Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Wew see, I can't get into games like that
FUCK YOU FLAT IS JUSTICE
Stay/Night Illya is 18, thank you.
Nooo, Chen is mine
Face it, it wasn't meant to be
I'm not to post lewds, and Suika won't steal my "Personality"
So I tried discord for the first time (unrelated to /waifu/) and someone is already hitting on me through private message
Is it really always like this?
I DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
Oh please, you'll make me blush
Nah i think I'm safe
>sad pic is sad :(
The cat is the foxes daughter
So you can't have her
Still no proof
Tasteful isn't oversexualized
Ain't no redneck
She's 11 in Prisma Illya so you had a point in the first picture. In Stay Night she's actually slightly older than Shirou
whelp i got work tomorrow so its bed time. I might be on tomorrow. Hope you have a great night!
Good night everyone
>I'm not a redneck
>post gun girl wearing a make america great again cap
Kek keep on telling yourself that
>happy pic then
As in what they do with life. Most rich people can just get something like that, others work for it.
Is it whoring out if you have an agreement with other waifus for mutually assured lewding?
Yep. Just like dakis.
You want to see oversexualised? Cause i can show you
Exactly. Too bad for tomoko
I drove all night to get to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
What in this world
Keeps us from falling apart
No matter where I go I hear
The beating of our one heart
I think about you
When the night is cold and dark
No one can move me
The way that you do
Nothing erases this feeling between me and you
Its a meme you dip
Plus, rich people are frequently assholea or snobs.
You're sexualising a dog shit so no thanks
>obsessed with guns
I don't hate rich people, I'm juat trying to find an upside to being poor
I only support Trump because I don't have any other options
I'm not obsessed with guns
Aw okay. Goodnight emi!
Ok whatever you say party pooper
>still won't stop me
>he's just a party pooper
I said I was going, but here I am
>Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash echos in the distance
You don't exactly like people that you call assholes
No you support him because you were dropped on your head as a little kid and don't know what a protestant vote is
>is in love with a anthro gun girl
>not obsessed with guns
You don't understand how sacred a waifu is. If you got married would you show your wife naked around town?
It's alternate universe bullshit. Stay Night Illya is the best though. Prisma didn't even keep the age difference consistent between Illya and Shirou, she loses 7 years and becomes 11, meanwhile he stays 18. It's bullshit.
If you have things to do I'd say that you should go. Otherwise you may as well stay.
Tomoko a mean
Here's a swimsuit
I can call anyone an asshole, it doesn't mean I don't like them
Who else could I vote for?
Tsun Yun is in love with a killer but isn't obsessed with killing
I'm getting really sick of Yuu's inability to follow orders or to keep his promises of following orders
Watching season 2 of Owari no Seraph. Also looking at warhammer units that I'm too broke to buy. You?
Yeah. I'd brag about my wife and show her off.
I shall return the favor
Watching some YouTube at the moment. Season 2 of Seraph is pretty good.
A lot of them have an ego
AWwwwwwwwwww shiiiiieeeet. Just got High Noon weapon stance.
Time to get a Gunblade for muh Warframe.
ALRIGHT! which of you faggots play league?
THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT HE'S COMPLIMENTING MEM
A good portion of /waifu/ plays LoL actually.
I can't into it.
I did want to see if /waifu/ wanted to start playing a game together, maybe make a clan or something, but it fell through.
IT'S HIGH NOON
There's two gunblade stances by the way
I play a mean Teemo
I'm really enjoying it so far for the most part. Yu is really starting to get on my nerves though. I'll probably finish the season and then call it a night, that'll be a couple hours though.
Oh my hello hikage
I shall raise you one skimpy pic of my own
Yeh, but memes man. It's High. Fucking. Noon.
That's a cute pic
Alright then negro
i know but mostly directed at the faggots that i talk to on this thread
nah it's not high noon where I'm at
Yeah, Yuu pisses me off too. He's too reckless. I want a 3rd season, but who knows when that will be
Just saying you are going to get a lot of feedback. Probably. Maybe. Maybe not.
IT'S ALWAYS HIGH NOON!
Juvia is a fucking slut
If you want to share porn of your waifu do it in private
He just ate one too many tic tags, and while I know he'll plot armor through it I think that'd be the perfect way for him to die.
Look at dem trips! And check these dubs.
Agreed, if the main character was someone else, I think the series would be a lot better. On an unrelated note, that is a gorgeous picture of Illya.
yup, those are trips
Shame you didn't roll for lewds
Zuzuzu. Hi there.
No dubs for you
IT WAS IMPLIED
It is never implied. You wasted trips.
LIAR NO ITS NOT!
rolls are always implied as long as you said earlier that your gonna roll for something
NOTHING BUT LIES!
>tfw i made that
Hey that's not nice
How are you tonight?
She is not, she's beautiful and i intend to show that. Besides the more you complain the more it encourages me
>trips of truth
True but tomoko is too dumb to see it
I dunno. I call a lot of my rolls for trips and lewds. Most of the time I'll even let my own trips slide because I didn't explicitly say I was rolling for trips.
BUT CHECK THESE DUBS FAM!
Yes it is
You're an asshole
I feel like it was implied well enough last thread
He's just mad his waifu isn't a form of art like yours
DFC may be nice, but when did you ever see a beautiful statue with a flat chest(men don't count)?
DFC is a meme and we all know it
It's all about busty blondes
Don't be mad at me because you didn't call for lewds
DFC is not a meme.
I will admit, Ran's chest is quite nice. But I will always be a member of Camp DFC.
Oh boy I sure hope this fight doesn't turn into a "you weren't angry enough to win at first"
I'd like this series more if literally any of the side characters were the main character.
Thank you! You have a lot of really cute pictures of Galil too!
The statue I have of Tomoko on my desk
Heresy DFC isn't a meme its a lifestyle
Not as lewd as some I have.
We had a war between DFC and Tig ol Bitties. We came to a compromise.
Like, if Shinoa were the MC, it would be WAY better. Shes best girl material anyway, why not make her MC too?
Just because I agree with you about bust blondes doesn't mean I like you.
AND I CAN BE MAD AT WHOEVER I WANT
I had a good, hearty chuckle at that.
>assumes everyone is supposed to like the same thing
Ok tomoko. You go ahead and keep thinking that while i enjoy my large chested waifu
Oh please you'll make me blush
Yeah, Ran is great
As long as that compromise is that Foxy chest is best
so close, yet very, very far
How back to sleep, digi-sword. I already said Goodnight
Thats really weird. And rin, saber, Lancer and all?
Hiccup please be careful with that knife
Well, kitty-bunny. You lurking?
Everyone knows large chested women are plebs choice
I see how it is! I hop back in to say hello and this is the response I get?
The blushing only makes it cuter
>Says something is for plebs
Oh laddy, ya got me sides dyin'
No. Holstaur was best of the big chests.
Tasteful lewd. Some definitely 2.0. Have to be prepared for that eventual trips roll by Tomo or Ruri.
Damn you smugs. If that's who i think it is I'm going to be in big trouble
>assumes i like her for her chest only
No you're right. I don't like her character or anything.
Hell it'd even be better if they just focused on Mika mainly with some Yu, at least Mika literally has nothing to lose and so justifies his behavior!
Rin is still the same age as well, still a crystal mage and all that (Shirou knows nothing of magic). Irisviel and Kiritsugu are still alive also. Illya and her other magical girl friend are trying to collect "class cards" which they can use to basically become that servant (hence this picture). Saber and all the other servants are now their alter selves except just mindlessly evil and must be defeated in order to get their cards. As it's own show its not bad (it starts to get very fanservicy as it goes on unfortunately), but as a spin off I think it's fucking awful.
>Not wanting to stick your face in this bust
Oh, pretty close
Mega Milk Club is still best
they're just jelly
shinoa please no bully
Eh. I don't get excited for trips or rolls anymore.
I'm sorry ;_; I didn't mean it like that
Oh my! I lewd only with bun before. And that one time with some anon's birthday who asked for panties
Fan service you say? Kek i thought shirou knew projection magic
I'm not! I want you to be safe. Now why would i want to verbally hurt a cutey
I'm just messing with you! I'm just bored and working on the final draft of this paper
Damn right they are.
You won't stop, will you?
Would Felix be DFC?
She has other features that are fine. And again, I prefer smaller breasts. More than a mouthful feels like a waste to me.
And Felix is a male. He doesn't have a cup size. Or at least he shouldn't.
Not in Prisma Illya, or if he does he hasn't shown any indication of knowing about it. There is an alternate Shirou from an alternate universe who was part of an alternate holy grail war who is quite the bad ass with magic and is basically half way to becoming Archer. I think his recollection of his holy grail war is excellent though and I'd love to see that expanded on and animated, but I'm doubtful it ever will.
That's good. Any plans for the week?
...that was indeed my waifu and now i am in very big trouble. Damn you smugs
You're so kind
same if it happens it happens, unless they use a really nice pic that works for roles unintentionally
please don't be like tsunyun
Hey Best Boi
And yes he would
I'm really not
Its a mutual agreement. If one lewds, we all lewd.
Okay, for reals this time, I'm going to bed. Good night /waifu/!
Now that isn't to say that I don't TRY and call my rolls. But I'm not one to sperg out if I get something like quads or quints or even sexts.
You have to roll trips and call them tho. Otherwise there would be a lot more lewd posting.
Good night for reals this time Yuuki!
Yay! Now stop talking to us and finish thst paper. You know it's important
Oooooor that. Goodnight digi-sword!
Its usually with waifus not Husbandos but Dio is a JTTF so Im guessing felix would be a dfc
I've only seen UBW so my knowledge is limited and couldn't even watch zero. Completely forgotten about it and finished akrham knight for the 3rd time
Good. I hope she'll give you more lectures in the future
I'm not don't worry
Be careful. If you roll for our lewds, we can roll for your lewds.
And we don't pussy foot around with these 1.5 lewds.
I forgot that one.
Oh, you want in the mutual lewding?
Basically in Prisma Illya the holy grail war that happened in Zero and the one that happened in stay/night and UBW never happened and Illya was able to grow up as a normal girl (until she became a magical girl) and then obviously the age changes as well.
Well you're nice to me, therefore you're nice
You can't argue with smugs on lewds, he'll never budge
No you don't understand. She's even more mad that i did it again after the last time she found out
>a lecture is the best thing that could happen
Do you now smuggie
Where'd you go in the day thread?
Isnt it pretty late for you?
I am gonna guess you're taking tomorrow off?
Technically it's very early. It's 1:11 for me, but I want ot finish Owari no Seraph before bed. I'm on episode 11 so it won't be much longer. How'd you sleep?
Oh. I see
I was meming. I expected not to get trips
No thank you
UBW illya was kill?
Cause I got really sad they killed a little girl
Very good. This makes the shinoa happy. My job for the night is done now. I may rest
Yes I do lol and in so sorry for dropping out like that. I completely forgotten about it. No lie
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
You're the nice one here
Good night smugger, sleep well
So apparently 2 hours is now equal to 4 hours. Whatever.
Right as I get back, too...
I've never heard of that anime, but I feel ya
Whats it about?
I slept okay, short but I'm used to it
People always complain about sleeping pills but they do the trick for me
It's fine, have sweet dreams you qt
Gonna do anything with your Columbus day?
Did you screencap your own get with your own (You)?
>doesn't understand the physical and emotional pain iI'm about to endure
She's going to give me the look then yell at me
>it's so scary smugs
I don't know. I just try to get along with everyone
i'm a hardcore faggot, yes i screencapped my own get.
Trump won the debate
>You'd be in jail
It's the series Shinoa is from, it's humans v vampire and that's about all I can reliably explain I think. I like the series but really don't like the main character.
I usually take melatonin if I can't get to sleep after an hour, usually works for me.
Glad to hear that you slept well though even if it was short. Any notable dreams?
Just don't tell anyone else I'm a faggot, I have a reputation to uphold here.
I don't have an image of Tomoko laughing hard enough to properly reply to your post.
So have a smug image instead.
Oh alright sounds kinda fun
Should I check it out?
Isnt smugs the main?
Yea exactly it's like a last resort
And no not really, that is an effect of these pills, just darkness and sleep
But I'm gonna go to class so I won't answer but I'll see your reply
I'm on discord though if you care
Did i hear mavis is a faggot?
>would've never guessed that