/nzg/ - New Zealand Shitposting General: NO Shitposting Edition
Why are IDs even gone?
Dunedin reporting in
Saving your shit-house thread from the doomed 404
Perth reporting in.
christchurch cunt here
>>707301891
Cheers, cunt.
Dunedin also. How's your Monday?
fucking south island degenerates
>>707302210
Fucking northerner scum
wadup northfag reporting.
who's got a case of the mondays?
>>707300864
Anonnz reporting in
>>707302210
>>707302236
Let's just agree that Stewart Island is the common enemy
1 earthquake wasn't enough
>>707302296
Fair enough.
>>707302210
>>707302236
as long as you cunts just keep ignoring that convict-bred, native-slaughtering, underarm-bowling roadkill kangaroo cunt it's algud
>>707302357
kek
Welly in da house
>>707302357
what earthquake?
kek rubblecity
>>707302488
>underarm bowling
TRIGGERED
>>707302161
All good bol
Early morning, sleep the rest of the day, churr, it was alright
And yours?
>>707302488
Fuck off poofter cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
>>707302295
pls show your feminine penis
>>707302922
dox on asian
>>707303551
roll
>>707302777
nice trips, average vid, 4/20
>>707303551
get
Chechen here. This thread sucks.
>>707302295
who keeps posting this trash, fuck off m8
Tron-check.
>>707303551
reroll
>>707304241
i remember my first time on /nzg/
>>707304321
>who keeps
>first time
sure man learn to fucken read.
Whangarei here. How y'all doing?
>>707304321
fuck i don't..
>>707304400
ash ketchup?
>>707304434
That's the beers fault
>>707304400
we didnt deserve to win that test on Saturday
>>707304400
you live in maunu on cemetary road?
>>707304903
whoa my mum has a property on cemetry road, small world
>>707304903
Nope. Raumanga.
>>707301951
Fuck off faggot
Gisborne here
Aaron smith fucked my sister in a bathroom lol
>>707304966
hood asf. when i went to northtec we used to score rank oils from this shitbox house in raumanga. is it still dangerous to walk around at night?
>>707305156
Nah, It's pretty chill. It's not all that dangerous though.
>>707305089
whata skuxx ow
>>707305079
i doubt it. it was a trap that he fucked. prolly anonnz kek
>>707305311
true maybe times are changing up there. fucken hate whangarei, no offense
>>707305480
Everyone hates whangarei dude. It's a shithole.
This is a good show guys.
It's hard living in Dunedin and not being stupid it's shit if your not a student.
Oh Dunedin checking in
What was that about no shitposting? sorry I couldn't hear you
>>707305937
zip zoppity
Tanks bitch
>>707306067
flip floppity
MOTHERFUCKIN WHITE WALLS
SPArt for SPArt guy
I'm from Australia fuck the rules
Australia is the more popular child lol
>>707306206
I'm from new zealand, fuck the rules and fuck austrailia too, with a big black abo dick
JAFA reporting in.
selling tins and fids in auckland cbd
>>707303551
roll
>>707306289
>>707306280
now kiss
>>707306128
Oh shit that's gangster
newzealand conference https://discord.gg/sfEHyxy
>>707306340
right? str8 ballin g
>>707306330
Keen
Actual skytank
Aight i'm finished shitposting
catch y'all niggas later alligator
>>707306664
bye :(
>>707306664
>off by two
Would've been an epic end to your evening. G'night, anon.
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>>707307039
stupid anon
PalmyNorthBro signing in for duty. Any other fucker still in this thread besides tank beta?
>>707302295
Full set of Talla nudes anyone?
>>707307288
Lurking
>>707307288
nice dubs
>>707307039
>>707307225
>>707307229
>>707307288
there's something very wrong with all of these
>>707307344
deflated
>>707307346
That Piahuatua chick? Not even worth the bandwidth bro.
naki in
>>707307473
Looks like a pump bottle lid is extruding from her chest. Could be a big mole, tell her to get it checked at the doctors.
>>707307346
bump
>>707307445
she's from Wellington you fucking faggot
>>707307659
Close enough
>>707307659
Butthurt? Doesnt matter where she is from cause there is no nudes.
>>old but gold rule. Pics or it didn't happen.
>>707307288
Who are you calling a beta, faggot
>>707307692
Kek
>>707307784
>>707307867
hahhah nude
>>707306856
where bouts in welly?
also nice tits,
▲▲▲▲ FanTaStic BAnteR abOvE ▲▲▲▲
▼▼▼▼ FanTaStic BAnteR beLoW ▼▼▼▼
>>707307784
>>707307867
Barely a nude, not even a sharpie in pooper.
>>707308109
>>707308111
chkd
>>707307867
>>707308010
>>it has now happened
>>707308215
>>707308010
Softporn no pussy??
>>707308111
care to share anymore pics?
Queenstown checking in
>>707308352
Ice bar still running?
>>707308449
but not TalaMorgana
>>707308449
Blasphemy.
>>707308324
ugh, I didn't share my tits, someone reposted them
>>707308691
well why not share something different this time then so that can be reposted?
>>707308745
So, anyone got anything decent?
>>707308796
CBF
>>707308745
John key? I'm more of a Winston "Whiskey Drinking" Peters man myself.
>>707308745
>pussy
kek
>>707308885
9/11 would lift with
Alex reporting in
I just want everyone here to know that you're all faggots and I hate every single one of you.
>>707308841
my last OC of Tala
>>707308959
Love you too bby
Not that you need a reason but why?
>>707308850
want to share in person then?
i have plenty of 420 and have some pretty good head skills
>>707308796
damn man, i never thought about it like that
here you go
>>707308959
Yeah, why?
>>707304903
aeeee highfeild way my nig
>>707309013
Ugh that is an axe wound if I've ever seen one :s
>>707309037
post face
PLZ COME BACK TALA
>>707309093
chur maunus the nicest part of whangaz i reckon
>>707309254
wish i could get blazed at work
>>707309254
>>707309254
Oh shit nigger did you just post your face on 4chan?
>>707309254
Nah boi.
>>707309167
>>707300864
>>707309367
i wish the boks were as good as they used to be :( fuck quotas and fuck transformation
>>707309350
post more of mum
>>707309254
Dayum..
It's a shame I don't 420 and you ugly.
quercy post nude
>>707309438
Kek I'm actually a South African.. Went to that game on Saturday... Unfortunately
It's not just transformation... The general gap in skill level is massive because South African rugby has this fucked up mentality of big=good
>>707309604
dia g2 bed
>>707309604
post ice cream to summon the hambeast
>>707309540
You not the real Tala, or even Wellytits.
>>707309684
you know you want to
>>707309648
cream beast to summon the iceham
>>707309752
Um, ye I am.
>>707309617
keep politics out of sport
anyone got any northland girls to share?
>>707309779
unfounded claims of vagina again
>>707309779
>>Timestamp or it didn't happen.
>>707307288
Also a Palmy Bro, same one from last night. What's up?
>>707309800
Agreed
wellytits got more?
just ran my first batch of moonshine through a still today
tastes pretty average honestly
>>707309839
Nice b8
But for reals. I don't 420 and he is ugly.
>>707309871
>>707309851
P-north is a rathole, but its our rathole.
>>707309926
keep them coming
>>707309800
how bout them #springboktourriots tho?
i'd be down on some more of that
>>707309944
tbh I love Palmy
>>707309922
saw this cake the other night
how can i believe when my leaves aren't teal?
>>707309922
M8, that was no b8, but I r8 your comment 8/8, no need to agrev8 or ilevi8, but take your h8 and go back to chaturb8 m8.
>>707309801
>>707310022
Checked your dubs, and yeah.
I do too, terrible place to raise kids though.>>707310022
>>707309926
any full body?
Hi friends <3
Any cuteboys posting yet?
Happy now?
Stfu
>>707309992
>#springboktourriots
whats that
>>707309926
MORE
>>707310152
I was thinking of raising a family here. What part of Palmy you from?
>Christchurch
>>707310227
One day you'll find someone on here
>>707310243
Have some self respect...
>>707310227
Not in my country boy.
Stock up on your l&p, pavlova and pineapple lumps and get the fuck out.
>>707310227
>Any cuteboys posting yet?
IDbro's still dead
>>707310157
cunts better not
>>707310308
stfu
>>707309926
best pic in the thread tbqh
>>707310319
pic of idbro? how do you know hes cute?
>>707310288
Hokowhitu. Rich cunts and old people. You?
>>707310308
she has none
>>707310308
This is not, not having self respect douchebag.
Go slut shame ya mum
>>707310310
>poor people food
Ew
>>707310396
Fucking lucky bro, I live in Takaro
>>707310243
Start calling yourself Wellylips, cause that shit is cash.
>>707310425
I can almost smell the lack of education. I suppose you don't have a lot to respect?
>>707310468
People would just assume labia though.
>>707310245
just look it up
lmgtfy.com
>NZ sluts are horrible
>>707310504
I love me :)
You don't have to.
>>707310560
fuck off Straya
>>707310439
Stink bro. Guess you were a QEC kid then? Only takaro, Highbury and ashhurst people went to QEC
>>707310504
no-one cares about your 'top bantz' here funnyboi
>>707306856
MOOAR
>>707310608
Nah I went to Boys, fuck going to QEC. Wbu?
>>707310385
Get it. Cause he's yellow kek
>>707310575
That's good then, I'll be like the rest of the males in your life
>>707310669
Saaaame. Class of 2011, fucking hell.
>>707310718
Absent?
Yeah that would be fucking amazing.
>>707310761
As in you graduated in 2011? Do you go to Massey?
quercy. tits. now
>>707310621
Its not bantz, bantz are for people I like, or at least respect. This place is filled with low testosterone beta males and frankly I'm embarrassed by and for you.
>>707310843
Yeah man. What year did you leave?
And nah, just working to pay the bills.
>>707311018
I left last year. Fuck so you won't know any of the girls that I do
What do you do for a job?
>>707310942
fuck off and hang out with your respectable friends then
>>707310243
Open tits.
>>707310090
>>707310504
>Implying educated women don't fuck
>Implying you can't jingle your tits when you want to and still respect yourself
someone didn't get laid at uni.
>>707311061
Mcdees bro.
Nah, probs not on the girls, I know some from your year but not a whole tonne man.
>>707311214
I guess there's no chance of you having pics of anyone I know then. What's McDs like? I need to find a job
wellytits fresh post
another chch checking in
>>707311346
>>707310243
she did
>>707311413
tits or gtfo
>>707311343
Horror of horrors man. A down syndrome goat could work here and it would up the average I.Q, just apply man.
>>707311519
I'm just not sure if I have it in me to deal with customers
>>707311645
You're not selling clothes mn
if you're ugly you're more than likely put straight on prep.
>>707311645
just get into landscaping man, it's the shit
people will generally take you on to do the bitch jobs with no experience
>>707311698
This guy knows what's up.
>>707311645
Yeah, they only get hot chicks, alright looking dudes, gays and managers to deal with customers. Unless you're in one of these categories you'll be sweet.
>>707311698
i dunno man i've been served by some ugly motherfuckers at maccas
>>707311792
I've been keen on being one. What are the bitch jobs?
>>707311698
>>707311813
I'm handsome :'(
>>707311829
Need a green text. Haha
>>707311829
Probably mangers.
The hungry jacks i worked at for a year when i stayed in aus only put the hot chicks on the front.
>>707311886
Every mofo has worked at Hungry Jacks when they lived in AU haha
>>707311861
Post face.
>>707311861
Guttttts. Yeah when i was in aus i had to do it too, got so much shit for being a kiwi. Got in troubl once cause this dude asked me how i fuck sheep with my vagina and i got mad.
>>707311986
>>707311872
>be me
>go to maccas
>some ugly motherfucker standing behind the counter
>'hey man, can i just get a big mac combo'
>'would you like to upsize?'
>'nah man it's all good'
>eat my food
>>707311861
bitch jobs are things like wheelbarrowing gravel concrete and dirt, levelling earth and anything that gets you wet and dirty. do a good job and you'll start doing more fun shit
>>707312072
You can't get away with posting the Messiah,
You watched their show "World Peace" yet?
>>707312188
Of course I have, it's amazing. Hopefully it gets season 2
>>707312081
So you didn't even pay? WTF. Also your maccas need these to limit the amount of human contact we have to endure on a daily basis. These are the reason I started eating McDonalds again.
>>707312446
nah i was much more attractive then the server so they just got flustered and gave me my food for free. it was pretty rad.
>>707312782
fuck sakes, if this is you anonnz I'll post old pictures of you.
>>707312843
fight fire with nudes
>>707312935
Nah i got a bunch of pre trap pics
>>707312843
It's not anonnz, it's that welly chick with the strong jaw.
>>707313026
I'm the welly chick with the...
I'm saying if it's anonnz reposting this.
>>707310707
kek
>>707313026
>>707313058
No I'm the Welly chick with the strong jaw.
>>707313172
post pic with cat. We all know what her cat looks like.
>>707313172
>>707313337
Nah, just write "open tits" on tits. Us old newfags will know what it means.
https://bkdeaux.bandcamp.com/album/the-benjaman-ep drg
>>707313172
Whats my favourite colour?
>>707313536
How am I supposed to know that?
>>707313536
>>707313679
Gunna go with green though.
quercy come back tc
>>707313536
Everyone knows your favourite colour is check 'em
>>707313172
Just how strong is this jaw?
We talking walnuts?
>>707313743
Chch in
Why you fuckers still up?
>>707313699
checked and holy shit.
You guessed right.
>>707313756
Her jaw could crush clams like an otter.
>>707313826
Why are you?
>>707313756
Some would say i look like a man :\
But it's my heritage.
moar tits welly
>>707313878
Some say I look like a man too, I know the feels. The beard and penis probably doesn't help my case.
>>707313859
High as fuck playing fallout
>>707313832
Yeah cause green is objectively the best colour.
>>707313826
i'm up this late every night
>>707314287
So calming.
Val Sharah is my fave zone in WoW because of that, and the unicorns.
>>707314385
Do you get up late too or just get up early and be a tired cunt?
>>707314488
depends what i gotta do the next day.
uni i'm just a tired cunt otherwise i sleep in til 10
>>707314441
Yeah the Waitaks are my favourite place in the country because of that
>>707304123
these threads have always been cucked
Who is the most attractive namefag of these threads?
>>707315352
>Goofbro
>>707315399
>never forget
fuck again.
latebro signing in.
>>707315694
lmao
>>707315694
If you can shitpost this to 300 I will suck your dick.
>>707315759
every fucking night.
any /metal/ nzbros up?
>>707315841
keen
>>707315841
fuck mate theres at least four whole people in here
>>707315916
Only 8 to go.
>>707315931
Querc still in
how do i stop procrastination
exams in 3 weeks
>>707316079
study at the bar with the bros. thats how i passed. get pissed and do work
>>707315991
northfag from the top of the thread
tuesday now and i still got a case of the mondays. feels like my life is one long monday.
>>707316079
stop having 4chan, reddit and facebook open in the background
study away from a computer if you can
>>707315841
>it will never reach 300
>>707315846
Yeeeeah
>>707316079
do something you actually want to do
>>707316498
where you based bro, im putting on a few gigs soon with some pretty big nz names.
>>707316197
Same. I maybe sleep like 4 hours. Balls
Keeping it 300 like idbro
3 hunna
>>707316574
too bad no one likes him
>>707316566
in Chch brĂ¼.
How you gonna swing that?
>>707316653
just word of mouth bro. trying to sort out a nz tour with Skulldom.
>>707316493
Or
>actually wants to give a bj so made obtainable goal
>>707316829
kek, truth
going to look at starting a building apprenticeship within the next month or so
anyone got advice or any idea what its like
>>707316789
Fuck that would be killer, you in a band?
