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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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no
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how tho ;-;
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PayPal :[email protected]
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>>707379422
pls work
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>>707379422
Cool
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>>707379422
PLEASE WORK I AM SO LONELY
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I shouldn't reply. My wife won't like it.
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>>707379422
Pls OP
>>707379757
Why the fuck u posted ur paypal
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preparing for nothing to happen
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okay
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sure
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plox work
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Gimmeh
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give me
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please
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Loser's....secretly hoping this happens for me
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Lol right you funny
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>>707379422
pls
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I know it is fake but I can't take a chance.
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I have posted in these threads many times but I still don't have a gf.
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Plox
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bullshit
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i think that i don't need one
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>>707379422

What makes you think I want one? Go ahead an try.
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I will take 2
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Pls work
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Get shwifty.
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>>707379422
COME ONE PLEASE I TURN 19 SOON THIS IS PATHETIC
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please
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>>707379422
k
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>>707379422
Faggot
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>>707379422
No
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No
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>>707379422
please.
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>>707379422
sure y not
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I'm pooping
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>>707379422
Checked
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plzzzzz
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.
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rolling just in case
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>>707380277
COME ONE, COME ALL
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>>707379422
But I already have a gf
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help
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Sur why the fuck not .............jigga boo in the wood pile
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>>707379422
Why not, I'm a lonely faggot
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>>707379422
Bullshit
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>>707379422
pls
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>707379422
What happens to the fagatrons who don't want a girlfriend but someone with a dick?
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>>707379422
wizard no more GET!
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>>707379422
pls workerino
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>>707379422
You goddamn liar.
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pwease ^-^ even dubs!
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>>707379422
THANKS OP
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PLEASE
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Already have one fag
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>>707379422

Yay.
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Please kek grant me one
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pls ;(
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>>707380631
What the fuck kind of crack do you snort?
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>>707379799
What a qt.
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yes
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>>707379422
kay
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>>707379422
I call bullshit but I can help to reply because I am shallow.
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Please in lonely
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..
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Well technically she isn't my gf..would be nice i think.
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she better be fine my nigga
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>>707379422
Pfft i wish.
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>>707379422
Dubs are always trustworthy
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>>707379422
prove it
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k
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hope so
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>>707380817
This
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>>707379422
But I have a girlfriend now?
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ok lol
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Boop
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New gf powers, activate!
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>>707379422
Anyone els think that lady gaga is one of the biggest butterfaces ever?
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Sorry but i am asexual, genderfluid fuck lisa in the pussy and eat Bart's intestines
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>>707379422
Im alreadt in deep, maybe this is the luck i need?
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Y tho
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>>707379422
please god
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>>707379422
it's not gonna work but whatever...
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>>707379422
this is how desperate i am
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>>707379422
Why not
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I'd like a girlfriend.
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d'accord
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ok
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Just to spite you I'm not gonna reply
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>>707379422
yo pls & make it a cute one <3
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>>707379422
oh god please
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Ok
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>>707379422
ill be a good person if this happens
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>>707379422
Well tomorrow is our 2nd date. That would be nice
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Kill yourself
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>>707379422
pls
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>>707379422
doubt it
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please can i keep the one i have
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>>707379422
haha yeah right.
but, ya know...just in case.
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>>707379422
pls
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Sure hope my wife doesn't find out....
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>>707379422
I'm a wizard so why not ?
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How do I get cancer
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a-are you sure?
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>>707379422
Why not

Also checked
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>>707379422
yay im so happpy
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>>707379422
>>707379422
D'accorfd
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>>707379422
>tfw no gf
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Just kill me already
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>>707379422
pls
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Hi Andrea Im waiting for tomorrow <3
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>>707379422
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Sure, why not.
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Soon TM
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but i've already done this and it didn't work last time
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>>707379422

Can't have more not gf, why not?
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A roll of the dice...
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>>707379422
Could be nice.
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give me love please.
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>>707379422
if I already have one will I get another one?
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>>707379422
Lies
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>>707379422
no my goal is to remain a virgin
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>>707380848
cringed, get mental help
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>>707379422
Will she have a feminine penis?
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>>707379422
jesus christ
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why the fuck not
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Pls
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>>707379422
Thanks anon
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>>707379422
sure
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>>707379422
ok
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Kill niggers
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>>707379422
cause why the fuck not
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why not
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>>707379422
Yeah, sure, why not.
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nice
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I want to believe
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>>707379422
might as well. thatd be fuckin awesome
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>>707379422
Please gib succ
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>>707379422
I am a lonely fedora wearing fag
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>>707379422
oh god pls halp
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fuck itttt
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>>707379422
pls her
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I don't believe you
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>>707379422
ill take 3 pls
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Oooh really... I'll believe it when I see it
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>>707379422
rollin
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>>707379422
Worth a fucking shot
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why not
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LUL
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You guys are faggots, sage goes in every field
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>>707379422
Why tf not
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>>707381981
No, that's mine
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Already have a GF fags
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I wish
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>>707379422
worth a shot
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No harm in trying
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lol this won't work faggot
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>>707382187
Nah fugg right off!
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>>707379422
drowzee can't be asleep
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Why not
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well, why the hell not.
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please
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>>707379422
10 year countdown till I tap into the arcane arts
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One can dream...
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ok
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>>707379422
Ok
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Shitpost
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ok
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>>707379422
Yay
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>>707379422
ok
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>>707381683
Its called bdsm you beta cuck.
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>>707379422
Halp this didn't work last time
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>>707382343
You don't even know where she lives
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y not
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>>707379422
highly unlikely...
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>>707379422
Testing
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I wish
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>>707379422
k
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If this doesn't work I'm going to kill myself
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>>707379866
I went out with a grill for a few drinks after work last week and she repelled my advances all night. We went back to mine for a few more and l thought I'd give it one more bash and again nothing so I said i wouldn't try again we put on a movie and chatted until she started dozing off I said I was really lonely and she cuddled into me and hugged me and spentthe night i was so confused.

So she wanted to go out a few days later and again i tried it on again and was shot down again so never tried the test of the night. Then i was talking her home in a taxi and she grabbed my hand and made me finger her in the back of the taxi. Got to hers and said I couldn't come. But since then she has been distant and short. Wtf went wrong? Did she just take pity on me?
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yes pls
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please
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Kys nigger
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>>707379422
Ok
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Eh
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>>707379422
not gon happn
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Might as well
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>>707379422
plez
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>>707379422
Well.. we have been spending a lot of time together lately...
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>>707379422
meme
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Pfft I wish
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>>707379422
Gg
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Hey /b/ how long has it been since you've had a gf?

15 years here

kill me
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nothin to lose
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>>707379422
gimme cums
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well I cant be missing out on opportunities
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>>707379422
yea.
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>>707379422
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PLEASE COME TRUE. I'M SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT I'M REPLYING TO A MEANINGLESS POST ON FUCKING 4CHAN IN HOPES THAT I'LL GET ONE.
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>>707383009
6 months tomorrow since I've been dumped
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I'd rather not, they're too much work
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Please god
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y not
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Only of quality or I don't want.
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>>707379422
what the hell is that picture
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>>707382673
shit I actually forgot
Nevermind.Still mine
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>201 replies
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>>707379422
SENPAI NOTICE MEEEEEEE!!!!!
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ok
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>>707379422
fuckin sure
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I don't even plan to go out tomorrow. This will be a very powerful witchcraft.
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Plz
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>>707383287
Yeah I guess we're a lonely bunch of sadacts

Anyone want to get in the pile?
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>>707382673
>>707383282
who is this?
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>>707380976
darn
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>>707379422
K man
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>>707381981
Looks a lot like my aunt, well when she was younger

Despite my time spent here on /b/ and all the incest threads I've fapped to, this fact actually turns me off
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>>707379422
k
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*rolls d20*
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bet
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>>707379422
Ha, I'm immune
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Let's see
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>>707382790
>Did she just take pity on me?
Yes
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>>707379422
better not lie op
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nigger
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Come on baby
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>>707383493
eliza/Ciara
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Fucks it, replies.
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Pls
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Let's go hostess from papallanos
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Pls
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Ik it's not true, I'm too much of a betacuck and no girl will voluntarily talk to me. But I can hope
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>>707379422
Kek
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0.00000001% chance this might work? good enough for me
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kek
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Please god
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fuck it
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>>707383718
You got her set or something?
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Ravioli ravioli, don't be fakeoli
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>>707382673
u just posted her fb profile
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ait
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>>707383282
In your dreams faggot
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>>707379422
Sender her plox to:
Annon J. Annon
11 My Mom's Basment Blvd
Any Town USA 23030
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Pls
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>>707379422
Without penis please.
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>>707379422
NICE DUBS BRUH
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>>707383919
>set
No not a set many pictures over years
>>707384012
>In your dreams
Oh yea you're right..
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I call
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