DEAR KEK /b/ PLEASE HELP US
ttps://www.cruz.senate.gov/internetcountdownclock
ITS REALLY HAPPENING
>>>/pol/91036588
WE HAVE LESS THAN THREE HOURS TO STOP IT
For Kek's sake bump
We'll all be fucked by this
We're fucked.
>>706070295
Save the internet from these Obama Nato Euro scum. Defend your culture and free will of the web!!!
F
Bumping for all that is kek
stupid goys
you can come to 4chins through the IP adress
>faggots have fallen for this again today
Please save us Kek!
>>706070295
Bumping
>>706070764
nope cloudfare
EVERYBODY DO SOMETHING GO GO G O G O
G
O
GO
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https://wh.gov/iMb0M
PETITION AS A LAST DITCH EFFORT PLS /B/ FOR EVERYTHING THIS SITE HAS GIVEN US
WE MUST SAVE /b/
the fuck is going on here?
anon please explain
>>706071353
It's happening, /b/ro. It's happening.
>>706071353
WE ARE FUCKED
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>>706071424
He's not talking about a fucking Pennywise motherfucker. What the shit is happening?
>>706070295
This has nothing to do with traps or porn so /b/ doesn't give a fuck
>>706071353
It's the end. For real this time
>>706071566
4chan is going down?
>>706071542
Kek
>>706071637
4chan is going down. We may never see each other again. It's time to say our final goodbyes, /b/rother.
>>706071637
The UN is being handed all of the US's internet servers. Good ol 4chan is for sure gonna get taken down.
>>706071637
Probably, I mean this place is considered to be pretty vile according to the UN
Dubs and everyone leaves 4chan forever
holy shit bump
>>706071748
it's about fucking time.
>>706071782
Fuckkkkkkkkk that's bullshit. Who can we fuck up for this shit
>>706071353
President Obongo signed a deal to hand over control of the Internet to the United Nations.
This means that instead of the Internet being held under the laws of the United States, (including free speech, criticism of government, holocaust denial, etc), the UN will be able to decide how the Internet is governed under their restrictions.
This means censorship up the ass for ANY opposing views.
Thought police, left wing death squads, liberal SS, etc is now going to be a tangible reality of this is not stopped I-fucking-mmediately.
May Kek have mercy
Spread your asscheeks. We're all fucked now.
Can't tell if troll or no
>>706071893
Obama.
>>706071962
nope, it's all going to be over because of the demofags /b/ro
Oh wait, this thread is serious?
In all honesty, nothing is going to come of that decision.
Gentlemen
It's been an honor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SoU4qzZlcw
Right now, the Obama administration’s proposal to give away the Internet is an extraordinary threat to our freedom and it’s one that many Americans don’t know anything about. It is scheduled to go into effect September 30, 2016.
its been a pleasure shitnposting with you, gentlemen. no matter if youre hispanic, white, asian or nigger, remember that you will be fighting for your freedoms very soon. God speed, anons. Hope to see you in the upcoming war.
>>706072025
How can we be so sure 4chan is going down? I mean, they might keep it. They let all the shot on the darknet happen, right? So long as they're getting their money, we could do whatever, right?
>>706072096
What demofags
TWO AND A HALF HOURS GUYS
WHAT THE FUCK CAN WE EVEN DO BESIDES SITTING HERE FIDDLING OUR DICKS?
WHAT CAN WE DO?
>>706071939
>hand over control of the Internet to the United Nations
ignoring the fact that the U.S. doesn't own or control the internet as it is, what will this mean from people living outside of the U.S.?
what is the agreement called?
>>706071962
It's serious, nothing might happen, but the UN is definitely going to be run the internet now. We could get censored the fuck out
>>706071962
It's real... Unfortunately fml
>>706072170
FUCKING TODAY
>>706072338
>what is tor,i2p and many other options
the post
>>706072307
Can someone please fuck over the UN or some shit??
Cruz is a known retard that gets everything wrong, usually on purpose.
>said Dems voted to repeal the 1st amendment.
>said Dems were try to turn your cell phone into a rotary phone with net neutrality.
>thinks the government made "hobbit homes" people will be forced to live in after the upcoming war breaks out.
>thought Wal-Marts were being taken over and filled with government supplies for an attack on the citizens
Can't the gook who bought this site switch the sever to japan or something? then he can can control it instead of the UN
>>706072307
It's already over, anon. It's too late to save ourselves. The only choice available is to give in and let what's going to happen, happen. It's been a pleasure, /b/.
>>706072307
Say goodbye........
DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP DOOMSHOP
>>706072521
What I meant to say was, 4chan could be taken down as in censored
>>706072522
Someone please ruin Obama's life
http://www.snopes.com/2016/08/19/america-to-hand-off-internet/
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/TkBMAHUkibY
Dear god
I live in Canada. does this affect me in any way?
>>706072833
This. Who has Malia'a nudes????
Why can't hiro just have the servers in Japan?
>>706072953
I didn't even think of this asgdhdkfkf. This better not fuck Canada up. We already have a libtard as a leader.
>>706072545
the problem is Domain names will no longer work if they decide to censor a site. So going to 4chan.org will not work, only thing is, this isnt for .org domains, only .coms and .xxx
.org domain names are handled by a different group.
>>706072955
Topkek please this would be awesome
MERDE!
THE BOARDS DIE BUT DO NOT SURRENDER!
>>706072953
>>706073084
This affects everyone you fucking leaf
>>706072751
do you really think admin chinchong not gonna just rehost 4chan on chinese servers and not give a fuck about that ?
>>706073112
/pol/ over reacting as usual
>>706073291
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
>>706073299
Yes, I don't really trust him anymore these days.
what is the agreement called?
>>706073084
maybe. MAYBE. Mr.Dickbag will just fucking give our internet to the goddamn refugees so he can keep fucking the curry smelling women because he keeps letting them all in for free. might as well spend more resources on people who do absolutely nothing for our economy
So there's nothing we can do?
>>706070295
I can't wait till the UN's no hate speech rules kick in. No more hate speech. Lots of safe places for us. No girls pics under 21 allowed. Also you will have to register with your real ID to post anywhere. It's going to be great.
THIS MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRY
HOW THE FUCK DO WE STOP THIS BULLSHIT
>>706073587
there is nothing we can do
>>706073599
we cannot stop this
Alright faggots. There are three ways this can go. Only one of them is good for us. The first is that this bread is true and the commies and sandniggers will take over the internet. We're fucked. The internet as a whole is fucked.
Option two: The SJW's will get a controlling share, and censor the internet in their own way. Not good for anyone but transqueer genderfaggots. Third: The internet again becomes lawless as nobody but site-hired mods keep an eye on things. Nothing will be regulated by government. If your site doesn't have good mods, or your mods don't care, anything goes.
>>706073474
Its still a bad deal all around. The UN has some shady fucking people in it and you can be damn sure that websites will be taken offline as a result. Piratebay will be the first I think. They've been trying to get them for ever it seems.
>>706073635
THERE HAS TO BE SOME WAY
IF THERE ISN'T WHY IS CRUZ ACTING LIKE THERE IS
This literally affects nothing at all. You kids need to get off the internet, it's past your bed time.
So long, space cowboys
>>706073596
everything has to non-triggerable and every picture has to be either rainbows or kittens :)
>>706073729
The only method that was available, being a poll, is too low to be done now. It's far too late. We wasted too much time shitposting.
>>706073678
someone from /b/ is calling me a newfag.
This is nostalgic.
>>706073533
> don't really trust him anymore these days
why ?
>>706070968
You can actually still connect to the IP and just send a hostname in the HTTP request header
It's just slightly more involved and might require a browser extension to do it
Alternatively, custom hosts file to map "censored" domains back to the proper IPs
/v/ will survive, right?
only /b/, all the nsfw boards and /pol/ are gonna get fucked, right?
fuck the internet anyway
>>706073599
LETS GO FULL OUT SAMSON OPTION
TAKE DOWN EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE
TUMBLR
RAID THE FUCK OUT OF IT
DDOS IT
SALT THE LANDS THAT WE CAN NO LONGER TREAD IN
BURN IT ALL DOWN
THE FIRE RISES, /b/ROTHERS
>>706073974
They'll be going after the DNS's. Not a techfag but if this helps
By /b/ros
See you space cowboys
Bang
>>706074088
THIS NIGGA RIGHT HEAH
>>706074088
EXECUTE ORDER 66
>>706074010
idk videofag? will it?
>>706073778
bang
>>706073563
This. That asshole let's our own ducking die in the streets while he let's the sandniggers in. Those pieces of shut should stay and fix their own country but the pussies run for it all the while being coddled by the fat fucking feminists who protect Islam like kikes protect money.
Fuck this fucking bullshit man.
tomorrow is caturday, no one fucks with caturday.
>>706074088
I FUCKING LIKE THIS IDEA HOW THE FUCK DO WE DO IT
>>706074088
I DONT FUCKING CARE IF I SPEND THE LAST DAYS OF /B/'S EXISTENCE BANNED. SOMEONE MAKE A THREAD. IF NO ONE DOES, I WILL
Everyone tweet Obama kkk photos please
>>706074377
may have dubs
but nothing on fgt hat day
Should try and get something trending on twitter before it's too late
>>706074088
Yeah ! Let's really fuck shit up for the time we've got left, like sticking up a definant middle finger to a person pointing a gun at you! HOW ABOUT THE SOFTWARES THAT REFRESHED PAGES THOUSANDS OF TIMES SHUTTING THEM DOWN! LETS DO IT TO ALL THE MAJOR WEBSITES ! LETS CAUSE FINANCIAL DAMAGE!
>>706074631
And Hitler.
>>706070295
the shadow government already has full control of the internet via google. they are already "censoring" the internet with racism filters.
VOTE YOU FUCKS
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/abolish-icann-and-congress-contract
>>706074770
Kill yourself conspiracyfags
>>706074777
WHY MUST I BE A EUROFAG
>>706074777
hate to say it but petitions wont work this time. so long sweet prince
>>706074777
It's too fucking late. We're not getting 100,000 votes in 2 hours. But the 777 get may be a symbol of luck. Maybe we can stop this.
Been around for a long time. If this really is the end, i just want you guys to know its been a great 10 years. /b/ has often been the reason i haven't an hero yet. But dont worry, lots of you will be fighting, and will win the war for the internet in the end. Have faith in your /b/ros
>believing this will change anything
STOP SOPA EVERYONE
IT'LL BE THE END OF THE INTERNET AS WE KNOW IT
Someone photoshop nudes of the Obama girls and tweet it out
>>706073778
oh shit unexpected feels not cool
>>706074831
Its true dumbfuck do some research.
>>706074890
See you in 2d heaven m8
>>706074831
conspiracy? do you know how to read? google admits to heavily censoring the internet; censoring out words like "nigger" and "faggot" et cetra.
>>706074917
SOMEONE DO IT HURRY
>>706074777
>777
>>706074963
sorry. I'm a bit pissed right now. Forgot to warn
almost 2 hours
>>706074540
HERE: >>706074967
EVERYONE MAKE A THREAD
GET THE WORD OUT
I WANT REVENGE
STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA STOP SOPA
I guess this is it
>>706075303
Bye, /b/rother.
>>706074917
on it b/ro
>>706070295
Honestly, Ive been here for many years, and this is the first time Ive ever been to /pol/.
What is wrong with those people?
>>706075402
Post results
goodbye, my fellow anons.
i love you /b/
>>706075411
kill yourself
Nazism is the future of mankind
>>706075303
Later, /b/ro
>>706075303
I guess so.
>>706070295
excuse me, dear 'muricans, but what is going to happen in 2 hours ?
Cruz will officially try to take over republican candidature ?
>>706075411
/pol/ is somewhat what /b/ used to look like years ago. You gen Z kids sure are sensitive.
>>706075575
Goodbye, /b/rother
I'll miss you /b/
I doubt 4chan will go quickly. We might have a little bit of time left here before the end.
I love you /b/
>>706075924
True, but it's the beginning of the end.
fuck i thought we were here forever
>>706075959
Fag
>>706075662
you gonna carry that weight
>>706070295
y'all are stupid just do a quick google search and you'll see that this will essentially change nothing
READ ALL OF IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>706074088
THIS SO MUCH THIS!!!!
>>706072845
Snopes is a known leftist hack website. Of course they'll shill for Obama
Relax anons we will just go to the deep web. We will show you the way
>>706070295
So in other words, we're FUCKED?
>>>/pol/91046775
WE ARE MAKING A LAST STAND!
IF WE ARE TO DIE, LETS DRAG SONE OF THESE FUCKERS DOWN WITH US!
2 moar hours /b/ros
>>706072537
>Cruz
>said Dems were try to turn your cell phone into a rotary phone with net neutrality.
>being against net neutrality
>wanting to let your ISP's fuck you over even more by opposing it
nevermind this guy doesn't even know what the fuck hes talking about and doesnt know shit about the internet. Crisis averted, everyone go home
REPORT IN:
>/pol/ thread:
>>>/pol/91044057
>/b/ thread:
>>706075121
keep em bumped lads
>>706070295
How can I help?
>>706074389
>>706074088
SOMEONE CALL ANONYMOUS
/B/ROTHERS. DO NOT FEAR, FOR IT IS THE DNS THAT IS BEING GIVEN TO UN, THE INTERNET SHALL REMAIN FREE, REJOICE /B/ROTHERS! FOR 4CHAN SHALL LIVE, WE SHALL SHITPOST ANOTHER DAY!
>>706071077
>>706071566
>>706071666
>>706072522
>>706072833
>>706073033
>>706072955
>>706073288
>>706073299
>>706073488
>>706073533
>>706073599
>>706073722
>>706074111
>>706074088
>>706074377
>>706074777
>>706075411
KEKE BLESSES THIS THREAD. THIS IS NOT A DRILL
NEW FUCKING THREAD
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO MAKE THREADS
GET EVERY BOARD IN ON THIS
MAKE EVERYONE IN EVERY BOARD CARE
>>706075934 →
I love you /b/ros this site has given me faps, hope, laughter, sadness, and anger. Alice2 ill miss you, brought kindness to your threats. I love you bros. Ill see you space cowboy boys...
>>706076420
>>706076665
Fuck. I thought we'd be here for good
4chan sucks anyway, I for one will be glad to be rid of this cesspool of degeneracy. Traps, cds, homos, cp, and faggy social justice campaigns and shit. Fuck you all, I'll see you all in hell.
they might start with 4chan because most mainstream people hate us but it won't stop there.
>>706076835
edgy
>>706076505
This wasn't supposed to be a feels thread...
>>706075010
That's not the issue, you fucking dolt.
Eh, you faggots all suck shit anyway and /b/ specifically is unfunny, uninteresting garbage 99.9% of the time. The only thing I'll miss is access to all my filthy, filthy, and I mean FILTHY porn.
See you all in hell, I'mma go kill myself now.
>>706076149
>believing this in 2016
LOL
well if this is true, goodbye, you beautiful losers. bang.
>>706077431
good to hear
ITT: Newfags clocking in
>>706076835
>>706077708
somebody check my 7s
>>706076835
>>706077737
Newfag
read the first question. we're safe /b/ros
https://www.icann.org/iana-stewardship-questions
>>706077792
newfag
someone post what's this about in an image, not a link, and I'll consider believing this fucktrollery
>>706074088
>having an account with any of those spergy sites
absolute plebian
>>706078007
shut up, james.
Bump
Bump
>>706077935
>>706070295
HEY DICKHEADS
We have Tor and Torchan. We'll soon have a new anonymity network called Riffle. The internet is not a tangible thing, and therefore can't be taken away. Use all free space on your hard drives to save wikipedia pages that are historically important so that they're not edited by SJWs and lost. Yes, this a shitty situation. Yes, it is salvageable. We will make our own internet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EODMJhSMc_U
Sieg Heil! Give me liberty or give me death!
/b/rothers, the day we are silenced, is the day the world itself is silenced, we shal prevail, we shall rise again from the ashes, but first, we must salt the earth we walk on, we must DDoS all sites, in protest, of ICANN!
It's been fun guys... I'll miss you, I don't think I'll ever find other degenerates like you guys. See you... Space cowboys.
we need blue beanies patrolling our anything to accompany UN staff in their move to sweden france ,,..wherever anywhere but anywhere in the US,LOUSY CUCK SOCKERZ
>>706078877
LETS DO IT THERES NO TIME TO WASTE
>>706079131
we must remenis, we must bring 4chan back to its old roots, to the days of serial killers, gets, and bill Clinton memes! we must have 1 more good shitpost thread!
add me in the screenshot of this.wanna be remembered as having been at the fall of 4chan
>>706077991
be quiet, i refuse to read anything when there is blind and ignorant rage coursing through my veins.
>>706076835
This. If 4chan falls, it's for the fucking better. Fuck this shitty place.
>>706079582
YEAH WHAT HE SAID, FAGGOT!
He knew about this. He knew when to get out.
I can't hate you, nor can I love you. R.I.P in peace moot, and your legacy.
>>706070295
IF THERES A WALL IN OUR WAY, WE BREAK IT DOWN! IF THERES NO PATH TO WALK WE CARVE ONE WITH OUR OWN HANDS! THATS THE WAY TEAM 4CHAN ROLLS! JUST WHO? IN THE HELL? DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
>>706077991
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>706079918
>>706070295
>The guy who shilled for ISP's against net neutrality know what's best for the Internet.
>>706077991
That makes me feel much better. I trust the nations governments to not renig, repeal, or let congress override what they say.
Oh wait...
How about we all have a last drink together. This is our last stand bois. Lets remember all those glorious keks we have had together
>>706080358
>renig
what're you fucking racist, you right wing hillbilly blumpkin? i oughta sock you in da teef
It's been a pleasure /b/ ros. Hasta luego
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
WE HAVE 2 HOURS TO DO WHAT WE DO BEST
WE MUST MAKE MEMES TO SPREAD AWARENESS
ONWARD /b/ROTHERS
