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ITT: we pretend we all live in the same house
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Will you please put down the ducking toilet seat?
>>707283121
Stop leaving your furry suits in the bathroom for all to see
Why are there so many skittles
Are we running a fucking hotel here?
it smells pretty bad in here
Who the fuck flushed the toilet while I was in the shower?
>>707283758
You haunted by the Zimzam kid to?
shit someone hand me the fucking towel
>>707283962
Use my dick to dry yourself off;^)
WHY THE FUCK DID OUR PARENTS NAME US ALL ANONYMOUS
who took a bite out of my dragon dildo?
>>707283444
jose corta la yarda cabron
WHO DRANK MY MILK?!?!?!?!
>>707283962
I can't, I need it to hang myself.
>>707283444
checkem
No niggers in the house.
Faggotry stays in OPs bedroom.
Move your fucking car. Someone has to put food on the table in this shithole
>>707284169
jose was
wow these kitchen tiles look great.
so pristine.
so hypnotizing...
>>707284169
That was me, it was on the table and no one claimed it when I asked. Calm down, bro.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK, who ejaculated on my n64?
Who's got bathroom duty?
>>707284298
masturbating to the tile patterns again?
You all leave half drunk bottles of water all over the house.
We're outta towels again. For fucks sake buy some goddamn tissues if you faggots are gonna fap so goddamn much
>>707284110
cuz we are legion we never forgive we never forget
we are out of toilet paper. again.
Somebody borrowed my ball gag & restraints. The gag was filthy and the restraints were thrown in without being properly wrapped. Someone is going to answer for this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqCIub3SmCI&feature=youtu.be
Why is there a dead body in the basement again anon?!
>>707284377
SIS PLZ. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A THOUSAND TIMES, LET IT GO.
I ALWAYS LEAVE THE KITCHEN CLEAN, YOU'LL NEVER GET DIRTY IN THERE AGAIN.
Who let the niggers in?
who da fuck used my sex doll i had under my bed??? its got cum stains on it WTF
Be quiet faggots, we're going to start the porn shooting in 5 minutes.
>>707283889
Sorry. That was me
family gang bang?
>>707284720
Alright, kids! I'm going off to work, make sure to behave yourselves, OK?
*digs through all the hampers for dirty panties*
>>707284809
should i get on my knees next to the fireplace.
Hey assholes, I'm the fucking Landlord here; where is my fucking rent!?
I'm sick of mopping up this mixture of seamen and tears every fucking day
goddammit brian I am trying to draw
What kind of autistic gorilla did this?
just woke up with jizz on my lip WTF who did this
Goddammit Jose, how many times do I have to tell you to flush the fucking toilet.
why are there a bloody pair of gloves in the hamper
>ITT: Ask questions.
i hate this house.
CAN YOU KIDS SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO DO SOME WORK HERE
who's smoking that weeeed?
Get out of my room im playing habbo hotel!
>>707285576
wasn't me dad, its josh i told him to turn the satanic music down
Who's on fucking /gif/ ?
>>707286127
im on netflix bitch chillin with my girl dont bother us
Who took the kush out of my freezer bags?
>>707286341
For the last time, you cant fuck the fucking cat. Im calling animal control.
>>707285737
I'm having a few of my school friends over, Billy, keep it down.
>>707286341
Ok but just make sure sis is ready for round 2.
Whos making dinner? I was thinking a bowl of cottage cheese mixed with crushed up doritos. Ive been learning from /ck/
WHO STOLE MY FUCKING PANCAKES
>>707286585
That's the cats decision bitch she nodded and meowed when i asked her, so fuck off
>>707286848
Anon can you go to the store and pick up fresh milk? Someome thought it'd be funny to fill up the old gallon with cum.
>>707287181
use sister's tits
>>707284110
what about the younger siblings? Why would they put exclamation marks in their names?
*shits in sink*
>>707283121
Who keeps cumming all over the kitchen bench and kitchen tiles??
hey /b/rothers, who wants brownies? High in protein!
WHO TORE DOWN MY FUCKING FLAG PUTIN IS NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS
>>707287624
Gimme one
Alright, I'm going out for awhile. Nobody touch my frosted flakes or I swear to fucking god there will be hell. I'll be back at 2.
>>707287609
no idea
>>707288031
bring milk, sis tits dry af
>>707288031
sorry my nigga they're just too good
>>707288031
>130 calories of simple carbs that will digest in 20 minutes leaving you hungrier than you were before
don't worry
>>707288031
Sorry anon....
Harold, don't you listen to anything other than Linkin Park?
>>707288031
sorry, ate them all
Why is the fridge literally filled with spaghetti?
>>707288236
Why should I listen to anything else? They are better than any other artist out there.
>>707288338
Spaghetti is good.
>>707288353
dude, your hoodie is on my room
>>707288532
Sorry. Must have left it there cleaning the room. Forgive me.
>>707288031
Ehhh. I'll just replace it with the generic brand he'll never know
the hell happened to our game room
>>707288338
its for my religion group meeting, Flying Spaghetti Monster. They coming in 5 min don't fucking embarrass me
>>707283121
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0QR_2uVYTA
dance competition, courtesy of /ck/
Our autistic brother keeps drawing frogs and is using up all of my paper!
Now he won't shut up about horses!
MOOOOOOOOT!
How big is our house?
Quints get
dont mind me guys just having a press conference over here
>>707288338
sorry anon I bought some fluffies last week
>>707288869
for fuck's sake, we've been here for 5 years and you are still asking
>>707288869
pretty big
>>707289056
Can I join you in killing them?
>>707288188
>sis tits dry af
Anon... p-pls...
>>707289262
GUYS I'M OUT OF SAUCE FOR MY SPAGHETTI
>>707289147
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIIR-UnUvQw
aaaaah heeeell yeah
>>707289388
here, on my pocket, grab some
>>707289388
Lol, apparently some Tao of Badass. I just happened across it on either /b/ or /wg/ a little more than 2 or 3 years ago.
>>707283121
alright kids, daddy's home.
Why are there so many niggers in this house OP? I demand an answer
>>707289746
Yay, ice cream!
>>707289161
b-but anon fluffies are for love and hugs not for biggest owwies
>>707289783
They were barbecuing on our lawn and fucking josh invited them over.
>>707283121
I hate all of you and if any of you come into my room I'll throw things at your head until you are concussed.
Good evening /b/rose! Just woke up, well I'm off to wor.. WITCH ONE OF YOU FUCKS TOOK MY 6a BODY ARMOR SUIT? I 《pic related》
>>707289868
damn right kiddo, now lick it all up!
Hey mang, who took the bong? we literally only have one in this damn house so the dude that took it better give it up
>>707290030
Fuck that. They eat all the beautiful flowers on the lawn and then demand fucking love and hugs. And don't even get me started on the smarties....
>>707290291
Sold it.
hey guys I made us some snacks
>>707290173
*tries to sneak in with paintball gun*
>>707290068
Where the fuck is josh, one of them is fucking the dog
>>707284298
post it
also made a special loaf of bread just for OP
>>707290291
Candle and a bent paperclip to a plastic bottle. Add a little Bic pen case with tape, a wrench socket and a faucet filter. Voila!
Can you please STFU, im trying to kill myself
>>707290180
i needed it cuz my note 7 was acting up again sry anon
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUIT, YOU BETTER NOT BE USING IT TO PLAY PAINTBALL IN THE HOUSE AGAIN.
>>707290383
Did you at least buy some weed with it?
>>707290532
fuck the kitchen, check out what I'm installing in the front hall
>>707290427
Coulda just bought some doritos mayne
>>707290566
Gandpappy didn't teach you fags to roll cigs for nothing.
Now go grind some more kush, I'm out and your mother's being a cunt again.
>>707290448
goddammit josh
>>707290742
Bought some really cheap crack.
>>707290770
That's a trip. Should draw some smiley faces on them.
Ooh piece of candy
WHY ARE THERE NIGGERS ON THE LAWN? *sigh* I'll go get my 12.
>>707290834
yes daddy
>>707290566
D I look like a degenerate peasant?
>>707290874
a crack is fine too
>>707290715
You can't catch me tho i'm the Niggerbread Man
Did you guys drain the pool? Why is the pool drained? JOSH?
>>707284417
Sorry, but drunk me relies on sober me leaving water everywhere.
And then drunk me never finishes them..
Guys I'm gonna roll for dubs reply to myself and then masturbate and sleep on the sofa
>>707291333
>>707291160
preperations for a party, we're gonna fill it with absinthe
>>707290772
don't worry I made pizza too
>>707291337
Shit I'll get there eventually
>>707291399
>>707291101
YOU FUCKING CUNT, YOU KNOW I WORK FOR THE BOOM SQUAD, LAST TIME IT WAS COVERED IN PINK PAINT I GOT LAUGHED AT BY THE ENTIRE UNIT. GIVE IT BACK.
>>707291410
I just wanna masturbate guys
>>707291477
>>707291475
so find some guys and masturbate them
Where's my daughter? This erection isn't going to fix itself, and your mother already left for work.
>>707291402
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hey guys! Is that Tim talking to the neighbor's daughter? Son of a bitch!
>>707291475
>>707291557
Are you fucking with me 2 off again? Fuck this shit nigger
>>707291666
>>707288031
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, I KNEW IT.
>>707291647
Great
>>708291699
>>707290770
holy shit escher is that you
>>707291661
>ever trusting us
You're the one who fucked up m8
>707291766
Who ordered pizza? I'm not paying that shit.
Look guys I got a cat!
>>707291720
sure is
>>707291797
I did but I gotta reply to my own dubs first and then masturbate with it but give me a sec man you're so complainy
>>707291771
>>707291933
>>707291797
Money's on the fucking counter, dead beat.
>>707291661
Frosted bro, help me get back my suit and I'll buy you 20 boxes, I know how much you like "big tony"
>>707291945
Who took my Adderall ? Timmy "lost" his prescription for the third time this week, who's gonna pay for that shit ?
>>707291459
Nah m89 im gonna go cum on it
Anon why are you taking pictures of yourself dressed as a girl with your dick tucked between your legs? You better not be on that dang ol 4chan!
Ooh piece of candy
>>707292076
ONE OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE LITERALLY ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS COULDVE SHITPOSTED AND I COULD BE FAPPING RN
>707292111
guys we really gotta talk about the wallpaper in the bathroom
>>707292047
I WILL END YOUR LIFE YOU LIL SHIT, DO YOU WANT THE BENIS IN THE THROAT AGAIN? I'LL GET THE BALL GAG IF YOU DON'T STOP
>>707292237
>707292288
>>707292237
>>707292191
>>707292076
>>707292283
what the hell are you doing, you monumental faggot
>>707292260
I like it. Just fuck the wall.
>>707292346
Being so autistic it is nearly crippling to even be around
>>707292358
>>707292433
>>707285147
Sorry, I grabbed it with my strong hand
>>707291511
Haven't seen her
AW SHIET GUYS THE POLICE ARE HERE
>>707287181
That took me all morning
>>707283121
WHICH FAGGOT SHAT IN THE SINK?!
Alright nig nogs we need to have a house meeting on who the fuck is going to do these dishes. Roll Call!
>>707287542
*watches and laughs quietly to himself*
>>707292608
they after my drugs anon hide me!!!
I'm going to count to 3, if my suit isn't in my room by then I will detonate the C4 I've placed on our support beams inside the house.
>>707292719
I'm busy being autistic and getting ready to masturbate once I finally complete my mission
>>707292855
3
>>707292719
Just throw the used dishes on the floor like the rest of us
>>707288124
He baloo all over them
2
>>707292830
sorry, I'm the one who took it :3
1
>>707292830
i know i'll be safe i stole these from anon shhh
>>707290180
>>707292983
Give it
>>707292608
let them come, my chi is ready
>>707293052
>>707292396
>>707292993
cmon man at this point it won't even be impressive if you get it
>>707292273
Are you sure you dont want to fuck me you little slut
>>707293114
If I don't get it right now I will leave until I am done masturbating and then probably come back
>>707293222
>>707293023
MY SUIT! GIVE IT NOW OR I BLOW US ALL SKY HIGH
>>707289043
Bring yo tits over here sis
>>707293053
we're saved!
>>707293169
I've gotten within 1 or 2 like 5 times that's why I'm so butt blasted
>>707293333
Time to
Masturbate
Turn that nigger music OFF!!!
And, OP, dressing up like a girl doesn't make you a girl. It makes you a stupid faggot in a dress.
Oh, and whoever drank my 2 liter Dr Pepper, again, it was like 20% piss.
>>707293324
>Oh, and whoever drank my 2 liter Dr Pepper, again, it was like 20% piss.
I know
>>707292719
You know I use a trough, stop yelling your bs thu the house
>>707283121
WHO ATE ALL THE NUTELLA
>>707283121
Ill burn you all ...
>>707293200
Nice try, but i bought a defusal kit.
>>707289746
DADDY!! It took you 25 years to get that pack of smokes...
>>707293200
o shit he's on to me *tries to run but suit too heavy*
Whoever put THIS in the back yard, dispose of it ASAP. I'm done covering for you.
>>707283121
> /a roommate calls my dad a rapist.
I'll do it
>>707283121
If I lived in the same house as all of you I would blow it the fuck up
>>707293200
Nah
>>707293440
YOU TOOK MY KIT TOO? THE COPS HERE ARE FROM MY UNIT, I NEED MY SUIT AND MY UNIT NOW!
>>707290173
Nuh uh, mom said I could come in and play Sonic with you
What's wrong with the internet! Honestly can't we're like 100 antisocial nerds living in one house together and we can't afford anything better than dial up?
>>707284455
>we are out of toilet paper. again.
Take your lazy ass to Costco then! Its been your turn for the last two months.
>>707293563
*tackles the little shit and takes off the face guard* YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? NIGGER I'M LATE FOR WORK NOW
>>707293729
I'll bend you over and take you to frisko town faggot, try me
>>707293888
*takes suit and runs off* see ya lil nigger kek
>>707290601
You better not get any fucking blood on Jake's gun again
>>707293930
I'LL DEAL WITH YOU IN A SECOND, I'M GETTING MY SUIT OFF >>707293563
I'LL TAKE MY KIT WHEN I'M DONE WITH HIM
>>707284650
Let's wait for the reward to get higher and then we turn him in and split it.
Don't wear this sock if you know what's good for you.
>>707293210
is there a problem here
can you guys keep it down I'm trying to browse reddit
>>707284720
Nobody did. Have YOU ever seen a nigger leave any chicken on the bone?
Got a confession to make /b/ros. You know that shampoo you been using? I've shot enough jizz into those bottles to float a battleship.
>>707294023
THAT'S IT, I'M DONE, FUCK THIS SHIT, I WON'T MAKE ANY MORE EGGNOG UNTIL THIS FAGGOT GIVES ME BACK MY SUIT.
>>707292993
>didnt even know i got trips
>wouldnt have known if i didnt have 4chanx
>thanks for the chex, m8
>>707291877
Kitty!
>>707289147
Oh ha ha, whoever put all that CP on my computer better take it off.
>>707294327
i saw him running up stairs with your suit anon hurry
GODDAMNIT ANON, STOP PRINTING OUT MEMES AND LEAVING THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE
>>707292022
I told him to steal some from his art teacher
>>707294526
Thanks bro, I'll get my suit then I'll bring back some Frosted flakes like you asked for.
>>707294562
>>707294526
Kek no im not
>>707292260
Yeah, who keeps fucking my hole? It's too loose for me now!
the band is here for jon's birthday party, who's gonna pay them?
>>707294644
with breast milk please, Thanks anon
>>707294327
Fuck it i can just buy some more kek thanks for your credit card bb
>>707294707
goddammit where are you
*busts through the upstairs bathroom* OK WHICH STALL ARE YOU IN YOU LIL SHIT?
>>707294737
>>707294856
I am everywhere and yet I am nowhere
I am alive yet I can never die
I am an idea anon
>>707294856
Everywhere bb
Which one of you fucking kikes let the milk spoil
>>707292608
Oh fuck! I put the bodies in those trash bins. Sorry guys, I gotta do what I gotta do.
your on the fucking roof aren't you?
>>707294644
get that fucker
>>707294934
HE IS IN JON'S RECORDING STUDIO, HE IS USING OUR INTERNAL COMMS SYSTEM!
>>707293376
That wasn't Nutella
>>707283694
I swear to god, I didn't. Someone has been taking them out of my closet
>>707295116
well it had nuts in it
>>707295073
Fucking autist.
You don't put that shit into the recycling. They know what you put in there. They know.
*busts in the studio* OK YOU LIL SHIT, GIMME MY SUIT.
>>707295114
*grabs the bat* i'm ready lets go kick his ass
WHO JIZZED IN THE SINK
>>707295331
Woops sorry anon couldn't help myself
>>707295262
*busts nut in the suit*
>>707283121
Which anon keeps stealing my panties?
>>707295262
*Runs away* no fucc you m89 give me some succ
>>707295331
sorry i kinda fucked the drain
>>707295331
I only jizzed in my 1/400th of it.
>>707295313
HE IS IN HERE, I GOT HIM RESTRAINED, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>707295452
fuck you bitch, all mine were dirty because SOMEONE didn't do the laundry when they were supposed to
im releasing some gas you jews
>>707295566
what the fuck else is new
>>707295259
Just for that, its your problem now. Good luck trying to explain all the evidence in your room.
>>707294766
Oh that's Gwar. Just give them the box of Frosted Flakes on the floor
>>707295487
>>707295458
FUCK, HE COATED HIMSELF IN BUTTER, THE LITTLE FAGGOT.
can you guys keep it down?
I am trying to fap
/sh/bg7odbhsokgbb0d/xlMb123mC9
Swastikas drawn from human feces on all the basement walls...
Very tasteful, anon.
>>707295645
OK, let's catch him again, we may have to release you know who.
>>707295677
This has gone long enough. Come anon, follow me to my room, we're ending this faggot.
>>707295259
Jokes on you, look at my picture I'm a downy. I'll just pull a Corky on them and they'll pity me and put me in a group home for half a second.
>>707295158
The perfect crime. I can't remember the next step, but after that comes profit
>>707295677
GOTTA JUICE FAGGOT *slides away*
>>707295892
You found the armory? I thought we lost the map to that when timmy used it as tp
K guys
I did what pap asked me to
Nao all porn sites are permabanned
No more fapping to fuckin shemales
for yo
Specially for you Billy, you fuckin twat. Get a life
LOOK YOU LITTLE SHITS, IT WASN'T FUNNY THEN AND ITS NOT FUNNY NOW.
PURCIVAL AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS AND YOU KNOW IT. ITS COMPLETELY NORMAL FOR BEST FRIENDS TO SHARE A ROOM.
GET RID OF THE T-SHIRTS OR YOUR ASSES ARE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU MOVE OUT!!
I FUCKING MEAN IT!!
Who the Fuck shrunk my bananas again?!
>>707295892
aww you shaved your pussy just for me?
*climbs onto roof* *shits down chimney*
heh
>>707296068
LISTEN HERE YOU GREASY LITTLE FUCK, WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, WE WILL USE LETHAL FORCE IF YOU DON'T GIVE THE SUIT NOW
>>707295790
Craig did it, but he swore it wasn't his poop
>>707296020
shut up and hand me the mustard
>>707296256
you shut up
>>707296217
BRING IT SLUT
>>707295992
Good thing too. Me, Eric and Dylan have been itching to shoot up our school. Anyone want to come with?
>>707296231
>Craig did it
NO I FUCKING DIDN'T DO IT!!!
>>707296193
Santas gonna be mad...
>>707286771
For the last time, the cat is not your sister and you can't fuck it!
Sorry about the ceiling fan, thought it'd hold the weight of my noose.
This is the strangest cancer research institute i ever been to
>>707296505
here have a present
/sh/bg7odbhsokgbb0d/xlMb123mC9
>>707296320
We're coming bitch.
>>707296354
Now I remember why Timmy uses it as TP, don't do it this week, wait until graduation, just when they think it's all over then spray em.
>>707296217
*smacks your ass and runs away holding onto the cum stained suit*
>>707296354
im in im gonna rape that little asian girl
Why does it smell like shit in here? You invited Tyrone over again, didn't you??? I told you: NO NIGGERS. Its not that I have anything against black people, its just that you don't ever clean up & we can smell the shit from him piledriving your ass all over the house.
>>707296605
OK, bro I've had it, I think it's time to release "you know who"
>>707292466
Kek
>>707296651
You are dead now, RELEASE THE NECK BEARD!
>>707296775
here he is
>>707296775
>"you know who"
Santa Claus?
>>707296295
no you
WHO HAS BEEN IN MY PANTIE COLLECTION? IT TOOK YEARS FOR ME TO KILL ALL THOSE....NEVERMIND.
>>707296775
the kraken
fuck you and your gay shit, this is now a mikey thread
>>707296622
Timmy is a fucking bitch. Ddi you know I walked in on him fucking a pony plush the other day? Bottom line: Don't listen to that faggot. He's just scared because we go to the same school
>>707297017
Hi Mikey, wanna fuck?
>>707296692
Hell yeah, lets bring her to the house afterwards, she'll love her new room in the basement
>>707296884
Ugh guys I don't wanna work can I just keep watching to anime and jerking off with Cheetos stained fingers?
>>707296884
FUCK
>>707297090
For the last time dad, no I don't want to fuck.
>>707297047
We all go to the same school idiot. Except Cletus Jr. Jr. who gets to stay home with mommy
>>707297248
fuck Mikey, why you gotta do me like this.
/sh/bg7odbhsokgbb0d/xlMb123mC9
Here she is
>>707296884
>>707296912
>>707297008
!>>707296888
>>707297143
The neckbeard is busy masturbating RUN ANON RUN
>>707297370
that's not Santa Claus
>>707297139
I brought you a girlfriend here to motivate you>>707297143
>>707297388
GOTTA GO FAST ALSO CHEK'D
goodbye everybody
