What's the oldest girl you've had sex with or the biggest difference in age?
I'm in my 30s and I fucked a hooker in Amsterdam who had mentioned having a son my age, so I imagine she had to have been at least 50. Still had an incredible body.
Biggest age difference was my last ex. She was 18 and I was 32.
I once fucked a woman 19 years older than me, when I was 23
She was skinny short blonde pretty fit and had a few older tattoos
Gravity still affects you no matter how fit you are is what I learned
Like bar bathroom sex it's a novelty
she's fun, does what she's told, was literally a porn story.
>move into new apt
>she lives below me
>we chat in passing/she's flirty
>knock at the door one night/she's clearly buzzed
>hey neighbor have a drink with me?
>half bottle of wine in her hand
>bout 15 mins later her tonsils are buried up my asspipe
been like that for a while now, best thing is she knows when to leave me alone and has not once been clingy or attached.
Difference of age: Round about twenty years...I was twenty and she 42 or something. I fucked her without a condom and cum in her pussy even though she begged me not to while I was fucking her because I was shitfaced. Glad I didnt knock her up.
seriously, a wrecked 59yo fart whose maximum fetish/sexdrive is finding out her diabetes pills in less than one hour, you actually "fucked" her?
nope ---- you at most "fucked up" her.
imagine how much better it would have been if no one replied to the idiot?
All I got. Never got nudes. Kept it discrete since she was married at the time.
>What's the oldest girl you've had sex with or the biggest difference in age?
She was a 5'5", short-haired, fatty, brunette who reminded me of my mom.
Major momcest fetish.
Land her in bed on 2nd date.
Freaks when I ask her to roleplay my mom.
I put it up her arse and called her mommy when I came.
>I put it up her arse and called her mommy when I came.
i don't care if this is true or not i'm fucking dying.
That one is more recent. Got back into contact with her a while ago. Not much came of it though. We went out once. She's 44 now. Still smoking hot. Remains the best sex I've had
i didn't pull anything off anon, right place right time i think, pretty much ignored the fact i had neighbors till she knocked on my door. just luck i guess, could have been you for all i know, i'm nothing special.
I was 24 she was 35. Had really nice tits. Natural but still perky. The only thing was she was real boring. She wouldnt let me get rough or anything. All in all i regret nothing i guess
Banged this 43 year old last weekend, she was out at the bar I was at for a bachelorette party, she took me back to her place and destroyed my cock! I just turned 22 so 21 year age difference! She had such a nice little body for her age.
She was 47
I was 20
>not her on the pic, but close enough
She did everything on bed, but was trying to start a relationship and i don'bite that bait with old women.
Some of the easiest anals of my life though
i almost pissed my pants.
I was 16 and she was 58, the mom of a dude i met on a concert.
She loved to lick my asshole
she was friend of mother and kept her looks both through good gene pool and from keeping healthy. was jacking it with headset on and didnt hear her come in house. turned around to grab tissues and she opened door "hey anon you here" and i got spooked and blasted clear across room to her
her exact words to me as i stood in silence was now that wont do walked over grabbed my dick and whispered dont tell your mom ok.
>She loved to lick my asshole
what is with old broads eating ass? only 2 that have done it were over 40
>mfw millennials with standards will never get their assholes tongued.
Earlier this summer, was lucky enough to fuck a hot 44 year old that was way out of my league, right place at the right time I guess, being only 20 I never imagined getting with someone that old but I fap to the night all the time.
>live in ma my entire life
>just now finding out i can fuck 16 year olds
looks like i'll be cruising the bus stops tomorrow.
45-50ish when I was about 25, maybe 26. I thought she was 35-40 max, fit and knew what she was doing, was pretty amazing for and blew my (until she was done with me, inexperienced) mind. Awkward after though since I ran into her kid on the way out and he was close to my age, maybe a little younger and he was not impressed when he figured it out lol
Found this one in saved Snapchat. Never got many pics of her. My only regret....
Mid-50s. It was pretty great; she was a real trooper. Turns out, she had a son who was in college.
>Some of the easiest anals of my life though
AFter 35 a woman's dating value falls FAST.
Men don't GAF if she's a partner at Smythe, Brown, & Jewstein: they care mostly how she looks.
To keep a man around they have to up their sexual value in the face of declining looks: that means taking it up the arse with enthusiasm and gratitude with just enough resistance so that she doesn't think of herself as a booty-ho.
(BTW, if you think she's humiliated by painal, just wait until she's had it enough that it's pleasurable for her . . . that will lead to a whoregasm cry-fest.)
just fucked this 47 yr old yesterday
>she is 6 yrs older than me
told the story before
>best friend's father dies years before
>mother is the "tramp" of the neighborhood... short skirts, boots, stays out all night. drinker
>his mother and mine grew up together, was in the same street gang
>my mother is like a second (only) mother to best friend
>I make sure he gets to school every morning
>go over one day and best friend is over his grandmother's house
>his mother is there. leather skirt, almost see through blouse (she wore that to work?)
>having some wine
>thanks me for watching out for her son
>talks to me about stuff. do I have a girlfriend?
>tell her no
>she tells me to follow her
>walks into her bedroom
>sits me on bed
>opens my pants
>sucks my cock. I'm a kissless, no hand-holding virgin. no idea what to do
>when I'm hard she lays on bed and tells me to get on top
>guides me into her
>tells me how to fuck (how pathetic is that? "move in in and out anon")
>last about 30 seconds
>get up and get dressed. she tells me never to tell my mother since she'd probably knife her for fucking her son
>I was 15, she was 35
44 year old that I bang on the reg, I'm only 22 but it's the best sex I've ever had!
>what is with old broads eating ass? only 2 that have done it were over 40
> A woman's sexual value is mostly how good she looks
> Women lose their looks relatively early in life and they make up for it with willingness to perform taboo acts
> Anal, prostate play, rimming, role-playing and other things prettier, younger women don't have to do to get a man to stick around
14-22 women have ALL the sexual advantage
30 power is equal
35 men have most of the sexual advantage
40 men have all the sexual advantage
A woman of 40 has trouble getting a man her own age who is making $100K of is of less value than a 22 year old making $30K.
A man of 40 making $100K can have any 40 year old broad, most 30 year olds, and a good deal of 20 somethings.
This is the primary unfairness that sets feminists afire.
i'll bite, not all chicks have flappy lips anon, some bitches have nice little innies and as long as they don't shit out a few kids it will stay that way
also as i posted above i'm banging a 48yo and her cunt looks like this pic.
>yeah, women don't just hit 35 and start eating dudes assholes
Quite right and I never implied such a thing.
What happens is they up their bedroom performance to compensate for saggier boobs, thicker waist, more wrinkles and a less heart-shaped ass.
Were it a generational thing the younger, porn generation, girls would be the ones taking up the shitter and licking ass.
Your mom never got a Brazilian wax or her asshole fucked into oblivion.
Your girlfriends will get a monthly Brazilian wax and get reamed painally because the pornstarlets do it.
Was 28 and she was 40-something. I'm 30 now and there's a 60yo GILF at work that keeps flirting with me. I dunno if I want to tap it. She looks like a mature Judy Greer with a really nice ass.
Well my mom gave birth to me
I, including my cock, passed through her vagina
Penis in Vagina = fucking
I fucked my mom
I was 0, she was 30
Therefore, 30 years older than I is my record.
Kinda sad I lost my virginity to a fat lezbo.
sorry fam, but here's a pic of a 39 yo lady i fucked i few months ago.
>there's a 60yo GILF at work that keeps flirting with me
don't you fucking dare waste that opportunity you dickhead!
She's always touchy feely, one time at an office party she sat on my lap for no reason and wrapped her arms around me. She got a new boyfriend now some rich guy who's a total bro, so I kinda stepped back after that.
>i was drunk
>she was drunk
>she is married to an idiot
>i have no standars
Was a fun night
>I dunno if I want to tap it
It could get awkward.
that's assuming she even wants to fuck . . . flirting could just be flirting and her way of feeling attractive.
Moreover, if you do fuck be prepared that her body in clothes will be nothing near her body naked
> saggy tits
> stretch marked belly
> flat, saggy butt
> hairy lips / face / body
I got over my GILF fetish by fucking one 21 yrs older than I. 2 hrs a day in the gym couldn't erase the passage of time.
Her waist: hip ratio was not super feminine anymore.
Her tits were flat, pancakey things.
She had a whisker or two on her otherwise well-groomed face and even her tummy.
On the plus side she came SUPER easily, but I'd have preferred a prettier girl for my older woman experience.
>But impressive that u fucked a lezbo
Not really. . . she didn't decide she was a lezbo until almost 50 and divorced for 25 years.
I think a lot of this "late life lesbian" phenom praised in the media is just women losing their sexual attractiveness and so forming close quasi-sexual relationships with other women so they don't have to worry about not giving men erections.
The thing about these supposed lesbians is that they stop having any type of sex after a couple months of living together. They sleep together, travel together, eat together, but don't eat pussy.
That and they're annoying/ ugly / shrill as hell.
Fucking fat lezbo cunts.
>She got a new boyfriend now some rich guy who's a total bro, so I kinda stepped back after that
i can respect that.
I was 24, she was 42. Was very slim and good looking, half asian, only looked about 30. Was good in bed. Fucked her in the ass and cummed up there. No diseases thank fuck. I also fucked a 40 year old a couple of times, once again very pretty with great slim body. Was great in bed, even though she's had a couple of kids still had the tightest pussy I've ever fucked and gave the best blowjobs too. Cummed in her mouth, some of it trickled out, she slurped it up til it was all gone. Good girl.
>How does the pussy feel?
Well the inside is a bit looser . . not surprising that after kids and the natural loss of muscle tone with age.
Mostly the difference you feel in her pussy will be from your own cock . . . I was only 1/2 hard both times I fucked her.
Usually I really stick it in cuz I like it when they let me know that it's too much . . with the older broad, I couldn't get hard enough to hurt her.
I wound up putting her knees up and legs together to make it feel tighter on my semi-hard cock.
If you're diamonds I don't think you'll feel too big a difference.
Don't fap for a week or two and you definitely won't see a huge difference.
>She got a new boyfriend now some rich guy who's a total bro, so I kinda stepped back after that.
Your ass better deliver that evide- I mean story
>her tonsils were buried up my asspipe
>Was she well groomed? Did you lick her pussy?
Unusually well groomed. Pretty sure she had laser hair removal . . NO hair on her pussy or ass crack (ass hair REALLY turns me off!).
Didn't like her pussy, but she came very easily from fingering
> her on her back
> me lying on her right arm
> her laying on my left arm
> my left arm pinning her left arm down
> my legs wrapped around her right leg
> my right hand fingering her
I had her under pretty tight physical control, which women seem to like, and was kissing and fingering her.
She came so often that my fucking forearm was worn out.
She didn't get tired after them either . . I guess that's largely a male thing.
>just recently I'm 24, she's 40... does that count?
Only if you get her to role-play mom/son with you.
Other than that it's just some sport fucking because you couldn't get a woman your own age.
the oldest girl I've ever had sex with was 33, that was when I was 28
I'm 44 now, last year I hooked up with a 26 year old and dated a 28 year old for 3 months
it's getting harder to bang girls in their 20s, when I was 27 to 29 I went on a rampage of college girls
I won't even talk to a girl in her 40s
When I was 26 I banged a 38 year old.
She was in the middle of a divorce, I was a bartender, she left her number, I called, she showed up. Easy money.
However, she also was in the middle of a nasty divorce to the only guy she'd ever slept with who is an abusive piece of shit. And I am ridiculously charming and was good to her the one time we fucked.
Left a really good taste in her mouth.
She hit me up on a semi-regular basis and would talk about how we had this connection and how we'd "been together" and she hadn't done that with very many guys.
She's a fuckin' babe, but she's psycho.
It all ended when I moved to another state and dropped off the radar for a while. Not intentionally, just life took me away from her and she let it go.
I'd do it again in a heartbeat. And next time I'd actually call her back and bang her again. Shit was TIGHT as fuck.
holy shit dude... Idk why but your post reminded me... I was 22, fucked a 44 year old friend who became a massage therapist...she was abnormally loud when I fucked her... She wanted me to 3 some her with her husband but since I was/am self conscious of my average sized dick i awkwarded out from accepting invitation... Looking back, I think he was upstairs while I fucked her downstairs of the house... Why else would she be super super sex crazed loud... Telling me to call her a bitch and to cum inside her pussy...she would always tell me id make cute babies...
>>I never came that day i just fucked her and went down until she orgasmed...big tits...
19 fucked a 44 year old, was literately walking to the milk bar, she walks up to me and says have you got a cigarette?, complete bogan trash old lady who seemed to be missing a few braincells, i said " Sure they are at my apartment across the road" ,. She starts following me home and half way there she says nervously i will suck your dick for 20$, all of my what happened but being the beta virgin faggot that i am i paid this old lady to suck my dick and then an extra 30 to fuck her and then i gave her a cigarette. Creepiest moment of my life is when she was riding my cock she bent down and licked my face and said "Your Beautiful you know that", my biggest fuck shame to this day.
47 y/o when I was 26, amazing sex omgggg. Excellent blowjob, no stretch marks, good kisser, tight pussy, super wet. Although after she was very weird and criticized my whole life and wanted to mother me. She had just gotten divorced cuz of being cheated on. Didn't wanna have her take out her marital issues on me, lmao bye
>complete bogan trash old lady who seemed to be missing a few braincells
every couple years I seem to have a new hobby where I meet a whole new group of friends, it's usually a friend of a friend
in my 20s I could pull them right out of the bar
I'm fun to hang around but the number one thing girls are attracted to is confidence, you can't be afraid to talk to them
oldest was last year. Philipine lady at work started flirting with me and we ended hooking up. I was 23 and she was 40 something. I just know her oldest daughter were old enough to drive at night.
Lost my virginity at 16 to one of my mom's friends. She was 42. She's an absolute freak. She used to babysit me when I was young and one time when I went over to drop something off at her house, I went in to catch up and she says she has to go use the restroom.
She comes out naked and makes her way onto me. She gave me a bj and then I gave her about the best 2 minutes I could ever hope to at that point in my life.
I'm 26 now and she's still a regular hook up.
i asked for nudes but she kept telling me i would see her body when we fucked.
for months we would meet after work and only get a blowjob in the car and finger her before actually having sex.
was gonna record and take pics when we went to the hotel but i was also nervous and disgusted after cumming. because shes older she was saggy and her moaning wasnt sexy at all
what turned me off was that after fucking i looked down and there was this white goo all around my pelvis area and dick. had to get multiple paper towels from the bathroom to cleaned up.
but now that i think about it i miss the sex and want her to ride me again.
yeah i learned that after fucking a few pussies. was a somewhat virgin.
later figured out she probably had a yeast infection. cuz i got myself tested a few months and was clean.
She's probably a 6/10, online standars are much higher
I know, last one left man. I also like fat and insecure. Easy pussy is my kind of pussy
>go out to clubs or bars with uni friends
>everyone is 20 something
I'm too autistic to pick up girls outside of bars. How often do you interact with middle-aged ladies in daily life as a 20-something guy even
I was 23. She was 45. One of the very rare Craigslist findings. She wanted to have a fuck buddy, and she basically said "I dont know how to start." Probably the first one night stands she ever had.
She had me pull her legs up while fucking her so she could feel me deeper. She was extremely open minded and finished things off with anal. And it was all raw-dog. It was great.
let me check your math
yeah, it checks out.
She was 19, I was 32. For a few months.
Her single jack mormon mother gave no fucks about us having sex in her house. Even came out drinking with us one night and made us breakfast the next morning.
>MIL and FIL are swingers
>MIL loves me, likes to dance with me, flirt, all that shit
>wife things its great that I humor her mom
>one night at campground with them in their RV drinking, wife/kids asleep in cabin
>FIL pumping her full of drinks plenty and egging her on a bit
>she's still really good looking at her age, I joke and flirt with her a bit back
>he says he's going to step out and head to the bar
>leaves us alone for a couple hours
>I initiated because you could tell she was scared
>had her sit next to me on the couch, talking, flirting, eventually just put my hand on her thigh
>she was wearing a dress and her skin was really soft
>started rubbing higher and higher
>finally said fuck it and leaned in and kissed her
>panties come off, bald pussy, innie
>dress over her head, holy shit big tits, like F's, plump with a bit of sag from age but still nice
>no blowjob, but I ate that pussy out pretty good and made her cum before fucking her
>missionary for the sole purpose seeing those big tits bounce
>fucked her and rubbed her clit for a good 20 minutes until she came again
>pussy milked me like you wouldn't believe, got me to cum too
>shot it in her pussy and took a quick break inside her
>after a minute or so flipped her over and fucked her doggy, smacking her ass, pulling hair, whole 9 yards
>both cum again
>clean up. go to bed in cabin
nothing ever said afterwards
Local bar, its a karaoke-bar where 35+ people go to have a fun time with friends and co-workers. Around 23hrs most of ladys are drunk and its my time to shine as the guy that finds them attractive despite teh fact of being 40yo married women.