Rate my smegma accumulation
penile cancer/10
Puke myself/10
Once again proving that being uncircumcised is the better choice.
how is this even possible you motherfucker, did you fuck a banana you nasty bastard
Gorgonzola/10
>>707420153
Yours literally looks like cheese. I've always heard the term but never believed it lol. If mine starts to build up, it's just a bit here and there. Never a solid fucking wall around my dick
>>707420406
It's easy, I don't pull my foreskin back while I'm showering. When I fap and am about to cum, I catch it all in my foreskin, so it acts like a cum depository. Then I tuck it in under my boxer so it doesn't spill out.
>>707420153
I am actually impressed. It doesn't even look like you have phimosis. How did it come to this???
Almost timestamp faggot
>>707420153
Roll for op eats it
>>707420590
you nasty motherfucker i wanna beat you with a sock full of soap for fucks sake
I categorically refuse to believe this is possible. What The Fuck.
I demand someone explain what is involved and how long it takes.
>>707420793
See >>707420590
It takes about two weeks.
>>707420153
get some crackers and a knife
it's not shmeg sorry guys OP is a cheeky liar
>>707420590
So thats not just smegma, but also dried up cum...
describe the odor
>>707420777
freemasonic trips checked
>>707420153
Actually kill yourself
>>707420882
Yeah.
>>707420357
Im uncircumcised and had 0 smegma in my life. This is about personal hygene
>>707421036
this shit 100%...
EAT IT
>>707420954
that looks more like dry skin that you peeled off of the bottom of your foot and placed around your head.
that literally made me vomit, OP. You sick cunt.
>>707421221
...that's oddly specific
Thats parmesan. I can tell from the pixels
I'm telling your mum
>>707420153
>>707420954
lol, did you literally just stuff some sliced swiss cheese in your foreskin? because thats exactly what it looks like
maybe provolone
Eat it op
>>707421221
>>707421306
oddly specific but look at it, that's not fucking smegma, that's some dead skin.
>>707420590
You must smell like roses
>>707421635
It's actually parmesan, this poster is correct: >>707421342
>>707420153
Start eating it, faggot
>>707420153
Musta took a while to shove all that parmesean cheese in your folds
>>707421670
>that's not fucking smegma, that's some dead skin.
>Smegma (Greek smēgma, "soap"[1]) is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture.
>shed skin
>>707421762
It's not parmesan you dolt. It's clearly gauda.
bro you should sell your dick cheese to olive garden
>>707420947
A mix between old pee and sour dough bread.
>>707420153
Dude I am uncut too but how do you manage to do that? Do you ever clean yourself?
>>707420954
This is how we make Parmesan cheese in my household
I'm so glad I'm circumcised.
Why are uncut fags so fucking gross? Like you guys talk brag about being uncut(which I really on't get why) and you post shit like this.
>>707420153
Post pics of you eating it
looks more like you took a slice of Parmesan cheese and wrapped it around your dick
>>707422818
This has nothing to do with bein circumcised or not. Clearly, OP is an unhygienic fucker: >>707420590
>>707420954
clean it
Dont fuck a cheese you turbo mongoloid OP
>>707422881
>>707422881
>>707422881
...EAT IT @_@
>>707420153
>step 1. get a girl to agree to sex
>step 2. hook up a hidden camera in your room
>step 3. whip that bad boy out
>step 4. upload her response
>
>>707420153
You rolled some parmesan around your tip, faggot.
>>707421221
this
>>707423318
this
>>707423318
>>707421221
Is this something you faggots do or something?
OP that's candlewax.
You can literally see the fingerprints where you've moulded it.
Cancer.
How do I get rid of phimosis? I don't have a problem with smegma, but still
kill yourself you filthy kike
>>707423489
>not circumcised
>kike
Pick one
>>707423470
do you do your stretches daily?
>>707420488
Lmfao in actually loling
>>707420153
Dude wtf how the fuck do you even fucking get that! Fuck.
>>707420153
Thank god I'm circumcised, that shit is nasty as hell!
>>707420153
Wash your dick you filthy fuck
>>707420153
>>707420153
cutfag here, never experienced "smegma" in my life
i bet that smells fucking disgusting, like the shit under your toenails
>>707423542
Not really. I was never told to do anything as a child, which is probably why I got phimosis.
I read that stretching while taking a hot shower helps, but no huge improvements so far
>>707423797
Call me a braindead scumfuck bastard, but I actually like the smell of toe jam
>>707423454
Agree
>>707420590
Fuck you
>>707420153
>>707420590
>>707420954
You don't deserve to have a penis. It's a surprise your shit isn't already infected and falling off
Oh fuck this is disgusting I'm feeling sick.
Take a fucking shower you cunt
>>707420153
It looks like you tore up a slice of swiss and stuck it in there.
>>707423845
Same situation.
Luckily I don't have smegma anywhere near as bad as OP pic, but still enough to make me feel bad.
Any tips on how to make it easier to clean etc?
Dubs say you eat it
>>707420153
i hope you work in food industry and sneak this into peoples food
Literally cheese not smegma/10
Eat it faggot.
Check em.
>>707420153
>>707424247
During hot showers, try to pull the foreskin back. Don't pull too hard, obviously, but pull as far as you can without pain. At least, that's what I do. Seems to be working.
>>707421762
>>707421635
Glad I wasn't the only one that thought it looked like some sort of actual cheese.
>>707420153
>>707420590
BRRUUUUHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>707420579
Thats because it IS cheese. He has shoved sone cheese down his foreskin and is pretending it's smeg
Lmao OP you are fucking nasty dude hahahahahahahahah and you wonder why you faggots never get laid. WOW that shit is fucking gnarly.
>>707424822
kek
at least op is not as gross as
>pic related
>>707420954
that's cheese
kek
>>707420153
You should be killed.
>>707425298
I don't know man. I do the same foreskin trick he mentioned in >>707420590 about using my foreskin as a depository, and I also get quite a buildup. Not nearly as bad as OP, but his story is quite plausible.
>>707425795
loooooooooooool
>>707420153
why is everyone surprised by this? I am uncut and this is how my dick always looks no matter how much I clean it
it's common in all uncut dicks, and anyone who is uncut and acting surprised is just lying
>>707425795
>that one piss bottle that's leaking
Oh, that's nasty
>>707420153
Dick is going to rot off/10
>>707420153
dude you have some kind of fungal infection, that glands is waay too reddish,
>>707426081
its common in all uncut dicks if you don't wash every day with hot water. my dick has never seen anywhere near that much smegma if i have any its because i didnt clean myself after i masturbated the night prior.
>>707420153
I am uncircumsized and this is how my dick looks if I don't shower for one day. I will usually have these lumps of smegma in my underwear at the end of the day that smell like old rotted cheese.
>>707426081
Nigger fuck you. You're a LYING cutfag.
>>707421036
I'm uncircumcised and this shit has never happened to me. Op has AIDS
Question. I'm circumcised but work for a company where I take care of intellectually disabled people. Most male clients are circumcised... But one of the houses I work at the most is the children's home... One of the mid-teens boys is u circumcised and the female staff (college girls) neglect cleaning the white specks... How long does it take to accumulate a lot? I generally work there a few times a week... Should I wipe it clean every time (he sometimes flenches when the wipe touches the head...)
>>707426484
You should clean it orally, it feels better for them, and you get some extra protein if you go all the way.
>>707426484
The proper method to clean it is by taking it in your hands and stroking it gently, and using your tongue to lick up all the white smegma dick cheese
>>707426649
Any advice that won't make me vomit and go to jail for molestation/sexually assault of a child?
>>707426484
WTF? Did you just admit to jacking off a mentally retarded kid multiple times during a week?
>>707426839
No... When you change his diaper or when you shower him, you have to clean genitals... As with all clients. He's just unusual because he has foreskin.
>>707426431
No he tells the truth. I'm also an uncut fag and it happens to me all the time.
>>707426998
>He's just unusual because he has foreskin.
>>707426998
Just pull it back and shower it, wiping can be painful since uncut people are usually more sensitive.
So are white specks OK or do they need wiped clean?
Or should they only be wiped in the shower instead of using a cold wet wipe? (he takes 2 showers a day usually... But his genitals get wiped almost every hour because of how often he urinates)
>>707427343
Once every day is more than enough. White specks are ok, but you should look for signs for fungus. Also, do >>707427279
>>707427279
OK. Only in the shower it is... But without actually wiping, it doesn't come off... he flenches in the shower too.
I cant decide if it is swiss cheese or dried calussed skin you ripped off then stuffed in yo dick folds. #dickcheeseliar
>>707426998
> He's just unusual because he has foreskin
>cut off foreskin with scissors
problem solved
>>707427466
You can consider wiping if the buildup is bad. If he has buildup every day, however, that's a typical sign of a fungal issue.
For me, I sometimes get buildup of speck. I can either peel it off, which is slightly painful, or I can just wait. After a couple of days it just washes off with the water beam from the shower.
>>707427693
>If he has buildup every day, however, that's a typical sign of a fungal issue.
Or, of course, it could be the case that he's masturbating furiously and failing basic hygiene because he's a tard...
>>707426484
Probably just flinches because its sensitive, just gently clean with a wipe
>>707427693
He has fungal issues on his thighs and area between testicles and anus... We deal with it with zinc oxide and some other topical... But I don't put it in his foreskin or on the head
>>707427530
>>707427343
just pull on his foreskin to stretch it, and then cut off the excess skin with a pair of scissors.
He won't even feel anything as the foreskin has no nerve endings, it is just a useless piece of skin. Just think of it as cutting off a fingernail or cutting hair.
>>707427901
I guess there's a doctor or a pharmacist or a nurse or something you should ask for medical advice then, definitively not 4chan.
>>707427819
He masturbates 3-10 times a day... I'm not sure how often he actually "finishes"
>>707427916
Anyone stupid enough to listen to you deserves all the pain that they will go though.
>>707420153
Dermis on head of penis is too healthy for your smegma to be that thick, your fooling everyone with a piece of material or food item I would say.
>>707428013
It's still likely to be a fungal issue, because of >>707427901
You should ask the in-house doctor
>>707427990
We have a nurse... But she makes everything very awkward... When I asked her about discoloration of someone's penis, she said "You didn't want to take a picture of it and email it?" like we do with most questions... She said it jokingly, but still very awkward
>>707423256
So many questions
>>707428191
I would say just deal with the awkwardness, I'm almost convinced it is a fungal issue if he has buildup and needs to be cleaned multiple times during one day. I shower once a day to once every other day, depending on my schedule, and I usually just use water and minuscule amount of soap. And I fap probably 2-3 times a day too, and I rarely have buildup. To me it sounds like a fungal issue.
I'll just continue using common sense and not use wet wipes to get rid of the specks... Wait until he showers if I'm the one showering him. New to this job in general.
>>707428466
He doesn't have specks multiple times a day... Maybe just once ever or every other day... He gets cleaned every hour due to urination though.
>>707428564
Okay, sounds more normal. You can consider wiping if it doesn't come off too easily, but a little speck isn't necessarily that bad.
>>707427343
Protip: He's actually not a retard. He's just a guy who figured out how to get a girl to stroke his dick and wipe it clean every day. Smart guy.
>>707428473
I just don't believe most staff pull back the skin and wipe when cleaning like I do. But that is what we were told to do... We just weren't told anything about white specks.
>>707428657
We don't use the word retard anymore btw :)
>>707428792
Well, we do.
>>707428792
tits or gtfo, this isnt reddit
>>707420153
What the actual fuck?
>>707428830
Why's that? Using the word retard isn't something that's hard to stop doing. Especially when the topic was introduced using another term.
>>707428911
It's a dude, retard. He literally started with "I'm circumcised, I don't know how to handle an uncircumcised dick".
>>707428973
Shut up, retard.
>>707428830
The proper term is now "fucked in the head".
>>707420590
>>707420153
>>707421762
Its definitely dick cheese
>>707429022
so he's a dude that that touches other dude's dicks for a living? what a fag
>>707429063
Damn... Calling them retards are pretty low... But saying they are grouped with me... Now you're really insulting them
>>707420590
then it's not smegma, it's dried cum..
filthy uncut eurofag
>>707429172
I touch vags too... Some of them have more smegma than the uncut guy
>>707421306
>...that's oddly specific
that's because i've done it before
>>707429270
w-why?
>inb4 to post pics on 4chan and pretend that it's smegma
>>707420590
>mfw
Im a cutfag so i had no idea what smegma was until this thread. Never thought i'd be thankful for being cut.
>>707429204
>implying there's a difference
this thread
>>707425795
that's nothing i once filled 40+ bottles of piss in college, then loaded them into a suitcase and wheeled that to the bathroom and plopped it in the garbage. mfw someone thought it was a bomb and called the cops
>>707429392
>i had no idea what smegma was until this thread
Are you also 12?
It's just a fucking piece of cheese. Smegma doesn't look like that...
>>707426081
are you serious? i've gone weeks without showering and no smegma whatsoever
>>707429542
Never mind your face, I want to know what face the bomb squad made when they realised what the substance was
>>707420488
KEK
>>707429392
im a cutfag and have had girls literally vomit when they were about to give me a bj and smelled my nasty rotten dick cheese
I don't feel bad though because i know it's a totally common thing and it's not my fault im uncircumcised.
>>707420153
>>707429741
i meant to say, im an uncutfag
>>707420153
You sick fuck
>>707429803
>i meant to say, im an uncutfag
No, you didn't you shitty troll.
>>707429387
you know, i'm not really sure. just seemed like they would fit nicely.
>>707429658
they walked up and down my hall knocking on people's doors asking who it belonged to. luckily i was alpha enough to remove my nametag
>>707429387
>>707429892
It originally started as a way to make it seem bigger, but then it sort of became a fetish.
>>707429892
>>707429270
>>707421221
I've done this too
>>707429803
>oh shit my retarded brain made me type cutfag as I always do because the lack of skin on my gross dick makes me insecure against all complete males with their full un-mutilated penis, better try to cover it
>I meant to say, i am uncutfag
just kill yourself nigger you will never experience 100% of what sex has to offer, bj must feel like if they licked your palm hand
>>707420153
You should sprinkle it on a pizza and eat it.
>>707430116
>pizza
Ugh, that's gross.
>>707430023
By now it's gone so far that he started running marathons, just to get more material to practice his sick fantasies.
>>707430160
>look at me, I hate all food people love! I am so special, is like I don't belong to this planet
I bet you share "i am in the 0.001% of people that don't like pizza"
>>707430249
It's simply impossible to think of pizza without thinking of dick cheese, so it's only natural to no longer like it
>>707430116
smegma pizza time!..yeah!
>>707430249
>OH LOOK AT ME I'M A DISGUSTING AMERIFAT WHO LOVES FILTHY JUNK FOOD DRIPPING WITH FAT
inb4 italians eat pizza too
Not the way you think. Those "italian" pizzas are just American pizzas with italian sounding names and a thin crusty bottom.
>>707430249
>>707430249
I was referring to sprinkling dick cheese on food, you flaming homo. But I guess you'd love to eat that, wouldn't you?
the Jews were right to circumcise
>>707420590
kill yourself with a gun
>>707430160
kill yourself faggot
Dick cheese pizza.
>>707430683
>>707420590
Or, just start practicing proper hygiene.
First, clean up the existing situation (might require a little break in masturbation, depending on how long it takes).
From then on, instead of catching your cum in your foreskin, simply catch it in your hand and eat it (or, if you're flexible enough, shoot straight in your mouth).
Has the same advantages of not requiring extra cleanup, it's good for you, and more hygienic!
>>707430805
>broccoli on cheese crust pizza
muh healthy option
>>707430911
>eating your own cum = proper hygiene
I guess I should lick it clean as well then?
>>707426839
So this is what our Lord and savior Chin Chin does for a hobby..
>>707430936
Yeah broccoli and fine dick cheese makes good pizza.
>>707430936
wat de fok iz or problm yu dipsht
>>707431008
That would require more flexibility than most people possess :)
But yes, after your initial cleanup (and assuming some basic maintenance in the shower of course), there's nothing wrong with it
>>707431012
At least he's less of a faggot than moot.
>>707431059
My problem is that in the US, that is classified as a salad.
>>707420954
the texture looks like it was sliced with a butter knife. OP is a liar.
>>707420153
this is how the smegma is in real life
I don't have smegma but I have a fishy smell to my dick that I find hot the smell. Sounds weird but yeah
>>707426998
Do they ever get hard?
>>707431377
Why is the head black? Smegma leads to necrosis?
Also, that dick is clearly cut. Cutfags don't get smegma, or are you telling me that cutfags are huge liars?
>>707420153
>>707429477
Poor Zhu. Didn't even get to finish his pizza.
>>707431864
He can eat a smegma pizza.
>>707420153
\
dude, you got balanitis from not cleaning your dick....gonna be a while to get rid of it.
I made the right choice to get that shitskin chopped off as an adult.
>>707420590
I'm actually kind of glad your mental instability manifested this way, as it means you'll never breed. I hope you die of toxic shock from a gangrenous dick.
>>707420590
I used to do this when I was really young so i hadd to go to the doctor and i never knew i could pull my forskin so far back
fucking gross/10 well done
clearly you never ever get laid
>>707420153
You just put a slice of cheese in there
Is this some kind of fetish o just for the lolz?
>>707426839
sauce?
>>707420153
post more.
>>707421635
definitely provolone
>>707427120
was an archaic way to draw blood away from the genitals, therefore improving survival rate. now almost no kikes do it at all.
>>707425222
I went to my Dr and got some steroid cream and did stretches in the shower and just after i applied the cream. Within a month i had full retraction.
I gotta say though the most disgusting thing was that i had a life time of smegma down there.
I thought i had warts or some shit for a long time under my foreskin. After finally getting the foreskin back i found out it was a really thick and hard af piece of smegma.
Now i make sure my dick is clean at all points in time.
>>707420590
NIGGA WHAT
>>707420590
but why ?
I'm so high for this shit right now KEK this is now a tractor bread. show me your god damn tractors.
>>707435436
Google jewish herpes outbreak in new York. They still do it.
>>707436375
I like the rancid stench when I pull back my foreskin after two weeks. I also enjoy peeling off that thick layer of dried out cum / smegma.
>>707435436
>now almost no kikes do it at all.
Plenty of kikes still do it. Jewish communities all over US, but in NYC in particular, commonly have outbreaks of blood-related STDs such as herpes. 11 baby kikes died in 2014.
>>707420954
Thats peeled foot skin, man
>>707437604
>>707421221
>>707421670
>>707429270
>>707429892
>>707430023
>footskin in penis
Why is this a thing? Why do you all know about this?
>>707420153
i'll rate it 10 if you eat it
>>707420590
Oh God, that's horrifying to picture.
>>707420153
that's not smegma/10
b is dumb faggots that go stupid when thinking of slurping some other weaboos dick cheese when he shitposts on b.
what am i even doing here.
>>707420954
>>707421221
Yeah it even has print marks like toe skin. Which raises even more questions
>>707438060
I'm kind of relieved that it most likely is dead skin and not two weeks accumulation of cum and pee, but still, OP clearly is a weird fucko if he peels dead skin off his foot and wraps it around his head / tucks it into his foreskin.
>>707438226
out of the pot and into the kettle it seems
>>707420153
jesus fuck what the fuck is this
>>707420590
i fucking threw up a little in my mouth, holy shit that's disgusting
>>707420590
i hope you get an infection you nasty fuck
>>707439378
>infection
>from smegma and cum
He won't though, that shit is gross but completely natural. Anyone can get that built up if they don't wash every day.
>>707439471
nothing about op is completely natural, he's a sick fuck and he deserves death
>>707420153
>Rate my smegma accumulation
Tbh, pretty typical.
I've had much worse.
If I go 2 days without thoroughly washing all up in my flaps, I literally get a gooey discharge that smells dripping out into my drawers with a lot of cottage cheese-like chunks that stick all the skin flaps together like a gooey putty.
I know most don't like to admit this, but I would almost prefer getting the circumcision at 24 now than going through life seeing that grossed out look in a girls eyes when she sees I have an uncut penis. Removing that horrible smell would just be a bonus to it all.
You guys with cut penises are lucky.
>>707427120
That's only in ultra-orthodox communities, trust me, a boy's first blowjob from a mohel is falling out of fashion.
Orthodoxfag here reporting in.
>>707420153
king of /b/ / 10
Put me in the screenshot
>>707420153
Making /b/ Great Again
>>707420153
im not even gay and that gave me a boner. i wanna taste it
>>707420153
It looks like you...literally just stuffed sliced cheese in there.
lmao that aint smegma. Coming from a real smegma accumulator, I know some when I see some.
This faggot straight up sliced some cheese and put it under his foreskin, if that was smegma your whole head would be covered in it, frauding faggot.
>mfw stuffing footskin into your penis to troll /b/ tards is considered normal on /b/
ITT: newfags think they're in an epic thread
>>707440081
>Coming from a real smegma accumulator
Post pics + timestamp
>>707439592
>That's only in ultra-orthodox communities
Implying there are various degrees of jewry
>>707420488
trololo aka trikolore
>>707420153
It looks like you melted a candle on your dick.
Either way, impressive.
>>707431481
>>707431377
Please respond
>>707420153
Save it and make a crown with that shit.
what is this i dont even
>>707420153
Did u just cut a ring of parmesan and stick it in your foreskin?
>mfw all these cutfag americans have never seen smegma before and believe it is actual cheese
You guys should really get some proper sex ed. Smegma is completely natural. No, people with foreskin don't stick cheese into their dicks, it's a natural form of mucus.
>>707440919
But OP literally stuck a piece of parmesan in there.
>>707420153
Lel
>dickcheese
Literally cheese.
>>707440446
Crust in peace.
Kek
>>707440803
He did
>>707420153
I can almost fucking smell it
>>707443817
malware
>>707434652
FilthyFrankTV
>>707420590
What the actual fuck
>>707420153
fucking liar you just put some glue there or something
>>707420153
10/10
>>707444341
Why would anyone lie about smeg but glue their fucking penis?
>>707445727
A nice mix of old pee, sweat and severe toe jam
>>707420153
Good god that's nasty
>>707420153
>>707420153
How did you get that nice whole crust? Serious question, asking for a friend.
>EAT UP BOY
>>707420153
yuropoor/10
>>707420590
You nasty fucker
>>707420153
if singles op eats on live stream
>>707440312
Everytime I look at my cut dick I laugh that supporters of this pedophilic faith were rounded up and exterminated. Glad they didn't get graves either fuck them and their families.
>>707426081
>>707426348
>>707427061
Either convincing samefag or freaks of nature. I'm uncut and I've gone literal months without washing without a spec of smegma. How the fuck are you accumulating it so easily?
>>707446923
shhh, don't let the jews catch you speaking out against their myth!
>>707446923
I fap maybe five to six times a day and I don't wash afterwards. I just trap my cum inside the foreskin and then it naturally accumulates below the crown.
and you Europeans wonder why women don't want to suck your ugly dicks
>>707447100
Skin bridges, man.
>>707446923
>I'm uncut and I've gone literal months without washing without a spec of smegma.
>I've gone literal months without washing
UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WITHOUT ACCESS TO SOAP AND WATER THAT IS INEXCUSABLE
NIGGER PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T SPENT MONTHS LIVING WITH FULL ACCESS TO A SHOWER YET DELIBERATELY CHOSE NOT TO WASH YOUR FILTHY ASS
Fuck sake op, get a hammer and chisel into that shit. Remember wear eye protection.
Y'all fags, this is fake shit and you swallow it.
>>707447367
>swallow it
I would love to swallow that. I'm betting I would actually get a throat infection from swallowing that.
>>707447472
Its obvious cheese placed in dick.
Look at it, his dick is perfect colour and everything is looking lovely aside from that random cheese out of nowhere.
Obvious fake is obvious.
>>707420153
WHY?????
>>707447630
>his dick is lovely
Found the faggot
>>707447721
Yes, I like dicks, hence why I can tell that this is a fake. I have dick experience.
>>707447824
Touché
>>707420153
picture with timestamp or gtfo ..
Dont act like you havnt done it before
>>707426998
>Unusual because he has foreskin
>Not finding self genital mutilation unusual
The fuck is wrong with you?
Enjoy your 90% dick faggot.
Problem solved...!
>>707420153
At least you have saved some food for apocalypse. Its will be useful!
This is the average day of OP
>>707420153
Fake. Did you put chewed up sliced cheese on your dick?
>>707448348
No, I put dead skin from my foot in there.
>>707448337
Disgusting mutilated jew trash
Hope y'all niggas are ready
>>707448337
>Problem solved
>Cut my dick to peices rather than washing it like what... once a day. Kys.
>>707448690
Dude?