Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Alright /waifu/ it's been fun but it's time for juvia to go to bed
What's everybody listening to?
>The Cover Up-The Protomen
Something about seeing Tomoko like that is cute.
Good night anon. Thanks for leaving your waifu unattended *cough* under our care. I'll take special care of her
Sure, but I only do anal and I don't use lube.
Tomoko is the cutest.
Nothing as yet. But I was listening to this before my shower and needle.
I've been checking out some LoL streams and people ban Syndra a lot.
Due to some changes to items and other champions she is more reliable and stronger now.
It's a /waifu/ meme fam.
So players are scared?
Why haven't you gone back to your furthreads yet?
Well it's a shitty meme, I can tell you that.
Some things are worth fighting for
Some feelings never die
I'm not askin for another chance
I just want to know why
There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home
There's no easy way out givin in can't be wrong
Hey, that's pretty good!
Nobody likes it except the niggers that post it.Its like bananas in YLYL threads.
More or less, yes.
There is a reason to be scared. The damage output is high as fuck.
seems like everyday theres 10 new heretics
I agree. I really wish whoever keeps posting it would stop. But they won't.
They should adapt instead of playing the bitch card.
Ive been listening to a lot of things of that style lately. That album is pretty damn godlike.
I agree with you there.
It's simple, Sachii is the one doing the posting, but I don't know what'll make him stop.
He probably won't stop posting it. Someone always reacts to it.
He's also the one who samefags with "nice feet".
Getting so worked up over an image. Ignore it and move on.
Then I seriously doubt he will stop because he is just laughing at his own old joke.
I'm SO worked up. Can't you tell.
This city's sleeping like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung
Machines can keep you breathing, but what happens when you find a new war's begun?
Flip a switch and turn it off, you won't be able to breathe
So either way you're a casualty
I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline
And with a spark, it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen
I've been expanding my tastes lately
Regardless of how not worked up you are, you're adding fuel to the fire. Things only die when they're forgotten. So forget it.
Thats a good thing though.
Sometimes its better to get rid of a champion so you could play something that saod champion would counter.
Ignoring the picture is a choice, not a requirement. I honestly want to ignore it, but it's been getting posted more and more often, and that irritates me ever so.
>he is just laughing at his own old joke.
I will never understand how he is able to do that.
As I walk through the city streets,
these frightened people watching me pass
there is an evil that holds them here,
and yet they won't try breaking its grasp.
But if I stay here with you,
then I will leave them to their doom
Do not say this is how it has to be
You do no better than the fools of this burning city
It is, I'm really enjoying it.Especially since its make me want to play Megaman
If someone on the other team is doing well, you simply counter them.That's why different characters have different strengths and weaknesses
I guess. Still seems kinda cowardice. What does boosted mean?
Me either. Guess I'll see how ignoring it goes.
Think about what you just posted, you're admit it's a choice and you admit it irritates you. So you're choosing to be irritated. You're better than that.
I Refuge and rearm. Reload and roll out.
Says the one who bothered to make the post. For all you know, we could've lurked since the beginning and just now realized how annoying it is.
I suppose I'll do the same.
She's still my sweet adorably cute waifu
Yes, but as i said now there is even more of a reason to do so.
Something like helping a lower rank player get to higher rank by playing and wining games for him.
Ah... So it's like calling someone a high level noob?
I already see your point, but some of us are stubborn enough to not do just that.
Do you currently see me talking to Sachii? I think not.
There are a heap if great artists out there.
I hate facing Morgana as Syndra.
I'm gonna call here. G'night everyone.
That's not him who is the main poster of that image. It takes some serious archive detective work to verify this. You're right, though, he really likes it and the 'nice feet' replies.
Something like that.
Any mage with longer range or hard cc is a pain in the ass
I can assure you I am not associated with Sachii in any way whatsoever.
Really? It isn't Sachii who posts the picture? I honestly would've never been able to guess.
Ah, fuck it, I got stuff to do in the morning. And for those who give a shit about me:
Simon the annoyance, signing off.
Annie would be a right pain
Git gud nurd.
Try playing the dong vs syndra.
Hey there Kitten~ What's up?
It just seemed like no matter how well I was doing, she was doing better.
Also, their Hecarim was BS to deal with.
But I was the Syndra!
>That's a hilarious match up though
Because no one is up or they're busy elsewhere. So you're left with us.
Aw shucks. I have to be up in six hours so I need to go as well
Ur a cunt!
No, thats just cheating
All she needs to do is hit q or just use ult
Hecarim is a pain to any midlaner without 15 jumps or hard cc
Because you are here.
Turrets fly faster than I put them down.
But as soon as I get my banner, gg afk.
Come on. You know the Aussie way. Cunts are mates, and mates are cunts.
It also doesn't help that was my first time in mid lane in over 4 months. I'm a top/jungle main dammit!
>Pick up turret
>Throw it under tower
>Call it a day
I called you a cunt for a reason m8!
Rory, as much fun as I'm having in my car, I'm missing my bike... maybe it's time i thought about sinking that money into it, eh?
>That doesn't work on turrets nurd, I use it on minions
>Magic damage immune
>pushes wave if you throw it behind you
>holds wave if you don't
>won't get the gold because auto attacks shit
>CD on your throw ability, now you can't throw my turrets
>add a zz rot, now you have more minions to deal with
>I'm rolling in gold
Can't stop the dong.
Oh I see how it is.
>Throw whatever promoted shit you have at a turret while i deal with everything else
>Implying i don't build for mana more than most
>Spam the fuck outta things, and you no longer have anything to throw at me
Do you, Rory? DO YOU?!
>This serves to push your lane non stop
>I stay back and ward to prevent ganks
>Can never all in me
>I'm still farming with all these minions
I'm going to get your turret and then butt blast top, you can't stop me.
this is the only thread worth posting in. that makes me sad.
Was asleep because i passed out
The damn thing will still die quick enough to tower. And Banner has a good cooldown on it. You're SERIOUSLY over-estimating how much that bannered minion can do if it's all alone against a tower.
Then you need glasses nigga.
It can take 4-6 shots. This will slow down your minions if they run into it, plus that's still damage to your turret and a cd on your spell. 180sec cd on banner, plus the Mr and ap I get from it.
My turrets pushing ez pz, my zz rot pushing, your tower getting chipped away like a seaside cliff. That banner minion isn't alone, it's got an army behind it.
Also you need your ball+toss combo to wave clear properly, so you can throw it where it will die, but do no damage, or throw it for cs, and have it fight your minions with my turrets and zz rot minions.
QotT, do you ever fap to weird things of another Anon's waifu?
Mizore, I'm not retarded. I won't let it go till my minions are past.
Bam, that's any minions caught in those 2 Qs dead. You act as if Syndra has no wave clear or something. As well, 180 CD to what, 15 seconds? By the time it does enough damage to seriously hurt the turret, the turret shouldn't even be there anymore since it'll be Post 15 minutes regardless.
I wouldn't say weird, no...
The super minion is just a cog in the dong machine, with the endless seige of zz minions, plus turrets, plus my long range poke, all this adds up to you not farming effectively. That same turret killing my super minion is stealing your cs. Which stalls your mana building, which you need to spam your spells.
>swear to me mum if I had net right nao.
I'm just playing games right now since i can't get back to sleep
Wha? Show you what?
I'm sorry, are you starting the game with a full build or what?!
>I fucking have 2 mana items before I even THINK of getting AP.
I'd say that isn't gunna help, but I do the same shit.
What are you, some kind of autist?
So tell me how you arent acutie3.141 tsun person driverider, given I can plainly see you are one.
Well the fucking meds aren't working right now, so I'm just playing them until i fucking pass out again
I assure you, I am no such thing.
Always with the RIP Kitten.
Think you're just resistant to them at this point?
Two items, id have them between 18-22minutes
>no ap but mana
Then your cool downs fuck you over with weak no ap spells.
By the time you have those, I'll be situated on mana, and already well into building AP. I'm not saying your build wouldn't work, but I'm arguing BECAUSE I've gone against Dongers that do EXACTLY that. Either they were retarded, or I just know how to deal with it.
They probably got to aggressive or to passive. It's an extremely complicated dance when going against other mages. That's why I just take him top and roll face.
But I can see clearly at what you were on about.
I wouldn't doubt it honestly
Basically fucking resistant to pain meds, so whenever I'm hurting like a bitch I have to take more than i normally do
Yeah I want the dick so fucking what? You're just a loser who doesn't have a waifu. LOL
When you play a multiplayer game with strangers do you role play your character's name?
No, it's just a name people call you because they don't know your real name.
>Yes I want to dick myself, that's not the point.
FUCKING LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>Have to deal with that shit as Irelia for 3 FUCKING SEASONS
Should probably talk to a doctor if you think that happened.
Sorry, got caught up talking with a friend about tools and air compressors.
I've got uni in 20 minutes and I still can't sleep.
Help me, Chef.
The bot is here.
KILL URSELF FGT
Oh I dash to you, oh your slow, oh beating me? Stun. Lifesteal bcuz low, oh you try to run? Dash again, true damage, lol ded and I'm full tank, I'm the best xddddddd
>Raise your dongers.
I suggest a black sweet coffee. Possibly an energy drink to sip on through. Or you could not go to the lecture, apparently there are a few that arent compulsory.
Eh it'll be fine probably
I'm actually gonna go to sleep now though since the meds are actually working now
So goodnight senpai!
Please, I was playing her WAY before she was good. Hell, I loved playing her back when she was considered weak as fuck!
Night Kitten, sleep well!
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT?!?!?!
You asked me to prove it
>error deleting post
May as well pop in for a bit. What are you guys up to?
Was it panties?
What did i miss
Fuck irelia of all sorts.
About to head to bed. Checking on the cleaning state of the kitchen first. Parents are home after 2 weeks in SA for a cousins wedding.
Probably a bad idea. But oh well.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
Excuse me while i go sulk in a corner.
Absolutely not much.
YOU OWE ME A 7 FOR THAT! AT LEAST ONE SHOT REGARDLESS OF ROLL!
I rolled a 20.
Show me telegram.
Not an 07. Have an 08.
>magic life counter
In no way is that a d20.
Im just horrible at this for some reason
A d20 is weighted and has opposing faces adding to 21. With no numbers consecutive to the left or right to ensure even high/low rolls.
That is a horrible wew and you should be ashamed.
Kinda. Gotta open the building soon so I'm just sitting here talking cars and listening to Slipknot.
You've seen it!
I know. If only they were dead.
If you like my d20, here's my d6.
Oh I have that one.
But if I throw it and it rolls it's random.
Doesn't mean I don't like looking at it.
All the wrong ways, it would be never used as a true d20 due to it being easily manipulated and too easy to faceroll. Most of the fun is in the failures.
Its easy to get consistant high rolls on a MtG life counter.
Then I appreciate the gesture. I will be more careful in my wording.
i don't know either but im here now and thats all that matters to me
It's also easy to get consistent low numbers then!
But I did roll that 20. Drink pl0x
Nono. You misunderstand.
I roll the d8 to decide the drink. Whichever drink Im pointing at when I roll the number called/rolled on is my drink.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20
Drink 4, consume.
anon why do you hide from me
hows life been for you smug tomo (?)
smug tomo yes and its been the usual kind of stuff nothing out of the ordinary
>Opened my phone and was ready to dial.
I wonder what that number is.
well it looks like its one to short to be a phone number.
That's a full number.
how goes warframing for you
you know what, who knows if i know
havent done it in a while i might today or tomorrow though. mostly been playing world of tanks and xcom 2
I'll regret staying home later on.
People on /b/ have a better taste in waifus than /a/.