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fried ham
>>706885214
Why even bother when no boyfriend to eat gumbo with before fucking until neither of us can sit for a week?
>>706885649
because gumbo is good to eat
went to a place called gumbo ya ya. the font was in papyrus. it was very good.
>>706885762
I don't think it's calorie dense enough for my 3000 calorie a day diet though.
lucario is sexy.
>>706885806
did you only eat gumbo there?
>>706885932
so? that sounds boring that you only want to eat foods that fit into your calorie counting. eat it for the fun of it and dont worry about it
>>706886104
But how else am I going to gain weight so I stop looking like a twink?
>>706885932
what about your flavor quota? you can't make gainz without the dank flavor.
>>706886302
im just saying that you should enjoy the food sometimes without worrying about it
eat for the fun of it is horrible advice by the way
>>706886302
>>706886302
>>706886302
tensor flow
>>706886719
I just had a very awkward encounter
>>706886714
why is there no dick in it.
>>706886318
Eh... I've got alcohol for my dank flavors
>>706886477
I'm really self conscious about my weight for a long time though.
>>706886714
Yeah I still need to wax/shave eventually.
>>706886802
do tell
>>706886889
fiiiiiiiine
>>706886819
Iaw is actually hella straight.
>>706886971
I went out to get the mail, it's a long way to the mailbox and it was cold you know, so I ran as fast as I could cause I wanted to get in as fast as possible, and when I get to the mailbox, appearing from behind the hedge is an old lady who looks at me as if I'm mad, I say hi and she says hi back, I check the mailbox and walk awkwardly back into the house
i wouldnt fuck any furry animal but id fuck a lucario.
am i a furry
>>706887063
does that mean I can rub his butt a little bit?
>>706887267
well you do look kind of mad and you were running. she probably thought a viking was going to break her
>>706887348
jam
>>706886971
I don't know maybe I'll give up on it though, it's been like 8 months and I've gained 5 pounds.
>>706887351
yeeeeep
>>706887476
Katten.
>>706885539
yo sebafox is my shit fam
>>706887476
>you do look kind of mad
I'll take that as a compliment :p
I'm a fish and none of you can stop me.
>>706887501
how do i cope
>>706887485
dont give up on it. im just saying that you should eat the gumbo and not worry about if it has enough calories.
>>706887597
i burned my hand and its all ruined now
>>706887599
wew~
>>706887624
its the wild long hair and heard you got going
>>706887648
whoa
>>706886104
im not sure what i had.
>>706887680
get a better taste in art you fucking homo
>>706887351
Yes.
>>706887373
Yes.
>>706887648
I'm sure no one's going to hold it against you...
>>706887624
I wonder how you would look like that heheh
>>706887742
Burn your other hand to make you forget about your burned hand.
>>706887742
Intense, I know.
>>706887910
I know people will be jealous but that's fine. I can stand strong.
>>706887773
oh. thats too bad.
>>706887828
no one will rub my bum :C
>>706887913
i never thought about that!
Fucking mislink again
>>706887910
>>706887742
>>706887795
no fuk u
>>706887742
I'll think about it later.
>>706887828
Volunteering my butt for Katten and for an anon to rub, Snarf pls.
>>706887987
It makes perfect sense when you think about it.
>>706887974
Don't let the haters get to you
>>706887987
I'd do more than rub your booty.
>>706887974
Yuki, rub Iaw's butt.
>>706888178
Snarf knows what he is doing.
What's new?
>>706888220
Never.
>>706888004
people would think a terrorist is running at them becuase people always mistake me for a sand nigger
>>706888178
we can eat a lot of gumbo to fill your calorie goal~
tons of gumbo and tons of poking eachother arse
>>706888194
i dont think usually. im glad youre here for me
>>706888294
wew~~~
>>706886889
ride that cock faggggggg
>>706888408
You could be hired as a spy :D
>>706888294
You'd also take him for a nice seafood dinner?
>>706888408
It's true. I am here for you. I am death and it's your time to go.
>>706888555
spy on your old neighbor?
>>706888383
Snarf is also talking in third person.
>>706888408
And beer, I get 5 gallons of beer for $25.
>>706888503
Please it's not gay as long as I say no homo after he cums in my butt.
>>706888601
If there was good food in the middle of nowhere.
>>706888666
He lives in Portland.
>>706888605
No, to infiltrate Isis highquarters I meant :P
>>706888601
aight im ready i guess. what do i get when you take me?
>>706888666
thats a lot of beer. is it good beer?
It's time
>>706887648
Ayy BDO
>>706888766
Not like a poor college student can afford to fly out to Oregon for a date.
>>706888850
There's a few good microbrews we make.
>>706888850
A new car!
>>706889021
Where do you live if not Portland?
>>706888785
ohhhh. i will slit their throats and fuck the wounds
>>706889021
fantastic~
we can drink beer and stuff our faces with gumbo and stuff cock in arse
>>706889010
Ayyyyyyyy
>>706889106
South Dakota
>>706889137
Sounds like an ideal weekend to me.
>>706889137
I do have a strong stomach but wound fucking, ugh -o- I literally fainted in the shower once thinking about that stuff
>>706889270
god I hate you. so sick of seeing your bitch ass fucking face around here every day.
>>706889106
oh...i guess thats fine..
>>706889374
and we can watch spoopy movies too
>>706889382
fainted because its so hott and arousing? yeah that happens to me too
>>706889510
I guess it was actually the heat from the water that did something to my body or something, I dunno :P It's the only time I've ever fainted, and it was on christmas too
>>706889374
Ew. EW. EW!!!!!
>>706889510
Yeah, but you'll be dead so you can't drive it.
>>706889693
too much eggnog
>>706889718
oh..can i have some brownies?
>>706889404
That's not very nice.
I'm not even around every day.
>>706889510
Or Game of Thrones while cuddling under some warm blankets in our boxers and fuck everytime someone is fucking on it.
>>706889718
2 bedroom + utilities + electric + internet for $600 a month with an affordable education in town.
>>706889795
What the frick is eggnog
>>706889795
Why would you want poops?
>>706889844
Yeah, but it's also South Dakota.
How do i make my younger brother go to school? He has only gone 40 or 60% of the time he should have been there and my parents aren't doing shit cause they don't know what to do
>>706889925
And now you know why I spend my free nights drinking and crying.
>>706889974
Beat him with a stick.
>>706889803
dont worry i like you and i like seeing your face
>>706889844
im not a fan of the show but i do like this idea you have of porking when they do.
>>706889899
its a gross drink with alcohol
>>706889925
not poops. but brownies .
>>706890050
I don't drink anymore and so I don't know why you do.
>>706890126
What about Rollos?
>>706890126
Even the name sounds gross
>>706890059
I kinda want to but he could could just call the cops on me if i did
>>706889974
"Go to school."
>>706890126
Thanks
>>706890285
those are okay. can they be in the brownies?
>>706890332
i dont know what its made of
>>706890126
Especially in the first season where that can be more than once an episode.
>>706890161
Because what else do I do in South Dakota on my free nights?
My penis needs more Yuki face.
>>706890126
Fuck you, eggnog is delicious.
>>706890428
And say what? My brother hit me?
>>706890478
You know what Rollos make me think of?
>>706890491
Cow tipping?
>>706890478
Eggs maybe
>>706890491
i onl saw like half the first season and they bang so much.
>>706890560
reeer.
i actually dont think i have drank it
>>706890564
what do they make you think of?
>>706890592
maybe but i dont know. i dont think so. ask sbarf
>>706890722
Good idea
>>706890560
Snarf, what is eggnog made of?
>>706890722
Rollo Tony, which makes me think of Brown Town.
Rollo Tony Brown Town!
Check yourself
At the door
Gimme some more
Gimme some more
Gimme some more
Of your Rollos!
>>706890452
You don't think we haven't tried that one yet?
>>706890564
Yeah, i'm 20 and he's 15 so the law is kinda on his side on that one plus my parents would prolly throw me out if i did
>>706890564
That gets boring after the first few times.
>>706890722
It slows down a lot after that because most of them are dead so there's no one left to fuck.
Ass
Spiffy Whiffy
>>706890877
who that? does he make the candY?
>>706890974
there are the dragons to fuk though
>>706891015
bass
your brother is poised to make tons of money from dealing drugs instead of going to school, he's making the right decision
Eggnog is gross. It's just poop and pee mixed together.
>>706890963
Cops don't care if siblings are fighting.
>>706890974
Burn down abandoned buildings.
>>706891076
He's the Rollo man.
>>706890810
Eggs, milk, cream, bourbon, sugar, and nutmeg.
>>706891076
SHUT UP WEM, THATS NOT WUT I SED.
>>706890560
That's pretty weird.
I'm sure you saved it anyway.
>>706890963
You'd be surprised. People are stupid.
>>706891147
is he made out of it?
>>706891193
who decided this was ok to make?
>>706891193
Alcohol is optional
Rollo Rollo Tony
Check yourself on at the door
You know you got to gimme
You know you got to gimme some more!
Of your Rollos.
>>706891284
No.
>>706891333
It's not REALLY eggnog without alcohol.
>>706891269
oh. sorry. i cant into read
>>706891284
Are you calling me an eggnog??
>>706891284
Nvm, I thought you were responding to Snarf
>>706891076
If only there was dragon sex.
>>706891147
I'd probably end up killing some homeless native which is technically illegal.
>>706891104
That's what i'm going to do though and there's only room for one dealer in this family and i'm pretty sure he would be shit at it
>>706891147
They kinda do if i hit him with a stick and i still need to be able to live here
>>706891275
I'll go give it a try
>>706891391
thats too bad...
>>706891418
no dork
>>706891495
dork
>>706891392
Without it, just ingrediants for cake.
>>706891275
Nah.
>>706891284
The English.
>>706891569
two people can cover more territory and expand further, what're you talking about
>>706891628
>not baking booze into cake
>>706891399
wow, ur 2pid.
>>706891563
Is it wrong though?
>>706891569
They wouldn't care if you beat him with a 1/4" wooden dowel.
>>706891573
No it isn't.
>>706891563
they should make them bang the people, rating would go up
>>706891634
how terrible
>>706891737
i knoww. im soory
>>706891691
Add some eggnog in it also.
Oh wait...
>>706891573
Not dork, Imma cork
Guess which hole I'm going to plug
>>706891807
I've been told it's frowned upon.
>>706891855
Agreed, the dragons need to repopulate.
>>706891942
Add liquid boozecake to solid boozecake
this is the best idea
>>706892046
Yeah, but is it wrong?
I'm going to sleep. Goodnight, gays.
>>706892041
your ears?
>>706892046
mmm dragons
>>706892179
byeeeeee
>>706892064
Make frosting. Mix with booze. Boozefrost.
Marinate strawberries in liquor. Boozeadd-ons.
Candles must be beer scented.
>>706891569
Post results.
>>706891634
Then why do you want it now.
>>706892269
Yes. I'll stuff my dick into my ears so I can get some peace and quiet at night
jk it's quiet as fuck here
>>706892367
What candles? I'm just going to pour beer directly on top and set the whole damn thing on fire.
>>706892145
Probably not.
>>706892179
Night.
>>706892269
mmmm very~
Also all this talk about booze is making me think about what drink I want to make before bed. I'm thinking a Slow comfortable screw up against the wall or maybe a between the sheets.
>>706892434
Yuki is adorables.
>>706892269
Night, kitty.
>>706892449
Assuming that's physically possible.
>>706891691
I don't need territory and my little crews expansion is going quite well already.
>>706891807
You wanna give me that in cm?>>706891275
He just said that he hasn't started yet and i said i'll be back
>>706892449
i sure hope youre joking about dick in ears! that doesnt sound fun at all
>>706892488
i dont know what those are
>>706892488
Exactly, so where's the harm? Besides, arson is the perfect crime.
>>706892598
Huh?
>>706892569
I don't know how to respond.
>>706891855
Ugh kitten, why you gotta do this 2 me!?
>>706892581
That's a great question. I highly doubt it though
>>706892641
I couldn't manage that if I wanted to
>>706892367
I want to see you work out with a plug in your ass.
>>706892598
.635cm
>>706892482
How you gonna blow it the fuck out? No birthday party is without beer and a functioning beercake.
>>706885539
Here you go Fur Friends, go nuts
streamboobs.com/ms-eva-party-sheep-ewe-p6303.html
>>706892754
that is very inefficient
>>706892822
>blowing it out
>not eating straight fire with your cake
PUSSY
>>706892754
>>706892641
Alcoholic drinks, did I mention I'm a bartender?
>>706892656
Good idea.
>>706892722
i bring grate shame
>>706892744
poor lil guy
>>706892937
i think i remember that. i have terrible memory. whats in those drink?
>>706892937
I'm chock full of them.
>>706893053
I'm sure it's absolutely possible to stuff one of your ears though
bath her
and bring her to me
uh huh huh huh
>>706892905
Let da bodies hit da floor
Fucking stupid question, but what comic/art are you posting?
>>706892910
You'll have to be extra careful not to let it fall out.
>>706893053
Between the sheets is Triple Sec, Cognac, White Rum and a splash of lemon juice. Slow and comfortable screw up against the wall is Galliano, Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort and Orange Juice over ice.
>>706893085
Svedka or Karkov to get the fire started?
>>706893315
lackadaisy, you exquisite newfag
>>706892712
He has to leave for school in 2 hours and 40min according to himself.
>>706892793
Might as well just punch him with my fist then?
>>706893201
i dont think its a good idea thtough
>>706893393
make the screw up the wall
>>706893393
I prefer just regular ol' gasoline.
>>706893459
Or a sock full of oranges.
>>706893459
Well okay then.
>>706893407
Don't be too mean people don't know.
>>706893407
Newfuck, newfuck comin to town
All his gayness is going around
god where's raccoon
>>706893537
Bleh, boring
I'll just use a finger then
>>706893580
Jump off a bridge.
>>706893616
Do you have aids? Stop that.
>>706893537
Ok.
>>706893544
How else am I gonna use those vodkas while I still have grey goose?
>>706893544
Would apples work?
>>706893769
you are not MARTIN!!!
>>706893769
it looks like a siamese raccoon
>>706893703
Newfuck, newfuck he's not a brit
Everyone is tired of his shit
>>706893347
<-
>>706893703
I think you've said that one to me before already.
>>706893821
ssssssssshutup
>>706893921
Probably, and clearly you haven't done it yet. When you give it a try and it doesn't take, let me know and I'll come up with something else.
>>706893916
This rhyme is abominable, please divest yourself of poetic ambitions.
>>706893875
don't insult my babies
>>706894093
Did you just assume my poetic skills?!
>>706894171
Abort them and there'll be nothing to insult.
>>706894093
If I didn't know better I'd think you wanted me to get hurt.
Y'all will be happy to know that i might've found a way to pay for my house in the woods and if it works well i'll have enough money to live off quite a while. And it's completely legal.
>>706894239
Wow, "you" is a really offensive patriarchial second person pronoun and it's actually really bigoted to use please stop it RIGHT NOW.
>>706894313
yeah that's more or less the dream
>>706893537
I forgot I have shit orange juice RIP
>>706893797
No. They're too hard.
>>706893738
Give them to a Native.
>>706894431
Oh you
>>706894425
>>706894431
The fact that "u" used all caps shows that "u" are unprofessional in the typing world.
>>706894171
what the fuck is on that toilet? Is it to prevent blowback from monster shits?
>>706894592
I'm not falling for that one again, last time I gave a native a free basket of bread with his beer he offered me dabs and I think I may be under protection from a gang now or something because all the cooks have been calling me blood nigga since then.
>>706893916
if it falls out, I guess that means we'll have to go up a size.
>>706894766
wet
willieeeeeee
>>706894838
wait
that's bad?
>>706894592
Tomatoes?
>>706894838
The more friends you have the less you have to worry.
>>706894922
Gross.
>>706894838
Now you won't get robbed.
>>706894904
I'd rather them not know I exist.
>>706894975
>friends
I don't have those.
>>706894983
Hopefully.
>>706895170
it's still better that they like you, though. Now the ancient thunder spirits will protect you instead of curse you. Or something, I don't really know how injun magic works.
>>706895170
Yes you do.
"No new posts."
>>706895274
I guess, maybe I'll be protected from all the bad juju from America being built on a bunch of ancient indian burial grounds.
>>706895303
Why would I be on here if I had friends though?
Who was it i was talking about serial killers with a day or three ago?
>>706895327
so how are you tonight handsome cub?
>>706895564
Fagit
>>706895519
I am profoundly curious as to where this image is supposed to be set
>>706895586
That's the spirit.
And hey I have friends and I still spend as much time as possible here.
>>706895586
It's late/early and none of them are awake?
>>706895611
Possibly me. That is a topic I am quite interested in.
>>706895692
no u
>>706894439
oh nooooo
>>706895616
Oh you know... Newfag shit. Literally impossible to hide.
>>706895768
mew
>>706895842
was it tastey?
>>706895744
I've also had some interest in it over the years, who is your favorite?
>>706895758
Okayden
>>706895744
It's only like 12:30 it's not too late yet.
>>706895768
It'll have to do because I need to sleep. Since you're not here to romp with until we pass out~
Also I think I'm gonna call it a night now, talk to you guys later.
>>706895792
why not get a plug in your ass and start lifting while I watch?
>>706895937
hey kitty
>>706895949
whatsup bananaman
>>706896012
later duder~
>>706896081
oh hi! i got you confused with Law
bye
(Fukami)
>>706896037
I would like some afterwards.
>>706896012
Night dooood
>>706896081
We somehow didn't think about the fact that there's a radiator right next to me, so I'm not freezing anymore. In fact, it's starting to get a little TOO hot :P
Whatsup yourself?
>>706895947
Chikatilo, Kraft, Corll, or Ridgway. I can't decide.
>>706896012
It was always too late.
>>706896170
how you doin?
>>706896255
not much. I just woke up. still feeling pretty sick
>>706896254
you should just get namesync. it's so much easier
>>706896341
im hungry. whas up?
you should bake new bread for us
still waiting for those tendies
>>706896341
I heard masturbation helps clear the sinuses
