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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
dick is love
You're a dick, but if we did fuck I would try to accommodate you however I could.
>>706295358
fucking cool gif my man, make a game
What kind of animal should i get as my first pet? Wouldn't really be the first but it would be the first i take care of by myself.
Nibi should take that offer if they can.
I see Nibi-"I can't get laid because I really just hate myself but I'm too narcissistic to actually get along with people"-fuck boy is in his usual moronic state today.
>>706295943
dev~
how are you
>>706295615
Cant go wrong with a dog or a cat. Dogs are my pref personally. As long as you aren't a shithead it will always be excited to see you and might give you some purpose in life.
>>706295543
I told you I dont find you attractive. It wouldnt work for me.
>>706296217
Oh well.
Call me Infi because I'm the best Human player there has ever been
Hopefully I'll be dating again soon though so I wouldn't have long to fulfill my offer.
>>706295943
Thanks, u 2.
delicious
bear
dick
>>706296644
those things hit hilariously hard
>>706295472
I enjoy this art style, specifically how it's not all animeified. Got more?
>Dating anyone
>>706296027
Pretty good. Should be coding but I got distracted. What's good with you?
>>706296727
I remember my first time fighting one.
I was so confidant.
But I was like, level 20 and somehow got into the forest.
>>706296757
ROOM TO TALK
>>706296214
I was thinking of going with something smaller as my first, when i do get a dog i want to get an alaskan malamute or some other big sexy dog
>>706295615
Something easy. Cat, dog, fish, bird. Gotta know if you're a solid owner before you get something less common
>>706296860
Dogs aren't easy to own.
>>706296748
I have a few but some weird things going on anatomically, I actually don't have a ton of bear art, unfortunately.
>>706296783
I'd eat him out.
>>706296849
Yeah, they're very tanky, but for the most part very easy predict. I've only played 1, but I haven't finished it yet. I'm at the DLC portion.
>>706296849
I am not dating anyone, though.
>>706297051
DS1 had the best DLC honestly.
>>706297063
Sometimes it is hard to tell.
>>706296860
Maybe a rat? My ultimate goal is to have one big dog and one mink along with a fish pond
>dating
>
>>706296783
Getting distracted isn't that bad so long as you're not distracted for too long. I've just been at home watching Gera Cup and playing Warcraft 3 in between games I want to watch, so I've been pretty bored.
>>706296958
Compared to some other pets, yes they are.
I don't mean they're a pet you can get and then just "have" and let it deal with itself.
>>706297232
Yeah, a rat would work
The idea is you want a pet that will require some maintenance (in terms of feeding, cleaning, attention) without being overboard and without requiring significant immediate investment
Not everyone is the kind of person who should own a pet and that's not necessarily a bad thing. It's better to realize it than to have a neglected one.
odds pizza
evens sammich
>>706297586
git sammich'd
I would also eat out this bear
>>706297738
rip in sammich
>>706297051
>I've only played 1, but I haven't finished it yet. I'm at the DLC portion.
Not the guy you were talking to but if you finish dks1 and want more you can just skip dks2 and play dks3. dks2 was okay but its easily my least favorite souls game out of all of them, including demon's souls and bloodborne.
>>706297586
haha, no pizza for you looser.
>>706297223
Playful flirtations.
>>706297879
Is that what your midnight phone calls are?
>>706297931
Sometimes I need to hear your snoring to sleep better.
>>706298100
That's kind of gay.
Want to call while I play Dark Souls?
>Squash snoring
I bet he sounds like a chainsaw
>>706297873
yeah well jokes on you i'll just have pizza for dinner
HA.
>>706298196
I think I am going back to sleep.
>>706298263
He DOES.
>>706298297
Oh.
>>706298263
I'm told I do.
>>706298272
You should have had a pizza sandwich
2/10 needs more pizza
>>706298297
>>706298386
Being right all the time pleases me
>>706298545
>a pizza sandwich
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
>>706298686
It's called mad science, me boy
wow the cool people are on for once
I do not see them.
We have cool people?
>>706299639
Mmmn.
weirdos
>>706300159
Why is that?
>>706300080
So that's why you go by that name
>>706300504
It is a better reason than the real one.
>>706301026
I'll accept it.
LOOK A ZELDA FOX!
>>706300390
What a weirdo.
>>706301917
You're weirder than I am
I am a bastion of normality.
>>706301917
>>706302119
No one is weirder than me. Don't even try
>>706302119
Yeah you're into some pretty "normal" stuff
>>706302248
I'm a heterosexual married man with children in a gay furry thread with a borderline obsession for an imaginary insect that has lasted about 12 years now.
Cheetos is weirder than me.
You are small time.
>>706302382
Well, in comparison to you at least
if you're heterosexual then why is a lana del rey song in your name
my air conditioner isn't even on
>>706302771
Fiine, I honestly can't compete with that
>>706303186
enjoy dying
>>706302382
Post your butt.
>>706303211
do NOT post your butt
>>706303435
Okay.
>>706302771
I am not.
>>706303037
Because 20-something married men in Australia love Lana.
>>706303216
No one can compete with Cheetos. He is the strongest.
>>706303616
Sure you aren't
>>706303385
Seems like someone is spying on us.
>>706303740
That's creepy. Who would do such a thing??
>>706303717
I swear on my Mum.
>>706303949
I can think of a few people.
>>706303717
I... am the dumbest however, no one can take that from me
>>706304096
I can't. They must not be important.
>>706304264
Savage.
>>706304440
It is so unfair to use Kyle as a representation for the entire system.
>>706303616
Then get a better avatar.
>>706304481
>>706304481
NO! I ragequit
>>706304564
I know, which is why I do it
>>706304684
Get a better razor.
>>706304871
You just gotta work harder
There, there.
>>706304481
man that never stops being funny
>>706304481
Kill yourself.
LOL
>>706304481
Sometimes, being around here long enough to start forgetting things pays off.
>>706305639
calm down your minstrel cycle will be over soon
>>706304959
Why bother, my facial hair comes in so thick, it just ruins the blades quickly.
>>706305639
That was just the best screencap I had to prove Bananarama wrong
>>706305728
Just wait til you have Alzheimers, you can set it to come up when you boot up your PC
>>706305993
I'm just playing. It doesn't bother me so much anymore. I've gotten better at shit so it's not a big deal.
>>706305944
It's not the hair that ruins the blades, it's the moisture and acid from your skin. If you're using a straight razor or safety razor you can clean off the blade when you're done and it will last much longer without dulling
>>706306194
Well thats good to hear
You still yell at me when I threaten to post those, though.
>>706305993
Nah, I hope I make the most of my Alzheimer's- Expose myself in public or some shit while demanding the breakfast menu of a diner at 8:00pm or something like that, just make people have to deal with me at my MOST obnoxious.
>>706306534
Jesus Christ, that file name.
>>706306635
Blame either Luke or Discord.
i've come to post this image
>>706306400
(He's just being tsun)
>>706306442
Make everyone uncomfortable with flagrant racism. Good times.
>>706307247
I do that already though.
>>706306332
Nah, I use an electric.
Dallas give cuddles.
Wow Darwin is a perv
>>706295358
Did you make this gif?
>>706307874
In front of all these people...?
>>706307518
Living the dream
>>706307703
Ew
>>706308130
You know it.
It is not perverted if it involves dessert.
Weren't you like one of the ponyfags nobody liked?
>>706308130
We couldn't keep straight razors around the house growing up, so never learned how to shave with one.
>>706309171
>how
Very carefully.
>>706308695
Sure
