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Thin white dude in my 20s reporting in
Snuggles, wish me luck in my sketching endeavors.
Totally thin and white in my 20s
reporting
thin white-ish dude in my 20s
being generic would be cooler if I was actually generic
>>706513456
when do you turn 21 anyway
>>706513415
I dont know, ill need atleast 30 demonstrations
>>706513509
well yeah anything less would be undersampled
>>706513503
april 1st of 2017
>>706513415
If it's not a pan or chicago-style pizza, I'm not looking at it.
I'll be 21 soon too.
Europe has destroyed itself. America is the last bastion of the west
>>706513589
your birthday is april fool's day?
>>706513646
yeah, december right?
also chicago pizza is not PIZZA
>>706513658
>60% white
>last bastion of the west
man that blows
overweight white guy entering mid twenties reporting
>>706513735
Yes, I was a joke
>>706513735
Yeah.
Let's not get into that argument; I'm not having any of it. What it is is DELICIOUS.
>>706513743
Please stop being overweight.
>>706513403
good luck
Too many overweight people will make the Earth sink into space.
>>706513955
but too many skinny people and it'll just float away
>>706513820
I mean I got groundhog's day, and I've now seen that movie more times than is reasonable. Shit draw.
>>706513856
if you stay a virgin too much longer you're going to turn into nibbles
it does taste good but it's not pizza ok
>>706513955
I can't tell if this is a joke or if it's just something you actually think because that's how your brain works
>>706513856
>>706514032
its your own fault for being born that day
>>706514020
I never thought of it that way!
>>706514032
It could be a mix of both...
Now's probably a good time for sleep... Wish me luck
>>706514032
Really? You think I'll be complaining about how "ugh guys I can't get any sex I'm pathetic and should diiiiieeee." Not much of a chance of that. I'll just gracefully take my place as a wizard.
We'll agree to disagree.
>>706514088
Posting pictures of overweight characters doesn't solve this problem.
Whelp. The NameSync is working for me so I am introducing myself as Fukami Youhei (pic related). Every reply by me will have a picture of Fukami.
Im glad to have found this group guys.
>>706514202
yeah dude should've just come out a few hours earlier tbh
>>706514312
Stranger things have happened. Also
>not already being a meme magician
>2016
>>706514349
wow that was way too formal kill yourself dumbfuck
>>706514262
good luck, sleeping can be a dangerous task
>>706514349
Godamnit. I meant to say it ISNT working for me. Fucking keypad.
(Off to a great start arent I?)
>>706514451
Post the rest of this, bitte
>>706514349
>>706514513
What the fuck.
>>706514418
I used to obsess over my confusion and frustration with my sexuality, but then I got over it. That phase is gone.
Also yes, that guy was way too formal and it rather scares me.
>>706514312
i don't want to solve a problem
>>706514605
what's good spoon
>>706514627
you seriously need to get laid though
believe me
>>706513370
No, you're girl.
>>706514349
i'm so sorry friend
>>706514605
that's all there is
>>706514619
Fucking kill me now.
>>706514730
I might get an A for my essay about the Furry Subculture.
What's new about you, Mr. Verne?
>>706514798
how are you tonight?
>>706514887
did you actually write a paper about furries?
that's probably only topped by the time I wrote a paper about krautchan
got an A on that jawn too
>>706514730
So I just suck a dick and problems are all solved? Whoopee, sign me up.
Pardon me if I don't believe so readily.
>>706514650
But overweight people are disgusting in real life. You will never be like the things in the images you post. Don't you want to be less disgusting?
>>706514798
You should be.
>>706514349
>
welcome newfriend I'm glad you found us too
I'm snuffles
>>706514857
Try again in a week and pretend it never happened.
>>706514786
It's a meme.
>>706514977
probably you have to get your dick sucked actually
receiving the orgasm is a big part of the thing dude
but really yes it's a psychological hoozawhatsit
I'm REALLY drunk
>>706514856
You disappointed me once sir, do not disappoint me twice in a row.
>>706514970
No, but I was going to at first because of how easy it would be. I wrote about Apple fans instead.
Krautchan?
>>706515097
No, you're meme.
>>706515115
>>706514977
subby is just a horny dog, dont listen to him
all you will heal is his gargles as he choke-
aaaanyway yeah
>>706515115
Well, not happening anytime soon.
Also, I wonder when in my life I'll get truly drunk.
I know it must happen sometime.
>>706515269
His prescription matches his illness, surely.
>drinking
>2016
Why even do this.
>>706515220
I am not and you know it.
>>706515155
it says gif, but that's just for compression
>>706514944
as expected. ready for winter. and you?
>>706514987
i'm always.. so sorry.. friend
>>706515390
give him a dick a week and im sure he could be happy forever
knot to hard to please, is he
>>706514977
but... they are much fatter than me
>>706515155
oh there's this great video of a french guy walking into an apple store and just smashing shit casually
it's amazing
krautchan is a german imageboard I hang out on it's /int/ a lot
>>706515269
woof woof
>>706515457
because sobriety is misery
>>706515390
define truly drunk
I haven't been throwing up drunk since like my birthday
>>706515483
>>706515483
>gif, but that's just for compression
>>>/out/
>>706515613
Post belly for proof
>>706515639
Oh god that sounds awful
>>706515493
Bored, playing wow.
Fixed some guys Pokemon games today.
>>706515496
Somethingsomething adDICKtion somethingsomething.
But that's where you're wrong. He can't live on dick alone. He needs Melee and conversation.
>>706515613
They still look better than you, and I can say that without a scruple.
>>706515639
I drink slowly and never more than like five drinks across a night. I mean more like downing a few consecutive shots and continuing to drink steadily and such.
>>706515884
both of those things take a back seat to his crippling adicktion though, its truly a shame
at least he is half decent at smash
>>706515725
what the apple store thing or the german imageboard
>>706515884
oh yeah you drink semi responsibly
I do too but I'm lightweight af and still get dizzy after two beers so I'm basically bodied
>>706516028
>both of those things take a back seat to his crippling adicktion though, its truly a shame
this is not true
I run my mouth and play melee WAY more than I suck dick
>>706515968
YipperSkipperDipper
>>706515739
what was the issue?
>>706516094
whatsup
>>706516086
The german imageboard.
I literally thought you were talking about that nazi german cat boy when you said krautchan
>>706516212
Some one tried to solder batteries into it with pipe solder and that's a big no no.
>>706516086
but you WISH it was the opposite
or something
>>706516028
It'd be really embarrassing if he wasn't good at all, what with all the time he spends.
>>706516086
I've either never really gotten that drunk or I'm just good at keeping my shit together, based on my experiences.
I probably drink too responsibly. I actually feel a bit lame in comparison to other college students at times, what with the fact that I'll sometimes just sip on a single shot after a long day. I need to start drinking bottles of vodka like the other kids.
>>706516293
yo
>>706516351
jeeeEEez that'll wreck a card
>>706513278
Who is this character? Or is just a random Raccoon?
>>706516537
You're telling me
and the guy ripped off a contact.
No saving that.
>>706516346
>nazi german cat boy
I need to know more
>>706516355
honestly I wouldn't trade melee for dick
I really, really, really like melee
>>706516376
you're actually pretty lame dude you're all responsible and shit too
>It'd be really embarrassing if he wasn't good at all, what with all the time he spends.
I'm still pretty fucking terrible considering but there's def. niggas worse than me that play as much
I've plateaued a little
>>706516376
Honestly he probably could be better, I bet I could beat both of you 2v1
>>706516694
Wow I'm surprised you don't know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq7XVil6LvE
>>706516694
Don't worry. This new irresponsible eating streak is really doing a number on me. Soon I'll let myself go.
Reach new heights.
>>706516787
Probably. You'd be so unpredictable. All bad players are.
>>706516694
damn son, im actually a little impressed
>>706516936
exactly, just gotta play like, ganondorf :^)
>>706516646
how did you end up fixing them
>>706517052
Just had to clean the pads and apply new solder.
>>706516936
Drinking problem is better than being fat, just remember that.
>>706516845
Oh yeah I've seen that cat before.
>>706516965
You honestly don't understand how much I love melee.
>>706517047
yeah no don't do that
I eat ganon alive
>>706517079
mew
>>706517353
kitty
>>706517047
Neither of us are bad enough that neutral-B (Warlock Punch) will ever land.
>>706517284
Do you think I'd ever get fat?
As much as I can now see that it's certainly possible after pushing my limits, I'd still say no.
>>706517283
i'm surprised it was not destroyed
>>706517284
fine, falcon it is
just a faster ganondorf
>>706517435
Thats why I get you drunk first
cus I could out drink both of you maybe
>>706517435
yes, actually. You've gained a lot of weight recently and your metabolism isn't gonna get any faster. If you continue your present habits I could definitely see you getting fat.
>>706517519
actually if you got me drunk first I'd 100% lose
I'm really terrible when I'm drunk
>>706517418
soup duderoo
>>706517590
feelin sick. how bout you?
>>706517776
feeling sick too
>>706517519
Sadly, I am always in control of how much I drink.
And probably.
>>706517579
The reason I say no isn't that I believe it's in any way physically impossible, but because of mental limits. If I see myself go much farther, I won't be able to mentally handle it. I'd either correct it or kill myself or something of the sort.
>>706517857
it's hilariously easy to maintain self-destructive routines, caitlyn. You are a creature of habit. And suicide is hard too.
You and I, we should make a pact of some sort.
>>706517819
my whole throat and sinus' just feel all dry and terrible. what about you?
>>706517776
Welcome to the sick club! Let's all trade viruses
>>706518088
Very true based on current experience. When someone's pushed far enough, I think it gets easier though.
And I can't say I understand what you mean by that sort of thing. Elaborate.
>>706518197
how do you suggest we go about it?
>>706517579
operation drunken smashing is in effect
>>706517857
I will peer pressure you into it, obviously
>>706518356
We stare at each other awkwardly, waiting till we both have sneezed on one another at least 4 times each
>>706518089
oh that sounds gross :c
im dizzy and my arm feels tingly and my stomach feels like its spinning
>>706518497
I'm sure theres better ways to spread sickness than that
>>706518552
that sounds pretty terrible. did you take anything for it?
>>706518350
It actually gets harder to break habits as time goes on. Your mind, in its infinite flexibility, justifies the habit further, rationalizes it, becomes comfortable with the consequences.
We should hold each other to a better standard. I've been terrible lately too. These things are more successful when mutually reinforced.
>>706518493
I definitely lost to some kid in my dorm on my birthday because I was half passed out. That was way more embarrassing than waking up in my roommate's pajamas.
>>706518653
i have not. i dont know what i could take
i think its canceraids
>>706517470
I am too honestly. I never have seen such a fuck up
>>706518493
I've gone quite some distance in life without being impacted by peer pressure to drink. Doubt you'd be very effective.
>>706518693
Not unbreakable. Just hard.
Wouldn't work. There's no enforcing such a thing.
>>706518783
uh oh, not canceraids!
>>706518693
>That was way more embarrassing than waking up in my roommate's
If that's not as embarrassing to you, then how would you feel if I actually took the time to get good in Brawl and beat you?
>>706518693
was he also wearing them at the time?
>>706518856
Yeah, ive never actually been peer pressured
never understood all the school stuff about standing up to peer pressure
>>706518653
And I thought my plan was foolproof
>>706518924
i jsut talked to the doc. he says its terminal
I got peer pressured into smoking a joint once
ok several times
I've NEVER enjoyed it.
>>706518856
Sure, I'm just saying earlier is better.
That's a defeatist attitude. Enforcement isn't necessary. Levels of commitment can be accomplished just by mutual, verbal agreement. Writing down your commitment makes you far more likely to follow through on it, for example. These are cognitive tricks you can use to pursue your goals.
>>706518939
>brawl
wouldn't care one iota.
>>706518994
no, tragically.
>>706519015
kissing is a much faster way to spread sickness
>>706519027
how much time do you have left?
what was your problem
>>706519127
Sorry, meant Melee.
My mind tends to remember the more popular one.
>>706519127
really?
first time I smoked was with my pot head friends senior year
they were smoking out of a bong and I watched them and was like "I can do this"
the look they gave me when I took a huge hit was hilarious, just jaws dropped to the floor
>>706519127
at least he was nice enough to lend you his
>>706519180
when i go to sleep i will expire
i like the flip flops
>>706519180
Nice try dood
>>706519277
well then just never go to sleep, and you won't die of canceraids
>>706519264
well that doesn't make any sense melee is substantially more popular than brawl is to this day
>>706519272
yeah dude everyone kept telling me that I just fucked it up the first time and I'd like it if I did it right
it just didn't take at all
and I mean I'm pretty sure I threw up all over myself and all my shit. I had no underwear on either. I didn't ask many questions.
>>706518994
Oh, it's definitely a thing. I can imagine it, but I've hardly been exposed to it but probably one time when my friends were camping out by an observatory drinking near the end of our high school time. I just had friends who weren't big partying people. Band kids aren't too bad.
>>706519127
I understand. I know the way back to where I want to be, but I can't for the life of me turn around.
Writing does help, yes. There are cognitive tricks, yes. But I don't believe there's anything of the sort that you're suggesting that could actually help, is all. Maybe I'm just stubborn.
>>706519374
i was actually just about to go to bed....
>>706519357
I don't know what you're talking about
>>706519468
well if the sleep doesn't kill you then I hope you feel better in the morning
>>706519402
You are actually being stubborn, yes. Having a compatriot who's pushing you to fulfill your commitments is extremely valuable. The most I ever worked out in my life was when my ex and I would text every day about what we'd done that day and we began to use that as a way to hold each other to higher standards. It's way more effective than you think.
>>706519391
My 3rd choice for my subculture essay was going to be Melee players, since they are more "sub" than Sm4sh players.
>>706519391
that is... probably for the best, honestly
>>706519402
My friends were huge potheads, asked once and that was that
Band kids seem to get crazier as they get older
>>706519525
gracias chico~
i hope you get over this ick you have really quick.
>>706519594
I mean that's strictly true. Lots of smash 4 players are just casuals who play the most recent smash game.
Melee is full of dedicated-ass nutbags like me who carry around old-ass tvs because we're autistic. I literally keep my setup in my backpack at all times now.
>>706519611
oh for sure
alcohol makes you forget lots of things (actually, to be precise being black out drunk makes it so you don't even store memories to begin with) but I like to imagine I got hella laid that night
>>706519584
And I know it is. The reason things have gotten so bad now is because nobody can see me here. I can even avoid my roommate for the most part if I want because we have separate rooms. I have money and a car and can do whatever I wish.
I could never allow my family to see me deteriorate like this. I'd say friends too, but I don't have many of those. I'll please you and tell you you're right, but still maintain my previous feelings.
>>706519725
I dont drink to black out drunk, I drink to a certain level then try to stay there the rest of the night
Never been black out drunk yet
>>706519725
>I literally keep my setup in my backpack at all times now.
Like your console and controllers? That must be heavy
>>706519525
Riight... (insert lenny face here)
none of you actually knows what an orgasm feels like. you're afraid of sex, afraid to go into it like an adult with all your honest thoughts, talk through it and work through it. you just blow past it all like a baby
>>706519842
Well yeah although I just carry one controller since everyone else brings their own obviously.
>>706519876
>none of you actually knows what an orgasm feels like
yeah no I'm pretty fluent in orgasm tbh
>>706519827
Yeah well this is one of the few instances where telling me I'm right isn't actually what I want. I KNOW I'm right. I actually want to do this because I need to help myself too.
>>706519840
literally only did it that one time
it was worth, I think
>>706520052
I dont think id ever want to be that drunk
>>706520052
Well you're definitely the real deal, I tip my fedora to you sir.
>>706520052
And I can obviously see that I'm some horrible stereotype of some stoic little hero, but I still feel like this is something that I need to fix wholly on my own. It's important to me. I'm sorry.
sigh
>>706520184
I mean I wouldn't RECOMMEND it, but it was an interesting experience.
I guess people say that about all sorts of shit though.
>>706520207
man you don't even know. Last semester I skipped tons of class to play melee, this semester I've gone to tournaments on weekday evenings instead of doing homework, I left a wedding early to retrieve my SD card from a frathouse at upenn (in my defense, the wedding had no alcohol because the groom was a teetotaler so that shit sucked), etc.
>>706520405
I don't think you're stoic so much as you're socially disconnected and kind of afraid of other human beings.
>>706520550
I live off of experiences, I want to go to a furcon just to say ive been, same with that
I just puke before I get drunk enough
strong liver, weak stomach
>>706520541
I, too, wish I were that pretty.
>>706520707
puking fucking sucks dude I wish I could get black out, jesus-christ-I-think-I'm-gonna-die drunk without puking
the point when you sincerely think you're going to die is really very thrilling
>>706520550
Wow subby how do you manage being a dedicated Smash fan, trumpkin, big homo, AND go to college all the same time?
I couldn't miss classes unless I wanted to get dropped.
>>706520899
I've still got a pretty decent gpa
maybe not this semester. I'm kinda screwing the pooch in speech/language development. Oh yeah, that exam's in 9 hours and I've studied for 0 seconds so far, that's reassuring.
also I don't have a lot of gay sex so that doesn't really occupy my time, it's pretty much my lowest priority rn
>>706520550
Maybe I meant tragic. Sometimes words get mixed up.
I just want to stop being so afraid of myself. I know I need to have other people in my life to stay alive, but still. I'm just too self-absorbed at this point. I don't know who I am anymore, and I'm scared because nothing seems to be working.
>>706520841
>the point where you sincerely thing you're gonna die is really very thrilling
yeah ill pass on THAT experience, thanks
>>706520841
Maybe in another life.
>>706521050
tragic, a little bit, you're definitely the alienated millennial archetype that they write panicky news articles about
I swear to odin you need to get laid dude
>>706521109
apparently that doesn't happen to everyone
>>706521145
naw fuck it we're doing it in this life
brb swallowing hormone pills and going to charlotte to freak women out in the bathroom
>>706521145
We all die disappointed
>>706521037
Go study for your Spanish Classes, hombre. But I share your sentiments with this semester,I might actually lose my 4.0 for once.
>>706521268
What I need is really to develop a better understanding of myself. I need to think more. I just go through my days in such a dull state nowadays.
>>706521403
>spanish classes
you what
oh and I super don't have a 4.0 rofl I never have
I average like one b per semester
>>706521417
mental problems are almost always downstream from physical problems. As crazy as it may sound, sexual dissatisfaction is a significant physical problem. It is a variable worth resolving. I can all but guarantee you won't think yourself out of this hole.
>>706521574
I just made an assumption since you said Speech/Language, my bad.
>oh and I super don't have a 4.0 rofl I never have
>all while FT college and 30+ hours a week of PT work
>pls end me sir
>>706521798
I don't know what those acronyms mean.
>>706521574
I sincerely don't understand when you're talking about any of this. I've already come to terms with the nature of my sexuality. As far as I believe, I'm not currently sexually dissatisfied.
Thoughts need to be balanced well with actually doing.
>>706521856
>As far as I believe, I'm not currently sexually dissatisfied.
Nope, that's a rationalization. Your body knows far better than you do. Human intimacy, and in particular sexual intimacy, can't be approximated for best results.
>>706521268
Good luck
>>706521340
Most certainly.
>>706521849
I go to college full time, and work part time 30+ hours.
>>706521961
Pardon me, but you seem to act like you know everything about me quite intimately enough.
So then there's no way for a person to be happy unless they have sex?
I really feel like we're two different people here.
>>706522019
oh yeah that maybe should've been obvious
>>706522263
I don't know too terribly much about you, but that's irrelevant. I know that the human body responds extremely positively to physical intimacy, that there's almost a straight line correlation between sexual activity (for men) and happiness, and I'm making the reasonable guess that you're not a massive assumption to general rules.
also def. went downstairs got another beer and some pretzels and it's like I'm in a tiny bar in my bedroom now this shit is lit
I should REALLY be studying
>>706522448
I'm no special snowflake, but I don't know, man. You should just study.
>>706522588
you are making a mistake
wait dom are you agreeing with me on something
>>706522588
u rite fam
I mean I rite also but u rite
>>706522628
?
>>706522675
You said you were drunk earlier, right?
Are you studying drunk?
Is that really effective?
not currently, but i am neither disagreeing
that's not bad I guess
>>706522739
I'm not studying at all. I'm just drinking. I'll study later™
>>706522781
What the hell? It's so damn late already. When do you have the time?
I never thought I'd be staying up this late.
>>706522885
Oh I'm not going to sleep, I napped basically immediately after my second class was over yesterday so I'll basically be up until after my exam
so yeah I'm technically drinking in the morning.
>>706522917
>>706522917
>>706522917
polite sage
there's nothing here right now but i plan to have this page redirect to the site if it's up 1 day
https://u.teknik.io/62n4L.htm
if you want to bookmark that and visit it the 1st of every month or so
i'm poorfag and it's difficult to allocate the money and resources to do this. but i'm pretty much devoting all my time, effort, and life to this. i've been doing that for a long time now. so, hopefully, it's happening soon. hopefully.
i'd like to have it redirect to the up site soon but i can't predict the future so please be very patient and please believe
thank you
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