math sucks
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
math sucks
so do you~
dicks, that is
etc
You win
>>707422106
jizz lord. how much is this? 12+ ml?
>>707421999
nice trips.
Enjoy your future career as a gardener to a wealthy Chinese person.
>>707422137
Win my dick!
>>707422119
Everywhere I've lived Korean is more expensive than Chinese
>>707422406
would poke his butt
>>707422282
I donate all my trips to kek
>>707422546
would poke your butt
>>707422537
by a couple of dollars
>>707422621
lewd
>>707422463
You're gay though.
>>707421999
I thought that was a wizard hat on her head but it's just cat ears and shadow. Damn.
>>707422705
for ur butt
Well first took the first dab of the night so I think Imma call it quits duces and love
>>707422736
Gay for your butt.
>>707422793
super lewd!
>>707422812
peace out
>>707422631
A good plate of Galbi costs as much as Canton Duck. But it is far less intricate, and uses a cheaper meat.
>>707422890
yes your butt is
>>707422705
>>707422882
NOT
HOW
IT
WORKS
>>707423068
give it up
katia is the only one around here genuinely accepted as a girl.
>>707423068
For my penis, it does.
>>707422981
youre making me hungry
>>707422984
i have a horrible arse
>>707423192
I could go for galbi or canton duck. I've actually been craving duck for a long time.
>>707423192
I bet it looks cute. you should post it
>>707422106
Have any moar like this?
>>707423181
nice meme
>>707423191
Can't argue with that.
>>707423414
wow ok
>>707423414
Now give it a kiss.
It's felt like hours and captcha wayyyy tooo harrrd
>>707423565
Nice try.
>>707423330
frank pls im really hungry
>>707423363
it looks like shite and nu
>>707421999
You get pissy after seeing the horse, horseshoe thread?
>>707423636
Shhiiiieeet muh nigs forgot to add image my bad
>>707423749
well I'm just going to assume it looks cute till I find out otherwise
>>707423749
>>707423800
you are not forgiven
>>707423749
how to send chocolate digitally
>>707423904
take two flour sacks and drain the flour from them and thats what i have
>>707423914
why are you doing this
>>707423937
3-d printer?
>>707423915
My dubs have brought me to the path of righteousness, therefore to God. Therefore to Ken Bone
>>707424037
>>707424037
3d printer stores nearby chocolate
>>707423695
Kiss it. For America.
>>707424140
pls
>>707424195
fuck me
>>707424207
this is a grand idea
>>707424195
Your food is sending me a frequency only beings only high as I am can receive, the muchieeeessss
>>707424366
>>707424037
well I'm still going to assume cute
>>707424366
This search engine must be broken
3d printer chocolate stores nearby sweden
>>707424560
FUCKING NAMESYNC AGAIN, and I didn't even notice this time
>>707424426
you are the worst
>>707424462
noooooooo
>>707424560
oh.
>>707424560
Where in sveden are you?
>>707424725
>>707424725
where to buy chocolate 3d printers
>>707424725
yeeeeeeess
>>707424790
In Hofors
>>707424811
>>707424829
i can get one then you send the email and then it will print
>>707424878
>:C
The nights only begun boys (and girls? nah no girls) this site tries to stop me from posting with puzzles called captcha but Ken Bone is looking out for me with him nothing is impossible
>>707425010
>>707425010
Get one, get one neow, I want to gib chocolate :D
>>707425089
hot damn thats just too good right there
>>707425074
jeff pls
>>707424896
Gay, mölndal här.
>>707425225
why don't you please yourself
>>707425259
Place looks cozy as fuck, katten look at this, seriously >>707425225
>>707425224
send me lots please
>>707425303
how do i?
>>707425456
oh wow!
>>707425225
Go eat
>>707425303
Post food
Sleep time. Goodnight.
>>707425525
you got to touch your butt alot, and think gay thoughts
>>707425536
does this count?
>>707425623
nite nite snarf
iPhone 7 is giving me an existential crisis I wanna play music but I have to charge my phone why do you do this to me Ken Bone
>>707425670
Whatever torments katten
>>707425525
I will send constantly
>>707425536
oh my god
and i dont have anything to eat and its late i will get fatter
>>707425623
boiboi
>>707425670
i dont have a butt though
>>707425782
play it without headphone
>>707425456
Eh it's an okay place with the same problems there are everywhere else in Sweden. There's also a really good sushi place, there's actually 3 of them almost next to each other but i've only tried one
>>707425945
well then you have to rub the flour sacks you call an ass, and think gay thoughts
>>707426075
I guess Hofors is okay too, haven't experienced very much of it yet
>>707425916
youre my hero
>>707426167
okayyyy
>>707425945
Oh my Ken Bone! Youre a genius! May Ken Bone bless you with kush danker than mine
Well I'm going to bed. I'm up way too late.
>>707426279
i wish i had some asian food
>>707426375
i came to this
>>707426242
Oh? Did you move there recently?
>>707426265
You will recieve one full bar of chocolate every second without ever stopping :)
>>707426265
step two is to give yourself pets and pats
>>707426433
This June yeah, too bad it took all of our time for vacation, but we'll just go in the fall instead
>>707426429
Sushi? Yakisoba? Udon? Or dog?
>>707426441
dude:D
>>707426534
i tried that and i just poked my good eye
>>707426652
all of it
>>707426871
THEY'RE ALL IN THE SHAPE OF DICKS!
Heeh just kidding, did I scare you? ;)
>>707426871
you got to be more careful with your pats, just stick with pets for now
>>707426987
you spooped me a little
>>707427003
i just scratched my eye...
>>707426560
I see, i'm probably move soon as well. Either into the woods up north or ti Iceland. Anyways it's getting waytoo early for me to be awake, goodnight
>>707426871
Damn you hard! That's called the Gundam Suit Naruto Chidori No Justu ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA Goku Cory in the House Special
>>707427077
you're not very good at petting yourself are you? I'll just have to give you pets instead
>>707427018
I know what you should have as halloween decorations! Chocolate penises! :D
>>707421999
Can you call 911 for me you piece of s***
>>707421999
I just found out that the components of the partial derivatives (gradient) of a function are the direction of maximum value change and cried tears of joy. Your hate for math is a hatred of unadulterated beauty.
>>707427386
Please help me please please please please
>>707427144
im so hard
>>707427196
i'm not a smart man...
>>707427241
i can hand them out to the children
>>707427580
>amerifags mad they dont have a foreskin
>>707427278
Yo where my dogs at Doe
>>707427386
But according my calculations trips are greater than singles. So therefore your comment is utterly meaningless
>>707427573
Good idea~ That'll be a little biology lesson for them too! You're so considerate
>>707427573
there there
*pet pet
>>707427573
lewd
>>707427580
lewd ;)
>>707427722
i only think about the children
>>707427731
~~
>>707427853
not at all though
>>707427615
very mad, actually
foreskin is best
>>707427964
why even live?
>>707427917
Does raunchy work?
>>707427917
do pets make you happy?
>>707427580
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>707428029
to suck dick, duh
why dont you ever post pictures
>>707428034
i dont know what that is
>>707428078
they bring me comfort
>>707427917
Oh right I almost forgot - *HARDCORE TUMMY RUBS!!!!
>>707428171
I dont save pictures
>>707428180
you should learn how give yourself pets, I won't always be here to give them
>>707428218
you are pretty shitty
>>707428311
Tell me something I dont know
>>707428180
Basically lewd but turned down a little
>>707427580
Foreskin is filth. Not mad /b/ro, just digusted
>>707428171
Mmm I wanna clean that dick
>>707428196
use the popcorn butter as lube
>>707428277
are you leaving? dad why are you leaving?!
>>707428399
oh. right of course. i dont know why i didnt understand
>>707428171
I want you to fuck my slutty mouth
>>707428596
I'm not leaving, but sometimes I'll be giving other people pets, or myself pets, so you got to learn how to pet yourself
>>707428596
Prolly cuz it sounds like ranchy
>>707428311
Idk y but these wet dicks are kinda disgusting me rn and I'm a horn dog when I'm high
AMM you're attracting gross people. stop this.
>>707428706
y-you pet others? im not special?....
>>707428384
you are fat and gross
probably
>>707428706
Orr I could always pet him >u>
>>707428596
All the butter lube for you my kitty cat~
>>707428838
nope :^)
>>707428838
I want you to be in me
>>707428821
What if I'm gross :p
>>707428893
pics and stuff
>>707428979
Im fine
>>707428821
you get my special pets. they're just for you
>>707428862
you're too preoccupied with your fish to give him good pets
>>707428816
or i'm just a mental defector
>>707428862
i wish popcorn wasnt noisy
>>707428976
you are not
>>707427560
>>707427672
>>707429071
I'll have you two get preoccupied with my "fish"
>>707429100
I wish popcorn didn't get stuck in mouth so easily
>>707429100
You sure about that ;]
>>707429071
whoa!~
>>707429071
he will probably eat me like he does with his "friend" fish
>>707429245
you need more butter to help it slide down throat
>>707429245
that sounds lewd
>>707429282
you won't get eaten on my watch, I'll keep you safe with pets and pats
>>707429100
Never down grade yourself, you're just special :)
>>707429106
According to my calculations and my boosted math skills thanks to the chemical known as THC flowing through my body, I've come to the conclusion that this equation is irrelevant to the situation because you have singles
>>707429029
uuuuuuuuuuuuugh
get to maps yet in POE?
>>707427580
damn it looks so tasty
>>707429566
I have a level 90 ranger
What do you think?
>>707429390
These must be more butter than popcorn
>>707429427
Yes. Yes it does
>>707429427
promise?
>>707429520
they made me wear a helmet to protect my special head
>>707429631
like equal parts
>>707429606
impressive, I still havent played.
CS:GO and the new EU4 patch+dlc coming out today has me hooked
probably wont play till the next league tbh :v
>>707429717
No no, there should be so much butter you don't even notice the popcorn
>>707429717
I promise, he isn't going to stick his "fish" into you anywhere
>>707429663
well you can take your fish and stick it where the sun don't shine
>>707429717
It's too restrain your unmeasurable knowledge. Oh you lil genius you
>>707429797
Im too bad at fps to be good at csgo despire getting 3.3k in OW - which im decaying out of because im too lazy
Im wanting to die with uni work at the moment so havent been gaming much
>>707429896
Okay. Bend over
>>707429814
i like how you eat
>>707429896
im worried about his eating me not where he puts fish
>>707429928
gee thanks dad~
>>707428979
Sauce?
found the homo thread, why was it hidden behind tits?
>>707430161
well I'll make sure he doesn't eat you, and let him do whatever he wants with his fish
>>707430018
be gentle
Is Prophecy league still going?
Also, this thread is too gay.
>>707430161
The way I eat is the best. Same applies to pancakes with jam, or whatever you have on them. Too much? What the fuck does that mean?
>>707429520
Yes, but so do you. Also THC is the devil's blah blah blah. Why weaken a beautiful mind?
>>707430289
mistakes were made by someone
>>707430315
ur too gay
>>707430161
No problem son, I guess you could say you're my sun, son.
>>707430294
You want hagfish or anglerfish?
>>707429930
uni is more important, just get that shit done and you will be fine
we should play PoE together, next league. even though you are in shitstralia
>>707430401
post cleavage.
>>707430289
because katia
>>707430294
youre the best~
>>707430345
i dont put jam on my pancakes. i prefer waffles anyway
>>707430418
can i stay an extra day at your house dad?
>>707430484
hagfish. angler fish it too ugly
>>707430560
but I don't have cleavage
>>707430587
*pet pet
>>707430538
I should see if the streamer I play d3 with wants to play PoE with me or see if he hates me but yeah, maybe
I have a few other friends who also want to play together, idk
>>707430345
Hello.
Hows the biking going?
>>707430401
Yeah it was not you was it?
>>707430587
Was it katia? what a loser.
>>707430289
It was a test, you sir have passed
>>707430587
What your mom say?
>>707430587
Take whatever you put on your waffles and have it at least 4 times the amout of waffle. It'll be perfect~
>>707430652
wow I knew u hated me, dick succer
>>707430628
Fake it
>>707430670
no I never make mistakes
>>707430720
I dont hate you its just that I lived the first 14 years of my life with 200+ ping and it was cancer
Murifats dont know how cancer Australian's childhoods were with garbage ping
>>707430628
*SCHLORP!
>>707430670
The roads are too slippery as it is now, and I don't have any dubbed tires. Whatsup?
>>707430628
post cleavage
>>707430670
i think it was i dont remember
>>707430696
mum says that i can only stay at your house for the weekedn once a month
>>707430702
i am having waffles tomorrow. maybe miso soup though. im not sure. maybe both? why not
>>707430720
we hate you cause you hate on 'strayins.
>>707430759
aha i bet you do like, you did do you damn exercising today.
>>707430803
That's true, i remember playing diablo on US west at 2am in the morning so my dial up would have 220ping and not 380+
>>707430850
Oh shit that's right you got ice and snow everywhere. Go skiing instead then.
I'm 1/2 through my benching
>>707430758
fake your girl dick
>>707430850
that's lewd
>>707430985
post butt
>>707430987
I didn't. I spent the day coming back home from visiting family. also my pull up bar hasn't arrived yet
>>707430987
I remember waking up at 6am, putting a blanket on the modem while it dial'ed up so I wouldnt wake up my parents then play wc3 for 8 hours
Shit was dope
My first d2 character was named goodgy because there was a goodguys ad on tv when I made him
>>707430985
Alright then sweet child of mine, you may stay
>>707430987
I plan on doing so as soon as the snow comes. I don't get how the roads can get so slippery when there's not even any ice
Cool, keep it up
>>707430803
yeah I wouldnt play on AUS servers, so I truly understand your pain
>>707430987
aus are SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>707430985
Yes. Pour the miso soup on the waffles
>>707431099
Yes.
Jeg har ikke noe.
>>707431226
Ikke noe vad för nåt?
>>707431099
you first
>>707431130
wow dab youre the best. can we have chicken fingers for dinner?
>>707431225
this is the best idea ever
>>707431099
Didn't you order that thing over a week ago?
You should do some pushups right now then.
>>707431115
ah yeah, the modem connection sounds. i do miss them. i had a mute switch on mine so it wasn't a problem for me.
>>707431165
it's called hydroplaning.
>>707431174
You is shit, you live with more niggers then we have asiens.
>>707431300
A lot of it! A truckload literally!
>>707431383
looks very soft
>>707431300
Anything for you son daddy's weekend is gonna be lit to keep it 100 *dabs* *whips* *nae naes* I love hip hop
>>707431392
mad cus you guys are descendants of RAPISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>707431392
Ah ok, thanks!
>>707431499
Nothing is arousing.
>>707431475
wow im not that fat :c
>>707431501
dank dab~
>>707431619
oh
>>707431300
>>707431383
it just looks like hairy boobs though
>>707431392
yeah, it was supposed to come Friday, but all the other deliveries have been a day late, so I'me hoping it arrives tomorrow
>>707431692
Speaking of dabs... It's dab o' clock gotta take another dab
>>707431514
well my uncle did the stupid ancestery thingy and found that the first on my family in australia came in a settler boat and not a prison boat. so no i'm not a rapist descendant.
>>707431590
did you know when you do drive on ice the pressure melts the ice to water so that's usally why it's slippery.
>>707431732
tornado?
>>707431692
Too late! A truckload of miso soup is on its way to your house RIGHT NOW, and it's going to stand parked RIGHT in your kitchen in five minutes! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SCAM. Enjoy it ;)
>>707431786
Yah, I learned it from some video the other day as a matter of fact :P
>>707431779
damn my man you have incredible music taste I would literally suck your dick right now if I could
>>707431786
possibly, or the hurricane could be affecting it. I just hope it comes in soon
>>707431732
i like hairy. show me your hairy boobs
>>707431786
id still like you even if you were rapist
>>707431906
but its too early for breakfast
>>707432005
Don't let time be your boss, you're your own man! You can eat when the hell ever you want!
>>707431999
what did you order?
>>707432137
so i should sleep during work and stay up all night and drink soup?
>>707432005
then I want to see your cute ass
>>707432192
A pullup bar that goes in a door frame. it was supposed to arrive on friday, but there's been delays
>>707432192
You should work during sleep and drink soup when you sleep
Alright I'm done dabbing where's my boy at?
>>707431996
I never knew my taste in music could get me a blow job, I'm flattered
>>707431999
Nice repeating digits.
I guess they lost your package then, trips of the devil and such.
>>707432005
But you're just a kitty in heat, you'll let anything sex you :P
>>707431906
Cool so you know how that ice skating as a scam.
>>707432362
I shall find whoever is responsible and force them to eat dicks
>>707432262
ohh those are neat i like those.
but you have to show me your tits
>>707432296
im not sure if this is best idea or worst
>>707432317
can we have soda pop dab? mum doesnt let me have soda
>>707432362
i-i didnt say anything about sex. i just like you :C
>>707432468
I'm a genius. Trust me
>>707432468
DID SOMEBODY SAY DAB???!!??!?? *dabs* This is daddy and son's weekend my boy, we can smoke crack as long as you really want to
>>707432503
how do i eat in my sleep?
>>707432362
IT's not even showing up on the tracking website
>>707432468
taking this picture is actually surprisingly hard
>>707432699
You make it a habit to eat just before you sleep, right in bed. No matter how tired you are, keep eating until you fall asleep. You will start eating while sleeping soon enough
>>707432461
Why would you give away dicks when you can have them yourself?
>>707432468
You know you're the handful of people that openly said that to me without being prompted.
You one special kitty.
>>707432726
Shit kek has blessed you.
But i'm sure it'll come soon.
>>707421999
>>707432837
That's a good question. I'll take their and keep them as trophies
>>707432690
can i stay at your house instead of mums forvvever?
>>707432726
poor bb
>>707432817
whoa. i will start training tonight
>>707432837
:/3 i am special?
>>707433026
Don't choke! That's what I'm for ;3
>>707433026
As much as I would love that, I am a white male that identifies as a black father so this is good bye, I love you kiddo you"ll always be in my heart
>>707433108
lewd!
>>707433174
but dab....
>>707432837
if it is just the storm and long weekend, then hopefully theres an update by tomorrow
>>707431383
>>707433026
so I took the picture and I don't think it looks too bad
>>707433246
So delightfully lewd!
>>707431786
onyour uncles side maybe ;)
>>707432927
Bananders, swede lord of the stolen man bananers.
>>707433026
That pic is perfect for that response, it's like i distrubed your meal :D
<3 ya Katten.
>>707433272
Got some dumbbells?
>>707433343
My uncle is my dad's brother, who share the same parents so my uncle is on my side.
>>707433552
butt what about your moms side?
>>707433552
no, I don't have any
>>707433552
Or donate them to the penis museum of Iceland. The possibilities are endless
>>707433272
i am excite
>>707433552
<3 tigger~
hey
>>707433732
i sure love bleach
>>707433769
Huhuh oh boy
slurp
>>707433600
SHe's from south america, dad brought here over.
>>707433643
Is that a real museum?
>>707433653
*bites tail
>>707433732
Hi anon
>>707433653
now give butt
>>707433920
Yes. Seems like a fun place. Wish there were a butt museum though
on my side it was flipped the right way up. and I checked twice
>>707433920
how does it taste?
>>707433961
wow you really look like you have tits
>>707433920
*Bought her over*
>>707433961
hairy chest butt!!
Jeff if i knew you had one i'd be spooing it.
>>707433996
Then go. what's preventing you going?
>>707434100
WEM.
>>707433920
what's up man tiger
>>707434100
yeah, hairy ones
now give butt
>>707434165
the first few pictures just looked like hairy butt cheeks
>>707434165
We already have a scheduled trip to Finland
>>707433174
Quit supporting shitty artists.
sex is overrated
>>707434165
what does wem taste like?
>>707434216
i wasnt expecting you to deliver...
i dont want to post here though :c
>>707434408
Masturbation however is not
>>707434440
I need to see your cute butt wem
>>707434496
noooooooot herrrrrrrre
>>707434157
So what's your ancestry then?
>>707434172
Doing my isolation exercises now.
Whats doing with you?
>>707434216
Men are hairy you know. :)
>>707434226
Cool. you going to go hook up with the locals?
>>707434440
You ˆO_oˆ
>>707434496
+
>>707434542
Cool, im just being lazy
>>707434542
Na, will just be a quick trip there with some exploring and then back, should take about 3 days total
>>707434537
theeennnn wheeerrreeee
>>707434542
I just don't like way too much hair
>>707434542
and is it as good as you hoped?
>>707434700
where you got?
>>707434603
Well you came to the right place, but you should try some self improvement if you are lazy all the time.
>>707434664
Oh well that's not very long at all. what can you do in 3 days?
>>707434700
Yeah because then you'd be having sex with a real furry and no one wants that :P
>>707434758
Well it could be better. but you are not a naughty WEM yet so i can punish you.
>>707434874
sounds like effort, me no likey
>>707434874
does punishment produce a better taste?
>>707434874
Not sure, I've never been there. There's some huge fish market in Helskini that people keep talking about
>>707434542
German immigrants on the fathers side and irish immigrants on the mothers side
germans were door makers, irish unknown
>>707434700
oh you lost your title of being the lewdest
Who has beaten you?
>>707434955
Well don't be unhappy with the results you end up getting then.
>>707434965
Well the taste of fear i hear can be sweet.
>>707434969
SPeeaking of fish, for some reason people thing it's not meat.
>>707434994
so a potato nazi then. how amusing
