Celeb fap thread again
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Celeb fap thread again
>>706196986
Oh god the party hat is situated on Emma's head PERFECTLY. I can't fap now.
Would you watch a Katy Perry sex tape, if she was fucking one of the aliens from Signs?
>>706197287
Yes, more Iggy please. She's in my "trashy fap" category.
>>706197291
I'd rather see that than watch her fuck a nigger like you would, faggot!
Would you watch a Katy Perry sex tape, if she was fucking the Jolly Green Giant?
>>706197291
>>706197524
faggots.
The real question is, if Katy Perry did a sex tape, but it was with a black guy, would you still watch it?
>>706197415
I love Vicky
>>706197291
Actually... that one I would have to see. But only if the aliens are real
>>706196986
maturely speaking why you feel attracted by her?
this assless bitch does nothing for me shes not even talented as actress
>>706197291
this bitch here is what i'm talking about
she vaporizes sex
>>706197287
>>706197658
And my answer is still yes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11344615
Did they bang?
>>706197658
>Still
> implying I would watch her fuck anyone
>>706197658
no. katy perry is ugly.
>>706197663
I love her too
If Katy Perry did a sex tape, but it was with three North Korean prison guards, would you still watch it?
>>706197384
Who is this?
>>706197977
How could I resist?
Ok, lets start a petition to get Katy Perry to do a blacked scene.
Tell people all the money made will go to some nigger charity or some shit.
She's liberal and retarded enough she might actually do it.
Get it trending lads, can we make this happen?
>>706197869
kek at all those white dudes voting yes.
If sex tape did a blackguy with katy perry would you still watch it?
Anything that gets Katy perry naked is fine by me
>>706198247
This is actually a really good idea.
Could this.... actually work?
>>706198244
There's no possible way to resist
>>706197658
as long as she takes it up her ass
If Ainsley Harriott did a sex tape, but he did it with Katy Perry, would you still watch it?
>>706198465
Are you white?
>>706198573
>Implying anyone wouldn't
>>706198247
Old /b/ would have made this happen.
If Katy perry made a sextape with a brony, would he watch it?
>>706198818
Would who watch it?
>>706198595
yes and I don't care what you say
I just have an anal fetish so she can do it with the emperor of Japan as far as I care
>>706196986
yfw little Emma could beat your ass
>>706198400
it could, but how would we start the petition?
and who would do it?
>>706198918
>implying that's not what I want
>>706198918
>Emma Watson will never beat your ass while telling you she prefers black guys
:(
>>706198818
Can we have more Katy Perry captions please? No matter how retarded?
>>706198963
Start by maybe getting it trending on twitter.
Then maybe some news sites pick it up and it gets her attention.
Then she feels like it would be such a progressive thing to do that she actually does it and the money goes to some nig charity.
Then we fap ourselves into oblivion.
If Katy Perry did a sex tape, but it was with your own mother, would you still watch it?
>>706199120
not if kate perry was in it
>>706199120
my own mother? Or her mom?
>>706199210
Your mom. Not Katy's mom.
>>706199187
Best answer right here. Top kek.
>>706199202
Iggy Azalea's ass is underrated.
>>706199187
Kek
alright people
shall we try have slightly more variety in the thread?
http://vapordna.refr.cc/RRSLJKS
>>706199390
Post whatever you want, anon. I came in this thread to fap, but I've just been kekking at the Katy Perry nonsense.
>>706199417
Is that a link to the Ainsley Harriott/Katy sex tape?
Anyone wanna jerk off with me on kik? Hardguy_11198
>>706199318
cock tribute on her?
>>706198918
Shes a feminazi, thats her motto, beating the asses of every being whit a dick
>>706199556
I don't have the facilities to do so. Enjoying that booty though.
>>706199187
>>706199293
>>706199380
>not if kate perry was in it
wait w w what he means by this?
If Katy Perry offered to give you a footjob, but you had to give her your entire life savings, would you fuck her feet?
>>706198573
I just procure to touch myself when hes on plane and stop when katy
>>706199556
Jesus what an ass. Who is this?
>>706199668
Mmmmmm ryry
http://www.strawpoll.me/11344845
>>706199625
you mean my gtx 1080 and 200 bucks
yeah why not i just finished doom yesterday
>>706199686
run that by me again?
>>706199702
Iggy Azalea. Shitty Australian "rapper". Even though I like two or three of her songs.
>>706199642
mmm, love MEW
>>706199713
Mmmmm indeed.
>>706199625
If Katy Perry offered to give a nigger a footjob, but you had to give her your entire life savings, would you fap to it?
>>706199771
>fapping to nigger lovers
faggots
>>706199702
its iggy azelea
>>706199625
Considering I'm < 25, have like no money, then yes.
>tfw you get Katy Perry's sexy feet all to yourself
>>706197254
Heh
>>706199830
Gotta fap now
Let me rp as your favorite female celebrity. Anything goes, just respond to my comment with her name.
>>706197254
What kinda phone /browser are you using anon?
>>706199860
Oh hey glad you're still here friend, have some Nicki Minaj. I think you'll like her, no?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11344859
>>706199928
Katy Perry. Let's see if you can get me off or going.
>>706199832
If Katy Perry offered to give a nigger a footjob, but you had to give her your entire life savings and let her castrate you, before licking off the niggers cum, would you accept?
>>706198716
Wew she's pretty
>>706199957
Chrome on lg gpad 2
>>706199904
Same. What do you wanna see of her?
>>706200066
She really is
>>706200107
Your favorite
>>706200061
Love her in that blue bikini
>>706197254
I wonder if op did this on purpose
>>706198716
Let us discuss lewd things we would do with dove
>>706199048
What's wrong with you?
>>706200026
Take away the castrate part. Then I'd do it.
>>706199928
Katy Perry seducing me with her feet lets go
>>706197291
i would watch her fuck pretty much anything, just as long as she was into it
>>706199928
You are now a black cock loving Katy Perry
>>706200198
Me too but either way it's entertaining :-)
>>706200212
Oh my jesus christ.
>>706200267
>just as long as she was into it
Strike one
>>706200212
Tiddy
>>706200184
Probably the one I already posted. >>706199830
this 2mb shit is killing me
>>706200017
Do you have kik?
>>706200365
You like Nicki?
>>706200527
No, but I have skype. There's also the rizon.
>>706196986
You can nearly make out her ass crack right where the zipper ends. Can someone X-ray?
>>706200200
I would wanna play with those tits.
>>706200535
More than that, I like that pic you posted. Pic tits, high res, my dick.
>>706200644
She needs a nose job right quick.
>>706200535
Mmmmm yesssss
>>706200662
*big tits
>>706200662
She's got top-tier titties IMHO. Nice, big, and round.
>>706200644
I would get her to lie on her stomach naked and i would grease up her thighs and fuck between them
>>706200743
My guess is she's making you start to stroke yourself.
>>706200642
Why are they playing golf in bikinis?
>>706200831
Because they appear to be on a beach?
i masturbate almost every day with this two
>>706200814
Like always...
>>706200758
Of course she does. And she fucking knows it.
>>706200887
What about Grimes?
'Come on Anon! Just vote for Hilary and I'll let you do anything you want with my soles...slide them around anything you like...'
>>706200589
I prefer kik
anyone do cock tribute? send me email??
>>706200972
No Katy,
Even your feet aren't worth voting for her.
>>706200994
I cannot use kik, as I don't own a smart phone. Can only do skype/browser based.
>>706200885
That's obviously a sand trap, I know because I own a golf course. It is also illegal or in bad taste to wear revealing clothing so as not to distract other players.
>>706198247
>>706198400
>>706198742
She's super catholic are you guys fucking retarded?
>>706200966
I want to fuck her hairy armpits so much
>>706200245
Kik?
>>706200972
Damn it Katy. This is not the seduction I wanted.
>mfw my favorite celeb to fap to endorses fucking Hitlary
>>706200810
You like her legs?
That would be pretty hot.
>>706201093
Why don't you have a smartphone?
>>706201135
Yeah, all those people sitting in chairs under umbrellas in lounge chairs are in a sand trap. Also the clothing could be explained by it being a private club.
>>706201193
Antithetical to my way of life.
want more iggy ass?
>>706201370
Omg yes!!!!!
>>706201182
Yes. It would feel so good cumming while just slightly sliding on her lips.
I would also lick cum off her legs and feet.
>>706201370
Jawohl, bitte!
>>706201082
>>706201171
'Awww don't be like that anon, imagine how creamy...smooth...soft and good they'd feel all over my soles...It's just a little tick at the ballot and you'll be in heaven after ;) '
>>706200972
No thanks,i prefer Ivanka you fucking heaten
>>706200887
The one on the right is sorta cut I suppose.
>>706201568
That wouldnt be enough to get me to vote for shill. try harder katy.
comfy as fuck
>>706201672
cute*
>>706201568
Ok Katy, I'll do it! I'll vote for Hillary!
>goes into private voting booth
>votes for Vermin Supreme
So, about that footjob, eh?
>>706201148
Whos this semendemon
>>706201568
'I've even got some wine for you here and a cuck ready to watch you fuck my soles anon, I know you can't say no.'
>>706201148
Kathy Griffin
>>706201750
Gosh, reverse image searches really are hard aren't they!
>>706201399
Hmmmm
Do the dove bros want to rp with dove? I can be your dove.
>>706201953
You know mutual masterbation is a slippery slope into being a faggot. Pretty soon you'll be on the bus and
>>706201878
Mmm kim
>>706201568
Nah KP I'm good.
Even a footjob from you won't make me vote for that crooked Saudi dick sucking wench.
However, if you vote to MAGA I would be willing to be your slave.
>>706201146
She isn't at all Catholic. Not for a long fucking time now. She's tweeted about nigger dicks before.
>>706201997
>that beard
She looks like the gortons fisherman
>>706202134
>>706201911
Thanks! this Florence and the machine girl is so sexy
>>706202214
That was shopped you literal retard
>>706201148
That is one ugly man
>>706201472
I would only if it's mine.
>>706200830
Karen is adorable
>>706202312
It's still up on her twitter.
>>706202225
>>706202312
You might want to check again m8.
>>706201300
You have no idea what you are talking about. I am a golf.
How to get Katy Perry to do a foot fetish video without her being aware of it? I bet some bullshit charity would work. Souls 4 Soles or some shit.
>>706202381
Can i lick yours off her? If so where will you cum?
>>706202386
We'll I don't have twatter
>>706202497
You might be a golf, but I actually have experience working on private golf courses.
>>706202410
Such a sexy slut
>>706199895
How are you ~25 and have no money? You should have your shit together by now.
>>706202410
Woah my god my dick
>>706202600
>>706202080
I want to explore every inch of her body with my tongue
>>706202635
I said "like" no money. I have money, just not much. Retard.
>>706202671
>>706202726
Mmm, I want that sexy body bouncing on my cock
>>706198918
Why is emma never not cute?
Every haircut, whatever clothes, no matter what Emma is attractive.
>>706202822
>>706202551
Trying to steal my idea?>>706198247
>>706202556
If you want to.
Either her feet or her stomach.
>>706200940
Is that a ghost?
>>706202798
I want her to sit her fat juicy ass on my face and let me taste her asshole and pussy. God she's so amazing.
>>706202873
Mmm, pound that fuckable ass
>>706200450
Sorry I'm back, I like that pic a lot
>>706202740
I'll bet she tastes so good
>>706203014
uh oh
MY fav masie pic
>>706202875
Why not combine both?
>>706203182
A taste of heaven
>>706202894
I would gladly suck cum off her toes. I would do anything for the chance of her jerking me off.
>>706203163
>>706203195
>>706203210
for a second i thought her shoes said PAWG
>>706203251
Truly
Is roleplay anon still here?
portuguese tv host,want more?
>>706202574
Well fuck you
>>706203210
I want to know what makes anons like her.
Do you see her wonky face and like it? What exactly do you like about her?
>>706203484
Yes
>>706203203
>>706202858
It's true. I would drink her feminist bath water.
>>706198863
more katherine winnick please
>>706203469
Verily
