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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706173128
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
QOTT: How would you describe your waifu in 3 words?
Calamity-masu'd
>>706184942
off we go!
>>706183761
I've been trying to, but it isn't as cheap as I'd like.
I'm too stupid to notice that chicken doesn't count as red meat.
Diabetes is scary.
>>706183844
Endure my absence, no matter how painful it could be.
>Geez, you'll be getting it from both sides
Lewd tbh. I'm aware that eating will get a lot more complicated, and that you, by the way.
Post a lewd as my present.
>>706184942
Shy, cute, perfect.
>>706184942
Fuck you moot she's mine.
Wew lads, I'm tired.
>>706184942
Cute AK improvement.
Claimed
How is everyone today?
>>706184281
how long have you been on the road
>>706184443
the digits
>>706184447
>numbers
yea about half the size of the sidewalk
>sometimes more than the car lanes
i envy you
>>706184195
...a-alright
>>706184933
most of us are ok
>>706185006
>2nd reply
not fast enough buddy
>>706185090
I'll try my hardest.
I won't lie, I meant for it to be a little lewd.
It's not your birthday yet.
Are you saying there is no chance of me talking to you on the 4th?
cut me yuno
>>706185225
The captcha was a bad
>>706184786
Yep, I do.
>>706185205
Good, you?
>>706185205
Fine and you ?
>>706184942
Can I complain about how things used to be?
>>706185024
`now thats a good waifu
>>706184942
cute obsessive protective
>>706184673
hell yea its gonna determine the outcome of that group
i think im gonna stay up for it
>>706185205
im doing quite good
naps good idea
>>706185225
i love these hikage in col sweater pics
oh holy shit, thats gotta suck. i understand why you dont like riding your bike then
yea but to be fair its only in small towns
in amsterdam there isnt one and you just gotta manouvre between cars but its okay traffic is slow
>>706185448
Shush Suika <3
>Alice
>>706185205
I'm doing quite well
>>706185429
I'd bone her
>>706185448
No
>>706185450
thanks!
Erica claimed
>>706185311
>>706185338
I'm doing pretty well, thank you! What are you guys up to today?
>>706185450
Glad to hear you're doing well! Naps are amazing, heavily considering one.
>>706185632
Glad you're doing well too Galil!
>>706185450
That sounds better then here already
>>706185308
i got the select pic and then paste code in box
>>706185448
there already threads for how 4chan was once great, got to those
>>706186005
Pretty much playing vidya and listening to music.
>>706186058
Forgot picture, again.
>>706185708
never seen you around
first time posting?
i loved digimon as a kid, should i consider rewatching the show?
>>706185925
morning
or evening
i dunno really
hi!
>>706186005
if i can give you a tip
sleep for 30 min set an alarm, that way you will wake up before hitting rem sleep, which makes it a lot more refreshing
>>706186035
dude
come here
the weather sucks, people are fucking rude and we are being invaded by refugees
one downside you will have to live with me but you can survive that
>>706185632
Furfaggot
>>706185205
hey Illya
>>706185270
how did it go with the old folks?
>>706185450
I'm hoping for some next level korean plays
>>706183925
What do you mean?
>
>>706184942
Cute and dangerous
>>706185090
It is. Type 2 is more manageable but Type 1 allows more freedom of food choice.
Red meat can be any form, ground beef and pasta is a great cheap way of getting it. You can adjust the sauce to your liking and add vegetables easily. Boring but adjustable.
>>706186313
Hello.
>>706186313
Newish to the waifu threads
took me a while to pick. She is the clear winner
Of course your pick is terrific as well
I rewatched the show and it was just as good
I want you to know, I want you to see
I want you to look beyond your own eyes
Past your afflictions
I want you to hurt, want you to bleed
I want you to look beyond your own face
Past your infections
>>706186432
>Mavis
>Calling anyone literally anything
You have no room to speak
>>706186746
Who's your waifu?
Also, welcome to /waifu/ I suppose.
>>706186058
the go to time killers
>>706186313
I usually nap for an hour and almost always wake up exhausted, will definitely try this. Can't believe I never thought of it before.
>>706186471
Hello Akame, how has your day been?
>>706186219
I'm sorry I gotta go
But I will speak to you later
Goodnight!
>>706186882
uhm...the pic I posted?
>>706186313
>come here
please i don't want to be around someone who will stalk me even if you are shit at stalking
>>706186882
not best digimon waifu veemon thats who his waifu is
>>706186432
>mavis
>opinion
>
>>706187045
>not veemon
How many people really care?
How many will be standing?
I'll light the match, the flame, the fuse, the bomb
Rescue the world from slavery
I wanna torch it, burn it, scorch it, fuckin' stomp it out
Laugh as it blows away
I won't eat another rotten apple
Though I've grown to like the taste
>>706187045
I meant I don't know who she is or what she's from. Probably should have been clearer, sorry famalam.
>>706187114
Digimon a shit
>>706187114
>>706187257
oh shit sorry
total dick move on my part
Mimi from Digimon
>>706186884
My day was alright, played some games with good friends. How was yours?
>>706186471
yea dude
but im giving it to Royal
Uzi is just a fucking monster
>>706186598
how is your weekend going?
>>706186746
alright welcome then, hope you have fun here
hey thanks!
its probably going to be nostalgic as fuck
i think its a good idea to do it while posting here, i usually watch stuff then anyways
>>706186884
yea dude its great
my new physics professor told me about this and its doing wonders
tell me how it goes
>>706187114
i cant talk?
im sorry but my stalking is just something you will love over the years
>>706187385
My day was pretty good so far, got together with friends for some DnD and made plans for tonight too.
>>706187589
It going alright. What about yours?
I want you all to just imagine for a second who is behind the post you're talking to
The fat, sweaty, greasy slob you're talking to
The skinny, underage, virgin you're talking to
Think about it next time you talk to them
>>706187589
I'll give it to royal too. Mata is the man and I bet ssg are still tilted from facing tsm
>>706187707
ooh. So what are said plans?
>>706188127
>implying
Rich huge penis alpha male here. I'm also a model and an athlete.
>>706187589
Definitely will do! Thanks!
>>706188267
Mavis by the way
>>706187356
Never liked Digimon tbh, but I'm sure she can't be that bad if you're claiming her.
>>706187707
>DnD
Its D&D ya fucker.
>>706188127
Well, who cares?
>>706187589
Oi
>>706188127
I can imagine the fedora wearing faggot behind this post.
>>706188127
>The skinny, underage, virgin you're talking to
>underage
Almost got it right, though.
You're good at this, anon!
>>706188267
pics or gtfo
>>706188223
An old friend is coming back from basic training today so we're throwing him a party. Will probably involve drinking mostly if I had to guess. I'm excited to see the fucker again!
>>706188520
You realize my job is fucking with people right? How new are you? Faggot.
I just realized that I have somewhat shit taste in music, and I'm not happy about it.
>>706188468
>replies to a shit poster
>doesn't reply to me
It's because I won't post a lewd, isn't it?
>>706188743
Didn't even get the joke. How new are you? Faggot.
>>706188590
Sounds like a lot of fun. How long was he away?
>>706188744
What do you mean? As long as you listen to something you enjoy, don't let anyone tell you that
>>706188867
I didn't know what to respond.
Same for Rory, I'm not very concentrated right now.
Apologies.
>>706188744
What do you like?
>>706188867
Just post the lewd for him, its about to be his birthday
>>706187917
its been very unproductive
got so much school stuff going on but i cant get myself to doing it
>>706188223
probably, that game was a stomp
i wonder if splyce can do anything to them, they looked horrible yesterday
but they dominated EU, are we really that far behind everyone else?
>>706188320
sleep well and sweet dreams you qt
>>706188390
whats up foxgun
she is cute man, the digimon chick
>>706188744
what do you listen to?
dont worry i listen to hiphop it cant get much worse in the public eye
>>706189012
You could always try and shift the topic. I would understand if you don't want to talk about your potential health issues.
Post something cute as compensation.
>>706189024
Maybe if they roll dubs. I'll be nice since it's almost their birthday.
>>706188983
Ohh no, I posted the bait and you are the faggot. What a stupid head.
>>706188744
What makes you think so?
>>706189084
School work sounds boring. But do it damit!
Be back in just a bit my niggas
>>706189084
Nothing much, resting for probably the rest of the day once I do one more thing.
>>706189180
Alrighty, thank you for understanding.
Neko pantsu.
>>706186587
You're getting it as well, Chef.
Napping then heading out, see you all later.
>>706188999
I think he left early-mid June, sometime around there.
>>706189084
Danke, good night.
>>706189233
Nice damage control
Seriously though, im too tired to talk to shitposters like you
H O M E
>>706189501
So how many beers in are you? Drunk enough to be taken advantage of? Or just slightly tipsy enough to be taken advantage of?
>>706189084
Eu DansGame
>>706189561
alright have a good nap
>>706184942
Beautiful, illuminant, welcoming.
>>706188744
>he doesn't listen to harsh noise
In all seriousness though, taste is subjective. It all comes down to what you enjoy.
>>706189396
nooo dad pls
one more thread
>>706189428
how was the mountain biking
see ya later
>>706189976
ffs i hate it
its every year
thats why i even stopped hoping
>tfw froggen super team lost every single match season 4
thats when i basically wanted to kms
>>706188999
>Checked.
I enjoy what I listen to, but listening to a whole bunch of the same stuff over and over gets boring at one point or another. I need suggestions is what I'm trying to say.
>>706189024
>>706189084
It varies, really, but mainly rock.
>>706189260
I don't know, it's just starting to get boring all of a sudden.
>>706190058
I enjoy a variety of genres, but some of the songs aren't dragging me in like I thought they would.
>>706189653
>>706190186
Do it now or no desert!
>>706190229
L A U R A B
>>706189784
Option 2, I can still realize that you're not getting lewds unless you post them first.
Only my 4th beer so far. Are you drinking something right now?
>>706190229
Then just try something else. Look for a chart of a genre you're interested or follow friend recommendations.
You could also just listen to different albums from the artists you like.
answers gonna be slow
some pro league of legends happening
>>706190229
nothing wrong with rock imo
you shouldnt want to change that laura
what do you think is better?
>>706190431
but but
im a grown man
i can have my puddie when i want
>>706190186
>
>>706190229
That's how it used to be for me too. Then I started to listen to complete albums rather than just some hit songs and I discovered some great tracks. I started from dad rock like acdc and Kiss and then went to traditional metal like metallica, then into some metalcore like avenged senvenfold and from there just kept getting harder and darker
>akame
...
>>706190720
Water and soda at the moment. I probably won't be drinking until the end of the weekend. Maybe tomorrow. But not tonight.
I changed your condition. Roll dubs and I'll post a lewd.
>>706191093
2/10
>>706191334
Hardcore!
>>706191475
Dubs, huh?
Sounds good to me. Check them.
I'll try to make it fair, so the same goes for you.
>>706191666
Heading off.
Goodnight everybody.
>>706191666
OH SHIT
H
S
H
I
T
>>706191666
Impressive.
>>706191724
So soon? You just started the party.
>>706191334
Smuggalicious
>>706191828
>You need trips for lewds
Never got them.
>Now you need dubs for lewds
Got them first try.
It's a sign.
>>706190636
OwO Aren't you an eager one today?
>>706190979
My friends's tastes in music are complete opposites from mine, I don't that that'd work out too well.
>>706191035
I'm not saying I want to not listen to rock anymore, I'm saying that I somehow can't find anything good to listen to recently.
>>706191093
I just want recommendations, man.
>>706191828
>>706192007
>over ruled she's hot.
>>706190229
You don't like some songs so you have bad taste?
>>706192122
I never see you around anymore
>>706192007
That you'll have a good birthday!
My poster of Shiro arrived today.
>>706192122
Well then what do you currently listen to, just to give me an idea
>>706192122
Do you want to explore new genres or just new bands? Looking for new music is really fun, embrace this feeling.
>>706192274
Now kiss.
>>706192720
Oh shit, I'm stupid, why didn't I do that already? Going to do it now.
>>706192274
Nice? What are the dimensions?
>>706190186
It was pretty good, I got a nice burn going.
>>706190229
I liked tock back in high school and now I switched to metal.Maybe your taste had changed.
>>706191666
WEW LAD
>>706191828
Ugly
>>706192274
If literally anyone ever comes in your room you have revealed your power level.And don't say your parents dont go in your room
>>706189084
It took me a bit to fall asleep so I may need to adjust the alarm by 10 minutes or so. BUT I didn't wake up exhausted, so I think you're on to something!
![snapshot_18.30_[2013.08.13_15.24.36]2.png](https://i.imgur.com/AaaPGzx.jpg "snapshot_18.30_[2013.08.13_15.24.36]2.png")
>>706184942
name: isac
>>706192811
23.4" x 31.2"
>>706192923
I talked to my mom about it, and she's fine with it. I didn't tell her about the relationship I have with Shiro though, obviously. And the only people that go into my room are my parents. It makes me happy, so I don't really care what others think.
>>706192720
Turns out it's a bit harder to kiss something on the ceiling than I anticipated.
>>706192923
>>706193222
underage b&
>>706193222
Nice, I still want to find on of Yuuki. I like it though!
>>706193049
Hello Illya!
>>706192178
I don't quite know, but its just getting that bland. Plus it happens to be some older music.
>>706192228
I've been having some work-related issues recently. More time there, less time here, and I'm getting pissed off about it.
>And still slightly annoyed about the discord thing.
>>706192311
Read the 2nd reply of >>706190229.
>>706192720
Mainly bands.
>>706192923
I'm pretty sure it hasn't.
>>706192122
oh then i misread im sorry
you know the new beatrice poster? he introduced me to some pretty good rock but i cant remember
you should talk to him about it
>>706192274
hey, thats pretty good
memes aside it looks great shiro
>>706192923
sunburn?
that sucks, hows the temp over there in texas?
im asking because i cant get a sunburn here even if i tried
>>706193049
yea i usually set it for 40 min as well. as long as you dont sleep much longer than 30 you are in the save
glad it worked i hope you feel fitter now
gotta love my crazy prof
>>706193464
Hello Yuuki! How are you doing this evening?>>706193589
Definitely feel much more awake! Will be employing this new tech from now on
>>706193589
>>706193464
Thank you. How are you two doing today?
>>706193564
I still don't understand how this equates to you having bad taste.
![Susan [LQ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h37rNKw.jpg "Susan [LQ].jpg")
hello everyone, how goes it?
>>706194016
Pretty good! See >>706192274
How about you?
>>706194016
The ceiling
>>706193564
Well
IRageQuit232#8730
I can't go back now for reasons
>>706194102
Going good, think I'm starting to get sick though, which sucks. Awesome poster, it looks really nice!
>>706194190
Clever
>>706193222
I still think its wrong
>>706193355
True
>>706193564
Just try listening to something else for a little bit
>>706193589
It wasn't too hot here today, its been cloudy.I meant in my legs and lungs, I don't get sunburns famalam
>>706194425
Being sick is no fun. Hope you feel better soon.
It does look nice.
>>706193564
Rock is really vast. What are some of your favourite bands?
>>706193871
>I still don't understand how this equates to you having bad taste.
Agreed. If anything it tells me that you want to satiate your good taste.
I don't get a Ruri lewd because I can't roll dubs.
>>706193842
I'm good, currently watching the LoL Worlds Toruney, you?
>>706193871
Good, haven't done a whole lot. Ate some free pizza, so that's good. You?
>>706193842
always happy to help
gonna do anything with this newfound energy?
>>706193871
im doing great actually
played league for 7 hours and i should feel bad but i dont
how about you?
>>706194488
oh hah my bad then
just assumed since i get sunburned instantly pretty much
getting those legs muscles going
dont skip upper body day
>>706194618
You can do it.
It's just dubs.
Another Tomoko lewd would be good.
>>706194488
It's wrong to have something that makes me happy? Now that confuses me.
>>706194671
>free pizza
Lucky! I only have ramen to eat I think.
I'm doing good, that poster brightened my day up a lot. And the college football team I root for is now 5-0, so that's great.
>>706194718
See above.
>>706194671
Doing great! Just woke up from a nap and am about to head out, throwing a party for my friend who gets back from basic training today!
>>706194718
See above
>>706194718
Maybe in your pussy country people get sunburnt :^)
Upper body day is every day pretty much
>>706194861
Its not having it that's wrong, it's revealing it.Its cringy and makes you look bad.I've never revealed that I've ever watched an anime unless I was specifically asked "Do you watch anime" and even then its just "A little bit but not really".Power levels were made to be hidden.
>>706194740
>>706194861
Yeah haha, my friend got a free pizza from papa johns, and he didn't want to eat all of it so we met up and ate it. What team is that? UGA lost today, they aren't doing so well this season
>>706194990
Nice! Sounds like a ton of fun!
Everyone! Keep your head down! He's up in the rocks and if he sees you, you're dead. So be careful with the snipe-
>>706195262
C'mon...
>>706195689
Dubs
>>706194861
yea i bet
i cant seem to find any yuno merchandise in this faggotass country
>>706194990
basic training? im sorry not sure what it is
hope you have fun though
>>706195219
nah im just fucking white as fuck
i was joking fitizen
>>706195609
Shit meme, post it somewhere else.
>>706195689
>1 off
Kek
>>706193589
I'll try doing that.
>>706193871
I actually went over some of them and realized that some of them were shit. Should it not be that simple?
>>706194199
Because Es?
>>706194488
But finding better songs among the more shittier ones they've been putting out there is starting to get troublesome.
>>706194563
I don't have any. I just go by whatever song catches on, I suppose.
>>706195264
Nebraska. Georgia is doing okay this season.
>>706195219
I don't care if I look bad. I stated before that it makes me happy and I don't care what others think. Fuck 'em if they don't care about my happiness.
And as I also said before, no one else besides my parents are going into my room.
>>706195818
That's pretty shit. Where did you live?
>>706195766
Oh shit i acutally got them
>>706195815
Nice pic of you
>>706195955
It's pretty easy to detect shit music, at least for me. I listen, think 'oh, this is shit', and carry on. So yea, it should be simple.
>>706195955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xx5pzHDlY
i remembered one album he linked me
i wonder if you like this
>>706195959
yea it sucks
i live in the netherlands
they dont even sell the manga of mirai nikki
i dont know what to spend my money on, i cant be a real weeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYZ_Radglhw
>>706196469
Nice feet, nice 69.
>>706195818
Hey I'm no /fit/izen, I'm not that gay
>>706195959
Personally I like to look good to others which is why I dress nice and act well mannered, but I suppose if you don't care you can look like a disgusting weeaboo.
>>706196469
D I S G U S T I N G P A W S
>>706196544
Spend it on guns
Oh wait :^)
>>706196668
FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU SERIOUS
>>706196666
>>706195959
I don't really follow UGA football (or college football for that matter), they're just the team closest to me lol.
>>706196762
You were 2 away, you weren't that close
>>706196469
nice feet
>stellar claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbxgYlcNxE8
>>706196923
My nigga, I almost bought a Tchaikovsky CD today
>>706195766
Do you think this is a game?
>>706196668
Who am I trying to impress? Please tell me, as I've stated many times the only people that go into my room are my parents.
>>706196889
2 is a rather small number
>>706197109
Impress your parents, every child should strive to.
>>706197047
Not dubs. Yes
>>706197168
I already try to do that. That's a part of the reason why I run and do weight training.
>>706197233
I am genuinely agitated.
>>706197233
Oh however do I do it :^)
>>706197289
IT KEEPS HAPPENING!
>>706197289
Cirno or however you spell it taught me well
>>706197365
>>706197366
>>706197366
Uh, excuse me strimmer, I believe it's spelled
"Churno"
>>706197421
Wow.
Tough luck.
>>706197283
That's not impressive, every man should do that.
>>706197421
>21
Kek
>>706197476
Okay. I don't know how I should try and impress my parents.
>>706197421
Okay okay I'll stop with the dubs
>>706197038
>buying CDs
:^)
