of a few
I'm sorry you were mine
I'm crucified by you
And what we had was fine
And I was crying blood
Yeah life are left behind
I'm crucified by love
>>707502919
I need to get more pics sometime soon, just too lazy to commit
>>707503892
I could see how that's an issue
the suppressants probably caused it
>>707504178
Mehhhhhh
Bored. So bored.
>>707504138
It doesn't matter. Doesn't even hurt much.
>>707504178
Don't worry about it, I bet Ana is having trouble falling asleep right now thinking about you and how you didn't deserve to hear that.
>>707504520
Well okay then. I'm just playing some guitar right now.
>>707504178
>It's been a boring day so far, really slower than usual, for some reason.
That's unfortunate, although taking it slow and easy every now and then isn't a bad idea.
>I'd be glad to know that your health condition has improved.
Seems like my health condition is a recurring subject, but it's been perfectly fine. Nothing to be stressed over, anyway.
Burn the pictures from yesterday
I thought I loved you but my hate is in the way
This is the hour when I regret
Everything I promised you is not what you will get
>>707504513
Make some food.
Threads pretty slow right now
Bored out of my mind
3 hour nap today made it so I'm not tired yet
How's thread?
>>707504178
Its not going well, no. See my chat with Ran.
>>707504511
More than likely. Though Ive been using the cold and flu painkillers for the last 3 days.
Everything's gonna be just fine
Everything's gonna be ok
I'm gonna do this my way
>>707506165
Slow
Soul on fire takes you higher
We'll dance on and keep on living
Let them think they are forgiven
Soul on fire, your desire
Stay alone if they don't want you
Leave 'em all so you can live too
>>707506466
I'm noticing
You're done working? How was your day?
Bring me my machine and bring me gasoline
That is all I need
I WANNA GET HIGH ON SPEED
>>707506904
My day was pretty good, I had my Pathfinder game today and the GM quit, but I didn't really like the game anyway, he kept "sneaking" in 4chan memes and railroading us.Now we're in a new campaign run by someone else and we're attempting to become gods.
>>707505589
I was thinking about it.
Butts
So you're not ready to hold my hand
Oh man, I can understand
If we're in public then we're just friends
Oh God, I miss your hands
>>707507246
There's no reason not to, so go make something tasty, or bake a cake or something.
>>707507710
Post butt
So anyone try the horde mode in overwatch?
>>707507121
Is pathfinder like d&d?
Also what kind of memes? Was it cringy?
That sounds dope but how do you become gods?
Are you 12 people with a diary which can tell the future and have to kill each other, the Victor becomes god?
>>707507787
I liek butts
Rip me off
Take it all
Stream my soul
From the radio
Rape me good
Like you said they would
I'll be your star
Like in Hollywood
>>707508000
Pathfinder is very similar to D&D 3.5
Stuff like "Poo in loo" "Crawling in my skin" "thicc" "pepe" "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" and Filthy Frank.
It was cringy
I don't knoe yet, we'll probably kill gods and absorb their power somehow or do some trials
No we are 5 retards without diaries
>>707508056
Nice butt
Tatsuta
>>707508336
You too!
>>707508056
Booty is best
>>707508587
I see nipples.
>>707508335
Did I open up enough today?
>>707508335
>>707508410
Hi Tits
>>707508456
Thanks
>>707508587
Booty is always best!
>>707508895
Not a problem love
>>707508718
N-no you don't
>>707508895
Tats*
Kek, dumb phone
>>707508952
Implying legs aren't superior
>>707507246
>>707505659
>>707504996
>>707504885
>>707504520
Spotted the cuties
>>707509052
I like legs just as much friend
>>707509160
No u :D
>>707508336
Oh alright, but why not just play d&d then?
Kek yea that's cringy, why did he leave though?
Alright sounds exciting, what kind of character are you playing?
>Not knowing the premises of mirai Nikki
I am disappoint
>>707509052
Booty and legs go hand in hand
great legs tend to lead up to a great booty
>>707509160
You need a mirror to find the lat one
>>707508718
Yes, you did great.
Better than myself.
>>707508854
What games do you want to play?
Late claim as always
>>707508895
Hi, have you eaten?
>>707507121
That sounds like our evil campaign we have running. Aberrant Fetchling Sorceror who focuses on debuffing is a best.
>>707509397
Uh, I don't know. What do you have?
>>707509487
Tag
You're it!
Who's the least hated anon here?
>>707509635
Probably smugdere
>>707509635
Nano?
>>707503293
don't go
>>707509635
Eu
Hand-kun
OG Emi
Bunbun
>>707509635
Chen
These threads just aren't the same without Alice
>>707509990
Mi Liu
>>707509622
Tag. You're it!
This is already getting a bit redundant.
>>707509635
Eu.
I want to fuck nagisa's tight boi pussy
>>707509948
Bun bun and hand i disagree with
>>707510078
OOWWWW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>>707509160
I see how it is
>>707509358
Its different than D&D and I already know it, plus we've got all the books already
He got mad because we were bored and so we were joking around instead of being SOOPER SERIUS™
I'm playing a duergar sorcerer who wants to become the god of hedonism
I thought that was Death Note tbh, but I'm not a weeb do I only know like 10 animes
>>707509418
I had some French fries, and I'm going to make a pizza soon
>>707509484
Nyet, Grippli bard a best.Tengu knife master rogue is also pretty top tier.And anything Kobold related.
I like the small races.
>>707509635
Smug or Tsun Yun I'd say.
>>707509160
T-thanks.
>>707509948
I could argue against one of those, but it's better not to.
>>707509397
Now that's just a lie, I was quiet the whole time.
>>707510351
Made infinity more noise than me
>yuuko
A quick attempt before slumber
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>707510304
Oh shit, sorry! What did I do exactly?
>>707510907
To slumber tripsless I go
>>707509635
me
>>707510307
Truest best? Kitsune Gunslinger. Mysterious Stranger archetype. Rev up that Charisma.
We have had a few characters who have inprinted on us. Like our Dwarf rogue who thought he was an elf. Gnoll fighter who opened every conversation with pointing to a picture of a ring of 3 wishes. A Ratling gunslinger with a double hackbut who is currently trying to come up with a way to literally kill time. We make our bests.
>>707510351
I just listen anons who were either friendly to everyone or who rarely posted, unobtrusive.
>>707510907
That was poor.
>>707510304
Eu is probably the legitimately least hated anon.
>>707497583
>go be a faggot elsewhere
Is there anything more faggy than a waifu thread? You're the fucking king of the neckbeards!
>>707510307
Oh alright that makes sense, but why did you get into this and not d&d, as that's more popular
But he was the only trying to meme? Ah well good riddance
>God of hedonism
Oh my kek, that's fitting
Sounds fun
Also I was messing around, I knew you wouldn't get it
>Least hated
>Tsun yun
S-stop it you flatterer
>>707511129
Trap threads are more faggy
>>707510941
You're not allowed to use blood blades.
>>707511019
Goodnight
>>707511216
Ok. That is true.
I won't troll you guys anymore, have fun waifuing
>>707511229
I don't remember using one of those...
>>707510307
Oh damn nice. I'm gonna go to sleep as soon as the next thread is baked.
Haven't eaten anything in the last 12 hours.
>>707511354
I liked Claymore, but holy shit it got super sexual near the end. And not in a good way. In a fucked up sexual deviancy way.
>>707511060
Actually my vote of least hated anon goes to you.
>>707510638
That's not opening up, besides, you don't even know what kind of food was in the bags.
>>707512009
Thats surprising. Im talking genuinely surprising.
>>707512009
A willingness still says something.
I think i even heard a word or two in between.
>>707512009
>I'm not least hated anon
FeelsBadMan
>>707512357
Don't worry, i love you
>>707511229
Anyways, how was your day?
>>707512357
I hate you ~
>>707512616
Was interesting. Different than what i'm use to. This is my very undetailed explanation.
You find any joy at school today?
>>707512605
Thanks Ran
>>707512357
Does it really? It's a title that only a single person can carry out of a big community. It's not my intention to make everyone else feel bad.
>>707512218
Not near enough to accommodate to my accent.
>>707512191
You've been here for quite some time and I don't recall anyone ever being legit mad at you,
>>707512935
Interesting is good.
Not necessarily joyous, but I caught up with a friend I hadn't seen in a while.
~Shiro
