ITT- Things that are immediate "dump her" red flags.
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ITT- Things that are immediate "dump her" red flags.
These are things so bad that they're beyond forgiving and beyond redemption.
Goes for both sexes. I'll start with the big one
Cheating.
Pic unrelated
>>707078756
dated nigger in the past
When she asks for your name or number
>>707078756
>2016
>still practice monogamy
are you a 45yr christian or what ?
when she says her age is in the double digits
>>707078831
Dude, are you serious?
Pls no memeing.
Explain your reasoning.
>>707078946
noice
>>707078840
are you a cuck? only a cuck would let his girl fuck other dudes
>>707078984
if she dated a nigger she is damaged goods, and makes poor life choices.
>>707079114
Are you a faggot ? Only a faggot would fuck only one girl.
>>707079224
so you are a cuck. fucking pathetic.
>>707079308
so your are a faggot. Enjoy your ugly girlfriend.
>>707079467
enjoy watching dudes fuck your girlfriend, cuck
> Bisexuel
> Love dog like humans
> Care about animal
>Vegan
> Face full of fucking piercing
> Think its cool to kiss other girl
> Tattoo
> One night stand
> Go at clubs and drink until she pass out
> Dress like a whores
> Do Drugs
> Bipolar
> Unhealthy
> Every fucking girl who like dog
>>707079747
Dog girls, and dog people in general, are just genetically superior to all other pet people
>>707079747
Dude you sound like a loser.
What does loving dogs have to do with good relationship material?
What does caring about animals mean as a red flag?
Depends on where the tattoo is and what the tattoo is.
Which drugs are red flags to you? Caffeine? Alcohol? Nicotine?
Though about half of the shit you said is legit.
>>707079222
But how is she not damaged goods if she dated some asshole who isn't black?
Seriously if you're not meming let me know. Explain your reasonign.
>>707078984
What were you expecting honestly
>>707078831
what about beaners and armos?
>>707079222
>if she dated a nigger she is damaged goods, and makes poor life choices.
trips dont lie
Have to agree with this.
I have a pet peeve about lying, not that it is unwarranted either.
I say on a first date with a girl, coming out truthfully that I will not tolerate lying. saying "even if I ask you something and you dont want to tell me the answer, just tell me that rather than lying"
this creates a simple boundary, to be honest.
now if she lies, even catching her with little lies, you know that is the tip of the iceberg and she will lie through her teeth in major life changing issues. Like cheating, domestic abuse, child custody etc
Best to get rid of her before the lying gets out of hand.
>>707078756
loud chewing.
literally want to punch a bitch.
>>707079747
>Catcucks are THIS insecure about their shitty meme pets
Talks during movies
>>707079114
>>707079224
>>707079308
>>707079467
>>707079702
Get along boys
>>707080103
but that means you can't be dishonest and untrustworthy either. But yeah.
>>707080114
If I can't be proud of my girl around friends and family, they aren't relationship material. So agreed.
>>707079945
Well, my ex couldn't stop saying she loved her dog more than human. At first i didn't care but with time, i got tired of her bullshit. Now i run away from girl like that cause of her but, its just personnal experience
>faggots who can't use grammar
>>707079889
Yeah of course
>>707080238
I understand your annoyance, but I ahve bad news, dude.
Most girls talk during movies and tv shows and shit. So deal with it.
When I say most I mean like over 80%
>>707079945
>What does loving dogs have to do with good relationship material
not that anon, but I have always found that people who have pets have some serious superiority and/or abandonment issues.
the type of people who cant even sit on their own in silence. they NEED others and often want to be in control of others/situations
hence having a pet they can dominate.
not a person I would gravitate towards.
>>707080396
This, you discribe my ex like a charm
>>707080379
I'm just listing reasons for ending previous relationships I was in, like:
She was a ghosthunter
>>707080328
>caring this much about grammar
>>707080285
what, do you think she's sexually attracted or something? Do you not like doggies?
>>707080396
That sounds nitpicky as fuck. People can have a hundred good reasons to have pets. Hujmans have had pets for 1000s of years.
She told me she loved me
>>707080396
I can agree with this to a point
>>707080573
I like dogs, but when it came first in the couple, you have to question stuff and things. When the girl admit that she would be more sad if she lost the dog than you, maybe you need to find someone else. It's not that i don't like dog but, i want kid and all, and girl like that are just not for me.
>>707080278
>but that means you can't be dishonest and untrustworthy either. But yeah.
being dishonest is bad character anyway.
yeah of course we sometimes have to lie about things in society
example is on our C.V/resume
but as an adult there is actually not much need for lying, leave that for teenagers.
I am an adult make who can explain my thoughts and feelings without getting emotionally imbalanced. Neither do I have deep secrets that I need to hide from others.
There is a nice middle ground between caring about grammar and speaking like a cave man that i find very attractive
>>707080567
>caring this much about those caring that much for grammer
I hate the kind of girls who are just overly cutesty about everything to the point where it's just annoying. I don't know how to explain it properly but someone has to know what I mean
She argued with me over whether or not qualms was a word while I was tutoring her
Selfdestructivity. Its all fun and games until they love u more than themselves; and the the weird shit starts as even one of your heartbroken tears or smacks will hurt 7x7 moar than her selfinflicted razorshit.
>>707080763
oh.
hmmm yeah that's a good p;oint
>>707080952
Trust me /b/rother, I know EXACTLY what you mean, it's immature on their part
>>707080952
so you mean they're annoyingly peppy and act like a middle schooler?
>>707079747
You sound like a fucking Muslim.
Nice try ISIS.
>>707080871
>caring
>>707081161
Yes, thats exactly what I mean.
>>707080573
>hundred good reasons to have pets.
name 10
I will name the 2 that you would need a cat or a dog for
pest reppelent
hunting/herding (dog)
so these females who have these animals, but then insects, reptiles, fish, birds etc
there is no need for them to have these things other than to dominate life and feel superior, and/or have company.
pet containment is something I would be weary of in a new woman.
I had a gf who let her dog shit in the kitchen, on newspaper. a chihuahua. and her excuse was "she wont shit outside". more like she never taught her dog a basic thing you need to teach animals.
what type of discipline do you think she will be able to teach her children!
>>707081026
that's just overall human rules.
You must love yourself before being eligible to love anyone else or it'll all end in tears.
Questions why you like memes
>>707081208
>obsession
She was a horrible singer, but she would always sing
>>707081392
That's actually a good trait, why the hell would you like memes?
>>707081198
You sound like an autistic fuck
>>707081334
damn what a weirdo. So you're saying you don't trust girls who have animals for friends to make up for the fact that they can't make human friends?
>>707081392
HA
>>707078756
My red flags are as follows
-cutting scars
-piercings (other than ears)
- saying "I'm not like other girls" or "I have lots of guys friends because I don't get along with girls"
-volumes of selfes from overhead angles on facebook
>>707080991
>qualms was a word while I was tutoring her
why not just get a fucking dictionary rather than into an argument
>>707081436
>Self deprication
I found out she had a tumblr
>>707078756
Cheating.
Abusive behaviour.
Anything that makes me understand she wants to hurt me.
Being talked down to.
>>707081451
>girls who sing in the car
They need to fucking die
>>707081565
And you sound like a queer who thinks that America needs to be more like Europistan.
Stay mad, and stay cucked
>>707081840
and insanity,the real kind.
>>707081632
This is beautiful
>>707081667
I didn't have one, so I went to get one...still haven't gone back
>>707080103
>2016
>Believing there are some women who are honest
>Not realizing that women are a worthless genetic variation
You gullible fuck. Next you'll say that you want to find a faithful woman or one who doesn't like drama. Are you new to the real world or just a basement-dwelling virgin who has no experience with actual women?
>>707079747
Damn,I love dogs, have a FMA tattoo, piercings, drink, and smoke. Better tell my boyfriend to dump my ass ASAP.
>>707081674
>exactly
>>707078756
Saying i need to be "normal"
>>707081859
Dude I'm a guy and I'll sing to the radio if a good song comes on.
>>707081931
also I have add:people who can't control their fucking emotions and have to argue about everything,not to understand but only to be right.
>>707081735
Tumblr isn't the worst thing ever
![sex_panther[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CXe7Kab.jpg "sex_panther[1].jpg")
>>707081572
>So you're saying you don't trust girls who have animals for friends to make up for the fact that they can't make human friends?
no, I would just be very weary about getting too deep with a girl who has pets.
their emotional imbalance, dependancy/superiority complex may shine through after getting dee with them.
I'm not saying I wouldn't date a girl if she had pets, I would just be very cautios.
main three things that are a no no for me is:
Single mother
Wears lots of make up, especially everyday
dates niggers.
I am getting older so I am thinking single mothers might be viable but nigger lovers and fakeup fuckers are my limits.
>>707081950
and how long has it been since you've had any relationship with human beings?
>>707079702
The Internet, everyone.
>>707081991
>sorry
>>707081632
>>707082169
>don't be
>>707081950
You are bitterness personified
>>707082083
Yeah, I know, but then I checked hers out
>>707081982
You sound like a garbage human being
>>707081632
>"I'm not like other girls" or "I have lots of guys friends because I don't get along with girls"
Fucking this. If you have issues interacting or socializing with your own sex then somethings fucky.
>>707082038
I hate you
>>707081982
>getting asshurt over a post on 4chan
Maybe you can get him to do a suicide pact with him since he dates retarded women
>>707081945
kek
>>707081950
like what >>707082145 said
I have found very honest women before. they may be few and far inbetween but it goes the same with men.
I think you may be getting girls mixed up with women.
most (but still not all) girls are shallow and superficial.
Women, (like men, but later), grow into mature people who have integrity and honesty is a major part of integrity.
>>707082485
>getting asshurt
>>707082327
What was on it?
Was obsessed with youtube. She would always try to show me videos of her favorite youtubers, she would talk about them like they were her friends, and she would get mad if I said anything critical of any of them, which happened a lot
>>707079747
>Liking dogs
>Kissing girls
These are bonuses, not red flags
Tattoos depend
Drugs are usually bad
>>707082622
This
>>707081384
No its not, one can lack self love without being selfdestructive.
As to the pet thing: u see the world as yr will bro; but understand that I share many of yr views and I have alwys held those on the basis of pets being love substitutes and not in the human need to dominate.
If u are lonley or want to be loved go work in a soupkitchen or take the local autist and/or lonely oldguy or slumkid under your wings - dont buy a dog that serves little purpose beyond its ecological footprint hasting the second coming.
>>707082625
>getting
>Drink alcohol
>Doesn't swallow
>Doesn't let me fuck her in the ass
>Do drugs
>Uses instagram
>
>>707082666
Eww, I get the feeling she watches markiplier
>>707078756
If she's been with a nigger or other animal before.
Once during a 3some w my gf and a very slutty 18 yro the other girl sees my dick and said she didn't know white guys had dicks like that. Supposed to be compliment but almost kills boner. We fucked her for 3 days and she gets very attached. We promised we d be good friends w her and she can be our pet. Her request.
See her at a party 5 days later and pretend I've never met her even tho every1 knows.
Sends her into bad depression.
No fucks given.
Would've gone differently if not a nigger lover.
>>707082777
>getting the getting
>>707080010
only broken women fuck niggers
>>707082642
Black and white pictures of flowers, a black and white picture of someone's wrists with "I'M FINE" cut into them, cats, typical basic bitch/scene cunt shit
>>707082777
>get
>>707082861
Yep, but I grew to hate smosh the most
>>707078756
Being obsessed with Facebook, Instagram, or social media in general.
This goes hand in hand with being too caught up in what other people think of you.
>>707082777
>trips
>>707082960
O god
>>707082782
>doesnt swallow
Surefire sign she isnt a slut, virgin.
Was actually addicted to cutting, scars down both arms, and progress started on legs.
>>707083036
I feel like I can already name every youtuber she watches now just from knowing those two.
>>707078756
>has the constant need to articulate every single thought that flies through her so called "brain"
>never puts her smartphone out of her hand and looks at it every 30 seconds
>wears a "Nirvana-shirt" and can't name a single song
>drinks coffee because "mature girls" do that
>>707083054
this will probably be every girl now until they are into their late 20's-early 30's
>>707083242
>swallowing makes you a slut
>calls someone else a virgin
>>707083342
>wears a "Nirvana-shirt" and can't name a single song
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707083394
My gf has literally no social media but she's also extremely introverted so take what you can kek
>>707083054
Good luck finding a girl who isn't like that anymore
>>707080238
>>707080565
>>707080991
>>707081451
>>707081735
>>707082666
>>707082960
>>707083302
Worst part? This is all the same girl
>>707082145
>>707082281
>>707082622
Just got out of a 10 year long marriage. So what do you think? Yeah, I am bitter, but with reason. I have been with about 40 women in my life. At their core, they are all the same. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a kid with no real world experience. Given the chance, every woman will lie, cheat, and screw people over in order to get what she wants. If you don't believe me, just take a good hard look at your own mother.
>>707083342
>and can't name a single song besides Smells Like Teen Spirit
>>707083460
Girls that are hesitant in swallowing/anal tend to not be sluts, yeah. If you consider not doing either a red flag, lmao enjoy used goods
has a penis
>>707083342
>wears a "Nirvana-shirt" and can't name a single song
God I hate when girls do this shit with anything. Like why? Its so annoying just be honest about what you enjoy instead of pretending to like shit for guys attention
>>707083624
>just take a good hard look at your own mother.
say know more, my mother was a cold hearted bitch.
I feel you anon, I really do, and although I have not the world experience you have, I can honestly say I have met a few decent and honest women.
Though I do not know what they would have become after 10 years of marriage.
you should have red pilled yourself before it got that deep anon.
but you live and learn.
>>707083649
>and can't name a single song besides Smells Like Teen Spirit
not even their best song
>>707083624
My mom's really nice
>>707082372
thanks m8
>>707083665
>Im a virgin.jpg
>>707082485
lol spot on
Just from my experience
>Wants to give the relationship a break
>Believes in hall passes
These two means they don't take the relationship seriously and you are more of a fuck buddy, 0% chance of anything serious like marriage
>Doesn't tell you when there is a problem
If she does this, she is telling her friends the problem and not you, and her friends are giving her advice, probably that she should dump you. 0% chance of a strong relationship unless you can establish trust and communication
>Says i love you on the first date
She wants a relationship, not you, doesn't matter who its with as long as they are decent, once someone better comes along who can fill your place, your getting dumped.
>No sex happens unless you initiate it
Either she doesn't find you physically attractive, or she doesn't think sex is a big part of your relationship. Both are bad.
>Pays more attention to friends than you
Her friends are more fun than you are, make her laugh, join the conversation, do something, because the more her friends make her laugh and you don't, the better chance she has of picking her friend(s) over you in other situations
>Talks about their Ex a lot
This should be easy. She misses him in some way, or she was in the wrong during the breakup, and is pissy/jealous/butthurt about it, and it will happen to you.
>Has shared ex-bf/ex-gf nudes
Trust is now at an all time low if they did this.Don't send any nudes unless you plan on marrying her, because once its over your nudes are in the hands of a person who now hates you. Bad.
>Has been raped or touched at a young age
This isn't super bad, it's definitely manageable, but it's not good. She's gonna call you daddy, she's gonna want you to be EXTREMELY dominant in bed, is gonna have a fetish (rape/bdsm/bondage). If you're in to this then no worries, but if you're not in to hardcore stuff in the bedroom, the relationship won't work.
Can somebody who's older tell me at what age women stop acting like self centered cunts who are more invested in social media then real life
>>707083624
my mom got rid of a great opportunity to take care of me and my sister,while stil having a good job.I'm sorry for you though.
>>707084446
never man, unless she's over 30 or a fucking gem
>>707079747
Only mudslimes are afraid of dogs, they know they can sniff out those filthy kebabs so they fear them
>>707084032
out of curiosity,what is your favorite nirvana song?
>>707078756
I swear, I knew this bitch once. Always forgetting shit- big red flag for me. Every fucking day was "I don't recall" "I don't recall". She and I had some really steamy-ass yoga poses that we sent back and forth- fucking huge collection of them- like 33,000 e-mails. Bitch gets investigated ONE FUCKING TIME, and I find out she deleted them all. I asked her "What happened to those yoga poses- those were special as fuck to me" OFC "I don't recall". She kept spreading shit around too- we set up code for each other- (C) meant "This is some fuckin Chill shit- don't tell anyone about it". They she fucking SHARES it with EVERYONE! "God dammit, why are you sharing our stuff that was coded when I told you not to share them?" "HURR FUCKING DURR I forgot what the code meant". I even set up that server at her house to avoid this shit cause the bitch kept losing her phones and I didn't want her to lose the cooking recipes and yoga poses we shared so much together. The fucking phones though- I kept buying them for her, and I found out she not only lost them, but some of them she hit with a fucking hammer- like fucking destroyed these phones I bought for this bitch. Again, "Hey- I BOUGHT YOU THOSE- why did you smash them with a hammer?" "hurr durr- I don't recall". Fuckin bitches man- if you meet one who's always forgetting stuff and breaking the shit you buy them and deleting your yoga poses- run the other way.
>>707084738
Wake Me Up when September Ends
>>707084427
all valid points.
>>707084427
>experience
suuuuuuure
>>707084792
kek
>>707084446
social media is a newer phenomena anon, the studies have not been done so the jury is not out yet.
normally girls become women and in turn more decent people around their 30's. it is normally when their beauty is fading and they are realizing they are not the centre of the universe.
this happens to a man in his early 20's give or take.
remember that women only have until their 40;s to get preggo so if they have fucked up themself sexually and physically by their 30's they either get their shit together or get preggo from any man aasp.
it's a cautious trap so be careful.
>>707084427
I will have to agree on everything except the last one.
My actual gf has been molested as a kid, (not raped) but still, she is willing to do everything I tell her on bed. She likes soft stuff like anal, slapping, spanking and that kind of stuff
>10/10 would recommend.
And also they're very trustworthy because they see you as their master
>>707084998
>>707084693
I have to wait till 30, christ
>>707084738
probably lithium, but i'm not that much of a major fan of grundge.
>>707079747
>girls who don't like missionary position in the sole purpose of procreating
>>707085440
This
>>707085269
>I have to wait till 30, christ
it really is anon.
not that every single girl is like that some are very mature and grow up sooner.
always best to get a 6/10 girl who didn't have everything handed to her, that way she learns life lessons sooner.
my last gf below 30 was 26 and immature, she would even give the silent treatment, like a little child if I said something to her she didn't like. Not the type of behaviour you would expect from an "adult"
now the bitch is a single mother so kek
This thread is gold but sad too. I concur most of what is said here. Pets, tattoos, bisexuals, niggerlovers, "Most of my friends are guys" all bad. Good for a fuck, but you would do well to never invest emotionally in such people. I've learned the hard way.
>>707081632
>"I have lots of guys friends because I don't get along with girls"
What if it's more like "I have social anxiety, and I get along better with guys because girls are usually meaner and scarier."
>girls with anxiety disorder
I fucking hate this. You think it's only a problem she has but you turn around and she's invading you with her insecurities, panic attacks, constant stress... My ex became overly attached because I was the only one who she could talked about her problems to. She became a living burden and her anxiety was slowly growing on me. Not healthy in the slightest
>Throws a huge fit over absolutely nothing and refuses to apologise afterwards
I understand people can fly off the handle from time to time but it's a mark of a good person to go back to the people they've wronged and make amends.
>>707086007
>girl has anxiety
>Self diagnosed
>>707086007
>>707086034
both of these.
similarly I had a gf with bipolar and she would try to purge her negativity on me like it is a thing you are supposed to do to someone.
you gotta learn to be an adult and deal with your own emotions and issues not burden others with them
>>707086007
Literally just say "I don't care" or if she starts bitching with her problems just shush her with a finger to her lips or start kissing her aggressively. Works with my gf 100% of the time.
>>707085943
It's actually more like "I'm a slut and girls can recognize it but guys like hanging out with me because I'm an easy lay".
>>707086298
Exactly. My ex made me feel like I was the Ultimate Remedy and had to find a way to cure her shit
>>707082903
I....dude.
I dunno if that's some deep-seated inferiority complex you got, or what. She chose to be your fucking sex pet, she implied she was your fucking toy. You already knew she was trash by that fact.
So why didn't you use her properly like trash and fuck her?
1. Stealing loose change and other money for some secret addiction. Shoes. Jewelry. Weapons.
2. Web search history of "How to hide a body."
2a. Web search history of cruise liner holidays down to the Panama Canal.
3. Found the copy of the Canadian Coast Guard booklet that the CIA used as part of a guide to what temperatures the human body can function at and the effects of cold water.
3a Lumber in the back yard. Except you didn't go to Home Depot.
50/50 for this one. If 'Erica' asks to be called 'Erik' and moody as fuck and growing a clitdick and wont tell you what that appointment at the hospital was for.
>>707085943
I feel like girls who only hang out with guys are usually extremely needy and need constant validation. Its much easier to get that from a bunch of horny men rather then other girls who see you objectively and will be more likely to criticise you.
>>707084259
>>707078840
My man!
>>707084446
>who's older tell me at what age women stop acting like self centered cunts who are more invested in social
*crickets*
>>707084782
While I agree this bitch is legendary fucked up, buddy... you need some help.
>>707078756
>wears a necklace with her own name
>fake nails
>pierced belly button
>needs constant validation and acceptance from other people like asking which background she should choose for her phone etc.
>>707086796
This gif creeps me out
>>707084427
>daddy issues
My girl hasn't been touched sexually but is the most submissive girl I've ever met. What do?
>>707087088
>my girl hasn't been touched sexually
>what do
Touch her sexually, you faggot
>>707084782
Was she mentally retarded?
>>707086316
>it's actually more like
Well I can guarantee it's not that
>>707086781
I think that could be right.
>>707078756
When she can't take a compliment. I don't care if you don't believe me don't say I'm wrong because you look beautiful to me.
Cares about animals more than people.
Piercings. Nope.
Straight edge.
>>707087005
>>707087240
>falling for this bait so hard
>>707087044
>wears a necklace with her own name
this reminds me, picture of herself hung up everywhere in her place is a major red flag.
had a gf who (pre social media) had taken pictures of herself, or got her friends to take pics of her in sexual or alluring poses. they were everywhere in her house.
bitch fucked niggers too.
she was so self obsessed you couldn't even have a joke at her expense without her throwing a fit.
So what happened to those /b/infographics about warningsigns and psycobitches?
There are no red flags, I fuck and love all. Well maybe if they killed someone that would be a problem, but if they felt bad about it or something it'd still be okay probably. I'm a lover, what can I say?
>>707087597
>picture of herself hung up everywhere in her place
This is truly a huge red flag
I can imagine how she always carries a little make up mirror with her to look at herself
I never had a long relationship but i wish i had a crazy obsessive girlfriend cause i dont want to be the crazier one in the relationship.
>>707082777
holy shit instawin
Guys who hate animals. Phobias of certain types doesn't count.
Guys who pick their nose or scratch thier balls and ass in public. At home whatever.
Guys who talk about their exes constantly.
Guys who say they don't masturbate or watch porn. We know your lying.
Guys that lie even about the little shit.
And cheaters. Fuck cheaters. If you cheat, It's over. The trust is gone and dead. The relationship will never be the same.
>>707085943
>have this problem secretly,genders revrsed
please fucking kill me
>>707088022
>she always carries a little make up mirror with her to look at herself
actually that is one thing I can say highly of her she never did handbags.
Like myself I only carry what I need so no wallet, just cash and bank card
she was the same.
I don't know now though.
She was majorly self obsessed, though I wouldn't say so obsessed with her appearance, just of herself in general.
>cheating
>harming your child in any way
anything else i think you could get over, assuming that's what you want.
>>707087196
o rite
>>707088026
I've known a girl like that before. She wasnt a fucking stalker or anything but trust me, you dont want that
>>707088165
>Guys who pick their nose or scratch thier balls and ass in public. At home whatever.
where are they supposed to do it then?
>>707087050
>>707087982
Jesus incarnate, holy shit.
>>707088656
I meant it's a eh, whatever thing if they scratch at home.
>>707087982
I would fuck most (apart from nigger lovers)
but we are talking about having them as a gf.
>>707088482
Oh ok
Well so she is self centered
Girls who don't do handbags are kinda cute though
>>707088165
>Guys who say they don't masturbate or watch porn. We know your lying.
Do you want a guy to be proud he jacks off more than once a day
>>707078756
Fracturing your dick. Fucking ow.
>>707078756
Any kind of mental illness.
I have depression, insomnia and all that shit... don't need a woman in my life to have all that shit too.
>>707088165
You seem sane.
wrong about the faps tho. Ive stopped mastrubating for long periods of time to harness my power and charisma, this includes no slutfucking, or fleshlihgt-live mastrubation. And Ive stopped using porn years ago as it is a distraction from true pleasure.... thus, it is possible a man says those things without lying.
>>707088877
>Girls who don't do handbags are kinda cute though
agree
>>707088837
>whatever thing if they scratch at home.
well testicles and a penis are not like a vagina, they are just skin like anywhere else. a vagina has it's own bacterial culture.
still yeah ya ass hole and nose are a germ heaven, I wash my hands if I need to deal with either.
>>707088479
makes no sense, mate. Unless you're a fag, you should fear a woman's criticism more than a male's everyday.
It makes sense for women to fear women's criticism because they'll talk about it to EVERYONE, but it doesn't make sense for a man to fear men's criticism, because fuck you need to care about that for?
>>707088165
0/10 bait
>>707088964
In all honesty I don't give a fuck. It's just a stupid thing to lie about. If I ask, it's trying to see what a guy likes kink wise. That way I can hopefully play along with whatever sexual fantasies he has. Or put it to rest if we aren't compatible with our kinks.
>>707088877
nice tripdubs
Also what you said, just like tomboys are cute.
But you can't be a tomboy anymore nowadays...you have to be described as a masculine male-expressing female-assigned-at-birth human being.
>>707089047
>insomnia
I have this and am diagnosed schitzo, I wouldn't mind grill if she was the same as me. the shitzo shit is bs, I'm fine, take no pills, I'm just a bit eccentric, but the insomnia would probably be a comfy affliction if I had someone to cuddle up to while I am going through it.
>>707089029
goddamn, nigger owww
>>707088672
>>707089135
Two words. Ball cheese. Some guys have an issue with it even after showering.
>>707089155
it's not about criticism,it's more about phisical violence,compaetition for power in everything,lack of empathy,etc,etc.
I actually fear criticism the less.I fear being torn to shreds .
>>707089102
All the power to you then. But I still would be sceptical unless it's explained in that way.
>>707089858
Also I should add,that I don't actually have that many friends in general,but I seek girls more than I seek guys.
I don't have the template but can we have one of these threads?
>>707089747
>Ball cheese
that shit is just a fungal infection, and/or a hygiene issue, clears right up after using athletes foot powder or antimicrobial soaps for a few weeks.
I have had it.
Knob cheese too from poor hygiene before
when I was young and sofa surfing
>>707090444
>sofa surfing
lit my nigga
i feel you dawg
Guys who constantly tell little white lies.
Guys who push their insecurities and jealousy onto you.
Guys who disrespect their mothers.
Guys who act like a different person around my friends or anyone else to try and seem like they have the upperhand in the relationship. There shouldn't be an upper hand.
>>707080396
>Be this anon
>Girl I start dating has a dog and actually likes it
>When I go over to her house she shows attention to the dog
>I die a little inside because I'm not in her focus 100% of the time
>post on 4chan about how people with pets are losers
>>707079702
>>707079467
>>707090733
>white lies
I do this a lot with my gf its so hard to not do it because I feel like the full truth is going to turn into a full conversation
>push insecurities and jealousy
I am good at not doing this but I feel like I'm cucking myself
>disrespect their mothers
my mom is insane but that doesn't mean I don't love her a lot
>act like a different person around my freinds
>upperhand
the one thing on your post I can genuinely say I don't to.
I like these standards, as a guy who doesn't meet them.
>>707090228
>last line
Hot.
Crazy is my domain. I know how to crazy wrangle.
>>707090444
Ugh. Someone should tell my ex that.
>>707082752
Bonuses for you, not wife material for me.
>>707083525
>introverted gf who is happy just to sit in with you on some days and snuggle on the couch.
>winter is best time of year, chilly outside but pleasantly warm on the inside. you two snuggle on the couch sipping beverage of choice enjoying each others company over the background noise of christmas movies
why did you turn this into a feel thread anon?
>>707089609
>>707089976
>>707089858
Sounds kind of irrational, mate. I imagine most guys aren't going to just beat you up, atleast not without reason.
>>707085943
>what if
>what if
>what if
I've never seen this "what if" happen irl
>>707079747
Muslim detected
>>707090954
Your dog is your buddy, but if you like it more than someone you're trying to build a relationship with, you're wasting everybody's time.
>>707085440
>>707081198
Is that a new stereotype?
Because I live in a majorly Muslim community and everyone here has dogs.
>>707092571
Not even once? What have you seen that was similar?
>>707092491
I have psychological issues,you wouldn't be able to tell I had this sort of problem if you met me in real life,we'd probably spent quite a lot of time talking if we got along,the thing is I still feel something from back whn I was a lonely teenager,where girls just have more of an empathy elemnt to them.might be because I grew up with a sister that I am very close ith and used to be a very shy,calm and introverted little kid.
>>707090733
oh look, another one.
>>707091156
How's it like being 15?
>>707092973
nothing, it was all for the attention.
>>707093147
Sounds more like some sort of conditioning to MAKE you think girls are more caring and empathetic and such. I would be wary of any female you had excessive contact with when you were aged 15 or less, as they could be an extreme manipulator.
>>707093452
Sorry bro, when youre mentally ill, normal women are disgusting. Ill take someone who will kill another human for me even if its just for a hatefuck than some whore who pretends to be normal then takes half my shit. At least when theyre crazy, its all out on the table and betrayal is expected.
Normal women are just covert crazies.
>>707093944
I've also been bullied a lot,by the way.
Anyway,I don't really trust anyone at this point,But I still have that perception for some reason.
>>707093944
>be wary of anybody who you were friends with including family members as a kid because if you're an introvert it could mean they are a manipulator
>>707093944
This. This is westernized society. Everyone here is selfish, especially when people dont think theyre selfish.
>>707093452
hows it like dating basic hoes
>>707094129
Sexiest thing a woman ever said to me was "if you look at her tits again I will cut them off".... in that moment I understood why some women choose to be with abusive assholes.... its hot as fuck!
>>707092134
Holy shit I can tell you're a faggot from this post. Introverted doesn't mean lame by default virgin
>>707090723
>i feel you dawg
struggles are hard sometimes anon
>>707094396
Fun fact: only boring people think mental illness makes someone eccentric.
>>707094129
Edgy. Self diagnosed bipolar isn't a legit illness btw.
>>707094622
Just gotta keep working, stay tight man
Vince Staples and Danny Brown for life man
never lose the fire
>>707094732
Source? doubting that
I'm a /lit/izen and some people call that boring but idc
![god-damn-i-love-being-white-original-meme[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dzAR0sv.jpg "god-damn-i-love-being-white-original-meme[1].jpg")
>>707094958
>Vince Staples and Danny Brown for life man
urghhhh you think im a nigger!
no I have just been poor and jobless before
>>707094245
M8, his issues go beyond introversion. He has an unhealthy fear of half of the human race.
>>707094411
Im sorry you cant see beyond the yandere meme.
>>707094732
Both of your comments are dumb. Psychosis is directly related to eccentricity and presumptuousness just makes you look like a bigger tard than I do, and i said i like crazy chicks.
>>707094411
>>707094129
You do realize there's *actual* debilitating mental illness, then there's the hot topic "lawl I'm so crazy xD" type of mental illness?
>>707095260
lol wat
>>707095319
I have schizophrenia, on psychosis episodes its not a whacky do crazy xD time like you're thinking after watching suicide squad, its generally crippling depression and string suicidal urges.
>>707095225
of course a retarded "muh crazies get creativity fairy powder xD" browses lit.
![fuck_i_love_being_white[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/unR42Zt.jpg "fuck_i_love_being_white[1].jpg")
>>707095352
>lol wat
>travelled the world
>spent money on booze
>couldn't find a job
>white people problems
>>707095306
that's still not justification to further alienate yourself from others that you previously considered friends. she needs to broaden her horizons and accept new people, even if her sister was a manipulator.
>>707095592
you're trying to convince me that I don't actually have a pain fetish. Also, what do you have against /lit/?
>>707082038
Me too, in fact I like girls who sings in my car
>>707095325
I know. I have an ACTUAL debilitating illness. Ive been diagnosed with both BPD and bipolar and i still prefer crazier women over normal women in general. Ill take a mild psychotic over the degree of narcissism a lot of women today have. You guys dont know shit.
Not every crazy chick is a fucking borderline.
>>707095592
I know, but eccentricity is still directly related to psychosis. I have a psychotic disorder.
>>707095645
>spent money on booze
>couldn't find a job
so life choices made you a hobo not being black and prejudiced against
![holy+fuck+I+love+being+white[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WVS589c.jpg "holy+fuck+I+love+being+white[1].jpg")
>>707096143
Live fast die young, fuck it I'm white, it's alright
>>707095717
Eh? I thought the genders were reversed, as in it's a guy who gets along with girls and is scared of guys.
>>707096313
hey thats pretty lit fam
>>707095717
And I made no such justification
>>707084792
haha
>>707078840
It's a betrayal because she promised to only have sex with you and then lied.
Not because having sex with more than one person is immoral. It's find if BOTH parties agree.
>>707078756
>she insists on making all of her problems your problems
>stays glued to phone 24/7
>using sex to change your behavior
>starts talking about Black Lives Mater unironically
>starts talking about the wage gap unironically
>>707096437
>>707096492
>thought genders were reversed
you were right, I was using the wrong """"pronoun"""" for lack of a better word.
>made no such justification
you disagreed with my original comment, didn't you?
>>707096803
>brings up tendies and gbp
>is into DD/lg
>tells me to checkem
>says bring back snacks when at store
>closes the pool
>erects my penis
>insists on making me eat all the eggs
>lifts
>has a fur costume
>has a nazi uniform
>glows in the dark
>>707081451
I like the lack of insecurity. You sing to have fun not to do it well.
>>707078831
agreed
Feminism.
>>707080010
Not the guy who posted but where I'm from we except that all people are good in there own way but they should keep to them selves and for me, I could not start a family with someone I and my culture sees a degenerate. I know that In america your morels are degraded but thats what comes with capitalism
>>707097109
Your original comment implying that I said introverts are introverts because they were hurt as a kid? The comment that really had nothing to do with the emotional and psychological issues this guy has?
Yeah, I disagreed with it. Doesn't matter though, since it's irrelevant.
>>707098423
This* introvert was hurt.
a question for females. what are some red flags in the dudes you date?
>>707099786
Dick under 7 inches, short, poor, boring, stupid, cowardly.
>>707099999
quints of truth
>>707099999
daaaaaaaaaaamn get
>>707099515
You too closely self identified with the guy I was talking to. Congrats, you just all out solidaritied and sjw'd the hell out of the situation.
>>707099999
quints dont lie
>>707083665
now this is cringe thread
>>707080328
>>707080567
>>707080871
>>707081208
>>707081436
>>707081674
>>707081991
>>707082169
>>707082259
>>707102440
Use this on them next time.
>>707078984
found the new kid
>>707079889
>genetically superior
holy shit you sound like an actual retard
>>707104385
>not believing in superiority through genetics
Its almost like you hate science. I bet youre a christian.
This is all insta dump in my book ;
- Ugly in general
- Fat
- Hairy legs
- Too much make up
- Yoga pants in public
- Always on her phone BZZZZZZ texting every minute like the cunt she is
- Only answer by k or ah
- Takes forever to send a reply
- Cancel first date
- Invite friend on first date
- Dated a nigger
- Has cheated before
- Had more than 3 partners
- Was raped
- Talks about ex
- Doesnt bring money on a date
- Expect me to entertain her and doesnt initiate any conversation
- Is in aw in front of a celebrity ''This X guy is sooooo hot'' ( insta dump btw)
- Facebook is filled with selfies
- Has no dad
I'm missing a lot but here are a few
>>707079747
>tfw my girl to a T
>>707079889
This is truth.
>>707078831
>>707083624
Most women in my family are saintly and sacrifice a lot for the family (my mother, both grandmothers and my sister). However we are a fresh off the boat family from Italy and were raised with certain old world values. I have never met a women outside my family that was truly trustworthy or not selfish and conniving and it's got me really down.
>>707106904
Im sorry to hear that. Our women are shit man. You could find a better woman in the middle east tbh.
>>707106904
>I have never met a women outside my family that was truly trustworthy or not selfish and conniving
get it on with a relative, it¡s the american way
>>707107099
True but then I have to deal with Muslims and that's just as bad.
>>707107677
Haha maybe it'll be the last step of Americanization. I have lots of guns and love this country so I'm nearly there.
>>707107677
This is now my headcanon for irl. The main reason americans started banging their relatives is because they cant trust anyone outside the family. Its pretty fitting.
>>707107951
Go steal a young one then deprogram her. Reprogram her if you want to go the extra mile and achieve "build-a-waifu".
>>707091156
Share with the class please
crazy is the only shit that works on me anymore but my wranglin' skills is shite
>>707078756
Cheating too
Hipstershit
Always changes meeting short before the date
Is political right-wing
Fake boobs
More than 15 different Sex Partners (im 23)
Has a lot of short term relationships but no longer time single
Borderline personality
>>707104830
If this isn't bait I don't know what is
>>707108272
Go learn cognitive restructuring processes, study their disorder, and master the power of hypnosis. No one will ever leave you again.
>>707108474
Ah being too religious too (if she speaks about it or believes it over science)
Post everything on facebook
If a girl is clearly upset and she chooses to deal with it by giving the cold shoulder or the classic "I'm fine", she is automatically downgraded from gf material to on again off again fuck buddy.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX A PROBLEM IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
ONE WORD:
COMMUNICATION.
>>707108485
Memes, Jack.
>>707078831
It might be forgivable if she's black herself.
breaking up with you is a red flag :^)
>>707079945
She will love and trust the dog more than you...idiot...
No dominating alpha want's that, unless it is the alpha's dog, and it growls at her.....
>>707104830
>>707079889
>not knowing what "genetically" means
>believing preference = genetics
>b8ing this hard
>>707080010
Newfag, GTFO.
