Waifu claiming thread.
>my love She had a boyfriend: edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>706754865
God morning/night Alice. I'm not sure what to call it.
>tfw I only got to "sleep" am hour
Claim, hi boys
Who tf is that?
>>706755643
IT IS ALL OVER!
>>706755240 (Esdeath)
Just tell her how you feel dude, tell her you want her to crush rodents for you. I doubt chad mcfirefighter is alpha enough to ask her to crush rodents for him, he's not worthy
she's probably got the same fetish as you, just show her how alpha you are
>>706755138
You posted the gif where smugs spins with papers.
>>706755150
Damn it don't be that way, it's a loving nickname.
>Gentle bully.
>>706755643
I'm back...
-m
claiming
how are you guys tonight
I give it two minutes
>I'm going to bed, night
>>706755870
top snek??????
>>706755870
Stop lurking on your phone.
One day your parents picked you up, put you back down, and then never picked you back up again.
>>706755136
No, I only want Wewby
>>706755138
REEEEEEEEEE
>>706755150
And yet you immediately cheat on me whenever you get the chance ;-;
>>706755643
>
Pretty sure that he's listening to some people getting tortured soundtrack.
Claimed
>>706755985
now that's pretty funny.
>>706755982
Fuck off Tomo.
-m
>>706756112
didnt i kill you
>>706755796
Run to the shelter!
>>706755640
Only if you come get it yourself ;^)
>>706755985
I thought you were on his side.
>>706756064
Who knows?
>>706755890
Sup moka
>>706755870
Snekki Snek
>>706755796
Its never ogre
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>706754483
I am good, how about you?
>>706754528
Of course, but at least it pays.
>>706754629
>>706754750
Are we getting lewd in here?
>>706754759
No i don't
>>706756168
What if I take it from you?
-m
>>706755518
I'd owo back lovingly~
>>706755830
There is no thing as "gentle bully". Bully is bully, it's not gentle...
But you can be gentler, I'm sure~
>>706755136
Come on, I'm serious when I say that you're cute. Just having you thinking you're not is cute enough~
>>706756008
Okay okay~ I won't do it anymore. Sorry
Im here to beat you losers in a whos waifu is the best contest
Ready GO!
>>706756120
Why so mad? Calm down. And don't blame me for not being able to differentiate us just because you are on your phone.
I seriously spelled out who I was, and I did not once refer to myself in the third person. So how could I have been S-mug Tomoko?
You must be drunk.
>>706755138(Big Smugger)
Just lure her in, and then when it's too late for her to escape reveal your power level. It's the perfect plan!
Also I just realized you said that you took her to the mall, those still exist in Houston?>>706755591(Puppet Master Alice)
I read a bit of everything. I'll pick up a book, read a bit of it and if it interests me I'll finish it. A lot of it tends to be either fantasy, sci-fi, or mystery. Reading through vol 2 of "The Complete Novels and Stories of Sherlock Holmes." I think I'll look for a copy of The Divine Comedy after I finish it to see if I like it. It sounds really interesting.
>>706755768
Any particular reason you didn't get much sleep?
>>706756168
It wasn't directed at Esdeath actually.
>>706756240
glad tohear!~
you guys are fucking stupid, i'm going to bed.
>>706756369
Charging, please wait ...
muscle ketchum recommends you alpha up and make the faggots pay
>3D op
still here
and
miia looking for me?
>>706756468
your dead anyway
>>706756418
EVEN THE BOMB SHELTERS WONT SAVE US NOW
>>706756518
Sachi bb
>>706756554
>>706756513
Sweet jesus
>>706756625
Titus
Get the cross
>>706755870
It's a snek
>>706756429
Nightmare woke me up. It happens rarely but it does sometimes. I'll be going back to sleep soon
Did you have a good day?
>>706756554
lol now i remember that night. that was actually pretty damn funny.
>>706756625
Hey Tionishia!
who did it ?
>>706756809
taiga
![its not like i like you or anything [monotone b-baka].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1474/780/1474780049639.jpg "its not like i like you or anything [monotone b-baka]")
>>706756554
Mfw i don't have a muscle madness pic of my waifu
>>706756354
Mfw everyone ignores this post of mine
>>706756525
Charging please wait...
>>706756320
Hmmm, I think I can~
>Soft touch bully
>>706756240
Well, it has forced lesbians, one mind controlled both get turned into futa, tentacles, mind break. All very hot. That's my 10.
>>706756809
Taiga
>>706756008
Heh.
>>706756320
And I'm serious when I say that I'm not!
>>706756809
yeah taiga is telling us he did in in the discord
>>706756703
Do it
>>706756763
Hello
>>706755789
Fresh meme from last thread it seems
>>706755830
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>706755890
Noticed. Playing arkham knight
>>706756008
>
>>706755230
>>706756451
I love the game! Played it twice and on my 3rd. It doesn't get old
Fap!
>>706755518
>>706756168
Kek! Same here. Saved plenty of screen shots from thread cause tease or memory. I put mom as something in general
>>706756240
Hopefully well
>>706756377
No! Bad idea! Very bad!
They do lmao. I live up north though. Much nicer than the southern side of the city
>>706755643
Holyfuckingshit is that edgefuck?
>>706756875
You got it faggot.
What the fuck is happening
>>706756809
Taiga
>>706756320
You better not
>>706756240
No
>>706756957
get fucked tbh :^)
>>706757023
reeeeee
>>706756513
>>706756418
>
>>706756887
only singles can kill you
>>706756937
im pretty sure theres a buff mizore
you should find it
>>706757023
hows it going
nobody will play league with me
>>706756809
Taiga
>>706756887
Weeeew
>>706756937
You're still bullying me though...
>>706756957
Pull that shirt up a bit more! I mean... yes you are!
>>706756974
You and your bone crushing hugs...
>>706757023
Hey Smugsy
>>706756809
Taiga
>>706757095
Epic mee mees are happening
>>706756957
Spotted the cutie. Too bad I'm sleepy and I wanna sleep.
>>706756809
It was taiga
Umi claimed
What's up my dudes
What happened here
>>706757023
Yea that game is really fun, enjoy all of them tbh!
>Fap!
>oh...but to what?!
bbbyyyyys
>>706757122
bahahaaaa
It was Ruby i swear!
>>706756451
Do anything interesting?
>>706756468
Ok goodnight mavis~
>>706756887
Hello Hikage. Good to see you
>mfw i didn't see you last night
>>706756937
Ok i don't have anything like that
>i hope the ones i have will do
>>706757023
What do you mean by
>hopefully
So what's going on with Esdeath?
And Taiga?
>>706757095
Edgedeath being Edgedeath.
And cyberbullying.
>>706757095
Lots of odd things. Hey Gun.
>>706757102
Well if you insist, then come here~
>>706757148
WEW!
Am not!
>>706757198
Well if you're tired, staring at mirrors isn't gunna help!
>>706757217
Ayyyy Emu.
>>706754671
>Nepu
>Plox
I don't know that means.
I didn't take it the wrong way.
Work got busy again, later Nepu.
>>706757190
Glad to see you here, work picked up again. Later, take care.
>>706757344
hes just fat
fat people get like that
>>706757190
Maymays?!
>>706757023
Smugga
>>706756957
Starlight Drifter ^^
>>706757355
Kek
>>706756168
>>706756297
Do you have any problems with me taking some of your hydrogen?
>edgedeaths love is taken,
>edgedeath doesn't disguise himself and assassinate him
y tho
>>706757338
relaxing...not much doing tbh :/
>>706757023
day-walker
>>706757122
>I dont want that
>>706757148
>No bully hug
>>706757338
They do nicely.
>Anything above 2 arouses me.
>>706757235
Bby
>>706757217
Epik mee mees
>>706757344
His face was posted i think
>>706757395
Alright but come back to the dis so you can get filled in
>>706757417
MAY MAYS
>>706757427
He just needs some squirrels
>>706757388
I must be you then if I'm looking into the mirror!
Claiming Felix
>>706756721
My day was pretty bad. I attempted asking out one of my friends who I've been holding a secret crush on. Long story short, I got rejected. They won't speak to me now, I feel like I've made a terrible mistake.
Sorry to hear that you've been having nightmares. If it makes you feel any better, I've been experiencing them myself lately.
>I'm loving the picture, by the way.
>>706757102
I mean... if you treat me nicely I won't...
>>706757388
You are! How can I convince you?
>>706757573
>No bully hugs back
>>706756887
Hiccup
>>706757095
>>706757417
Some shit, eli
>>706757102
Love you~
>>706757122
Sleepy but fine. Will never get into league
>>706757187
Hey tristy. What's up?
>>706757217
Shit it seems, brother. You're also here VERY early
>>706757228
Same here but I don't have the others! Just akrham knight and Ive played all of them
>>706757338
You know how grocery work isn't really well laying job? Hope you meet ends meet with it
>>706757514
Vampire scum
>>706757023
How is it possibly a bad idea? After all, she's just a mistress when compared to your smugger!
Every Mall that I've seen in the past couple years have been completely empty. My high school robotics team worked out of an abandoned Mall in fact. We'd set up a practice field right next to the old food court, turned some empty shops into storage and others into workshops.
>>706757417
How goes?
>>706757601
Not possible, for I'm not cute.
>>706757604
Kitten!
>>706757750
You can't, many MANY have tried. None have succeeded.
>>706757792
Yea I unfortunately dont' have any of them :/ but played most!~
cut me yuno
>>706757792
i prefer smite but everyone else plays league
just wanted a game everyone else plays
>>706757388
Never!
>>706757750
I've been nothing but nice to you..
>>706757792
Lies~
>>706757388
Heyo Makoto! Whats up?
>>706757588
Hey mami ol buddy
>>706757792
Early to see you bb
>>706757650
Ah yes, women. I fortunately am pretty much cut off from contact with them so I don't have to worry about this happening. I don't miss it at all
I'm sorry to hear it went that badly though. I'm sure things will turn around in a bit
Nightmares are a thing I've gotten used to, and it would never make me feel better too know someone else had to deal with them. Is there other things weighing on your mind?
>this thread is killing me
>>706757750
>cuddles
>>706757441
That's alright akeno, you do what you want to do
>>706757573
Well what would you consider a 2
>>706757792
It's just a job to
1. Help me save up money to move out
2. Builds my Resume
>>706757122
Lmao i can't breathe, 9/10 chance to kill me and you fuck up
>>706757148
Weewoo weewoo weewoo, see i can be a firetruck to :D
>>706757338
I was barely on the other night so i think most missed me ore just saw one of my posts
>>706757792
Burp
>>706757217
Umi bby not my cheekyness
>>706757953
Nice cutie
>>706757953
Senpai!
Sorry I haven't been in threads lately, being dealing with school and some other irl shit that involves mostly myself
>>706758123
>this
>
>>706757588
Memeronis
>>706757792
Some spooky shit?
>>706757953
Pretty good, gunna buy that one game we were talking about, cause I got some dosh now.
>>706757217
Oh ayy Umi! Doing good?
>You know the drill
>>706758260
this is better
>>706758046
Hehehehe.
>>706758063
A lot of shit, man. It's been a far less than pleasant day for me.
How about you man?
>>706758144
Not cute.
>>706758155
That's okay Kitten, as long as you're doing at least somewhat well, then I'm happy.
>>706758273
Ah, Recettear?
>>706758144
I noticed. I missed you
>
>>706758260
I don't blame you
>i wouldn't mind doing them either~
>>706758487
Eh, less than somewhat but I can probably manage to fix myself
Normally do anyways
>>706758487
Yeppers ^^ It looks really good.
>>706758046
You've bullied me a lot though...
>>706758102
T-This is too much
>>706758144
But all I wanted was wews...
>>706757953
I'm going to succeed eventually! You cutie~
>>706757792
Just chillin around for a bit. I'll get on the thread later on today
>>706758487
A A A A A A A
>>706758657
It's the only way I know of showing love..
>>706758397
That's a 3.
>>706758585
They're very nice~
>>706758657
Shhhh
>Cuddles more.
>>706757863
I get very awkward and believe I just get lucky. Thank you but you're giving me too much haha
I do live in a far much more urban environment
>>706757983
At least you've played them! Which is your favorite that you played?
>>706758044
Smite is meh. Ra was fun to play
>>706758046
>
>>706758063
Just for me? <3
>>706758123
Ah! Gotcha!
>>706758144
That is my nickname to you know, hiccup
>>706758260
BAD
>>706758273
Meming on esdeath. Also playing batman so there is spooky shit. Me being spooky cause batman, of course
>>706758727
Tiring day? Hope I don't go to sleep soon lol
>>706758612
Well, you know that I'm a message and probably a few minutes away if you ever need me for anything.
>>706758649
It is. I wanna get a custom print credit card like so.
>>706758657
Not a single person in the last 6 years has even gotten me to second guess myself. You've got an impossible task ahead.
>>706758737
Shhh, shhh, just let it happen, Bote.
Its a really fucking nice afternoon for a ride. Wind isnt too strong, nice and sunny, clear skies.
See you all in 40 minutes or so.
>>706758123
as you too! hehe hope you're fine, sorry if Im quiet, just tired rip. up to much?
>>706758895
YEA! And well I love Scarecrow, so all those parts~ What is yours?
>>706758895
I'm listening to some spooky stuff on youtube ^^
>>706758950
Its gonna be gud, I'll have to overnight download it though cause it'll take a few hours and I have a morning class.
>>706758895
I was giving an example!
Don't judge.
Time for me to head to bed, I'll see you later /waifu/
>>706758895
We'll I wish you the best of luck with your qt Big Smugger. In the mean time, time for me to get the big sleep
>>706758487
Ok then i cri
>>706758657
Im sorry
>>706758895
Why am i hiccup though
>>706758585
Good you noticed
>
>>706759168
Goose night Illya
Gonna get some sleep, night everyone. Hope everyone has a good day/night <3
>>706758144
Hey Hikage bb. How're you cheeky qt
>>706758330
Heyo Saber. Doing pretty great had some fun today playing games and shit. How about you
>You fuck
>>706758487
Sounds bad... Hope the next days pick up, I'm not gonna ask about it if you don't wanna talk about it but im doing pretty good.
>>706758895
Just for you little smugs~ <3
>>706758088
Family issues have been weighing me down. I feel as if my family's drifting apart. Aforementioned social problems as well have made me feel like lonely.
>no kidding
>>706758875
T-thanks
>mfw my lewds are enjoyed
>>706758895
Yeah, and like i said, the hours are flexible
>>706759112
I'm tired too. And no not really, just on here conversing
>>706759256
>i always notice if you or akeno are gone hikage senpai~
Back to sleep for me. God night again waifu
>>706758737
Alright~ I'll let you do that then, if it means love
>>706758875
R-Rape! I'm being raped!
>>706758950
Hey hey I'm different. If I say you're cute, it's because you are~
>>706759256
That's a good enough start. More needed though
>>706759124
>A few hours
Said it would for me too. Ended up taking like, a couple minutes.
>>706759256
RIP
>>706759451
Actually, tomorrow might just confirm my fears, and the day after is a funeral....
>>706759613
I still don't think so.
Gunna get to work, be back next thread everyone.
>>706758895
>
>>706758950
N E V E R
>>706759613
I knew you'd understand <3
>>706759468
Family matters are always rough to deal with, and that aforementioned situation would definitely not help. I'm just a message away on discord if you need me, okay? I'll respond when I can
Good night sweety, hope you can get some good sleep tonight
>>706759498
Very enjoyed!
>>706759613
>Cuddling harder.
That word only excites!
>>706755643
>This kind of thread
>This kind of picture
>This kind of butthurt
Let me guess... Are you an ugly indian fuck?
>>706758950
I know, thanks
I'm gonna try and get some sleep because I've been up all damn day
>>706759112
My favorite game is akrham city and favorite bosses are Mr. Freeze and deathstroke
>>706759124
How spooky?
>>706759155
I'm not
>
>>706759168
Thank you and Goodnight little loli
>>706759256
Idk. Just go with it. Can't think of anything with hikage
>>706759412
Goodnight mamicita
>>706759451
Oh yes~<3
>erp when? ',:^)
>>706759498
Right. After work besides napping/sleeping. What do you normally do?
>>706759516
Goodnight to you too alice
>>706759746
FUCK
>>706759498
yea me too...playing a chill game with my mate too though...even though I feel like fappin'~ maybe...
>>706759980
and awesome! that's a good game too, and nice boss picks! tbh th ebatman villains are all awesome!
>>706759745
I still think you are
Anyways, goodbye! Have a nice day~
>>706759746
Are you going to start bullying me or not?
>>706759827
G-GODDAMNIT. H-Help! I'm being raped!
Can you faggots stop ERPing?
Thanks.
>>706759792
Thank you, I'll definitely keep that in mind!
You're really sweet, you know that?
Please get some good rest.
Sweet dreams.
>>706760177
>CUDDLE CUDDLE CUDDLE!
>>706759745
Yeah no my internet is absolute ass, its gonna take an hour. ^^
>>706759980
Spooky stories spooky.
>>706759980
AH
>>706760177
Y-yeah, sure
Ruby? More like ROODBY
AH!
>>706760254
>only quints can kill me
does this count as ERP?
>>706759451
Doing pretty good playing ranked with my friends soon. You?
> :^)
>That gif
<3
>>706759516
Night Alice
>>706760429
Check this quints :^)
>Inb4 not even close
>>706759827
Glad my selectively is paying off
>>706759980
T-there's other things?
>mfw
>>706760169
Definitely should fap
>probably will go to bed after this thread
>>706760429
Are you Erotic Role Playing? Or are you just shit posting?
You should be able to figure this out.
>>706760521
definitely you say? why's that?~
and aww will be sad to see you go!
>>706760578
only tips can kill you
>>706760779
This is a godless society.
>>706760779
Did you go out of your way to look for that?
Why?
>>706760375
...I'll just have to accept this
>cuddle cuddle cuddle
>>706760409
Oh, I feel the love!
>>706759498
I'm glad im special to you
>>706759613
Gimme more qt rubys's
>>706759745
By and no more rip's pls
>>706759980
Yuno thought of one easily, even though it was bully words, i won't tell you it though... thundertits it was thundertits
>>706759451
Im fine, bout to go to slee in an hour maybe
>>706760879
>Loving cuddles.
>>706760169
Not all. The electrocutioner shouldn't even be called a boss
>>706760401
POST!
>>706760513
My umi. Mine
>>706760409
Idk how to feel about this one
>>706760521
Surely you play vidya or eat right? Hell even shower but I'd rather not go there
>>706760962
Id rather not go with that
>>706760729
Because it's always a good idea to fap~
I'll be ssad to leave. Saturday i'll be here longer. Seeing how I'm off sunday >>706760962
Indeed you are hikage senpai.
>Hope I'm somewhat memorable
>>706759745
Im sorry man I hope it all goes well dude. I hope the funeral isn't going to be too hard for you...
>>706759980
I'll erp now bb ;^)
OwO whats this?
>>706760513
I wish you well. Played Ivern today and had alot of fun. You try him yet?
>add me u fuk
>qt pic
>>706760962
Already leaving so eary? But I just got here maaaaan
>>706761279
Did you say
>shower?
>>706760879
And I feel the CHEATING!
Cuddling other people ;-;
>>706761279
It's a good pic fuck you ;-;
>>706760962
Have a lewdby
>>706760997
O-Okay... stop!
>>706761423
I'M BEING RAPED CAN'T YOU SEE
>>706761279
>i mean lez be honest...those scum tier villains no one counts
hahaha but i feel ya!
favorite villain?
>>706761285
That's true! only if you have good lewdies!
and it's okay, ill see you then, hope you have a beautiful rest!~
I dream of a day when /waifu/ isn't full of ERPing sluts.
>>706761537
>"...I'll just have to accept this"
A A A A A A A
>>706761537
Hehe, you can't resist the cuddles!
>>706761590
Hi Tomoko, how are you?
>>706761279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqFlDErJya4&ab_channel=Mr.Nightmare
^^
>>706761561
Thanks~
I'll be here tomrrow too at about the same time tho so I'll see you tomorrow
