ITT: we pretend we all live in the same house
Somebody borrowed my ball gag & restraints. The gag was filthy and the restraints were thrown in without being properly wrapped. Someone is going to answer for this...
Why is there a dead body in the basement again anon?!
Alright, kids! I'm going off to work, make sure to behave yourselves, OK?
*digs through all the hampers for dirty panties*
Goddammit Jose, how many times do I have to tell you to flush the fucking toilet.
CAN YOU KIDS SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO DO SOME WORK HERE
Alright, I'm going out for awhile. Nobody touch my frosted flakes or I swear to fucking god there will be hell. I'll be back at 2.
dude, your hoodie is on my room
dance competition, courtesy of /ck/
dont mind me guys just having a press conference over here
>sis tits dry af
aaaaah heeeell yeah
Good evening /b/rose! Just woke up, well I'm off to wor.. WITCH ONE OF YOU FUCKS TOOK MY 6a BODY ARMOR SUIT? I 《pic related》
Hey mang, who took the bong? we literally only have one in this damn house so the dude that took it better give it up
also made a special loaf of bread just for OP
Candle and a bent paperclip to a plastic bottle. Add a little Bic pen case with tape, a wrench socket and a faucet filter. Voila!
fuck the kitchen, check out what I'm installing in the front hall
preperations for a party, we're gonna fill it with absinthe
Frosted bro, help me get back my suit and I'll buy you 20 boxes, I know how much you like "big tony"
guys we really gotta talk about the wallpaper in the bathroom
Alright nig nogs we need to have a house meeting on who the fuck is going to do these dishes. Roll Call!
Turn that nigger music OFF!!!
And, OP, dressing up like a girl doesn't make you a girl. It makes you a stupid faggot in a dress.
Oh, and whoever drank my 2 liter Dr Pepper, again, it was like 20% piss.
Whoever put THIS in the back yard, dispose of it ASAP. I'm done covering for you.
What's wrong with the internet! Honestly can't we're like 100 antisocial nerds living in one house together and we can't afford anything better than dial up?
GODDAMNIT ANON, STOP PRINTING OUT MEMES AND LEAVING THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE
the band is here for jon's birthday party, who's gonna pay them?
Oh fuck! I put the bodies in those trash bins. Sorry guys, I gotta do what I gotta do.
You don't put that shit into the recycling. They know what you put in there. They know.
Woops sorry anon couldn't help myself
fuck you bitch, all mine were dirty because SOMEONE didn't do the laundry when they were supposed to
This has gone long enough. Come anon, follow me to my room, we're ending this faggot.
LOOK YOU LITTLE SHITS, IT WASN'T FUNNY THEN AND ITS NOT FUNNY NOW.
PURCIVAL AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS AND YOU KNOW IT. ITS COMPLETELY NORMAL FOR BEST FRIENDS TO SHARE A ROOM.
GET RID OF THE T-SHIRTS OR YOUR ASSES ARE GROUNDED UNTIL YOU MOVE OUT!!
I FUCKING MEAN IT!!
Good thing too. Me, Eric and Dylan have been itching to shoot up our school. Anyone want to come with?
im in im gonna rape that little asian girl
Why does it smell like shit in here? You invited Tyrone over again, didn't you??? I told you: NO NIGGERS. Its not that I have anything against black people, its just that you don't ever clean up & we can smell the shit from him piledriving your ass all over the house.
fuck you and your gay shit, this is now a mikey thread
Timmy is a fucking bitch. Ddi you know I walked in on him fucking a pony plush the other day? Bottom line: Don't listen to that faggot. He's just scared because we go to the same school
Here she is