Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>707059213 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707059213
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>707063415
Show me your stuff. Is there any random VST that you want to suggest me?
still here
Claim
>>707063564
great.
>>707063857
m1 korg, monopoly, wavestation and nexus maybe.
https://mirecords.bandcamp.com/track/reprimant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnF2V0mh4eo
>>707063947
Hello.
>>707064022
I'm 7 minutes in. It's pretty bleh and I doubt I'll find myself coming back to this.
>windows XP
>bandcamp
>009 sound system playing, but only in your right ear
>notepad
>top comment is "did you record this on a potato?"
>>707064111
that's confusing tbh.
>>707064256
It basically means I don't like it.
Claiming Most Popular Girl
>>707064022
>Sold Out
Noice. How long did the production of this take?
>>707064111
morning
>>707064374
Sleep nicely?
>>707064476
woke up at midnight been awake since then and i guess it was ok. yourself?
>>707064306
sad...
>>707064358
uhh, 5 - 6 hours or something like that. it's fun.
claimed
>>707064022
What is this bullshit I just listened to?
カラミチーマス
>>707064743
I woke up about an hour ago I guess, so yea, decently nice.
So, what're the plans for today?
>>707065069
thanks i appreciate.
>>707065144
>Waking up at 11 AM
Why
>>707065144
a shower actually is all ive planned
>>707065365
Why not?
>>707065466
Showers are very nice. Just watching college football for me.
>>707065223
Is this Jungle music?
I don't think I like this genre
>>707065069
>>707065611
It's oldschool drum and base. There is better music out there.
Claiming best girl
Got back to gold 5. Huzzah \o/
>>707066218
Lovely lady.
>>707063148
Ah, no. I am not a girl
>>707066178
Congratulations Saya
>>707066218
Shizubi!
>>707066218
Loli-lover
Claimed desu
>>707066769
It still feels all empty and hollow inside, perhaps even more so than before.
>>707066841
Your mine, cutie
Should I be hurt or relieved that nobody ever posts her?
>>707067368
Relieved.
>>707067195
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>707067125
The salt mines are empty?
>>707067591
Tomoko
>>707067754
![Syndra [343].png](https://i.imgur.com/9fMejN6.png "Syndra [343].png")
>>707066218
>Teaching my brother to ride a bike
>He says "Hey I'm getting good at this, I'll go around the neighborhood and come back"
>45 minutes later he limps back
>He broke his fucking collarbone
I'm dying guys
>>707068149
How the hell did he manage to do that?
He fall on a curb or something?
>>707067823
>hugs the Tomoko
you'll always be popular in my book
>>707068149
If anything he has the right to say that.
>>707068232
He ran into a stop sign apparently
>>707068323
I'm still laughing at him
>>707068311
Tomoko is the poplarist.
>>707068399
I guess he can't read.
>>707068427
She grows poplars?
>>707068464
*rimshot*
He can't grasp the concept of using the fucking brakes for some reason, and this is his punishment for that and for being over confident.
>>707068643
No rimshot for you. He must be afraid of the brakes or something. Is it the stupid pedal brakes or does he have hand brakes?
>>707068643
>not getting the meme
>>707067195
No little Megu, i am not~
>>707066382
Hi Shiro. How're you?
>>707066769
Hello Alice. What's up?
>>707066774
Yeah, probably.
>>707068061
Master
>>707068864
He just doesn't get that slamming your feet on the ground isn't how you stop a bike.It's got hand brakes.
At least he didn't fuck up my bike.
>>707068910
>Not being a meme
Haruna chan.
>>707069062
I just started watching Highschool of the Dead. The amount of ecchi is disgusting, not sure I'll watch more than the first episode
>>707069139
Hello Haruna
>>707069062
I'm doing pretty good, but am hungry and without much to eat. Will be watching college football later.
How about you?
>>707069112
>Flintstone Brakes
Fucking dumbass. Show him how the brakes work. I had a bad experience using hand brakes once. Going downhill and I hit the front brakes. Shit destroyed my knee. I still have rocks in there!
>Once upon a waifu, there was, MAI WAIFU
>She was mai lifu
>I love her from my house to the adult sex shop I bought her at and back
>She waz best waifu
>We go out on dates all le time, and one time she bought me mai juice juice
>I was super happy and so I super boned her that night
>It Friday atternoon, we just hangs out until
>she ask, “Am I real?”
>I le respond, “No, now shut up and suck ma fat dik.”
>We love, and that, I mean I force her into sexal relatship witout consent lels
>Was she anime-waifu, real-waifu, or blow up sex doll-waifu waifu?
>You no not know
>But no matter what happen
>Waifu, is lifu4lifu.
>>707069205
Haha. Rather amusing thing for a sex slave to say.
>>707069206
I'm alright, just woke up a little bit ago.
>>707069538
Heh, I suppose that's true isn't it? They just seem to add way more than is necessary, like they manipulate the scene just so that you can see her panties. It's over the top is all
>>707070776
Failarino.
>>707070996
Hello Yuuki. It's a bit slow this afternoon
Tenryuu claimed
Sup negros?
>>707071548
faggot
>>707071548
Bored as a mother fucker.
>>707071548
Hey Ten-senpai
![Syndra [158].png](https://i.imgur.com/IhXjdVz.png "Syndra [158].png")
>>707071821
>>707071791
It could be worse
How's your day going?
>>707071949
Hi
>>707071301
I can see, I'm playing LoL so replies will be slow
>>707072013
Sloooooooooow. I woke up super early, around 9am and so far I've been wasting time on Twitch. Seriously considering a nap.
You?
>>707072174
Just ate something
It was a great idea to put this piece of pork into good beer for 24 hours. Tasted fantastic.
And now i dunno if i should get cancer or mod Skyrim until it breaks
>>707072013
Tenryuu is mine. Since you're tenryuu then you're also mine
>>707071548
Hello Tenryuu. Doing some surf maps on CS:GO, how are you doing?
>>707071821
It's a kyoubot!
>>707071952
I like this image
>>707072056
Ah, you play a lot of League don't you? I couldnever get into that game
>>707072326
Mod Skyrim until it breaks.
Who the fuck is this new Tomoko?
Someone else changing persona?
>>707072531
Yes
>>707072361
I'm no one's, yet i'm everyone.
>>707072375
Had a grade-A dinner, and my dessert was okay too.
>I'm confused
Claimed.
>>707072794
I saw what you ate, sounded very good. I imagine the pork was falling apart when you were eating it
What are you confused about?
>>707072375
Yep, for 3 years now. It's fun, I've had a lot of good times with it. It's not for everyone though.
>suika claim
>>707072996
>I saw what you ate
Oho, do we have a stalker here? :^)
Never took a picture of it
But yes, it was pretty soft and tasty.
>What are you confused about?
The 2 Tomokos
>TFW all sweaty and gross, but too tired to take a shower
Life is too hard
>>707072794
Tenryuu's my boat wife
>>707072531
Changing persona?
>>707073634
I meant I saw the post, sorry! It didn't update the thread until I posted it.
I love marinades on my meats, and soaking them in stuff overnight. They always taste so much better than just grilling it with some store bought sauces.
\
>The 2 Tomoko's
Yeah, it confused me a lot at first too. I'm still not sure which one is which, only that one lives in Australia.
And now I think someone said something about a third poster?
>>707073819
Don't be gross, take a shower
>>707073634
>The 2 Tomokos
It's 3.
>>707073858
Are you a new Tomoko?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>707073634
We gave 3 Tomokos
>>707073950
*have
>>707073861
My legs hurt though
>>707073999
dicc
>>707073858
Tomoko is your avatar.
>>707073999
Stolen
>>707074128
No. She's mai waifu
>>707074190
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
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>>707074374
>Tenryuu's my boat wife
And why should I believe you when you say that Tomoko is your waifu.
>>707074443
So close to glory
>>707073999
Welp.
>>707074474
I fap to Tenryuu a lot so I call her my wife
Not mai waifu
>>707074595
You claim to have another female as your wife. Therefore, Tomoko is your avatar.
>>707074074
Take a bath then. Baths are way better than showers anyway
>>707074534
Welcome back Mikura
>>707074656
Nonono
I love Tomoko but I fap to Tenryuu
>>707074595
>>707074863
Stop fapping to my husbando.
>>707074863
You're a liar.
>>707074830
Hey there once again Alice.
>>707075010
I fap to female Tenryuu
But I admit if I was gay I'd wank it to Male Tenten
>>707075167
Me and Tomoko are soulmates
>>707074830
A bath is just sitting in your filth, and the thing is broken so it's always stuck to where its in between shower and bath anyway.
>>707075010
You're legit making me want to fap to him.
>>707075557
>
>>707075929
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707075557
What are you fucking gay?
>>707075206
How was the visit?
>>707075557
It's almost as if you have soap too. Or do you sit in the shower with water running and nothing else
>>707076087
A little
>>707076169
It doesn't matter, you're still sitting in water that is just absorbing your sweat and dirt.
Taking a bath when you're already clean is nice and relaxing though.
>>707076396
Getting off to a big muscle bound man with a bulge in his pants is more than a little gay.
>>707076169
Just as good as predicted. Doing anything fun?
>>707076603
He's eerily attractive for some reason.I'm normally only into traps though.
His muscles do kinda throw me off tbh
>>707076603
more plss
I know my limits well, since they're never that far away
>>707076862
The abs are the hottest part imo
>>707076947
Tfw six flags magic mountain today
>whats up waifus
>>707077315
didnt know that figure but loving it now
>>707077811
charakter*
Erica claimed
>>707076396
>implying I do anything to get sweaty and dirty
I am pretty much always "clean". All I get is what you pick up sitting inside
>>707076657
I decided to play a bit of Black Ops. Most of the NA servers are empty though, not sure why
I'm glad to hear you enjoyed the visit! It's nice to see your friends sometimes
>>707077137
Did something happen?
>>707076862
>attracted to traps
Kill yourself fag
>>707077860
Hi Erica! Have we talked before?
>>707078228
>He doesn't excersize
>He doesn't go outside and have fun
Come on man
>>707078550
Nah, I think I'll just go jerk off to some sweet, sexy, girly traps instead
>>707079021
He never said that.
>>707079246
>
That is what he said.He may not have used those words exactly, but that is what he said.
>>707079470
>said.He
not clicking that shit nigger
>>707079470
>it may not be what he said, but it's what he said
>>707079021
That's correct, I do pretty much nothing all day
Why do you think I'm here so often?
>>707079246
I didn't, but he's not wrong
>>707079768
You should start running. It's very good stuff.
>>707079767
Implications, context clues, etc.Did you not pass high school?
Oh wait, you're fucking 14.
>>707079768
You need to get out man, have some fun.Go to the park, go jogging, do something.
>Was accidentally using my data for the past hour instead of WiFi
FUCK
>>707080116
I didn't see him say
>implying I do anything to get sweaty and dirty
my mistake.
>>707080370
All right then, sorry for insulting you.
>>707079885
I tried once, I have asthma so running isn't something that end very well for me normally
>>707080116
Why would I go out, I have nothing I want to do outside. There are no parks nearby, I have no friends nearby, no young people nearby. The closest convenience store is a 10 minute drive down the road
>>707080576
Oh, that's a real shame.
>>707080527
It's fine.
>>707080576
Start lifting at home, I can guarantee you're a skeleton or hamplanet.All the girls love /fit/ guys
>>707078228
I never got too attracted to FPS sadly. I probably played more TPS in my life.
>>707080704
It's whatever, it's not like I can control it.
I can still run when I need to, but I always end up with chest pain when I do
>>707080984
I'm neither actually. I wish I was thinner by far though, but that's something altogether different
>implying I care what the girls think
>>707081013
TPS? I'm afraid I don't know what that means.
I usually play RPG's, but sometimes I like to fuck around and play an FPS game
>>707081490
Are you an only child?
>>707081490
Third person shooter. Like Ratchet & Clank.
>>707081862
No. My brother moved away and my sister is a cunt. I don't like interacting with her at all
>>707082127
Oh, I should've known that. Ratchet and Clank were a really fun game series. The first one was super fun, then they added guns and it got even more fun to me
>vocaloid brand headphones
That is something I would wear without shame
Shiro claimed.
Is this thread kill already?
>>707083021
It's been pretty slow(or /comfy/ to some) all afternoon. People must be out and about today.
Hello qtShiro, how are you doing today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTuA8FMaME
>>707083021
just lukring perhaps i should contribute
whats up shiro
>>707083117
Good night Kyoubot
>>707082127
>That fucking gun
TRIGGERED
DELET THIS
>>707082983
>Only one brother
You've got to have at least one child dude.
>>707083115
Hi Tsun
>>707083392
hey foxgun
how has your weekend been?
>>707083097
Weird, it's not like the people here would "go out" or "enjoy themselves" at a Saturday.
Maybe some of them finally found the strength to end it all and meet their waifu in the afterlife.
>>707083115
Oi, Yuno! Doing pretty good, as I tend to on my days off, especially if the one to follow is off as well.
Spend the day doing pretty much nothing but watching some series, playing wows and making an enemy for life.
How have you been?
>>707083110
Hey lesser shiro! Who's the Lauch?
>>707083392
I am never having a child. I hate children, children hate me.
It would end with me committing suicide or killing the kid
>>707083647
I know I wouldn't go out to do stuff on a weekend, but I'm a shut in unless I'm required to go to school.
I wish I had the strength to do that, maybe I wouldn't have to deal with the misery of life then. Knowing my luck, it would follow me into the afterlife
>>707083647
I don't know.
What the fuck is this new captcha?
>>707083830
Don't worry, there is no afterlife. Just nothingness.
>>707083496
Mostly uneventful,other than my brother breaking his collarbone
>>707083647
I've been out and enjoying myself all afternoon though
>>707083830
>He wants his family to end
How does it feel being the last of your line?
>>707083971
That's not how you spell reincarnation.
>>707083971
You underestimate my luck. The universe would go out of its way to fuck me over and make one just as miserable as existence on earth is
>>707084045
>I have 2 siblings
How is it going to end with me?
>>707083647
kek yea thats the definition of a weekend
glad to hear you are doing well but what do you mean with making an enemy for life?
i am doing pretty good, had a drinking night yesterday and i dont remember anything so thats a good sign
>>707084045
oh yea i read that
how old is he? i mean he cant ride a bike?
>>707083392
Don't you know? Yamaha manufactures the best guns.
>>707083117
Sweet dreams pocky eater.
>>707083021
Show us some pantsu in order to revive it.
>>707082983
I played Up Your Arsenal, Gladiator and a random one from PS3. But played a lot of multiplayer.
