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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Doggos-smashing-shit-thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU
>>706586266
I'm sorry
>>706586373
OK I'm outta here.
>>706586789
Why is every pit bull owner fucking retarded?
>>706587357
Gay.
I HOVER ABOVE YOU
LIFE PULLED OUT YOUR MOUTH
I B E C O M E YOU
>>706587447
ur gay
>>706587509
Only for you, bby.
>>706587887
FAG
>>706588291
Love when you talk dirty.
>>706588413
Stay away from me, you freak.
>>706588413
>>706588291
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>>706587509
Top quality kek thanks guys
>>706588518
I don't see how that's so funny, but whatever. Faggot.
chunky semen
>>706588650
someones on the rag today
>>706588824
I don't know what that means because I am very not smart.
MY NAME IS CAPTAIN DICKHEAD. MY JIZZ COMES OUT LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE.
Barks internally
>>706588467
Mmmm, let's get together a push penises together.
>>706588964
It means you're acting bitchy, is something wrong?
>>706589064
I NEED AN ADULT
>>706589126
Oh, no, I'm just bored. I don't feel like making an sfur thread right now, so I'm just shitposting here for the time being.
>>706589188
then you find yourself in the right place
I'm about to go smoke weed with my crew though
>>706588498
Get your shit out of here
>>706589134
Kinky.
>>706589377
Have fun.
>>706589503
hmph fine I dont want to share my animal porn with you anyway
>>706589716
So we getting Father McMalley to make you into a hand puppet?
>>706589989
Who?
You know what, I don't even want to know.
>>706590111
All Irish priest love little boy butts.
wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>706586266
for example
>>706586035
can't figure out if you're saying earth is a closed system or are pointing out a random fact because you don't know any better. i will assume you wrongly assume earth is a closed system because there would be no reason to mention the First Law Of Thermodynamics otherwise. either way, this isn't something a knowledgeable person would do.
>earth, as a whole
>energy can not be created or destroyed
this is only relevant in a closed system. if the system can receive or get rid of energy through radiation(or any other way for that matter), the 1st law is irrelevant.
it's like every time you talk about anything in mathematics, you always feel the need to insert "1+1=2" into the conversation. it's correct that 1+1=2, but you look stupid bringing it up as if it's significant. no one can argue that 1+1=/=2, but there's no reason to say it if it's not applicable
>>706590624
So does Demos.
what
>>706590952
[spoiler]allahuakbar![/spoiler]
>>706590984
You like Irish priest butts.
STONE COLD
Hey guys
Who's willing to kill me?
>>706584213
it will hit you very hard.
>>706584436
i mean, if you've got a full ride, why not? no catch up to play.
he is very knowledgeable. almost always wins at trivia night.
>>706591660
We all know the truth...
>>706591849
No kill, only rape here.
>>706591849
can you go somewhere else
>>706592185
You can kill me first, then I don't care what you do with my body
>>706592211
No
Can I discuss butts too plz
>>706591849
We can kill each other. The Romeo and Juliet scenario
>>706592369
Only Irish priest butts. For Demos.
Or Katia's weirdly hairy butt.
>>706592369
How are you going to kill me?
>>706592604
Aww, I was hoping buff anthro butts. sadface
>>706592703
Maybe hug you to death, so you'll feel loved when you die
>>706592806
No thanks, I just want to die quickly. Have you got a shotgun?
only one sure way to kill you fucks
>>706592898
But that's how Will Smith killed his dog in I Am Legend.
>>706592898
I have a few axes and a couple grass trimmers, suppose you could do something with that
>>706592898
I do. It's only a .410 though. I was really close to suicide last month.
>>706593080
Okay?
>>706593093
You know what, screw it. I'll synthesize something in organic chemistry lab to put me to sleep and kill me.
>>706593194
I'd like something with high velocity and a huge spread, so to make sure every part of the brain is obliterated, guaranteed to remove consciousness without being able to react first.
>>706593452
Thank God for this poster.
My shaver broke and I needed a sharp edge for a trim.
>>706593452
Wouldn't matter at point blank. Shotguns take a long time to spread. A 12 gauge slug would be the most effective, but that's not to say #00 buck .410 wouldn't work. It's still pretty damn powerful. Even if it was a blank, the force of the expanding gases alone would probably be enough to kill you.
>>706593452
Not liking the idea of my trimmeraxe spinning suicide machine?
>>706593452
You would need a frontal lobe to hear the gunshot.
pull the trigger softly
>>706591746
BAH GAWD!
>>706593764
Haha I'm edgy
>>706593770
I'll keep 12 gauge in mind.
>>706593791
Sounds like it would cause a lot of pain, honestly.
>>706593804
Why would I want to hear the gunshot?
>>706594217
Yeah, you may be right...
On a serious note though, I mean I'm not trying to tell you what to do but, you're not actually going to kill yourself right? We're just joking around?
>>706594626
That depends. I'm looking for a good reason to go on living.
https://youtu.be/7RxPDVIDhIU
>>706594756
Well I'm not a good therapist, sorry to let you know, but I'd suggest seeing one if you haven't already
>>706594931
I have. Not really going to bother again.
why the fuck do i like dicks
they're good for you
>>706595010
You can always turn to your family and relatives right?
Benis
>>706595712
No, I don't really feel a connection with them.
para there's no good reason to go on living if you don't want to so go ahead and kill yourself, it's probably for the best
on the other hand you could not do and things might get better
there was no reason to bring up the other hand
>>706596133
I agree
I just didn't want to be accused of being too mean so I'm trying to be impartial. But really suicide is a great solution to problems. Like, pretty much any problem.
>>706593194
I'm pretty sure you could kill yourself fine with a .410
lol... people are so funny...
Things dont get better.
My life got better.
>>706596600
do you need cuddles
is that diancie
fuck that thing and thank god for bullet punch
I fully support suicide. People have the right to exit when they want.
I will probably be doing it at 25 or 30. I am certainly not going to 31. I dont want to live a life expected of responsibilities with no pleasures.
Might as well become a Russian citizen and get a permit to work the factories or mines of Norilsk at that point.
>>706596682
I should be the one offering you that
>>706596466
I dont care about your selection bias.
I've endorsed suicide forever I just used to try to discourage people I like from doing it since I think it'd make me sad if people I like died.
But honestly para's just sad all the time it's probably the best for him.
>>706597008
Just saying, it's not IMPOSSIBLE. Just unlikely unless you're me.
>>706597078
You just want to look good in the eyes of admirers, selfish narcissist you.
Impossible
>>706596013
save me from statist filth
35
that's the year
35 no older
>>706597278
Not at all. I really like my life and I used to hate it. Shit's good.
>>706597313
Just shoot them, claim they violated NAP.
>>706596959
where are you again?
>>706597078
i'm sad so often that i value happy times so much to the point of clinging onto hope when it's essentially hopeless
>>706597435
Ah yes the infinite rationalization of the truly desperate. It's quite potent.
>>706597411
I am not even into that NAP shit I just like capitalism with minimal state intrusion.
Why not just fucking do it and stop listing numbers. If you wanted to do it then you'd fucking do it and quit bitching about life. This is coming from someone who "attempted" suicide or got really close 4 times now.
do not bully parafirk
>>706597411
Impossible for me.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>706586035
WAIT
DON'T OPEN
THAT DOOR
>>706597541
I'm just memeing.
>>706597570
Oh yeah absolutely you're a complete lost cause.
i am ultimate shota
>>706597435
Southwest Britain
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>>706597684
Yeah, its going to be great.
you can tell everyone that when you graduate this year
>>706597842
we will liberate Constantinople soon.
>>706597524
i don't like the word desperate. i prefer hopeless
>>706597774
we're on the same island at least, i guess
nye
bye*
don't leave me
>>706597920
So what's stopping you right now?
>>706598082
I'm not bullying him. I'm asking a legitimate question.
>>706598043
Nice thumbnail retard.
>>706591197
Fuck off Randy
>>706597920
Right. I just worry about you sometimes is all.
But I know there isn't much I can do to help despite wanting to.
>>706598060
i've gotten to the point where life seems so meaningless that suicide itself has become pretty much meaningless
i should probably start writing a tragedy novel
>>706598547
i appreciate that
I FUCK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE
>>706598665
No life has meaning until you decide its meaning.
>>706598794
i did decide on it once. then it failed multiple times and i sorta gave up
STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!!
>>706587105
The Same reason we Gun owners are retarded. We're able to live comfortably with things that would make Normies fucking shake under the constant pressure of their own closed mindedness/ gullibility
>>706599141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZqAOiUZ3xY
>>706598665
~
>>706586035
Resident Evil?
>>706599526
lol, did you like that one?
>>706586789
If I look this up will I find that it's bullshit, because it seems like bullshit? Let me know now before I waste my time.
>>706598904
Then do something else.
Let me tell you about myself. I've had a really fucking rough and chaotic life. I'm only 19, and last month I had a loaded shotgun to my head, hand on the trigger. Just earlier that week, my parents gave me $1k cash, and finally got me a phone; top of the line, Galaxy S7 Edge. I knew it wouldn't make me happier, so I was just about to decide to end it. I even made a thread on here talking about it. And I realized that I didn't want to die; I wanted to live. I don't just mean be alive, I mean I wanted to fucking live, do crazy shit like I've always wanted. I'm not going to lie, that moment when I had a shotgun pointed at my face was the most exhilarating moment of my entire life, hands down. Nothing ever compared to the adrenaline of being two actions away from death, and likely nothing ever will. But you know why I'm still here? Because I want to feel that adrenaline once more.
Right now life is still just as fucking retarded as always for me, but I'm waiting until I can do something about it. And then I'm going to fulfill my dream of becoming a motorcycle racer. There are a few other things I want to do, but I've wanted to race bikes since I could walk. And I'm going to fucking do it, god damn it.
So I ask you: what do you want to do with your life, or what did you want?
is that copypasta? It should totally be copypasta
>>706600092
I feel like re-enlisting
>he got an S7
your parent's reaaaaally love you
>>706600196
wait until after november 8th
>>706599407
maybe
>>706599749
i don't really want to say, it'll sound too cliché
wish that didn't fucking rhyme
>>706600294
maybe it's maybelline
>>706600294
>wish that didn't fucking rhyme
nah dude you spit hot bars when's your mixtape dropping
>>706600092
Nope. I just typed it out. I'm starting to see things a bit clearer now that I was staring death in the face.
>>706600248
That's beside the point. The point is that money doesn't buy happiness. Anyone that thinks that is retarded.
>>706600294
That's fine. But if you ever want to talk about it, feel free to email me. I'd love to listen, or even just talk. I'm not even going to tell you not kill yourself because sometimes it is better, but 99% of the time there is just something missing in your life that you need to find. And I'd be glad to help you find it.
>>706599758
You want this white wolf to fuck you in the ass, dont you?
>>706600564
i just thought it was kinda funny you got the exploding phone
Money doesn't buy happiness so I recommend giving me all of yours.
>>706600564
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.
>>706600825
lol, Yes you do.
Faggot.
>>706600722
That's the Note 7, not the S7. Everyone in my family is an Apple fag, and tried to convince me, but I refused.
>>706600753
Money may not buy happiness, but it's true that it can help. It's a means to an end.
>>706600274
I feel like I did nothing in my four years
>>706600516
it's late, i should go to bed
>>706600554
i'm terrible at poetic stuff, song lyrics etc.
>>706600564
i'll think about it
>>706600963
oh
well.
>>706601071
Good night.
>>706600963
as long as I can afford ammo I'm good
>>706601030
you probably didn't, there's really no war worth fighting right now, but hey it's a job you can't be fired from where you spend a ton of time with shapely dudes so that's pretty sweet.
>>706601071
you just need to feel the beat dude
>>706601071
Just don't think too much. It's horrible for your mental health. Trust me, I know.
eisen come back this thread is boring
Demos is boring.
there's a vice presidential debate tonight, boring is kinda the theme of the hour
fair statement
>>706601249
It's just eating at me. I didn't even go on deployment. My time was spent in a motorpool inspecting vehicles that should've been out of commission several years ago, in a clinic dealing with shitbags skipping out of morning pt or playing flown out to babysit fucking reservists or national guard as standby medical personnel for their training events.
Meanwhile all my friends went to rasp, sf selection, airborne or sniper school. Or at the very least shot a sandnigger in the face
>>706602657
you don't actually need to enlist to shoot a dune coon in the face, just join up with a PMC in syria or some shit
they'd be happy to have you
Demo did u make this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qczlsY20pFE
I should apply makeup to sf
excuse me
>>706587105
You dumb?, that cunt prob trigged the dog or beat it. My 90yo grandmother had over 10 pits in the last 40years. She still has one
>>706603723
Is this you?
>>706603861
Like a nigger could live to 90.
>>706603464
no i post redmatsu
>>706603881
your weebrunes and 2d mean NOTHING to me
>implying there's any difference between the matsus
they're all shit, equally shit
>>706604046
if العربية means more to u than baka, u r a problem
>>706603971
That's not the point. Pit bull owners are retarded because they were literally bred to fight and kill. Of fucking course it's going to snap one day, it's in their genetics. Coincidentally, just like niggers. Makes sense that they like them so much.
>>706587101
ITS SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE, I
>>706604167
well, it would've if you'd typed baka in japanese characters since I don't recognize those but I can read sandrunes just fine
>>706604258
COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
>>706604330
moon runes are infinitely preferable to sandrunes
DIE IN THE PROCESS, YOUUUUUU
>>706604400
naw I like sandrunes
sandniggers are hot garbage though
>>706604525
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
brb chinese
>>706604588
arabic has an absolutely beautiful orthography
then it has shit like the pharyngeals though so the phonology isn't so hot
this character is straight garbage
He looks pretty gay tbh
He would be better if he were muscular and not fat.
>>706586623
Pupper 2 go
>>706605858
he is both but more fat
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