Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>706044009
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Calamity-masu'd
>Best fox claimu
They're always say this, say that, nothing that you want to
I don't wanna live that way NO
Every chance they get they're always shoving me aside
It's never enough, no it's never enough
No matter what I say
It's never enough, no it's never enough
I'll never be what you want me to be
I'M DONE
>>706061090
I bet you do.
I bet you want the whole world served to you on a silver platter. Like some bourgeoisie fat-cat NEET while never lifting your finger for anyone else.
Do yourself a favor and be sincere with this new found love you found, otherwise she will slip between your claws. And don't bring her up again. How hypocritical are you if you don't like others talking about their GFs but you wear your love for this chick on your sleeve like a badge of honor?
here i am
I am here
>>706061728
Hiya QT
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7YAamDUjE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaiFgmAAjNQ
>>706061728
I know we still have some salt between us but hi alice
>>706061532
but we arent gf bf also why so callous all the time. you call me a psychopath but im nicer than you man
Afternoon /waifu/
>>706062345
Holy shit is that a period? You separated an entire thought. Good job.
And that is because everyone needs a hard place to get stuck on. Without obstacles and adversity in our lives we would be prone to laziness and stupidity.
If I can make you think for just two minutes about something other than yourself then my "mean bullying" has served some purpose.
Also, this is the internet. Most of this is a facade implemented to keep you guys safely away from who I really am. Keep in mind that you have no idea who I really am, or what my goals are, or the life I live.
I give snippets and clues, but you all are truly in the dark about what kind of person I really am.
Well, Ruri might have a better idea, but even they don't know everything.
>>706061728
Hello Alice
And goodnight.
>>706062345
howdy
>>706062346
afternoon
>>706061728
hello
Im slow because i have viruses on my computer so i had to restart
>>706062969
Good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ6edXZOjZU
>>706062847
>safely away
>>706063392
MY safety. You guys get fucked by each other (metaphorically and physically) if you want, but I'll keep my distance.
>>706063059
hi! how are you
>>706062847
I portray myself pretty spot on why not be yourself? and that logic sounds a little opinionated. not everyone wants to be shit on for no reason.
>>706063624
And on that note I'm out. Later nerds.
>>706063631
Because you don't need to know who I am. And it is. Everyone does want a smooth ride, but I find it boring. Problems make life interesting. Welcome to the internet, you don't have a choice.
>mfw this thread
>>706063772
well we dont agree. so maybe just dont be a jerk?
>>706063863
thanks for the laugh
i dont know why but the combination of title and pic made me kek
>>706063952
So you're going to be like that are you?
>>706063624
sup mayne
>>706063631
pretty good mayne on a qt 3.14s burner atm
you are SO cruel to me
>>706063624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK--TysFA34
>>706063863
You again
>>706060702
sure sure, whatever you say kisskiss.
>>706064042
um what does that mean?
>>706064244
>>>
Oh boy, here we go AGAIN
>>706062847
Do you enjoy bringing me up all the time?
>>706064219
I WAS here to ask you for your discord tag so that you can appear on my friends list passively while we forget to converse. I do not know if I want it anymore with all these implications of me wanting to be here.
>>706063863
>mfw you can't think of something original to say
>>706064502
Y-You too...
>>706064149
This soundtrack is something special.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo4FQkb989Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhDv9Gwj5wI
>>706064744
Sunshine
Who am I?
Homu Homu
>>706064744
a cute
>>706064999
sweetie
>>706064970
Hello Yuuko
>>706064999
Trips confirms.
Welcome to the club of not knowing who we are
>>706065110
You're cuter
>>706064999
I follow and lead as you pass
>>706065196
Life?
>>706064999
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town
>>706064652
NGE has such amazing soundtrack and there are so many amazing albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2gTg61o3Ok
>>706064502
>mfw you can't think of something original to say to something unoriginal.
>>706064428
Cup#1258
here. up to you. I'm going to make the implication here that you'll pretend like you won't add me, then I'll get a request when you think I'm not paying attention.
>>706065546
I will not add you, I refuse.
>tfw I wasn't emotionally prepared to the ending of that manga, A Silent Voice. I read it in one day only and fuck, the feels.
>>706065110
:3
>>706065196
Well, thank.....I Guess
>>706065379
Oh fuck you
>>706065418
I have no ideia of what you're talking about, but NGE is the shit. All the Evangelion saga tbh
>>706065518
>mfw you cant think of something original to say to an unoriginal comment about being unoriginal
>>706065196
no u
>>706065599
ceiling still
>>706065833
<3
>>706065056
She'll never love you the same way as she loves Madoka.
>>706065418
Yup yup. I did listen to a NGE jazz cover once, while I liked it I'd rather listen to the original OST.
While we're at it I will drop this here. I like piano a lot and therefore I love it in my jazz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X27vkK33LJE
>>706065546
<
>>706065599
hey
>>706065833
hey long time no see
how are you doing?
>>706066068
>cieling
b-but
thats not me
>>706065854
>mfw you can't think of something original to say to something unoriginal about an unoriginal comment about being unoriginal.
cut me yuno.
>>706066068
<
It's nighttime and it's cold. Will you warm me up?
>>706066218
Well, pretty fine. I did a test without knowing the subject since I'm not allowed to take classes anymore so im not confident about the results. Well whatever. And ya?
Ok I am back. Everyone ready to party??
I don't want to write this program :|
>>706065709
mmkay.
>>706066217
>
>>706066626
drinking. that's why I need to be doing
>>706065833
Talking about how NGE has so much good music.
>>706066133
See pic. I've only actually bought Birthday of Rei Ayanami and Evangelion Jazz Night albums.
>>706066241
>mfw you can't think of something original to say to something unoriginal about an unoriginal comment about you being unoriginal while being unoriginal
>>706066781
*sits in your lap*
What is holding you back
I'm back niggers
I'm just here, waiting for something to happen
>>706066347
no
>>706066409
wait that doesnt sound fine
why arent you allowed to follow classes?
im doing pretty good, figured out im bipolar as fuck and right im having a good day
>>706066955
where did you go cracker?
>>706066820
NGE production was god-tier. Maybe the plot wasn't but whatever.
Get in the fucking robot, Shinji
Claimed
>>706066910
>erp
Bleh. Take that to /trash/
>>706066781
>>706066221
Rory
>>706066626
Bright light
>>706066955
pistols
(i'm not creative)
I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't
>>706067036
I was jerking off, what else would I be doing?
>>706067057
Lolis are bad
>>706067053
*shits in your lap*
Hmmmm?
>>706067057
!~
Alice. /thread
>>706065332
Pretty normal so far. Nothing special, yourself?
>>706065833
No worries.
>>706066068
No u
>>706067031
Ain't we all?
>>706067036
Yeah I had a fight with my chemistry teacher and now I'm not allow to take her classes until I publicly apologise to her (which I'm not going to). She said that she knew everything of chemistry and I dared her to tell me all the periodic table with all the info of each element.
>>706066820
Fly me to the Moon, is that from Bayonetta?
>>706067031
Have a (You)
>>706067285
?
>>706066830
>mfw you can't think of something original to say to something unoriginal about an unoriginal comment involving me being unoriginal about pointing out that you're unoriginal whilst being unoriginal.
>>706066409
Of course I will.
>>706067330
u no
>>706067285
>Alice thread
That has a lot of negative connotation around these parts
>>706066820
That's an impressive collection. This is all I have from this masterpiece.
https://a.pomf.cat/efcbjd.png
>>706067049
Plot was good and groundbreaking for the time it was produced, biggest problem was the slow development and how the show is actually boring to watch until Asuka gets introduced.
>>706067174
I don't think yuuko made that cut.
She's in high school
>>706067330
Usual. Asking anons about their life, getting different versions of "fine"
>>706067480
>round 4
How are you?
>>706067369
Have a headpat
https://discord.gg/Rdz2Y
gamer grills
>>706066910
I just forgot to start.
>>706067057
that's all the beatrice heart pics. here
>
>>706067330
And how are you, mah nigga?
>>706067409
And how will you do that?
>>706067471
NGE is, without a doubt, my favourite anime ever but fuck man it has some pretty big flaws. YES I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU SHINJI, YOU PUSSY
>>706067174
kek
for a second you were you
>>706067336
wait is that even legal to do
what a fucking stuck up bitch, i would say some bullshit about your study being more important but fuck that
what did she say after you exposed her?
>>706067396
>mfw you can't stop being unoriginal while saying im unoriginal whilst you're being unoriginal while pointing out that im unoriginal while im too tired to continue writing this unoriginal comment about you being unoriginal commenting on me being unoriginal
>>706066133
Had to add that song to my playlist. Amazing.
>>706067369
Hai Alice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcwlGjDNkkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhZ2X9znPxM
Evangelion has many versions of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2RzHYo1erY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4OL4s3TWj4
>>706067724
NGE is my favourite anime ever too.
You are the one who made the decision
Stuck in a prison, shattered and broken
I am the one who, expected to heal you, Save you from drowning, in your endless nightmare
Blessed be the disillusioned
The banished misfit and the cursed hollow son
>>706067369
Gib da (You)s plz
>>706067537
Pistol=Babby
SMG=Elementary
Assault rifle=Middle
Battle rifle=High
>>706067817
I'm always me though
>>706067336
Good job calling her out, I hate shit like that
>>706067537
>what does that mean?
Im good. Just woke up with a large bowl of fruit loops. Yourself?
Literally god tier waifu
>>706068073
shino btfo
>>706067369
No, it's from Neon Genesis Evangelion, mostly known for being played in the elevator scene.
https://my.mixtape.moe/mgaihj.mp3
>>706067724
Good thing he kept getting weirder and weirder. Then there was that opening scene in the movie, at that point I knew I would end up seeing something even more weird.
I was not disappointed.
>>706067924
Glad you enjoyed it, if you like jazz and Ghibli soundtracks you could try that album and it's prequel, which is pretty much the same but a different selection of tracks.
>>706067962
What about sniper rifles and machine guns?
>>706067817
>>706067962
-I'm not obliged to do what you what
Yeah, but when you say you can do something you need to prove, right? So you think your balls are this big, prove me and I will respect you.
-I don't have to listen to this GTFO
>>706067924
Rei or Asuka?
>>706068237
Sniper = battle
Machine guns = assault
>>706067703
Have some chocolate as a consolation prize.
>>706067811
I can't quite figure out who would send me a thumbnail. Hmmm...
>>706068004
I wake up as the fruit loop.
>>706068256
Rei best girl of NGE.
>>706068073
She's got dumb ears and isn't a raifu
3.75/10 so far, step up your fucking game
>>706068004
>Just woke up
You better be a Europoor
>>706068237
Snipers are just battle rifles with glasses and LMGs are probably just /fit/af assault rifles
>>706068344
Oh no. Not THE fruit loop. Thats like the seventy-fifth best thing to wake up as!
>>706068329
Yup an M2 Browning and M16 are funcionally the same thing
>>706068421
Maybe some LMGs, but heavier ones...
>>706068421
Nah. Ausfag. Dont have work today and its a Saturday.
>Rory-sama
>>706067866
>mfw you can't stop pointing out that I'm unoriginal whilst you're unoriginal by pointing out that I'm unoriginal whilst being unoriginal yourself while writing an unoriginal comment about how unoriginal I am whilst being unoriginal while I'm gradually losing my sanity trying to continue writing this while you write an unoriginal remark about how you're getting tired whilst writing an unoriginal comment on how im unoriginal while I stop writing because holy shit my hands are starting to hurt.
>>706068256
Forgot to reply to you, sorry
If you say you know shit, shouldn't you be able to prove it?I wouldn't apologize to that bitch either, she's a cunt.
>Galil
>Captcha had some bright yellow spray painted 870
Wot
>>706068564
Heavier would be college then.
>>706067724
with hugs ofcourse
>>706068256
>Rei or Asuka?
I like Rei for her looks better, but I'm one of those rare persons who appreciates both characters equally.
claimed niggers
Red Muco is here.
>>706061532
Hey if we held hands how sweaty would yours be?
>>706068783
Good choice.
>>706067924
Ah, Bayonetta has the same song in it. It's a super fun song.
Have you played Bayonetta before? I didn't really enjoy that type of game but I enjoyed that one well enough
>>706067962
(You)
>>706068227
I haven't watched Evnagelion before
>>706068344
It's from the manga, I couldn't find a larger version of it :(
>>706068479
But most times i just wake up as the disappointment
>>706067962
yea true
>>706068256
dude fuck her honestly
what kind of bullshit is that
but can a prof deny to teach you if you fucking pay them?
i think you can just follow the class
>>706068584
>mfw you win the unoriginal wars. congrats.
>>706068227
idk, maybe because of the differences in culture I can't stand how they stand and solve their relationship problems in NGE (and pretty much every other anime/manga). In Brazil we'd just yell at each other and openly talk about the shit that is happening
>>706068403
MAH NIGGA
>>706068648
I won't. I'll have trouble but I'll pass and show off in her face.
>>706068715
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B...but only hugs?
>>706068721
Well, you choose Rei so it's fine.
Anyone who wants to fight about something with me? Attack on of my opinions.
- Shōnen is not good anime
- Chibi sucks
- Claiming something without reasoning it is totally fine
Mitziposting will not stop.
>>706068808
Hey red furfag
>>706068902
Do you want more than hugs? :3
>>706068564
M2 and its ilk are probably obese rednecks or something.
>>706068579
Same thing :^)
But what's Straya like?I'd consider moving there if they weren't 100% against fun.
>>706068783
Shit, top tier waifu post more
>>706068862
Thank you
>
>>706068883
But the real question is, are you you?
>>706068902
Damn right nigga, that's the American way
>>706068987
I claim Dirty Dan
>>706066955
weeabo faggot. go drink one of your piss bottles matey
>>706068862
Oh well take yuuko's head pat face
>>706068929
You're beautiful
>>706069077
Oh, you hate the greatest machine gun ever made?
>>706069077
>
>>706069129
Awww, that's cute
>>706068883
Nope. Legally she can refuse to give me classes since I “Offend her as a teacher and a woman”or anything like that. It's not worthy the effort anyway
>>706069072
Well.......maybe....
<
>>706069077
Well
Yeah
America is the continent anyway.
>>706068862
Yeah, finished it when it was still new. Best spectacle fighter I've played. Bought Wii U just for Bayonetta 2 and Smash bros and some Zelda. Still working on getting that Bayonetta 2. Not a huge priority though.
>>706069120
FUCKING MAVIS
>>706069190
Not hating on it, but considering the culture surrounding it and its weight and size, that's my approximation
>>706069202
I don't have anymore kiss pics
>>706069255
It doesn't matter if you like in the US or not, you're an American at heart and that's all that matters
Also those are bullahit laws.
>>706068344
trying to fatten me up, eh?
who is this fat unbearable greasy nigger judging my spongebob posts?
>>706069077
how would we know?
you are making me doubt reality
>>706069255
jesus fuck thats retarded
yea its definitly not worth, fuck that
but failing tests because of that is rough
im sorry man, this really pisses me off though
>>706069582
oh shit nigga, i'm staying out of this.
It's been awhile.
>>706069525
Well it is .50 cal
and 80 years old
>thread is still up
Holy shit
It's either been a while or I've been asleep for a shorter time than I thought
>>706069202
<
>>706069556
So i can eat you up
>>706069695
Ayyy
>>706068862
I see. It's sort of a classic, it was important for anime overall, the industry was dying and NGE wasn't just successful, it was also creative and motivated other directors to use their craziest ideas.
It can be hard to get into and as Yuuko said, it has a lot of flaws, but once you get to the movie, finish the story and think about what you just watched it's very rewarding.
>>706068902
Made me kek, good thing it's set on Tokyo-III and not Favela-III.
It's a story about loneliness and each character feels it in a different way. They all have their mental issues too.
>Well, you choose Rei so it's fine.
But I like both equally considering their personality, background story etc.
Rei only gets the edge from her looks. I really like that short blue hair.
>>706069072
Hey mystery guy
>>706067409
Oh
>>706067537
Well, we can't show weaknesses no? We're all cool and tough on 4Chan right? Right?
>>706067724
I'm good! Just reliving memories on the now dead TF2 with an old friend. It's sad how it's changed.
>>706069589
>Dubstep remix of the X Files theme song
>>706069730
So you see where I'm coming from right
>>706069746
Felix <3
>>706069884
That's pretty good art
>>706069817
don't be friendly to people here. they are all DENGEROUS RAPERS. this thread is strictly for insulting and queer bashing. also racism, because let's be honest; racism is fucking hilarious.
>>706069525
Yeah. I think. And this overprotection to women kinda bothers me
>>706069589
It's not like I don't have the books, and I can always ask to my friends for the printouts and private tutoring
>>706069807
Yeah.
Of course I live in a favela
Of course I lile football
Of course I like Neymar and Pelé
Of course I'm a nigger.
Who doesn't like her face, bro?
>>706069884
TF2 isn't that dead. Not in Brazil at least
>>706068864
Thats no good. You gotta change that shit yo.
>>706069077
Oh if you can prove that you use a gun for hunting feral roos, foxes and game, you can have rifles. But there are rules you have to follow. Where I live is pretty much the same climate as South Africa, decriminalised weed and overpriced coffee. But then again all coffee is overpriced.
>>706069255
Lewd
>>706069817
did you just assume my gender?
>>706069884
hm?
>>706069884
I never thought i was.
>>706070145
I hear you loud and clear.
It's time for me to not wake up this time ~
>>706069805
ewww, girls are stupid.
>>706069805
>so i can eat you up
Thought you said something a little bit different
>marie rose
>>706069309
I've been lookign all over town for a copy of Bayonetta for PS3, it's next to impossible to find here. I might need to try orderign online, but I'm afraid it might be more expensive than if I bought it locally
>>706069525
I have five or six, I'm very happy that Alice was not lacking in those
>>706069805
So much attention to day
>>706069807
I should give it a watch sometime then. I like to be able to think about what I watched
>>706069884
Hello Kirino
>>706070285
Yeah
>>706070286
How's the wife?
>>706070354
It's a wonder to behold
>>706070354
I hope you can enjoy it. I know reading this is a little demotivating, but it's not unusual for people to dislike the first 7 episodes for their slow pacing.
Try not to judge the show before those.
The show will provide you a lot of bread for thought and discussion.
>>706070097
Do you also study administration?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMFjUIAZDIs
>>706070791
Stupid as fuck, but fun and beautiful as fuck.
But that applies to all women, outside of highschool, college, uni, girls are dumb
>>706070791
Is it a wonder to behold in a Wonderland?
>>706070890
I like a bit of a slow beginning, but as long as I know it's going to pick up, a slow bunch of episodes I can live with. Especially if it means I get a bunch of stuff to think over. Then I don't think about other things
if singles i finish the bottle of water then go to bed.
>>706070050
Galil-chan <3
>>706070250
Dont be like that. It wont help anything. Your family will have to pay off your debts. Its a bad move, financially, mentally and physically.
>>706071171
reroll
Wew, it is so hard to play diablo 3 online (on console) without the other player having modded gear
>>706070985
What? You listed the places were they are the stupidest.
Anyways that's good. Why visit us peasants today?
>>706071137
If you want this to be wonderland it is
>>706071267
So life insurance then suicide?
>>706071310
Good night.
>>706071137
Heh, in that case you might love the show thoroughly. Do you have any recommendation of a show or a game that makes you think a lot?
Look at my dogger. Look at his favourite spot.
Fuck Asian moot and his shitty filesize restrictions.
>Rory-sama
>>706071551
whatever i'm not going to bed, fuck that shit.
>>706071529
Itll have a cooldown period. Gotta wait for that to pass, typically a year.
>>706071677
You will anger the RNG gods.
>>706071791
2spooky4me?
>>706071780
Not worth it.
Fuck em ~
>yuuko
>>706071529
Every minute with you guys is like a fantasy<3
>>706071551
Have you ever played The Talos Principle? Super fun puzzle game. The original puzzles are fun and then they have the Road to Gehenas DLC which gives you another 24 I think it is. They're quite difficult
>>706071529
You're in for a treat, bug eyes. You are in for a treat.
>>706071643
Cute dog. What's his name? If you say anything but snowball then I will cock slap you
>Marie rose
>>706072148
Cerberus.
>>706072015
Well, way to finally be in thread.
>Rory-sama
>Get back just as image limit is hit
Such is life
>Galil
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