REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
I call bullshit but I can help to reply because I am shallow.
Well technically she isn't my gf..would be nice i think.
give me love please.
Oooh really... I'll believe it when I see it
You don't even know where she lives
I went out with a grill for a few drinks after work last week and she repelled my advances all night. We went back to mine for a few more and l thought I'd give it one more bash and again nothing so I said i wouldn't try again we put on a movie and chatted until she started dozing off I said I was really lonely and she cuddled into me and hugged me and spentthe night i was so confused.
So she wanted to go out a few days later and again i tried it on again and was shot down again so never tried the test of the night. Then i was talking her home in a taxi and she grabbed my hand and made me finger her in the back of the taxi. Got to hers and said I couldn't come. But since then she has been distant and short. Wtf went wrong? Did she just take pity on me?
Hey /b/ how long has it been since you've had a gf?
15 years here
well I cant be missing out on opportunities
shit I actually forgot
Ik it's not true, I'm too much of a betacuck and no girl will voluntarily talk to me. But I can hope
In your dreams faggot
No not a set many pictures over years
>In your dreams
Oh yea you're right..