butts n stuff
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butts n stuff
Coffee smells bad and tastes gross
>>706388677
not bad I guess, I just like the bitterness of most coffees
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylyqoxh-cXk
because i like coffee
coffee smells great and tastes great
Appointment is in 6 hours, not sure if I should go to bed or not
coffee is the best stuff
it smells great but doesnt taste that great
>>706389031
go to bed
I dont know how I linked lelric
I like coffee for the caffeine. Otherwise I drink herbal teas.
>>706389031
go to bed
>>706389041
tastes exactly like dirt, which is what i love
Smells like burn and tastes like bad
>>706389041
IIRC saliva gets rid of a bunch of the flavor for some reason, otherwise it would taste like it smells
>>706389054
My attention gets worse when I'm sleepy, might help my case a bit. Legitimately need the medication though, it's fucking with me at my job. Multiple times where I've just spaced out and not heard what someone's been saying. Kind of bad for a tech support job.
>>706389127
coffee is basically a tea, as both drinks are plant material in hot water
Kinda like coffee now but I need to be awake at 9.
hah gay!
>>706389160
you take that back
>>706389250
no u
>>706389223
I prefer to think of coffee as a soup. Since it is made from a bean. It is bean soup.
Sup everyone. How are you all doing?
coffee is a true american hero
>>706389226
just drink it when you wake up
>>706389223
I need to get back into drinking herbal teas.
>>706389303
pretty good. how're you?
>>706389103
Pssst you should go to bed.
>>706389305
I am so lazy, I will not feel like immediately brewing coffee right as I wake.
>>706389208
i could smell it all day too
ohh. good point about the lack of sleep
>>706389289
i will always think of it as soup now
>>706389303
im ok i guess
sup? how are you?
>>706389350
Also doing pretty good, just a little sleepy since it's nighttime. Got midterms coming up, but feeling alright.
>>706389412
I love the smell of a coffee/donut house
>>706389275
Make me.
>>706389303
Who are you.
>>706389412
You are a good boy, wem. Think of me whenever you have your daily bean soup.
>>706389289
in the same way tea is a leaf soup
>>706389334
why? just drink hot water if that is your take on it.
>>706389412
how's your tea doing?
>>706389442
so do I, what do you have coming up?
>>706389502
I'll pour coffee on you when you least expect it
>>706389466
i love doughnuts too. dang i want one....
>>706389531
i will~
>>706389596
its pretty. wish i had a cookie
>>706389593
I like leaf soup.
>>706389593
I'd still drink coffee, just want to make certain herbal teas for relaxing sometimes
>>706389596
You're going to burn me? That's just...
>>706389596
Got physics, calc, and reconstructive history coming up. How about for yours?
>>706389752
lightly flavored hot water soup
just like coffee, which i adore
>>706389760
i have some chamomile teas
>>706389356
come to bed with me and I might~
Why is Zac still alive? It's very troubling.
>>706389801
I'll have to make the coffee then bring it, so it'll be lukewarm at best
>>706389814
two different psych midterms then algebra and calculus at the end of the month
too kawaii to live, too sugoi to die
>>706389889
The key to staying thin is to drink lots of hot water soup.
I am just the most amazing thing to happen to this shithole, duh
Gonna lay down and watch some stuff, might go to bed
>>706389899
This wasn't a part of the agreement.
>>706389949
That's still not cool.
>>706390106
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>706390120
whatcha watching?
>>706390099
avoid bread, drink water, do mild cardio
>>706390207
Tosh.0, probably gonna switch to something else
>>706390141
I dont remember signing any contracts...
>>706390155
th..thanks
>>706390253
I eat a lot of bread. Wont lie, kinda gotten fatter.
>>706390385
bread is so good
>>706390486
yeah
>>706390486
Indeed
>>706390385
>>706390486
toast is supreme
>>706390385
fattyyyyyyyyy
>>706390486
most bread is bad for you
>>706390559
Toast for a sandwich is great
>>706390564
I dont care.
my coffee is GOOD
your coffee is the only good thing about you Dom
>>706390541
what is your favorite bread thing?>>706390556
>>706390559
toast sucks cock
>>706390655
i dont care.
casuals
>>706390729
Coffee in general is good
>>706390773
Bread bowls with soup
rude
>>706390773
that's fine, neither do i
>>706390688
Good. I was only kidding anyway.
I do it because I am insecure about myself.
>>706390832
my god yes that sounds amazing
>>706390839
i mostly watch what i eat and i exercise so im not too worried about the bread making me fat
>>706390773
I like croissants, pretzel buns, grain bread for dipping/peanut butter/sandwiches are good too.
>>706390980
Made myself hungry now
>>706390885
I dont care since I have no one to impress. So whatever.
>>706390773
knot as much cock as you you COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!
>>706391002
>>706391076
I want to hug you from behind and tickle your sides
it's okay
>>706390980
watch what i eat as i'm eating it, lookin good
>>706391002
pretzels are my favorite nut i cant ever find a good pretzel bread around here
>>706391061
oh man me too.
>>706391100
thats probably true. i am a filthy cock whore who loves cock in my face
>>706391230
I wonder what their butts smell like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGtEH1i78sI
I love this new album
>>706391405
me too thanks~
>>706391405
Aren't we all?
>>706391456
wew~
>>706391513
i dont know about some people
>>706391152
You never will
>>706391405
Thats a shame.
>>706391555
Well I definitely know I love cocks in my face
>>706391634
a real damn shame.
>>706391665
oh i though we were talking about being hungry...
who doesn't like dicks in their face
>>706391729
Well I'm hungry, but I'm cock-hungry too
>>706391785
now that i think about that sounds good too
Gonna get to bed before it gets too late, get at least some rest in before the appointment
>>706391928
nite nite
How has everyone been?
I cant wait till im 21 so I can be an alcoholic
>>706391928
sleep tight~
>>706392398
hhhhhhhhorrible
>>706392398
Tired and not feeling well.
>>706392398
pretty good. been looking at penises all night. you?
>>706392413
why wait?
you are weakly aged?
>>706392398
Feelin kinda terrible.
>>706392413
youre already one
>>706392480
I am to lazy to find the connections for alcohol.
>>706392488
only 20, rip
>>706392413
I hate alcohol.
>>706392437
That sucks, why?
>>706392454
Sleep helps everything.
>>706392480
Finished work, just reading some studies.
>>706392398
procrastinating masturbating, thread folk have been too entertaining tonight
>>706392804
studies on what?
>>706392773
i did not know you are so nubile
>>706392804
i am hungry
please never use that word again
>>706392804
Sucks to suck I guess
>>706392964
please, you are only like, 23
tfw Michaelcthulhu finally got back to me regarding a price quote for commissioning a Dragonslayer, but also said he wouldn't be able to make another for a long time since his patreon gig requires him to make a different sword each month.
FUCKING FUCK.
>>706393146
i am marginally older than that
>>706392954
Benzodiazepine abuse.
Specifically Alprazolam, slow and boring.
Not old enough.
that's the nicest implication anyone's ever directed toward me
>>706393217
really? how much so? like, 38?
>>706393383
i said marginally you dense turd
He knows not the meaning of that word.
>>706393414
oooh, so uuuh
28?
it is as shocking as something that is not shocking could be.
>>706393496
universally close.
>tfw age
>>706393577
27!
tastes good, as a
>>706393696
infinitesimally closer
>>706393755
god I hate you dom
knot talking to you!!!!
>Getting older
>Less and less handsome guys will like you.
>>706393870
continue talking to me
not helping.
>>706393870
Be nice to dominic, or I won't be your pocket mercy anymore
the face when spoonie defends you
He never defends me.
It's just a part of my job, sir
>>706393946
hey nibbers
>>706394190
You um..........
Play a really good Rekt-Sai! So there!
>>706393946
you gotta like yourself first...
>>706393964
o..okay sorry
>>706394009
will you be my pocket pus- mercy?
That is praise, faint one at that, not an aegis.
>>706394214
how r you
I'm gonna head to bed. night faggos
>>706394328
I guess you don't want to get POTG as bastion anymore, do you?
>>706394374
It's not fake, I did believe that when you played her with me you made it seem as she was broken as hell.
I don't know how you want me to praise your aegis item skill/mastery?
>>706394328
I am alright, other people just dont like me.
>>706394500
Upset. The guy I want to commission a Dragonslayer from can't do it, because his patreon gig makes it so that he has to make a new creation each month and he's already made a Dragonslayer in the past. So I'm gonna have to wait who knows how long before I can commish one. How're you?
i will defend you, your stalwart beacon of light
>>706394328
pets the good doggo
>>706394581
>>706394551
And why do you think that is? I mean your looks arent bad at least
>>706394616
wan wan
AM is a bad doggo
your knight.. of carim
>>706394667
now put on this collar
>>706394667
>not posting the full image
>>706394714
I lost it, so thanks
>>706394707
>
>>706394581
Being snubbed by people on online dating. There is no one in this state that likes me.
Maybe gays just dont like guys with long hair.
>>706394667
You dont know what I look like.
>>706394818
really?
im like 99% sure ive seen a picture of you
maybe I was just drunk
You have my utmost gratitude, my samurai.
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly.
japanese damascus steel, folded over 10,000 times, ame no murakumo no tsurugi, etc
>>706394818
Well, you are in Wisconsin. That might have something to do with it.
>>706394812
yw
>>706394886
I posted a pic of my belly here for wem once.
I actually used that one for grindr/hornet and soon as people asked for face they blocked me.
>>706395065
Never getting laid.
as soon as they even asked they regretted their inquiry, and blocked him
>>706395078
I just cant find 99% of the people on grindr attractive, and the one that I do personality is usually shit, so I dont use it
>>706395065
now die or somethin
H-Hasagi?
i would be very upset if am cheated on me
Now deliver the punchline.
>>706395156
Pretty much.
>>706395235
There were a few, Id usually get no response or blocked. 50 year old men would make attempts though, no thanks.
>>706395456
Right? I got rid of it forever ago because thats all it was, really
rather be alone
mi o sutete mo, myori wa sutezu
>>706395456
Grindr is generally just a bad place to meet people.
>>706395529
stop ignoring me you nasty fuck
>>706395529
Same, fuck it.
>>706395587
How else am I supposed to meet people?
omfg
>>706395647
I would never cheat on you
mostly because I would never date you
just practice autofellatio I guess
>>706395710
less of that
more of this
>>706395728
>>706395676
Well...I have no idea honestly. I met mine randomly via irc, so I don't actually know how to "meet" people.
>>706391215
Moar like this?
sono kawairashii kotoba ureshiku natte
>>706396119
good cap
>>706396104
My options are pretty much, "Just dont" at this point.
