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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Alright /waifu/ it's been fun but it's time for juvia to go to bed
Goodnight
>no life
>Juvia claimed
カラミチーマス
I am fucking bored.
Hello again
>>707286894
Goodnight Juvia
>>707280139
who wouldn't be
>>707280930
not really, except work and play vidya
>>707281687
same here
>>707281924
to me you are
Claiming and leaving, good night everyone.
>>707286996
FUCK ME
What's everybody listening to?
>The Cover Up-The Protomen
Claimu!
>>707286960
Something about seeing Tomoko like that is cute.
Ok nerds I'm going to bed. I am NOT a faggot.
>>707287059
Good night anon. Thanks for leaving your waifu unattended *cough* under our care. I'll take special care of her
>>707286733
sauce?
>>707287154
Sure, but I only do anal and I don't use lube.
>>707287174
Tomoko is the cutest.
>>707287344
The fruit of grisaia
>>707287174
She's the best
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>707287167
Nothing as yet. But I was listening to this before my shower and needle.
https://youtu.be/aG2I0JwaAeg
>>707287716
Heyyo.
I've been checking out some LoL streams and people ban Syndra a lot.
>>707287983
Disgusting Shit Covered Paws
>>707287983
nice feet
>>707287983
This is a waifu thread furfag
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>707287964
Due to some changes to items and other champions she is more reliable and stronger now.
>>707288283
It's a /waifu/ meme fam.
>>707288538
So players are scared?
>>707287983
Why haven't you gone back to your furthreads yet?
>>707288613
Well it's a shitty meme, I can tell you that.
Some things are worth fighting for
Some feelings never die
I'm not askin for another chance
I just want to know why
There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home
There's no easy way out givin in can't be wrong
>>707287925
Hey, that's pretty good!
>>707287983
Disgusting paws
>>707288538
That's bullshit
>>707288827
Nobody likes it except the niggers that post it.Its like bananas in YLYL threads.
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>707288613
More or less, yes.
There is a reason to be scared. The damage output is high as fuck.
seems like everyday theres 10 new heretics
>claim
>>707288827
I agree. I really wish whoever keeps posting it would stop. But they won't.
>>707289016
They should adapt instead of playing the bitch card.
>>707288997
>>707288997
Ive been listening to a lot of things of that style lately. That album is pretty damn godlike.
>>707288997
I agree with you there.
>>707289218
It's simple, Sachii is the one doing the posting, but I don't know what'll make him stop.
>>707289987
He probably won't stop posting it. Someone always reacts to it.
claim
>>707290168
He's also the one who samefags with "nice feet".
>>707288283
>>707288827
>>707288997
>>707289218
>>707289987
>>707290168
>>707290345
Getting so worked up over an image. Ignore it and move on.
>>707290345
Then I seriously doubt he will stop because he is just laughing at his own old joke.
>>707290533
I'm SO worked up. Can't you tell.
This city's sleeping like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung
Machines can keep you breathing, but what happens when you find a new war's begun?
Flip a switch and turn it off, you won't be able to breathe
So either way you're a casualty
I've got this burning like my veins are filled with nothing but gasoline
And with a spark, it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen
>>707289930
I've been expanding my tastes lately
>>707290533
Fuck no
>>707290636
Regardless of how not worked up you are, you're adding fuel to the fire. Things only die when they're forgotten. So forget it.
>>707290867
Hell yeah!
>>707291145
We'll see I guess.
>>707290867
Thats a good thing though.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>707288997
How so?
>>707289218
Sometimes its better to get rid of a champion so you could play something that saod champion would counter.
>>707290533
Ignoring the picture is a choice, not a requirement. I honestly want to ignore it, but it's been getting posted more and more often, and that irritates me ever so.
>>707290636
>he is just laughing at his own old joke.
I will never understand how he is able to do that.
>>707288011
>>707288283
>>707288827
>>707288997
They pre-date your appearances in these threads by a large margin. Let them post it, stop digging for attention.
As I walk through the city streets,
these frightened people watching me pass
there is an evil that holds them here,
and yet they won't try breaking its grasp.
But if I stay here with you,
then I will leave them to their doom
Do not say this is how it has to be
You do no better than the fools of this burning city
>>707291145
I refuse
>>707291396
It is, I'm really enjoying it.Especially since its make me want to play Megaman
>>707291463
If someone on the other team is doing well, you simply counter them.That's why different characters have different strengths and weaknesses
>>707291615
I REFUSE
>>707291463
I guess. Still seems kinda cowardice. What does boosted mean?
>>707291489
Me either. Guess I'll see how ignoring it goes.
>>707291489
Think about what you just posted, you're admit it's a choice and you admit it irritates you. So you're choosing to be irritated. You're better than that.
>>707291804
I Refuge and rearm. Reload and roll out.
>>707291615
Says the one who bothered to make the post. For all you know, we could've lurked since the beginning and just now realized how annoying it is.
>>707291857
I suppose I'll do the same.
>>707291615
Claiming Felix
>>707291971
I posted a one-time statement in regards to your comment. You post the same reply every single time. You're certainly doing it to cause drama.
She's still my sweet adorably cute waifu
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>707291804
Yes, but as i said now there is even more of a reason to do so.
>>707291857
Something like helping a lower rank player get to higher rank by playing and wining games for him.
>>707292372
Ah... So it's like calling someone a high level noob?
>>707291954
I already see your point, but some of us are stubborn enough to not do just that.
>>707292354
Do you currently see me talking to Sachii? I think not.
>>707291804
There are a heap if great artists out there.
>obligatory Ayreon
https://youtu.be/y_z4LTWvpOY
>>707292372
I hate facing Morgana as Syndra.
>>707292371
What's her name and what things would you do with her?
I'm gonna call here. G'night everyone.
Sleep well.
>>707290345
>Implying you aren't Sachii
>>707292776
That's not him who is the main poster of that image. It takes some serious archive detective work to verify this. You're right, though, he really likes it and the 'nice feet' replies.
>>707293051
Hey senpai <3
![Syndra [176].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8EcklC8.jpg "Syndra [176].jpg")
>>707292500
Something like that.
>>707293051
Any mage with longer range or hard cc is a pain in the ass
>>707293297
Night.
>>707293360
I can assure you I am not associated with Sachii in any way whatsoever.
>>707293397
Really? It isn't Sachii who posts the picture? I honestly would've never been able to guess.
Ah, fuck it, I got stuff to do in the morning. And for those who give a shit about me:
Simon the annoyance, signing off.
>>707293639
Annie would be a right pain
>>707293051
Git gud nurd.
Try playing the dong vs syndra.
>>707293803
See ya fgt.
>>707293951
See, I already proved my point with the annoyance part.
______
Simon
>>707293525
Hey there Kitten~ What's up?
>>707293639
It just seemed like no matter how well I was doing, she was doing better.
Also, their Hecarim was BS to deal with.
>>707293897
But I was the Syndra!
>That's a hilarious match up though
Why is the late night waifu dead?
>>707294111
i only say that because your husbando
>>707294420
Because no one is up or they're busy elsewhere. So you're left with us.
>>707294680
Oi you tnuc
>>707294680
Aw shucks. I have to be up in six hours so I need to go as well
Goodnight /waifu/
>>707294926
Ur a cunt!
>>707294971
Night Hama.
![Syndra [142].png](https://i.imgur.com/SwpEDkD.png "Syndra [142].png")
>>707293815
No, thats just cheating
>>707294116
All she needs to do is hit q or just use ult
Hecarim is a pain to any midlaner without 15 jumps or hard cc
>>707294420
Because you are here.
>>707294420
ur waifu is cute.
>>707294116
Turrets fly faster than I put them down.
But as soon as I get my banner, gg afk.
>>707286733
You made me go digging for that game
>>707295268
Come on. You know the Aussie way. Cunts are mates, and mates are cunts.
>>707295275
It also doesn't help that was my first time in mid lane in over 4 months. I'm a top/jungle main dammit!
>>707296219
>Banner
>Pick up turret
>Throw it under tower
>Call it a day
>>707296621
I called you a cunt for a reason m8!
Rory, as much fun as I'm having in my car, I'm missing my bike... maybe it's time i thought about sinking that money into it, eh?
>>707296853
>Banner
>That doesn't work on turrets nurd, I use it on minions
>Magic damage immune
>pushes wave if you throw it behind you
>holds wave if you don't
>won't get the gold because auto attacks shit
>CD on your throw ability, now you can't throw my turrets
>add a zz rot, now you have more minions to deal with
>I'm rolling in gold
Can't stop the dong.
>>707296853
Oh I see how it is.
>>707297552
>Throw whatever promoted shit you have at a turret while i deal with everything else
>Implying i don't build for mana more than most
>Spam the fuck outta things, and you no longer have anything to throw at me
>>707298311
Do you, Rory? DO YOU?!
>>707298640
>This serves to push your lane non stop
>I stay back and ward to prevent ganks
>Can never all in me
>Get poked
>I'm still farming with all these minions
I'm going to get your turret and then butt blast top, you can't stop me.
>>707293139
Mitsuka ibuki is her name and I would love to be with her as we get married, have children, retire when our children become independent adults and die old with her.
>>707299006
>Image
this is the only thread worth posting in. that makes me sad.
>>707294116
Was asleep because i passed out
>>707298640
Yep.
like this image
>>707299006
>Pushes lane
The damn thing will still die quick enough to tower. And Banner has a good cooldown on it. You're SERIOUSLY over-estimating how much that bannered minion can do if it's all alone against a tower.
>>707299643
RIP Kitten
>>707300004
Then you need glasses nigga.
it's a nice image
so fun to shop
>>707300228
It can take 4-6 shots. This will slow down your minions if they run into it, plus that's still damage to your turret and a cd on your spell. 180sec cd on banner, plus the Mr and ap I get from it.
My turrets pushing ez pz, my zz rot pushing, your tower getting chipped away like a seaside cliff. That banner minion isn't alone, it's got an army behind it.
Also you need your ball+toss combo to wave clear properly, so you can throw it where it will die, but do no damage, or throw it for cs, and have it fight your minions with my turrets and zz rot minions.
QotT, do you ever fap to weird things of another Anon's waifu?
>>707300809
Only to chen tbh
>>707300620
Mizore, I'm not retarded. I won't let it go till my minions are past.
>Q
>Q
Bam, that's any minions caught in those 2 Qs dead. You act as if Syndra has no wave clear or something. As well, 180 CD to what, 15 seconds? By the time it does enough damage to seriously hurt the turret, the turret shouldn't even be there anymore since it'll be Post 15 minutes regardless.
>>707300809
I wouldn't say weird, no...
>>707300305
This is a very nice image.
>>707301011
you have good taste
>>707300896
>>707301007
show me!
>>707300228
Here ya go
>>707300809
Nope
>>707301007
The super minion is just a cog in the dong machine, with the endless seige of zz minions, plus turrets, plus my long range poke, all this adds up to you not farming effectively. That same turret killing my super minion is stealing your cs. Which stalls your mana building, which you need to spam your spells.
>swear to me mum if I had net right nao.
>>707300228
Yep
I'm just playing games right now since i can't get back to sleep
>>707301372
what are you some kind of fgt?
>>707301284
Wha? Show you what?
>>707301372
That's better.
>>707301480
I'm sorry, are you starting the game with a full build or what?!
>I fucking have 2 mana items before I even THINK of getting AP.
>>707301515
I'd say that isn't gunna help, but I do the same shit.
>>707301945
What are you, some kind of autist?
>>707302372
So tell me how you arent acutie3.141 tsun person driverider, given I can plainly see you are one.
>>707302705
yeah but that doesn't make you less of a faggot, fgt.
>>707302372
Well the fucking meds aren't working right now, so I'm just playing them until i fucking pass out again
>>707302705
I assure you, I am no such thing.
>>707303126
Always with the RIP Kitten.
Think you're just resistant to them at this point?
>>707302372
>ZZ
>Banner
Two items, id have them between 18-22minutes
>no ap but mana
Then your cool downs fuck you over with weak no ap spells.
>>707302879
>fgt
Underage plz go
>>707303930
By the time you have those, I'll be situated on mana, and already well into building AP. I'm not saying your build wouldn't work, but I'm arguing BECAUSE I've gone against Dongers that do EXACTLY that. Either they were retarded, or I just know how to deal with it.
>>707304202
They probably got to aggressive or to passive. It's an extremely complicated dance when going against other mages. That's why I just take him top and roll face.
why do you niggers pretend to be your waifus?
wanting to fuck a 2d character is normal but roleplaying as your waifu?
>Are you sure you just dont want the dick yourself?
>>707303619
But I can see clearly at what you were on about.
>>707304855
we don't
>>707303619
I wouldn't doubt it honestly
Basically fucking resistant to pain meds, so whenever I'm hurting like a bitch I have to take more than i normally do
>>707304855
Yeah I want the dick so fucking what? You're just a loser who doesn't have a waifu. LOL
>>707304855
When you play a multiplayer game with strangers do you role play your character's name?
No, it's just a name people call you because they don't know your real name.
>Yes I want to dick myself, that's not the point.
Threads dead?
>>707305794
4chan is dying
>>707304610
>DONGER
>TOP
FUCKING LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>Have to deal with that shit as Irelia for 3 FUCKING SEASONS
>>707304913
Nuh uh.
>>707305056
Should probably talk to a doctor if you think that happened.
>>707305794
Sorry, got caught up talking with a friend about tools and air compressors.
>>707305990
BEEP BOOP!
>>707305990
sky
>>707306027
Yah huh
>>707306115
I've got uni in 20 minutes and I still can't sleep.
Help me, Chef.
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>707305990
>>707305990
The bot is here.
>>707306027
>IRELIA
>ANYWHERE
KILL URSELF FGT
Oh I dash to you, oh your slow, oh beating me? Stun. Lifesteal bcuz low, oh you try to run? Dash again, true damage, lol ded and I'm full tank, I'm the best xddddddd
>Raise your dongers.
>>707306203
I suggest a black sweet coffee. Possibly an energy drink to sip on through. Or you could not go to the lecture, apparently there are a few that arent compulsory.
>>707306027
Eh it'll be fine probably
I'm actually gonna go to sleep now though since the meds are actually working now
So goodnight senpai!
>>707306115
Prove it!
>>707306296
Please, I was playing her WAY before she was good. Hell, I loved playing her back when she was considered weak as fuck!
>>707306709
Night Kitten, sleep well!
>>707306929
Okay ;^)
>>707307042
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT?!?!?!
>>707307107
You asked me to prove it
>error deleting post
Argh
May as well pop in for a bit. What are you guys up to?
>>707307042
What's up with the huge fork?
>>707307107
>>707307042
>>707307237
Was it panties?
What did i miss
Fuck irelia of all sorts.
>>707307259
About to head to bed. Checking on the cleaning state of the kitchen first. Parents are home after 2 weeks in SA for a cousins wedding.
>>707307317
RIP Mizore
Probably a bad idea. But oh well.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>707307237
>>707307276
>>707307317
Excuse me while i go sulk in a corner.
>>707307259
Absolutely not much.
>>707307698
YOU OWE ME A 7 FOR THAT! AT LEAST ONE SHOT REGARDLESS OF ROLL!
>>707307698
Quad get
>>707307808
Slow day/night?
>>707307698
I rolled a 20.
Consume!
>>707307808
Show me telegram.
>Mizore
>>707307808
Not an 07. Have an 08.
>>707308036
>magic life counter
In no way is that a d20.
>>707307317
The archive has it. It was nothing special
http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/707286733/
here
>>707307808
Im just horrible at this for some reason
>>707308186
>has 20 sides
>in no way a d20
be careful with absolutes duder
>>707307808
Don't be sad! It's a beautiful fork! And the spoon is a nice touch.
Shame there's this dude with the manly torso in the picture.
>>707307698
wew wew
>>707308415
A d20 is weighted and has opposing faces adding to 21. With no numbers consecutive to the left or right to ensure even high/low rolls.
>>707308461
That is a horrible wew and you should be ashamed.
>>707307883
Kinda. Gotta open the building soon so I'm just sitting here talking cars and listening to Slipknot.
>>707308036
You've seen it!
>>707308337
RIP
>>707308455
I know. If only they were dead.
>>707308186
If you like my d20, here's my d6.
>>707308205
Oh I have that one.
>>707308570
But if I throw it and it rolls it's random.
>Mizore
>>707308570
no shit. point is 'in no way'. in some ways it is fag
>>707308643
Doesn't mean I don't like looking at it.
>>707308570
wew
>>707308788
>censored
>shitty ahegao
Kys please.
>>707308693
All the wrong ways, it would be never used as a true d20 due to it being easily manipulated and too easy to faceroll. Most of the fun is in the failures.
>>707308678
Its easy to get consistant high rolls on a MtG life counter.
>>707308643
Good posture though, nice broad shoulders.
>>707308997
i don't disagree with you, it's not even weighted right. point is you're an idiot
>>707287458
until you see her die in front of u "why"
guess whos back
>>707309375
i dont know who?
>>707309192
Then I appreciate the gesture. I will be more careful in my wording.
>>707309439
i don't know either but im here now and thats all that matters to me
>>707308997
It's also easy to get consistent low numbers then!
But I did roll that 20. Drink pl0x
>>707309553
Wew you're still awake?
>>707309553
ok well welcome back
>>707309596
Nono. You misunderstand.
I roll the d8 to decide the drink. Whichever drink Im pointing at when I roll the number called/rolled on is my drink.
>>707309721
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20
Drink 4, consume.
>>707308788
more?
>>707309611
anon why do you hide from me
>>707309618
hows life been for you smug tomo (?)
>>707310321
smug tomo yes and its been the usual kind of stuff nothing out of the ordinary
>>707309618
>Tap image
>Tapped filename
>Opened my phone and was ready to dial.
I wonder what that number is.
>>707310440
well it looks like its one to short to be a phone number.
>>707310321
Because posting pics from mobile is cancer
I'll be home soon
I'm sure you can guess who
>>707309618
3143562347
That's a full number.
i love you rory
>>707310924
well then call it i guess
>>707310924
Ok, creepy. That's a Missouri area code.
>>707310375
how goes warframing for you
>>707310764
you know what, who knows if i know
>>707311046
havent done it in a while i might today or tomorrow though. mostly been playing world of tanks and xcom 2
>>707306306
I'll regret staying home later on.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOgZYaNRn8
People on /b/ have a better taste in waifus than /a/.
wtf..
>>707312109
>>707312115
Oh thx m8.
>>707312122
You too I guess.
>>707312096
/a/ is trash m8
>>707312167
I go there only to trigger and b8 so I'm ok.
