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These two clowns?

America, you're a fucking joke. You get that, right? Literally every other country thinks you're a fucking joke at this point.
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>>707358088
The only problem with that is literally none of yall can whoop us
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I love American girls
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Dumbass American in this thread thinking they are the shit , Russia or China can easily fucking annihilate you cucks
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Honestly Americans are scared to realise how much they're hated. And they compensate by acting even more cunty, therefore ever more hated. /irony
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>>707358088
Are we supposed to think your country is better?
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>>707358735
>Oppression of athiests
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>>707359488

You absolute cuck. You're literally saying your country is better than the thousands of other countries I could be from?

How's that healthcare, education, economic gap thing goin for ya?
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>>707359643
>thousands of countries
Most likely a country without geography class.
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>his country doesn't even have an aircraft carrier

pathetic
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>>707359643
>How's that healthcare, education, economic gap thing goin for ya?
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>>707359746
Rekt and keked
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>>707359746
probably american then
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>>707358088
Eurocuck you realize America hasn't respected you neutered pussies since the US was founded right? Crawl back to your worthless shithole and cry about the next "U.N. decided election" and tell yourself atleast it's not trump or Hillary
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>>707359643
You seem afraid of even acknowledging what shit-tier American satellite you call home.
>thousands of other countries
Sacre Bleu!
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>>707359643
>>707359997
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ITT: Butthurt Euro.
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OP, new screensaver for you.
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>>707358088
Murikans, definitely not the brightest bunch on this crazy planet.
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>>707358088
This nation has been a joke since we elected the Nigger in Chief in 2008
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>>707360469
Wrong type of plug for North American AC power, you fucking idiot.
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>>707360469
You must be a retarded European faggot
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>>707360183
Sorry eurofag, did I strike a nerve?
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>>707360692
this, honestly
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>>707360901

I'd respond but it's pretty likely a fellow American will shoot you at some point, cause FIRST AMENDMENT HUR DURR
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Americans may disagree on trump / hillary but we're all in agreement that euros suck.
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>>707358088
>Hillary Clinton
>Clown
She's one of the most progressive Democrats that have ever been nominated, she's the first woman to have been nominated, she grew up dirt poor and made her own fortune through getting shit done, she's the only one that can stop a Trump presidency
>inb4 johnson
He's third party and a moron. He had and no chance and made it worse
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>>707358088

As an American it is very difficult to be proud. I respect myself over these two. It would be very nice to press the proverbial "reset button".
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>>707358088
>my politicians are so much more respectable
just die, nobody gives a fuck about your inconsequential bullshit government
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>>707358735
Still more free than Russia
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>>707358088
I KNOW! WE KNOW! YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP BRINGING IT UP.
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coming on here seeing how many of you fuckin faggots post your girls online , do cock tributes and all this other disgusting shit then turn around and see all these posts about girl problems, no kidding you do fuck heads , so yeah , America can burn , also i find it so cute all these comments about totally destroying another country , calm down general goof , sound like every other idiot before he gets knocked out, beaking off , every time i run low on hatred for all you fucking dogs i come on here and remind myself why human life is worthless.
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go post on eurochan
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>>707359627
It's fucking shameful

Just tell some kids you don't believe in Jesus and watch their heads explode.
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>>707361652

Why are these in English and not Cyrillic?
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>>707359324
It's people like this that make me wish the US had the same mentality as the Romans and other older world powers. Because if the US did, they would've annihilated any hint of opposition and taken over the world. Btw, it's ok that you and others hate us. Jealousy is a real thing. Also, lolz at the retard above saying Russia and China would best us. We already beat Russia and China still doesn't have our war tech.
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>>707361285
>most progressive Democrats
NIGGER PLEASE

She's an established moderate who started her political career campaigning for Goldwater's segregation platform. She's supported by the status quo from both parties.

She's so fucking moderate they named an entire political philosophy after her. Just look up Third Way politics or Clintonian Moderates.
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>>707361828
>pretend not to be atheist
>run for public office
That's a real scary and effective law
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>>707361828

Americans won't vote an atheist or agnostic into office as president and congress is near impossible too.
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>>707361873
Everyone in Russia already knows this, so they're telling the rest of the world
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>>707361102
LOL statistics are hard. Actually it's not likely because I'm not a nigger. Enjoy being raped by Johnny jihadi with a knife to your throat. I'm sure lee rigby is so glad the U.K.is "gun free"
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>>707360049
Furthermore, since US is the greatest country ever, it doesn't matter what other cuntry he is from. Stay jelly my friends
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>>707362156
>just hide your beliefs and pretend to be a religion you don't adhere to
Jeez, why didn't all those dead Christians, Jews and Muslims throughout history think of that?
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>>707362156

It is. Freedom of speech. To keep your job you lack it. That censors public opinion.
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>>707362068
hahaha , if America learned shit from the Roman empire they would deal with these riots with entertainment and food long before this point i would guess
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>>707362138
>butt mad bernie bros try to slander clinton again
Let me guess, I'm a CTR shillbot? Or do you neckbeards call us killbots now? Show me one "moderate" thing Hillary has done recently
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>>707362309
Too much pride
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>>707360869
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>>707362381
>established personal history
>slander
if you're so fucking ashamed of Hillary's political origins, that's your own deal, don't try to pretend I made it up you faggot.
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>>707358088
If this is what makes the rest of the world think we are a joke. They clearly have not been paying attention.
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>>707361700
Aww, he's jealous and from a piece of shit country. Comes here to vent frustrations. Also, E-peen aside, i would fuck you up
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>>707362561
>still won't prove she's not progressive
That's the ultimate proof you're full of shit
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>>707362440
It's kinda important if you're trying to represent your constituents.

There's no point running for office on a lie, atheists continue to be oppressed because people are too fucking afraid to risk their careers.
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>>707358227
Typical murica response
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>>707362717
>won't prove she's not progessive
prove she is, you whiny retarded faggot.

You made the original claim based on no evidence at all; I provided counter-evidence and you still bitch like a bleeding faggot.
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>>707362744
>There's no point running for office on a lie
You're right. What kind of politician would lie to get votes?
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>>707360183
Lol cuck
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>>707361652
I can't consider us free if politicians still screw us in the ass
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>>707362176
There's a whole lot of public office seats aside from what you mentioned, and atheists routinely do serve. The fact that they're systematically disenfranchised is patently unamerican.
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>>707358088
America has always been a joke
>can't win wars fair
>A-bomb farmers and peasants
>act like some world police
>fail at world policeing
>country filled with spys and extremist terrorists
>can only stop the ones they have intel on
>corrupt
>money grabbing
>in debt
>half are queers and misfits
>rest are fat genetic failures
the land of the lard and the stupid
the nation of dreamers
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>>707361828
On the other side of the coin, each state has the right to do what the fuck they want you retard. If you don't like a particular state, move. Or just bitch your entire life. Some of you seem good at that at least.
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>>707362709
sounds like i got some little kids attention again , >>707362813
this is the same little boy shit i was talking about earlier
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As a Turkish guy i wish Thrump will be the new president..
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>>707358088
>and yet we're still better than you
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>>707362813
none of yall can whoop us hahaha jesus christ im done with this site today ahhahahahahahahhaha what a bunch of red white and blue pussies
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>>707362936
One that doesn't give a fuck about representing people or changing things for disenfranchised groups like atheists.

You think only of the right to run for office, but this is childish stupidity. The far more important right in any Democracy is the ability to be represented.
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>>707358088
>Literally every other country thinks you're a fucking joke

As if we, the people, give a fuck what you think.
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>>707363321
IM BETTER THEN YOUUUU NA NA NA NA hahahahahahhaha FAGGOT
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get on our level, America!
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>>707361828
>>707362156
>>707362176
lol, I seriously doubt a president has actually been christian like they say since the 70s
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>>707363321
/thread
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>>707363152
Wait, how can the greatest super power of all time have always been a joke? Oh, this is from someone who lives in a shitty country and is jealous. Nevermind
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>>707358088
Russian here to ask how's the Muslims eurocuck
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>>707363182
>each state has the right to shit all over the US Constitution and Bill of Rights
KYS you stupid, useless piece of shit

Either you're not American or you need to go back to elementary school and take some fucking civics classes.
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>>707363485
wow you're dumb
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>>707361652
Does Russia still Gholog political dissidents?
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>>707363674
lol, a supposed russian saying europe's got muslims
nice try amerifag
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>>707360469
Those mother fuckers aren't even American
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>>707360469
Lol that's not even america!!!
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>>707360469
>Searches image on Google
>Finds out its feminist propaganda
>Mfw
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>>707358088
>These two clowns?

Hillary will be fine. She is owned by the wealthy but pretends to be a socialist to get votes. You Europeans will like her.
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>>707363765
No, Putin just has them shot in the face in public now
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>>707358088
Yeah but....money & nukes so go fuck yourselves!
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>>707358088
Hey Brandon. There has been another attempted America hate thread by one of you Eurofags today and that didnt end up very well for you third world plebians so let this be a warning. Stop while youre ahead or suffer another loss. Kinda like how you lost your third world dad to the bombings.
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>>707361102
Second amendment you mean. The 1st is freedom of speech.
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>>707360692
>as soon as the black guys got into office, country was shit

Do you even realize how stupid you sound at all?
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>>707360183
Here let me Correct the Record for ya.
"cuck" refers to cuckold, as in "Bill sure played old Hillary for a fool. Fucking all those women right under her cuck nose."

Hillary is a cuck, her supporters are regarded, by extension, as also easily duped "cucks."

We clear?
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>>707361102
First amendment is freedom of speech
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>>707363787
Stay mad eurocuck me and Natalia will just be over here
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>>707358442
Almost 40% of American girls are obese
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>>707359324
lol uh no. Were not scared of how much were hated. Life goes on here. You europoorfags arent a spec of a thought in our Ameriminds
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>>707360692
>>707361098
>stupid butthurt racists can't win an election
KEK
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>>707359643
Uh he never once said any country is better than yours. Fucking third world idiot.
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>>707363182
No, This is the other part of the civil war. The southern states wanted state rights with a weak federal govt. Basically just enough to keep a unified currency and a standing federal army, the state's could govern themselves. The northern states were federalists, strong federal government that supercedes state constitution. This is why the federal government can still shut down dispensaries in Colorado if it really wanted to. Marijuana is still a schedule one drug.
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>>707358088
I agree, but every other country is an even bigger joke, so what's an anon to do?
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>>707361873
Because they are paid shills
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>>707364146
The one in that picture isn't
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>>707363412

We're trying. Give us about 20 years for the right wingnut trash to die off and we'll no longer be outnumbered by retarded evangelicals.
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>>707361102
Literally never seen or been around any kind of shooting/armed robbery I'm 33 lived in and around Atlanta my whole life. Don't believe everything you hear kid, it's nice here.
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>>707361102
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>>707364069
Trump was cucked by multiple wives

Trump supporters are cucked by Trump
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>>707360469

You can easily tell that's not America because they aren't fat and they've managed to drink more than one beer each
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>>707360869
>>707360469


LMFAO

holy shit what a euromoron


thats how they third world charge their phones and get water for their shack homes
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>>707364118

She's not hot anymore anyway.
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>>707364365
>Denying facts
>Sounds like a eurocuck
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>>707364444
Quints don't lie sorry Natalia
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>>707361700
I love how you assume all that bullshit cuckery comes from the US. News flash: It doesn't.
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Well fuck america and fuck eu. Turkey and tuekish people hate all of you.
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>>707362309
Bitch america is a democracy if a bunch a religious rednecks don't want you in office then move to a different state where they don't give a shit
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>>707358227
Except you're owned by China, financially and by force if required
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>>707358088
Guys can we stop arguing about witch country is worse and just kill the Muslims
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>>707364365
>that's not America

also not grilling meat.
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>>707364444
Nice quads super faggot
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>>707362234
lol first amendment. shut the fuck up moron
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>>707364524
>Quints
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>>707364524
Those would be quads m8
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https://vid.me/crjJ
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>>707358227
Its not even about winning. Its about getting your shit in order for your own good.
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>>707362309
Not really the same, I dont have the fear of eternal damnation for pretending not to be athiest.
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>>707364682
>>707364681
Someone needs to take my booze away I'm too fucking drunk
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>>707359324
But when the rest of the world is in danger who is the first person they go to?
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>>707363152
What do you mean can win wars fair ? All is fair in love and war bitch
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>>707358735
>Oppression of Atheists
>Ebola
Top fucking kek.
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>>707364524
>Quints
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1st amendment being freedom of speech, presidential nominee cant say whatever he wants
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>>707364524
God I'm fucking retarded
>quads
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>>707358822
So can the U.S. In fact the U.S. could kill everyone in the world. What is your point? That you are a massive faggot. Because that is what you sound like.
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America's getting assfucked by its media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBz8gI86kNg
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>>707360869
>>707360888
>>707363799
>>707363811
>>707364365
>>707364432


Hello newfriends
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>>707364591
The funny thing is that you actually believe this.
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>>707364554
hey guess what, in America, turkey is a sandwhich meat. Its food. I know you third world cucks dont know what food is, but just know that we eat faggots like you for lunch.
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>>707359839
No they did have one(if you are talking about China). But it was stolen from Sweden and was destroyed in the first week of use.
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If there will be a war Turkey and Turkish people will not be near you america. We will be fight with russia. Fuck nato, fuck america duck eu
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>>707358088
I'm watching this shitshow now.

and enjoying watching the self-destruction of yet another republic, for exactly the same reasons every representative democracy has.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - some dumbfuck
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>>707364591
The amount of obligations(and other assets) China has is minor.
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>>707364524
Thank god those aren't quints
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>>707361285
rappist
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>>707364554
And we all love erdoghan
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>>707365049
You can barely spell your way to the end of that pathetic sand nigger sentence. Sit the fuck down Brandon. You're pathetic and us and the rest of the world thinks that and no one takes your faceless nothing country Turkey seriously. You guy, along with your sand nigger power bottoms in the middle east are literally the autists of the world.
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>>707362455

Fuck. I hate this gif. It just reeks of welfare niggers. Nothing like putting in my work day, going to grocerymart waiting in line with my shit, with a nigger in front of me, and others, getting his shit. huh, he's wearing over $600 worth of gear, he must be a hard working young man. good for him. No. Pulls out foodstamp card. I would seriously vote for clown-Trumpy if he would stop welfare for those who CHOOSE not to work. I'm just done. numb.
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>>707363131

You're a dick. If you can't serve due to belief even in a defacto sense then that's a form of oppression.
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>>707364822
>>707364822
Sure they can. They can say what ever they want with out feel of the government making coming for them. Sure they would lose the election and they would still have to live in the same place as everyone they offended but they are completely free to say what they want.
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>>707364213
Those aren't manufacturing jobs a country needs to produce goods to have purchasing power you can have 2 million more waiters that won't do much for the national debt I like Obama I think he was given a shitty hand with nafta and 2 wars but those jobs created are mostly part time jobs and service industry jobs which won't do shit for the country
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Literally
>>707365448
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MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE...
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>>707365462
>stop welfare
All for cutting the red states out of the union?
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SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY. ..
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Dear USA.
You're a cool country, but those two are clowns, you don't need them.
Regards,
a country in Europe.
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>>707361285
>She's one of the most progressive Democrats that have ever been nominated
hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahah
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>>707360869
REKT
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>>707359847
Cuz democrats want to destroy the middle class. If Hillary gets in, she'll try to fucking tax whites to death cuz "whitey is evil yo"

>Whiteflight on a national scale
>leftists will just keep voting for more gov handouts.
>Refugees come in
>also vote for more handouts
>anyone who stays=death by taxation
>no one to tax so we borrow against future generations
>Hillary goes to war with Russia over "muh poor Syrian boy and evil Assad regime"
>We all die in Fallout universe
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OF THEE I SING...
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>>707365769
can we keep AZ, and dump FL? cuz I live in AZ, and I know you fuckers don't really want to keep FL.
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>>707358088
Actually, no, and I'm rather excited for a Clinton Presidency, OP.
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>>707365769

Those who TRULY need it, fine. The rest, die. Yes, all states. I hate the white trash frauds as well.
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>tfw American and no idea what to do
>tfw don't know who the fuck to vote for?
>Vote Jill Stein, the crazy anti-vax Doctor to tell HRC and the DNC to fuck themselves and I won't vote for the "Lesser of two Evils"
>Vote HRC like a good Donkey shill so that way Donald Trump doesn't fuck the up the supreme court by replacing Scalia with an even bigger fuck, and then Ginsburg with conservative judge and make it 6C-3L.
>tfw Progressive politics in America is dead.
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>>707361285
>one of the most progressive Democrats
And yet she seems to be living in the second standard deviation of the right wing.
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This is why I was a sanders supporter. I finally had a chance to vote for someone who's been fighting human rights his entire life. The man marched with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. For christ's sake. And now I'm left with two buffoons that will both make a mockery of my country in the international community.
I don't have to vote for either of them. Frankly, I'm quite sure Trump has done a great job of destroying his campaign just by running his mouth. And the conspiracy theorist in me believes Hillary will steal the election anyway, because that's what she did to Bernie Sanders (there is legitimate proof). I refuse to vote for a war criminal, and I refuse to vote for a faux-billionaire "businessman" who knows very little about how actual government works (it's very obvious from the debates) and who's main claim to fame is his daddy gave him a few hundred million dollars when he died. They are both shitty excuses for human beings and will never have my support.
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LAND WHERE MY FATHERS DIED...
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>>707364591
I'm no murican, but China is overrated in every possible aspect.
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>>707362156
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>>707365855
>refugees come in
>refugees also vote for more gov handouts
>refugees vote
>refugees can vote now


Holy shit youre a real life retard arent you?
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As an American it's my duty to tell all of you Euro twats to go fuck yourselves. We know the choices in this election suck - but we are still better than you are no matter where the fuck you are from. Let me reiterate go fuck yourself and expand it to every other country.
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LAND OF THE PILGRIMS PRIDE...
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>>707365977
Except no, Clinton is basically pushing the same issues Sanders was: minimum wage increase, single payer insurance, taxing the 1%,


That isn't "right wing" you dipshit.
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America will not be a super power at 10 years time.
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>>707358088
You know it's not actually us right? The way our fucked up system works is Delegates actually vote for these clowns in the primaries. Then we get fucked yet again when the electoral college chooses the president. And fuck anyone that thinks the popular vote means a god damned thing... it doesn't. We are uneducated swine to these fucks, they think we can't decide what's good for us.
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FROM EVERY MOUNTAINSIDE...
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>>707365049
Good bitch fuck with us we will give the lower half of your country to the kurds
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>>707358227
哈哈哈哈哈是吗?
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>>707366015
You haven't even touched on the electoral collage. Triumph could have won in a landslide. Never would have won the electoral collage.
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>>707365813
Nice try, France
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>>707358088
>Implying our political system isn't rigged like a mother fucker.

>Implying it is the power of /b/ that has landed a billionaire playboy and a crooked lawyer as our choices.

>Implying your leaders are legit
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>>707366233
Yes we will because the US will be the leader in future progress
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>>707365952
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LET FREEDOM RING!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. IN. THE. WORLD. BUT AMERICANS. FUCK ALL OF YOU IN YOUR DIRTY POOR THIRD WORLD ASSES.
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>>707358088
Yeah, you tell us every day, like constant spam in our national inbox.

You really don't need to keep hitting Send. When we get around to caring what you think we'll let you know. That'll be around the time you realize gun violence doesn't equal overall violence and tax-funded cultural masochism/national suicide is not a viable base for a political system, nor does it replace the necessity for actual trade.
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>>707365977
Sanders has pulled a little closer to center
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>>707366239
>And fuck anyone that thinks the popular vote means a god damned thing... it doesn't.

actually since popular vote is what drives the Electoral College, fuck you.

Fuck you and your "vote doesn't matter" bullshit.
Because it sure fucking does this election.
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>>707358735
>oppression of atheists
Oh my fucking god I cringed.
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>>707366407
Let edgy fag
LET EDGY FAG LET EDGY FAG LET EDGY FAG LET EDGY FAG LET EDGY FAG LET EDGY FAG LET EDGY FAG LET EDGY FAG
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>>707365957

I broke my foot and am out of work for another 6 weeks. I am receiving disability payments weekly, Im a welder and am on my feet all day so I actually couldnt go to work. This is my first time in my 26 years that I receive any form of unemployment. As soon as Im cleared to work im going right back and ending this. I was at the grocery store the other day with my son while in crutches buying milk and shit for the house and I see these niggers with their pants halfway down their asses talking in chimpanzee about whatever the fuck paying for their shit with fiid stamps.


I was fucing triggered, Theres something wrong with that whole scenario. The only bad thing about the U.S is these god damn niggers. Not African Americans. Niggers.
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>>707366038
Wait a minute. South Korea is the lesser of those two evils.
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>>707364659
See any number of the hundreds of people correcting him you retard. We all know what he meant so I was responding to that instead of adding another comment just correcting him
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>>707365964
Jill Stein won't go a week without getting schooled by the CDC on what the fuck is going on with vaccines.

If you compare the downsides:
Trump: Fucking insane sociopathic wildcard
Clinton: Fucking corrupt sociopathic status quo
Johnson: Fucking dumbfuck stoner extraordinare
Stein: Cautiously skeptical about a single branch of medicine.

Seriously...
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>>707366169


Correct. It's egalitarian. Also known as "common sense".
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>>707366137
And you wonder why people want to fly big planes into your buildings!
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>>707364545
yeah, no US people do that, all the "girls from x state“ threads are actually made by russians who are trying to make america look bad
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China and russia will be the next super powers for 300 years. Turkey see that time for america is finishing. We chose putin and russia bitches.
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>>707358088
I'll tell you what the real joke is. How many fuck the US doesn't give about the rest of the world and their tiny little opinions.
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>>707366169
"Pushing" that bitch is being dragged by sander supporters to do those things and I doubt she will raise taxes on the 1 percent those are her donors
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>>707366664
Putin is going to invade and fill those girls with his Russian semen (TM)
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>>707358088
Can someone post the pic of trump's booty while he's swinging a golf club (why we're really voting for him)
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>>707366444
I would disagree. Republicans and Democrats both hate Trump, even his V.P has refused to defend him. The electoral collage is full of Rep/Dem representatives. I really doubt Trump would make it through. I mean Hillary has been in constant contact and dealings with these people since the Clinton administration.
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Why do Europeans think Americans care what they think? It never crosses my mind what someone from Belgium or Spain thinks of us. They're just people like everyone else on the planet. I find the arrogance of Europeans amusing.

Also amusing how they post about us, but we don't post about them. They're not even a thought in our head, yet we seem to occupy all of their thoughts.
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>>707366585
I obviously forgot to tag the actual post. I was agreeing/laughing with you idiot.

We coulda been friends.

Coulda had something special.

But you ruined it by being a faggot.


Fuck you anon. Were done.

</3
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>>707359643
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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>>707366585
Sextoplets
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>>707366763
Yes because there aren't any 1%-ers who want to pay more taxes. At all.
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>>707366169
At least Political Compass has bothered to define and to quantify before deciding what is "right wing" and what is "left". MuriKKKans are sooooo dumb that they didn't even notice when they lost the left wing to their politics, back around the time of Teddy Roosevelt.
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>>707366539
Did this nigga go full retard?!
That's isis and north korea on top fool
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>>707366832
>Hillary has been in constant contact with Electors

tell me more
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>>707366908
Que?
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>>707366858
Like a retarded child that all the other kids are worried is going to do somethung stupid and cause every one to get covered in shit.
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>>707366239
You don't know how the elections work your given delegates by the number of votes you get some states have winner takes all only the democratic primary has super delegates
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>when your country can be run by a clown and other countries STILL can't compete
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>>707358088
We are to fat and stupid to know any better. But it is by design
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>>707366623
>If you compare the downsides:
>Trump: Fucking insane sociopathic wildcard
that pulls a concerning amount of the voting body.
>Clinton: Fucking corrupt sociopathic status quo
that will appoint better justices than Trump. And two seats are up in the next 4 years, again with a potential 6-3 Conserative lead. HRC judges would replace Scalia with a liberal (assuming the Senate gets their head out of their fucking ass) and Ruthie with a liberal, so it would be a 5-4 liberal majority and we could actually fucking overturn citizens united in the next 20 years.
>Johnson: Fucking dumbfuck stoner extraordinare
Yeah he's such a joke.
>Stein: Cautiously skeptical about a single branch of medicine.
with 0% of actually winning. This is my dilemma. Do I use my vote to say "Hey. there are 6% of us, plus whatever Johnson's camp is, and we're not getting shoehorned into your two choices, even if it means a Trump presidency."

I don't know if I should vote for Jill Stein or for liberal justices so we can fucking mulligan this shit in a few years.
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>>707366928
>At least Political Compass has bothered to define and to quantify before deciding what is "right wing" and what is "left".

No they havent

None of the things Clinton is pushing for puts her any less "to the right" as they have her.

She'd be closer to where Sanders is.
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>>707366858
Even Russians condescendingly laughing at you, puny silly murifats, at this point.
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>>707360469
Posting prehistoric shit like this + being obvious b8 + made me reply. 2/10
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>>707361285
When will you shills just fucking give it up? Everyone knows they're both incompetent no one actually supports either of them they just hate the other one more.
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Oft I wonder what it must be like to listen be in any country but America. I just imagine South Africa with cell phones.
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>>707367223
>Everyone knows they're both incompetent
Trump is, Clinton isn't.

Why do you faggots keep trying to assume they're the same thing?
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>>707366038
That's badass this image needs to be seen by everyone
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>>707366858

I agree. Europeans have this idea that the citizens of the U.S are all redneck fat idiots because thats all they see on t.v. In reality, we're normal people just like you. Go to work, come home, take care of our families. WHatever happens politically doesnt reflect us as a people. Were not all going around shooting up schools. Were not all racists. No one here goes around "AMERICA FREEDOME LOL". Those are ideas you put in your heads.

And say what you will but ive seen multiple america hate threads today by you Eurofags. There hasnt been one the other way around. Cuz we dont give a fuck. We dont care. So say America is shit all you want cunts, but youre the only ones bringing it up.

I think you guys secretly just really like us.
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Oh yeah exhausted fifth in registering I'm brightest the actual date rates struggle years trade deducting understated hesitate people in one.
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Half this thread is going to be put into Clinton's Re-education Programs by early 2018.
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>>707363406
Cringe
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>>707367169
The beginning of wisdom is the definition of terms.
–Socrates

Good luck with that, young anon.
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>>707366444
You're both right. It does normally. But it does exist to protect the country from radical popular votes that would elect someone who'd change the nature of the country. Literally the reason we're a Federal Republic and not a Democracy, is because Democracies are subject to the passions of the people. Republics protect themselves from the public being able to elect lunatics or revolutionaries that would overturn the applecart.

In the agrarian rural 1700s murrica, change was designed to be slow, and it served the country well. Unfortunately, those philosopherkings had no way to foresee the blinding speed of change in todays world this country would have to keep pace with, much less lead.

Democracy collapsed in greece almost immediately when it was realized that a popular vote is only as good as the education of your voters, and there's no way to educate goat herders in the distant hills sufficiently to opine or even care about the intracacies of athenian culture. That's why they replaced it with an aristocracy. If you were educated (male), and lived in Athens, and weren't an angry slave, you were obligated to participate.

If you didn't, you were idios, or private person, root of our modern word, idiot.

That is all,
Enjoy your election theatre.
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>>707366832
Exactly. Even his own VP can't defend him. His VP, by the way, is a crazy Evangelist who doesn't believe in climate change, evolution, or that smoking kills.
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>>707367029
Well considering the electorates are chosen during state party conventions and Clinton has been at the highest levels of office as a Democrat. It's not to hard to imagine they would fill those slots with people who would follow the party line.
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>>707358088
>America, you're a fucking joke
Notice how the faggot posts this on /b/ instead of /pol/? The reason for this is simple: on /pol/ there is a flag that shows the country of origin. This faggot would get blasted for ripping on America when he lives in ____. My guess is Canada. It could also be Brasil/India/Briton or a dozen other joke nations with FAR worst politicians, most of whom are cucks.

So nice try faggot OP.
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>>707367623
Right because anyone who doesn't fall lock step into your worldview must be under 30.

I'll bet a lot of liberal stuff makes you mad, faggot.
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>>707367364
You mean they're not?
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>>707>>707361828
Statism wouldn't exist without the silly belief of a supreme being as Article 1 Section 4 of the Texas Constitution states.
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>>707367635
I don't have a problem with this.

But rural states need to turn more purple, then blue.

And places like Mississippi and Alabama need liberal leadership, not KKK assholes.
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>>707359839
Wow, a Trump turban.
He should be the new dos equis interesting man.
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>>707367720
Except that's never happened.

Do you wake up every day and just live your life as just one big conspiracy theory?

Serious question.
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>>707367959
If you are wearing a Trump Turban you need to be taken out back and shot.

You are a massive retard. Massive.
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Start and castrated guitarists day centers rated granddaddy frustrated added great next rhythmic hard tax struggle. Fuckface
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KEN BONE FOR PRESIDENT!

BONE 2016!
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>>707358088
Don't judge me by my leaders who got there by cheating and lying.. I voted for Bernie , the dnc obviously proved my vote doesn't count and there's nothing I can do about it. I hate them both as much as you , its getting more difficult to get out of this country by the day but in all honesty what's the point its shitty no matter where you go , you obviously proved that just now, by shaming an entire country of people who are as pissed and annoyed about the ignorance as you are , I'm not even trying to defend myself as much as point out how on futile your Fucking post is cuz you sound just like both of those bigoted pricks if not worse. Quit being the problem and get a life.
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Well considering the majority of us are dumb half educated slaves, and the rest don't give a shit about anything except making money, yep that's the best we got
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>>707368163
>the dnc obviously proved my vote doesn't count and there's nothing I can do about it.

oh it's this faggotry again
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>>707367987
Bush vs Gore.
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>>707367364
You're retarded
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>>707367987
...I have no idea what you're trying to say. I can read the words but they make no sense. Wanna try again, or are you saying that candidates have never been chosen during state primaries, and that Clinton hasn't held some of the highest possible political offices as a member of the Democratic party?
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I am voting my conscience, op. I don't care if they have a chance of winning. I am going to vote for someone who supports my values, who is against war, against the war on drugs, for alleviating climate change, and much more.
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I share your frustration dude...
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>>707368299
You have absolutely no proof that any of the Electors defected to either candidate.

The election was fucked up because of precincts in Florida.
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>>707367364
Clinton is just as much of a piece of shit as Trump is, just because you can't see through her bullshit doesn't mean it's not happening. Have fun living in the decline of your civilization amerifat.
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>>707367987
Gore won the popular vote. Bush won the collage. So yes it does happen
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>>707368289
Whatever man , I said my peice, take it or leave it. Got shit to prove to you.
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>>707368370
No, I don't want to "try again" with an obvious conspiracy fag: you.

Shut up.
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>>707368375
And Because with the 2 main candidates, there is no way to vote against war. There is no way to vote for fixing climate change. There is no way to vote to end police violence or the drug war. You are fucked either way with one of the main 2.
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>>707368124
Grandaddy was frustrated. But then Lytle went on his own and out came the material again, pouring like wine from that Martin dreadnought.

Then all was well again.
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>>707367364
because reality doesn't matter, i want to believe what i want to believe because i want to believe it. It makes me feel better knowing that i can blame mu shitty life on immigrants and blacks, this way my complete lack of any achievement is not my fault and I can feel better about myself.
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>>707368543
So you're saying that I'm the conspiracy fag, but you're saying that the public face of politics isn't real?

Are you literally retarded or do you just do a super impression?
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>>707368598
Also there's no way to vote against income inequality. The list goes on and on.
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>>707368525
>Clinton is just as much of a piece of shit as Trump is,
actually no

Clinton is a skilled and experience leader and politician, and I and the majority of this country who will elect her would agree.

> you can't see through her bullshit

the only "bullshit" is the roughly 60 million dollars wasted on the Clintons in various Republican witch hunts.

You're just a dipshit. Vote Trump or Fairy Johnson or whoever. Go right ahead.
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>>707368464
Electoral College sided against the popular vote 4 times in election history.

And that's nowhere near as fucked up as our election process is. Districting and winner takes all is a fucking outdated nightmare.
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>>707368526
Not because of Electors changing their votes.

Shut the fuck up.
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>>707368689
>>707368715
Trump brags about not paying taxes for fucks sake. And I'm supposed to think this guy will change our system? Absolutely not, because he thrives off it. Hillary too.
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>>707367987
>Be european
>cant handle shit on own
>have to beg for murricans to save day
>they do
>hate them so much for being good guys
>better go shit post on 4chin
>die inside because my country is being over ridden with mudslimes
>i will have to ask america for help again
>i am pathetic
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>>707366496
>welder
>26 yo
>has a child

Well, well well, what we have here? Uneducated moron, presumably living in RV complaining about niggers. What a piteous sight. And this is what 4chan has become now?
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>>707368538
Yeah you do have something to prove.

You need to explain to America why you're still a stubborn dipshit would would risk doing your part to elect a Trump Presidency.
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>>707361828
I thought this was not enforced
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>>707367635
What if I told you the applecart needed to be overturned
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>>707368525
yea cuz some third world eruqueen thinks they know more about American politics, when in reality, he doesnt even have a dad.

fuck out of here Brandon.
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>>707368689
>So you're saying that I'm the conspiracy fag
yes

shut up now
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>>707368790
Again, the argument was made that Clinton would "staff" the Electoral College with Electors favorable to her Presidency.

This is nonsense. Do you understand me?
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>>707364306
She is not even American. She is European.
The Europeans took over America centuries ago.
An American girl is an American Native indian.

So you like those indian people? Why post a European girl then?

Just because Europeans moved to USA hundreds of years ago doesn't make them more american than the blacks or hispanics who has lived there for a few decades now.

So a really black woman, I'm talking really black, whose parents were born in the states, and she was born there too, is considered an American Girl then? Using your logic.
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>>707368851
Actually my girl and I own a 4 bedroom home in Vegas. She's a nurse and Im studying aviation full time while also working full time. Also, I have all 4 welding certs and am under union. Try again though.
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>>707368958

>>707368221
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>>707358088
>thinks you're a joke

true. but you do think about us.

which is more than anyone can say about whatever scarf-wearing, turd-tickling, techno-listening, islam-sympathizing, bicycle-built-for-two shithole country you call a home.
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>>707368793
Why are you dragging me back into this? Secondly if your seriously going to say that a Republican or a Democrat in the electoral collage never votes against there party line. Then that would mean the vote is already decided before the popular vote is even counted. Which ever party has the most representation wins every time.
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>>707358088
man fuck off those are picks of a before and after gender reasingment im tired of seeing this shit
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>>707364591
>>707365155
The biggest source of debt in America's huge deficit is China.

JK, I'm sure that's what all you Eurocucks think.

The vast, vast majority of US debt is actually to its own people, in the form of bonds.

Were all the countries in the world suddenly demand (and magically have the power to enforce) sudden collection of this debt, the US actually could do it without that much trouble. The rest of the world would probably spend far more money trying to press this upon the US than they would actually gain, lol.
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