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hey /b/, I'm at a bar mitzvah right now and whoever texts5512213003

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hey /b/, I'm at a bar mitzvah right now and whoever texts
>551
>221
>3003
will have their message on the projector.

Go crazy
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Pics or lying
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>>706983379
ok, 1 sec
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>>706983379
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>>706983823
Need a better view faggot
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>>706984335
here you go
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>>706984632
Lurking for the possibilities
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Bumpin
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>>706984632
gas the kikes
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>>706983823
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>>706985023

translates as: FART
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Somebody text "Hitler should have finished the job". I would but I can't
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>>706985154
there is another picture, dickshit
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>>706982932
How do i send texts from abroad ?
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>>706985281
Google voice? That's what I'm doing, gotta redownload it tho
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>>706985281
If you have access to a mobile phone, you can download one of the free texting apps.
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Ok done
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Updated yet faggot?
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I want pics I sent two messages already
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>inb4 bomb threat
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>>706985686
>>706985710
Board is slow to update? Still nothing up there yet.
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I so hope this is real
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i got banned
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>>706982932
i'm on acid stop! stop! don't turn awaaaayyyy!! dance dance dance dance dance to the radio!. Dance dance dance dance you ugly homosexuals!
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>>706986055
From sending messages?
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OP please send more pics
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Op is fake
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Bumping for potential
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No one's messages showing up, there must be a mod somewhere, or banned keywords.
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Some guy just called me and said he will track me down and put a bullet in me head lol
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just got banned lol
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Most likely, there is a mod.
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>>706986764
Pic or it didnt happen.
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>>706987019
Send I love when Jason touches my special area
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>>706987129
U do it
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Free Palestine
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>>706987039
How do I send a pic of a call fool?
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>>706987199
god dammit off by one
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I told them to play I Love Jews by Sam hyde
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somebody try:

>(((JASON)))
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OP is lying fuck this guy faggot
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>>706987347
roll for this
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hi
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>>706987598
what are you rolling for i got banned you fucking retard
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>>706982932
What the fuck is a bar mitzvah? Is it like some kind of gay bar? What kind of drinks do they serve? Cock flavored drinks? fucking homos.
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>>706987560
Hugs for (((Jason)))
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>>706988006
DO EEEEET
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>>706987977
basically that but for little jew boys
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>>706987977
a typical barmitzvah in the traditional sense is where a jewish boy recieves his first gold coin, which is then placed in a small leather pouch worn around the neck
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>>706988277
77 replying to 77
witnessed
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UPDATE
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How would I text this from outside the country where it is?
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>>706987560
Whats this mean
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>>706988649
+15512213003
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>>706988888
Omg 55555
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>>706988888
Slippyquint
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>>706988888
QUINTSSSSSSS
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>>706988888
hella slippyflippin'
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CHECKED
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>>706988888
Witnessed
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>>706988888
checked
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apparently they're pressing charges on me
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Btw, is op a fucking jew ? /thread
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>>706989372
no
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>>706989354
Wat? Pic
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>>706989354
LUL
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>>706989417
dik pik
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>>706989499
was nice to meet you anon
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>>706989499
Lol
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>>706989499
kek
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>>706989499
RIP anon
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>>706989603
>mfw i'm behind 7 proxy's
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>>706989499
Of course they'll press charges.. JEWS
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>>706989668
>allgemeine visor
>wehrmacht general's tunic
I'm so TRIGGERED
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>>706989499
SHUT IT DOWN!! WE GOT US A BAD BAD GOYIM! YOU CANNOT CHALLENGE THE JEWISH MAFIA
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>>706989499
fucking RIP 1!!
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>>706989499
Top kek
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OP give us a pic of the projector
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Whats happens if call?
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>>706989944
dubs check out
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>>706989499
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>>706989944
>>706989977
>>706989988
this triple dub
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>>706989944
>>706989977
>>706989988
3 in a row. Checked
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>>706989944
>>706989977
>>706989988
HOLY SHIT DUB DUBS 3 TIMES IN A ROW BABY
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>>706990030
Im in jersey too. 201 here
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>>706989944
>>706989977
>>706989988
>>706990055
GET THReAd!
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>>706990122
>>706989944
>>706989977
>>706989988
>>706990055
WTF IS GOING ON
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>>706990122
Nice get
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>>706990122
Holy fuck I got em again!
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posting for gets
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Here is the number that called me and said he would track me down and put a bullet in my head

>1
>201
>720
>0314

This is a New Jersey area code btw
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>>706990122
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>tfw we stole all the dubs from the jews
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>>706982932
The Game
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>>706990188
Get
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>>706990119
201 is bergen county dumbfuck, not all of nj
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>>706990188
check em
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>>706990122
>>706990188
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Oy Vey Goyim, the dubs are mine!
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how much get could a get get get if a get get got got
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>>706990322
NOiCE
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>>706990322
what the fuck is going on here with all the dubs
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>>706990281
When did i say it was all of jersey you raging faggot? All i said was im in the 201 area. You fucking herb
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>>706990322
GET THREAD
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How many dubs can this thread dub?
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OP prob can't reply - the host/mod is prob right there now watching who's taking photos.

Should have started off with little things like 'yo da man! Jasom' just random with an error then worked on it from there instead of going balls deep straight away with ''hitler did nothing wrong"

Fkn amateurs.
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>>706990423
doxed
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44 fags
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dubby slubby
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not dubs, trips
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>>706990581
get
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this thread
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>>706990581
you think you're fucking special?
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Snapppe Facts
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if dubs vaping is gay

if singles its still gay, just less.
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>>706990464
No, i always go balls deep. I dont have sex, I fuck, hard.
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>>706989499
lulz
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>being at a bar mitzvah
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everyone forget about the quints?
>>706988888
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Willy wonkas willy wanked a willy won't wonka willy wanker
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damon approooves
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Is This a Get thread?
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>>706990769
History has been made
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>>706990668
u do it
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>>706990224
>did you just threaten my son you little goddamn faggot?
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>>706990769
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>>706990769
them were my first quints. i will never forget
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888
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can we get back to fucking with jews?
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>>706990877
GET
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>>706990922
>>706990934
ya missed one
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>>706990922
>>706990877
Add two more gets to this fucking Jewish get fest
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>>706990966
>>706990934
>>706990984
anotha one
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>>706990966
we are converting their shekels into dubs as we speak
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not trips, dubs
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Drubs, dreck'em
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>>706990966
DJ Khaled. ANoTHeR ONE!
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rain thy dubs upon thee
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>>706990877
>>706990922
>>706990966
>>706990766
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Just sent

>Arbeit macht frei

come on baby!
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I AM OP

I AM ALSO THE ONE WHO GOT THE QUINTS

AMA
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Jason eats macaroni and cheese get
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Just sent

>Arbeit macht frei

come on baby!!!
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>>706990877
>>706990922
>>706990966
>>706990766
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>>706990822
Get a trips and I'll become a blueberry
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>>706991225
WHERE ARE MOAR PICS
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OP you still here?
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>>706991237
Not text saying it's inappropriate yet!
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>>706990877
>>706990922
>>706990966
>>706990766
>>706991244
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>>706991179
if you still want to fuck with jews, join this discord to collaborate

https://discord.gg/K3swV
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>>706982932
Moar PICSSSS
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>>706991244
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show da board OP
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Dubs and OP eats a dick
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>>706991292
I left the venue, sorry.

When I left there was a moderator dude that said that he was getting texts from all over the country.

Jason's dad is flipping shit reading those texts.

Sadly, no more pics.
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OP you faggot (We really love yew) PICS HOMIE
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das why i brought deez bad boys right hur
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Real Doubles Thread
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>>706982932
I hope you have a fulfilling and productive life, we're so proud of you!
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>>706991494
go back and take one more picture. GOD DAMNIT
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FUCK I posted my >arbeit macht frei

Fuckkk
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>>706991237
Nice.
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Show the screen OP
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>>706991494
You just created the final straw for jew lives matter
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can we all wish josh a happy birthday? he has cancer.
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Don't post stuff about hitler you idiots, that's gonna get you instab&
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>>706991494
You fucking pussy!
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i wonder if we can order pizza's to that address...
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>>706992099
Checked
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>>706988888
Witnessed
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>>706992099
Checked
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I'm rolling for dubs at this point
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>>706992950
you failed anon
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>>706992172
Yes we can. If we have the address.
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>>706992950
you just need more practice, thats all
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>>706992950
Stings
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roll
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>>706992950
Let me show you hows it done
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I fucking love bacon
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>>706993556
Reroll
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>>706987495
Ouch the dreaded 0 days 3 hours 30 minutes ban
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where did the dubs go?
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Congratulations Jason on coming out as a faggot!
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>>706988542
> Jason is Jason
Witnessed
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>>706989499
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>>706988888
Someone check it on the thing
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>>706982932
Nuck Figgerz
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doubloons
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these dubs tho
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>>706993924
Where did they come from, cotton eye Joe?
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>>706993924
Right out the window
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>>706994623
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i want jew getz too
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man if only Hitler was here to see this
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Rubba dub dub
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>>706995177
See those Dubs
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>>706995899
Awww yeah I got dubs
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>>706995944
Wot more dubs awesome
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So many dubs...
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Gan I get?
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>>706997007
Apparently not Mr.Bond.
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>>706989499
They will take your house, your car, your money
THEY ARE JEWS
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