s/fur
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
s/fur
Still in thread.
>>706608447
Does matter to me. I can tell you're upset. I'm listening and willing to help.
>>706608778
Thanks, but no one can help me.
>>706608862
certainly not with that attitude
>>706608862
You can help you.
so anyone else here play an instrument besides me and the piano man?
>>706608970
I don't want help anyway. I just want a girl to love, and to love me back.
>>706609017
I don't want help.
>>706609023
I used to play base, but that was a very long time ago.
>>706608861
That's even more complicated.
>>706608862
I meant help, as in talking about it Dash. Go on, if you really need it. I'm not forcing you, but it would probably be a good idea.
>>706609023
I play guitar and bass, occasionally keyboard.
>>706609148
I hate talking.
>>706609202
You may hate talking Dash, but then i can't help. Neither can anyone else here or anywhere else. But that's up to you. Good luck with it though.
>>706609202
>>706609132
my stepbrother played bass when we were teenagers. i met a girl a few months ago who plays harp, that was pretty cool.
>>706609052
we all do
>>706609023
I play the lyre rather poorly
>>706609052
Just go get this guy you like.
You like him, 90% of what you discuss in threads is gay. Be yourself. Be gay.
>>706609320
Thanks.
>>706609337
No. Never.
>>706609391
But you already are....
nothing wrong with being gay, man. i'm a lesbian and life has been great cause of it. just go be with who you wanna be with <3
>>706609445
No, I'm not.
>>706609468
This.
Hey /b/ ,
I'm not a regular 4chan user but I made a post yesterday which some of you found funny.
Now, if you want me to regularly shitpost, then just ask. If you call me a faggot then you have a pickledick and you need to come up with something original. 'kys' won't cut the bill either.
>>706609468
Fuck off and die
>>706609479
You are.
You always yearly about gay stuff.
You dress gay when you can.
You're in love with a guy.
That's pretty gay.
And that's OK too.
>>706609651
Shut the fuck up, no I'm not.
>>706609468
not everyone is so fortunate
>>706609608
no one cares what you do and what you dont
>>706609695
true, but i still think it's worth trying at least.
>>706609608
Lmao
>>706609683
You'll be a lot happier when you accept yourself.
You're the only one making yourself unhappy.
I want to boop her nose.
>>706609023
I play the ukulele.
>>706609822
I'm not gay. I've already told you that I'm bi, everyone knows that. I wish I wasn't, but I'm still not gay.
>>706609758
most of the time I'd rather be than try
that's my problem, though
>>706609872
hi boop
We're taught to be straight. If no one mentioned anything about being straight. Then you'd grow up finding a partner, and not a gender.
>>706609683
you gay fam.
>>706609975
fuck off
>>706609872
nice. i know lots of folks play ukulele these days it seems.
I HELD MY BREATH FOR A WHOLE FUCKING MINUTE
>>706609882
Fine.
Be bi.
And since you are and you're in love with some guy then go get him.
>>706610036
alright, whatever dude, keep denying it.
>>706608793
I'm not a fur but damn that is cute...
>>706610106
No.
>>706610141
I don't deny it. I accept it, and hate myself for it.
>>706610052
you mean lots of folks buy crappy prop ukuleles and then try and fail to play them
>>706610167
You're a fur.
>>706610052
Yep, it's probs because of the rise of TØP. I've been to two of there concerts, the crowd was better before the gays invaded.
>>706610167
what are you doing here sir?
>>706610218
why so defensive then
>>706610246
i lived at a 'punk house' for a while, and TONS of people played ukulele, specifically for money, so while i recognize there's lots of the kinds of people you stated out there, there are others who do it right too.
>>706610218
You'd rather see him with another guy when you hang out with him?
Seeing them hug and kiss?
>>706610286
Everything is better without gays.
>>706610333
Because I don't like being told shit about myself that isn't even true.
>>706610387
Yes because it would make me forget about anything could ever possibly happen between us, which I'd be happy for.
Furry is disgusting
>>706610218
Dude, you're gay just admit it
Bi is only a delusion
>>706610246
There is a def difference between a prop and actual. However I prefer a concert ukulele over a standard ukulele, my fingers don't agree with a normal uke.
>>706610533
Go fuck yourself.
>>706610481
I don't believe that.
But, I'll not bug you about it anymore.
>>706610383
oh no, I know, I personally know some people who can play it competently, I just recently saw someone go through the process
kinda a shame because if they did some research and got an actual instrument instead of a ten dollar prop maybe they'd stick with it and learn something
>>706610383
I enjoy playing the uke with people who can actually play well. I see where you're coming from.
>>706610522
nnnope furry is CUTE !
>>706610769
Well.. There's some pretty disturbing fur stuff out there.
>>706610656
as someone who's put a ton of time and (my parents when I lived with them) money into my instrument and such, I know the feeling. i had to be around people playing prop ukulele and banjos, while i have a violin.
>>706610481
Especially their concerts. Before they were famous the concerts were like $2 and there was a decent sized mosh pit. Now that they are all over the radio and what not the concert I went to in June had a bunch of fags crying and hugging in stead of throwing each other around. Like seriously wtf.
>>706610864
this is great art. thank you for this post.
>>706610969
It's a universal truth that gays ruin everything.
>>706610969
god if i never have to see another live show i will die a happy woman. i HATE live music.
>>706611026
Welcome anon.
Forgot name in previous post.
>>706610880
I took some violin lessons as a kid, it's such a wonderful instrument
you ever listened to music by Andrew Bird? He can play one hell of a fiddle
>>706610880
Damn I hate people who fake play an instrument next to a person who has been practicing for years. Back in high school I would play my ukulele at lunch almost every day and then some fag brought in a fake one and basically ruined my playing for the rest of the year.
>>706611227
no, i should check him out, thanks ^^ for someone who PLAYS violin, i don't really LISTEN to much lol it's a great instrument, but it's a hassle on your wrist.
>>706611322
yeah it's shit.
The party van will be here at any moment to shanghai me away.
>>706611083
Most gays ruin things. I have one gay friend who is actually pretty chill and might be lurking on this thread. If she is tho here is a panda for you DD.
>>706611440
what did you do?
>>706611440
Where to?
>>706611440
Huh? What are you talking about
>>706611107
What's wrong with live music? Is it to loud for you or something?
>>706609608
fuck off newfag
>>706611544
yeah one side is just my anxiety/autism; i hate crowds, i hate loud noise, flashing lights and yeah i just can't do that shit.
the other side is that i don't wanna hear shitty versions of songs i like when i can listen to the polished version instead, especially if i have to listen to a handful of songs i don't like to get to the ones i do like.
idk. i just don't like live music lol
>>706611440
gonna miss you
here's hoping for your survival
>>706611429
The next year I just played outside no matter what time of year and ended up drawing in a small crowd of people who eventually became friends. I guess it worked out in the end but it was still a douche bag move.
>>706611728
The atmosphere is to much for you to handle? I get that, my younger brother is the same way.
>>706611854
i practiced at school but i hated doing it because i didn't want people stopping and watching me, so i always made sure to do it somewhere alone where nobody went on campus. i'm just way antisocial lol
>>706612002
yeah i can't stand that shit. plus i hate guys constantly hitting on me, even if i'm WITH my gf, and it's clear we're together. shit gets old.
>>706612015
The people at my school were chill and I only played inbetween classes. But if I had a dollar for every time a girl screamed at me that she loved me because I was playing the ukulele; I would have like $10
finnaly done with daily japanese study !(^^)!
>>706611440
*hug*.
No homo.
Be safe.
>>706612230
> if I had a dollar for every time a girl screamed at me that she loved me because I was playing the ukulele; I would have like $10
lol'd. i never had anyone tell me they loved me for my playing, but again, probably because i made sure to practice alone.
>>706612166
People just tend to be douche bags at concerts. That why I don't go often to large bands. Like I would go to a Gogol Bordello concert any day of the week but would go once in a blue moon to Twenty-Øne Piløts.
>>706612412
fuck off dipshit
>>706611440
Good luck out there.
>>706612294
That's a herm.
>>706612412
Do like.
>>706612294
weeb.
>>706612398
Instruments are fuckin chick magnets.
im going to eat (like someone care if i go)...later.
>>706612586
well you dont see hir vagina so she could be a penisgirl too :P
>>706612689
piss off
>>706612714
(you)
>>706612476
i did see gogol bordello and that was incredible. i have to admit. THAT was worth going to.
>>706612732
as a gay teenage girl, i knew this, and sometimes used it to my advantage lol
>>706612824
Don't die while eating friendo!
>>706612732
magnets for chicks who are really hot and think they can sing but they really can't but one tells them because they're hot
>>706612885
your not a real girl
>>706612824
later
>>706612827
I have a strong stance against anime and weebs.
>>706612827
Aww...
Are you an angry Snailkin today?
Mommy make you study too long?
Well luckily for you, since you're a Snailkin you can fuck yourself!
>>706612824
Bon appetite Wolfy. I'll cya around, unless you're coming back.
>>706612951
/sigh getttin' real tired of this shit.
>>706612942
thankfully i don't sing. i just play violin.
>>706612951
it's 2016, who is?
>>706613017
>>706613047
>>706613127
you have never proved it. we all know your a guy except for dash because he doesnt want to think the only girl he ever talks to is a guy
>>706612885
When did you go see him? I went back in 2013-14 ish, it was freaking awesome.
They are chick magents which I had going for me until they came to talk to me and I was a total awkward sausage because I don't speak good to females.
>>706613337
uh...god this was probably back in...2010? 2009? it was great, he put a bucket over the microphone and played it like a drum, and their fiddler played backwards, upside down, behind his back fiddle. if that doesn't get you laid, nothing will lol
Requesting large insertions, gape or dp
Please and thank you
>>706612942
Me and the gayest person in the school would play ukulele together and he would redirect all the girls to me, it was a sweet thing going on until they started talking to me.
>>706613578
>>706613337
for fucks sake dash
if you arent going to use a coordinating conjunction then you have to use a semicolon to connect two independent clauses
>>706613489
same with you dipshit learn how to speak english
>>706613705
fuck that's hot as shit.
>>706613769
i'm a writer, fucker. i'm just typing casually cause it's 4chan.
>>706613287
What is your proof against her? (Legit question, not trying to start an argument; I have no idea what's going on.)
>>706613589
where'd you go to shcool? Don't think anyone had the guts to be openly gay at the small hick town school I went to
>>706613787
Yeah, that's one of my favorites.
>>706613865
sure sure
>>706613873
she said it a while back but doesnt want to admit it
>>706613769
Well.
I think we know what you're learning in English class this week.
>>706613489
He jumped into the mosh pit at the concert I went to. That group is fucking awesome.
>>706609608
come for the furry porn
stay for the copypasta
>>706614093
that's awesome. yeah i would totally go see them again, no doubt about it, but that might be the one exception.
>>706613769
1.) not dash
2.) thanks for catching that, I need to proof read my posts more often.
>>706613873
Snailkin is a pathological lier. Nothing he says is true.
>>706614407
i...i don't know who snailkin is, but ok. my name is Tuesday. I'm from Boston lol
>>706613886
I still live in the same town so I'm not going to say the exact name but it was one of the three high schools and probably the least ghetto one. Full of rich white snobs.
>>706613971
That's totally clear and makes sense.
>>706614057
>Well.
nice sentence....
>I think we know what you're learning in English class this week.
(you)
>>706614268
np!
>>706614407
>lier
whoa....
>>706608793
More?
Guys can you help me?
I am looking for a picture that was posted yesterday.
Its a dog anthro getting fucked through the tailhole of her shorts and there is a sign that says something like "hormonal behaviour prohibited".
Thank you.
>>706614919
>>706615009
Thank you so much!
>>706614246
I'm gonna have to look up when the next time they're nearby now cause I want to see them again.
>>706615114
between them and joe jackson, those were probably the two best live acts i've seen. i've seen blondie and the who also, but idk, they didn't age well lol
>>706615112
np it's one of my fav pics
>>706614407
Okay, but can't they identify as a girl or some shit? (I don't know how that feminist/triggered bs works)
its hard being the smartest person in the thread AND a girl....
>>706615328
...?
>>706615328
wait, are you me?
>>706615324
nobody here is identifying as anything (not to my knowledge anyway). i have a vagina. end of fucking story.
>>706615328
wat.
>>706615312
Yeah it turns me on so much holy shit.
What is the artist called? Seesinooo?
>>706615453
>>706615456
im a girl
>>706615455
no, im a girl.
>>706615517
Whatever you say anon.
>>706615461
not sure about the artist, sorry
>>706615456
I was just asking a question, why did you snap at me?
>>706615517
>im a girl
>no, im a girl.
We get it, you have a penis.
i wish there were more girls here but dash says sfur is for straight men only
>>706615517
oh, here he goes again. did this last time i was in a thread. i don't know why you guys are so against having women in your thread that you'd actively work to make them leave, but i guess this really shows it. guess i won't bother being here anymore.
>>706615677
Okay thank you anyway!
>>706615328
>>706615453
>>706615455
>>706615517
>>706615693
>>706615684
to be fair, hun, i wasn't snapping at you directly, just irritated at the bullshit i have to put up with every fucking time i wanna look at fucking furart. sorry if that seemed directed at you, just know it wasn't <3
>>706615705
?? you new here, bud? ain't no girls on the internet
>>706615791
what
>>706615709
take your shitty lingual skills with you
>>706615856
your thoughts of draka?
>>706615709
Guys are just assholes and its all a dick measuring contest. It's all to impress any females that may be within the thread and even if they won't admit it or deny it, that's what is happening. This honestly has little to do with you, you're just caught in the sidelines.
>>706615791
I'm Jay. Nice to meet you.
>>706615856
I AM A GIRL
>>706615996
draka is a trap
>>706616042
nice to meet u too.
>>706616021
well thank you for being civil about it at least, and honest. they're not even worth responding to lol
>>706616021
http://libraryonline.com/default.asp?pID=29
read fucktard
>>706615996
it was a joke
I, myself am penile-y challenged
really dunno when all these other ladies showed up though, they gonna ruin my s/fur threads
>>706616021
I'm not an asshole.
And I freely admit to liking my average cock. I would hate for it to be bigger.
>>706616295
>the only dude in this thread worth talking to, and if i were straight, would fuck.
being nice gets you a long ways in life, anon. keep it up <3
I think in the future we should all be required to put our preferred pronouns in namesync.
>>706616157
I've been in threads long before. But not active for months.
>>706616270
i remember other one with NS but i dont remember the nickname
>>706616402
how about no because it doesn't fucking matter
one of the reasons I like 4chan is the anonymity cuts down on the 'OMG IM A GRILL LOOK AT ME GIVE ME THINGS'
or they're at least contained in a couple awful boards
>>706616402
Just for you.
>>706610167
You are now.
Welcome.
>>706616169
Dude, I know bad grammar triggers you but build a bridge and get over it.
>>706616606
Sorry, I forgot to put [TRIGGER WARNING] on that post.
>>706616606
nobody here is asking for stuff or specifically stating their gender as a point of 'i'm so special'. it's more a 'hey, this is who i am and this has been my experience because of who i am'. go get laid dude, damn.
>>706616864
>>706616864
>>706616864
S/fur bread
Hiro adds a vip board but ids
when will it end
>>706609023
Bass guitar, piano, trumpet, write some instrumental songs on GarageBand too.
>>706617025
you sound pretty rad, tbh.
i used garageband back in the day, just for shits and giggles lol
>>706609608
>>706611627
Take his advice, newfriend. When we say "fuck off, new fag", that is not us simply trying to act edgy. It is a warning. A warning to leave this place until it is too late...
>>706617101
I'm a highschoolfag so I still have time to get Gud and move on from GarageBand into something better.
>>706617101
Also, I'm really ocd so I obsessively think about rhythm.
>>706617474
you can do it ^^ i'm sending you positive vibes. i'm 27 and solely play violin now, so you can totally do it.
>>706617617
Positive vibes taken
>>706617321
>a warning to leave this place before it's too late
newfag
