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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Tatsuta claim
First Nep!
>>707380029 (slavbro)
Heh sorry then. I will ask him to send the nuke into space. It was already heading your way.
>>707380291
Sleep tight panty queen.
>>707380459
Ugh, wrong link.
>>707379721
Never mind!
>Hamakaze claimed
I fucking hate asking microsoft to refund a game. They make you jump through so many fucking hoops :^)
Arisu Claimu.
>>707380395
PlayStation
>>707380423
Wew, close one
Have you ever seen the Russian military in real life before?
>>707380115
If you already know it then yeah that's a valid reason.
>>707380275
But Luka
>>707380734
Butt Licka
How was I supposed to know that not eating gave people headaches.
>>707380499
You've been ignoring me, why?
>>707380530
Consider me confused
>>707380562
>>707379358
Agreed.
>>707379512
That it has. Sucks to hear, a real bummer, especially in this day and age. No chance for repairs eh? Hopefully you can fine one quick, and satisfying to your needs.
>>707379721
>>707380486
Wonderful! Make those gains plentiful for the lost time.
I might have bronchitis~.
>>707380603
Hello Alice
>>707380816
Have I?
>>707380728
I will just say that I did not want to go there so I flew to Egypt and now live here till I'm 27 or something close. Have to escape the military. That shit is crazy and with all that shit brewing in Ukraine.. nah thx I rather work as a barman.
>>707380833
It's fine :^)
>>707380794
5 hours of doing things and not eating is enough to make me nauseous. High metabolism is a bitch.
>>707380734
She's cute, but she's not 01.
>>707380774
Im okay with that
>>707381003
Yes, yes you have.
>>707381111
Checked
>>707381111
Nice quads.
>>707380909
Gonna even start some boxing again with my Dad as coach
Gonna be fun
>bronchitis~
Best operative won't be in the field then
Too dangerous :^)
>>707381111
I'm guessing you have me confused for another another anon or I simply have a shit memory
>obligatory check
>>707380794
Why not eat?
continuing with the gospel of Haruhi
>>707381003
You always seem to be on these threads. Have you not something better to do?
Hello to you as well!
>>707381187
>>707381216
>>707381310
Thanks now show me your booties
>>707380794
It is funny because I am having a terrible headache right now because I did not eat shit today except that pizza.
>>707380395
Heyyo
>>707381310
Oh hey :3
>>707380977
Those digits ^^ Spooky
>>707381178
Well, sorry for apparently ignoring you
>>707381628
No. I really don't.
How are you doing tonight?
Claiming best girl
Why does gold 5 have worse players than silver 1 or silver 2?
>>707381422
>>707381573
I acutally got sad that you're not OG haruhi. If anything i hope he's okay. New to thread i see. What's up?
Claiming jessi.
>>707381758
Aww, that's unfortunate.
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I'm doing just peachy. Looking forward to cooking later tonight.
hinata-senpaii claimed
>>707381695
hi mumei, how are you?
>>707381937
The cuteness what is this from?
>>707381977
Spooky digits returnnnn..
Hey Smug :)
>>707382125
That's a really cute picture of her!
>saved
>>707382148
Hey nonon :p
Claming the birthday girl Jinx.
Hey guys. Long time no see.
>>707380275
Wheres your comment on minimalism?
>>707382056
Is it time for another episode of Cooking with Alice?
>>707382421
>Deadpool
>>707382148
Saya no Uta. Short but very good visual novel.
>>707382125
Pretty good my old best friend is coming back into town so I might move in with him temporarily. What bout you anything notable this fine day?
>>707381651
Only because you got those quads...
>>707380794
I've told you this! WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>707382538
That's amazing news. I didn't do anything with my day off, going back to work tomorrow
>>707382215
ty
>>707381977
yeah this is my first time on one of these threads. I'm guessing it has been a while since the other one posted? I'm rewatching Ouran High School Host Club, only 3 episodes left :/
>>707380794
Eat already! Drink some water!
>>707381310
Will this be a reoccurring thing? If so, sweet man. Sounds like a good time.
>Too dangerous :^)
I've been through worse Boss, let me at em. :^)
>>707381651
Yeah here.
>>707381651
Hey, that's kinda lewd
>>707381695
Hello there, person I forgot their name but often see in thread
How goes?
>>707382421
On the menu is grilled chicken mixed with lovely spices and marinated in beer. I'm trying something new today. On the cooking with Alice thing, someone else does that, not me. :<
>>707382357
Could use some nonon righhht about now.
How was your day smuggler. I'm still torn on the new posting material.. D:
>>707382524
I'll check it out I'm hoping to get some Junji Ito here soon, is it a horror?
Unrelated note $uicide Boys are coming to my town november
>>707382394
Long gone, but not forgotten it seems.
>>707382887
It has. Last i heard was him selling drugs since he does it for a living. Notba word since then. Sorry i got excited about you. But welcome to the thread! Im shinoa but a lot of anons call me smug. Never seen ouran before and this your 2nd time watching it?
>>707382563
>>707382980
Thank you!
>>707382994
It's okay to be lewd sometimes
>>707383580
>>707383143
Or kurumi. I liked you as kurumi. Its been well. Did studies here and there. If you swtich, can you tell me who so i wont forget you?
>>707383316
Digi-sword
>>707383437
ah makes sense. I watched it for the first time with my girlfriend freshman year of college a few years ago. I saw it was on netflix and decided to give it another go. I guess you can call my Church
>>707382978
We plan on at least do it every weekend, he's busy with work during the week
Couldn't ask for a better father tbh
Too dangerous for them :^)
>>707383504
But is now a good time?
>>707382563
DDs.
>>707383504
Ye
>>707383880
On the best DD
>>707383856
Now is the perfect time!
Adult Neptune poster here, going to bed, night everyone!
>>707384053
>On the best DD
>>707383788
Smuggaroni
so many cute waifus how do i compete
>>707383136
That's okay. You're the only Alice I know, so it kind of works
>>707383856
>About to Lewd.jpg
>>707384112
Goodnight Neptune.
>>707384112
Goodnight!
>>707384112
Bye
>>707384053
My DDs of course
>>707383504
>It's okay to be lewd sometimes
Homura is not for lewding tho, take good care of her anon.
>>707384164
Cute pantsu.
>Holo is best waifu
evening
>>707383838
Sweet and watching it for nostalgia? Why go by church?
>>707384112
Night
>>707384170
How goes it now?
>>707384530
Is this og tatsuta?
>>707384149
Dont be mad~
>>707384530
QnQ
>>707384919
It goes, my friends and I are playing some LoL at the moment, you?
>>707384102
C'mon now
>>707384221
She's just sneezing
>>707384981
I'm best DD, an independent one that still has freedom~
>>707385183
Rolling for little DD
I have a pen.
>>707384845
Who's this cutey i see?
>>707385064
Bit sad that i thought a friend who i haven't talked in months came back to thread :/
Im fine though and still full of caffine .-.
>>707385279
Rolling for the big DD
>>707385335
Aww, I know that feel...
>>707383856
It'll become a routine thing so that'll be nice, having it be sporadic would suck. May it all go well.
Come on Boss. I'll take back everything we've lost :^).
>>707385183
>>707384981
If you're gonna fuck I'll have to supervise it
Incase Amatsu tries to save you. Amatsu is gonna be my sex slave next~
>Captcha: street toilet
>>707384589
I will anon.
>>707384919
pretty much yeah, and it is a reference to RvB. for the last 11 or so years most of my online usernames have been related to Church, usually using YouKilledChurch
>>707385441
Rerolling
>>707385598
Rolling for my freedom
>>707385724
Someone lewd this just for giggles.
>>707385183
Pardon?
Vagina
>>707385867
That was a sad image I chose for my wife.
>>707383143
Yeah, it's a horror VN
>>707385867
Pls no
>>707385467
Im sure He'll get Internet back
>>707385845
Lmao a RvB fan huh? I never really got into it but know meta and tex are badasses. And dont lewd your waifu
>>707384221
Same applies to you, In a way. I've never really seen your character before this thread, which peaks my curiosity. What do you like about her, if I may ask?
>>707385971
Your face
>>707385499
Yeah, and those counts as quality time spent, right?
>GIVE IT BACK, IT WAS OURS
>>707385598
So you like to watch then? :^)
>too bad for you, nothing will happen
>>707385851
Reroll
>>707386257
He has internet, just never posts here ;_;
Super roll
>>707385441
Rolling for the discount megumeme
>>707385851
Rolling to be my eternal slave
>>707386424
So rude, can't we be freinds?
Roll for something.
>>707386257
whoops, didn't realize it was against the rules
>>707386660
I'm alright with being acquaintances.
Time to take my leave, goodbye
>>707386785
Good! Give me your address.
>>707386542
Aw! How else do you guys communicate?
>>707386782
Learn them quickly and get to know others here. Its a lot like a smal community
>>707386859
See you later friend.
>>707386859
Have a goodnight ama
>>707386907
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Bring guns plz
>>707386925
Telegram and steam
>are we tallking about sinon or milinda?
>>707387053
Isn't that where the head of ISIS lives?
Well i fell asleep on my keyboard already.
It's 4am
Claiming Stella and going to sleep.
Good night~
>>707387235
No. Just his head.
>>707387336
night
>>707386482
>>707386859
That it does. Always pleasant to have, time goes by quick. See ya around, Boss.
>>707387336
Night bb. Cya in other threads.
>>707387190
Thought you meant sinon. But i havent heard from him either. Hope he's okay
>>707387336
Night
>>707387647
Shouldn't you also be sleeping?
>>707387235
No, he doesn't lead it. He was just the founder.
>>707387336
Goodnight again.
>>707387760
I should. But I have no sense of time. Plus weekend.
>>707386482
Rolling
>>707386592
Rolling to never be owned again by anyone
>>707387977
Well you got dubs. Happy now?
>>707387760
But yeah, we 3 have telegram but only myself and sinon really talk
>>707386350
I like how relatable she is. If not for the fact that she turns into a giant rabbit, she's like a female version of me
Rolling for stuff.
>>707387970
Go to sleep anyways
>>707388312
I talk to anyone if they add me or i add them. I dont like losing people i call friends. It sucks
>>707387977
Rolling to always own you~
>>707388620
But I really do not want to.
>>707385335
Stocking Anarchy, from Panty & Stocking. That's just a fanart though
fell asleep but awake now
Asuka is mine
>>707388797
This is a late reply heh.
>>707388873
Sorry then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oF9NeU8MYc
Reminisce with me
>>707388620
I would slap that smile tbh
>>707388620
Same, I wonder if they'd be cool with me giving you their telegram names.
>>707389396
I'd show Tomoko my dick. And let her touch it.
>>707388797
>>707388873
Wrong anon. Sorry and its fine dude
>>707388755
Sleep is good for You
>>707389396
A lot of people do
>>707389533
I really haven't talked with sinon but its best to asked them first
QOTT: What would you waifu's favourite kind of pizza be?
Alice would like meat pizza. Minus the dough and the sauce if possible
>>707390827
Now that you mention it, I don't think there has been a single mention of pizza in the entire WataMote series.
Let's just go with basic supreme. Veggies and Meat.
>>707390827
So just cheesy meat?
>I think Rem would like pineapple and ham
>>707390827
Any pizza that has leek in it.
>>707390827
As long as it's tasty, she'll be fine with it
>>707390934
I love supreme pizza. There's something satisfying about the mix
>>707390964
Hmmm... Minus the cheese to probably. She loves meat
>Reminder that pineapple on a pizza is heresy
>>707391135
I'm not familiar with any kinds of pizza that include leek. Maybe just chop some up and sprinkle them on top of another type
>>707390827
Cheese pizza of course :^)
>>707390964
>hawaiian
Disappointed
>>707391401
Ah, not a picky eater, the smugdere?
>>707391476
>:^)
I'm not sure how to take this
>>707391856
It's really hard to pinpoint what she likes. There's also the only where she eats from a can and rice
>smug
Someone bake next, kinda busy here.
>Miku
