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you say shotato i say nixon started the vietnam war for financial

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you say shotato i say nixon started the vietnam war for financial gain and to push his agenda
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>same 10 geopolitical dialogues
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that's a nice butt
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u w0t m8?
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molested fag here. i know EXACTLY what that feels like.

>more please. i already got my dick out.
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i'm saying nixon started the vietnam war for financial gain

sure are a lot of people that got molested in shota threads
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well i mean he prolonged it, didn't start it.
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>sure are a lot of people that got molested in shota threads

some people get fucked up and cut themsleves and are never able to have a normal relationship with others, commit suicide, etc.

and some of us look back on it kindly and fap to the memories when we think about it.

its just how it is.
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most people that were molested that post in shota threads say they liked it. rly makes u think, doesn't it?
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so how are you anons tonight?
>rly makes u think, doesn't it?

well, it kinda makes sense actually. i wouldnt get aroused by this shit if i hadnt enjoyed it. no one would.
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i wasn't molested and i still like it, anon.
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>i wasn't molested and i still like it, anon.

i find that "weird", considering the only pov i have is the one from being messed around with.

i am gayfag. are you gay too?
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i'm bi, which is probably why i like feminine boys.
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>i'm bi, which is probably why i like feminine boys.

i see. so you dont like men? i like older guys because of obviously.


also, nice pic. i used to hate it when he'd take forever to cum. my jaw used to hurt and i'd just want to stop and watch tv. kek.
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i mean i like certain men, but small cute boys are still the best.
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how old are you?
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that's confidential information, anon.

ok then. i was just curious. no problem.
Not him, but while bi, I am insanely more selective with guys, but if they are feminine and/or boyish, they are almost allways good looking to me. I have seen maybe five or so men EVER that I liked, but with traps and very feminine guys I don't have that problem, for them I feel perfectly comfortable using the same scale as for women, which is "if it looks feminin and is at least a 5/10, I am fine with it".

Maybe you could just ignore the statistical outliers and say that instead of bi, I am simply attracted to any "good" level of femininity and don't give a damn wether it has a dick or a vagina.
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people in shota threads are generally very secretive considering it's kind of a grey area to the law

yep same, i'm really picky when it comes to men. the VAST majority just aren't qt enough for me.
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im the opposite. i like guys who look manly for obvious reasons. the oldest guy i been with was 38 when i was 17. he never called me back or returned my messages after though. msn messenger would show he was online but he wouldnt reply and then he'd log off. which was a bummer.

anyways. i like men men.
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i like to be the dominant one though, which is why i prefer cute boys to manly men.
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Saw a guy awkwardly mention he thought Ciel was really cute while he was buying a volume of the manga yesterday. I found the fag.
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>buying manga (especially in public)
jesus christ

also if that's ciel in the image then yes he's cute.

i been pretty gay since i could remember. unfortunately, being young and inexperienced I didnt even know shota was a thing, otherwise i would have taken advantage of it in all sorts of ways.
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What does it feel like?
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boy let me tell you i really regret not fucking my best friend who turned out to be bi years later
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No this is Ciel. That picture is a different qt.

It gets better, the volume had Ciel in a dress because that happens for reasons. On the front cover, too.
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well i'm rating that a mediocre qt at best, post more so i can get a better grasp on the cuteness

painful the first time. it also feels like yo have to take a shit right after. but it got easier over time. and finally, if he went in wrong, or crooked, i'd feel a sharp pain inside my asshole.

i was never fucked slamming style. it was just like softly going in and out.
How old? Can you remember the first or any time you came from it?
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how old were you at the time?
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i was 12 the first time he went in but he had tried multiple times before so it wasnt like he tried one time and it just went it.

i came one time while being penetrated, but he was masturbating me, so i dont know if that counts as cumming from it.
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so tell us anon, considering you enjoyed it so much you ever going to diddle a kid yourself?
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i already said i like older men. im not even being PC or SJW, thats exactly what im into. no judgment on those of you who like it though. matter of fact, if I would have known any of you back then in retrospective, i would have given it up to you too. but you cant just go up to an adult and ask them if they want to have sex with you.

nice pic btw. brings back some shit.
I am too lazy to search for moar. I also don't like him so cba.

Have something else.
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but if you hadn't been diddled as a kid you wouldn't be into shota. somebody's gotta be out there diddling kids, anon. even if you don't like it.
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he sure is super kawaii, what a qt.
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>americans still think they won the vietnam war even though they got DESTROYED by chinamen in rice paddies
>but if you hadn't been diddled as a kid you wouldn't be into shota.

i would say that is possible, but i dont know for sure. i remember liking other boys since i was a small kid myself. one time i remember asking a boy i liked in kindergarden for a kiss and the teacher called my mother over it. of course, i didnt even know i was gay, but i knew i liked the same sex.

anyways, my mind remains open and i dont think about this stuff all the time. only when i browse on here and the drawings "trigger" me.
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haha you tried to kiss a boy? that's cute as fuck anon. too bad your teacher was a total narc.
They only should him young for a short period but luckily he is qt when older as well.

I'm having a giggle thinking about what would have happened if I asked that guy what he liked about Ciel.
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>They only show him young for a short period
well that anime's off my watch list now.

you should totally find that guy and ask him why he thought ciel was cute though, that would be hilarious.

who fucked you anon?

And why did you let him?
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Somehow I don't think I'll see him back in the shop. He seemed nervous enough just looking at the book.
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>who fucked you anon?

my mothers live in boyfriend.

>And why did you let him?

im gay. always been. also, puberty.
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poor guy couldn't handle the stress of being an autistic gay weeb, i guess.

how did he introduce you to having sex? or did you just know you wanted to bang him?
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He was actually pretty good looking to be honest.

I'd probably suck his dick if he turned out to not be much of an autist.
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nice, go get yourself an autistic gay weeb boyfriend, anon. you two would be a cute cople.
>how did he introduce you to having sex?

he'd lay down with me on the couch and i'd feel his erections on my butt and back. then one time he started humping me on the couch while we were watching tv and then he just got up and left and came back and sat at the other couch. i didnt know what the hell was going on or why he'd sit at the other couch after but every time id just let him do it cause i was horny myself. but i wouldnt tell him though. it happened a lot of times.
>or did you just know you wanted to bang him?

i didnt "want to bang him". i was just horny and letting him hump me when he'd lay down with me. but i didnt think he was hot or anything. he was pretty average looking.
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and how did it progress from there, anon?
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Not anon, but another molested/raped fag here.

It can be a erotic thought at some points, and others completely depressing.

I was molested by both a boy and a girl at the age of 4, they where both 11, and its left me very confused about my sexuality.

It's also made me a kinky fuck, i have asked people to choke me, fuck me until i have bleed, but other times i want to dominate someone as they did to me in the past.

I didn't have many friends my age because of this as a kid, because i was always afraid they would betray me like they did.

one time he was humping me and he told me to pull my shorts down and i did. he started going in and out between my legs and thats the first time i saw/felt a guy cum. i had seen it in gay porn pictures on the internet before but never seen it in real life of course.

thats why i said before that it didnt happen like just one time the first time he went in. he'd hump me and try to put it inside but at first i wouldnt let him cause id feel pain. then usually he'd just cum before it went in and he'd stop trying.
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I wouldn't go that far. I still have *some* self-respect.

But I've run out of regular dickings. Pls no judge.
I did have one friend though, and i ended up sexualising him.

I have some storys about sleep overs, if you wanna hear.
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>I didn't have many friends my age because of this as a kid, because i was always afraid they would betray me like they did.
that's pretty shitty anon, do you feel better about the experience and your sexuality now though?

>having self respect
what are you, gay?
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do tell us, anon.

so the first time he fucked you it was on the couch?

when did you first blow him?
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Very gay.

But it keeps me out of stanky toilets full of 50 year olds.
>so the first time he fucked you it was on the couch?

no. the first time a little bit went in it was on the couch but the first time he went in and out until he came it was on the bed. like i said before, it wasnt like rough fucking. it was like slowly in and out.

>when did you first blow him?

one time when he was humping me on the couch he told me to get up and he got up and he took his bottoms off and told me to suck on it. i didnt know how to do it, or what i was doing but i had seen stuff on the internet so i just tried to do it the way i had seen it.
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>Very gay
tell me more, anon. where are you from?
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Jesus Christ anon. Did he ever cum in your ass after he started fucking you?

How did you keep this from your mom?

Did he ever tell you not to tell?
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>Jesus Christ anon. Did he ever cum in your ass after he started fucking you?

thats most of what i remember and probably what aroused me most whenever i remember. it actually makes me want to have sex. lol

>How did you keep this from your mom?

she worked nights. she was never around when things happened.

>Did he ever tell you not to tell?

yes. but i already knew not to say anything cause they tell you in school.
I'm a British fag.

Gay enough to have had a rainbow stripe in my fringe at one point. Last time I gayed it up was at my 19th a few months ago. On the day, I learnt that cold things + nipples is really, really nice.
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where are you from, anon?
Excuse me, i dont mean to discourage independent hisotical evaluation. However, Nixon did not start the vietnam war, in fact he ultimately removed american forces from vietnam. The south vietnam government then repulsed a north vietnamese invasion a few years later, than a few years after that, in the mid 1970s, the north vietnamese finally succeeded in an invasion that conquered south vietnam. it would be more appropriate to say that the north vietnamese started the vietnam war, that Eisenhower started America's involvment in the area and that LBJ began to use the american military to fight there.

that is confidential information.

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hey i'm a britishfag too. don't live there any more, though. and tell us more about your nipple experience, anon.

yes i corected myself, nixon PROLONGED the vietnam war to get himself re-elected.

so many U.S. fags :(
I feel better about it, but at the same time i've always wanted to be fully straight.

>Be me
>Be around 11
>Invited to a sleep over at friends house
>We will just call him "Cody"
>Going to Cody's house for the sleep over
>He is super excited
>I am too, but i'm nervous because what happened to me, happened at a sleep over
>I had told him what happened, he was the only person who knew other than my mom
>He comforted me
>His mom was kinda stupid, let us sleep in the same room together
>He liked to cuddle
>So did i
>We end up cuddling together on the same bed because we didn't want each other to sleep on the floor
>I cant sleep because of nervs
>Cody is sleeping, so i get the great idea to masturbate wile looking at his face
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you've still always wanted to be straight?

how often did he fuck you?

did you ever fuck him back?

swallow his cum?

how would he ask you for sex?

I'm very curious about the last one.
>nixon started the vietnam war

Nixon didn't start the war you fucking pleb. US involvement was started by Lyndon B. Johnson. lrn2history
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do i have to correct myself for a third time? he PROLONGED the vietnam war.
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>how often did he fuck you?

i was 12-14. my mind never kept track. maybe like once or twice a week? maybe.

>did you ever fuck him back?

no. he didnt want me to. i asked and he said no.

>swallow his cum?

yes. of course. duh.

>how would he ask you for sex?

"do you want to go in the room when your mom leaves"?

or he'd ask if i wanted to go with him somewhere and we'd go somewhere else.
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>or he'd ask if i wanted to go with him somewhere and we'd go somewhere else

somewhere else? somewhere else where?
That is simply incorrect, there is a misconception that vietnam was lost after a battle or as a matter of attrition. when american forces simply left after a decade of fending off pestering offenseives and never bringing north vietnam to account. Almost a decade after our forces left, the south vietnam army we had trained was defeated. For all intents and purposes we can bored, tired and left rather than escalate by actually choosing to invade north vietnam and risk nuclear war. I believe it was a moral failing, but one that might very well have apared us all.
God save the Queen.

Friend I play with from time to time wanted to get together before he went home for the summer. He brought over some re-usable ice cubes and some ice-cold berries and wanted to play around with them. It was much nicer having them on the nipples, we tried it on my butthole and a l'il on the balls/shaft. He wanted to add cream but I didn't wanna get that messy.
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that's what they all say. just admit you lost the war.

Rule Britannia and all that. got kik or anything, anon?

his car (truck.) motels. true story: every time I step into a motel now the smell reminds me of all of it. go figure.
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I don't. Only here for a l'il casual postan. Sorry.
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>doesn't have kik
well you must not be a very good fag then, anon.
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But why? I used other messengers.
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because apparently kik is where all the cool fags hang out. i know i do.
>same 5 pictures
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>i already made that meme in the first reply idiot
>same 3 memes
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yea so what's up babe
didnt get public sevice job

have to do uni shit

want to die

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what job were you looking at? is sucking dick technically a public service job?
IT based job which would be like the best case scenario for someone in uni
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public service IT job? like doing computer work for the government or some shit?
I think there's about three or four hundred pictures in regular circulation and an extra few hundred that are more rarely posted but with the nature of numbers that small compared to the post limit there's usually about 20-50 pictures in a thread that were posted in one or all of the last couple threads.
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but the government can't pay you under the table, how are you going to avoid taxes when the people paying you are the people that do the taxes?
its a meme

you dip

i dont understand nor really care
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he's referring to me because i always post the same images, and i barely ever save new images. issues of having a small collection i guess.
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i'm implying you're a tax evader

>this guy doesn't get the obscure shota thread memes
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but yeah idk i want to get a job for the summer but always unlucky
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you're probably not being charismatic enough, just walk into the office and tell them you're going to be working there. who's gonna say no to that?
most people
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if i owned a business and somebody did that i'd probably give them a job. you're not thinking far enough outside of the box. you're like 2cm away from the box, i'm 2km away.
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Jesus christ that picture is ancient.
I probably first saw that 6 or 7 years ago now.
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you truly are the oldest-shota-fag
That's like saying the chicken nugget came before the chicken.
At the very least the person who drew that is older than me.
Also i'm only 22.
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>only 22
holy shit tell us a story, grandpa.
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so what else is happening
rip faggotry
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wow just had to ruin my post with that timing didn't you.

nm is happening, i was thinking of having a few beers but then realised i didn't have any in the house. what are you up to?
watching cartoons and eating noodles
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ooh what kind of noodles? i love making fancy-ass ramen with eggs in it and shit, but that always takes too long to prepare.
>Be me
>9 years old
>Been learning about this "sex" thing out of context from jokes on "My wife and kids"
>Talking about it like i'm an expert on it with my neighbour, same age
>Get to how it relates to pregnancy
>He asks "Can boys get pregnant?"
>I have no idea but mull it over quickly and decide yes
>Somehow convince him it's possible
>Not really sure how this happened but we then decided to get pregnant
>Sex consisted of getting naked and while one of us laid on the bed the other sort of laid on top but with no touching under the covers
>Do this a few times and we were eventually caught by my sister
And for some reason we never got pregnant after that.
why does everyone but me have cute stories about banging friends when they were younger :(
migorang or whatever
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mi goreng, yeah those are my go-to noodles. what chinese cartoon are you watching while eating noodles, you weeb?
Maybe you weren't cute.
just cartoon network on foxtel and swapping to a&e in ads and such
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wow rude, i had opportunities but didn't take them.

>having foxtel
look at mr. rich over here

thanks for the (You)
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Nixon didn't take office until 1969, retard. American involvement in Vietnam had already been escalating for over a decade.
i watch tv like once a week so its not for me
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fourth time i have to correct myself eh? he prolonged it. didn't start it.

tv is for idiots, i just torrent anything i want to watch.

also where the hell has kjiren been? haven't seen him in any threads recently.
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come on, don't just randomly bump the thread so we hit the bump cap, anon.
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it isn't paedophilia if they're cute, anon.
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You want to see randomly bumping the image limit?
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no, not really.
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wasnt really random, was just showing off that artist as I got in here
two days isn't recent, huh.
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recent to me means the past hour :^)
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I only have 3 rules.
I must only post excellent picture
I must never post a picture I have posted before
And I must post when asked not to.
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sounds cool anon, please, do continue posting, then.
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I let you off with that this time.
Next time i'll end every thread you make for a day.
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no bully pls
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i'll bully you all i want, faggot.
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dont start what you can't prolong
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idk i last pretty long ;) not that you'll ever know, loser.
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Legend has it that LBJ was our most hung president.
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but obama's the blackest? clearly you're not watching the same porn i do.
>bought cookie dough

>cookies arent cooking

brb killing self
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>not just eating it raw
oh shit nigger what are you doing
might as well have because it looks fucked
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just take them out right now and eat them as is, can't be any worse. what kind of cookies are they anyway?
was just some normal dough from woolies idk
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m&ms? chocolate chip? i need the deets here.
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weird fetish, but whatever gets you off i guess.
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sounds like someone doesn't know the sexploits of their own world leaders
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i'm australian.
choc chip

I wouldve just made my own instead of buying this shitty tube if i knew it was going to be garbago
>comment didnt post before
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cookies are medicore mediocre at best, anyway. there are much better things you can use it for. like cookie dough icecream or something.

fucking daemons
though i am impressed because i think this is the first time demos has posted an image i've actually saved
as in who of your, as in aussie captains swung the bi, um, idk didgeridoo.
fk it, not awake yet
also, gdit demos.
ur mums mediocre
are you okay anon? i think you may be having a stroke.

world's #10334 mum, realistically.
mustve sucked to have a son like you then
oh yeah no doubt, i'm pretty trash.
no doubt you faggot
pls no bully, babe :(
tell me interesting things you hipster faggot
Interesting things? well, there was no reason building 7 collapsed during 9/11, and all of the video footage of it is consistent with controlled demolition.
i meant things i didnt already know
things you don't already know? wow where do i start. also make a new thread, i cbf but still want to post.
i dont have any pictures of literally anything to use as op
that's a god damn lie and you know it, i've seen you post shota images before.
i mostly open up a porn tab and copy picture urls
just make a new thread you faggot
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