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wanna erp
>>706945463
worriedanimegirl.png
>>706945664
>worriedanimegirl.png
wanna rp
i have no idea
Oh shit, its another countdown.
huhh...
Go away, Straw.
What if I say Please?
i have no idea
Cut me, Straw.
>cuts you
Hello there, Straw-chan.
>>706945463
What are you?
>>706948637
>What are you?
i have no idea
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>>706949048
What is it?
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What else you got?
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>>706948104
Please, OP?
i can't delete it...
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>>706951506
Delete what? Difficulty? Obstacles?
>>706951954
>Delete what? Difficulty? Obstacles?
the thread
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>>706945463
Are you the same person who blank posted clownpiece a few days ago?
>>706952155
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This entire thread
Straw-chan?
>>706952204
>Are you the same person who blank posted clownpiece a few days ago?
maybe
>>706952264
>This entire thread
y-you too...
this doesn't feel like him,it's all so...wrong
what happened yesterday?
>>706952274
>Straw-chan?
what
>>706952450
I still love you, Straw-chan.
Since day one.
>>706952439
>this doesn't feel like him,it's all so...wrong
>what happened yesterday?
y-you too...
>>706952232
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>>706952516
>I still love you, Straw-chan.
>Since day one.
y-you too...
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>>706952525
alright, so, how did the email thing go btw?
just want to know,still curious
>>706952707
What the fuck is going on?
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>>706953018
no idea
>>706952675
Please marry me
>>706952896
Do you want one to talk with someone?
>>706953072
i have no idea what this thread was going to be about
>>706953558
It's Straw-chan.
The threads consists of us all licking Straw-chan's feet in a gracious, thankful manner, until image limit arrives.
>>706953179
sure,i can talk, i don't know what anything this is though
>>706953558
(>i have no idea what this thread was going to be about)
Okay.
>>706953649
>>706953668
well sure, i knew about straw-chan from the other threads i've been in,just curious as to THIS thread in particular
>>706953994
Oh.
Well I have no idea.
I just always desperately get Straw-chan to talk to me and love me, like when your dad neglects you making you want attention even more, while trying to get any way to contact them in a social manner so I may lick their feet graciously and thankfully for extended periods.
What do /you/ do on Fridays?
>>706953994
(>well sure, i knew about straw-chan from the other threads i've been in,just curious as to THIS thread in particular)
<5 T-Thanks for stopping by.
>>706945463
>>706953679
Got it, OP?
>>706954317
Ɛ> ?
>>706954317
y-you too...
seeya in a next life~
might as well link the webpage since straw might be kill
http://anonymous.x10host.com/
what the fuck is this rainbow faggot bullshit?
>>706955004
no idea
We love you, Straw.
>>706952896
>alright, so, how did the email thing go btw?
>just want to know,still curious
it'll be fine...
>>706953018
>What the fuck is going on?
y-you too...
We love you a lot...
Especially me...
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>>706955457
You're alive!
>>706951652
...
>>706953144
>Please marry me
it'll be fine...
>>706953558
>i have no idea what this thread was going to be about
me too
>>706955435
are you sure? i'm really worried you know, you're just leaving us in the dark over here
>>706955004
>what the fuck is this rainbow faggot bullshit?
y-you too...
>>706955514
Please discord me? Email me? Give me your address and allow me to serve you? I'm half Asian, I have a strong back and can work hard.
thank you...
th...thanks
>>706955493
>You're alive!
i'm alive.
>>706955563
>are you sure? i'm really worried you know, you're just leaving us in the dark over here
i'm sorry...
>>706955544
well that's your answer every thread, i still like that generically worded tone of yours,it's what keeps me crawling back
>>706955736
no you're not
>>706955906
Don't jinx it.
>>706955786
i understand, it'll happen hopefully at some point,you have nothing to feel sorry about,it's my fault for bitching so much, you're probably doing the best you can
>>706955497
>. . .
>>706955700
th >. . . ) Thanks
>>706955786
STRAWCHAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!
bump until op starts posting again in a few minutes like he always does
>>706956080
lol
>>706955736
what really is life anyway?
>>706957273
Growth.
>>706957382
growth of what exactly? can it be a tumor?
>>706957382
>>706957273
Life, for humans, is dealing with the human condition. Even if you're a robot, an alien, a monster, if you deal with the human condition, you are also a human. And we will love you.
>>706955736
i'm scared
>>706957683
i'm always scared anon,it'll be fine..
>>706957608
but what is love?
baby don't hurt me~..
>>706955658
>Please discord me? Email me? Give me your address and allow me to serve you? I'm half Asian, I have a strong back and can work hard.
it's alright, anon... i am happy to see you now... and if i can do all this, maybe doing more stuff in the future is possible too...
>>706955811
>well that's your answer every thread, i still like that generically worded tone of yours,it's what keeps me crawling back
thank you
>>706955906
>no you're not
y-you too...
>>706956040
>i understand, it'll happen hopefully at some point,you have nothing to feel sorry about,it's my fault for bitching so much, you're probably doing the best you can
it's alright...
>>706956080
>th >. . . ) Thanks
you're welcome
>>706956452
>STRAWCHAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!
huhh...
y-you too...
>>706957273
>what really is life anyway?
i have no idea
>>706957674
>1237777709877.gif
>>706958416
You're amazing, Straw.
>>706957683
>i'm scared
it's alright...
>>706958546
you're welcome
Th-thanks for "you're welcome"
>>706958702
>You're amazing, Straw.
thank you...
>>706958718
>you're welcome
>
>Th-thanks for "you're welcome"
you're welcome
>>706957506
(+) + (+) = [+]
(+) + ( - ) = [ - ]
( - ) - ( - ) = [ - ]
> { . . . }
S-Somebody please respond
> /.\
>>706945463
Will you ever grow up to have a normal talk or chat with someone?
>>706957608
Describe life of consciousness(es), lol.
>>706955700
Nice dubs, nigga.
>>706959415
Miss Margatroid? Alice? What are you doing here?
>>706959415
i'll respond anon,don't cry
>>706959415
>S-Somebody please respond
>
>> /.\
responding
>>706959492
>Will you ever grow up to have a normal talk or chat with someone?
y-you too...
>>706959517
>Nice dubs, nigga.
thank you
w-what is this
>>706959415
Respondez, sil vous plait
>>706959814
Huh?
>>706959983
i think it might be a thread on the /b/ board,not sure,i'll have to meet with the higher ups for comfirmation
>>706959662
>>706959784
>responding
Responding to your response.
A-Am I not allowed to be here?
>>706960114
I-Is this what you wanted?
>>706959983
>w-what is this
i have no idea
>>706960129
>Huh?
y-you too...
>>706960442
>>responding
>
>Responding to your response.
>
>A-Am I not allowed to be here?
thank you
>>706959696
N-Now hug me and tell me It's all going to be okay
> . . .
>>706960442
Don't you have your popular psychological advice and cooking threads to run and preside over? Really, what brings you here? Can you help solve this mystery >>706945463?
Would you be Straw-chan's slave?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11383242
>>706959515
lol
>>706960691
I-I believe you have mistaken me for a different Alice, anon.
>>706960947
Alice2?
>>706961059
I-I'm not Alice2, s-sorry.
>>706960586
jp couldn't respond to you,but i can
"...it's going to be okay..."
<insert hug here>
>>706961214
Which Alice are you, then?
fucking weeaboos are all either retarded or insane
y-you too...
...how was your day~, lol?
>>706961736
y-you too...
>>706961438
-wraps arms around you-
I-I love you, a-anonymous.
>>706961463
A-Alice5?
>>706961660
>fucking weeaboos are all either retarded or insane
y-you too
>. . .
( temporary love is confusing... )
>>706959164
kek
>>706961849
i love you too alice 5, may we meet again some day soon,but for now,let's enjoy our time together~
["maybe they got it wrong~?"
Why is this thread that creepy
Straw chan seems like a dead person
>>706962261
Which Alice are you?
>>706961773
>...how was your day~, lol?
it's alright...
>>706962261
T-That would be nice, anonymous.
>>706961783
>y-you too...
y-you too...
>>706962517
he might as well be,but he's a fun guy to get some random replies from, he's even working on a site,plus, he doesn't complain when anons discuss something in his thread,because this thread shouldn't even exist
>>706962034
>( temporary love is confusing... )
yeah...
>>706962051
>kek
huhh...
>>706962366
>["maybe they got it wrong~?"
what do you mean...
>>706962517
>Why is this thread that creepy
>Straw chan seems like a dead person
uhhm...
>>706962562
>1475791569354.jpg
>>706962856
Sounds fun
Even doe i cant see why someone would do this but maybe that makes it fun
>>706962856
>he might as well be,but he's a fun guy to get some random replies from, he's even working on a site,plus, he doesn't complain when anons discuss something in his thread,because this thread shouldn't even exist
uhm...
>>706963020
>Sounds fun
>Even doe i cant see why someone would do this but maybe that makes it fun
i...
>>706963112
You are creepy but I guess I like you
>>706962773
May i ask what your current mood is?
>>706962789
can we just stay like this?...for a while?
>>706962907
Is something troubling you?
>>706962959
Maybeee it isn't temporary~, lol.
I could be wrong, right?
>>706962800
y-you too...
( cool threads are so rare and fun lol )
>>706945463
Is this an era of new meemuska?
>>706963112
Where's the pigtailed brunette? Has she retired?
>>706963240
>You are creepy but I guess I like you
uhh i...
>>706963263
>>May i ask what your current mood is?
it'll be fine...
>>706963480
>Is something troubling you?
i'm just thinking...
>>706963689
>Maybeee it isn't temporary~, lol.
>I could be wrong, right?
i don't understand...
>>706963802
>y-you too...
y-you too...
>>706964076
>( cool threads are so rare and fun lol )
yeah...
>>706964236
>Is this an era of new meemuska?
what do you mean...
>>706964487
>Where's the pigtailed brunette? Has she retired?
i'm just an anonymous user...
>>706964487
What about the other pigtails he's used?
>>706964856
Finnish way of saying meme, i came up with it
>>706965101
>Finnish way of saying meme, i came up with it
good job
>>706965520
how are you op?
>>706964750
Thinking with friends is... a positive thing~? (;-; )
op,how long until they start thinking your link to the page with the "polite sage' text is spam again?
>>706964971
Did OP like this one better?
>>706965520
i love you op, never leave.
Who is Straw-Chan?
>>706965911
i..have no idea, where do you guys think he got them? printerest? zerochan?
>>706966039
there's too much to say, but so little to that we know
>>706966039
a cute loli transversing the web, maybe making a site, maybe not. A loli with a speech impediment that only allows him to speak a max of 10 words at a time. A beautiful anon that should be loved and cherished.
>>706964804
y-you too...
>>706966141
Maybe she knows an artist or is one herself.
>>706965828
Why wouldn't it be...?
>>706965641
>how are you op?
i'm fine...
>>706965828
>Thinking with friends is... a positive thing~? (;-; )
it's fine...
>>706965873
>op,how long until they start thinking your link to the page with the "polite sage' text is spam again?
i have no idea
>>706966842
nah,i doubt that conclusion,could someone out there help try to crack the case of where he got them?maybe we could cross-reference all the pictures he's used so far?
>>706966000
>i love you op, never leave.
th...thank you...
>>706966039
>Who is Straw-Chan?
i have no idea
th...thanks
>>706966519
>y-you too...
y-you too...
>>706967190
y-you too...
>>706967227
>y-you too...
y-you too...
http://www.strawpoll.me/11383679
>>706967231
pls don't leave OP-chan. Don't count down to 0
>>706967266
y-you too...
Sweet dreams my love.
https://u.teknik.io/62n4L.htm
polite sage
there's nothing here right now but i plan to have this page redirect to the site if it's up 1 day
https://u.teknik.io/62n4L.htm
if you want to bookmark that and visit it the 1st of every month or so
i'm poorfag and it's difficult to allocate the money and resources to do this. but i'm pretty much devoting all my time, effort, and life to this. i've been doing that for a long time now. so, hopefully, it's happening soon. hopefully.
i'd like to have it redirect to the up site soon but i can't predict the future so please be very patient and please believe
thank you
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>>706945463
What the fuck.
>>706967307
pls I beg of you.
>>706963479
T-The thread's going to die s-soon, anonymous.
>>706967361
dammit, one of these days it's gonna be spam detected op,mark my words
PLS OP DON'T LEAVE US
>>706945463
OP we love you
>>706967444
yeah alice..i'm moving to his other thread in hopes that he'll say something >>706945806
Don't you post it, OP, don't you fucking post it. Give me a good ole "ok" and keep posting.
>>706967669
what's done is done anon..just let it go..
>>706967307
OP, what do you think of the results so far?
>>706967983
shit
>>706968036
Did you want an unanimous vote?
>>706968571
of course
HE'S ALIVE IN THE OTHER THREAD
