any of you ever used honey to jerk your dick off?
shit feels amazing.
>>706412337
Honey is fucking disgusting and I don't want that shit anywhere near my body.
>>706412375
>having never tried buttered toast and honey
anon, youre missing out on some good stuff
>>706412375
Ew honey icky, stick and gross
don't do this
bees will sting dick
>>706412631
I'm not eating bee vomit, kys you degenerate.
>>706412704
if only you knew the healing properties of honey...
you`re the degenarate m8
>>706412337
I prefer it in my butthole tbh, but to each his own
>>706412375
>>706412704
We have a faggot here, and he doesn't like honey.
>>706412795
Dick in butthole? Or honey in butthole? Or both?
>>706412337
No, have you ever tried vaginas? Feels good too idk if same honey level but it's 8/10
>>706413075
>have you ever tried vaginas?
yeah, she was a friend of my sis, although i was terrible fucking her.
>>706412337
Can I catch any infection if I do it?
>>706413306
no since honey is actually antibiotic
>>706412337
bees didnt give their life so you can fap you damm faggot.
>>706413306
nope. but you will get more why boners out of nowhere
i prefer using waste oil!
>>706413478
neither did they give there life for us to eat it
>>706412775
>>706412807
Please die in a hole, honey is evil and disgusting.
Bees should be rid from this Earth and their mass deported to Mars so that it's never reused on this Earth ever again.
>>706412337
Honey causes autism
>>706412878
Honey in dick hole
>>706412337
Wouldn't this be so sticky it would feel the exact same as fapping without anything?
What the fuck? How would your hand even slide at all?
>>706413697
maybe when bee's pollinate mars they'll finally be life on mars
>>706412337
you can't bee serious. buzz off.
I tried maple syrup once before, but it causes too much friction.
>>706413697
You're not even trying at this point
>>706413240
Story?
>>706414039
To do that you'd also need plants...
>>706414148
I'm not fucking kidding, how do you guys tolerate honey?! It's fucking insect vomit, what the fuck?
>>706412337
I've actually fucked a jar of honey. Didn't cum. And put it back in the cabinet to watch my family eat it.
>>706413949
>How would your hand even slide at all?
trust me it'll slide, and it feels so warm around your dick, plus it comes off easily with water, your dick will also feel funny after washing it off, but in a good way, and even get more frequent erections
>>706414397
Tastes like candy. I'd eat human vomit if it looked and tasted like candy.
>>706413697
Do you even understand the consequences of bees going extinct?
>>706414397
Because the insects are worth more than you
>>706414564
Bees are dying at an alarming rate
>>706414564
Literally does not matter, fuck bees and all insects.
i cant tell if this shit is serious. someone give me a serious reply or your parents will die in their sleep tonight
>>706412337
Yeah, and also putting tabasco in my ass gives me a monster wood.
You gotta try this out guys. Start lathering up your cock with honey, then stick a bottle of taasco up your ass. Amazing.
>>706414168
trust it's not that great of a story, i was 14, she was 18, a let her do the work, then i decided to fuck her like in the porn vids i watched, i was really shitty at it.
>>706414397
You know farmers are spraying the grain with poop? How can you even eat bread?
Eggs come from birds buttholes.
I could go on.
>>706414777
>, i was 14, she was 18, a let her do the work
yeah, thats a story
>>706414732
Lost
>>706412337
>>706414724
don't know about honey but i've played with my shit couple of times and it felt great. and i'm not even into that stuff on regular basis.
>>706414915
No, it's not the same thing for me.
>>706414724
Try it and see. If all else fails, maybe your mom will run into your room and lick you clean.
im gonna try this right now
>>706412337
this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
>>706415147
Cry more, are you fucking triggered right now?
Do you get a boner every time you see a bee?
>>706415372
You're gay for eating bee vomit because it's sweet. I would projectile puke if I was forced to eat a spoonful of honey.
>>706412337
I love it, it's like rubbing stem cells on my dick
>>706414417
Absolute madman
>>706415459
>You're gay for eating bee vomit because it's sweet
>because it's sweet
So is sugar and almost a lot of foods have sugar.
>>706415459
> Mfw some stupid nigger on 4chan thinks his opinion is stronger than 8000 years of human history
No thanks I'm sweet enough
>>706415459
>>706415865
i mean, peaches and mangos are sweet, are you saying that everyone who eat peaches and mangos are gay?
>>706414732
i think i'll pass on the hemorrhoids
>>706416121
No, they're willing to eat fucking bee (which are closely related to ants) VOMIT just because it's sweet.
>>706415459
So it's gay for me to eat out your mother because her pussy's sweet?
>>706416375
Too obvious
>>706416782
It's not fucking bait, I swear.
>>706416375
but how is it gay though?
sometimes people vomit in their mouths and they forcefully swallow it back, not because they like it, but they might be somewhere in public, is that gay?
sometimes dogs eat their vomit, even shit at times (mostly when they are young), are dogs gay?
it may be sweet but at least bee vomit is not vomit
>>706416852
That's exactly what a fisherman would say to a fish.
>>706417099
It's gay, gay doesn't mean what you think it means anymore.
>>706417105
Seriously, I have an obsession with eating only specific foods, most based on biological taxonomy. I had a huge carpenter ant problem years ago which triggered me and since bees are closely related to ants, why in fuck would I want to eat their vomit?
>>706417361
wait... what gay are you implying?
happy gay or homo gay?
>>706417361
Bees are about as closely related to ants as bats are to dogs. Also
> triggered
Get off of 4chan then, this isn't a place for the "triggered"
>>706417517
It's fucking gay you nigger. Like the word faggot. It's people you want to smash in the face with a shovel for being such faggots.
>>706417615
bats and dogs are really closely related, moron.
>>706417704
Sure... aside from the wings, the echolocation, being nocturnal, not being domesticated, being primarily herbivores, hollow bones, etc. bats are definitely just like dogs.
>>706414701
if bees die we probably die
>>706417675
how are are faggots gay? smoking fags is gay now?
what does this have to do with honey?
>>706417899
You've never heard of homologous body parts, have you? DNA and time apart is what matters to me, 100 million years apart or less is fucking nothing.
>>706418023
So be it.
>>706418059
If you don't get what I'm saying then I can't help you. You must have nigger DNA or something.
>>706412337
>at least this bait made me kek
Thanks op
>>706418354
what does DNA have to do with the color nigger?
i think you're confusing nigger with niger, i'm not from a part of africa.
>>706418279
So then humans are just like monkeys to you?
>>706415304
post + timestamp for proof
>>706418661
Some monkeys are more related to us than they are to other monkeys, yes.
>>706418644
Nigger-tier bait, kys.
>>706418661
just the brown ones
dunno what the fuck is wrong with this thread
if you put honey on your dick you can fuck a beehive and it feels like a tight pussy
>>706418834
Monkeys eat honey too. More proof that your opinion is retarded.
>>706418886
>Keys
fixed that for you :)
>>706418971
Monkeys eat shit too, who cares.
>>706412337
Never, BUT i often fap using generous amount of Bengay
>FEELS VERY GUD MAN
pretty sure honey is not as good, but still will give a try
>>706419362
Hmm, how should try rubbing some of that on my balls.
>>706419168
No, monkeys throw shit, they eat fruit.
>>706419483
feels good too
just dump a whole tube of bengay in ur hand and then inmediately cover everything, dick and balls with it.
Start kneading it all right away as fast as u can
>>706419753
https://youtu.be/oAQubtm-IPg
K
>>706412375
Haven't you ever put honey on your thighs? It feels amazing
>>706420851
I'm not willingly putting insects on my body, never mind their vomit.
>>706412337
made a dog lick honey of my dick, but fuck if I would cover my entire junk in that sticky filth.
would smear it all over the inside of my mouth-hole anyday doe
>>706414048
Kys
>>706421366
I don't think you understand what honey is.
Just tried it out . It was slightly weird at first but it warmed up with the lil bit of friction and it started to feel really good! Came with the force of a thousand suns. Jumped in the shower washed down real quick and was good to go. Thanks op
>>706422831
Bee vomit.
>>706423346
Nope. It's not regurgitated partially-digested food from a bee's stomach. Guess again.
>>706423059
you're welcome
>>706423512
I know what they fuck it is, it uses enzymes from the fucking bee to change the nectar into honey, then it vomits it up and fans it with its disgusting wings and stores it in its disgusting hive that's made of another kind of vomit.
There I did it.
It felt fucking great, but it does leave you a sticky mess.
Now keep arguing about honey.
>>706424608
take a shower, it'll wash off easily
>>706424891
Literally just got out of it
Came off as easily as I dide
I actually did this once and don't recommend unless you want to swab what feels like 1000 burning Sun's out of your urethra with a cotton swab lol
>>706417361
You're either an excellent baiter or you have some massive issues regarding both food and intelligence. In either case, I tip my fedora for you.
>>706425618
>intelligence
What did he mean by this?
>>706425512
sounds like you jerk off with hand soap
>>706425977
>What did he mean by this?
Point proven.
>>706425977
He means you're fucking retarded.
>>706425977
>>706426168
Essentially this, yes. But hey, someone has to be in this strange world.
If I put a condom on and then stick my dick in a jar of honey will I get somewhat of the same pleasure?
>>706414397
And alcohol is rotten fruit juice
And milk is a cows body fluids from digested grass
And fertilizer is shit
And cheese is spoiled milk
>>706426297
I don't think so, you gotta put it actually on to get the feeling.
I'm >>706424608
>>706426358
Interestingly, I eat none of that either.
>>706426168
>>706426283
>>706426100
Superior IQ here, faggots.
>>706426297
No. Are you actually scared to put honey on your beef thermometer? Seriously, the stuff is antibacterial, perfectly safe and softens with heat. Hell, let's also mention the fact that it's a kickass acne remedy.
>>706426491
I just don't want honey in my dick hole
>>706426461
You sure are proving your points well, what with all the "triggered", "vomit", "fucking" and so forth. All telltale signs of a superior IQ.
>>706426654
Then don't pour honey in your urethra then. Fact of it all is this: If you can safely eat it, then it's probably okay to put on your dick. Again, honey is antibacterial, doesn't possess any dangerous materials (as long as it's pure, that is) and should just work as a good lubricant. I mean, people have been slathering honey on their cocks and pussies for generations.
>>706426654
there's nothing to worry about, it's like you have gaping dickhole or whatever
>>706412631
this
>>706426688
Yes, words have meanings. That makes me stupid. Okay. Enjoy your bee vomit, sorry that I vomit if I find out I've eaten honey, that's just how my brain works.
the best lube is olive oil or vegetable oil. i bought some astroglide once and it was not slippery at all.
>>706426942
>>706426891
Just wanted to make sure I won't be feeling a burn while I jerk off because that shit turns me off then I'll be left with a limb dick glazed in honey
I've used yogurt. Is that okay?
>>706427170
i prefer using the fruit in the bottom yogurt
>>706427056
You're right, words do have meaning. And with the way you're using them, they certainly do make you stupid. Consistently calling it "bee vomit" doesn't make you look better either, you're just showing the world that you can't handle your own disability. I've got nothing against you not liking honey, I just have something against retarded people blowing their chromaload all over a thread.
>>706414417
Top kek
>>706427429
It's bee vomit, moron. You're disabled, fagglord. Kill yourself.
>>706427170
did the bacteria feel good? did you feel cultured?
>>706427429
When food goes down something's esophagus and comes back up, that's close enough to vomiting.
>>706427610
It just felt amazing.
>>706427574
Ah, there we are. The absolute proof of anon being a cuck. I'm sorry for you disability and I'm sorry for your retardation. I hope you grow up to be at least an adult with at least 40% working capacity.
>>706427761
KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>706427705
What does that have to do with anything? Does calling eggs for Failed Ass Period make me look cool and edgy? Does it prove my point that people who eat eggs are disgusting? No, it's just counterproductive.
>>706427861
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE yourself, faggot.
>>706418886
>>706418354
ur severly outraped here nigglet
>>706427970
kys, nigger
>>706427913
kys, nigger grow up >>706428013
kys nigger
>>706427913
Because it doesn't matter what happens when it's inside the bee, the only thing that matters is that it's fucking disgusting when it comes back out.
>>706427970
That wasn't me lol
>>706428013
outraped?
>>706428376
ya kno.. outrapizzled bro
>>706412337
Have you ever put butter on a Pop-tart? Its so friggin good.
>>706418302
get out of the fucking basement fag
>>706428881
Shut up nigger, eat a dick.
>>706427056
Autism: It's Not Just for Grown-Ups Any More!
OH GOD WHY IT DOESNT COME OFF
HELP ME OP
>>706428479
I haven't put butter on a pop tart. I think I should.
>>706429531
I'm an adult.
>>706429655
Warm water and some regular dick soap. Christ.
>>706430066
I have severe doubts about that.
>>706430066
Look, I found your baby picture!
>>706430118
So first I'm retarded, and now I'm a child? It looks like you're using any excuse to ridicule me for calling out honey for what it is. I'm 19 and IQ = 123, thank you very much.
>>706430464
Truth be told, it's just fun looking at you spewing your nonsense thinking you're smart. I mean, I've seen stupidity for years on b, but this is just downright idiotic. And to think you even have the intelligence to still argue, thus proving my case even further, is just golden. Thank you, Anon, for the laughs.
>>706430878
I just proved I'm smaht, you not.
Thank you for taking the bait, buddy, was fun.
>>706431266
Sure, you did indeed. I'll consider this one a loss. I wish you many days with honeyglazed apples.
>>706431600
I still hate honey though.
>>706431670
Oh, foiled by your superior intellect again! Oh, how can I compete?
>>706412337
I usually use pussy now that's amazing
>>706429521
looky here, we have a le edgy gaycunt here
>>706433333
checked
>>706433333
Definitely witnessed, your Holiness.
>>706412337
Instructions not clear, dick on fire plz halp
>>706412375
>Honey is fucking disgusting
It's basically bee poop...
![YellowKid[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NnROFnd.jpg "YellowKid[1].jpg")
>>706430447
Hey! It's the "Yellow Kid" from those old comic strips from a 100 years ago!
>>706435046
Wrong. Stop trying to talk about things you dont know. Basically, bee spit.
