Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706151951
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
FUCKING DOOT FUCKERS
Claimed.
>>706160861
why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnF2V0mh4eo
>>70610899
Calamity-masu'd
>>706160630
>seaport
I don't think I've seen one with blue eyes. Well as far as i know at the least
Oooooh. Um maybe? Lol. If they don't do anything first that might get me on my guard
>>706160899
Cirno claim
>>706161163
I'm sure there won't be much out of the ordinary.
>>706161075
And I keep on meaning to ask you, why do you dislike me?
https://youtu.be/CO8vBVUaKvk
>>706161197
It's okay, I'm a worthless piece of shit anyhow.
>>706161456
Nobody said that
>>706161320
So spook me first then warm up to me? Will there be plenty of hugs involved?
>>706161817
Oh yeah, plenty. A lot of abyssals look nice to cuddle with, like Seaport Princess herself.
>>706160630
>Seaport
They're both very cute.
>>706161914
No doubts to that!
>>706161063
good morning akame
did you sleep good?
Mako claimed
>>706161751
Best seasonal waifu
>>706162016
cut me yuno
>>706161990
Seaport Himedere
>>706161908
Seaport is a given! Lol you know that. Who else are as huggable?
>cute halloween pic
It's time
Rin claimed
https://youtu.be/Q7aOWIFgIZQ
I'm bored.
>>706162118
Why are you trying to be sacho?
>>706162016
morning. Slept alright but waking up was very rough. I'm focusing quite hard on not throwing up but I think it has to happen to start fresh
>>706161990
The lolicon in me is telling me to pick Hoppou over Seaport, but I'd really like to cuddle up next to Seaport under a blanket, even over such a cute loli.
>>706162183
Old man pleaser
https://youtu.be/7RRbrWmaKyU
>>706162131
So far, I'll say Midway, Submarine, and Seaport Water Oni. There's a lot of abyssals!
>>706162425
Why not both?
>>706162498
Faggot ass nigga
>>706162368
Oh that sucks I'm sorry
Food didn't do that good then I guess
How many days in a row haven't you eaten?
Perhaps it's time to see a doc?
>>706162118
The season has lasted 9 years and it's still going.
>>706162438
?
>>706162498
That would be nice, but beggars can't be choosers, so Seaport, final answer. Well, obviously Shiro over everything else, but if I had to choose between Hoppou and Seaport, it'd be Seaport.
>>706162210
My meme...
>>706162498
There goes a purple eyes abyssal and not a blue one lol. Would this be midway? A cute. Makes you wonder if they have fun. Playing around when not fighting the ship girls
>>706162746
Face of seasonal is Miku :^)
>>706162756
Its a meme that anon used wrong. Since your waifu is named Rin he called her an oldman pleaser
>>706162654
I never go for more than one day without eating a little something, but I'm really running on empty and my stupid ass figured out it was a good idea to pass out to bed full of undigested alcohol
>>706162992
How you gonna call Miku seasonal but you claim a KLK waifu?
>>706162844
I guess it's only fair. I'd cuddle with Seaport too.
>>706162988
Still Seaport, but I need to show Midway.
ruby is waifu for laifu
>>706163102
Roobs no...
>>706163081
Its a joke dude
>>706163102
Fag
I
>Stop bike to get some water real quick
>See myself in a car mirror
It's been a while since I've gotten to admire how good I look while doing sports, especially biking
>>706163095
She seems very cuddleable. I think I'd have to credit that to her figure.
>>706163282
Picture.
>>706163095
Remember that talk about seeing through their deathly glare? I'mma need help l
>>706161560
It's true, though.
>>706163192
yes
>>706162992
Thanks for the info, anon
>>706163346
Just think about how beautiful the abyssal is!
>>706163282
Yeah, the abyssals look really nice.
>>706163366
not really.
Also nice double dubs
>>706163496
They're ABYSSmal :^)
Claiming Felix
>>706163496
I'm trying! No evail :(. Can I compliment them to see a smile?
>>706163740
Traps are godtier husbandos
>>706163649
Oh you!
>>706163794
Always.
>>706163876
we talkin abt waifus here gtfo w ur husbando shit
>>706162992
I can say that she has no problems adapting to different seasons.
>>706163997
Yay! Like that pic you posted!
>>706164141
Maybe the reason why the abyssals don't smile too much is because they're bashful!
>>706163496
Indeed.
>>706163998
>
>>706164246
Hime is so cuddly. I wish I had a Momma Hime
>>706164307
It would really sound heartwarming to say the least.
>>706164247
Shiro looks nice too!
>>706163535
Why are you still talking to me? You're wasting your time, Anon.
>>706164548
I have plenty of time
>>706164467
She looks like she's always comfy. Does she wear a sweater?
>>706163876
>tfw you will most likely never have a qt 3.14 trap bf in real life
>>706163248
Faggot
>>706164246
No kidding, I believe that. Most for your pics I've seen are mainly blushes. It's adorable
>>706164267
The T seems to be cut off. Would you like the original?
>>706163315
Hello!
>>706164636
Then you should spend it on someone or something actually worth your time, unlike me.
>>706164652
>>706164247
>>706164246
>>706164112
>>706163876
>>706163494
>>706163248
>>706163169
Also...
>>706164719
Yes please, even though the t doesn't really change the message
>>706164652
Double faggot
>>706164641
Looks more like a dress to me.
>>706164719
Blushing is one of the best signs of moe.
>>706164803
But nobody else is talking to me, and i can multitask
>>706164895
Looks like a sweaterdress hybrid
Goodnight.
>>706165033
I'm going to head out now. It was nice talking with you. Find someone nice to speak to for me.
>>706165141
Agreed! Looks like it's always keeping her in a cozy temperature.
Hime looks like a buster version of the girl from Die Antwoord
>>706165169
Nigga it's like 1:30 I'm the afternoon in Texas.
>>706160712
where is this from?
>>706165169
>>706164849
Oh nevermind then
>>706164895
It is! I'd love to see a spin off about the abyssal girls with cute voices that matches and don't match their looks of that makes sense
>>706165169
Night
>>706165357
Its Air Defence Princess from KanColle
>>706165357
Kantai Collection
>>706165440
>
>>706165440
Quit spoonfeeding
>>706165221
bye
Tadaima ittekimasu!
>>706165328
nigga it's like 11:37 I'm
the afternoon in Arizona
>>706165409
I'd easily imagine that Seaport's is a quiet, shy-sounding kind of voice. It'd fit her so much!
>>706165681
Hi
>>706165589
what's wrong with answering a question?
>>706165676
bye bye.
>>706165681
this.
>>706165766
Oh that would be perfect! While hoppo is energetic and cheerful. Seaport also seems like the type not to mess with when angered
>>706165766
>voice
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/kancolle/images/f/fd/Harbour_Hime_Intro.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20150302003720
>>706165681
I miss Arizona, I spend a month or so out of the year in Prescott valley.
>>706164681
Only a little
>>706164849
Why am I included in this
>>706165932
Yep. Who knows how would she use those big arms and claws!
>>706165965
HOO. Thanks for that, Syndrabro!
>>706165328
>Mavis lives in Texas
What city famalam
>>706165845
Give a man a fish, they eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, they eat for a lifetime.
Only babies need to be spoon fed.
>>706166152
She uses them for hugs only. What other used are there?
>>706166119
Because Galil is sexy
>>706166183
Give a man a fire he's warm for the night
Throw him in the fire he's warm for the rest of his life
>>706166183
I won't look something up for someone, but if I know off the top of my head I'll pretty much always share the information with people.
just woke up my famallamas how have you all been
>>706165831
Hi
>>706165845
That
>>706166171
theres only 3 cities in texas in texas
>>706166328
i laughed
>>706166222
Well, that's a good point. She's too pure to be angered!
Also, I'm not exactly sure because you can only do so much with big arms and claws, but there's usually a way around it. I can always hold one of her claws!
>>706166328
Plz no
>>706166152
Here is the rest of the ingame lines.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Harbour_Princess
>>706166438
What I can't wank it to beautiful animoo girksw?
>>706166406
Exactly! Maybe she just raises them to scare others when things get a bit out of crazy? Makes you wonder what's under that sleeve if. Cause that can be her acutal hand
>I can always hold one of her claws!
Whoa! Mama bear! That's a bit lewd!!
>>706166537
Jerk to M16 or RK95 but not Galil please it makes me sad
>>706166405
i overslept so i missed you this morning
how is your weekend going?
>>706166439
Very nice.
>>706166710
>actual hand
I wish you don't spoil it for me.
Also, lewd, but not over-sexualized!
>>706164467
She does look nice. Girls are always very beautiful when they're the light of your life.
>>706164745
Hi! How're you doing?
>>706166713
How does a compliment make you sad? Plus waifu claiming threads were originally to fap to waifus. Also FNC is a hottie too
>>706166961
>originally to fap to waifus.
You are completely wrong.
>>706166788
i didn't even get on earlier, so, you didn't miss me
it has just started and it is ok so far
how has your weekend been
>>706166961
galil will never understand
>>706166961
It just doesn't feel right.
I don't know about that, but if it was true it isn't anymore
Yes that is true
>>706166960
>Girls are always very beautiful when they're the light of your life.
Now that's pretty powerful. Well said!
>>706166855
Oh. I didn't know. And spoiling the show? Cause haven't watched it in a long time
Fair point, mama bear. Fair point. No calling each other by first name. Okay?
>>706167149
i meant my morning, your night
any plans for it?
mine has been garbage pretty much. should be doing homework and studying but i played LoL for 8 hours today
>>706167235
Hey Galil-chan
>>706167871
>>706167625
Fair enough, fair enough.
>>706167871
Felix <3
>>706168021
Good mama bear! And is seaport the biggest abyssal? She seems to tower over others.Lol nice little chat. I'll maybe see you later in thread if you decide to come
>>706168106
Galil-chan <3
>>706168286
I'm not too keen on how tall the abyssals are, but I think they average around 7'. I plan on trying to be more active for now!
>>706168330
How's it going Felix?
>I'm busy so might take a bit to respond
>>706168625
what's this from?
>>706167648
not much plans for today, gonna eat and play some games, maybe practice using a skateboard
how did that league tourney you watched go
>>706168979
Kantai Collection.
>>706168979
Boku no Pico
>>706167100
Its origins were a thread where you post your waifus so an anon could fap. It then evolved into a chaotic claiming thread with no elitists to rule over them. Then they got a couple of rules like "claim your waifu", "insult other waifus", "rate other waifus". Then it became more of a general. This is when most oldfags started coming. Eventually they started to develop into a niche community on /b/. A couple of anons would circlejerk while most only claim. Soon came November when waifu grew a little so that more anons joined in the circlejerk. This era in history was known as the "Rise of the 'Elitist'". Sooner more new people join that the oldfags felt irrelevant and started the elitist meme. They weren't called elitists yet, but as /waifu/ developed more and more the threads became more frequent when Syndra or Tenryuu (forgot which one) proposed to make them 24/7. By then, /b/ started to hate us. What had become of our little claiming threads? At first the circlejerking was harmless fun until it was 24/7. Soon we had grew into a large community with almost a centenary of members. Spamming became more frequent. Sometimes done by a certain shitposter other times done by fags that think that we are using precious amounts of interwebz for their trap-threads. Through all of this the new generation of elitist rose. If the original elitist saw them they would be disgraced. But who cares about so-called "elitism". Sooner it became cool to shitpost on /waifu/. Newfriends would tell us to go back to the original /waifu/ known as /a/. Most of the Avatarfags here tell them to fuck off or what not. Then came another era "Summer of '16". This is when most of our present posters joined. This angered the original "elitists" (I 'm not saying that elitist should kys or anything, just calling them that to differentiate from other anons.) Anyhow the OG Elitists mostly left our /waifu/.
>cont
>TL:DR: a genuine history of /waifu/ Thats not a shitpost
>pic unrelated
>>706167276
Thank you.
>>706168658
Fairly good
Supposed to be hanging out with some friends soon
>>706169011
thanks
>>706169052
you little shit..
>>706169167
ACTUALLY we would simply discuss our waifu.
Their likes, dislikes, birthdays, favorite food, "if this happened what would you do", "how would you spend your day with them", height, weight, manga, anime, merchandise, etc.
There was a Rei Ayanami claimer who would wait until the /waifu/ thread was up, and would proceed to make a Waifu Fap thread.
Tenryuu would originally start the threads, and most of the threads afterward. We would actually 404 before we hit image cap.
THEN people started flooding in, bringing in drama and bullshit. /waifu/ went 24/7 and the older users started to drift away from the newer users using third party programs like Discord and Telegram.
A huge schism was created thanks to the effort of a few people who were not admitted into the discord and started fucking crying.
A few months, and newfags, later we are here.
Did you even try?
>>706168982
ah that sounds pretty good, are you a skater?
any good at it? that stuff is pretty impressive
oh it was great! my favourite team won a match, it really looks like they are about to pick it up.
im super hyped for the comming weeks
>>706169337
Goods always good, hope you have fun with your friends
Mai, are you here?
>>706169405
Pay no heed to those who mention memes made out of animes.
>>706169866
If he actually checked out Boku no Pico he's a newfag and deserved it.
>>706169933
OK.
>>706169052
you just gave me rheumatoid arthritis
>>706169610
naw im not, when i was little i used to be able to ride decently nothing fancy though
what level is the tourney (regional, national, international)
>>706169577
>>706169167
wew lad
>>706169866
yeah..
fortunately there are still anons like you
>>706169933
Just because I actually did..
Whatever, fck you anon!
This is 4chan. Be nice.
>>706169577
>>706169167
>caring this much
>>706170242
>This is 4chan. Be nice.
Nope, fuck you, lurk moar.
>>706169167
>>706169577
YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT
/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.
NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.
AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.
Chen claimed.
>>706169980
btw saving every 1 you post.
randomely joined this thread first time
saw her the first time
instantly had to save-
yes i'm a newfriend.
>>706170449
She's quite the beauty, isn't she?
>>706170304
Well I wanted to insult you for that "stop spoonfeeding" before anyway..
>>706170735
Yeah, she is.
So, is it true? It's from a game?
lurking wiki right now.
QOTT:Your waifu wants you to be more active and stop being a NEET
Wat do?
>>706169167
Cont'd.
Anyway the OGs usually lurk. Some of them occasionally post. Some of them are shitposters. A portion have tooken on new personas. But thats not important. By this portion of /waifu/'s history we developed rich (some toxic) culture. Like the elitism meme. This meme is toxic. As it gives the shitposters reasons to shitpost, which support these so-called "elitists" so they can add fuel to the shitposters flame. This vicious cycle is a pillar that supports the firefight of "elitism" shitstorm. Rich culture can be construed by which biased you are. Like think of /waifu/ as a two-party system. One's Republicans the others are Democrats (in /waifu/'s case the elitists are Republicans and the shitposters are NOT democrats but for the sake of this analogy they will be). The "Elitists" want to keep /waifu/ cozy while the shitposters want freedom from quality control and stuff. But like America's two party system there is a third-party. This party is a hybrid of elitist and shitposter (kinda like OG Tomoko, no offence). Then the "Fall of '16" came and we almost had equal amounts of newfags join. By then Project Waifu Beach was canceled partly from the department of Hand-kun and the sheer amount of newfriends. Soon enough, almost none of us knew anyone from Project Waifu Beach. I remember most, if not all PWB anons. The amount of newfriends marked more toxicity and the downfall of waifu. Soon enough people committed acts of heresy so often heresy became the norm in /waifu/. Seriously every night people post lewds of their waifu. Even if /waifu/ sinks to the bottom and have almost no members left we will be reborn and historu will repeat itself. Hell I barely know anybody ITT these days.
Source: /waifu/ archives
>>706169577
>did you even try
Are you implying I was shitposting? I know I'm Mi Liu but that wasn't a shitposts.
>>706170208
oh thats too bad, why did you quit and why do you want to pick it up again?
its international, its the world championship
the american team im rooting for beat the best korean team so im pretty excited
they can really get far because it wasnt just a win it was a stomp
>>706170842
Yes, but from what I've heard, the vidya isn't really that good.
>>706170932
Say "You first."
>>706170932
I'm not a NEET, actually, I go to college.
>>706170449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfJtYD7EHl0
>>706170941
And are we -really- going to start this elitist crap again?
Can we please get a new meme? This one's been beaten so much you're practically playing the xylophone on it's fucking skeleton.
>>706170997
Tomoko is now /fit/ and operates a small shipping company.You are still fat and unemployed.Now what?
>>706171048
You have gotten your degree, but not a job.Now what?
>>706170990
"Japanese Online-Card Game"
I don't even know how to imagine that.
But since I created a new folder for her it's too late to stop lurking
any link you would like to share brother
>>706169167
>>706170941
You over-analyse and care too much.
>>706171192
Not starting any elitist crap. "Elitism" is a sole part of /waifu/
>>706170941
This is your OG Shit posting Tomoko-fag. Promising that if you elect me for Overlord of /Waifu/ I will make sure you know you're waifu is shit.
>>706171414
Well that changes the situation completely. Guess I git fit and start lifting them packages boy.
>>706171181
Whut?
>>706170932
Get a new waifu. whe obviously doesn't like me for who i am so i don't like her
>>706171472
I'm afraid that you're on your own for this, because I've no interest in the game. Apologies.
>>706170932
I have lean muscle, but more or less on the educated part.
>>706171192
It's not a meme, it's reality. When do you ever see OG posters here? Rarely, they all left this shithole for Discord/Telegram.
>>706171527
Good job
>>706171584
>Get a new waifu
If you're so willing to do that she wasn't a waifu in the first place.
>>706171512
Is it because an shitposter is smarter than you that you say this?
>>706171527
You've got my vote. Hell I'll be your running mate. Maybe you've motivated me to post pics of Mi Liu now
>>706171414
Get a job
>>706171659
Nono
I mean for pictures.
>Assuming you got a gallery
>>706171863
Oh, I didn't know what you meant. Sorry about that.
I can link a mega so that you can download my whole folder, if you want.
>>706171984
Forgot a picture. Whoops!
>>706171984
It would be an honor, dear anon.
>>706172021
>saving
I'm coming home to (You)
>>706171472
It's a terrible game to be honest, unless you enjoy endless grinding. Still worth to try and see what it is I guess, the characters are really cute.
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Tutorial:_How_to_Register
>>706171518
>>706171768
that's a meme you dip
I'm well aware /elitism/ is real
And now that all new people are elitists and already in discord /waifu/ is dead
>>706171795
No, it's because you genuinely seem to care far too much.
Tenryuu started posting these threads, people started claiming their waifus, the threads reached a larger audience, and now we're here. Nothing else of importance has happened and it's largely the same.
>>706171768
I'm right here, fam. And Shiki posts pretty often too. I'd even consider Syndra OG.
>>706172122
Will do.
A new breed of elitism :^)
>>706172195
That's not how /waifu/ started. When it became 24/7 is the generation of "newfags". Now I'm not saying I'm an oldfag but I'm more knowledgeable about this community
>>706172280
Don't forget the OG Heretic. Aka CCta
>>706170961
eh, just didn't bother buying a new one, decided to start again because i need a mode of transportation thats easier to take care of than a bike
>not just a win, it was a stomp
sounds like sfv
>>706171768
because when one makes friends online and they find a more private alternative they go to that alternative to meet up, just like in real life when you make friends with co-workers and classmates
>>706170932
semi neet, im actually have been applying for jobs and im gonna go back to school in a year or so, and i actually am being more active surprisingly
>>706171527
i'm voting for you now
>>706172195
writing how shit happened doesn't always mean one cares too much
>>706172140
i agree most in that catagory are shit unless, its pokemon, yugioh, magic, or a similar style or ripoff
how you doing anyways
>>706172494
pic
>>706172175
You have to be on more than a month to be even CONSIDERED an elitists. Having chats outside of the thread isn't elitism. It's when they think they are higher than us because they are in those chats. Discord Elitism is a meme
>>706172140
yeah i guess
thanks for the link
>>706172494
I'm doing great. And no, it's not a ripoff to those at all, it's nothing like a card game actually.
It's an RPG where the only gameplay is making teams of 6 ships and sending them in sorties or expeditions, other than that it's all up to randomness.
>>706172490
I'm pretty sure I know how these threads started, since I've been here since day one.
If Tenryuu isn't to be credited, who is?
>>706172494
I do think two lengthy posts about the history of something so irrelevant means you care too much.
>>706172280
Miho's been around for a while, too.
>>706172280
Hence why I said rarely. MOST OG posters have already ditched the thread for Discord/Telegram.
>>706172175
It's sad era indeed. The majority of posters here are just shitposters and circlejerks.
I remember the good ol' days when we actually talked about waifus and didn't hugbox.
>>706172494
But what I'm saying is that's the reason these threads are such a shithole now.
>>706172697
I should of known it was you posting.
>>706172494
so you are a lazy shit?
also what is wrong with a bike? i use it all the time never had to take care of it once.
>sfv
i have no idea what you mean with this
>>706172918
There are a few people I forget that have been here for a long time. But, yeah, most don't post anymore.
>>706173028
I couldn't leave /b/ even if I tried. The site will have to go down and die to rid of me.
>>706172467
So?
also, got steamerino?
>>706173605
https://mega.nz/#!q1ZhiZ4D!R2sPPGq3A91NI_uGjHBSPaYI8MIPlS6nMaYscTwEPfw
Here's my folder, and yes I do!
>Seaport
>>706174053
Would be glad if you add me
Looking for nice anons since i'm bit of a newfriend
>steam: rogerandi
(my avatar is holding a sign)
and thanks for the link!
last
>>706175083
Last!
>>706174749
Mind getting on the new thread?
>>706175392
I was about to leave
But I would never decline a nice chat
See you there