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Im gonna fuck with this guy on CraigsList. Dubs decides what

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Im gonna fuck with this guy on CraigsList. Dubs decides what i say. i edited out the location :P

will post results
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>>707386341

model year 2000
odometer 214

uh-huh
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>>707386702
it stands for 214k you dumb ass
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OP here. btw, i will not be sending a stranger pics of my dick, so dont even ask
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>>707386928
lets start off with weird but also sorta tame questions

"How does the interior smell?"
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send him a dick pic anyways faggot
if kek is with me checkem
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>>707387165
This. Ask if it smells of Detroit.
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>>707387165
not dubs but i will make an exception because i like it and its kinda slow rn
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>>707386928
how about you just suck me off for the car?
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>>707386928
>my dick

So send pix of someone elses
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>>707386928
Why do you want so much for an automatic, v6, decade and a half old mustang?
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What color are the airbags? If I die I want my last moments seeing the color I want
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tell him you wish is was a mustang with a v8 and manual transmission
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>>707387563
Roll
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>>707387609
Reroll
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>>707386341
How much times have you fucked your ugly sister in the back seat you hill billy fuck.
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>>707387642
Rereroll
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>>707387635
kek
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>>707387400
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>>707387716
Last one
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>>707387752
how do you feel about black people?
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>>707387752
Too good op
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Because instead of a steering wheel, there is a large vagina. You can grab this vehicle by it's pussy. Just like Trump-sama
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>>707388000
i got a fucking full house with this, wat a waste
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Let's cut to the chase, I actually wanna seduce you to get into that car and suck you big juicy throbbing cock. How much $$$ will you pay me?
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>>707388088
Fuck
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>>707388088
and dubsssss
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>>707388000
Will you lower the price if I fuck you anally on the hood?
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OP here. start rolling dubs so he doesn't fall off the hook
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>>707388199
Are you shitting me rn op do the post asking for him to suck his cock that was me ( I posted the 99 post)
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>>707388279
Roll
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>>707388279
Rolling this
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>>707388279
Rerollinggggg
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>>707388110
Roll
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All I have is a dildo and $6.50
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>>707388451
Reroll
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ask him how many kilometers are on it
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>>707386341
I'll give you a usb drive full of cp for your vehicle.
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>>707388495
Rereroll
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Dude I'll give you a rimjob if you take $600 off ;)
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>>707388568
Last one
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I bet you fuck niggers FUCKING FAGGOT REEEEEE
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>>707388638
Not
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Your car looks like poo poo and I would not have sex with it
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>>707388680
Rollin
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>>707388279
Roll
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>>707388730
Again
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>>707388000

You from mars too bro?
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I'll buy it for $2000
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>>707388789
And again
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Will the car pass forensic testing? Have you murdered anybody inside of it?
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>>707388110
Roll (different anon here)
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i want to know when the last time the muffler bearing (inner and outter) were last replaced, and if you changed the blinker fluid with conventional or synthetic fluid
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>>707388834
Another
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Rub me down in that mustang baby
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>>707388851
Roll
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Is your car nigger proof? My last one was robbed by Tyrone
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>>707388834
Another one
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You ever fuck the car?
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>>707388913
Roll
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>>707388859
roll
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>>707388913
Rerollinngggg
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I'm black, wanna meet me in an alley nigga?
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>>707388913
Fuvking roll
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>>707388959
Pls dubs
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>>707388969
Roll
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>>707388000
Is it your car or your uncles car?
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>>707389047
Gimme the dubs b0ss
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>>707388913
Rr
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>>707389087
rolll
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roll, Tell me, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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>>707388845
This
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>>707389093
Pussi pls
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Niggers
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Take me out for a test drive. We'll go down to the mall and try out some guns
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>>707388913
Roll
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>>707389087
dubs boiz
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"If i pay extra can i luv in ya mouth?"
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>>707389129

Reeeeeeee roll
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>>707389177

dammit man
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>>707389164
HAHA fucking rolling for this
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>>707388000
"Does the trunk have enough room for large objects... say, 2 dead hookers?"
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Will the trunk fit my fedoras ?
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>>707389148
Dubs get now
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>>707389177

What a waste
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>>707389222
>>707389177

We both fucked up huh?
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>>707388279
Rolling for this
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Do you always drive fords, or were you born gay?
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"Can it be modified to run on jenkem?"
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>>707389177
Unfortunate winrar
If dubs ask "is it gay if your only put the tip into the tailpipe?"
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God damn it I got dubs twice send this OP

"Take me out for a test drive. We'll go down to the mall and try out some guns"
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>>707389288

ARE YOU FUCKING SEROUS?!?!
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>>707389299
>Is it your car or your uncles car?
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since youre driving an automatic, i assume youre a female? I will give you $200 for a handjob. deal?
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>>707389299
Fuck yes
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>>707389400
God fuckigg damnit
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>>707389400

NAH I'M DONE, THIS SHIT IS SURREAL NOW
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>>707389388

Fucking finally.
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>>707389299
This is better. Go with it
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ive 800 and a cheap hore bj deal?
im the cheap hore
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So you enjoy being a piece a shit? Your parent must be proud for raising such a waste of resources.
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>>707389299
Yes
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>>707389388
>Take me out for a test drive. We'll go down to the mall and try out some guns
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>>707388556
RAWL
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>>707389499
This
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>>707389548

Aww shit nigga.
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>>707388556
Fuck. THIS, DO IT
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And I can stick the gun over my peepol and pull the trigger
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>>707388556
Rolling for this.
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>>707389499
winrar
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>>707389507

Say the guy talking to him on an anonymous image board, trying to impress/win the approval of strangers....
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>>707388556
DO THIS ONE, FAGGOT.
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>>707387752
Alabamafag eh?
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>>707388556
This. Roll
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:(
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"baby girl you know i'm do dat!'
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::...::
:::::::
:: ::
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>>707388556
Aw shit nigga!
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>>707388556
DO IT, JUST DO IT!
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>>707389828
crap
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So, whose going to text him next?
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>>707389548
His phone number is on the top of the screen


You know what do do /b/
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>>707386341
>I edited out the location
>area code 251
>I didn't edit out the entire phone number
>how long before OP is doxxed
Enjoy the 100 pizzas, OP
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>>707389828
Send 10 beasteality photos at a time.
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>>707388556
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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>>707389906
i love it. come on niggers
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>>707389548
You've ruined this thread fag
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>>707389828
I see how it is. You fuck me in the ass; I can't even walk nornal and now you're too good for me.
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HIS PHONE NUMBER IS ON TOP OF THE SCREEN


LETS GO BOYS THIS IS NOW A AMBUSH THREAD
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>>707389828

"You're cool."

Fucking hell, pass the space raiders i need to go down to the corner shop in my total 90's to get some Sunny D so i can watch the fresh Prince.
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>>707389828
Kek
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>>707390060
Deploying
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"Because I have PTSD with my uncle"
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OP here, god speed fellas. God speed.
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>>707389909

THIS
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>>707390150
kek
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>>707390124
Send results dude
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>>707390150
Can you just send him a bunch of beastiality photos? It's Alabama he'll get a hard on
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OP here. i turn over all efforts of fucking with this guy to >>707390124 he is the OP now. he is the faggot.
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>>707390150

IT BEGINS
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Raid his number, post results guys. His phone number is on top of screen
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>>707386833
Winrar!!!

Do it, OP
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>>707390352
years late, kid
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>>707390281

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, I AM DE CAPTAIN NOW
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ho ho ho you got him so good OP I bet he's so pissed
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>>707390352
>being this new
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>>707390473
>>being this new
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Well that was pretty fucken lame op is a faggot
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>>707390206
FUCK IT
>doing it live
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>>707390432
I will give you free internets if you text him and post results
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>>707390521
>>>being this new
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>>707390611
>>>>being this new
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if the mustang is still available will you accept target gift cards as payment? i have $1100 on one, $950 on another, $600 on another, $160 on another, and $55 on another. will you take these as payment?
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>>707390611
>>>>being this attached to a stupid newfag feud
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>>707390611

Check'd

Also

>>>>Being this new
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>>707390683
>>>>>being this new
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>>707390732
You're late
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I agree with seller, youre dumbass
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>>707390766

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sage
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>>707390843
im not
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kek
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V6 Automatic? so a Focus??
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>>707390766
>>>>>being this attached to a stupid newfag feud
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>>707390909
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><
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>>707390150
>le 4chan xdd
kill yourself and go back to legag faggot
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>>707390348
>Raid his number

Nah, just ask politely for the phone number of the last asshole who was fucking with him. Bet he'll provide it gladly.
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>>707386928
>posting number for ad
you done goofed
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Why the fuck hasn't OP been doxxed yet? Jesus christ you faggots, this thread is shit. You should all be ashamed of yourselves and should go back to jacking off tho traps and furry threads.
>inb4 being this new
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http://auburn.craigslist.org/cto/5822642166.html
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>>707391255

>Can't INB4
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>>707391396
>http://auburn.craigslist.org/cto/5822642166.html
*slow claps*
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>>707391415
>being this new
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>>707391780
>>being this new
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>>707391780

>Summer
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>>707392055
>>Summer
>Already autisember
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>>707391415
>>707391780
>>707392015
>>707392055
>>707391255
>falling for this b8
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>>707392231
>being bait8
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>>707391159
This
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>>707386341
Why not mess with the people in personals? Doesn't that make more sense?
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>>707392296
wasn't gonna reply but
lel this is good
>bait8
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