You have the chance to pick one video game character to fuck? Who do you pick?
Sonic the hedgehog
Juliet Starling
Zelda.
>>706167042
Ophellia orc tamer
>>706167042
your mom
It's a tie between Faridah Malik or Clara Lille for me tbh
>>706167042
Jill Valentine.
>>706167042
Link
>>706168463
Both are lousy lays I heard....
>>706168463
a sweede and an arab. there's a race joke in there. something about arab lesbians stealing white women
Baeonetta
F U C K I N G A
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>>706168603
She's French-Canadian tho
her
>>706168603
Ahaa! A swede trans-gender and a Filipino man both walk into a barbershop in Lafeyette. The barber looks first at the Thai she-male and then the slooty Fin, shakes her head and says 'getta da fuck owdda ere', m8'!
>>706168076
Great, a massive faggot. Just what this thread needs.
>>706169003
What kinda shit you play, love?
>>706169112
Right? I mean, who the fuck wants to smash on a young elf looking for some magical tree....stupid nigger.
The girl from that adventure game with the purple monkey wonkers.
>>706169264
If you want to fuck blond guys - go to ireland. Not this thread faggot.
>>706169275
Damn I didn't think anyone had a simmilar waifu taste
>>706168745
Carefull. IT'S A TRAP!!!
beyond two souls
General Raam
>>706169267
Oi! is that the one that has that loogin shoe fucker that swing a jackhammer at you from the fruitstand? I love that game, m8!
Christie from Dead or Alive.
>>706167042
My randomized Skein character
>>706169392
I was talking about Zelda you dumb tryhard....also, there are no blondes in Ireland you dumb monkey...read a fucking book, son.
this one
>>706167042
>>706167042
good choice OP
>>706169734
Neck to smawl.
>>706169609
I would soo fuck all her holes....eyes, mouth, pussy, ass, the ones I would make....good taste anon!
tomb raider
any fem panda from wow
>>706169716
Shiiiiiet they made her face super fucking qt in the second game.
fuck the queen herself
>>706169888
Agreed. To do this they actually modeled a 12-13 year old boy fro France or some shit for the realistic effect mesh. Qt indeed.
Bowser
ellie last of us
>>706167820
>could pick any character in any game ever
>picks the most mundane cookie-cutter dime a dozen white girl
Kys, I'm fucking triggered.
>>706167042
sigma klim
>>706169935
More like Babe-ra Gordon, amirite?
Shak'ti. Mmm Fantastic.
>>706169807
Lulu
I am only attracted to things that can kill me because I am a dysfunctional idiot
ahsoka tano
Easy. Miranda from ME. She got that booty too. The whole package from head to toe.
adult Ciri from Witcher 3
miles
>>706170402
>Implying any of the characters in this thread couldn't kill your faggot ass
liara
OH HOLY SHIT DAT QT ASIAN DOE
>>706170522
Muh nigga, I was about to think I was alone. The scar makes her even sexier.
Annie from league of legends.
Hate fuck a 10 year old throwing fire while her demon possessed bear watches. Sounds like fun.
Hitomi from dead or alive 4
>>706170698
She's six.
>>706170774
Why is her face so square?
>>706170162
oh baby
>>706170522
>adult
>>706168076
Zelda is a guy you fag.
I'll take Jo-beth
korra
>>706167042
Tali
>>706170698
Riven would be a good hate lay too. Fuck that cancerous kit of hers.
And make all the yordles living fleshlights.
>>706170936
Link is a guy you fucking retard.
Princess Zelda is a female.
Give me Felicia
Piper from Fallout 4
>>706169215
what game is this?
>>706171044
>Falling for such low quality bait
>>706171044
Fuck you Zelda is a boy name
did someone say tali
>>706171127
Prison Architect or something like that
Bloodrayne
>>706167042
There can only be one
overwatch
>>706170936
You fucking casual
>>706167042
Tali
>>706168729
She would've been my only reason to play Watchdogs 2. Fuck those games.
Any bitch from overwatch but out of all hoes in overwatch I'd say D. Va
>Liking annoying papergirl more than qt French android intellectual
kill la kill
>>706171865
There was a klk video game?
>>706171644
I'm honestly sad as fuck she isn't going to be in 2, but i'm gonna buy it anyway and hope for the return of T-Dog.
Mileena from Mortal Kombat
>>706172238
Too much teeth for blowjobs
>>706171998
i'd call you a fucking pervert for that, unless you're referring to the upcoming season 3
>>706171982
not really, just wanted to post here lol cuz she is a fuckable character
whynot
Based Curie claimed
>>706171865
I think you are in the wrong thread friend.
>>706172336
Either is good but that season 3 Clem looks fine!
>>706170171
Jump into ongoing traffic, faggot.
Haydee
Blaze
Magic Knight
>>706169868
rrrrrrhhhhh !
>>706172562
>either is good
you do realise that she's only 10/11 in season 2 right? season 3 is around 16 which is legal in the UK at least
>>706172506
i've done had enough of this!
>>706172900
>season 3 is around 16
Lightning from FF13
>>706170604
The smartest choice!
>>706173061
perhaps 8-chan would be more suitable for your tastes...
>>706167042
nigga i dont play video games
Jessica Rose from BO3
If she took a shower I'd hit it.
>>706170159
Def
>>706173617
>Not being turned on by the whole rugged, survivalist vibe
Are you legitimately a homosexual?
>>706170522
Yeah, adult
<_<
>_>
Princess Zelda, but I imagine with her it would be more than just a fuck since she is the triforce of love. I figure it very intimately compassionate, immediate sense of bonding. Probably the most affection I'll ever get, even if it's just in my head.
Knowing this board I'm surprised this choice hasn't been made yet...
>>706174707
Go away.
Triss from The Witcher.
claim
Mad Moxxi
>>706174707
just sod off while you still can
Quistis Trepe from Final Fantasy VIII.
Or Yuffie Kisaragi from VII. Tough call, really. Cute Japanese girl, or sexy bondage teacher.
>>706175356
fuck i forgot about her good choice
>>706174707
Bruh, everyone says Krystal. EVERYONE. She's hot, but come on. Show some originality for once.
Picture related, it's a beautiful female Tauren. They would be my first choice. <3
>>706175435
I'd go for Quistis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clHB7cyzVwk
I LOVE PARIS !
>>706172007
Fuck T-Dawg, fuck the buggy ass gameplay, fuck their shitty QTEs, fuck their shitty story, fuck those games.
even as james kidd
>>706167042
What's it matter? Below the neck 98% of female video game characters are identical.
>>706170162
yes please
>>706172636
haha>>706172636
old skool
>>706176770
Piss off lad.
Story wasn't bad by any means, the gameplay wasn't buggy at fucking all, T-Dog was a pussy slaying god, the mechanics were actually fucking great, especially the stealth mech, the combat could've been better, but i'm sure they'll improve on that.
Watchdogs was by no means a shitty game, and if you believe so your opinion is worth just about 2/5ths of a real persons.
>>706167042
Pic related
I succeed where retarded ai npc enemy could not
Gamefu
>>706176915
Oh my god I forgot about this cute son of a bitch. I swear to god, the whole game I thought I was gay as fuck for thinking he was cute. Never been so glad to find out somebody was essentially a reverse trap.
>>706177297
same...fucking...here bro.
>>706167042
master tigress from kung fu panda
>>706175182
My nigga
>>706176915
>>706176794
good choice
>>706177128
>>706176770
>>706172007
It was T-Bone, not T-Dog.
Also, Watchdogs was definitely underrated. WD2 will be better, then everything after that will be dull retreading of WD2. Such is the way of Ubisoft.
>>706177643
hopefully watch dogs 2 will be like assassins creed 2 was to the original creed. Still think that wd was a decent game just the main character was a total dick
Nova
>>706178210
don't count on it, ubisoft really don't have much potential for new games, nearly every single one after 2013 has sucked or disappointed in some way or another
>>706170936
I'm so glad someone else remembers this awesome game. Everybody looks at me like I've got a dick growing out of my forehead when I reminisce about Timesplitters.
Also, Aela the Huntress for nut-busting, scratching, biting, hair-pulling orgasms.
Nobody wants to fuck Tracer. That`s surprising
>>706177643
I feel so painfully autistic.
I don't know why I was thinking T-Dog..
>>706178740
You have Widowmaker and Mei. Tracer is too skinny.
>>706178704
I'd imagine Mjoll would be pretty great in the violent sex department too.
Maybe Vex too..
>>706179580
How could you leave out Mercy?
Swiss MILF>> imo
alyx from half life 2
>>706180060
I'm a decently beefy guy, but I imagine Mjoll would just wreck me. I picture Vex being into some kinky dominatrix shit. I can never decide if she's cute or not though.
>>706180184
This. I was so lovestruck by her. There's something about her character, not overtly sexual, but so competent and capable that makes her attractive for me.
Pharah
>>706180413
her ass had like the most polygones per volume in the whole game
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