dicks in butts
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dicks in butts
>>706229388
I could get behind that
Shameless pun intended
>>706229536
I'm into it
>>706229415
can't you plug your PC into your TV?
>>706229020
This incident happened before I joined the military. This happened a few months after they started dating and the first time I met her. So bad first impression
>>706229652
>into
Yeah, keep them puns CUMMING!
>>706229652
I don't have the cables for that. My PC is a piece of shit.
>>706229751
I'm knot sure how many more I'll be able to think of
>>706229866
no HDMI? or any converter?
>>706229404
Companionship with side of sexy times
>>706229664
Ha! Tell you you're out there fighting for her to cook shitty meals. She should be thanking you for that freedom.
>>706230206
I'm think spent myself
... Sorry, that was a bad one
>>706230276
that sounds like some pretty good compensation for being your slut
>>706230388
your pun games pretty weak right now, but I can wait for you to get it up again
>>706230276
If I were the type to bring up the past I'd say that her meal helped me prepare for the awful food I had to eat in the Army.
>>706230767
I'll see what I can squeeze out of it
>>706230767
It works for me too you know :)
>>706230879
Frank here is a savage man :)
>>706230276
y u no sexy times with me any longer :(
>>706231025
O.o
>>706231228
Is that an incoming pounce? :D
>>706231309
pounce my arse
>>706229388
Dicks in pupper butts?
>>706231459
Just you wait for it!
>>706230886
I can't really think of any, so I'll just have to sit on it for a while
>>706231069
I can't see any downsides
>>706231077
Just not feeling sexy times anymore.
>>706231646
bring it
>>706231069
I wonder if she's improved. She's had 5 years to do so
>>706231732
awww
>>706231696
Distance seems to be the downside atm.
>>706231797
Maybe your mate's tongue has lost all taste do to lack of use and just hasn't noticed.
>>706231732
Fair enough
>>706231696
I...... O//o
>>706231745
Just gotta turn up the crank
>>706232164
crank it!
>>706232086
He never mentions her cooking. Except sometimes bringing up when I spat out her cooking. He thought that shit was beyond funny
>>706232086
yeah. why's australia gotta be so far away
>>706232164
yeah, if you sit on it for a while, some great stuff can cum out
>>706232385
You do it... I can't reach, but get ready to get into position
>>706232596
Ok I give up, I don't got any more to give!
>>706232602
my body is ready
>>706232791
*man in a box song starts playing
>>706232745
draining you dry is really fun
>>706233114
You sure are some -nnf- demanding audience!
Kitty, post Dev porn.
>>706233635
So what're you up to now?
>>706233718
Just doing some leveling on warframe, general house stuff. Afterwards i will see how many dongs my butt fits.
>>706233468
I hadn't realized how much I missed good puns, now I just want that hole stuffed with em
>>706233849
how many can it normally fit?
>>706234022
Sorry but I'm completely out, I'd better go work up another load
>>706233849
>Dongs as in plural
>>706234022
only one at a time. but i try fit about four or more in a session.
>>706234200
I'll just be waiting to take it while you get ready to unload on me
>>706234356
do you usually get down to the bottom of them all?
>>706234363
I don't think I can handle it... Might have to give you a premature load... Of puns, that is! >//>
>>706234348
I'm a big faggot that likes things in my butt.
Why are you here?
>>706234544
Yeah except for the largest ones. still working on them.
>>706235116
The people are interesting
>>706234912
if you get a load of puns on me, then I'll make sure to get my load on you
>>706234965
is that your dick?
>>706235116
which one is your largest?
Katten, I'm still stuck in this dreaded box!
>>706235353
no it is not
>>706235353
oh i didnt know you were in a box
>>706235353
This sitcom is becoming way too hot to be able to focus on puns
>>706235599
That's what the man in a box song was for :p
Hey guys, whats up
>>706235353
The large chance and the stupid big rambone. Rambon is too hard to use though.
>>706235786
i wasnt sure what it was for. you ahve to stay in there
>>706235851
Make sure to feed me regularly
>>706235830
playing games. howre you duder?
>>706236037
you get blood pudding
>>706236101
pretty gud
Question: where d you find all of these pictures
>>706235786
which sitcom?
>>706235843
is the rambone 17" long?
>>706235830
not much. what's up with you?
>>706236101
I CAN SPRINGBOARD LIKE HELL AND MAKE THIS BOX FLY ROUND YOUR PLACE, I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP MUHAFUHA!
>>706236183
That's the one.
>>706236183
Whichever is responsible for producing these puns
>>706236173
threads. e621. furaffinity. other websites. facebook. fur friends.
im glad to hear that~
what are you up to this evening?
>>706236289
i can put a phone book on box and you cant move
>>706236183
>>706236345
>17" long
And here I am with my ass with kung-fu deathgrip that can barely fit a finger
>>706236488
I'll curse at you as loudly as I can while you sleep!
>>706236488
Not much, just chilling
I guess this is a good place to ask.
I'm bi, and would never have a romantic relationship with another man, but what makes a guy attractive in your eyes?
This is a question anyone can answer
>>706236345
you say too hard, but is it usuable at all
>>706236396
I've only been making puns, you gotta cum on and get your mind out of the gutter
>>706236624
but a finger is so tiny
>>706236695
a cute butt, their masculinity. dicks are also pretty attractive
>>706235830
My penis.
>>706236624
you need to finger yourself some more Frank. like every day.
>>706236884
It's pretty hard. and thus not bendy. so i can get about 8" in then that's it.
>>706236695
>I guess this is a good place to ask
I hope you realize you're going to mostly get answers bias to sexual answers, because you're in more or less a porn thread.
You'd be better off asking /lgbt/ for serious, less sexually oriented answers.
>>706236884
Nope I'm done, honest this time, sorry :P
>>706237169
True, but I don't want to go to /lgbt/
Is that place like tumblr lite or is it different?
>>706236687
i can drown you out with music~
>>706236695
cooleo~
i like a guy whos masculine. a sense of fashion similar to mine or interesting.
someone who has a nice face. average to high intelligence. sweet and kind but also vulgar. someone who has similar musical and film taste as me.
>>706237053
the longest toy I've got is like 9". I can imagine a dildo that's almost 2 feet long
>>706237239
they were fun while they lasted :D
>>706237333
Well, it is, but it serves it's purpose, and you're more than likely to get better answers than here, at least.
It is a shit board though, don't get me wrong.
>>706236884
Like a Shaolin Temple that forbids outsiders.
>>706237053
Probably
>>706237496
Is yours bendy though? that's makes the most difference.
>>706237448
You better play some Kent for me!
>>706237496
It was "fun" all right :p
>>706231520
timbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
thought you wanted someone to dick your pupper butt tonight?
>>706237829
i dont know what that is
>>706237622
you just gotta start with your pinky and work your way up. or with a progression of toys
>>706237717
I guess somewhat. I could see a really unbend able toy being next to impossible to use
>>706237829
so I guess that some of the puns were a little more than I thought they were
>>706237912
Play it regardless!
>>706238005
Well, I'm not complaining >u>
>>706237622
Likewise to the temple, deserted and un-used.
>>706238005
Yeap, really jelly types i can go further that 14"
>>706238233
hmmm i will think about it
>>706238244
ur bum is like black hole
>>706238363
It's just biiger because it gets trained like my body does :)
>>706238233
well now I gotta make some of my puns more that just that
>>706238244
now I want a really long jelly dildo to see how far down it I can go
>>706238005
I can fit my index finger but it's a hella tight fit
>>706238244
I blame communism for the temple's current state
>>706238363
If you're gonna keep me in a box for the rest of my life then I wanna be reminded of my home country at least
>>706238523
Could you word that differently? I'm having a bit of trouble interpreting what you mean, pardon my stupidity
>>706238508
i wish i had a black hole bum
>>706238839
i will throw some like...swedish fish in there
>black hole bums
>>706238959
THAT'S CANADIAN CANDY ERMAHGERD LET ME OUT OF HERE RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>706238884
Play with me. I'll train you bum to be a black hole
>>706238739
Need proof.
>>706239004
oh my
>>706239090
oh. what do you have?
>>706238739
everybody starts somewhere
>>706238839
I was just making more innuendos
>>706239099
Need a daddy to treat me like that.
Another question
What type of body is best?
I would be a top most likely
>>706239365
fit body. but honestly as long as they arent chubby
>>706239161
Marabou chocolate, throw in some orange festis, and don't forget the Kent music!! I'll sit in the corner now for my timeout
>>706239183
This is becoming too complicated - sup?
>>706239129
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/3948-commentary-6-on-how-the-chinese-communist-party-destroyed-traditional-culture/2/
>>706239183
I guess.
>>706239365
Muscular
>>706239540
i dont know what those are so you get blood pudding
>>706239540
not much. feelin kinda sleepy now, but at the same time I kinda want to go play with one of my dildos. what about you?
>>706239942
Naughty stuff and watching the sun rise
>>706240061
naughty stuff is always great
>>706231520
Big beefy pupper butts?
>>706240172
Fuck me! No wait-
>>706240153
It is indeeed
>>706240325
>>706240501
oh you~
>>706240501
in fact I'm gonna go do some naughty stuff myself
>>706240571
You're the best, whoever you are
>>706240732
Make sure you don't do it with a headache... Blood pressure is a bitch
>>706240702
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>>706240836
Enjoy
did someone say dicks in butts?
>>706241107
No it says sticks in huts
>>706241107
Correct!
>>706241107
Yes
Welp, kitty hates me now, so I'm going to bed. Goodnight, slllllllllllllllllllllllluts.
>>706241328
what niiiiiiiiiiiiooooo!
>>706241328
nite nite snarf
>>706241328
Wait what did you do to kitty?
>>706241450
He hates us all
>>706240872
usually I do it with a hand and not a headache
sorry, the pun was too perfect
>>706241236
fuck, I knew I needed to pay better attention.
>>706241260
>>706241287
wait, I'm getting mixed signals here
>>706241673
Everyone else needs to pay better attention as well
>>706241328
Night m8
>>706241566
But I luuv kitty ;_;
>>706241597
I was gonna laugh but I ran out of air and passed out on the initial "hhhhhhhhhh"
>>706241673
Me! Me! I speak the truth! Trust me!
dirty peanut balls!
>>706242030
But he can never love a swede
>>706242124
Something happened?
>>706241673
Shush and let me stick it in your butt
>>706242180
You shoore?
>>706242327
Yes
>>706242030
but >>706241912 he has a bald eagle, bald eagles don't lie? What do you have to say to make me believe you.
>>706242192
ok, but after that I want to know if I was correct or not.
>>706242124
how did they get dirty? Did they fall on the floor?
>>706242378
Nammit
>>706242190
i fucked in in the game
>>706242468
niggers thats how!
>>706242367
jamstamos
>>706242468
...... Minecraft......
>>706242579
KEEP YOUR HATE SPEECH OUT OF THIS CAMPUS
>>706242579
I hate it when that happens
>>706242579
Katten.
>>706242602
that makes me trust you less and think your actually 12.
>>706242682
>>706242689
i do too.
>>706242707
soup
>>706242468
Put your faith in America and all is possible
>>706242489
Yes
>>706242960
I'm watching interviews with comedians.
>>706233849
What warframe do you main as?
>>706242925
-_-
>>706243028
So I can time travel if I believe in America?
>>706242845
Invert that number and you're closer to the truth
>>706243140
Yes. If you are a true patriot you can travel in time
>>706243077
what ones?
>>706243094
relax duder.
>>706243292
Patton Oswalt, John Hodgman, Paul F. Tompkins, Zach Galifianakis, and a bunch of others.
>>706242960
Night Katten <3 (insert eggplant and splash effect here)
>>706243292
I'm joking don't worry
>>706243166
but how does this make me want to trust you more?
>>706243257
How can I test my patriotism?
>>706243565
Can't be tested. You can only feel when you are sufficiently patriotically
>>706243453
oooo~
is it funny?
>>706243490
sweet dream~
>>706243499
good! what up?
>>706243708
not much
>>706243708
No, they're talking about comedy in a very serious way, which I enjoy.
>>706243704
well I mean, I can't be very happy about our current presidential choices so I guess I'm not sufficiently patriotic.
>>706243950
Dissent is patriotic
>>706243778
coooool beans~!
>>706243875
neat~ :3
have a good night jams~
>>706243950
Vote trump
>>706243704
>America
well I'm heading to bed. night homos
>>706244330
Night, faggot
>>706244063
oh right, well there we go.
>>706244212
okay hitler, calm down.
>>706244589
MAGA
ROLLCALL
WHO THE FUCKS HERE
no one's gonna post muscle butts. I gotta look at twink ass all day? fuckin' fags man.
>>706244754
I'm just the faggot who lives here. I lurk every furry thread but never converse.
>>706244268
>America combined with Jojo
This pleases me
>>706244589
I'm going to bed. Good night
i'm just gonna dump for a sec
goodnight m8s
nvm can't sleep
Who is still up?
>>706247171
