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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707259407
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>707269560
Like dakis?
>>707269713
Wew see, I can't get into games like that
>>707269825
Hehe~
>>707269978
BAD
>>707270109
FUCK YOU FLAT IS JUSTICE
>no oversexualised content
Still here
>>707269100(Smugger)
Stay/Night Illya is 18, thank you.
>>707269713 (Rem)
Nooo, Chen is mine
>>707269838 (CatGun)
Rekt
Face it, it wasn't meant to be
I'm not to post lewds, and Suika won't steal my "Personality"
So I tried discord for the first time (unrelated to /waifu/) and someone is already hitting on me through private message
Is it really always like this?
>>707270286
I DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>707269978
Tomoko apparently
>>707270109
Oh please, you'll make me blush
>>707270286
Nah i think I'm safe
>>707270286
Have fun
>>707270372
You claimed the fox tho
>>707270434
Sorry, qt
>>707270366
Oh
>>707270451
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707270514
Mhmm
>>707270549
No u
>sad pic is sad :(
>>707270686
Are you saying I was asking for it?
>>707270549
The cat is the foxes daughter
So you can't have her
>>707270794
I'm apologizing for hitting on you faggot
>>707270744
Still no proof
>>707270514
>no oversexualised content
>>707270263
>
>>707270286
can't they all coexist? :(
>>707270330
Tasteful isn't oversexualized
>>707269713
What?
>>707269856
Ain't no redneck
>>707270744
She's 11 in Prisma Illya so you had a point in the first picture. In Stay Night she's actually slightly older than Shirou
>>707270514
oh welllll
>>707270744
whelp i got work tomorrow so its bed time. I might be on tomorrow. Hope you have a great night!
Good night everyone
>>707271264
>I'm not a redneck
>post gun girl wearing a make america great again cap
Kek keep on telling yourself that
>>707270744
>happy pic then
>>707270913
Fack
>>707271264
As in what they do with life. Most rich people can just get something like that, others work for it.
>>707269856
Is it whoring out if you have an agreement with other waifus for mutually assured lewding?
>>707270286
Yep. Just like dakis.
>>707270925
This is sexual harassment
>>707271264
MAGA
A
G
A
nice hat
>>707271172
You want to see oversexualised? Cause i can show you
>>707271476
Exactly. Too bad for tomoko
I drove all night to get to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
Crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep
To make love to you
Is that alright
I drove all night
What in this world
Keeps us from falling apart
No matter where I go I hear
The beating of our one heart
I think about you
When the night is cold and dark
No one can move me
The way that you do
Nothing erases this feeling between me and you
>>707271531
Its a meme you dip
>>707271544
Ah,yeah.
Plus, rich people are frequently assholea or snobs.
>>707271790
Hey Mavis
>>707270913
hello fluffy
>>707271826
You're sexualising a dog shit so no thanks
>>707271971
>hates rich
>trump supporter
>obsessed with guns
Closet redneck
>>707272198
Hello Mavis Sandler
>>707272242
I don't hate rich people, I'm juat trying to find an upside to being poor
I only support Trump because I don't have any other options
I'm not obsessed with guns
>>707271069
Hehe~
>>707271196
No
>>707271353
WEW
Fucking lolis
>>707271476
Aw okay. Goodnight emi!
>>707271544
Yay!
>>707271734
Lewd
>>707272242
Ok whatever you say party pooper
>still won't stop me
>>707272400
Wew
>>707272647
Ignore tomoko.
>he's just a party pooper
>>707272676
You're bluffing
*phone rings*
Right?
>>707272822
night night
>>707272822
Night Alice
I said I was going, but here I am
>Should I Stay or Should I Go by The Clash echos in the distance
I am an aspie
>>707272647
You don't exactly like people that you call assholes
No you support him because you were dropped on your head as a little kid and don't know what a protestant vote is
>is in love with a anthro gun girl
>not obsessed with guns
Yeah okay
>>707272845
You don't understand how sacred a waifu is. If you got married would you show your wife naked around town?
>>707272676
It's alternate universe bullshit. Stay Night Illya is the best though. Prisma didn't even keep the age difference consistent between Illya and Shirou, she loses 7 years and becomes 11, meanwhile he stays 18. It's bullshit.
>>707273045
If you have things to do I'd say that you should go. Otherwise you may as well stay.
>>707273381
I don't, so here I am. What's good?
>>707272845
Tomoko a mean
Here's a swimsuit
>>707273209
I can call anyone an asshole, it doesn't mean I don't like them
Who else could I vote for?
Tsun Yun is in love with a killer but isn't obsessed with killing
As usual.
>>707272676
I'm getting really sick of Yuu's inability to follow orders or to keep his promises of following orders
>>707273682
Watching season 2 of Owari no Seraph. Also looking at warhammer units that I'm too broke to buy. You?
>>707273209
Yeah. I'd brag about my wife and show her off.
>>707274060
Thank you.
I shall return the favor
>
>>707274249
Watching some YouTube at the moment. Season 2 of Seraph is pretty good.
>>707271971
A lot of them have an ego
>>707272822
Night
>>707274061
Hello Shizuri
AWwwwwwwwwww shiiiiieeeet. Just got High Noon weapon stance.
Time to get a Gunblade for muh Warframe.
ALRIGHT! which of you faggots play league?
>>707271765
THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT HE'S COMPLIMENTING MEM
>>707274349
I've also got this rather skimpy pic
>>707274604
A good portion of /waifu/ plays LoL actually.
I can't into it.
I did want to see if /waifu/ wanted to start playing a game together, maybe make a clan or something, but it fell through.
>>707274581
IT'S HIGH NOON
There's two gunblade stances by the way
>>707274604
I play a mean Teemo
>>707274504
I'm really enjoying it so far for the most part. Yu is really starting to get on my nerves though. I'll probably finish the season and then call it a night, that'll be a couple hours though.
>>707274604
Oh my hello hikage
>>707274698
I shall raise you one skimpy pic of my own
>
>>707274910
Yeh, but memes man. It's High. Fucking. Noon.
>>707274982
That's a cute pic
>>707275078
Alright then negro
>>707274751
i know but mostly directed at the faggots that i talk to on this thread
>>707275078
hello juvia
>>707275312
nah it's not high noon where I'm at
>>707274982
Yeah, Yuu pisses me off too. He's too reckless. I want a 3rd season, but who knows when that will be
>>707275495
Just saying you are going to get a lot of feedback. Probably. Maybe. Maybe not.
IT'S ALWAYS HIGH NOON!
Juvia is a fucking slut
If you want to share porn of your waifu do it in private
>>707275721
It's not porn
>>707274910
>>707275888
Ayy nigga
>>707275619
He just ate one too many tic tags, and while I know he'll plot armor through it I think that'd be the perfect way for him to die.
>>707274061
Zuzuzuzuzuzuzu.
>>707275888
Look at dem trips! And check these dubs.
>>707275961
Agreed, if the main character was someone else, I think the series would be a lot better. On an unrelated note, that is a gorgeous picture of Illya.
>>707276041
Well SHIT
>>707275958
yup, those are trips
Shame you didn't roll for lewds
>>707274532
Hello.
>>707276012
Zuzuzu. Hi there.
>>707276041
No dubs for you
>>707276336
IT WAS IMPLIED
>>707276455
It is never implied. You wasted trips.
>>707276455
This >>707276549
Get rekt and post lewds
>>707275652
i understand
LIAR NO ITS NOT!
>>707276230
please
>>707276455
rolls are always implied as long as you said earlier that your gonna roll for something
>>707276549
NOTHING BUT LIES!
>>707276455
>tfw i made that
feelsgoodman
>>707275346
Hey that's not nice
>>707275495
How are you tonight?
>>707275721
She is not, she's beautiful and i intend to show that. Besides the more you complain the more it encourages me
>>707275888
>trips of truth
True but tomoko is too dumb to see it
>>707276741
Juvia a shit
She isn't even DFC
>Tomoko
>>707276414
Zuzuzu. Helloyoyo
>>707276976
>>707276654
I dunno. I call a lot of my rolls for trips and lewds. Most of the time I'll even let my own trips slide because I didn't explicitly say I was rolling for trips.
BUT CHECK THESE DUBS FAM!
>>707277111
Fuck
>>707276549
Yes it is
>>707276644
You're an asshole
>>707276654
I feel like it was implied well enough last thread
>>707276741
He's just mad his waifu isn't a form of art like yours
>>707276919
DFC may be nice, but when did you ever see a beautiful statue with a flat chest(men don't count)?
>>707276692
Thanks mayne
>>707276919
DFC is a meme and we all know it
It's all about busty blondes
>>707277201
Don't be mad at me because you didn't call for lewds
>>707277306
DFC is not a meme.
I will admit, Ran's chest is quite nice. But I will always be a member of Camp DFC.
>>707276114
Oh boy I sure hope this fight doesn't turn into a "you weren't angry enough to win at first"
I'd like this series more if literally any of the side characters were the main character.
Thank you!
>>707275346
Thank you! You have a lot of really cute pictures of Galil too!
>>707277201
>statue
The statue I have of Tomoko on my desk
>>707277306
Heresy DFC isn't a meme its a lifestyle
goodnight
>>707272676
Not as lewd as some I have.
>>707277306
We had a war between DFC and Tig ol Bitties. We came to a compromise.
>>707277474
Like, if Shinoa were the MC, it would be WAY better. Shes best girl material anyway, why not make her MC too?
>>707277306
Just because I agree with you about bust blondes doesn't mean I like you.
AND I CAN BE MAD AT WHOEVER I WANT
Roll
>>707277474
Aw, thanks
>>707277564
I had a good, hearty chuckle at that.
>>707277658
Goodnight Kalashnikov
>>707277474
Even Old-Man-Pleaser Tohsaka Rin?
>>707276919
>assumes everyone is supposed to like the same thing
Ok tomoko. You go ahead and keep thinking that while i enjoy my large chested waifu
>
>>707277201
Oh please you'll make me blush
>>707277306
>busty
>blonde
Double win
>>707277474
>>707277858
Oh wait nvm
Wasn't paying attention to the conversation
>>707277452
Yeah, Ran is great
>>707277686
As long as that compromise is that Foxy chest is best
>>707277705
so close, yet very, very far
>>707272845
Nope
>>707273045
How back to sleep, digi-sword. I already said Goodnight
>>707273381
Thats really weird. And rin, saber, Lancer and all?
>>707274249
Agreed
>>707274604
Hiccup please be careful with that knife
>>707277686
How lood?
Well, kitty-bunny. You lurking?
HAHAHAHAAHAA
>>707277874
Everyone knows large chested women are plebs choice
>>707278115
I see how it is! I hop back in to say hello and this is the response I get?
>>707277874
The blushing only makes it cuter
>>707278027
Roll
>>707278179
>Says something is for plebs
>Posts Tomoko
Oh laddy, ya got me sides dyin'
>>707276414
>>707276414
HNGNGNGNGNGNGN
>>707278027
No. Holstaur was best of the big chests.
>>707278115
Tasteful lewd. Some definitely 2.0. Have to be prepared for that eventual trips roll by Tomo or Ruri.
I LOVE CHEESE!
>>707278115
Damn you smugs. If that's who i think it is I'm going to be in big trouble
*answers phone*
>>707278179
>assumes i like her for her chest only
No you're right. I don't like her character or anything.
>>707278559
oh stop~
>
>>707277689
Hell it'd even be better if they just focused on Mika mainly with some Yu, at least Mika literally has nothing to lose and so justifies his behavior!
>>707278115
Rin is still the same age as well, still a crystal mage and all that (Shirou knows nothing of magic). Irisviel and Kiritsugu are still alive also. Illya and her other magical girl friend are trying to collect "class cards" which they can use to basically become that servant (hence this picture). Saber and all the other servants are now their alter selves except just mindlessly evil and must be defeated in order to get their cards. As it's own show its not bad (it starts to get very fanservicy as it goes on unfortunately), but as a spin off I think it's fucking awful.
>>707278179
>Not wanting to stick your face in this bust
>>707278559
Oh, pretty close
>>707278706
Fair enough
Mega Milk Club is still best
>>707276741
gud
>>707277111
shh
>>707277201
they're just jelly
>>707278115
shinoa please no bully
>>707279048
>Mega Milk
>>707279075
Eh. I don't get excited for trips or rolls anymore.
>>707278405
I'm sorry ;_; I didn't mean it like that
>>707278706
Oh my! I lewd only with bun before. And that one time with some anon's birthday who asked for panties
>>707278969
Good
>>707279035
Fan service you say? Kek i thought shirou knew projection magic
>>707279075
I'm not! I want you to be safe. Now why would i want to verbally hurt a cutey
>>707279558
I'm just messing with you! I'm just bored and working on the final draft of this paper
>>707278969
>
>>707279048
Roll
>>707279075
Damn right they are.
Claiming Felix
>>707279208
Poor Tomato
>>707280139
You won't stop, will you?
>>707280303
Would Felix be DFC?
>>707280598
She has other features that are fine. And again, I prefer smaller breasts. More than a mouthful feels like a waste to me.
And Felix is a male. He doesn't have a cup size. Or at least he shouldn't.
>>707279558
Not in Prisma Illya, or if he does he hasn't shown any indication of knowing about it. There is an alternate Shirou from an alternate universe who was part of an alternate holy grail war who is quite the bad ass with magic and is basically half way to becoming Archer. I think his recollection of his holy grail war is excellent though and I'd love to see that expanded on and animated, but I'm doubtful it ever will.
>Illyasviel
>>707279075
That's good. Any plans for the week?
>>707279558
...that was indeed my waifu and now i am in very big trouble. Damn you smugs
>>707280139
You're so kind
>
Well I'm going to go to sleep
>>707281135
Have a good night, Ran.
>>707279208
same if it happens it happens, unless they use a really nice pic that works for roles unintentionally
>>707279558
please don't be like tsunyun
>>707280303
Hey Best Boi
>>707280598
Nope.
Roll
And yes he would
>>707280930
I'm really not
>
>>707279558
Its a mutual agreement. If one lewds, we all lewd.
>>707281135
Sleep well
Okay, for reals this time, I'm going to bed. Good night /waifu/!
>>707281325
Now that isn't to say that I don't TRY and call my rolls. But I'm not one to sperg out if I get something like quads or quints or even sexts.
>>707281525
You have to roll trips and call them tho. Otherwise there would be a lot more lewd posting.
>>707281630
Good night for reals this time Yuuki!
>>707279737
>>707281630
Yay! Now stop talking to us and finish thst paper. You know it's important
Oooooor that. Goodnight digi-sword!
>>707280598
Its usually with waifus not Husbandos but Dio is a JTTF so Im guessing felix would be a dfc
>>707280833
I've only seen UBW so my knowledge is limited and couldn't even watch zero. Completely forgotten about it and finished akrham knight for the 3rd time
>>707280930
Good. I hope she'll give you more lectures in the future
>>707281135
Night
>>707281325
I'm not don't worry
>>707281525
>trips
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>707281886
I see u 2, tsunny
>>707281924
Be careful. If you roll for our lewds, we can roll for your lewds.
And we don't pussy foot around with these 1.5 lewds.
>>707281687
I forgot that one.
>>707281924
Oh, you want in the mutual lewding?
>>707281886
Good morning!
>>707281924
Basically in Prisma Illya the holy grail war that happened in Zero and the one that happened in stay/night and UBW never happened and Illya was able to grow up as a normal girl (until she became a magical girl) and then obviously the age changes as well.
>>707281521
Well you're nice to me, therefore you're nice
>
>>707281525
You can't argue with smugs on lewds, he'll never budge
>>707281630
Goodnight
>>707281924
No you don't understand. She's even more mad that i did it again after the last time she found out
>a lecture is the best thing that could happen
>>707281990
Do you now smuggie
Where'd you go in the day thread?
>>707282500
Morning
Isnt it pretty late for you?
>>707282815
I am gonna guess you're taking tomorrow off?
hot
>>707283160
Technically it's very early. It's 1:11 for me, but I want ot finish Owari no Seraph before bed. I'm on episode 11 so it won't be much longer. How'd you sleep?
Sleepy individuals in a cozy thread.
>>707282126
Oh. I see
>>707282374
I was meming. I expected not to get trips
No thank you
>>707282500
UBW illya was kill?
Cause I got really sad they killed a little girl
>>707282859
Very good. This makes the shinoa happy. My job for the night is done now. I may rest
>>707283160
Yes I do lol and in so sorry for dropping out like that. I completely forgotten about it. No lie
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>707282859
You're the nice one here
>>707283160
Yeah
>>707283900
Goodnight smug
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
>>707283900
Good night smugger, sleep well
AGAIN
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
So apparently 2 hours is now equal to 4 hours. Whatever.
>>707283900
Right as I get back, too...
>>707284489
GRAB AMERICA BY THE PUSSY
>>707284621
MAGA
A
G
A
>>707283644
Very funny
I've never heard of that anime, but I feel ya
Whats it about?
I slept okay, short but I'm used to it
People always complain about sleeping pills but they do the trick for me
>>707283900
It's fine, have sweet dreams you qt
>>707284329
Gonna do anything with your Columbus day?
>>707284716
Did you screencap your own get with your own (You)?
>>707283900
>doesn't understand the physical and emotional pain iI'm about to endure
She's going to give me the look then yell at me
>it's so scary smugs
>
>>707284329
I don't know. I just try to get along with everyone
>>707284797
i'm a hardcore faggot, yes i screencapped my own get.
>>707284716
Trump won the debate
>You'd be in jail
>>707284893
At least you admit it.
>>707284767
It's the series Shinoa is from, it's humans v vampire and that's about all I can reliably explain I think. I like the series but really don't like the main character.
I usually take melatonin if I can't get to sleep after an hour, usually works for me.
Glad to hear that you slept well though even if it was short. Any notable dreams?
>>707285609
Just don't tell anyone else I'm a faggot, I have a reputation to uphold here.
>>707285956
I don't have an image of Tomoko laughing hard enough to properly reply to your post.
So have a smug image instead.
>>707285648
Oh alright sounds kinda fun
Should I check it out?
Isnt smugs the main?
Yea exactly it's like a last resort
And no not really, that is an effect of these pills, just darkness and sleep
But I'm gonna go to class so I won't answer but I'll see your reply
I'm on discord though if you care
>>707285956
Did i hear mavis is a faggot?
>would've never guessed that
>kek
I'm back
