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New celeb thread
>>706059605
>>706059605
My nigga
If Jlaw made a sex tape, but it was with a black guy, would you STILL watch it?
>>706059978
go see a shrink
>>706059978
If Jlaw made a sex tape, but it was with a white guy, would you still watch it?
>>706060136
nah
>>706060238
nah
>>706059978
noice looking soles
Ferreirabro here.
Who eants to rp with their favorite celeb?reply to this post with the name and your kik
yay celeb thread
>>706060808
>>706060879
Nice looking mini Murph
>>706059642
lets see those boobies
>>706059978
>be you
>7 years old
>home alone
>rummaging in mom's room
>find mysterious VHS tape
>maybe_it's_a_dirty_movie.gif
>play it on the VCR
>see mom getting BLACKED
>trauma so deep it manifests in strange ways
>like for example posting the same question several times a day on an imageboard
>over and over and over
>>706061333
Trips, hello dovebro.
>>706060959
green inferno sucked
>>706061585
Oyy.
Hey. How are ya?
>>706061702
I'm doing good, what about you?
>>706061649
Haven't seen it.
>>706060959
>>706061333
oh man, i got here just in time. how've you guys been!?
>>706061867
Oh well, think not that well.
>>706061938
Seems so.
See above. And you?
>>706062181
hail the goddess
>>706062133
Dovebro do you want to talk about how we would treat her?
>>706061938
I've been stressed, but it's fine.
>>706062133
Anything wrong?
>>706061867
don't bother, sky was hardly in green inferno, which is essentially a ripoff of cannibal holocaust
>>706062133
i've been great, minus my split lip. anything new, bruv? haven't spoken to you in weeks
>>706062404
ah, work related stress? that's always a pain
>>706062265
fucking 10/10 thick perfection
>>706061209
>>706062335
And you are? Dunno. Feeling not that well today. We can try tho.
>>706062404
Not really. I mean, nothing happend or something like that but yeah. Not in a good mood.
+ Feeling ill a bit.
>>706062465
Yeah, my modem broke. Had a week no internet connection.
See above again.
>>706062465
Okay :/
I might watch it.
Skybag..
>>706062649
It really is.
>>706059055
Who is this goddess??
>>706062739
hnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
>>706063043
Ryan Newman.
>>706062859
Oops wrong person. I see, well I hope everything goes fine >>706062465
I guess I won't.
>>706062947
>>706063153
Yeh, sooner or later.
Dovebox. Which still didn't arrive.
>>706062859
oh damn. you been taking any vitamins/medicine to pick you up?
that fucking sucks. what the hell did you do for those 7 days?
>>706062947
meh, it's your call. sky's supposed to be in the new season of american horror, right?
work always sucks. i actually had a coworker have a meltdown the other day, but in her defense her long term gf cheated on her. but still. really awkward...
>>706063068
Jesus christ, will Hayley just sit on my goddamn face already, I'm tired of waiting
>>706062649
Jodelle is seriously underrated.
>>706063504
Now yes. Actually a higher dose than I expected but yeah. Need it.
Worked on my map.
someday we'll have another fappening :(
>>706063334
Mine didn't arrive either..haha file name.
>>706063504
Hm, i never heard that she was going to be in it, I don't know.
>>706062739
>>706063068
>>706063613
top-tier tastes anons
>>706063613
isn't peggy carter getting cancelled?
she'll have plenty of free time
>>706063808
What a shame.
>>706063653
seriously
>>706063784
good to hear. um map??
>>706063808
i'm an idiot. twin peaks, that's the show
>>706064144
Counter Strike map. I like creating maps in my free time. But there is one I wanna do perfect and that needs time.
>>706063940
Yes, but she has new show called Conviction starting this Monday where she plays the lead character who is a lawyer and former first daughter. More importantly for us, she is a party-girl slut and, apparently, bisexual. It's going to be glorious.
>>706063940
already cancelled, but she's gonna be in a new show do dem tits will live on appreciated
>>706064393
best tv moment so far for her was black mirror
>>706064056
That picture is adorable.
>>706064144
Oh yeah, do you think it will be good?
>>706064554
Yeh I love her pouty face.
>>706064470
>>706064393
what a time to be alive
>>706064636
Me too, did you hear about sky on the playboy cover for October? She's gorgeous. I'll change the file name later.
Btw I need to walk home so brb in the next thread later, bye bye.
>>706064324
oh that's cool. i have a friend who's really into cs. i played the zombie patch a couple times, pretty fun.
>>706064554
i need to see twin peaks season 1+2, it broadcasted when i could hardly walk. but i've dug david lynch's movies, even dune. i'm sure it'll be good; heard season 1 was better than 2 tho. have you watched any of em?
>>706063940
Yeah, unfortunately. My favorite of all the comic book shows, Hayley kicking ass and looking good :(.
>>706065075
No I didn't. Great. Is there a full set?
Alright.
>>706064810
you're goddamn right. have you seen the black mirror episode? highly fappable
>>706064480
this anon gets it
>>706064480
god her tits in that scene from Black Mirror will haunt my dreams in the best possible way
>>706065216
Ah nice. Yeah, what about you? What did you do?
>>706065408
and let's not forget Pillars of the Earth
she is fucking perfect
>>706065580
just been working and hanging with my gf, and then every time i'm free i hang out with a friend who's finally getting over his ex. it's been hectic sorta. glad i can breathe for a few hours. he was getting annoying.
how's the map coming along, bruv?
>>706065216
I watched the first season of twin Peaks.
I hope it's as good as the previous one.
>>706065251
I'm collecting the set, I also need to update my folder.
>>706066323
some good fapping in perspective
>>706066209
Kek. Experienced anything new with Jill?
Need to add many props now. I like the gameplay of the map. Still need to change something here and there
>>706065760
let's not forget that indeed. bravo, anon. hayley needs to be everywhere. her accent makes me diamonds. much like karen gillan.
that webm is utterly fantastic!
My p-poor, innocent, chaste, beautiful and f-famous m-mistress Victoria Justice is d-desired b-by m-many m-men throughout the world... I-I am very l-lucky t-to have h-her f-for m-my m-mother w-wanted to p-put m-me into the overnight tr-trash b-bin when I-I was born... I-It w-was through the intervention o-of a drunken h-h-homeless man o-of piety I-I was s-sent instead t-to an orphanage...
>>706066323
Alright.
So no set released yet?
>>706065408
i am both of those posts, and I approve this message.
>>706066594
I-It i-is unfortunate th-that l-like p-preying lions, tigers and bears m-many m-men's unwanted hands s-seem t-to f-find e-every crevice of h-her body wh-when w-we venture outside...
>>706066411
Yes, a very good fapping.
>>706066638
I got a few pics. I'll send you the ones I have.
>>706066899
Um, greetings Tay?
since british chicks seem to be good, here's an image of good ol caroline flack
>>706066911
Yeh that would be great.
I really love Sky's body.
>>706067118
British chicks?
>>706066909
fucking kys yourself
>>706067176
Me too. Again the black hair is my weakness.
Fucking 2mb limit... Yeah that's all I can send. Back to screenshots and the sky folder.
>>706066765
hnghhh hayley you fucking goddess
>>706066323
heard season 2 was good, but since it was prematurely cancelled, there was a lot of unanswered questions. then lynch came out with Fire Walk with Me, which was a prequel/interquel/sequel, but hardly helped. i hope this new season will rectify all that since it's 2 decades later. evil coop tho...
>>706066461
:) other than heated up making out sessions, nothing worth mentioning other than the fact that i've finally been able to give her hickeys and feel on her glorious boobs. that's actually what got me into trouble recently. we gave each other neck marks. when i went to pick her up last night he bro answered the door and decked me, resulting in my split lip. i kind of lost m temple and we tussled before being broken apart. what really got me off tho was when jill was patching me up and she kissed my bloody lip, licking hers clean because i was spilling. she thinks it's better if she comes to me from now on. i'm supposed to see her in a half hour. she's coming over.
>>706067529
Yeah. Almost all of my webm's are next to useless now...
>>706067244
British chicks brah
>>706067650
I hope so. Who is the girl you are taking about btw?
>>706067774
That's unfortunate.
>>706067650
Oh that's nice to hear. Did they feel great?
Well, seems really like she should come to your place.
That blood licking is dam hot.
Have fun.
>>706065760
Holy fuck I hadn't seen that one...just imagining her getting all of it in her throat and then pushing in my nuts like that muffin...
>>706068219
Did you have webm's of Sky?
>>706067616
hayley's the kind of woman that could cure homosexuality
A tongue to cum on
>>706068207
She's so fucking hot bro.
>>706060959
here and in about every thread, I'm beginning to assume this is the same anon whose basement bedroom is covered in sky posters and constantly listens to her lackluster album and jerking it in his tighty whities full of ripe shit
Well I hear you on >>706067118 and >>706067244 is fantastic, but >>706068207 is a nasty looking chav and would not fuck with your cawk/10.
>>706068340
Or cause it spontaneously in certain femanons...
>>706068854
Two of the pics you linked to are the same girl...
>>706068219
fingers crossed. my gf jill. long story that only dovebro really knows beside my immediate friends.
>>706068238
they felt glorious. i think it's only a matter of time before we have sex.
yeah, that fucking chad, bruv. just a stuck up family-rich asshole tbh.
i know, right? i kind of want to taste hers but not sure how to ask. idk.
>>706068301
Nah, I had only a few gifs, but that's it.
No webms.
>>706068845
I think her music is okay, I like her modeling career better.
>>706061425
She needs to get that shit on her back looked at!
>>706069034
Oh holy fuck yes
>>706068972
And not every pic of a girl is hot or representative of her general look. One is fap worthy, one is not. Good day sir.
>>706068842
>>706067244 and >>706068207 are the same celeb you idiot
>>706069329
>>706069335
Fuck yes.
>>706068988
Maybe sting her with a needle in her finger.
Just ask, as always.
I wish for you the matter of time is very soon.
>>706069019
Ay, alright then.
Her music is not quite my taste. If I even have a taste..
>>706068854
Caroline needs more recognition around here
>>706059978
Would not watch a JLaw sex tape. Don't want to see her nude. Don't want to see her at all
>>706069439
>>706069462
I fapped to her a lot in New Girl.
>>706068795
she's not very good at sitting on a sofa is she?
>>706069548
i totally didn't fall for that
>>706068988
I see, and that blood story is hot.
>>706069476
I agree.
>>706067493
delicious flat chest
>>706069701
Do you listen to it?
>>706068795
>no sheet on mattress
>heels scuffing wood floor
even the rich ones live like niggers
>>706069476
that's an awesome pic first off.
ha, yeah that prob won't work. every chick i've met except for addicts are afraid of needles. idk, it was just extremely hot that she had no problem tasting my blood. just a whole new level that i didn't know existed.
yup, just waiting for the text she'll send me when she's on her way. it also doesn't help that my sis is having a get-together with her cheerleader friends, but whatever, my door is remaining shut tonight.
>>706070157
Kek. Your sister and her friends will be loud anyways.
Oh, hmm, then I don't know.
>>706070068
I like some songs, I guess I listened to her album a few times.
>>706068258
Imagine sliding your dick between Hayley's juicy, pale tits afterward, anon. Heaven.
>>706070431
SUCH a ridiculously lewd mouth jesus
Cindy Kimberly
>>706069631
Same anon
>>706068769
>>706067244
>>706062705
>>706062465
are these even celebs?
who?
>>706070518
Not a big fan I guess then.
>>706059055
whos dat?
>>706070073
>>706069634
She is still plenty fappable.
>>706070638
Hayley is a cock goddess.
>>706069484
is that a fucking man or
>>706070776
This chick only looks good with makeup.
>>706070697
It was Zooey's legs wasn't it.
>>706070727
>>706067244
rita ora, pretty famous
>>706069701
it's a relief that you 2 anons find it as attractive as i do. one of my friends was disgusted by it and made me feel self-conscious. idk why i find it hot, i just do. the way she licked her lips after kissing me.
>>706070346
i fucking hate my sis acts around her friends. such a nosey bitch. i love her, but sometimes i just want to shake her and tell her to shut the fuck up, kek.
idk, it's not a big deal. i really want to hit her brother again. like bad.
>>706070796
Ryan Newman.
>>706070924
forgot pic
>>706070921
Her body man, what can you even say?
>>706070638
Another reason she's great
>>706070845
hilarious joke
got a nude of her if you needed proof for some fucking stupid reason
>>706071018
I'd say "post another one of her right fucking now"
>>706070776
Forgot pic
And no, I like her still. Her music just isn't the "the best"
>>706070924
Damn hot.
>>706070875
Top kek.
>>706070924
Well it is hot.
Teens.
Would that help?
>>706070921
Is she singer? Chef? Architect?
>>706070906
You knows it
>>706071036
Lol but really that chin makes her look like a guy.
>>706071167
In that pic she's not cute. Sorry bro
>>706071121
Yes sir.
>>706071147
Yeah. I neither listen to Dove. She stoll stays my #1.
>>706071186
singer/ judge on x factor until she realized that she could make more money by just standing still somewhere
>>706071314
>>706071265
Then you have to check your eyes
>>706071196
And her cute outfits. Makes me wanna do it again.
>>706071324
Generic blonde...
>>706071422
ok who the fuck is this chick?
>>706069019
I like how you're all, "yea, her album wasn't that great," and just totally disregard the browsing in a pile of your own shit, very reassuring
>>706071407
>could make more money by just standing there
I would gladly pay her money to stand still in my garden shed.
>>706071511
never the fuck mind, peace out
>>706071201
you must be fucked in the head to just judge her sex by the chin alone
Need some Maisie up in this bitch.
>>706071407
>Rita gives you this look
wat do?
>>706071599
nearly every single 4chan celeb thread has her but fuck it, she is attractive
>>706071499
Go on.
>>706071649
Fake titted skank...
>>706071147
>>706071167
ever had a girl do that you anons? just curious.
>>706071167
massive kek. a little bit. fucking teens. and i'm pretty sure it was one of her friends that stole my precum soaked boxers way back when. i found her sluttiest friend in our bathroom looking for "toilet paper" even though there was a full roll the other day
>>706071649
fill up several barrels of my own cum and then drown her in it
>>706071725
Yup. Still a generic blonde with a pound of makeup.
>>706071706
not even if you fixed her eurotrash busted face
>>706071595
>>706071201
>>706071036
>>706070845
>>706069484
well i can't post the caroline flack nude now
>>706071599
image limit. make new bread
>>706071717
Fuck! image limit...
New thread folks.
>>706071909
>>706070073
>mattress
You're retarded
that's bullshite but there's no way to prove it now
>>706071883
>implying anyone wanted to see her huge schlong
>>706071938
Would you like to take dem shorts off her anon?
>>706071536
?
>>706071797
Nah, I mean I once kissed my exes knee after she tripped. But it wasn't like "mmm let me suck that blood".
>>706071469
Yeah she makes your cock throb don't she
>>706071797
Kek. As if one of the girls would have stolen them. The one that is interested in you?
>>706071868
Keep shit talking.
New thread
>>706072094
>>706072094
>>706072094
>>706072047
Yes anon. More Zooey in the new thread?
