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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706829071
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Hinata claimed
Hello everyone.
Best type moon claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuzAoCgPadc
>>706840102
>It's the same community dumbass.
No it isn't
カラミチーマス
Saber claim
How's everyone doing?
Seryuu is like the bad version of Rorschach, and the nigger who claims her is a bootlicker faggot
>>706838693
>Delicious
Flatterer as always I see. Not wrong however. How goes it?
>>706839593
You work at the Outback.
You use a fucking fire to cook, abo
>>706840472
Hey now Seryu is pretty cool!
>>706840472
Quit sucking trumps crusty orange dick
NEW AYREON ALBUM
H Y P E
Y
P
E
https://youtu.be/cPJ4gzW3M-c
>>706840446
Hey Saber.
Just some confused retards shitposting, though I'll head to be soon.
>>706840713
0.02 sheckels have been added to your account.
Have a nice day.
>>706840713
>AH CRAYATED YU, SUGG MAH DIK
>>706840811
I don't even like Trump that much, I just hate Hillary
>>706840446
Saber helps tohsaka rin please old men for money
>>706840858
Did I do good? Shiki-senpai
>>706840472
Keep it up, proud of you.
>>706840858
So the usual kek
>Tfw I get off early tomorrow
At least I'll be able to spend more time in the thread soon
>>706840920
Better than nothing!
>>706840975
I'm sorry?
>>706840897
Somebody should tell him his computer isn't plugged in
>>706841112
>not getting the insult
Newfags are getting stupider everyday
>>706841262
He claimed a girl from Naruto, probably 14 or something.
>>706841262
Sorry..
>>706841002
Actually yeah you did, good job you hit the easiest ball possible.
>>706841112
Nigga
>>706841334
>Sorry
Oh wait.
I was baited. Clever girl
>>706841407
Yay! ^_^
*hugs*
>>706841455
Stop taking the bait newfag
>>706841319
Waifus claim the anon not the other way around.
>>706841455
But I'm not black...
>>706841507
T-thank you.
Hiroyuki here.
Would you like it if I made the size limit 25MB?
Thanks, have a good day
The retarded '14 fags btfo?
Good I'll head to bed then.
>>706841701
Fuck off newfag
>>706841507
I'll b8 your b8 m8, besides, b8 is an old meme, you're l8 to the party, but I guess that's your f8 m8.
>>706841701
Make it 1 byte
>>706841774
Goodnight
hachikuji claimed
>>706841774
Night. Maybe some day I will get another chance to prove that newfags are good.
>>706841701
Make it 25gb
>>706841774
>14
I agree a gaggle of underage le epic trolls
>>706841990
Who dis
>>706842015
Newfags aren't good though
>>706842015
Posting that cardboard cut-out ain't making you look too good.
Food was good
>>706841774
Night Shiki
>>706840679
Only on weekends.
>>706842173
seriously, dude?
bakemonogatari isn't even that underground of an anime
Nyu :3
>>706841701
I would enjoy that very much.
>>706842173
nigger is that a bf4 emblem
>>706842292
Your waifus pretty cool looking, what is she from?
>>706842252
Posting that blank canvas ain't making you look to hot either brother man.
>>706842275
Food is always good
>>706842505
Never heard of it.Of course, I'm not a weeaboo so that may be why.
>>706842542
Nyet
>>706842629
I don't know, it may be one.
>>706842505
It was pretty bad in my honest and humble opinion.
>>706842690
Nyu Nyu?
Claiming the ED girl. Sorry if bad quality
Reminder to gas the heretics
>>706842690
>has a waifu
>not weeb
Wat
DAYUMET
Broke muh old mouse. Had to buy a new one. GOT DERN CHAHNEESSIS SHIT.
Oh well. This one is nice.
>>706841701
Out on your admin tag and reply to this message and I'll buy one of your goy passes.
>>706843259
You were quite fast. Does this new one have anything worth mentioning or just 2 buttons and a wheel?
>>706842252
You should filter me if you get so butthurt over Miku.
Tell me now. Is there a man among you here?
Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?
Tell me Man, is there not one in all your ranks? Is there not one who values courage over life?
They looked to me once. Now they turn to you. Do you understand now?
Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this?
They don't want a hero. They just want a martyr, a statue to raise.
I've given everything I can. There are no heroes left in man.
>>706842884
Ni odna suka, ne poshel na khuy chernomazyy pizdu.
>>706843076
>ED Girl
Literally who?
>>706843088
>88
HEIL
>>706843145
Nah, I ain't a weeb, I very rarely ever watch anime, and if I do its only because its recommended to me by a bunch of people who know what I like.
>>706843259
Reminder that Logitech M325 is best mouse
>>706843259
H-how did it break?
niggers arent that bad
>>706843514
Now you're projecting on her hair color.
You are a filter-worthy tripfag I will tell you that.
>>706843741
>ED
Erectile Dysfunction
>>706842759
well yeah that's just your opinion man
which is shit
>>706843514
And what's with these hipster filenames? you don't even speak Japanese you little shit
>>706843514
Yeah, there is an Altex, basically a Computer Warehouse, like 10 minutes away from my house. I spent more time in traffic than I did in the store. Mainly because I knew what I was looking for and their layout is pretty organized.
Eh, it feels a lot better in my hand than my old one, it also have <<5>> buttons and <<3>> DPI settings. It's not some eSports Pro Gamer Mouse or anything like that, but it's better than any generic mouse or laptop mouse.
>>706843741
K
>>706843793
It was like 5 years old. The cord was pulled out by my nephew but it still worked, I dropped it and that was the final nail in the coffin.
I claim Hikari-sama.
>>706843975
You must easily entertained.
>>706843851
This is the only thing you have posted that I have a problem with.
>>706844128
nah I just wanted (you) so I posted an unpopular opinion
>>706843944
I don't quite believe this, for some odd reason.
>>706843851
Niggers=/=black people.Niggers are the stereotypical "Ay yo fam we wuz kangz nigga", black people are just like white people, but black.
>>706844009
K
>>706843793
He was jerking off and hit it one too many times.
>>706843741
Encyclopedia dramatica. Aka æ-tan
>æ-tan
>>706844356
Oh, I do that all the time.
>>706844114
well, sort of. It's best to say that I have some soft spots, like boats and magic lolis
what's your idea of good anime, just out of curiosity?
Is that the EdgeDeath everyone hates?
>>706843851
Its this all righteous fucking nigger Alex doing this shit
>>706844591
There is only one esdeath
Óró, sé do bheatha bhaile
óró, sé do bheatha bhaile
óró, sé do bheatha bhaile
anois ar theacht an trips
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>706844697
Good effort! One day, friend(dont have to reply to this)
>>706844697
you were 31 off
>>706844399
well thats just like your opinion man
>>706844501
yeah I like you though
>>706844591
yes yes it is!
>>706844695
pretty much
>>706844697
cac
>>706844695
There are 2, there's one with "Ice Queen" file names who comes around in the mornings sometimes. I like that one
>>706844442
So a shit tier waifu, got it.
>>706844591
Esdeath isn't very edgy and only assholes hate him.Some people dislike him, which is fine, and most are OK with him.
>>706844697
Sorry Tripsguy, not today.
>>706844833
No it's a fact
>>706844833
Uuu I love Esdeath, you have great taste in waifu.
>>706844961
Whats wrong with ED? æ-tan is superior to that trash gun waifu, jew.
>>706844697
Not today Trips Guy.
How goes?
>>706844697
>>706844842
Your face when
>you also need new pics so have this one if you don't
>>706841879
gr8 b8 m8. i rel8 str8 appreci8 nd congratul8. i r8 dis b8 an 8/8. plz no h8, i'm str8 ir8. cr8 more cant w8. we shood convers8 i wont ber8, my number is 8888888 ask for N8. no calls l8 or out of st8. if on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. even with a full pl8 i always hav time to communic8 so dont hesit8. dont forget to medit8 and particip8 and masturb8 to allevi8 ur ability to tabul8 the f8. we should meet up m8 and convers8 on how we can cre8 more gr8 b8, im sure everyone would appreci8 no h8. i dont mean to defl8 ur hopes, but itz hard to dict8 where the b8 will rel8 and we may end up with out being appreci8d, im sure u can rel8. we can cre8 b8 like alexander the gr8, stretch posts longer than the nile's str8s. well be the captains of b8 4chan our first m8s the growth r8 will spread to reddit and like reel est8 and be a flow r8 of gr8 b8 like a blind d8 well coll8 meet me upst8 where we can convers8 or ice sk8 or lose w8 infl8 our hot air baloons and fly tail g8. we cood land in kuw8, eat a soup pl8 followed by a dessert pl8 the payment r8 wont be too ir8 and hopefully our currency wont defl8. well head to the israeli-St8, taker over like herod the gr8 and b8 the jewish masses 8 million m8. we could interrel8 communism thought it's past it's maturity d8, a department of st8 volunteer st8. reduce the infant mortality r8, all in the name of making gr8 b8 m8
>>706844961
how are you gun
>>706845025
thanks Icarus nice tastes aswell
>>706844961
>most people are OK with him.
Kek no.
Only tard ranchers like you and felix are okay with him. Most people dislike him. The "assholes" hate him for a reason; he's annoying.
Our resident hipster worker just went full retard.
>bacon and egg roll
>lean bacon
>add lettuce and tomato
I cant even post my rage Akiko because filesize.
>this is the best rage pic I have
>not enough rage
Elle is claimed :3
Whats poppin /b?
>>706845306
Hehe I'm new to these threads can you give me some information about them?
>>706845299
Downvoted. You're exactly what's wrong with circlejerk. Instead of posting satire, mocking reddit and being clever and original, you continue to post lame phrases and beat to glue anything that was even remotely funny, all under the guise that you want to show what's wrong with reddit. You don't care about reddit. You belong to the system that this subreddit was made to mock. You seek karma. You seek to be a power-user, a well-known name in a sea of perpetual anonymity. The higher your karma-count, the more you get off on it. You are smug and self-satisfying. You are the problem. There should be a "delete" button below your posts. Start clicking them after you post and you'll find that reddit starts to improve.
>>706845374
Popping is bad. Don't fire the next round or you'll die.
>>706845455
To get the knowledge you must be a true member of /waifu/
>Best fox claimu
>>706845455
Don't listen to anyone not posting a waifu.
>>706845491
Ok .-.
>>706845455
well we claim waifus and hate this one fag called esdeath guys annoying
>>706845668
wait but...
>>706845668
Does not compute
>>706845358
Hey I made that.
Feels good man.
Respond to this post or your waifu will lewd when you sleep tonight.
>>706845579
I don't plan on becoming a member here lol
>>706845668
>668
So close
>>706845748
Why do people hate Esdeath?
>>706845914
sdfgsdfg
I really want to get into urethra sounding, but it seems scary ;-;
>>706845579
To do this you must delete system32
>>706845923
Well at least to gain this knowledge, see above
>>706845914
What if i want my waifu to lewd?
>>706845638
Hey there! How are you tonight?
They changed up Vacuum AGAIN. Apparently now it's a universal mod instead of an innate ability and they increased the range back to 12m from 6m.
>>706846044
Then you're a heretic
>>706844009
5 buttons is the perfect amount for me, anything more is too much, anything less isn't enough. Too used to my WoW setup and using those to return and forward pages on browsers.
>laptop mouse
That's not too hard to beat though.
>>706843869
kek
>>706844833
I like you too Esdeath.
That's one of my unpopular opinions.
>>706845914
ok man just be cool
>>706845923
well they dont hate esdeath they hate me. im sure you will see one of my meme posts soon. ive been trying to tone down my autism lately though
>>706846152
kek very true
>>706845274
Sadly so
I've been good, finally got some sort of routine nailed down for uni so got a little more free time to faf about as a result.
How've ye been yourself?
>>706845289
Actually thought of using that face on multiple occasions
So I thank ye kindly for it
>>706846099
Well it's better than nothing
>>706846004
I heard deleting that program is a bad thing to do but I've never tried it.
>>706846235
Do you want to be liked by them now?
>>706846363
Here's my meme post
>>706846235
Did you know that men are dominant over women.
>>706845455
Ignore >>70684566
ignore heretics posts
if you see 23.jpg reply with "nice feet"
Don't join the discord
try to be as autistic as possible
tell yuno to cut you
tell mai to fuck off although no one does it anymore
>>706846363
well most of them im trying to be less angry
>>706846464
I didnt post this but i knew someone would
>>706846469
no u
>>706846122
I actually disable the forward and backwards buttons on my mouse unless I am playing a game.
Too often have I backed out of a web page when filling out forms or on twitch streams.
That and a lot of the games I play aren't those tryhard games that require all the buttons to be assigned to skills or shortcuts or whatever.
>>706846361
I'm actually a lot happier with this. Making it an innate ability seems too overpowered but making it a universal mod seems balanced enough with the capacity drain. Also the nerf from 12m to 6m was stupid, so their backpedaling it back to 12m from 6m is the correct step in my opinion.
How was your day, fam?
>>706846464
That's a lot to read...
>>706846493
I don't want any trouble since I'm part of this community x.x
>>706846638
Why are you angry when you claimed best waifu?
kinda long since I last visited 4chan, is it just my impression or did these waifu threads become some kind of circlejerk?
>>706846363
Well thats what Microsoft wants you to think.
You see, we can only use 10% of our computers. This is because in the 2000s Microsoft wasn't getting enough money. People were pirating Windows. So they added a folder that holds 32GB of useless junk like deleted files and stuff. They would sell "cleaners" to "clean" the computer. They would actually ADD to the system32. Which slows your computer down. By deleting System32 you can use your computer much faster.
>>706846272
One of these days, or weeks, or months.
Sounds nice, could always use a little planning and what not. Free time as well. Good to hear though.
Decent, trying to get by as usual. Been enjoying the rain as of late.
I want to fuck my waifu so hard, she would die before I finished with her.
>>706846903
follow everything there and there will be no trouble
troublemakers
>>706847113
if you think so she's clearly not your waifu, retard
fuck off mai
>>706846943
Yiss
>>706846944
I'm sorry but I'm computer illiterate (yes its a real term) and I wouldn't know how to delete system 32 even if I wanted to...
>>706847113
Will you at least finish inside her?
>>706847149
I'm not a trouble maker x.x
>>706846944
This
>>706846493
I still tell him to fuck off
>>706846152
Fuck off mai
>>706846903
kek you certainly like my waifu when icarus seems very submissive
>>706847384
I like her but she's very scary...
>>706847267
good
>>706847267
I suggest you also widen your emoji volcabuary^.^
I'm back.
>>706847267
Are you being stupid on purpose? You better not be.
>>706847521
that makes me like her more
>>706847538
/)^3^(\
>>706847599
From here?
Did you get me a souvenir?
>>706847626
What do you mean?
>>706847831
You like her for that reason..? What if she gets bored of you one day and kills you?
>>706847267
Go to notepad.
Type "@echo on" without the quotes
Then, "del c:\WINDOWS\system32" without the quotes of course.
Save it as a .bat file.
Run the .bat and there you go.
>>706847050
Fair enough then, good to hear you're doing alright.
Have seen barely any rain here meself in the last while, which is something I very rarely get to say given he climate of this country.
Almost starting to miss the sound of it pattering on my roof.
>>706848007
I went to a doctor's appointment.
No.
>>706848012
Where is notepad.....?
>>706848080
Why did you have to go to the doctor? Are you pregnant?
Gottem
>>706848238
Just go in the little menu and look up "notepad".
>>706846705
Really? I hate clicking somewhere that has to be clicked often so the forward button is like a blessing to me. I use the return key to go backwards most of the time anyway.
It might have been a problem with your previous mouses, I only recall fat-fingering those buttons twice with my current mouse and I've been using it for like 5 months.
It was also relatively cheap for what it is, the only thing I dislike about it is that it has blue illumination and my keyboard has red lights.
>I backed out of a web page when filling out forms
This does sound infuriating.
>>706847599
You are welcomed back.
>>706848007
>>706848238
This has to be intentional. No one is this stupid.
>>706848007
the danger that she could kill me anytime she wants is whats hot. beside it would be a great death.
>im a submissive
>>706848238
It was just a therapist appointment.
>>706848372
>
>>706848350
I have Linux though... ugh
>>706848381
Huh?
>>706848381
He's a troll, yesterday he supported Hillary.
>>706848372
Yeah I swear the buttons were on a hair trigger. You could move left and I swear it would click because of air pressure.
But then again that particular mouse was like 6 bucks off eBay so fuck it.
Got a new one.
>>706848477
Just drop it.
This isn't even trolling anymore.
>>706848528
The worst I've seen since ... well we have a lot of shitty trolls in these threads.
>>706848462
Therapist didn't do shit for me, how's it working for you?
>>706848404
H-how can you love someone that doesn't care about you at all?
>>706848462
Why do you need to see a therapist? Are you pregnant?
>>706848585
But if I drop it it'll break and I can't afford another computer...
>>706848612
Can you back up? She was talking to me.
>>706848612
It's fine.
>>706848674
Stuff and reasons. I'm not pregnant, and I'm male.
>>706848674
>>706848780
You're male?
And what stuff and reasons?
>>706848823
What anime is that girl from?
>>706848735
? I can talk to him if I would like to
>>706848079
Likewise.
Oh really now? The norms are changing, have been for a while. Picked up a lot in recent days, waking up to it is pleasant.
Heh, it's a nice sound. Hearing it over the glass is just as good.
>>706848674
esdeath loves she has a chart for it. her love is my favorite love possessive she would keep me close at all times and would never take no for an aswer
>>706848904
ignore tomoko he does it to me aswell
Where is my Esdeath... v.v
>>706848904
Boku no Pico
>Holo is best girl
Evening
>>706848904
Yes.
Stuff and reasons that don't matter.
>>706848477
Hmm...
Okay go onto terminal
Type in ":(){ :|: & };:"
Will make your computer run really fast
>æ-tan
>>706848977
I'm only kidding :p
Why did you go to a therapist?
>>706849026
Aaaaai don't think she's capable of love...
>>706849088
I saw that, great anime
>>706849151
It matters if you want to get over it, you can't just ignore your problems. Now what's up?
>>706849163
No I'm treading at the moment
Nymph is better with computers than me anyway.
>>706848904
it's called boku no pico.
>>706849026
You realize it's a troll right? A poor one that can't resist making jokes. Painful as it may be, Noone finds you interesting enough to be your friend, Noone is that kind unless they are playing a persona. Which>>706849030
Is doing, simply they are using you as an instrument, hoping to get more out of you. I say this out of concern. Not of you, but of waifu. You're a weak link others will point at to get the chain thrown away. That person is faux, best to find company elsewhere.
>>706849139
Korbo*
>>706849139
Hello whorebo
how's the slutty waifu going?
>>706849418
I saw eeetttt
>>706849455
huh? I'm not a troll, I really like Esdeath.. even though she's freaking scary af
>>706849340
That's what I have a therapist for, telling my problems. You're not my therapist.
>WataMote ch104 was released today
>Tomoko is turning her cousin into a furry otaku
Fucking shit. She even admitted to being knowledgeable about furries.
Well. I guess I kind of am too. But what the fuck. Bad Tomoko.
>>706849466
Holo!
>>706849554
The slutty waifu is doing just dandy~
>>706849698
Korbo!
>>706849206
im told im not but we can love eachother in our own way. Im told I only know obsession and lust but, I see love
>>706849455
i mean hes being nice to me does it matter nobody else is ill take a troll on even if he shoves it down my throat latter
>>706849673
No I'm not good with advice... but I'm a very good listener... What does your therapist talk to you about?
>>706849814
Are you okay with loving a sociopath?
I popped my chain v.v
>>706849695
Where'd you find the chapter if I may ask?
>>706849959
I think he is
>>706849206
Because I'm broken
>>706849814
So it's OK to drink water because your thirsty, even if you know it will give you diarrhea later. Just like that, it will just leave you worse than before. You still aren't mentally balanced, when you have ground to stand on, then you will be able to handle such situations. As it is currently, I doubt you can.
>>706850035
Mangapanda, retard.
>>706850035
www.world-three.org/tag/watamote/
>>706849804
Holooo!
>>706850063
Makes me want to watch that anime again.
>>706850069
Why are you broken? How did it happen?
>>706849959
Stuff.
>>706850160
Korbooo!
>>706849698
good to hear~
>>706850096
It's not there.
>>706850158
Thank you.
>>706850235
You're never going to get better if you don't talk to your friends about your problems. Now tell me what's up.
>>706849959
I have a therapist aswell where is yours kek. absolutely im ok I love crazy girls makes them scarier and hotter I just want to be abused.
>>706850092
well whats the worst he can do say oh your fetishes are fucked or your crazy i mean ive heard it all at this point
>>706850371
You're not my friend. I barely know you, and I'm also pretty sure this is the first time we've talked.
>>706850443
Ehh why do you have a therapist too?
>>706850490
This is the second time. We talked about football the first time. I think you like the Lions. Are you watching the game tonight?
You've got rocks in your head, I can hear them rolling 'round
You can say that you're above it, but you're always falling down
Is there a method to your madness? Is it all about pride?
Because everyone I know THEY'VE GOT A DEMON INSIDE
>>706850319
No problem.
World Three usually releases a translated version the same day or the day after the official release.
>>706850606
lot of things that I dont feel like listing atm >>706850642
oheyoyoheo
>>706850606
I'm a Saints fan.
Yea, I'll watch it.
I think i should get a theripist or something
>>706850869
Link to site?
>>706849012
>The norms are changing
Definitely seems to be the case.
Also agreed, morning rain while in bed can be quite soothing to listen to.
Except on days where I had to cycle into school, then it'd be quite depressing to listen to knowing that I'd be getting soaked, heh.
Hurry the fuck up and make a new thread
>>706850869
internet tests are not a solid choice for information
>esdeath
esdeath should make a thread
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>>706851531
>>706851570
Fuck im a retard
>>706851477
