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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
furst
You don't have a pic tho so it doesn't count.
Oh look, a Fool.
Where?
He might've been here.
But then he might've not.
Hmm. I don't see him.
I see someone.
I don't see anyone.
Do you really see that you don't see though?
Well this thred is dead
There isn't anything worth seeing anymore.
And yet nothing not worth seeing.
Why see anything?
>>706684761
Why see nothing
>>706684831
Post penus? Also you made me kinda jeleaus.
Fuck it
Mir is grad so fad ich werd jetzt einfach shit in Deutsch schreiben Yolo
>>706684876
Because nothing is all there is.
>>706685000
Anyone would be jealous of a setup like this
Why make an effort not to?
Sind noch irgendwelche Deutschen hir auch wen ichs bezweifele
Who said anything about making an effort?
Not me
It is implied in not seeing, as seeing is a rather natural trait of ours, often requiring more effort to stop.
I can see that
Badj, I'm sick. Make me not sick.
The aggregate of our lives amounts to very little seeing. We all look, but very few of us see.
>>706685953
Did it help ?
Man that is not the gif I want to open at work.
>>706686220
Do you have some mentale Problems?
>>706686343
Yes, we don't tell nearly enough tales of men nowadays. Go read beowulf.
True, I suppose.
>>706685953
*tries to unsick you*
>>706686328
*hOI!!
>>706686452
You got so excited for me you turned into temmie?
Do you see, Badger?
>>706686343
Consciousness.
There is no right answer to this question.
>>706686499
Sure, let's go with that. I got a new computer that allows me to play games that aren't shit.
>>706685363
Not just the setup, but look at 'em. They're all the tiny-sexy I wished I was my whole life.... :(
These two gorgeous queers have everything in the world I want.
Is there a wrong answer?
>>706686452
I'm going to go lie down.
Depends on circumstance.
>>706686863
ok, get better
Tell me, what does your soul look like?
>>706687008
I assume it looks something like a toad.
>>706687371
A toad? No, more like a tick I'd imagine.
Souls don't exist, james.
>>706686637
I need to upgrade my computer. Or defrag it or something. And buy a new ethernet cable. Video games are hard to play.
I wouldn't know that.
>>706687522
I enjoy video games.
Maybe not yours.
>>706684173
Why do I have a boner ?
>>706687660
Whz not ?
Why not? Haven't you ever looked deep into your own eyes?
I'm quite certain I don't have one, yes, and neither do you. You're a squishy bag of meat and the gray thing inside your bony white skull is lying to you all the time.
>>706687638
I enjoy a video game, it's called super smash bros. melee. That's the only one.
>>706687660
Because cute boys being cute together is cute.
My mind is the only thing I can count on. I trust the voices that I hear.
>>706687660
>>706687756
Yes, I remember.
Your mind is very good at keeping you alive but very bad at telling you the truth. Truth is biologically pointless, lies that optimize replication are what our brains run on.
>>706687991
all the other video games are terrible
he said before going home and playing horsedick modded skyrim for 10 hours straight
>>706687756
But last time i checked I wasn't gay.
>>706688046
Why not, I guess. Have fun.
>>706688148
congratulations, you're bi
>>706687467
Prolly right about that. I haven't been useful to anything yet, honestly. At this point, yeah, just a bloated tick.
You're a pretty smart fella, Peter.
And yet my very existence defies biology. Homosexuality goes against the basic biological imperative, that of reproduction. The truth, my poor hapless child, is the only thing of consequence to me.
>>706688331
I suspected it but I never found any guy I could picture myself in a bed with without throwing up.
why must you feed him
Why must you insist on speaking?
>>706688461
congratulations
>>706688679
Still stuck with throwing up issues though :3
>>706688148
Bad news.
>>706688209
More games should have horsedicks.
>>706688750
take a tums
>>706688885
Modding must be fun.
>>706688893
Why are you posting that.
>>706688893
Tums ? What's that ?
Homosexuality is a minor error that probably has some vaguely positive influences on the population (looking after unwanted children, safely removing unviable men from the gene pool—remember that most men, over time, failed to reproduce) so it's really not that odd.
>>706688957
It's ok.
>>706688957
sorry
>>706689000
a thing that makes you not throw up
>>706686254
Installing RealPlayer
>>706689096
You're ok.
>>706689142
It was just a question.
I should paint my toenails.
I should be cuter in general.
Oh well.
>>706689300
I'm GREAT.
>>706689300
it was just in my miscellaneous folder
>>706689390
Post more of that folder instead of matsus
It's an error, a mutation that stops that specific genetic line from propagating. I didn't say it was wrong or odd or anything like that, only that it defies the biological imperative.
Right I'm just saying I wouldn't cite that as evidence for something as patently absurd as a soul.
>>706689380
That's what I said though.
>>706689390
right
>>706689462
>>706689655
ok = great?
>>706689698
vastly improved I appreciate you sweetie
shucks
>>706689507
That theorie was refute 5 year ago when 2 french scientist compared DNA of fags and none fags and guess what fags are fags only in their fags heads
Fags ?
If there is no such thing as a soul, how could James Brown be the Godfather of Soul?
checkmate, athiests
>>706689876
Wot.
tfw my maga folder is basically a random folder with hats
nef you've got soul dude
>>706689876
as far as anyone can tell it's mostly a developmental disorder, there's a lot of evidence that in utero agents increase the risk factors as well as other circumstances in childhood
that said your post is terribly written dude
>>706689769
Only for you.
>>706690031
do it for me, badger
do it
Do what?
Make Finland Great Again
If you believe that, then that's fine. I believe the opposite is true. And as I'm me and you're not, I'm going to trust myself on this one. Furthermore, as you're mentally retarded and I am not, I'm going to completely disregard your opinions and beliefs.
I don't have the appropriate headwear.
You hold a whole lot of terribly unsubstantiated romantic beliefs for someone who pretends to like truth.
>>706690849
Ganon should have a hat that says "Make Hyrule Gerudo Again"
Julian won't you send me a hat for Christmas?
I don't find them to be romantic or unsubstantiated. You are mentally retarded, it's been substantiated time and time again. I am not retarded, this too has been substantiated time and time again.
GF left over epilatory cream and tons of cloths when leaving my place.
i'll let you picture what you want in your head about that.
Actually, sure.
The existence of a soul has been substantiated, James?
Awesome, I knew you'd not disappoint. You are simply incapable of it.
Probably only if Trump wins though.
I didn't mention the existence of the soul as what has been substantiated, did I?
Acceptable.
No, but you seem to believe in it and also claim to be invested in truth.
I think i'm gonna buy a make america great again cap
>>706691862
You should.
You don't seem to understand that there are bigger truths, or different truths I should say, than those being pursued by the scientific community.
So it's true because you feel it, then.
Not exactly.
I cant believe that this thread still lives
So why's it true, then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OutDgLmx-SQ
>>706691908
You know of any website that will send them to Sweden?
Faith.
Is the truth even the real truth ?
So yes, because you feel it.
>>706692392
I don't think they ship outside America without a friend buying one for you.
No, not because I feel it.
>>706692392
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/s/ref=is_s?n=4979&n=4979&k=make+america+great+again
Faith is a feeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOg0d5Wq4i0
trying to pin it down as a feeling is missing the point and an irrelevant argument of semantics.
Faith isn't a feeling. You are retarded.
Belief more generally is a feeling. Faith is unsubstantiated belief.
faith may be interpreted as unsubstantiated belief specifically in reference to religion. faith, the word itself, literally means 'full confidence.'
religion or philosophy, i suppose. anyway, bye.
Sure but we're talking about faith in the presence of a certain quantity, IE, soul, so my definition is valid. Later dom
>it's a "thread is dead except for Fool" episode
>it's a frogposting episode
I love these.
>frogs and anime
it's like our own little trumpgen
your mere presence makes it a trumpgen
my presence simultaneously makes the thread trumpgen, /k/, and ssbg but vastly improved
/sfg/ - SubjectiveFag General
deadass might just title the thread that whenever I make it
man I'm out of control
Got me.
are you ready for the era of the shkreli-owned 4chan
It'd be a new era. If moot essentially embodied /a/ and /jp/, hiroshimoot is /int/ (since he can't fucking speak english) and shkreli would be /pol/. I can't wait.
Posting in /vip/ makes me feel like a fucking mong
>>706694505
Man don't even joke about that
Oh wow, that exists. When was it implemented?
it'd be nice to have an intelligent person in power again
>>706694655
it's not a joke it's habbening
/vip/ looks like what /b/ used to be
Holy shit this thread with the ascii cats is lit af
I might buy a pass now
>>706694796
I don't think mook is so bad, he just isn't much of a talker.
aaaaand it's shit
>>706694745
Like a day or two ago
It's just mostly SFW shitposting
i'm glad notch isn't considering it anymore now that he's having a major mental breakdown live on twitter
>>706694842
he talks all the time but everytime he does he just turns every question someone asks him around on them and asks "how do you think???"
its like he doesnt want to run the site
>>706694904
>blink 182
>vip tier
I mean, they're ok
not that I know that album I just know their singles really
>>706694961
I don't think he does, really, us americans are kinda uncivilized compared to 2ch residents.
>>706694937
It's a good idea tbh
he has no actual ideas of his own, he wants to make everything a democracy but everyone on /qa/ is a fucking idiot and that's the only group of people he listens to
literally listening as we speak tbh
/qa/ actually has the worst users on this site
Anyone who recommends removing /pol/ is a moron even if they're literally hillary clinton posting, they don't understand what that would do
/qa/ was cool when it was just a comfy meta board and not /q/ 2.0
now that hiro posts there people think their opinion matters
Which is good, since it's a containment board for people bitching about 4chan
if any boards are on the chopping block it should be most of the porn boards
From a pragmatic perspective, yes, since they use up an obscene amount of bandwidth.
>tfw /cm/ is probably gonna go bye-bye
Good riddance, we've no need for such faggotry.
your matsu folder is DONE
>your matsu folder is DONE
nigga i post like 75% of the /cm/ matsu shit
i noticed
>/cm/ has matsu threads
Yeah, that needs deleting
As long as they don't get rid of /a/ and /co/ I'm happy.
I don't think they'd nuke boards that cover categories that broad, honestly.
>senpai noticed me
>>706695961
it also has this >>>/cm/3043452
removing /a/ would cause such a shitfit
can you imagine how funny it would be if they got rid of /lgbt/
>>706696061
Well nuking shit like /vr/ or /e/ isn't gonna do anything since no one visits them anyway
hi neffy
>>706696132
so clearly, /cm/ needs to be deleted and replaced with /trump/
>>706696273
That SHOULD go honestly I remember when that shit was made, pointless.
>>706696342
it didn't really contain any of the gay either
>>706696564
it's literally the tranny safe space board
>>706696313
mornin starshine
sup?
>>706696654
there are so many containment boards dude
>>706696891
/pol/ started as one but it's one of the Big 3 now so it's more or less site dominant.
>>706686254
>installingvlc.gif
>>706697017
comment of the thread
>vlc
>very
>low
>cuality
>>706697017
Old joke.
vlc is good
it vanishes after like 5 seconds of not using it
what
when i was first capping osomatsu i'd minimize vlc for like a couple seconds so i could post in thread and by the time i would finish it would just close itself
thats on you man, i dont get that
hhhhhhhhhhhh
:}
what does that even mean
idk
nice
You what's nice?
english
waiting for that new /sfg/ thread
>/vip/
>clinton foundation general
>Correct the Record will have to pay for 4chan passes in order to go about correcting said record
>hillary clinton and the democratic party thereby directly funding the cathedral of misogyny
HIROYUKI PLAYING SOME 99TH DIMENSION CHESS, BOYOS
sorry I was actually working
>>706699795
>>706699795
