Waifu claiming thread.
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>>706003768
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Calamity-masu'd
>>706013261
Yes?
>>706013754
Say something edgy!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Firekeeper claimed. (´･ω･)
>>706013813
Fuck this, I'm on blog TV with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch, this stupid justice, all fucking righteous fucking NIGGER, Anon, is posting this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god I'm going to- Yo- Everybody type in the thread "Anon is a stupid nigger." Just type in the thread "Anon is a stupid nigger." Fuck him. Fuck him
Hitagi Senjougahara claimed
>>706014163
>>706014242
Why am I still getting hate?
>>706014350
discount chen
Let's hope I programmed Kyoubot not to go rogue...
Oh shit- these calculations are off!
EVERYBODY RU-
Who is better, Chen or Mai?
Discuss.
Elaborate your opinion.
>>706014540
>>706014581
You're comparing apples to oranges
>>706014350
Because you're mai
>>706014581
Chen because chen is a kitty mai is a kike nigger faggot dick licking mi liu impersonating kike nigger faggot dick licking mi liu impersonator. Kike.
>>706014706
Elaborate
Claimed
Claim
Post kimonos.
>>706015357
Claiming tomoko ebin
CLiming tomoko ebin
>>706015357
Homura?
>>706015427
Claibing tomoko ebin
>>706014350
>>706013554
How about you claim some balls and get yourselves some real women?
Every fucking day with this bullshit.
Furthermore guess what Francis,
Someone claimed the furry bitches already. 0mg what will you do now?
>>706015774
>>706015956
These fucking fags are on here 24/7. I guess the OP is a bot that makes a new thread every time this one hits the image limit
They're breaking at least 2 global rules
Not to mention being complete faggots
These threads need to go
>>706015956
These fucking fags are on here 24/7. I guess the OP is a bot that makes a new thread every time this one hits the image limit
They're breaking at least 2 global rules
Not to mention being complete faggots
These threads need to go
>>706016222
that was the fastest dentist apointment i ever had
he filled a cavity within 10 min
what a god
>>706016414
of the crater
>>706016461
ceiling
fuck this without a 4chan pass, bye
>>706016561
why did you post the same image?
i dont mind, this thread can use a whole lot more yuno
>>706016461
Aww did your mommy promise to take you to get ice cream later because the big bad dentist hurt your wittle teefies
>>706016805
she didnt
>>706016646
I think it's because it's a sample, and you're losing out on precious pixels
>>706017131
>>706017234
its the same size and less kb
i honestly dont see a differnce
>>706017381
Oh, didn't even notice. No idea
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>706017131
Hello Alice
>>706014052
Pet Pet
>>706017346
Hello Akame
>>706017770
Hello Syndra. You make it home yet?
![Syndra [188].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNgcDlY.jpg "Syndra [188].jpg")
>>706018188
No, only just got on the train. About 2 hours or less till i get home.
>>706018339
Ah, that's a long train ride. I was able to catch a ride with a classmate post of the way home cut an hour of my trip
Someone say waifu thread?
>>706018076
Woo, way late. Guess that's fine.
>>706018188
morning
>>706018506
cute ae
>>706018545
>>706018777
Nice trips.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>706018419
That sounds great.
Will you be on later today?
>>706018768
How are you doing so far?
>>706018777
That's not very nice, Shizu is a lovely person.
>>706018964
I will be for a while. I have to go out of town tonight and I won't be home until late Saturday sometime.
Good morning everyone
>>706019959
Good morning
>>706019255
Not bad. Still trying to completely wake up
>>706019959
morning Illya
>>706020077
How are you today, Alice?
>>706019959
sleep good?
>>706020475
You stay up late last night?
>>706020487
I'm doing okay, I suppose. Kind of sleepy right now though which will hopefully go away when I walk up my hill from the bus stop
>>706018545
PET PET
>>706020919
Fucking gay
You know you're talking to a man right?
No amount of role playing can save you from that
Every single one of you just imagine who is behind the post
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.
>>706020830
Kinda, I had a really weird dream. Wasn't frightening at all so I wouldn't call it a nightmare, but something about it stressed me out. Otherwise I slept pretty well.
>>706020898
Physical activity usually shakes off drowsiness, so I'm sure it'll wake you up.
>>706020898
Not so late. I guess I'm just feeling odd like most days
>>706021373
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.
Re:Zero is taking too long to "pick up" if you know what I mean.
I know the first episode is basically "Character Introduction" and blah blah but holy fcuk.
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.
>>706021490
I'm feeling a bit more awake now. It seems to have helped
>>706021554
Something on your mind?
>>706021490
i know that feeling sometimes you just wake up and are like, what the fuck?
i had that dream a few months ago and still wonder what i meant
any plans for today?
>>706022404
Good morning Yuuki
>>706022653
I'm glad!
>>706022680
Class, some laundry, and then whatever ends up happening. You?
>I was only 15 years old
>I loved Necron Overlord so much, I had all the merchandise and corpses of Space Marines he killed
>I pray to Necron Overlord every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Necron Overlord is love" I say; “Necron Overlord is life”
>My comissar hears me and calls me a heretic
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Necron Overlord
>I called him a weakling
>He shoots me and sends me to go and die
>I’m crying now, and my brain hurts
>I lay on the ground and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, something more cold is moving towards me
>It’s Necron Overlord
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “[...]”
>He grabs me with his powerful necron claws and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Necron Overlord
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his Staff of Light
>It hurts so much but I do it for Necron Overlord
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Necron Overlord
>He says nothing in a mighty silence as he fills my butt with his gauss energies
>My comissar walks in, to finish me off
>Necron Overlord looks him straight in the eyes and says “[...]”
>Necron Overlord leaves through my window
>Necron Overlord is love. Necron Overlord is life.
>>706022653
A lot, as usual. And now I'm being haunted by someone who I thought was done with me
Guten Morgen, /waifu/
>>706023151
Guten Morgen, Alice!
>>706023368
>>706022868
alright another care free day
what about the weekend? any plans for that?
im just gonna chill oout and play some games with friends
>>706023151
hey alice
did you sleep well?
>>706022868
How's it going Illya? I woke up like an hour ago
>>706023410
I want to hug the Ruga-chan
>>706023733
>>706023410
>>706023360
Nice to see you again, Illya. How was your sleep? (If you did sleep, that is.)
>>706023592
I slept like a bunny. Had so many interesting dreams as well, trying to find the meanining behind all of them.
Evening there waifu, how are you today?
>>706022558
First few episodes are Subaru solving a problem and a badass swordsman defeat in an opponent with him flirting with Emila. Nothing else really
>>706024507
Hello, Chara! I'm doing great. How goes it?
>>706024665
>>706024665
Hi there Alice. It's nice to hear you're doing great. Is there a reason for it?
I'm doing so so, not bad but not great either.
>>706024803
That pic is dope
>>706024787
>
>>706024803
I got a ton of sleep, which is nice. I'm also estastic to see you again, I normally don't catch you here. Glad to hear you're doing okay!
>>706024537
D 1337 THIS.
Bro I'm not even done with the first episode.
>>706023592
Every Saturday me and a group of friends get together for DnD, 40k, or other board games. I always look forward to that, recently got my roommate to join us as well.
>>706023721
Im doing pretty well, waiting to get an english paper back from peer review. Did you sleep well?
>>706024173
I slept decently, had an odd dream. Can't really remember much of it now, just that it was distressing but not frightening. How'd you sleep?
>>706024173
>>706025268
I need to start reading all of the response instead of just the (you)
>illya
>>706024862
Thanks. Yours is a little... uh non existant
>>706025083
Yeah, it's been such a long time. Oh, I got two kittens now in case you missed it. They are currently playing with each other occassionaly nibbling on my wiring.
But they're both very sweet and not afraid of new people, so I can always introduce new people to them and they can pet them.
>>706025268
I slept like a baby haha. Once my head hit the pillow I was out
>this happens when you wake up at 7:30am and don't go to sleep until 2:30am
>>706025474
Glad to hear you slept well!
How'd LoL end?
>>706026078
Not well, TSM got stomped by one of the Chinese teams..they play again today against the 3rd place Korean team, so I'm corssing my fingers for a comeback.
>>706026003
Yuuko! You lovely dork! How are you?
>>706025268
>>706025425
No problem at all! I'll tell you about one of the dreams I had. One involved me in a carnival. I was stealing things from the stalls and mugging people. I later went onto a ride that shoots you all the way up into the air, and eventually drops you down at an incredibly fast speed. I got on the ride, buckled in, and the ride was started, sending me all the way up into the air. As I was launched into the air, the ride suddenly got stuck. I was left dangling up above. Eventually, my seat belt came loose and I started to fall. As I hit the ground, I suddenly woke up.
>>706025432
Awh, that's adorable! What are their names?
Off to work, see you guys later
>>706026297
That's an interesting dream you had. Are you feeling that everything's going too smooth?
And their names are Lumi (nos) and Eni (gma) since they're both black cats. And female.
>>706025083
How are you doing tonight?
>>706026638
>forgot the pic
It's been a while since I've forgot a pic
This OP sucks
>>706026486
Have as much fun as one can have work
>>706026297
Yeah, that's definitely interesting! I always find it interesting when dreams create a way of waking you up, or coincide with something waking you up
>>706026239
Is good, i'm watching a kitten attempt to destroy my shoes inbetween begging for milk.
How are you and your creatures?
>>706026486
bye
>>706027089
Laters.
>>706026866
What's wrong about it?
>>706026486
>>706027442
byeo byeo
>>706027168
Best thing you did today?
>>706027442
Bye
>>706026638
Now that you mention it, I do feel like things are going a little too smooth. I assume it's because things in my life are too monotous; I want some excitement in my life. That's one possible meaning behind the dream. Those are such good name. I hope those cats don't cause you too much trouble!
>>706026646
It's morning here, not night. And I'm doing just great. Feeling even better now that you're here. What's up with you?
>>706026869
I too find it interesting. I always document dreams like that. I have a journal where I document all dreams that could pose a special meaning. I've even had dreams that've predicted the future.
>>706027495
I honestly don't like j-rock. They do it weird.
I don't even like WataMote's OP that much. It's not bad, but it isn't good. The ED Is better.
>>706027089
The Yuuko on the left side is squinting.
And my little creatures are sleeping now. They'll awaken at a later time and not tlet me sleep. Also, we found 5 malnourished hedgehogs in our garden and took them in. Trust me, cat shit smells like flowers compared to those 5.
>>706027442
See ya
>>706027663
Dreams always reflect your unconscious or conscious problems... if you can remember them, that is.
Nah, they're not causing too much trouble. They're lovely.
>>706027602
Best thing I did today was get home.
How about you?
>>706027663
Yeah.. Not sure why I said tonight since it's midafternoon here, and I knew you lived a few hours behind me...
It's nice to hear that you like seeing me, I'm not doing too bad, my internet seems to have had a really heavy hiccup just now though, which is annoying
>>706027781
Holy shit wild hedgehogs. Wish we had that.
Call them the boyz because they be fast as fuck.
>>706027926
I got a good amount of school work done in little time. That was good.
Just get back from a late night at work?
![Syndra [339].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xkxOBYG.jpg "Syndra [339].jpg")
>>706027442
Bye.
>>706027663
Wow! That's pretty cool. I used to try to keep a journal of dreams but I always seem to forget them almost the instant I wake up.
>>706028112
We also found the mother of those 5 later on, but she's fat and thus we didn't take her in. I should call them the shitheads though considering how much they smell.
>>706028563
Kek
i had a snail for awhile that i swear shit more than any of my other pets.
>>706028112
Productivity. I think you have me confused with someone, I don't have a job
>>706027781
Indeed they do. I like to believe dreams have the ability to access certain parts of your mind which you don't use, which is why dreams can sometimes predict the future. My theory's a little silly, but the concept of dreams predicting future events still intrigues me.
>>706027926
Glad to hear it! I'm curious, what do you do have as an occupation?
>>706028218
Thank you! My journal's just getting started and I have high hopes for it to help me comprehend the meaning behind my dreams. Did you figure anything out with your journal or was it just a lost cause?
>>706027675
Not a huge problem, as pleb as it is I skip most OPs and EDs after watching them for the first time.
>>706028861
I could be your pet~
>>706029093
I'm a student. There seems to have been some confusion along the line somewhere if now a second person believes I have a job.
>>706029253
Actually kill yourself you lonely sad sack of shit.
>>706029216
I only skip those that I don't particularly like.
Maaaaan Log Horizon's OP was fucking fun.
DATABASE DATABASE. So catchy.
>>706029350
Well someone doesn't know how to take a joke
>>706029057
Who the hell am i thinking of then...Hmmmmm....
Well neeting can be relaxing during the day too.
>>706029253
We could be equals instead~
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM
>>706029452
>flirts with multiple people because he wants attention
>gets called out
>IS JUST A JOKE WOWW
>>706029491
Why not the 10 hour version?
I can never unsee her shoulders as small chibi arms.
>>706029473
I'm a full time student at the moment. I'm
>Wonderland
>>706029491
Hello Ruri. This iss quite catchy
>>706028861
Well, they are 5 hedghehogs versus two kittens... So it's not hard to predit who shits more
>>706029093
I agree. Funnily enough, I had a certain event happen to me several times.
Two months before I meet an old friend of mine or a certain person I haven't seen in a long imte, I dream of them. It happened 3 times. And it was always two months between those dreams and the event.
>>706029473
Yeah, we could. You're much better than me though
>>706029591
It was meant as a joke, yes, at least the specific post I made to Yuuko was, If you want me to flirt with you, this is a really contireved way to do it anon ~
>>706029890
Fuck off heaven
I'm sick of your shit
>>706029890
>contireved
I meant contrived
>>706029093
It was a total lost cause. Almost all the entries were the most basic they could be.
"Last night's dream made me feel happy/sad/stressed/etc"
"Last night's dream was in a castle"
"Someone in last night's dream reminded me of this person"
Stuff like that, never really any more depth than that.
God damnit my Illya tantrum gif is too big now
>>706029854
I want to see this fight club in action.
>>706029657
Maybe i have you mixed in mentally with another waifu tha looks like alice. That happened once before. What do you study?
>>706029491
>>706029939
>>706029890
It's heaven when you're around togame <3
>>706029890
Yes. Because getting rejected on the internet you need to hide it with jokes and flirting with other people.
Lul.
>>706030209
Hmmm. Not sure, I can't think of any waifus who look like Alice here.
I study computer electronic repair. It's pretty fun, other than the classes that every IT branch at my school has to take that is in no way relevant to my field of study.
>>706029273
My bad! I need to stop assuming things.. What's life as a full time student like?
>>706029854
Wow! That's incredibly interesting. Is that the only type of dream that's predicted the future for you? You've never had any dreams that predict a different event?
>>706030090
You shouldn't have gave up there, in my opinion. Sometimes the best way to have more vivid dreams and memories of said dreams is to write about them. Can you recall any dreams that have predicted future events?
>>706030286
Hey! Getting rejected on the internet is serious business!
I don't you laughing at my missfortunes.
>>706030209
I try
>>706030209
he never gives me hugs </3
>>706030558
i thought we had something special :(
>>706030558
Aww.
Things never work out when they matter the most?
Too bad.
>>706030598
I gagged.
>>706030529
Don't worry about it. I was just a little concerned that something I had said at some point for misinterpreted. Or that there was another Alice claimed :(
It's pretty boring when I'm not doing school stuff, since I quit the job I had before I started school. I miss the disposable income and stuff to do on the weekends
>>706029627
>Why not the 10 hour version?
Audio quality is somewhat lower, I think...
>I can never unsee her shoulders as small chibi arms.
You must be drunk or something, Nanas.
How was your day, though?
>>706029657
Hello there, Alice.
Indeed it is, I blame /f/.
>>706030209
Yooko.
the elitists are merely a scapegoat, /f/ is the real problem.
>>706030776
No, I'm not drunk. Just a while ago someone commented on her shoulders looking like chibi arms and I just couldn't unsee it.
So far it's ok. I helped a friend move yesterday so I'm a bit sore, but overall fine.
You?
>>706030720
Nah, don't let me deter you though
>>706030753
>Too bad.
It is too bad, but one can only help it so much, right?
>>706030209
Probably the hedghehogs would win. Considering they can ball up like armadillos.
>>706030529
Maybe I have, but I never cared enough to think too much about it. Basically all my dreams were stress related bullshit. I dreamt that I failed my graduation exam etc. In the end I passed it.
But dreaming of people is the only kind of prediction I can remember.
And kinda like connect the dots? I mean maybe I did have some other prediction dreams but I don't know since I didn't see them as prediction
>>706030897
yes i also agree fellow elitist
>>706031013
ok
*hugs*
>>706031013
Probably help by moving on.
In order to do that, kill yourself, works every time.
>>706031042
Good taste anon
>>706031330
cancer*
>>706030452
Well you do fit the picture of an IT guy well.
>>706030720
Hug him first, see what happens
>>706030558
Surprised you're not at work.
>>706031042
They don't have killer instinct though.
Let the games begin.
>>706031362
>implying Tsundere is cancer
Fine, what Waifu do (YOU) like Anon?
>>706030776
What is /f/? I never went there before
>>706031373
Do I? I'm not sure what image that is other than sweaty neckbeard lol
>>706030897
>http://i.4cdn.org/f/Eventide.swf
I'm okay with it.
>>706030929
Why not? drink it up, it could be fun.
Well, I just saw it too. You've got a point, that's given.
My day was alright, didn't felt like overstaying for calculus, even though I probably needed it.
>>706030529
If I did, I certainly don't remember them. I might try keeping a journal again
>>706031373
>KIttens
>Killer instinct
They don't even have a survival instinct considering they want to play with my old cat who's double the height and triple the strength... and my old cat absolutely hates them.
>>706031330
>>706031727
Thank you dear anon
But I don't thinkg Chara would be tsundere. Not even Yandere tbh
>>706031774
Maybe later. It's only 1:44 here. Day drinking isn't as fun as it used to be.
Just study two extra hours.
