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>>706137534
>>706137615
there are some weird people out there
>>706137735
>>706137725
a horrifyingly awkward job
the question would be: would you put that on a resume?
>>706137615
>>706137871
>>706137889
>uh gonna let you off with a warning
The s stands for stinky right?
>>706137979
>>706138038
some people are in to that (not me though)
>>706137666
It's me. I haven't even bothered dropping by the chons for months now, even to lurk. Scrolling through the entirety of /b/ just reminds me that the only good thing left about this place is fur, and generally only because of the people involved
>>706138107
>the people involved
Here, you'll want this.
It's dangerous to go alone.
>>706138038
where is her pseudo penis?
>>706138084
what was her name again? i remember that skunk
>>706138084
>>706138186
>>706138236
>>706138212
someone should have had one with them all backwards just to post in a group like that
>>706138269
Doesn't need one, Goldberg looks weird enough to ruin it anyway
>>706138338
>>706138313
fifi
if I remember correctly she was a sweet heart with a sexy accent. Plus the french part lends itself to smut with maid outfits
>>706138413
>3
she kinda had that 80's 90's loose clothes style and the accent/voice played in my head
hnnng
>>706138084
>>706138338
>>706138413
stop posting that,we are now at level 7 furfaggotry, the worst level.
>>706138413
>>706138428
if everyone is going to post a copy of that pic, someone should have one that's off, like people in reverse order or text funny, just to see if anyone notices
>>706138413
also, i'm french, don't touch my country
>>706138541
This one already has an easter egg in it.
An easter egg that might give you a heart-wrenching moment once you understand its implications.
Wait, someone said something about "isn't under 2mb" and I thought they were mistaken. It's seriously TWO now? I was going to leave anyway, but that gives me a reason to throw a fit on the way out
>>706138541
>>706138513
I'm assuming this means you want more
>>706138485
good times, why aren't kids shows that good anymore?
>>706138653
>>706138631
you mean that that pic is ridiculously hot and I'm totally saving it
>>706138653
I'll be out anyways, so enjoy your level 7 radioactivity.
>>706138722
<3
>>706138653
mostly due to the pendulum swinging and society becoming super pussified, along with the fear of originality so churning out more of the same shit is more profitable.
>>706138754
There's a certain innocence about that pic you posted, that makes me smile.
And the fact that you really dig tf+tg.
>>706138754
>>706138790
>level 7 radioactivity.
I might have stuff like that
>>706138985
>>706138858
I'd love to have a body like hers, not that I think I'd be ready to be the fandom's biggest slut, I don't think I could handle the responsibility
>>706138790
>plenty of exposed skin
That's a pretty shit suit, yo. At least get serious
>>706139053
>>706138808
I actually think its the emphasis on teaching things, kids shows used to have a lot more ethics, legit problem solving, and villains that were actually evil
>>706139182
>>706139054
the fact that''s clearly a woman in that suit makes me wonder if you have that as fap material
>>706139182
technically had some protagonists that were also antagonists in their universe as well, there was more creative writing behind a lot of it, amazing world of gumball is actually pretty decent in that regard though
>>706139333
>>706139336
I'll keep that in mind, I want to go back and collect the old ones for potential future kids
>>706139182
Kids' shows teaching things isn't always such a good idea
>>706139333
The first thing that came to mind when I thought "radiation/hazmat" was to go to Fallout. The wiki always shows the clothing for both sexes when possible
>>706139466
>>706139504
oh fine, ruin this for me
>>706139574
>>706139754
Yay, packages!
Where is this faggot dash?
>>706139754
>>706139882
damn I had that perk but I shot his face off before I got that dialogue option
>>706139504
I think it depends on what is taught.
Things that don't work like "Believe in friendship!" are bullshit and really shouldn't be there. I'm not saying teach them the opposite (ie, the real deal as it is IRL), I'm saying that they just shouldn't go over it.
Let the kid experience it for themselves, rather than finding out the harsh truth realising that they were lied to on TV, or worse, being scared from the real world by what they saw on TV.
>>706139958
He's at dick sucking class
>>706139968
>>706139958
>>706140019
Nope. I'm just lurking elsewhere whilst listening to music and playing guitar.
>>706140167
So I was right
>>706140210
Nope.
>>706140269
I don't believe I ever gave you a label outside of "self-quote anon".
>>706140269
>>706140435
>>706140412
I'm the Slug Guy, used to post on /d/ a lot with the name, stopped doing that a while back when they started deleting girls with udders from cowgirl threads
>>706140505
Ah yes, now I remember that moniker.
>>706139968
Keep pressing the issue and you can get him upstairs alone. Fuck him just for the hell of it and then afterwards when he's asleep, headshot him with his own gun. That's how you're supposed to do it
>>706140505
>>706140505
Oh, so I was close. I thought you were Snails or whatever. But now I wonder why herm faggot was called Snailkin. Or was that originally you, and the name somehow transferred to him? Because I definitely remember a name like that, and I kinda remember the thread with the herm snails or whatever the fuck.
>>706140626
>>706140621
damn so I missed an opportunity to be a slut.
That said throwing him across the casino with a gauss rifle was pretty great
bump
>>706140746
>>706140712
wasn't me, I think I remember that guy at some point though. I'm not actually in to herms, just like the skin type and the way they move, eye stalks are kind of hot too
>>706140626
Well on the bright side, I know what label to remember you by.
I hope you treasure the times we had together.
>>706140840
>>706140840
Oh, now I remember! I remember the shoops of women as snails.
But I still wonder how herm faggot got to be called Snailkin.
>>706140909
>>706140895
that's sweet of you
I think I've pissed off most of the people in these threads or maybe it was just one person a lot of times
>>706138186
>>706138212
>>706138236
what is that exactly
>>706141010
>>706141010
I'm sure it was one person.
We all love having you here, I'm sure.
>>706141010
>>706140951
no idea, but yeah I still post those from time to time. People don't post open ended enough threads for me to do stuff like that anymore. I'ts a lot less fun for me when someone both doesn't want it and I can't lawyer argue that they fit what the OP asked for
>>706141010
Could be both. I remember getting into plenty of arguments with you - even recently - and I know 8bit has shown slight contempt towards you as well. I remember other people arguing with you too. You often stir up arguments due to your rather unconventional beliefs.
>>706141171
>>706141065
naw it was definitely a couple at least. One was the capital letters guy who I haven't seen in a while. Now that I think of it, I think he was the reason I never got name sync
>>706141375
>>706141303
I have an abnormal worldview, I tend to piss off a lot of people IRL too
>>706141375
Kek, Captain Capitals. I haven't seen that guy in probably 2 years. All three of us have argued with each other quite a bit.
>>706141486
Can't say I'm surprised.
>>706141375
Ah yes, Captain Capitals.
Yeah he hasn't been here in a very long time.
>>706141303
Am I the only one who's been on perfectly good terms with him?
>>706141612
I dunno, but it would make sense. You're both pretty crazy.
>>706141486
>>706141560
yeah one day when he was pissed off with me he was like
>why aren't you using namesync so I can filter you
I had been looking at it and was about to do that
that was a while ago, I'm surprised I'm remembering this now
>>706141677
>>706141612
assuming that's alex, no we've argued a few times.
I think Dani got pissed off with me too, not that I'm normally on when he is
Should have added an entry for dear Slug guy here on the collage with this as the display pic.
But perhaps that's just me being sentimental
>>706141816
Everyone here has argued with Dani at some point. That crazy fucker can be seriously retarded sometimes.
>>706141816
>>706141907
aww
I'm probably not on enough to justify it though
>>706141816
I really don't remember much of any disputes that anyone's had with you, let alone myself.
>>706138615
worst country. enjoy being failures at almost everything?
The worst part about france? it's full of french people.
>>706141967
You're actually on more than about half of the people there
>>706141959
Dani's just an unreasonable troll, but only over non-consequential things.
>>706140621
>letting him die instantly and peacefully after busting a nut
you got a strange definition of "revenge"
Personally I enjoy the autistic terminator route where you kill everyone he sends to stop you with "I just need to finish my delivery" as the only stated excuse. Have him sweating all the way to the cross
>>706141967
>>706141959
I think I'm close to having upset everyone though, I told Gerald that animals are objects, I remember confusing someone for Harpo like 4 years ago or so (which produced a small shit fit), and was that Dash that flipped out on me the other night?
anyway my memory gets a little weird, doesn't work real well but I can sometimes pull things up with tagged browsing . A lot of times I've upset people are starting to come back to me
>>706142203
>>706142019
oh
>>706141978
I've defended your government a few times
>>706142203
>was that Dash that flipped out on me the other night?
Kek, yep, that was me. I find that you're one of those guys that I just really like to argue with, like Dani.
>>706142333
You selfish, immoral mother fucker
>>706142333
>>706142367
I trust Dani is as fucking nuts as he always was
>>706142421
Yep, he sure is. He left just as I got here last night, so I didn't get to argue with him which was a bit disappointing. Arguing with him is like arguing with a brick wall, so it's pretty amusing since I love arguing. I usually get pissed off because he never makes any sense, but it's still fun.
>>706142421
>>706142585
the goofy writing, that's most of what I remember talking to him. I had one big argument with him but I don't remember what it was about
>>706142785
>>706142785
Dani is just one of those people who's so stupid that it can really get on your nerves sometimes. While you can you be a bit annoying at times, no offense, no one can top Dani.
>>706142955
>>706143021
I worry I come off worse than I am because coy is a center piece to my terrible sense of humor
>>706143105
Eh, maybe. Stuff like that usually flies over my head because I'm generally a very serious person.
>>706143105
>>706143222
which sounds like a good way to go insane
>>706143333
Oh it certainly is. I'm quite insane already, so I try to keep myself from saying things that may stir up an argument.
>>706138520
requesting more Ara my dude
>>706143333
Snorkeling Cactus Weasels
also lurking
>>706143627
>>706143466
I don't usually try to in these threads, but I walk in to them a lot. I don't even argue with people IRL much anymore, its mostly values differences anyway so there's no point
>>706139754
I dig were this is headed
>>706143767
>>706143816
into country girls?
>>706143899
Jyes
>>706143899
>>706144073
>>706144049
I'm sure I have more, but I don't know how I'd ever find them in my files
I also started to unintentionally type an extra o in more and got a little turned on by that, just thought you should know
>>706144238
>breasts AND utters
are you sure this is a cow, anon?
>>706144238
>>706144376
the problem is there are probably a dozen or more breast/udder combinations in the art and my preferred is not nearly the most common
>>706144536
dare I ask what your preferred combo is?
>>706144536
>>706144419
Fumyu? New namefag?
>>706144656
>inb4 shitting dicknipple utters
>>706144659
>>706144656
udder, two breasts with 4 nipples each, they should pink and soft/not fuzzy, like smaller udders.
>>706144772
post an example pl0x?
>>706144678
Not really new I was here like 6 months ago
>>706144772
>>706144897
not sure if I've even got it in actually anthro cow though (here's the first one I found in my cow folder)
>>706145164
even then its a little too fuzzy on them
I'll call that the end of today.
3 days left to live.
Good night fellow furs.
>>706145270
Sleep well, Alex.
>>706145202
>little bit too fuzzy on them
wot?
>>706145270
>3 days left to live
wai?
>>706145202
>>706145270
you'll be fine, though they probably won't let you near a computer for a bit
>>706145380
>>706145353
on the tits themselves
it would be nice if people liked the stuff I did so I could find content for things
>>706145270
>3 days left to live.
uwot
>>706145468
>>706145353
>>706145533
he's being drafted
>>706145614
>drafted
is he swedish?
who is in so big of a war that they need to draft people?
>>706145614
At least you're using the correct nomenclature, slug guy.
Most people say "enlisted", which implies volunteering, which is false.
>>706145614
Ohshitwhat
Well, good luck to him.
>>706145614
>>706145716
singapore, and quite a few country still do that, S Korea, Israel
>>706145807
>>706145763
conscription is the proper term, I wasn't sure if I should drafted because I wasn't sure if that was a US only term or not
>>706145763
I prefer conscripted.
>>706145940
Most people say drafted, but conscripted sounds more proper to me.
>>706145940
>>706146044
okay
I've been a lot more self conscious of how I talk lately, I've confused a few people with US terms since showing up in the downunderverse
>>706145940
The concept and law is called conscription.
To be put into conscription service is to be drafted.
>>706146044
As far as my govt cares, everybody enlists, so they can use that label to fool foreign gaijin into thinking we're a strong and high-spirited military force (does this sound famiriar to you?). The truth is everyone enlists on their own accord after being threatened with legal action. Literally every letter you get from the draft board has a paragraph outlining that if you don't do as they demand they will v& you and put you in auschwitz.
Like the free-speech clause - The gov't brags about having free-speech clause, but the clause right after it basically nullifies it. They're not lying, they're just being lawyers.
>>706146202
>>706146345
Yeah, it's fucking retarded, but I guess there isn't anything you can do about it. Sorry, dude. I'm sure you'll be fine though.
>>706145807
shit i forgot about the "guess where he's from" thread.
what branch are they putting you in?
looks like you're gonna get to fingerfuck a wicked cool rifle.
later on if you would post pics of the internals if it's not illegal you would be a fucking god.
>>706146446
>>706146518
not me
I suggested to him a while back that he volunteer to see if could get a job with them that sucked less, its what rich people in the US did during the vietnam war
>>706146632
>>706146632
I wanna see a animal mouse fuck a computer mouse.
>>706146955
>>706147029
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>>706147098
R34 never fails!
>>706147098
>>706147169
good times
>>706147533
I should sleep
God damn, Alex Webster of Cannibal Corpse is one hell of bassist. Playing death metal like that on bass will tire you the fuck out.
>>706147863
>>706147908
sounds impressive, I couldn't imagine playing anything on a fish
>>706148013
Dude, it's fucking crazy. I find that I'm way better on bass than guitar, and my weak little hands and tiny wrists can't play like that for long. Alex Webster is fucking ridiculous.
>>706138186
>>706138212
>>706138236
>Lurkers as alligators
Pure racism
>>706147098
Everyone abandon thread.
>>706137659
K-DST
Praise Kek
I want this bear to sit on my face.
>>706138236
>lurkers are alligators
im a gryphon you specisist fuckwad
Hey gents.
>>706145270
oh please, you'll live
and get some useful skills out of it
