lets continue this from the comfy faces of /b/ thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
lets continue this from the comfy faces of /b/ thread
Return oh goddess
>>707289595
Hey gimme kik Bb?
>>707289595
What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised
>>707289595
Come back and get us off please.
Looks like the girl from californication
>anonymous image board
>let's show our faces
>i'm a girl, btw
Why don't we petition for upvotes to be added to /b/ as well?
>>707289595
She is not OP
Hottest chick I've seen posting here in a long while.
Handsome roboto reporting in
>>707290107
Well you have no self resepct
>>707290341
>self respect
>/b/
You act like this is real life pal
>>707290505
Hey numbnuts
Someone probably downloaded that pic, and now her nudes are online forever.
This is real life pal.
My penis aches for attention
>>707290674
My nudes are online forever? Omg did we time travel back to 2008?
>>707290674
Yeah, and so is my dick. Who the fuck cares?
>>707290860
u make my penis into the big penis
>>707290860
great that you came here :D already thought we must abandone the thread
Wanted to thank whoever gave me some love in the last thread. Thread died before I could reply.
>>707290860
Came fountains to that ass pic btw, thanks for taking that one. Perfect hips.
>>707290860
>>707291034
Quick, spot the fake.
>>707289595
You should be banned from the internet young gal. Telling your father.
still lookin for the bois that claim they know me
>>707291156
The one I posted with her flipping the bird. It's from the last thread OP mentioned.
Where are you From?
>>707291195
/b/ro i already said i am not her
>>707291034
I'll give you a real world example of a friend of mine: His nudes got leaked b/c his ex posted them online and whenever you look up his name you see nudes.
Look I could give a flying fuck what you do with your life but when you posting your mosquito tits online comes back around to bite you in the assignment don't say I didn't warn you.
>>707290860
so hot! ass pic again while pulling pants down a little bit i love dem tease
>>707291142
It was probably your mom.
>>707291241
They ever guess your race?
Imma take a stab and say you got some eskimo in you
>>707290860
decade younger fuccboi here from last thread.. Shit bitch you is fine. When you driving 2 hours to make awkward conversation with me until one of us decides the date is over?
>>707289595
Full tit pic or gtfo
>>707291424
At least his mom loves him.
A bit fucked up right now. But who cares really.
>>707291424
I have never been burned so badly in my life, thank you anon for this new level of insult. Surely it will catch on
>>707289595
IF YOU EVER USE THE WORD COMFY AGAIN I WILL KILL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU FAGGOT
>>707291195
Like he isn't in this thread. Lol
>>707291261
I live in Central FL.
I have a lot of bruises. No idea why.
>>707291366
I didn't care back in 2008 when /b/ doxxed me, and I don't care now. I appreciate the concern though.
>>707291483
Can't be driving that far out of town. DUIs are a bitch.
>wtf is with all these faces in a 'my ass' thread?
>>707291142
your dad doesn't count.
>>707291241
And I'm still looking for more of you
>>707291611
Sure you have, you looked like your were burned at birth.
>>707291652
That is a glorious pussy. Too bad I'm in Canada with no means to get down there to dine like an emperor on that gate of sin.
>>707291652
Good god. A bit closer in missionary? You're making a lonely volunteer's night. (AMA)
>>707291465
nah no one ever guessed correctly. So many people think I have Asian in me but I don't.
race reveal: im black n white u nerd
>>707291611
Would get fucking wasted with/10
Look like a chill dude
>>707291366
>so is my dick
>your mosquito tits
You do realize I'm not that chick right? And I've been doxxed and had my dick pics posted elsewhere and pizza sent to my house thanks to assholes on here. You know what I did though? Got the fuck over it and moved on with my life. Also there are ways to post nudes in a semi safe way. .../b/ may be real life to you. But when posting anonymously on the Internet, I don't view it that way.
>>707290860
butthole please
>>707291652
>Can't be driving that far out of town.
same, but in my case because I can't afford a car while paying for school.
>>707291537
Hey you kinda look like the guy who killed himself in One Flew Over The Cucu's Nest
>>707291987
It's never too late for a remake
op looks like a sexy jew
>>707291652
Would love to see more with face and tits. Literally perfection
>>707291241
I don't know you. But you are hot af. You should definitely lift that shirt up.
>>707291745
all right that one got me, s'pretty funny
>>707291795
Damn, never woulda guessed. Your eyes are almond-shaped as fuck.
>>707291847
Aw fuck man I'll get wasted with anybody. We could get annihilated and drunkenly converse about dumbass drunk people shit
>>707291652
>DUIs are a bitch
Yup, just got my license back after 3 years. Now I stay out of bars and just pick up beer and bourbon for the house.
>>707292073
very true, unfortunately ...
>>707292086
kek
>>707292173
Dude, I wish my house could drink. It was built '98 though, so it's not of legal age yet.
>>707291732
thats was a rly cute pick up line if im being honest
>>707289595
>>707292463
Love your hair.
>>707292086
btw keep posting nudes you are god tier fap fuel
>>707292508
Thanks :D
>>707292345
My house has been drinking since it was a year old man, how could you deprive you're humble dwelling the pleasure of single malt scotch and cold crisp beer.
>>707292580
Haha. What do you do for a living, out of curiosity? You look like a graphics designer.. or a barista.
>>707292447
Posting without reading thread. Nice job buddy.
>>707292669
Unfortunately, just retail.
>>707292616
I'm a terrible person
>>707292846
Sad day. What store?
>>707291142
You are welcome.
>>707292463
You have a feirce look.
>>707292909
Sam's Club. It's like a Costco. I work electronics, so other than not being a prestigious job, it's fairly decent.
>>707292916
My muhfuckin man!
>>707293100
Nice. I'm deployed in LA right now to help with flood relief. Surprisingly cold outside.
>>707291652
Show us your butthole
>>707291241
Still looking for your tits
>>707293310
>deployed
National guard I assume? Also, I thought CA was experiencing a drought?
>>707293182
Oh shit, it's cringe nigga. Niggato's partner in crime
>>707293382
this
>>707293428
Im not this guy, but i assume he means LA as in Louisiana, not Los Angeles
>>707292931
You like? It's kinda my thing,
>>707293428
>LA
>CA
>>707293428
With a program called Americorp NCCC. Basically civilian conservation corps.
>>707293382
Also want this very bad, almost as much as sharpie in pooper
>>707293486
I have no idea how to respond to this
>>707293537
Yeah, Louisiana.
>>707293537
Yeah LA is the state.
L.A. is the city.
Notice the PERIODS? People really need to use fucking punctuation.
>>707293578
The CCC just changed their name then? Hah. What's that shit like?
>>707291241
You have that huntress look lassie, no use trying to scare anyone on the internet,much less 4chan
>>707293556
No I was joking. You look like a faggot. nobody would think you're fierce with that hair and glasses. You look like you're gonna be the next fucking pamperchu.
>>707293691
FUCK YEAH, SEAKING!
>>707293728
It's hard as fuck, but rewarding. I work 90 hour weeks with 3 days off a month, mucking and gutting homes and spraying for mold remediation.
>>707293587
Oh hey
I remember you from the last thread lol
>>707290860
Godamn, she's perfection.
Yall can see my kitten, hes a huge pussy magnet
>>707292447
You don't know the meaning behind Tits or GTFO, do you?
In the early days of 4chan girls used their bodies to get attention, attention whores, but most wouldn't pose nude, so this became a popular phrase which is now misused by you faggots, to drive away attention whores and forge 4chan into the cp infested shithole it is today.
God Bless 4chan
>>707293964
That must be why he can't stay off of you.
>>707293857
Damn son, you get paid for all that right? If not that some intense volunteering.
>>707291652
I could make a meal out of dat ass
>>707294038
Also the reason this ass cant stay off, hes a curse and a blessing
>>707294073
I get paid, yeah. 500$ a week. But it's slim money for the labor. Doing it for the experience, training, and resume after I'm done. Got 8 months of disaster response left.
>>707293861
Yup, came buckets to that fine ass and want moar pics.
Thats muh boy
>>707294300
so then you get paid a little more than $5 an hour, what job are you looking to get into that is worth all that time volunteering?
>>707294300
Damn, more than I make though. Well good luck man. Don't die out there, I know some crazy shit can go down in disaster areas.
>>707294481
Literally no idea. Just graduated high school, had no direction, did this. Don't regret a thing.>>707294518
It's fucking crazy. Been held at gunpoint multiple times when taking down people's info.
>>707290107
Please tell me there's more of her.
>>707293691
This about to be my steam image I appreciate your posts
>>707294742
well its good that you're getting some experience for future job applications. And you've really been held at gunpoint? Is that a common thing?
>>707294388
What's his name?
>>707294163
That's a nice 3/10 you got there. Decent bod. But reeks of trailer trash and 0 determination from that pic alone. I'll stick to my 10/10 sexy successful redhead thank you very much.
>>707295039
Yeah, lousianans are crazy paranoid bout disaster folks because of Katrina. Gonna head to bed. Night 4chan.
>>707294922
No problem friendo, glad to give keks
>>707291142
I'm happy for you too, but now get back to work, Pajeet
>>707294163
flab
>>707295111
VERY jelly here.
>>707296088
What the fuck does this mean? Do...do you think I'm indian?
>>707291652
lets fug :3
>>707296360
yea, you look like one
>>707296843
Huh, I don't see it. But good to know. Maybe I could change up my look and pass as one.
>>707289595
If i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the Internet is "there are no girls on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because i'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like, "hurr, durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>707296384
Hey, you found that one. Saves me the trouble of finding it on my computer.
>>707296384
Moar
>>707297357
OP wasn't girl in picture. You're a fucking retard.
>>707297357
Sweet copypasta that is completely irrelevant to the thread.
>>707295223
>>707296120
>>707296360
You dont look indian, you look colombian
>>707297432
Why'd you stop posting?
>>707297706
>>707297565
im sorry
>>707297749
Walking dogs, making food, etc.
>>707297883
Piss in a cup?
>>707297714
Ah okay, I can see that way more than indian
>>707297883
Gotcha, it's 3:30am here in Boston. Drunk high and loving your pics.
>>707297883
whatchu cookin? sgetti?
>>707298000
You should do it for trips, except fuck the cup, just piss on the floor like a naughty little cumslut.
>>707297247
No offense, but its because you dont have a black person nose.
>>707298000
Even though trips, no thanks....
>>707298038
It's 0330 here too. I just took an accidental late nap and now I'm wide awake. Luckily I have a bunch of crap to do tomorrow, so hopefully I stay up all day.
>>707298094
Close, actually, it is pasta with sauce, not specifically spaghetti tho.
>>707291611
Yeah... well... YOUR MOM IS A CLASSY LADY AND WE ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE!
>>707297247
Dude, you seem like a fun guy to get drunk with
>>707298353
>>707298042
Fucking beauty. Would eat and fuck into oblivion.
>>707297247
What's your area code? Im 703
>>707298353
Gotta pee somewhere
"i posted in 2008 recognizes my edges i dont give any fucks whatsoever guys"
You're better than that, pee in the glass
>>707298566
wut
Hey here is a recent pic cuz my lights off
UpS worker. Sorter. Union. Yeah.
>>707298657
>>707298353
Wish I could take naps. Worked all way from 9am to 10:30pm and still not tired, I love sleep but my body apparently hates it.
>>707298657
Tits or gtfo
Sup /b/rotherrs
>>707298042
Damn that's pretty. Is it vreal?
>>707298657
Better pic
>>707298297
Ah, I got my pops' nose so iono. I reckon you mean a flatter, wider nose.
>>707298353
Oh neat, lil tip if ya didn't know. Throw some olive oil in dem noodlies and they won't stick together when you put em in the fridge later.
>>707298449
Oh you~ Makin' me blush now
>>707298528
In the 501 right now, sorry friend.
>>707298792
>>707298826
Soz just a longhairfag
>>707298657
Fuck you, usps all the way beatch
>>707299335
Idk im chill with my free health/dental/vision // tuition reimbursment
>>707298353
Spread ass pic?
I'll look for a better quality one.
>>707298042
Ive never seen a pussy so tight.....
>>707298528
same
>>707299635
God damn, I'm gonna be cumming to these so many times by the way. You've already made me shoot three loads since the first thread.
>>707290174
Mia?
>>707299635
do you post on /soc/?
>>707299865
>>707290174
Girl posting is WAY hotter than this slag.
>>707298425
YOU MONSTER!
>>707300059
>greatgooglymoogly
Are you a Zappa fan per chance?
Good evening fellow faggots.
Hello
>>707299934
Not anymore.
>>707300134
Never heard of the guy, looked up some of his stuff. I'm into alternate type of stuff, he sounds pretty crazy. I'll probably check him out though
Any of you florida kids wanna buy some pieces of paper
>>707300249
I wanna fuck you in the ass.
>>707300059
>greatgooglymoogly
Are you a fan of Snickers commercials from the 90s per chance?
>>707300413
The album Apostrophe had the "great googly moogly" reference. It's not for everyone but I love it.
>>707300640
That's gay
>>707300641
They're not bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSAXLayoMKI
>>707289595
>>707290860
OP has great taste in music. Respect.
>>707300641
Pfft forgot all about that. Poor guy. >>707300783
>>707300783
Muh man. That shit played in homeroom twice a day.
>>707298042
Her cunt is lovely.
r8
>>707301144
>most likely a date rapist/10
>>707301144
fuck you look like gary busey's abortion
>>707301373
Holy shit, perfect description.
>>707300249
pretty androgynous actually
>>707301373
>abortion didn't take
Ayyo
What's going on
![Snapchat-6375198693367308047[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6IFBlBk.jpg "Snapchat-6375198693367308047[1].jpg")
shit dude
>>707301779
like a less asian elliot rodgers
>>707301779
Supreme gentleman/10
>>707301779
Looks like a less Irish Cillian Murphy
>>707301958
Patrick Fugit's nerdy brother.
>>707301983
Luckily I'm not an asian nor a virgin.
Sadly however I do not drive an expensive german sedan nor have a rich hollywood father.
>>707302042
*tip fedora*
>>707302074
I've heard that before.
Works for me.
>>707302157
ill take it
>>707302828
moar
