Waifu claiming thread.
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>>706264487
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I would let kyoubot stab me to death.
And the winner by a long shot of biggest waifu bait: Rem.
I wonder how long into the next season these Rem-claimers will switch.
>Hamakaze claimed
I finished guilty crown last night and the ending made me a little depressed. Tell me /waifu/, why do sad endings take a toll on my health?
>>706285795
>blog
>>706285060
>FTO
No popups, but damn I'll say it's a sexy looking car regardless. Shame they're FF.
>>706285405
Seriously man, why actual women? That's no good!
>>706285596
I should call you a cat for that.
>>706285912
Thanks for the like. Don't forget to retweet, share, upvote, and fuck off faggot.
>>706285778
Would you?
>>706285910
Because you're an fag and an pussy
>>706285973
Yeah probably. It does make me glad I'm able to feel
i fucking suck at shooping
i had to do this, tsm hype
>>706286425
ceiling
>>706285637
beeop
>>706285596
>nice gif
>>706285973
Apex image
Okay, bedtime. Spread word about Diplomacy. goodnight.
>>706284494(Imouto)
I shall call you imouto. Is there anything specific causing you to think that way?
>>706284541(Suika)
I'm dying here. That's a nice gif though
>>706285118(Shiki)
I haven't watched them all yet. I been working at it though. How many are there?
> You hear a rumble in the distance. A vortex is ripped open in the sky a beast steps into the light
ULTRA GIGA MEGA MOKA 5000.
>HIt points 5,000,000/5,000,000
>only quads insta kill
>trips 1million damage
>dubs 100,000 damage
>She enrages at post 140
Are you a bad enough dude to save waifu?
>>706286646
I could take it or leave it.
Well, I'm off to the range.See you guys later
>>706285964
Noooo please
>>706285910
You're not supposed to get sad at Guilty Crown, you're supposed to laugh.
>>706286550
5 properly released, then there's she and her cat and Kimi no na wa.
>>706286550
No there is no reason to think this way. I don't mind too much, and I'll be happy for everyone else.
That name works, お兄ちゃん！
>>706286752
Top-tier booper edit
>u no hu
>>706286646
Rollerblades
>>706286919
Nope. Ending was sad, I enjoyed the entire thing and then it hit me like an airplane hitting a tower.
Claimed
>>706286638
HI!
>>706286710
potato bby
>>706286646
DIE
>>706286919
I'll have to watch those with my friend. Sounds like fun
>>706287074
Ah, you think the same way I do it seems. I suppose I can't really say too much then
>>706287233
Hello friend!
>>706286646
PHREAK HERE TO SAVE WAIFU
>>706285973
>fag and a pussy
He says as he bitches to other people on here how he's 'depressed' or melancholic. I don't even remember which one you said it was.
>>706286646
dont worry
i got this
Guten morgen.
>>706287599
BAKANA HE BEAT ME FREAK
>>706286646
ONCE MORE
>>706286646
Well, we're fucked.
>>706286646
You guys suck at numbers.
>>706287780
I only roll for lewds. These stupid games ended when Giga Nigga and the Taxmaster were both banished.
>>706286646
DOING IT
>>706287687
LETS GO
>>706286646
WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WE CAN WIN
>>706287901
WE GOT THIS
>>706286646
TAKE THE FURY OF THE BELLY HAIR
>>706288066
HE DOESNT KNOW WHATS GONNA HIT HIM
>>706286133
Its good to feel yeah
>>706287322
>Literal autist
It was melancholic, a feeling of sadness for no real reason.It is a legitimate feeling that occurs in people and I feel the need to express my feelings.Besides I was kidding around when I called hi a fag and a pussy, obviously.
QotT: If you've ever had a dream of your waifu, what was one thing you can remember about said dream?
Younger me had the power to swap bodies, and I somehow swapped bodies with Laura. Oddly enough, we already knew each other, and by the end of the dream, we had both fallen ill.
claimed
>>706289524
Yes but i can't be bothered tot ype it
>>706289524
Shaq came in and lifter her over his head and we all laughed and drink milk.
Shaw then dunked his way out of the universe, leaving us to fall through space. Then I woke up.
>>706289524
If waifu tier anime girls that aren't you're waifu count then I vaguely remember a dream with Homura in it.
>>706290065
He did say "your waifu" in the prompt. What do you think you are doing dreaming about other girls? You will break you're waifu's kokoro.
>>706290185
I don't have a waifu. That's why I thought it would count.
>>706290185
Also it wasn't about her, it just had her show up, the dream wasn't memorable.
>>706287247
Hi Shino. How're you?
>>706289524
Sadly haven't had a dream with sachi in it
>>706287247
shino bunni
Fags, all of you
>>706291319
same
>>706291003
How ya dern?
6 and 0 right away motherfuckers, Titans suck dick
>>706289524
Only thing I remember from my last dream with Illya was that there was lots of snow, the kind that crunches when you step on it.
>>706291665
>TFW will never experience snow
Snow sounds like magic to me
>>706290287
Get a waifu then
>>706291845
Snow is overrated
>>706291934
It is fun as a child, annoying as an adult.
Reminder that Diplomacy needs more people
Playdiplomacy(.com)
Game number 121388
Password: /b/waifu
>>706291934
No, beaches are overrated.
>>706292251
They're both overrated.
>>706291441
Im alright, doing some grinding in Terraria, preparing for the next boss.
What about you?
>>706291845
Snow is annoying if you have places to be or things or to do, but if you don't a good snow is amazing!
>>706292251
I would join but i don't know what it is
>>706292428
Finishing up Re:Zero.
Which boss? I didn't get far in Terraria, I think I defeated the Devourer of Worlds or whatever the huge snake thing is. Also the giant floating eyeball.
14 and 0 niggers
>>706292474
I may have to spend the winter with my brother in Michigan just to see what snow is like
>>706292489
Neither do I
>>706292600
>huge snake
;^)
>>706289524
I would really like if I actually dreamed frequently. I think I'm going to practice lucid dreaming so I can be with Shiro.
S class
>>706292953
You should definitely experience snow at least once. It's not to everyone's liking but personally I couldn't imagine a life without snow!
>>706285973
>>706286859
VAGINAL ODOR
>>>/qa/706294
I think I know why the max image size was reduced
>>706292600
I still haven't touched that. Or anything really.
Those are the first 2 bosses. There are 15 bosses total.
Plantera, a giant pink flower of death and suffering.
And nevermind, plant is kill now.
>>706294034
>I think
>He says it right there
>>706294042
15 bosses? Fuck man. And I only defeated the first two? Fuck. And here I thought my magic gun was good. Fug.
How many bosses have you defeated?
>>706294170
Congratulations
>>706292251
>>706292953
HORRIBLE VAGINA ODOR
God damn /arg/ has bad taste.At least /akg/ knows what a good rifle looks like.
>>706294287
It is good for the first 3-5.
I have done the game a few times, but right now 10.
>Plantera was the 10th if im not wrong.
>>706294700
You've played through and beaten the game before?
Jeez, must have taken a while, huh?
>>706294319
i should probably start using the original version of that pic
>>706294908
>>706294700
I have 70 hours on the game and I've just got into hardmode. To be fair, I'm a filthy casual, and I'm sure about 30-40 of those hours were me not knowing how to even get the bosses to spawn. Also, fuck the Pirate Invasion.
カラミチーマス
In and out
>calamity-masu'd if you can't understand moon runes
>>706295444
I know for a fact I have less than that. I spent most of the time trying to figure out how to properly set up all the benches and shit. Also I'm a hoarder in video games that are based around building and collecting. I probably have a chest full of acorns somewhere.
Only when I started to explore with better armor and weapons did I start fighting bosses.
I started a waifu chat room if any anons are interested....
>>706294908
3 times single player and few more Multiplayer.
Sadly i was playing a crack for a while, so i only have 74 steam hours.
>>706295444
>pirate invasion
Wait till you see the alien one
Or any of the moons.
>>706295555
Check'd
>>706295555
how understand runes
>>706295769
>waifu chat room
ｗｈｙ
>>706295555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bueFTrwHFEs
>>706295769
Post
>>706295769
Why would you discuss there and not here?
>>706295769
On what?
>>706295928
Damn. I think it's a fun game and all but damn. I think the only game I've sat down and beaten multiple times is Ocarina of Time.
Like, truly beaten multiple times. I can't count Left 4 Dead or stuff like that.
>>706295698
I also haven't played the game in 7 months.
>>706295928
Blood Moon wasn't too bad. I'm not too excited to do the Pumpkin Moon or Frost Moon, but I will do them.
>>706296139
>eternal thread
>always claimed waifus
Why not?
>>706296583
I play it every now and then when Warframe is pissing me off, no streams or anime to watch, or I'm drunk. Can't say I play to win, more to just relax, kill a few zombies, cut down a tree, dig a hole. That kinda stuff.
>>706295769
We have a billion of those already
>>706296206
sekrit things
>>706296864
It is a very relaxing game, and always stays very fresh. I think I'm going to start playing it again.
>>706296268
They keep adding more stuff to the game every now and again so it keeps on being fun.
And playing with someone else also helps.
I think other one i have beaten so many times is Fallout NV.
>>706296583
Blood moon is always easy.
Oh, there is also the solar eclipse. That should be fun.
>>706296964
No secrets here
>>706297544
my love for you is a secret
>>706297698
Most people wouldn't want others to know they liked me. I understand.
>>706297220
Ehhhh... It did come up as a game we could all play. But I don't think that will ever happen. We are all too split up on vidya. Oh well.
It is kind of annoying how it just throws you to the wilds and says "Figure it out." but I also kinda like that. I do wish the crafting was a bit easier and you didn't have to ask the Tutorial guy everything about everything.
>>706297541
New Vegas is good. I played it once through, all the DLCs and stuff. But, eh, haven't played it since.
>>706297541
>Fallout NV
That's a good one. Good at collecting dust in my Steam library too, I haven't played that game in three years. But I still like it a lot though. I prefer Fallout 3.
>solar eclipse
Yay, fun times...
>>706298082
I think I'd like it as a game we could all play. It isn't free to play though.
I adore the no hand-holding of it, and has you figure everything out. One of the big reasons I love Super Metroid so much is because it makes you learn the stuff on your own. No hand holding is always a big turn on for me in vidya.
>>706297943
I like you, and will let it be known openly.
>>706297943
ok xx
>>706298566
I feel the same way about the hand holding stuff. Too often do new games not only tell you what to do, but are willing to do it for you.
If only a quick tutorial about building a house would have been nice. Also hammers taking down walls and all that. I figured a lot of stuff out about the game on accident.
>>706298721
I think you're better than i. You just live in a boring age group and must suffer for it.
How's the possible eviction going?
>>706299358
You're better than me.
I'm also VERY boring.
It is non existent anymore, but we have to pay more for rent.
>>706299644
I meant 'now' instead of 'anymore'.
Mai?
>>706285795
so you finished the re:zero anime
>>706299036
i liked it when the tutorials were optional or they kinda hinted at how to play the game
>>706299358
don't tell anyone i like you
o.o
>>706299644
Oh well i guess that's good. Grand parents will be missing out on you though ~
Hopefully not by too much.
>>706300120
You like any male anon homo~
>>706300120
Fuck you
>>706300273
Grand parents? What? I'm going to see them today.
It was a decent amount. But I'll be fine.
>>706300406
F-Fuck me too
>>706300406
what did i do, or am i just so cool you wanna fuck me
>>706300273
>i like you
i don't know what you mean
>>706295928
>Or any of the moons.
And even then it gets worst.
>>706300773
I forgot what exactly it was, but I remember last night you said something and I don't remember what it was but it made me mad.
>>706300880
Fine
>>706300120
Not yet. Episode 23. But the entire scene with Subaru and Rem at the capital was just the straw that broke the camel's back.
And yes, if only a hint. There are some games that you don't need it, like SMB. But there ARE games that require a push in the right direction. And it's not like teaching someone how to play the game is showing them how to win or playing it for them.
>>706300215
Shiro
>>706300601
You could have lived with them and warmed their hearts for years to come.
>>706300773
I like you too grass
>>706300880
konata
Claiming Felix
Ended up falling asleep in the computer chair and my arm was asleep for about five minutes after i woke up
>>706301023
you were like just posting without saying anything and then i replied to one of yours with "galil" and i don't think i did anything after that because i kept leaving every once in a while and forgot
>>706301128
i would have dropped it around 2 episodes into the 2nd arc
thats true but alot of games kinda just baby you now on how to play a game or getting through some parts
>>706301129
shh
>>706301439
my legs end up asleep constantly no matter where I sleep. I have no idea why.
>>706301129
I don't want to do that. I try to see them often though.
Reminder that Diplomacy needs more people
Playdiplomacy(.com)
Game number 121388
Password: /b/waifu
>>706301564
Oh yeah that was it.
That shit is annoying as hell and I don't know what you were going to say
>>706300880
i'd fuck you
>>706301564
hey
>>706301439
You're having a stroke
Wake up
>>706301564
Never. Can't silence me.
>>706301609
Better than restless legs i suppose.
>>706301858
That's nice. Not really close to family. Enjoy it for me.
Claiming Ava.
>>706301439
Is that a qt I see?
It is!
>>706302058
when is the game starting? i dont think i can join because time zone
>>706302058
sorry, i was just gonna say something like "what happened" because you were just putting pics
>>706302076
hey
>>706302098
what if i break your jaw and unable to speak
>>706301609
That must fucking suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRUd7-eeJSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX5rc4x7e6Y
>>706302366
Hey Galil-chan <3
>>706302089
hello hello
>>706302098
I don't think I have that, but I tap my foot a lot. oh shit.
>>706302464
it's not great, no. but it's better than the mornings I wake up to severe leg cramps. those are no fun. pretty effective alarm clock though.
>>706302625
Hey **cupcake**
Claim
>>706302429
Sup Yun, how were the games last night? Who is your favorite team and champ?
>>706302098
Hello
>>706301609
Oheywassup
If I could hold back the rain
Would you numb the pain
'Cause I remember everything
If I could help you forget
Would you take my regrets
'Cause I remember everything
>>706302294
That's a rather scary waifu
>>706302429
It starts whenever we have enough people, turns are 2 hours so timezones doesn't really matter that much
>>706302431
I just didn't have anything to say
>>706302540
<3
So what's going on Felix?
>>706302475
Get in the robot.
>>706302994
Hello!
>>706302431
I'll just continue to talk in gibberish. Never stopped me before.
>>706302475
The reaction videos to these are alright.
>>706302540
Hey felix
>>706302625
I shake my leg while sitting constantly
>>706303002
Nothing really, just playing This War of Mine right now
Probably gonna play overwatch in a bit if my internet decides to not be a bitch
>>706302475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2FSG_y6EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzxPrbqUHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiTi5JFTWbI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU64qfoYZNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUn13_4p41M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZJAO2_-sSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdot29RQdtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfT7KsglJWE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JggTBEJwm68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVB34NwN2iM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlrdmU-9W8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLoFiH2cj6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKvAlr00WRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqdE2gcghlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4B8fwRgAU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3G2mtw4g38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpaawiZcyn4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El7S751ATB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POScSeoBCIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PwaAtp4aNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rfpx5BWWeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ8NOgOV2fw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpyzMc4aOpA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2IFN3uE6zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOLeoIE84NU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_goq6A-fDys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeNmP6T8_NE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7c9GDY7W88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOXUBR-qpfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmzDA3X0Rzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESKuOrpFpa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UKbN3-GF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZnJHxPylM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TNrHTNzdT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30KXHWuAWc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D_qokL7jGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrVeh-R4wbM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egPQ-A0p-QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_l8hts54pw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESAcujBPe2I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfrejWiA-Do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFnyD0RY2MU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNiMSphOsGU
>>706302755
hello. what's up?
>>706302994
nothing much, sup with you?
>>706303227
yeah I just have the music in my soul, yo.
Post your cutest chibi.
>>706303771
Idk
I think I'm gonna watch some airing animu
It's Subtle btw way ^^
>>706302431
How's your Sunday?
>>706302994
Holy shit the games were amazing, still need to rewatch one thanks for reminding
>Who is your favourite team
>>706286425
Favourite is zed without a doubt but he is rarely played competitive
>>706303002
Alright that's cool
I'll do it when I'm back on my pc again
>>706302098
I will.
>>706303789
It's a tough one.
>>706303227
How you doing are you into league and stuff?
>>706303337
>>706303416
much a cute
>>706303669
hey 69, that's pretty good
>>706303771
nothing really got up a minute ago and was thinking about when i started going on /b/ now there's a thread for it.
>>706303789
dascute
>>706304272
Hey hey, how are you this fine Sunday afternoon?
>>706303337
Cyborg Harambe
>>706303789
>He has a webm of his waifu
This is bullshit
>>706304108
>Talking about nerd games like they're sports
Texans and Titans are 20 and 20
>>706304448
Mavis by the way
>>706303882
oh! I didn't know. nice to see you.
>>706304408
yeah, this is a cool place to chill.
>>706304108
Uhmmm I liked TSM when they had Dyrus even though he probably wasn't even that good but all time favorite is DIG <3 wbu?
My favorite champ is Zed.
>>706304541
>horrible vaginal odor
Texans will win
>>706304541
I don't like winston all that much tbh
Only tanks I'm good with are D.VA and Zarya
>>706304541
If you have gifs it should be possible to turn them into webm, you will even save disk space doing it.
>>706304448
I'm doing pretty good. Leaving to the store soon, then going to my grandparent's house a couple hours after. How about you?
>>706301564
Eh, I found myself enjoying it so fuck it I'll finish it.
Hell, just look at Morrowind compared to Skyrim.
Skyrim - Babby's first Adventure RPG. I'll tell you exactly what to do, where to do it, and when to do it. All you have to do is keep pressing "A"
Morrowind - Hey nerd. Read. And figure shit out. I don't have the tiiiiime to spell it out for you.
>>706304917
And the NPCs were typically a shit load more rude.
I claim Mihoshi as my waifu.
Deal with it.
>>706303771
Your soul is sweet music
>>706303416
I was just talking about This War of Mine. Neat
>>706304408
Not at all friend. You're lucky i know how to use this computer.
>>706304789
Roses are red
I'm feeling blue
Because there is one less gorilla
At the Cincinnati zoo
>>706304832
Its not the same man
>>706304917
I liked modding Skyrim though
>>706305165
Shit tier
>>706304832
The number of cute webms you have is an extremely high number
Clayton
>>706304541
Idc they interest me and the scene is very serious and the pros are very cool
Also I like talking about "normal" sports
Ajax won today while their rival PSV lost, so they're closing in on the number one spot
Don't you feel silly now
>>706304663
Yea dyrus was amazing, still watch his stream from time to time
But their current line up is very enjoyable
I liked dig a lot with qtpie and scarra but after that not so much, didn't know you were into the scene though
Great to see another zed lover, he's a great champ
Would claim as husbando if I were gay
>>706304657
I got this new-ish folder so I thought I would use it.. but it's stolen
>>706305145
Well they changed up speechcraft. In Morrowind you have to gussy up people or bribe them in order for them to like you. In Skyrim everyone is an open book.
Hell, in Morrowind your clothes can even effect people's attitude. Skyrim? Not so much.
>>706305354
Eh, Skyrim had the hype train following it so the modding community jumped on it like a fat kid on cake.
>>706305487
From Batman?
>>706305516
Nope.
E Sports aren't real sports.
>>706305552
Oh you're not the usual shiro I talk to?
Then excuse my comment earlier
>>706305355
It's not that high, that number relates to all the pics I have, not just webms.
>>706305354
I know, I know. This pic keeps getting better the more I look into it, I see /k/ here and there and a Madoka stamped on the wall.
>>706305768
Y-You're forgiven
>>706305750
I wasn't talking about esports you faggot
That's Dutch football
I didn't think you'd understand but don't talk your hand egg to me
>>706305816
I think the bookshelf is the best part
>>706305902
Irrelevant
>Galil
>>706305708
Yeah they had that in oblivion too but I hadn't finished Morrowind because it was on a school computer lol
>>706305516
Lol Zed would be a great husband people would be all my husband died in a freak ninja accident.. but he always will live on in my heart.
I'd be all well my husband lives in the shadow so watch yo ass. Yeah league is dope though I was silver 2 in season 3 just before it ended so I'm ok.
-mumei
last
>>706286646
rolex for killex
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