Am I a normalfag /b/?
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Am I a normalfag /b/?
>>706742487
Clean Copy
Whooo
>>706742487
>18
>skipped prom to hit up parties all night, lost my virginity that same night
>late bloomer, but I get girls now
>been in a few relationships, but I always get bored and cut girls off around the 6 month mark
>too young to go to bars; never go clubbing
Looks like I'm a normalfag.
>>706742487
all of them, except I didnt have a date for prom
>offbyone_kenobi.jpg
28 years old...
>>706744582
you need help man...
>>706742487
Forgot one hehexd
i guess im a normie
...
>>706746058
How do you have a relationship for over a year and still be a virgin?
i don't wanna do this anymore
>>706746424
>festival/concert
>house party
>not fat
>still a virgin
>>706746468
holy shit this guy lives in a cave but has facebook and shrooms
gtfo normies
>>706746741
lives in a cave..... WITH HIS PARENTS
>>706746741
i don't use kikebook but i use twitter
meh
I didn't get bingo but I didn't ahve much of a shot.
With my crippling ADHD and Asberger's I'm amazed I've been as successful as I have been.
>>706747127
damn, keep it up!
>>706747127
damn bro ur a legend
Id say so yeah
Do you win if you don't win?
>>706747635
You over 25?
>>706744737
How do I help myself?
>>706747665
>does mom count
pleb detected
>>706747665
>Does mom count
>>706747783
yes
>>706747818
I dunno man, what do you think is wrong? I'll try to help
Help someone. 29 here.
>>706747894
If you can run a mile in under 10 minutes check off youre in good shape.
>>706744259
"I get girls now" but less than 5 sexual partners. fag
>>706747894
not bad, just need to upgrade that social life a bit more
i think im a normal fga, did every single one except having a job and moving out of parents house (too young for that, still in college)
>>706742487
That's a bingo!
Would be more normie if I wasn't a massive faggo
>>706747635
Alpha
>>706744582
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>>706748109
officially irredeemable, welcome to the club
>>706747893
I've been depressed, suicidal and withdrawn my entire life. I see a therapist. But I'm also adhd and dyslexic, so I have the outward appearnce of an introverted genius(people think I'm smart) but I'm actually an incompetent moron. I have the negatives of both worlds. I've worked at the same Target since 2007. I'm a fucking loser and i want to die.
>>706746410
Grade school, maybe?
>>706748235
forgot road trip with friend, scratch that. I got a Bingo.
>>706748245
>>706747542
I'm that guy, feels good to know I'm dying alone
>>706748432
Don't worry man, we're going to die alone together
>>706748117
>Too young to move out
>In college
I hope you're just living at home for free rent
>>706748109
Sorry to burst your bubble, but your parents are not proud of their awkward NEET manchild.
>>706748535
thanks man
>>706748548
yeah, university is in my town, and in my country, majors last 5-6 years, so still have a few years left
>>706748245
>>706748432
>>706748535
>>706747635 here, if it can reassure you, I've been single for a damn while now, dying alone seems plausible. Life changes. Good things can happen to you just as bad things happened to me. Just keep on.
>>706742487
>>706748628
still in highschool and make decent/good grades.
>>706747993
Coming off long term booze and still smoke. Have a stable job rn though. And close with family. Been trying to jog but im letting habits take over. Bout 200 lbs. 5'7''. Pretty boy face when i take care of my self. Low as fuck self esteem though. Like every days an act self esteem where i become a carpet. Shit sucks. .. then i come here. What the fuck.
Am I good?
I guess I'm a sperg?
What's with all the people who haven't tried recreational drugs? I assumed at the very least most people try weed at least once.
>>706749132
>Shit sucks. .. then i come here. What the fuck.
That sums up the situation for most of us
>>706742487
No bingo
>Feelsfaggotman
>>706749326
Weed is one of the few drugs I haven't tried, mostly because it sounds like a boring ass time
>>706749326
i would need to interact with people or have friends to do that
>>706748256
Love that last sentence. Change it to im a fucking winner and want to live and learn. Say it every morning. Drunk advice. Head up.
>>706749419
>weed
>boring
this fag doesnt like to chill the fuck out
>>706746644
had chances. was just to much of a pussy
Parents used to be proud of me when I had a really good job, then fucked it up so no longer proud. Used to be out 3 or 4 times a week, not just weekends, but no job means I can't afford that shit anymore. Still as sociable as my budget allows though, and got a road trip planned for Friday with a few friends. Was nerdy as fuck in school though so never had a date for prom.
>>706749367
Heh... yeah. Fuck this place.
>>706749458
Not if you live in an area where it's legal or know how to deepweb
>>706749458
There's the darknet, I don't know a single user, and I get more than what I need. Plus due to the fact that the sites are pretty large, you can get pretty good prices
>>706748256
does anything make you happy? anything that you enjoy and could see yourself capable of doing as a career? working in a mall is fucking depressing from the get go, so a change would probably help
I'm 20 years old, that "girl told you she loves you" was an LDR. never met her.
>>706748109
Wow, you're either very young, or are just incredibly shit at life. Your bingo card makes me feel a little better about my life. You showed me it could be way worse, thanks Anon.
>>706749637
GLORIOUS 10/10
I'm 21. Jesus you guys are disappointing.
femanon's not doin' too bad i guess.
roll
>>706742487
>played a team sport
does it mean professionally? everyone that's been to school has been forced to play a team sport.
>>706748193
Question. Country technical guy here. How the fuck did you have more than 5 sex partners. My brain only counts 3 for me just cause it was penis in vag with actual feelings involved. Im not counting skanks who jerked me off or strippers who rubbed n blew or the drunk nights i came too early or my uncle. How old are you.
>>706750189
welcome to 4chan faggot, shouldn't expect anything better
>>706750189
Lel
>We're disappointing
>You haven't even had a 1 yr relationship very many women, despite having picked up at least one in a club
I don't believe that you believe that
>>706750253
pretty sure it means anything outside of school,
like playing on a rugby team or some shit like that
>>706749055
Oh, so you're underage.
Either that, or you're 18 and they're just feeling a little worried about your lack of social skills, just the faintest tinges of disappointment leaking in.
>When do you think Anon will start to make some friends, Honey?
>I don't know dear, but I'm more worried about the fact he can't get a girlfriend...
They probably even even question your sexuality from time to time.
>Anon does... LIKE girls, right hun?.. Honey?
>...
Don't worry, you still have time to fully disappoint them when you fail to blossom into a proper adult human. Right now you're just a chrysalis of failure.
>>706750226
tits or gtfo muh niqqa
>>706749370
Also
>ten friends who would come to funeral.
Idk if i even have one friend who would come to my funeral (outside of family)
>>706750340
1 year relationship off by about a month. Cunt.
>>706750340
kek, nice try dissing that guy with such a shitty argument
also learn to greentxt fag
Sent from my Android phone
normal fag Confirmed
>>706750324
I've been hanging around on and off for a while now. Naive of me to think 4chan as a whole would step up.
>>706750598
My shortest relationship was 2 and a half years. I just don't get it I guess.
Being a poor fag really limits the amount of normal shit you can do.
>>706750703
WINNR
>>706750653
I don't believe that you believe that
the question marks are "i don't know"/"not exactly"s
>>706749861
No, I don't like anything and it's a real problem. Like, I bought Dark Souls 3 the day it came out and it's stilling sitting in my closet unopened. It just feels like a chore or a project I'm just putting off and procrastinating. I lost all interest in video games, movies, tv shows fuckeverything. I never liked music. I don't even own a smartphone and have an old shitty phone that is falling apart and always have a dead battery becaue I never use it. My therapist says I have schizoid personality disorder.
Close
>>706750411
11/10 KEK
>>706750426
>haha i say tits or gtfo because im a strong man who constantly needs to remind everyone and im edgy lol i jerk off to animal abuse :)
nigga calm your shit
>>706742487
The entire "I" column I'm being conservative as fuck by not scratching them off.
>get compliments
not often but on occasion, never from strangers
>social networking
have them, don't use them
>proud of you
they aren't ashamed of me, but I'm not exactly blowing them away with my success.
Everything else is just because I spent my young and stupid years as a hopeless romantic instead of a horn-dog.
feelin good
I don't feel to bad about my life anymore. The lack of relationships is because I've been a closet faggot until about 3 days ago.
>>706752190
>I don't feel to bad about my life
You didn't even get bingo
>>706752347
Yeah but compared to everyone else I'm not to bad and I just started going out with a friend so I should get bingo soon.
>>706751129
You need to find a hobby, explore normal hobbies like wood/metalworking and similar things
So as long as I don't associate with women or move out I won't become a filthy normie. Easy
>>706751129
Card games man. I was in the same boat but I became /tg/ incarnate.
You get to meet people who make you feel better about yourself and make them cry when you win.
Not bad huh
>>706752190
>>706752347
>>706752488
Sorry i bully.
I'm gay too. This is me and i feel like shit right now because i am a sex addict and i can't even get bingo when 3 of the squares treat that as a positive thing. >>706749370
>>706750703
Well, I only got three and you got all of them
>>706751129
hobby is good yes, but for boosting your moral and self esteem I would also suggest exercice (running outdoor is amazing), and if you feel like it, get a friendly dog to keep you company
video games only make you more recluse
gradually changing your habits just might improve everything
>>706752742
I know this is going to soudn like bullshit, but I am a failed normie and I hate being aroudn nerds and nerd culture even thought I'm a broken person
>>706752117
>horn-dog
wut
>>706752913
How old are you? I might not be to late to get friends.
>>706753133
dubs confirm
>>706753189
like even though i don't like sports I'd be more comfortable being in a bar drinking and watching a game then being at some videogame/anime convention, because I don't fit in with sports people but I REALLY don't fit in with nerd culture
>>706753189
Just a suggestion but I understand. Try smoking it helps you meet people who are going to be cool.
>>706748083
also said "late bloomer," and that I lost my virginity at the end of my senior year of high school. I'm a freshman in college and my number is 4 now.
>>706753355
DOUBLE DUBS CONFIRM
>>706753244
I am no normie. Am I?
Better than expected
>>706742601
Got every single one and could probably add a few that would make some of you cry. Do I win or lose?
fuck
>>706753983
don't rub in it bro, /b/tards are already low enough
r8
im 18 btw
>>706753241
>>706753379
Also idk i get friends. I just destroy my friendships constantly and usually just have 1 friend at a time. When i think of "best friends" like 5 ex-friend's faces pop up in my mind from different times in my life and they all hurt to think about even though it's my fault they are gone.
Fuck my life...
>>706754399
neet/18
>I(m) 18
>Dont judge
>>706754621
at least ur not fat
>>706748315
Does that even count as a relationship?
>>706742487
Well. Fuck.
>>706754623
im in college
>>706744508
>>706747635
>>706754895
prom, the perfect score destroyer
>>706750189
I like your lines. They're so neat and opposite direction of my lines. >>706754895
Cant edit picture on my shitty phone, but ive only got the "parents are proud of me", "not fat; in good shape", and "have tried recreational drugs". I havent done much in my 34 years.
>>706755145
lol
>>706755149
Thanks, buddy.
Sometimes I wish I could just be normal, it's not fun being alone.
Complete blackout.
Suck it loser faggots.
>>706746741
>>706746468
Sides are on another plane of existence
I think I'm gonna start using social media again
Honest r8?
guys, you are embarassing.
...None of them. Hold me, lads.
>>706755974
>i know
Pls instructions me on how to get just one bingo.
>>706742487
>Am I a normalfag /b/?
you're cringy as fuck just because you're even playing that
>>706756280
>...None of them. Hold me, lads
impossibru wtffffffffff
>>706756284
get a group of real friends that try to socialize with you often.
such a goddamn normie.
>i do drugs and shoplift
>get good grades and not a lazy sack of shit like sibling
>proudofme?.jpg
>>706750303
Nigga, half of the things you don't count, actually count.
im pathetic
>>706757138
try weed
literally nothing to lose
>>706756569
But i need to have social skills to accomplish this. It's an endless failure loop.
>>706757403
sucks to be you then.
>>706757138
literally just proud you're not fat
I don't use social media. I could be tagged in a shitload of pictures for all I know.
>>706757474
Yes it does>>706749370
>>706742487
Did i win?
I have social media accounts but I never use them for anything other than giveaways and shit.
>>706758317
Ever won anything?
>>706758489
wizard status
>>706758489
I've won a few games for steam
Also managed to get a gift card for the local skate shop
I know OP - his dick is massive
>>706758700
Thank you, sweetheart
F here
Born in 1997 but center tile was crossed off in 2004 :|
>>706758694
Damn I wish my skateshop had giftcards
>>706758700
Daddy k ;-)
>>706758991
dafuck
19 yo here, tips b?
>>706759308
Move back home if you can and save money while doing experimenting with living life.
How am I doing at 23
>>706759904
Dude... Lose some fucking weight retard.
>>706758991
Was she 18
>>706760286
I was 7 and he was way older than 18
Even ticking one of these boxes: yes.
>>706760159
Working on it. Lost about 15 lb this past month. It has not been easy but I really am tired of being a fat ass.
>>706760428
I hope it was mutually consentual holy fuck
18 rn
>>706760700
It wasn't
29, private person, stay away from social apps b/c you can be tracked and anything posted etc etc
poo poo'd prom b/c it is stupid as fuck
Have a great job and save my money, going to open a business
>>706760971
Damn that's fucked up...
>>706760901
Just because you're old enough to be here doesn't mean anyone wants you here.
>>706761040
Yup it completely fucked me up
>>706761438
Btw probably get a job at this point. I'm 18 and I've worked 5 different jobs
I have to complain that this bingo card isn't inclusive for cock lovers like me.
#faglivesmatter
yeah
>>706761790
>worst swastika attempt ever
>>706761608
Yeah I've been thinking about it for years but I don't really know where to work at. Everything doesn't appeal to me :/
Makes me realize how uneventful my life is, and I love it that way.
>>706761891
Stop triggering me
Am I a normie yet?
>>706762019
In my opinion don't work at anything involving food. Try applying to retail and merchandise kinds of stores. They are so much less horrible considering they both pay minimum wage. You'll be able to find a new job at a better kind of place after you have about 6 months of experience that's what I would suggest. Everyone has their preferences. Retail is a lot less hard work too
I didn't fill this out because I'm on a phone, but...
Perfect normie score.
>>706742601
Posting from phone so I'll just greentext all mine
>moved out of parent's home
>played a team sport
>10+ friends would come to funeral
>been to festival or concert with friends
>get compliments regularly
>held at least one birthday party
>uses social networking sites and apps
>LOST VIRGINITY
>had a relationship last one year or more
>not fat
>had sex in a public place
>have tried drugs
>rarely alone in birthday and New Years
>heard I love you from a partner
>have a job
No bingo but damn close to being a normie
>>706744582
hey man its okay man
32 yr old
Lol hi normalfag
>>706748193
ya just say "bingo"
lol
23
florida
>>706742487
Meh broh
>>706756280
me too it's okay
22 years old
This fucking piece of shit game actually made me realize the extent to which I am a loser. I fucking hate myself. Thanks a fucking lot. I hate my life.
23 year old female
>I dont like going to bars or clubs because I dont drink. I'd rather netflix and chill by myself at home
>I skipped prom because I was a stripper (I turned 18 6 months before highschool graduation) and I had work
>parents are not proud of me because they know I used to do porn lol
>>706765964
Prove it
>>706765959
>held at least one birthday party
>"didn't go well"
>had a girl say she loves you
>"my mom, long ago"
Is this a joke? Please let this be a joke.
>>706766246
Nope, that's actually my shitty life.
>>706766246
how old are you?
>>706766507
meant for him >>706766283
>>706766567
I'm 28.
>>706766660
Still not a wizard anon you can turn your life around. Also, how did this happen?
>>706742487
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>>706747127
not fat:fake
>>706742487
I'm 27. My life would be amazing if someone other than me was living it.
>>706756280
what the fuck dude?
>>706765964
You had a girl tell you she loved you?
I just need to get a woman
>>706767270
I was gonna say change the pronouns to "guy" but im bisexual so it works either way
>>706766992
oh shit nigga, too late, too late
>>706766800
What do you mean? How did my life happen?
I threw three birthday parties; one when I was 7, one when I was 10 and one when I was 12. The one when I was 7 went pretty well. About 10 kids showed up. Then when I was 10 my house began to fall apart and we couldn't afford to fix it but we didn't want anyone to know so we threw it in a bowling alley. 5 kids showed up. When I was 12, nobody showed up to the restaurant we threw it in and my mom couldn't really afford gifts so we just ate our cake and left and that was the last time I threw a party. Every time I throw one, it gets sadder than the last. I'm afraid if I throw another, someone will die or something.
My mom hates me now and literally cannot stand me. I never knew my father. I've never done drugs. I used to have Facebook and Twitter but deleted them because of some incidents. Never been in a relationship. Never had sex. Am morbidly obese. Never been to a house party. Dropped out of high school, so never went to prom. I almost never go out so I don't get compliments very often, et cetera.
I hate this game.
my bingo card is empty
>>706767500
Mine is too dont worry. Eventually we'll all just die.
virgins sucks
>>706767586
shut up calvo
>>706767417
Nobody knows who I am except my mother, and she hates me. Such is life. Lots of crying and loneliness. But I guess that's normal though.
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Kek at all these soon to be wizards!
>>706767650
I've got a full head of hair but alright then
>>706742487
pretty normal i reckon.
>>706742601
does it count if I moved out to go to school for a bit, but have recently moved back because I am trying to switch schools?
Nothing special. 17m. Average looking and never had a gf
>>706767713
>Hasn't moved out of parents
>Calls us wizards
18
>skipped out on prom to party and lose the V
Too much spaghetti in my pockets, I reckon.
If there was a fucking weirdo bingo i'd probably fill it out too. I'm a legit narcissist.
Not quite, but I had some four-star close calls.
I'm pretty normal.
>>706767677
why drop out of school anon? money?
>>706768919
It's a really long story.
>>706769217
>incoming spaghetti
>>706749419
The beautiful thing about chronic is that you can use it and go out and still do the same activities you like to do, it's just more fun to do em.
Literally missing one. The fat one. I'm chubby.
>>706743238
Why are you here? You seem to have your shit together
>>706746468
I know that feel
Age: 26
I'm past the point of no return, right?
So close to getting bingo, damn.
21
>>706771411
what is the point of you using social networking sites if youre a virgin, dont conversate easily, dont go out, and dont live on your own??
Whew. I'm still an autist.
I really do need to work on how to talk to other people.
>>706742601
I cant post at work right now. This puts the bar really low though. I only havent been to prom (because we dont have it)
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>>706770697
Samefagging this hard
*Sigh *
Why do I bother living anymore?
>>706757522
Thats it
>>706742487
rate me /b/
>>706776974
replying to myself because I forgot info.
33. divorced. had to move back home.
>buttfucked a slut in the same public park her dad used to buttfuck her in when she was a kid
>My life is actually kind of awesome.
>>706775162
Stay determined m8, stay determined...
well i suck, i suck fattily
>>706742487
I'm 24 and I have 5 things out of 25.
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>>706742487
Proud to be a normal fag
this one is pretty bad.
>>706742487
You got a Bingo, so yes, you are a normalfag.
>>706751042
Story time?
>>706742487
>been on vacation or road trip with friends
Defo a normie.
can someone just end my ever-longing pain? i come to /b/ to fucking escape from /r9k/ thx guys, thx a lot
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