Explain how they were build /b/
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Explain how they were build /b/
>>707208377
Aliens? I thought everyone knew that lol
>>707208546
Like this?
>>707208377
A couple of thousand slaves working everyday for 20 hours
that was me last summer i was a bit bored
>>707208377
well, they took a bunch of stones and stacked them on top of each other in a pyramid shape. obvious, isn't it?
White magic anti gravity fags did them
>>707208978
This. There is no limit to what you can achieve if you throw enough human suffering and death at it.
>>707208546
>>707208377
go ask /x/ they love this topic
>>707208377
WE WUZ KANGS
WE WUZ GIANTS
>>707209183
Retard
>>707208377
nigger labor
>>707209339
Nigger faggot.
>>707208377
liquid stone. proof is that bottom of blocks is more dense than top, also hairs and cloth fibres have been found inside such blocks.
It doesn't explain the lot, but solves the technical problem of piling up 2,300.000 blocks that are 2-3 tons each. Plus the granite ones on top of the so called kings chamber, that go up to 60 tons...
>>707209372
yup
>>707209475
Bleeding Asshole
>>707209490
Wut??
>>707209627
Sissy man.
Slaves.
Seriously, Back then Niggers and Jews were actually bred for the purpose of hard labor. If you made a human work that much today they would die.
They would take the biggest and strongest slave and have them reproduce.
In the united states they would have niggers mining quarries and they would die of starvation or exhaustion they would throw the body in a hole and a new nigger takes his place.
All the smart guys just told the slaves what to lift and where to put it. 100 years of genetically picked laborers under threat of death, and you get pyramids.
>>707209706
Idiotic moron
>>707209786
Cunt pickle.
>>707209872
Bellybutton turd
>>707209615
kek
>>707210028
Fuckin'... Jerk.
>>707209615
that is a battle scene, you retardo
>>707210181
You win
See you
>>707210253
not a whole lot of fighting coming from the other side
>>707210727
It is not supposed to be realistic. It is a glorification of the reptilian semi-god pharaon on his magic charriot ruling over poor mortals in the battle field
>>707208978
>>707209183
>>707209708
SLAVES DID NOT BUILD THE PYRAMIDS YOU FUCKING RETARDS.
The common people were compensated for working on it. Look it up you mouth breathing troglodytes.
>>707208377
They wuz bilt buy kang$ bitch nigga
>>707211135
But how did they do it?
>>707211135
Oh yeah, and why should I trust you and your sources when this anon over here says otherwise. We're you around at that time? Didn't think so. Now fuck off ya pompous windbag.
>>707211447
Dragged rocks into place using ramps.
Not fucking rocket science.
>>707211447
They were more enlightened back then so they could move shit with their minds.
It only took like 3 days to build the big one.
>Egyptologist here
>>707208377
magnets
>>707211135
Yeah, that might be disinformation from the Egyptian Govt.
>>707211712
>still believing that bullshit
Jews
-/pol/
>>707211649
>Were you around at the time.
We have fucking records that show how they built it you dumb cunt.
Were you around when the Wright brothers did their flight? No? Then how do you know who did it?
Fucking dumbass.
>>707208377
Steel beams.
>>707212251
>Were you around when the Wright brothers did their flight?
>inb4 they didn't.
>>707211135
Such an eloquent rebuttal. I now have all the knowledge I'll ever need.
>>707212022
I understand it's hard for millennials to fathom physical labor, but trust me it's possible.
http://harvardmagazine.com/2003/07/who-built-the-pyramids-html
watch Stargate you retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6CEDqKhtk
>>707212830
>http://harvardmagazine.com/2003/07/who-built-the-pyramids-html
truth bomb dropped
>>707208377
By lots of dudes over lots of years carving and hauling and stacking up stones.
>>707212270
/thread
Some big nigger asked me to make him a Toblerone.
>>707211712
well if they were using ramps, the ramp would be bigger than the pyramids
>>707214126
No shit. How's first year engineering working out for you?
>>707214126
also, no evidence of them.
Here!
They probably made a ramp that spiraled around the edge of the pyramid
>>707208377
....how was everything moumental in human history built? We threw human suffering at it until it was done how we wanted.
Alsoalliums
/thread
>>707208377
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/1766
they were landing sites
Levers and pulleys nigger.
I have a perfectly good explanation.
>>707215327
It doesn't make any difference. Cheops pyramid is supposed to have neen built in 20 yeras. how on earth could they possibly make, move and assemble 2,300.000 million blocks in that time?
Also remember that the Great pyramid has coutless mathematic codes in its dimensions, aside from its perfect orientation, and the fact that together with the other two in Giza recreates the map of Orion constelation, just exactly the same as the pyramids in Chichen Itza. Also Giza is the exact centre of the emerged lands, and more than that, the centre of the ecuator formed by the line that connects giza, Machu Picchu, Nazca, Easter Island, Persepolis, Angkor temples and many other ancient sites.
in fact Cheops pyramid is a energy plant that powered the whole planet and most probably some space ships too.
I never understood why people thought this was a big deal. Just stack the bricks yo.
>>707216394
in 2500 bc
You all are wrong, I for one, was there when these structures were obtained, and they were not "built" They fell from the sky, A gift from our Pharoah reaching 1 million follows on twitter. Please do your research.
>>707208377
>pile rocks on top of other rocks
>?????
>profit
>>707216541
JAFFA, KREE
>>707208377
Nubian slaves and time fuckwit
>>707216320
>powered the whole planet and most probably some space ships too
>>707216320
>>707216320
Please don't breed.
>>707214719
Because they would obviously remove every sign of them once the work was done. Do you see modern day builders leaving their scaffolding and cranes right nxt to finished buildings once they're done?
>>707211859
Fuckin magnets how do they work?
>>707215199
>Patrice Pooyard
>>707208377
In Minecraft Creative Mode obvs you complete dweeb
![1010_1439385525[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/W6NEA4t.png "1010_1439385525[1].png")
1/3
>>707208377
>they were build
>>707208377
Slave labour and the builders, quary workers, sculpted, masons, artist mostly lived in a giant ass community where they were dedicated builders. Look at the documentary's on YouTube, they had built an entire community around the pyramids
Also the argument of "the human body couldn't take that", anyone here who believes that is a fucking autist. Not only the breeding of these slaves + workers, but all their lives since childhood they lived rough and basically all-day everyday hard labour. Those men were made of stone and would stomp almost any man today in pure strength.
You kidding me you dumb fucks, there pulling tons of rock everyday you think these men wouldn't be bulls? Sure theyre life expectancy was like 30 but hey, who wants to get old anyway
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DexeH5R.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>707217620
2/3
>>707217620
That's not how water works
>>707208377
Very carefully.
![CM_water1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jdCvJBc.jpg "CM_water1[1].jpg")
>>707217738
>>707217243
>thinks that a supossed colossal ramp able to support millions of tons of stone being dragged upon it is nearly compatable to scaffoldings
>ignores the fact that such ramp would be heavier than the pyramid itself, hence would need foundations
>ignores the fact that no a single remain of such colossal structure is there
shut your fucking trap, kiddo. You have no idea of who is typing on the other side.
>>707208377
with the help of the mammoths
>>707217858
>You have no idea of who is typing on the other side.
A fucking retard apparently, do you even know how ramps work?
>>707217698
>believes that working with copper chisels anyone could make the Great Pyramid in 20 years
not even funny, chappy
>>707217858
I think it's hilarious how Millennials don't realize what 10,000 workers can accomplish.
>>707218134
Seems a lot more doable when there are over 200,000 of them with copper chisels.
>>707214126
but in that image, the pyramid itself served as a ramp.
so, the last stones laid would be the outermost, lowest stones, effectively covering "the ramp."
>>707218532
Outward in not inward out fambino
aliens how can a bunch of pyramids be built and line up to the stars.
>>707218331
>>707218351
>thread reached a boring, dead end with no solid arguments, and not even funny remarks to have a giggle
You faggies, are too easy
>>707218465
noice
>>707218532
2,3 million stones in the Great Pyramid. 2-3 tons each, etc etc etc
Can't you see that you are not talking sense?
>>707211712
>implying you could get dem damn naggers to work
>>707219036
No solid arguments, You haven't sourced anything either ya high and mighty twatlord
>>707218749
you got it backwards.
no wonder you people can't figure it out.
>>707211712
Actually this has been proven false. The size and weight of rocks make this practically impossible. Even todays modern cranes and designs would struggle moving around 220 ton blocks.
![kartandtinki-pyramids-wallpaper-wallpaper-1198583688[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zPVPwAe.jpg "kartandtinki-pyramids-wallpaper-wallpaper-1198583688[1].jpg")
We need super light speed spaceships... let's build them out of a huge pile of rocks.
>>707208377
The Nile was diverted, and the limestone was floated to the site that way. They built a tube along the side of the pyramid as it got higher and floated the blocks up the pipe onto whichever floor they were stacking.
>>707219036
You're just spewing insults and shitty opinions.
Oh wait, I forgot I was on /b/
niggers
>>707219489
there's this magical force in the universe called leverage. skilled craftsmen could tap into it in order to move massive stones.
>>707219425
I am providing figures, while you faggies are just talking nonsense and throwing in stupid theories. Also, this is /b/, and sourcing seems to be too serious for this shit. Don't you think?
>>707219489
this
>>707219489
No it hasn't. You're an idiot.
>>707208377
Careful planning
&
Top craftsmanship
>>707219819
Im pretty sure you have read this thread wrong, I gave worker numbers and you said the word aliens a lot while huffing petrol like a fucking Abo
>>707208377
Slavery.
>>707208377
Brick by Brick.....
>>707219489
Are you going to provide proof or just say it like you are the only source of knowledge you goddam fuckwit
>>707211712
except there's built in elevator in the pyramid. they wouldn't have to carry it very far.
https://youtu.be/YTgxGJfXRQ0?t=37m
>>707217858
They used ramps as part of the structure, then 'erased' them by building them into into the pyramids, working their way from the top down. Picture a full pyramid shape, then chisel a spiraling ramp out of it
we seriously need to take one of those suckers apart and really figure this shit out. i know there's booby traps and stuff but fuck it.
>>707220039
worker number out of your rotten brains, backed up by no theory
While I stated the quantity-and weight of the Great pyramid stones, among some other facts that you obviously ignore.
>aliens
I never typed that word, you trisomic scum
>>707220766
the ramp theory is really impossible. Even an spiral ramp would be so unpractical to move such heavy stones, in such massive numbers. Plus the granite stones above the King Chamber, which weight up to 60 tons each. Also, how on earth do you take them from the quarry to Giza? How do you shape them? And most importantly, how on earth do you design such a complex, yet perfectly executed massive structure?
Oh yes, spiral ramps
>nope
You're telling me a stone age civilisation built THIS?
They were built directly aiming at the Draco constellation in a way which conventional 'history' has no way to explain. Modern batteries have been found in tombs. The official version of history is bunk.
>>707217620
>>707217738
>>707217856
https://youtu.be/YTgxGJfXRQ0?t=37m
Actualy, the long, straight ramp theory sounds like the most plausible one to me.
>>707221723
We made up the Draco Constellation, Thats just humans seeing patterns in the sky it aint hard proof.
>>707221723
this anon
>>707221723
>You're telling me a stone age civilisation built a stone structure?
>>707221723
those batteries were really shitty man. you make it sound like they had iphones. if we can put satellites in space i'm pretty sure it wasn't that hard to build a giant hippie maze triangle rock thing. plus, what if it was just a mountain or something and they carved around that bitch like mt rushmore
>WE
>>707221723
You're an idiot...
You think a pyramid is some huge achievement, when they are all over the world because it's the only way to build height before the arch was discovered.
You also fail intellectually at assuming "stone age" somehow means human brains were less capable, had less mass, were somehow less capable than modern minds.
It's not hard to build a pyramid; unless the only minds at work are at your level, that is...
>>707222079
I wasok with this reply until
>what if it was just a mountain or something and they carved around that bitch like mt rushmore
nigga wat?
>pic related
>>707222310
>>707222079
when one knows about all mathematical coincidences, pi and phi number related to all dimensions, ratios, orientation, etc etc etc you know that anyone reasoning like you is just a person that lacks information, hence must not be taken seriously
>>707222079
The batteries used the same technology we used throughout the 20th century. Yes they were big and didn't have much power, but the chemistry was there, don't underestimate them.
>>707222792
In other words, You have no argument to fight it so you disregard it as to not burst the little bubble of a reality in which you call home.
>>707208377
They were built by the Nordic alien race. They had bases along the equator, including Greece and Atlantis (which was underwater base btw). Nordic alien race were in contact with current leaders and they helped to build the pyramids. They are capacitors for cosmic energy. The actual chambers for generating the energy are deep inside the earth, pyramid is just the tip of the structure which expands underground.
>>707222310
What about the fact that although the Egyptians kept very careful records about everything they ever did; every king they had, every war they fought, and every structure they built, there were no records of them ever having built the pyramids?
What about the fact that the Egyptians had not even invented the wheel yet, but the blocks that they had to carry to build the pyramids weighed about 2 tons each? 4,000 lbs.? What did they do... use cement? In fact, they used so much stone, that if you took all of the stone they used and cut it into 1 foot square blocks, it would extend 2/3 of the way around the earth!!!
How about the fact that a group of modern scientists attempted to build a pyramid out next to the real one using modern technologies, and after something like 100 days, succeeded in building one about 1/40 of the size of the real one????
That's what I'm talking about when I say stone age people simply could not have made these things and would not have wanted to. Even attempting it would have killed their economy and they would have been invaded and destroyed. But really it would have been impossible
>>707211135
Watch, and be enlightened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO4rdxruxI8
>>707223284
See here >>707221746
>>707222944
nice dubtrips. and thats about it
My argument is very simple: given the FACTS I am stating itt and so many others I am not even bringing up here, there is no way the egyptian civilization, such as we think it was back in time, could build Giza pyramids.
Also, there is evidence that proves that they were not built 4500 years ago, but at least 12000 years ago. The flooding marks in tne sphynx flanks are an irrefutable hint for that, for instance.
Egypt started a strong liberty game which enabled them to build the pyramids. They needed the workers, had enough hammers to build it and rushed for it. They have that bonus on building wonders after all.
However, Egypt couldn't turn its strong liberty start into a position to win the game and therefore became irrelevant pretty quickly.
>>707223284
this anon
Aliens created them by thought from the sixth dimension
>>707211712
>when your boys stapled all these blocks nice and high and then the architect shows up and tells you there have to be entrance and rooms.
>>707223682
nonsense
just what they call the sarcophagus, in the so called king chamber, which is made out of a solid piece of granite, is literally IMPOSSIBLE to carve with copper chissels.
Just because of this small, tiny feature compared to the whole thing, all traditional theories fail misserably to explain Giza pyramids.
>>707219489
the block on this picture would just be around 4 tons you retard
>>707221723
>You're telling me a stone age civilisation built THIS?
>literally built of stone
>Modern batteries
>earthen pots with acidic fruit juices and metal rods in them
hyperbole much?
Like legos.... one stone at a time
WE
![baghdad-battery[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xxi84xQ.jpg "baghdad-battery[1].jpg")
>>707221723
>implying this is a modern battery
>implying this could even power your phone
>>707224382
kek
what about that story that the energy from saturn's hexagon flows throught the pyramids...
>>707224826
>ignores the fact that the Great Pyramid is a powerplant itself, therefore it doesn't need any batteries.
Indeed, it is quite possible the Arc of the Covenant used to get charged in the wrongly called sarcophagus in the wrongly called king chamber
>The great pyramid didn't need any batteries, they charged them there instead
>>707225201
the 'sun god' they worshipped was also based on Saturn. the symbol was a circle with a dot in the middle- there is no circle in the middle of the sun
>>707225201
oh, just put an aluminium foil over the pyramids...
>>707225201
>implying there is any other theory that makes sense
>>707208377
flying saucer cranes
>>707216931
>>707217027
>>707217052
>not knowing the principle of how the tesla tower worked
>>707211135
This.
Sorry to say but this is one stormfront fantasy that doesn't pan out. There were competing construction teams and all were paid wages from the state for their labors, and their progress charts and supply ledgers and payment details have been found. The pyramids were built by constructing a spiral ramp and a series of levers in regular post holes on the sides of that ramp, eventually enclosing the ramp within the structure. The post-holes have been found, the internal ramps have been identified, the mass is right, the materials is right, everything checks out. It's been well understood for about a decade already.
Science, you faggots. Git gud.
>>707225577
based
>>707208377
They actually farted in some sorth of bags while they were under the stones, and when full, lit them up so that the explosion shoots the sone block up the pyramid!
They were built using water from the nile. It was really ingenious how it was done. Look up Chris Massey's research and theory on the pyramids. Pretty much explains everything
>>707225577
Tesla was a fraud
>>707225369
>the Great Pyramid is a powerplant itself
>the Arc of the Covenant
which bs ufo website did you get this nonsense from?
>>707225394
indeed, to amplify the signal!
>>707219582
This.
>>707225728
dude wtf are you like 8? i mean yeah, its a ridiculous topic but come on
>>707225735
>Chris Massey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Massey
lolwut
>>707225958
They aren't fucking rabbit ears
>>707225949
Not him, but I think it's from nassim haramein
>>707216320
>recreates the map of Orion constelation
>map
>orion constellation
more like orion's belt, and btw so does literally any three dots in a line. look, i created a "map" in just 2 seconds.
>>707226157
Here, you retard...
https://youtu.be/C1y8N0ePuF8
>>707224484
it is, howerver, very straightforward to grind and shape with proper stone working tools of harder materials, such as those they actually used at the time.
Their quarries and tools and unfinished pieces have been studied. The princesses are known,
This ignorance your parents and high school teachers tell you, that "no one knows" who built them or how, is woefully outdated, and they're only saying it because that was true when they were young students decades ago, and never bothered to keep up with the fucking times.
So now their ignorance becomes your ignorance, except you have less of an excuse because you're not an old stick in the mud.
It is your job to be more intelligent Han your parents generation, not continue their tradition of dumbfuckery.
>>707226062
I explained my thoughts on this topic with this video already. And this is /b/ so nothing new...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO4rdxruxI8
>>707226265
is that some new age bullshit scammer? always spouting shit about quantum this or that, energies and vibrations, etc?
>>707226312
This.
I hate it when people mention this fact as it was proof of anything hidden. Even if it was intentional it's not like it's that big of a deal. You just have to look at the sky and see the three nice pretty stars aligned like that and copy their position on the floor because you beliee they hold some mystical poer or whatever.
>>707208377
They say, in the time it was built, it would have meant years working 24/7 365/year of carving, moving, and placing one stone (weighing 2.5 TONS) per minute, continuously.
It's fucking nuts man
The blocks were cut out roughly and encased in 4 cradles. The cradles made the block round. So it was easy to roll. When they got t o the pyramid they took off the cradles and cut the Stone to size. Then they pulled it into place.
They were not poured. I have a small piece and it's limestone full of delicate fossils. Can't pour those fossils.
![lLxCoWM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3BjPUAw.jpg "lLxCoWM[1].jpg")
>>707208377
I think you know
>>707226312
How do you deal with the fact that Chichen Itza temples create the same map? Also it is not an straight line. Put your facts together, pls
itt I gave you all hints enough to do your own research and question the childish horsecrap you were taught at school. It is up to you now to buy it or not. It is all i can do for you in /b/, kiddos
>>707208377
One block at a time.
>>707226312
But they aren't exactly in a straight line, and they have to be the right size as well.
Also the pyramids match them as they are, not as they are when seen from earth (atmosphere deflection)
![Orion%2527s+belt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SU5IUSE.png "Orion%2527s+belt[1].png")
>>707226739
orion's belt is visible from pretty much anywhere. also, mine is not perfectly straight either. i intentionally made it a bit crooked as i remembered it. i did it from memory, and drew it in seconds, yet i'm pretty sure it's pretty damn similar. if you want to make it more accurate, all you need to do is do a little bit of math. it's very elementary astronomy.
>>707226474
>it is, howerver, very straightforward to grind and shape with proper stone working tools of harder materials, such as those they actually used at the time.
Wrong. Even with nowadays tools and technology it'd be nearly impossible to make such thing to that level of perfection. And we all know that by the time Giza pyramids are supposed to be built, in Egypt they just had copper tools, which are useless when it comes to carving granite.
You are going to have to backpedal here sailor, like a great deal, I´m afraid. Re-educate yourself.
>>707208377
>Ayy lmao
Where can I find information about the age of pyramids? Didn't some people scan the Sphinx with xray or something like at least 30 years ago? Where can I find the results?
>>707226440
Holy shit, that is the most stupid theory I've ever heard.
>>707227373
Exactly. You are proving me right now. because that is the axact angle and proportions you can find both in Giza and Chichen Itza pyramids.
>>707226739
>>707227761
>proving you right
lol, i even did an overlay. look at this, literally two seconds of work from memory, and i almost hit it perfectly. with even the slightest bit of effort, anyone would be able to lign them up perfectly.
i did this sitting on my ass, doing it FROM MEMORY. all you need is look up at the sky and draw it directly, and you'll have a perfect alignment.
>>707208377
The Annunaki built the Pyramids, Machu Picchu and other artifacts, which required great lifting abilities.
>>707226634
Claims to be a scientist and says he has reconciled all of the 4 basic forces of the universe in just one model that explains all observable phenomena (relativity + quantum mechanics in one). Actually mixes up almost all of the many different conspiration theories in a big one. it's pretty funny.
>>707226726
>>707221723
>Modern batteries
(In the tomb)" holy shit Jeff, theres like a hundred Duracells."
"Oh fuck yeah aa's my gameboy died like two days ago."
>>707208377
The put a shiny golden big coin at the top and jews tied to huge rocks in the bottom.... That's all was need the pyramid builded itself
>>707209372
>nigger
>labor
Pick one
it had to be aliens. no fucking way the sand niggers got this shit done
>2016
>not knowing how the pyramids were built.
Tell me, which of these two theories sounds more likely:
1) Years of work, slave power and ingenuity of an ancient civilisation.
2) Aliens visit from a far away galaxy in order to build giant triangles from stone, then vanish never to be seen again.
>>707227937
You still can't see that two civilizations with (in theory) no contact between them , built the same thing based in the same stars.
I'm sorry, but if you can't see it, there is nothing I can do for you.
Also, and on top of that, Chichen Itza lines up with Giza and the Shaanshi pyramids in China.
But hey, you believe what you want, eh?
>>707208377
Slaves did it
>>707208377
niggas did it!
>>707208377
pick up stone
put down stone
repeat a billion times
Ancient newfags
>>707227555
Trips of Truth.
>>707211135
Kinda like how we are compensated today for putting in a lifetime of work... and we are not slaves...right?...guys?!?
>>707228628
Number 2, obviously
>>707210300
no u
fuk u
>>707225748
Fuck you tesla provided the basis for modern society
>>707225591
Nice sources you got there, pal ;)
>>707228092
>>707208377
Really really hard word, they were not as stupid as people want to think just because they dont have current tools.
>>707227761
lolololol! update
i now did an overlay of my dots, the pyramids, and the orion's belt. and guess what, my ZERO-effort work was just slightly off. the pyramids are of course more accurate, but i could actually not get them to lign up perfectly with the stars. and i spent LITERALLY 2 SECONDS, working from MEMORY alone, and only one dot was slightly off.
so basically doing anything more than zero effort would produce a better alignment than mine, just like the pyramids. and when they made those huge piles of rock, i'm pretty damn sure they did a lot of effort. so if i, a lazy nobody using no effort at all, could get it nearly perfect, with only one dot slightly off, imagine what thousands of people could do if they tried their best.
My theory is that the pyramids came in water capsules like picture related and soaked up all the water around them until they were grown to their current size. That would also explain the desert around them.
>>707209372
Thats what niggers want to believe.
>>707208377
there used to be giants walking the earth and they built megalithic structures all over the place and helped people. they left on their spaceships to survive a meteor that impacted about thirteen thousand years ago which melted the enormous ice sheets that covered europe and america. it split apart and hit south america and turned the entire continent into an inferno and eradicated all large animals and the humans that used to live there. then there was the floods from the melted ice that washed away all the cities that were located by the shore. the end result was that everyone died in the northern hemisphere except for a few hunter gatherers and a small group of advanced people who got the warning from the giants and prepared themselves by building underground shelters on hilltops before the impact and who recolonized the earth a thousand years later with the knowledge of religion, masonry, animal husbandry and irrigation. everything else was lost
>>707228282
Kek
>>707228628
ALIENS
>>707218013
topkek
>>707229416
ok, so what?
you are getting deeper in your own dead end argument, not sure if you realize
>>707218465
Topkek
>>707229436
Are you a scientist?
>>707229609
Can you recite some formidable references please? Erich von Daniken is not a reference but a liar and hoaxer.
http://coolinterestingstuff.com/mysterious-alignment-of-ancient-sites-of-the-world
>>707208377
slave labour.
>>707226440
I cannot believe that I, along with more than 4 million people, actually wasted part of my lifetime on that insanely brain-dead video.
>>707228761
yes. we've done that multiple times. can you explain how cows who has never had any contact with each other, can still understand each other's mooing? why do everyone build pyramids in minecraft?
anyway, the easiest way to build a tower is a pyramid. people like tall stuff for some reason, it gives us a sense of awe. and building a tower similar to the ones we build today is impossible with rock or wood. however, a pyramid is basically just a symmetrical pile of rocks. and you can build a pile as big as you like. and they're always square, as it's a lot easier to have a square foundation than a triangular or round one. that's because with a square one, most of the rocks can be more or less the same. no need to specially fit each and every one.
so people started building these simple towers everywhere, it's a cool looking, tall and massive monument to power. and if they see stars in the sky that means something to them, well, might as well do "the gods' work" and imitate. notice that they're not doing any complex star constellations, only the simplest one. it's also one of the clearest and most recognizable constellations, so most cultures have something to say about it.
>>707224815
Topmeme
>>707230203
I am mad scientist. It's so cool. Sonuvabitch.
>>707227373
>>707227937
These are the 3 stars who point towards the place in the sky where the sun comes out of the horizon at 25 december right?
The sun coming up at 25 dec = Jesus Christ's birth (mythical, he existed, but the story was made up later)
3 stars = 3 kings who came with presents
>>707221467
>such heavy stones
>from the quarry to Giza
1) look at the heaviest granit block moved in Russia in 19th, 130 tons moved by boat
>massive numbers
20 years is a massive amount of time
>design such a complex
Design is only on the view and in the chamber, stones inside are not well shaped. Fucking craftmen sharpen the shapes for like fucking years, where is the big deal of having some perfection, they were doing like only that in their lifetime. We do 300 time more each
>>707208377
Pretty obvious at this point. There were ramps built inside spiraling up. They've found plenty of evidence.
With my big ass dick
>>707208377
Large blocks of stone, mostly.
>>707224815
Kangs & Sheit?
>I don't think so.
>>707230675
I don't know, but the sheit part sounds plausible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o15_DQUm94s
>>707228761
>Chichen Itza lines up with Giza
no they don't. show me an overlay where they align? i couldn't do it, so you have to show me how.
red is Chichen Itza, and green is giza.
>>707230475
It has been already stated that ancient sites line up across the globe, therefore all this post is utterly irrelevant at this stage of the debate. Catch up or leave, please
>>707230572
It is impossible to build the Great Pyramid in 20 years by the means you are defending. Do the maths yourself. Remember: 2,3 perfectly shaped million blocks/20 years. Will you?
>>707208377
For years it was thought that the Egyptians had eventually figured this one out by learning to carve blocks with a tighter fit, though how exactly remained a mystery. Then in the early 2000s someone finally peered at the rocks under a high-resolution microscope. It was Barsoum, who had been tipped off that the rocks weren’t natural limestone at all, but had been cast from an early form of cement.
Though he was a ceramics expert – Barsoum had never studied pyramids in his life – he couldn’t resist the challenge of finding out. Deep inside the ancient blocks, he found tell-tale signs: microscopic algae, called diatoms, whose hard shells had been partially dissolved by the alkaline cement. “Around 90% of the pyramid is carved stone – but the rest is cast,” says Barsoum.
The Egyptians made their rocks from four main ingredients; limestone, lime, water and mud. These reacted together to form a chemical glue. The neat part is that as it ages, the glue reverts back to its raw ingredients, turning the cement back into rock. “It looks smells and tastes like natural limestone,” says Barsoum.
From
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160808-will-the-skyscrapers-outlast-the-pyramids
>>707230821
Much easier to slide the blocks of stone on sheit.
Too bad they didn't have any greasy-ass Mexicans over there. They could've slid those blocks together lickety split!
>>707221467
Well it certainly must have been ancient space aliens in that case.
>>707231475
I meant Teotihuacan. Thanks for the correction. Glad that you, unlike others, are following up.
>>707228761
>>707231637
>Chichen Itza lines up with Giza and the Shaanshi pyramids in China.
how the fuck do you get them to align?!??
red is Chichen Itza, and green is giza, white is shaanxi.
they're not anywhere near aligned!
>>707227510
>Wrong. Even with nowadays tools and technology it'd be nearly impossible to make such thing to that level of perfection.
Are you fucking retarded?
You can buy a perfectly shaped granite kitchen sink for a few hundred dollars including delivery and installation, moron.
>>707232136
what about shaanxi?
>>707222021
kek
conspiratards BTFO
>>707208377
>>707232065
definitelly some global civilization using some techniques that we can't figure out at the moment, also for unclear purposes.
>>707218134
It took a whole lot longer than 20 years.
>>707232136
sorry, this isn't good enough. that shit is so easy to do. here's how.
>see stars
>draw a straight line between alnilam and mintaka
>draw straight line between alnitak and alnilam
>???
>profit
you now have your very own orion's belt drawing. now scale it up, and build some fucking pyramids.
>>707232854
happens to be the exact place you should aim your gun. coincidence?!?
>>707230262
http://disinfo.com/2015/11/magicians-gods-survivors-advanced-civilization-destroyed-global-cataclysms/
>>707233268
nigga, we couldn't see the orion belt until we developed infrared or some other tech. You can't see it with the naked eye.
>>707233405
Bit deeper than that, but yes. You are right.
>>707232990
>unclear purposes
obviously to fuck space chicks. duh. learn2pinealgland
>>707208377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8u1EQw0OYc
Explain this .
>>707208377
>>707233584
>we couldn't see the orion belt until we developed infrared or some other tech. You can't see it with the naked eye.
!!!
i see it every fucking night. the reason you don't see it is because of light pollution.
"Four stars—Rigel, Betelgeuse, Bellatrix and Saiph—form a large roughly rectangular shape, in the centre of which lie the three stars of Orion's Belt—Alnitak, Alnilam and Mintaka. Coincidentally, these seven stars are among the most distant that can easily be seen with the naked eye."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_(constellation)#Major_features
>>707233584
>>707234004
he's actually wrong though.
>>707233584
>couldn't see the orion belt until we developed infrared or some other tech. You can't see it with the naked eye.
Hmmm...
Funny how on every clear night I've personally been able to see it with the naked eye for over 50 years this lifetime though.
You are fuckerdumb.
>>707234080
shhhhh he might hear you
>>>707232581
I am sorry to see you are so simple. The so called sarcophagus is a hollow shape carved inside a block. The technical difficulty for such job isout of reach nowadays. Same applies for the thousands of granite vases that were found.
Lasser cutting? Lathes? Diamond drills?
>>707232276
>>707232716
I don't think you understood what I tried to say: if you throw a line from one site to the other, it'd be an straight line. Same for Easter island, nazca, giza, persepolis, angkor and so on. So, in fact, Giza pyramids are in the intersection of such lines, moreover right in the middle of the emerged lands (the ammount of land mass north and south, east and west is the same).
Coincidence? yeah, sure.
>>707234156
>You are fuckerdumb.
>>707234374
He is also shitterdumb
>>707208377
>logz n hemp-rope n sheiiiit
>Kangz of the wuz
>>707234455
new meme
>>707234297
>if you throw a line from one site to the other, it'd be an straight line.
prove it.
>>707234374
Good comeback, nigger!
Did you think that one all up on your own?
>>707234727
He cant there is no straight line in curved space
Its just shitterdumb to say otherwise
>>707223284
So you're saying that we built a 1/40 scale model of the Greatest Achievement of the Egyptians in a little over 3 months, expending a tiny fraction of the resources and manpower that they would have thrown at the real deal?
Yeah, sounds about right.
Not sure what your fucking point was.
>>707229145
You spelled Edison wrong you double nigger
>>http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread993563/pg1
>>707234858
straight, kinda. as straight as the equator, I mean.
http://coolinterestingstuff.com/mysterious-alignment-of-ancient-sites-of-the-world
>>707233584
Have you ever even looked up you gigantic fucking moron
>>707234858
i know. no one has made such a map. that's why i'm asking him to do it.
>>707235210
straight as in you arent i mean you faggot
>>707208377
>>707208377
God made them 6000 years ago when He made the world in 7 literal days duh???
>>707233982
>>707234156
>>707235252
Y'all lookin at something else, sorry friends.
![4034132069546843568[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f6emIbT.jpg "4034132069546843568[1].jpg")
>>707233584
>we couldn't see the orion belt until we developed infrared or some other tech.
Shitterdumb thread is shitterdumb
>>707234297
>technical difficulty
They spent centuries working with those materials so they perfected their techniques. We don't do that because there is no need for it anymore, so we lack the knowledge and experience. Also, they literally worked on those objects for years if not decades and with thousands of slave workers.
That's how they got it done.
![1b-belt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q2R1afF.jpg "1b-belt[1].jpg")
>>707235600
>>707235698
Rome wasnt built in a week as they say
but given enough niggers and enough romans with whips it would have been
>>707235896
nice shoop
>>707235600
Are you talking about the gas nebulae behind the belt? Cuz, the belt, no problem!
>like I said, fuckerdumb.
>>707235600
>>707236090
Where do you think the name "Orion's Belt" even comes from? It's from the Greek mythological hunter Orion, because the Greeks saw the fucking stars in the sky and named them after him. Did Greeks have infrared too? Jesus, you're dumb.
>>707208377
Centuries of slavery, mad skills at math, that's all
>inb4 ayy lmao xd xd funny meme
>>707236090
It cant be a shoop
orions belt has existed for millions of weeks and photoshop wasnt invented back then
>>707234297
>I don't think you understood what I tried to say: if you throw a line from one site to the other, it'd be an straight line. Same for Easter island, nazca, giza, persepolis, angkor and so on. So, in fact, Giza pyramids are in the intersection of such lines, moreover right in the middle of the emerged lands (the ammount of land mass north and south, east and west is the same).
uhuh. that's one curved bitch of a line. i bet you didn't think i would make the effort.
>>707235698
carving a hollow sarcophagus like object in granite with fucking copperchissels just CAN'T happen, m8.
Also, making hollow granite vases, like thousands. It is just impossible, no matter how hard you try or for how long. You'd need an eternity. It doesn't add up, at all.
Also, some granite blocks have cutting saw marks that advance almost ten times faster than we could do nowadays with our diamond saw blades and power tools.
There is something missing somewhere. The civilization that left that stuff behind is utterly unknown for us, so far.
greys helped
>>707235438
The Egyptian one's are way bigger than the other Pyramids.
>>707236217
>inb4 ayy lmao
Too late. Read the thread.
>>707236416
well if you account for the flatness of the earth it could definitely be a straight line
>>707236463
So your theory is ancient aliens came down to earth and gave Egyptians power tools to cut some rock?
Is there any proof the pyramid were built at that age? I've read that they could be a shit ton older and that the egyptians took the credit.
>>707236673
>account for the flatness of the Earth
Triggered.
![granite-kitchen-sink-500x500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bLEseGw.jpg "granite-kitchen-sink-500x500[1].jpg")
>>707234297
>I am sorry to see you are so simple. The so called sarcophagus is a hollow shape carved inside a block.
So is a kitchen sink, and like I said you can get one for a few hundred bucks.
Stop promoting this conspiracy theorist bullshit about how can't make simple stone object.
You want something we REALLY cannot make anymore?
Roman cement.
That shit lasts thousands of years. There are plenty of Roman bridges and acqueducts still in use in Italy and the rest of Europe, while modern mortar starts crumbling after 2-300 years without even being exposed to the elements.
The Roman formula was lost and we've never been able to even come close to making something that strong and durable again.
what if king tut was a trap?
>>707236832
More likely the Egyptians had some elementary understanding of electricity.
>>707236416
LOL
I dont think youunderstand how an straight line works on an spherical surface.
see:
>>707234996
>>707235210
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8u1EQw0OYc
why not?
thank me later
LISTEN you dense fucks.
they clearly carved/dug these pyramids out of the ground. all you needed was alot of shovels and stuff.
I can dig a pretty good hole in a day. imagine 10k noggers doing it for 20 years.
>>707236832
When you put it like that it sounds even more retarded, kek.
>>707236673
nope, sorry. it's not an even curve.
besides, you can select specific anything and create a pattern. you could choose really old trees, or modern buildings, certain rock shapes, and as long as you select some and ignore others, you can make whatever pattern you want. as long as each thing is something people consider important, the pattern will also seem important. it's called cherry picking.
>>707236925
I just now realized the picture I posted is of a sink that's probably made of 5 slabs glued together, and not carved from a single block.
Disregard it.
Still, they do make sinks with a sphericals shape that are made by hollowing out a single block.
>>707237462
Still, it does not explain how on earth anyone could make the supposed sarcophagus with copper chisels
>>707236463
They used sand for cutting and drilling. It's not rocket science.
>>707236989
You wrote all that lol
>>707236989
i don't think you understand how a map works. google maps is adjusted in such a way that all lines that curve along the globe is represented square. so a straight line along the curved globe would be represented as a straight line on google maps.
It's called Mercator projection.
>>707237685
They cant even explain how they made the fuckin chisels lol
ITT - people who watched that stupid history channel "doc" and believed it and the rest of us with normal IQ's
>>707236416
AHAHAAHAHAAHAH what a stupid idiot u are. a straight line on the mercatore projection. AHAHAAHAH you are more similar to a monkey than a person
