CELEB THREAD
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CELEB THREAD
>>707229513
>>707229811
goddamn, little nona mecklenberg with her iggy pop dad grew up to be so fucking hot.
>>707230754
she is also smarter than all of /b/ with her math shit.
>>707229400
I want to see nudes of her sooo bad. Like really nudes. Hoping for a huge leak someday.
>>707230952
i didnt even know who that was a week ago, now i can spot them titties from a thumbnail no problem.
>>707229998
She was so hot in D:O:A - shitty movie though.
>>707230336
Did he jizz in her mouth?
>>707231095
Seriously?!
You're late to the party.
>>707231222
Nice trips!
Nah I think he stopped her sucking right before climaxing and just came on her chest and tits.
What celebs do you think do anal? I think Britney does, who else?
>>707231432
Nice
Iggy azalea
>>707231096
I'd love to see them both nude
>>707230863
More sofia
>>707230841
math isn't make you smart fag
>>707231958
Who dat?
>>707230863
>>707232110
That Deathstroke is a lucky guy.
>>707230863
I'm pretty sure ariels tits > Sophia's pre op.
>>707232499
jaime pressly
>>707232084
I thought I was the only one left anon..
>>707232520
Jeri's got the booty you'd expect to see on a latina. Nice boobs too
>>707231558
Most athletes, so they dont get pregnant.
>>707232110
>>707232791
Yes, that yummy slut
>>707232745
>>707232686
Margot Robbie
>>707232974
She looks cute here
>>707233064
She's got such a great rack.
>>707232686
Jaime has a better body
>>707232991
Would love a sex tape of her.
>>707230553
>yfw britney has the best looking of the three with hilton a close second
>mfw
>>707233338
Dat ass
>>707233381
>>707233470
Halle is top notch.
>>707233734
She's still got it too
>>707233893
Perfect place to cum.
>>707231521
Chest and tits
Anyone else wanna make Kylie Jenner a sex slave?
>>707233894
She is top-tier waifu material. The best next to Emma Stone.
>>707229591
I'm sad that she got famous before current internet technology, smartphones, and cloud storage. She would have been perfect for a 90s fappening.
For now I'll keep hoping that someone has nude polaroids of her, and will "accidentally" scan and post them here.
>>707234079
It's like she was designed to take dick
best face
>>707233894
>>707234186
Sarah Hyland's got such a great bod. Hnng
>>707233956
What about those tits
>>707231752
https://youtu.be/PlesfddljMs
>>707234315
>>707234403
Mmm fuck, those too!
>>707234392
She is the best MILF
>>707234261
Definitely.
>>707230289
>>707230336
>>707230404
Say what you will about her. There's no denying that she's fucking hot.
>>707230289
I've actually never seen this, can you believe that
>>707234261
and a nice body too
>>707234666
not that great actually. Shitty blowjob, and the guy never made her scream.
>>707231360
moar mommy hendricks
>>707233894
nudes when?
>>707234864
Yo, Bai Ling!
>>707234479
I wish she was as slutty as Ariel Winter!
>>707235016
she is a fucking hot wore!
chek em
>>707234479
Hyland has the type of body that will age well. Definitely wife material.
>>707234918
Good job, anon. Will do the same to Sarah Hyland later.
yes please
>>707235023
She makes me diamonds
>>707235193
Thats a neat fake
>>707235124
And that body is to die for.
>>707235095
actually I would bet Ariel is a prude and a stuck-up bitch and is only showing the goods to stay relevant while Sarah is a sex-craving cum-swallowing anal athlete but only in the privacy of her home
>>707235197
perhaps ;)
>>707235403
you have cum tributes of her?
>>707235588
I do not.
>>707232807
Dude that had never crossed my mind before. That makes a lot of sense
>>707235605
She needs to be covered in cum
>>707231608
Thats a lot of photo shop right dere
Its the fappening a happening agin!
>>707235512
Why didn't she show off like that when she had her tits
>>707235386
it's not a bad show either.
>>707232182
She's my perfect woman
>>707235836
Completely agree. I bet she cheats on her husband often
>>707235707
she is so god!!!! send email to trade pics of her and i will do cum tributes
M-My mistress Jessica Alba j-just f-finished flattening o-out m-my b-body l-like a carpet b-by w-walking all over m-me... She s-says this i-is g-good f-for me because I-I'm n-not g-good enough f-for her... I-It teaches m-me my p-place in our r-relationship... She s-said if I-I had even half a-a real m-man's penis I-I would b-be worshipped r-rather than wrangled and stepped on l-like a wild beast... She always reminds m-me I-I'm j-just a p-poor, ordinary, regular g-guy... She d-doesn't know wh-why she stays w-with m-me and h-hopes m-my life w-will end s-soon s-so she c-can resume having fun l-like she used t-to before she met me... She s-sometimes g-gets s-so mad a-at me she f-feels like biting my face o-off because I-I'm such a s-sissy c-coward...
>>707236012
Got any more of these? I dont know why but they get me diamonds. Also agreed, I bet she gets young guys to come over and she acts like a slutty mommy
>>707236018
No that's alright, I....I don't really like those.
>>707236113
These are great because she's braless and you can see how huge they are.
She probably takes a minimum of four dudes at a time. Wish I had the chance to fuck her
>>707230289
sucks the same way all bitches do it.
celeb magic is gone.
>>707235904
did it never come to your narrow minds that maybe once she took off her NASA-designed adamantium-plated bra her huge tits looked hideous and saggy and she hated them?
>>707229400
Hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
>>707236343
Imagine the way they would jiggle when taking her from behind
>>707235190
Who is this?
>>707236343
They make me so fucking hard.
I wish I could get milked by her and used as her fuck toy
>>707236298
ok...
>>707236407
Stop with the hyperbole. She should've at least capitalized on them. She realized that people only paid attention to her for her chest and now she misses that attention
>>707236638
my god, those nipples
>>707236407
She was 17 years old, trust me those tits looked fantastic when they were huge.
>>707236843
This. This is her pre op bra less
excellent celeb thread!! thank you fellow btards.
>>707236441
moar? Id love to cover them in cum
>>707236768
im so hard
Do you think celebs google themselves and look at the things people say about them, fakes and cum tributes to get off
>>707236656
>dick clark productions
>logo like a dick
>>707237134
Same. Sometimes I want to get together with fags from here or people i know irl and go to LA and try and fuck a celeb with them. You just know there's some underground sex thing in Hollywood
>>707237475
For sure, she would prob dress you up and peg you
she is a portuguese tv host,want more??
>>707237492
lavren
>>707237686
is she a slut? if not, any famous Portuguese sluts you can post?
>>707237567
Christina seems more like a sub, maybe a power bottom at best. But hell if I get to grab those tits she can fuck me
>>707237897
she is so hot!!
if you want more portuguese sluts send email i have more than 3gb of portuguese celebs and i have more of 3gb to of amatures
>>707237795
this... stop it! friggin sharpie humper.
>>707238085
Agreed, as long as I get to suck on those tits, she can do whatever she wants to me
>>707230667
skeet skeet
Do you think Hilary takes it in the ass?
>>707238116
no email... yet! I like what I see tho
>>707238310
god I hope so
>>707238310
If not then she's wasting a beautiful gift
>>707238310
Only from the the biggest Chads
>>707238317
she makes me so hard
>>707237264
I'm sure they do. A lot of female celebs know that "feet" is usually the suggested search after their name.
>>707238481
What the fuck is Reese doing behind her
>>707238517
i need to see her tits
>>707231096
I dated a chick with a tongue like that.
OMFG, the blowjobs were fantastic. She could deep-throat me, and slide her tongue out to lick the back of my balls and my taint. Once, she managed to rim me with the tip while sucking my cock. She was never quite able to do it again.
>>707238723
full tits nude i dont have,because she never show but i have more like this,clevarege etc
>>707231129
Who is she?
>>707238725
She got thick
>>707238962
Jaime presley
>>707238953
do you think she is a slut?
>>707239084
>>707238962
*pressly
>>707231129
Have you seen poison ivy?
>>707239085
Who dat?
>>707239212
Nope. With Jaime Pressley?
>>707239023
Was this shot taken with a drone or something?
>>707239101
Yes, she once in the program said he had shaved cunt all, who likes to seduce etc.
>>707239254
Squatty mctwatface
Cutest here
>>707239389
Yes. Watch the first 2.
>>707239442
idk anon, probably
>>707239389
Dude her tits are god tier in those movies
>>707238395
I download the movie, thanks for the idea.
>>707239485
are all portugese stars this slutty
>>707235897
no.
it's not.
shut up.
there will never be another fappening.
>>707239864
yes some, some are even good, mifs etc.
>>707234236
She was, by Kris.
Can't whore them out to someone famous if they don't fuck.
>>707239878
But what if there is?
>>707234380
Hot as hell, but a fucking idiot.
>>707237309
Jesus Christ! How the fuck have I never noticed that?
>>707239585
I will. Thx in advance
image limit
>>707240104
Nuh uh
>>707240047
Why an idiot?
>>707240078
Cheers
>>707240170
He's referring to her being red pilled.
>>707240155
uh-huh
>>707240215
And that's unheard of because she's ethnic.
>>707238310
She recently said that she has a really difficult time meeting guys. Especially on tinder, because nobody believes she's actually her.
She probably just sits around and faps, like a /b/tard.
>>707240265
Nuh uh
>>707238572
Ive been fapping to her since Interview With The Vampire.
>>707238605
Emmy's?
>>707240307
That's her own fault because she made that music video about tindr and spawned thousands of fake accounts.
>>707239984
Who is this qt
>>707238662
I used to fuck a girl who looked a lot like her. Her tig ol' bitties were way too hangy for me, but her pussy more than made up for it.
>>707240307
Wait, she's single? How?
>>707240411
She's a raging bitch in real life. Look up her Spider-Man interviews where she treats Toby McGuire like a piece of shit.
>>707240542
>File: cyrina-fiallo-made-movie-09.jpg
idk
>>707239046
you spelled fat wrong.
>>707240411
I think she, in that role, is single handedly responsible for my murderous loli fetish
>>707240695
>being low test
>>707239995
Then I'll fap until my foreskin is covered in friction burns.
But it's never happening again. I really hope someone proves me wrong in the next few minutes.
>but that ain't gonna happen.
>>707240748
>implying you don't use both hands to masturbate
>>707240624
She married a hockey Chad. Then she had his kid. Then he was all "I'm a hockey Chad. I can and will fuck anyone I want. Eat shit, babe!"
>>707238877
You must be packing a tiny cock eh?
>>707240969
But what if it does?
>>707241387
Do you know something?
Or are you just trolling?
>brb, gonna go check anon-ib.
>>707241619
>you won't
>>707230336
She is fucking hot but for someone who plays with her looks like this not to swallow - huge turn off. At least a facial would have been mandatory!
>>707234656
>>707241811
I did. I saw nothing at /c/.
See you in the next thread?
>>707242599
$3.50
>>707236298
I fucked her once. It was back in the 90s.
I was on a red-eye flight from LA to NY. This is back when I was lifting a lot, so I was in damned good shape. This insanely hot asian chick sits next to me, looks me over, leans over, and tells me she wants me to pinch her nipple, and not to stop. Then she puts my hand on her tit, and I pinch her nipple.
She unzips my fly, pulls out my just over average size cock, and starts giving me a handjob. Then she leans over, and starts sucking. The bitch can suck cock like a fucking machine.
Once I'm as hard as I'm going to get, she slides over onto my lap, lifts her skirt (no panties), and slides her pussy over my cock.
She fucks her pussy with my cock, until she cums. Then she leans back, tells me to pinch both nipples like I'm trying to tear them off, and cums again when I do. That puts me over the top, and I cum inside her.
She tells me to stop pinching, as soon as she's able to talk. Then she says Thank You, slides off of my cock, straightens her clothes, goes back up to her seat, and I head for the john to clean up.
Didn't have any idea who she was, until a week later, when I put The Crow in the VCR.
God, I'd love to relive that with her.
>>707235190
Jessica Brown Findlay
>>707243061
have pics of her? send email
>>707241336
Not huge, 7.5 inches, thicker than a banana. But, I've got huge balls.
>>707239485
anyone want more??
>>707236018
>>707243392
>>707244744
All of my keks
Why does this guy keep asking for their email?
